This is absolutely fantastic! Have you ever tried to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew? Not fun. And maybe you don’t have a lot of materials around to try and open the bottle. Then what? Well, you’re almost always guaranteed to be around a shoe. Check this out:

Just a quick update that we’ve added the official video of How I Got Over by The Roots…it was just a still image with the song playing over it before. Now that the video has been released, we’ve added it. It’s pretty good, so check it out. Also, their new album comes out in a week, so be sure to pick that up when it does. And of course, if you haven’t seen them on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, you’ve gotta check it out…it’s worth watching the show just to see them.

Also, in case you missed it, we also added the new Jon Lajoie video and song: WTF Collective. Hilarious as always. Thanks Jon.

Enjoy.

Jon Lajoie is at it again. And this time he’s got one hell of a crew with him. We’re talking about 12 MCs…and they call themselves the WTF Collective. Check out the new song and music video from Jon Lajoie, WTF Collective. Hilarious as always!

Jon Lajoie WTF Collective Song and Music Video

WTF Collective Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

[MC Confusing]
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me,
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black.
It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zack Braff taking a nap.
I attack mothaf*ckas wearin’ purple backpacks,
And I snack on towel racks and take a sh*t on your track.
Yeah you’re whack, cuz everybody understands what you say.
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay.
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste,
and I say karate pencil case and put it on tape.

[MC Insecure]
Yo I’m MC Insecure, what’s up?
I really don’t think that I’m good enough
to be rhymin’ on this track cuz my lyrics suck.
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck.
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse,
and now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt.
(Owww! Oh I think I…sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me)

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia ya up in this bitch,
woke up five days ago lyin’ in the ditch.
Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember sh*t.
Apparently something happened that was traumatic.
I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them.
Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything!
What my mothaf*cking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I’m MC Public Urination, what what?
I take a f*ckin’ piss on the f*ckin sidewalk.
Any time any place I just whip out my c*ck
and empty my bladder while you mothaf*ckas watch!
You other MC’s can’t handle this shit!
You just a little bitch ‘fraid to pee in public.
You runnin’ to a toilet everytime you have to piss.
Yo f*ck that shit I just whip out my d*ck!

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue yeah that’s me.
Everytime I grab the mic I f*ckin’ fall asleep…
(snoring)

[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I’m the guy who sings the chorus…
(it breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring…
(I wish that I could go home)
But they’re paying me to sing the chorus…
(And I really need the cash)
Cuz I’m unemployed at the moment…
(Just moved back in with my dad)

[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is.
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss.
She said ‘let’s go to your place and I’ll suck your d*ck’
I said ‘Hell yeah bitch, that’s so ironic’

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I’m MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are bad ass like Gandolfini.
You know he’s known for The Sopranos
but he’s also in movies like
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity,
which I didn’t really like
’cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen…
well, I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny.
But I prefer Leslie Nielson in the Naked Gun,
you know who else was in that movie?
O.J. Simpson…
Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that.
Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked.

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3.
I really like those movies but the 4th dissapointed me.
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci…
Why did they have to make a 4th?
They had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me,
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy,
the 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently]
Yo I’m MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently…
It usually happens when I’m walking down the street,
or when I’m hangin’ out with some fly-ass hoes.
There we go, thank god i brought a change of clothes!

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I’m the MC with the final verse,
I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
But muthaf*ckas I don’t really have the time.
So f*ck that and come back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I’m still singing the chorus…
(thank god we’re almost done)
I hate singin’ the chorus…
(Such a boring f*ckin’ job)
I’m gonna take my 40 bucks…
(That’s what they’re payin’ me)
And I’m gonna go get really drunk…
(Masturbate then go to sleep)

Wait a minute, I remember what happened now…You guys raped me! No wonder I couldn’t remember anything. I thought you guys were my friends. That is not cool.

No it’s ironic.

No, no…it’s not ironic. I don’t think you understand…dude, dude could you stop peeing while I’m talking? And what the f*ck is that? Did someone sh*t their pants?

Yep!

The Roots are one of my all-time favorite bands, and likely one of many other people’s favorites as well. They have a new album coming out around the beginning of October titled “How I Got Over.” The first song from the album has the same title…How I Got Over lyrics are below, and the song as a video. Once they come out with an official video, I’ll replace the one below with the official one:

“How I Got Over” Song & Video

Again, video will be updated once there’s an official video. But you can listen to the song for now:

How I Got Over Lyrics – The Roots

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere,
Someone has to care.

How I got over
Where the people come apart.
Don’t nobody care about you
Only thing you got is God
out here in these streets.
If you get down on your luck,
You can stand up
With a hand out
But nobody give a fuck.
Out here in these streets,
every man is for himself.
They ain’t helpin’ noone else,
It’s a hazard to your health.
Livin’ life in these cold streets.
(Hey) Whose worryin’ ‘bout you babe
When you wilin’ out?
Runnin’ around in these streets.

