tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38823735817414151462024-09-04T23:33:29.133-07:00Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-39022358534232628372011-04-08T01:30:00.000-07:002011-04-08T01:30:23.870-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: helvetica, arial, verdana, 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><b>Leul iese dimineata nervos din casa si da cu ochii de vulpe:<br /> - Cine e regele animalelor?<br /> - Tu, tu, tu esti, maria- ta, zice vulpea infricosata.<br /> Mai merge si da peste lup:<br /> - Ia zi, cine e regele animalelor?<br /> - Maria-ta, zice lupul galben de frica.<br /> Mai merge el si intr-o poiana da peste elefant, care manca linistit niste iarba:<br /> - Ia zi, ma, umflatule, cine e regele animalelor?<br /> Elefantul il prinde cu trompa dupa cap, il izbeste de vreo 3 copaci si-l lasa lat in mijlocul drumului.<br /> Dupa vreo jumatate de ora, leul se ridica anevoie de jos:<br /> - Ei, daca nu stii, nu stii si gata, nu trebuie sa devii violent!</b></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-43274325995742866212011-04-05T09:01:00.001-07:002011-04-05T09:01:30.092-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J5xyg2c7gu0?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" width="480"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-10538102216773761882011-04-05T08:56:00.000-07:002011-04-05T08:56:10.429-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nCx9PpcZOpw?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" 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width="480"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-35917497431272741272011-03-07T03:51:00.000-08:002011-03-07T03:51:39.956-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tBIlUVF8n4s?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" width="480"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-23337592654563619742011-02-20T23:24:00.000-08:002011-03-07T06:24:11.948-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jIfSZcRmyp4?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" width="480"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-70896853481274462032011-02-20T23:17:00.001-08:002011-02-20T23:17:50.771-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe 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width="480"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-40085525340736806192011-01-24T02:23:00.001-08:002011-03-08T13:43:58.102-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A5rCTNKMWQg?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-62962787457989552142011-01-13T15:02:00.000-08:002011-01-13T15:02:00.789-08:00<div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Un copil, la gradinita, incearca sa isi incalte cizmulitele. Pentru ca nu se descurca, a cerut ajutorul educatoarei. Cu tot trasul si impinsul, cizmulitele nu vroiau nicidecum sa intre. Pana cand a reusit totusi sa il incalte, educatoarei i-au aparut broboane de transpiratie pe frunte. De aceea aproape ca i-au dat lacrimile cand copilul i-a zis:<br /> - Doamna, dar sunt puse invels...<br /> Intr-adevar, erau puse gresit... Nu a fost cu nimic mai usor sa ii scoata cizmulitele decat sa i le puna, totusi a reusit sa isi pastreze calmul pana cand cizmulitele au fost iar incaltate, tot cu sudoare pe frunte, dar de data aceasta asa cum trebuia. Insa atunci baietelul a zis:<br /> - Cizmulitele astea nu sunt ale mele!!!<br /> In loc sa tipe la el "De ce nu mi-ai spus?", educatoarea si-a muscat buza si inca o data s-a chinuit sã il descalte. Cand s-a terminat chinul descaltatului, baietelul i-a spus:<br /> - Sunt cizmulitele flatelui meu. Mama mi-a zis sa le incalt pe astea azi.<br /> Acum ea nu mai stia ce sa faca... Sa planga sau sa rada? A reusit totusi sa stranga suficienta rabdare pentru a se lupta din nou cu cizmulitele. Cand, in sfarsit, l-a incaltat, inainte de a-l trimite afara la joaca, l-a intrebat:<br /> - Si acum, unde iti sunt manusile? Trebuie sa ti le pun in maini ca sa poti pleca afara!<br /> - Le-am bagat in cizmulite ca sa nu le pield... </span></b></div><div> <div></div><div><br /> </div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-13414242572716778712011-01-13T14:41:00.001-08:002011-01-13T14:41:02.771-08:00<strong>Varu Sandel -Bancuri</strong><br /> &nbsp;<object height="80" width="448"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.trilulilu.ro/audio/viorelvancea/8c06691bd7f31e.swf"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="flashvars" value="username=viorelvancea&amp;hash=8c06691bd7f31e&amp;miniMode=false"></param><embed src="http://embed.trilulilu.ro/audio/viorelvancea/8c06691bd7f31e.