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
(How I got over)
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck.
(How I got over)
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere, (How I got over)
Someone has to care. (Yo)

When you on the corner it’s too much drama
Livin’ with the police right behind ya’
It’s always more than a slight reminder
We livin’ in a war zone like Rwanda.
Before I go back to the heavenly father
Pray for me if it ain’t too much bother.
Whatever don’t break me’ll make me stronger
I feel like I can’t take too much longer.
It’s too much lyin’
And too much fryin’
I’m all cried out cause I grew up cryin’
They all got a sales pitch I ain’t buyin’
They tryin’ to convince me that I ain’t tryin’.
We uninspired,
We unadmired,
And tired and sick of being sick and tired.
Of living in the hood where the shots are fired
We dyin’ to live, so to live we dyin’.
You just like I am.

Out in the streets (Uh)
Where I grew up (How I got over)
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck. (How I got over)
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere (Ya, somebody, somewhere)
Someone has to care. (Somebody’s gotta care)

And I swear it isn’t fair,
In suspended animation
We ain’t tryin’ to go nowhere.
Out here in these streets
We’re so young and all alone
We ain’t even old enough to realize we’re on our own.
Livin’ life in these hard streets
Where it’s like they lost their mind
Is there anyway to find?
are we runnin’ out of time out here?
Listen,
hey,
Who’s worryin’ about you babe
When you wilin’ out?
Runnin’ ’round in these streets.

Out in the streets
Where I grew up (How I got over)
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck. (How I got over)
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere (Ya, somebody, somewhere)
Someone has to…

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck.
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere
Someone has to…

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck.
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere
Someone has to…

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere
Someone has to care.

It’s been a long time coming, but a breath of fresh air has just been released…Brother Ali finally has a new album out. He’s been in the game for a little bit, but is only starting to become a little more known. He’s on the Rhymesayers Entertainment label along with Atmosphere, Blueprint, Eyedea & Abilities, and a grip of other folks. Check out the Fresh Air song from Brother Ali below. Can’t wait to see the video! And if you can check him out on tour, see if he’s coming your way at www.brotherali.com.

Brother Ali – Fresh Air Video & Song

Fresh Air Lyrics by Brother Ali

Ant check this out…
I’m the luckiest son of a bitch that ever lived,
I spend life doin shit I love.
Got the world’s most beautiful kids
and don’t nobody do it like us
Sunday morning play Al Green,
make pancakes and watch cartoons.
Sometimes get to change that scene,
catch a plane and see somewhere new.
Just got married last year,
treated so good that it ain’t even fair.
Already got a boy, now the baby girl’s here,
bought us a house like the Berenstein Bears.
Not two years ago I was homeless,
I mean crashin on the couch of my homies.
Now I’m crashin on the couch with Conan,
signed a mortgage and bought my home, shit.
Should of seen when they handed me the keys,
I still couldn’t believe that it was mine.
Like “baby hurry up let’s leave,
before these damn people change their mind.”
Ha, and shit what can I say?
I would have made these damn songs anyway
Some of y’all still listen to ‘em everyday,
beautiful thing, I bow my hand and pray.

I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is
I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is

Uh, I get a lot of love in my hometown,
twin cities, y’all know how it go down.
Same club where Prince shot “Purple Rain”,
advertise my name and it’s sold out.
I’m surrounded by greatness,
my loved ones are amazin.
Sometimes I look in their faces and just think of the lives they’re changin.
And I don’t just mean Rhymesayers,
my son’s grandmother quit freebasin.
Desiree got eight years straight,
now that right there cause for celebration.
Ah, I’m so happy for her,
we used to fight like cats and dogs.
But she ain’t even mad that I left her daughter
She calls me her son, so that’s my mama.

I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is
I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is

Ah, keep it goin now
All my life I had this music,
my heroes have all saluted.
I don’t need y’all to like my new shit,
them dudes are the reason I do this.
I done did so much cool shit,
lived a lifetime in the last two years.
Got the memories to prove it,
look what a dude who ain’t even graduate high school did.
Ha, used to always be the new kid,
laughed at ’cause I never used to pull chicks.
Now I turn down more girls than them rich ass pitiful ball playin fools get.
Sometimes I smile so wide,
I think about the dreams that I’ve lived.
Shit even if I died tonight y’all,
I’m the luckiest son bitch that ever lived.

One of my all-time favorite videos is Pee on You (Piss on You) by Dave Chappelle. The guy is a comic genius…plain and simple. And if you don’t remember the whole R. Kelly peeing on a girl incident, you should look it up. I’ll try and find an old news link or something. Basically, a 14 year old girl let R Kelly pee on her. “I want to pee on you…drip drip drip.” LOL.

R. Kelly / Dave Chappelle – Piss on You Video (I wanna pee on you)

(I Want To) Piss on You / Pee on You Lyrics by Dave Chappelle

Yeah..
Its the R.
40oz of malt liquor made me wanna tell you something…

I said, rollin’ around
sittin’ on dubs,
cat like eye,
was high on shrubs,
Coolin’ in my Escalade,
Man I’m paid, I got it made.
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face…

I’m gonna piss on it.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.

I said your body, your body,
Is a porta-potty,
When I pee I kick,
like it knows karate.
I’m gonna pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you, all on you,
(P)iss on you, (p)iss on you,

You won’t ever feel…
quite the same,
Once you get a whiff…
of my Hershey stains,
I want to piss on you, too,
I want to pee in your food,
Only thing that make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do,
yes I do, I’ll pee on you,
I’ll piss on you.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want
none of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.

Won’t you braid my hair,
said won’t you braid my hair.
Before you start, I’m gonna fart,
I’m gonna fart on you.

Forgot to put this one up. Jon Lajoie created this “Michael Jackson is Dead” video and song as a tribute to the King of Pop. At first, I was a little confused because the whole song talks about all the negative stuff. It’s not meant to be that way, but it is meant to chastise the people that fed off of MJ’s faults and flaws and now all of a sudden are taking advantage of his death in a more positive manner…or something like that…well whatever, here is the video and lyrics for Michael Jackson is Dead.

You can also check out Jon’s latest video attacking main stream music: Radio Friendly Song

Michael Jackson is Dead Video by Jon Lajoie

Michael Jackson is Dead Lyrics (Jon Lajoie)

Oh my god, did you hear about Michael Jackson?
Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson, it’s crazy right?
Yeah…
I can’t believe it, all of a sudden the media is on his side.
I know its crazy right?

Michael Jackson is dead,
don’t pretend you give a sh*t,
you mother f*cking hypocrites
remember what you said he did.

Michael Jackson is dead
no you never gave a sh*t
so why are you pretending
you mother f*cking hypocrite.

Michael Jackon’s such a freak.
You’d hear it a thousand times a week
on every f*cking TV screen
and every f*cking magazine.

Yeah sure we liked him for while
for a few years when he was in style
then someone said he’s a pedophile
and f*cking boys is what makes him smile.

Then there was a punch line everyday
about his Skeletor like face,
and how he loved twelve year old balls,
we didn’t care if it was true or false.

So don’t pretend that you give a f*ck
keep talking about how he sucked twelve year old c*ck
and went from a being cute little black kid,
and died as a white skeleton robot.

Michael Jackson is dead
don’t pretend you give a sh*t
you mother f*cking hypocrites
remember what you said he did.

Michael Jackson is dead
no you never gave a sh*t
so why are you pretending
you mother f*cking hypocrite.

Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony?
I wasn’t here but you called him legendary.
And when he heard that shit about the Culkin kid,
we said, “Oh my god, Jacko is mother f*cking sick!”

“He likes f*cking kids,
he likes f*cking kids!”
Nobody was talking about his music,
now if I say “He died choking on a kid’s d*ck”,
you’d say, “Oh my god, that’s so offensive!”

Well f*ck you, you mother f*cking c*nt ass b*tch,
everyone in the news hyp- a mother f*cking –crite.
On your high horse saying that I’m a demon,
Cuz’ I say that he overdosed on a boy’s semen.

Michael Jackson is dead;
don’t pretend you give a sh*t,
you mother f*cking hypocrites
remember what you said he did.

Michael Jackson is dead
no you never gave a sh*t
so why are you pretending you mother f*cking hypocrites.

Oh, we’re so sad that Michael Jackson passed away, we loved him so much.
Oh really? Really, did you love him? From where I’m standing, it kind of looked like you hated him, and you called him a freak, and that you wanted him to die. But now that he’s dead, you love him, and he’s a legend, and he’s so amazing, and we love Michael Jackson.

How about you go f*ck yourself you big bunch of f*cking hypocrites,
Here I’m going to do this for you; I’m going to do this for you.

Billy Jean was not his lover,
Of course she wasn’t she had a vagina.
She was older than twelve years old.

F*ck you hypocrites.

Jon Lajoie has created another song that attacks main stream music…this time he’s attacking the radio friendly song, which also happens to be the name of the song. Ironically, this song is definitely not radio-friendly from a lyrics perspective. Though it’s definitely radio-friendly from an instrumental perpsective.

Radio Friendly Song Video (Jon Lajoie)

Radio Friendly Song Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.

So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.

You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something’s wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.

All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don’t have anything to say.
I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.

You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat.
And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly…
…piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t.

I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of sh*t.

God, I hate this sh*t.