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="448" height="80" flashvars="username=viorelvancea&amp;hash=8c06691bd7f31e&amp;miniMode=false" ></embed></object> <br /> <a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/audio/diverse" title="diverse"> &nbsp;Asculta &nbsp;mai multe &nbsp;audio &nbsp; diverse </a><br /> <iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trilulilu.ro%2Fviorelvancea%2F8c06691bd7f31e&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=448&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80&amp;ref=trlfbmbdlk" style="border: none; height: 80px; overflow: hidden; width: 448px;"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-7959971490048447912011-01-13T14:36:00.001-08:002011-01-13T14:36:34.993-08:00<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/2YCXESJM6ZA?fs=1&amp;hl=ro_RO&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/2YCXESJM6ZA?fs=1&amp;hl=ro_RO&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-36064269227968101452011-01-13T14:31:00.003-08:002011-01-13T14:33:32.178-08:00<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/h9aJu_CqGp4?fs=1&amp;hl=ro_RO&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/h9aJu_CqGp4?fs=1&amp;hl=ro_RO&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-5098250715066508162011-01-13T07:37:00.001-08:002011-01-13T07:37:57.440-08:00<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/RFu2EjDvT14?fs=1&amp;hl=ro_RO&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/RFu2EjDvT14?fs=1&amp;hl=ro_RO&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-29773083343986383752011-01-13T06:58:00.001-08:002011-01-13T07:01:52.706-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span class="il">Soacra</span>: </span> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';">- Ieri am trecut pe langa casa voastra. <br /> Ginerele : </span> </span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: large;">- Iti multumesc.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-19528420723901298572011-01-13T06:55:00.000-08:002011-01-13T06:55:42.922-08:00<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;">Copilasul vede dimineata cum din baia sa iese un tinar atletic, <br /> costumat numai in chiloti. <br /> - Tu esti noul baby sitter? - intreaba pustiul. <br /> - Nu... Eu sunt noul mother-fucker!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-88951923228285004242011-01-13T06:52:00.000-08:002011-01-13T07:06:47.105-08:00<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;">Ion si Gheo trecuti bine de 80 de ani stateau in fata casei pe bancuta si povesteau. La un moment dat il intreaba Ion pe Gheo:<br /> -Ma, da cu sanatatea cum mai stai?<br /> -Bine, zice Gheo,am avut numa niste probleme de memorie da am gasit un doctor tare bun si m-o tratat.<br /> -Apai ma Gheo, zi si mie cum il cheama pe doctoru' cela ca si eu am probleme cu memoria.<br /> -Pai il cheamaaaa...stai asa...cum Dumnezeu il cheama...numa un pic ca iti zic amu...aaaa, apai cum se numeste floarea aia<br /> micuta cu mijlocu' galben si cu petale albe?<br /> -Apai aia-i margareta, ma Gheo.<br /> -No ase ca bine zici...Margaretoooooo, cum il cheama pe doctoru' ala?</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-6113000403946778232011-01-13T06:47:00.001-08:002011-01-13T07:07:06.790-08:00<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;">Doi indragostiti, pe o banca, in parc :<br /> - Iubitelule, cand o sa ne casatorim, o sa avem doi copii, un baiat si o fata.<br /> - Dar de unde stii?<br /> - Amandoi sunt la mama, la tara !</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-46135864570054282172011-01-13T06:36:00.001-08:002011-01-13T06:37:20.975-08:00<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;">La tribunal, judecătorul:<br /> - Şi vreţi să sustineţi că atunci aţi crezut că portmoneul găsit vă aparţine?<br /> - Portmoneul nu, dar bancnotele îmi păreau foarte cunoscute...</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882373581741415146.post-77748411692097050212011-01-13T06:34:00.000-08:002011-01-13T06:35:40.950-08:00<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;">Doi prieteni se refugiaza din cauza ploii intr-un bar. Isi beau ei berile in liniste, in timp ce privesc pe geam.... <br /> - E binevenita ploaia asta pentru pamant, spuse unul dintre ei. Totul va renaste acum din nou. <br /> - Nu ma speria! spune celalalt.. Tocmai mi-am inmormantat <span class="il">soacra</span>...&nbsp;</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com