The Lonely Island have been creating some funny music videos recently. Not sure if y’all have seen “I’m On a Boat (featuring T-Pain), but it’s pretty hilarious. It’s a great parody on rap videos, particularly those P Diddy videos. Some classic moments from the video include the random helicopters that fly into the picture in slow motion, burgers, and of course…the muthafuckin’ boat. It’s definitely worth reading the lyrics after watching the video…I noticed a few things I hadn’t heard the first I watched the video. Check it out and let us know what you think in the comments…

The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain – I’m On a Boat Video

I’m On a Boat Lyrics (featuring T-Pain) by The Lonely Island

Andy Samberg: Whoa! Free boat ride for three. Now, who should I take? Keith: Yes!
Andy Samberg: And…T-Pain.
T-Pain: Cool

(Shortay)
Aww shit, get cha towels ready…
It’s about to go down (shorty, yeah).
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah).
But stay on your muthafuckin’ toes.
We running this, let’s go…

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat).
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat).
Ery’body look at me
’cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat).
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat).
I’m on a boat…
Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin’ boat (boat, yeah).

I’m on a boat muthafucka
take a look at me.
Straight floatin’ on a boat
on the deep blue sea.
Busting five knots,
wind whippin’ out my coat.
You can’t stop me muthafucka
cause I’m on a boat…

Take a picture, trick (trick).
I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch).
We drinking Santana champ,
’cause it’s so crisp (crisp).
I got my swim trunks,
and my flippie-floppies.
I’m flippin’ burgers
you at Kinko’s
straight flippin’ copies.

I’m riding on a dolphin,
doin’ flips and shit.
This dolphin’s splashin’,
getting ery’body all wet.
But this ain’t Seaworld,
this is real as it gets…
I’m on a boat muthafucka,
don’t you ever forget!

I’m on a boat and…
It’s going fast and…
I got a nautical-themed
Pashmina afghan.
I’m the king of the world,
on a boat like Leo.
If you’re on the shore,
then you’re sure not me-oh.

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land…
I’m on a boat muthafucka (muthafucka).
Fuck trees…
I climb buoys muthafucka (muthafucka).
I’m on the deck with my boys muthafucka (yeah).
The boat engine make noise muthafucka.

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now).
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow).
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow).
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible…

Yeah…
never thought I’d be on a boat.
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah).
Poseidon…
Look at meeee, ooooooh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I’d see the day,
when a big boat coming my way.
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a mermaid…

I’m on a boat…
I’m on a boat…
Ery’body look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat (woaah).
I’m on a boat…
I’m on a boat…
Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin’ boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeaaaah)

Saturday Night Live’s SNL digital short Motherlover features Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson. If you haven’t seen it yet, then you’ll see why everyone’s buzzing about it. It’s pretty damn hilarious and with the Mother Lover Lyrics below, you’ll be singing along like it’s your new favorite song. Check out the SNL video for Mother Lover (lyrics below).

SNL Mother Lover Video (Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg)

Mother Lover Lyrics (starring Justin Timberlake):

Andy Samberg: Oh dang…

Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?

Andy Samberg: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

Justin Timberlake: Didn’t get a gift for her.

Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She’ll be so dissappointed.

Justin Timberlake: Damn I forgot it too.

Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

Justin Timberlake: My mom’s been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.

Andy Samberg: COLD.

Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test.

Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my mom’s been so sad and gray.

Justin Timberlake: Word.

Andy Samberg: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

Andy Samberg: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

Justin Timberlake: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too.

Both: Slow up.

Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg?

Justin Timberlake: It’s time for a switcharoo.

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs.

I say we break ‘em off, show ‘em how much they really mean…

’cause I’m a Mother Lover,

you’re a Mother Lover.

We should fuck each other’s mothers.

Justin Timberlake: Fuck each other’s moms…

I’ll push in that place where you came out as a baby.

Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy.

Fuck each others moms…

Both: ’Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night.

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself.

To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover.

Andy Samberg: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom,

clutchin’ on this lube and roses.

Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses.

Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised.

Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful.

Andy Samberg: Can’t wait to pork your mom.

Justin Timberlake: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle.

Both: Show’d up

Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile.

Both: Straight up.

Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle.

Both: This is the perfect plan for a perfect Mother’s Day.

They’ll have to rename this one All Up Under The Covers Day.

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover,

you’re a Mother Lover.

We should fuck each others mothers.

Justin Timberlake: Fuck each others moms…

I’ll push in that place where you came out as a baby,

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy…

Fuck each others moms…

Andy Samberg: Break it down…

It would be my honor to be your new stepfather

Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new stepfather.

Andy Samberg: I’ll let you do my mother, make me another brother…

And while I’m in your mother, I’ll never use a rubber.

Justin Timberlake: OH!

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night.

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself.

to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover.

They blessed us both with the gift of life.

She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right.

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had.

The choice can be no other.

Be my mother lover.

Andy Samberg: Happy Mother’s Day…