Jon Lajoie is at it again…last time it was with the Chatroulette Song, but this time it’s a bit more like his older stuff. This time he’s dressed up in some sweet 80’s garb and is breakin’ it down for all the ladies. Wait, hasn’t Jon Lajoie done this before? Oh right, he’s done something similar…but this is just as hilarious. This time Jon is showing off his dancing skills. And by dance skills, we mean anything but…see for yourself. Watch as Jon Lajoie says, “I can dance!” You can also sing along with the lyrics below. You know you want to!

Jon Lajoie – I Can Dance Video & Song

I Can Dance Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

Some guys are good at talking to girls.
Some guys have all the money in the world.
Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants.
I’m not one of those guys but baby
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah,
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Some guys have friends and they do high-fives.
Some guys have parents that are still alive.
Some guys don’t sit when they pee, they stand.
I’m not one of those guys, but baby

I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…

Everybody, let’s count to ten.
One, all you gotta do is watch me dance.
Two, keep watchin me dance.
Three, four,

[Jon Lajoie speaking]
Oh, ya, I’m sorry, I actually don’t have lyrics for this part ah…I kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing, but ah, that’s my bad! Sorry guys, sorry about that! Ah, can we maybe just cut back to the chorus…

Dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance,

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah,
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Some guys have money that they’ve invested.
Some guys were never molested.
I was though, and but, and…

Gotta stop touching the children…
Gotta stop touching the children…
Catholic Church we’re looking in your direction.
Gotta stop touching the children…
We’re not pointing fingers but damn your track record is bad and getting worse.
Gotta stop touching the children…
Vatican, more like Old-men-touchin’-childrican.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah,
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…

This is pretty damn cool. You’ve heard of Pink Floyd right? How about Nintendo? Well, this is what Pink Floyd’s song, Money, would sound like if it were created for the original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES).

The crazy internet crazy ChatRoulette has sparked a lot of interest. It’s the inspiration of Jon Lajoie’s latest song and video. check it out:

Chatroulette Song Video (Jon Lajoie)

Chatroulette Song Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

I thought maybe I’d find a friend,
or maybe I’d meet a girl…
have a great conversation with a stranger
on the other side of the world.

Or maybe learn something new
about a culture or a place…
Connect with another human being
but every time I press new gaaaame…

All I see is guys jerking off,
guys jerkin’ off…
just penises and cocks,
and guys jerkin’ them off.

Hold on, this guy’s not jerkin’ off.
Maybe he’s like me and just wants to talk.
Hi, how are you??…
Nope, there he goes.

Aahhcck…Dude, that is a lot of cum.

Check out this crazy video of a truck pushing a car down the highway. It seems like the truck doesn’t even realize it has a car in front of it. How could the drive not know this?? See for yourself:

This is absolutely fantastic! Have you ever tried to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew? Not fun. And maybe you don’t have a lot of materials around to try and open the bottle. Then what? Well, you’re almost always guaranteed to be around a shoe. Check this out:

Just a quick update that we’ve added the official video of How I Got Over by The Roots…it was just a still image with the song playing over it before. Now that the video has been released, we’ve added it. It’s pretty good, so check it out. Also, their new album comes out in a week, so be sure to pick that up when it does. And of course, if you haven’t seen them on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, you’ve gotta check it out…it’s worth watching the show just to see them.

Also, in case you missed it, we also added the new Jon Lajoie video and song: WTF Collective. Hilarious as always. Thanks Jon.

Enjoy.

Jon Lajoie is at it again. And this time he’s got one hell of a crew with him. We’re talking about 12 MCs…and they call themselves the WTF Collective. Check out the new song and music video from Jon Lajoie, WTF Collective. Hilarious as always!

Jon Lajoie WTF Collective Song and Music Video

WTF Collective Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

[MC Confusing]
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me,
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black.
It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zack Braff taking a nap.
I attack mothaf*ckas wearin’ purple backpacks,
And I snack on towel racks and take a sh*t on your track.
Yeah you’re whack, cuz everybody understands what you say.
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay.
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste,
and I say karate pencil case and put it on tape.

[MC Insecure]
Yo I’m MC Insecure, what’s up?
I really don’t think that I’m good enough
to be rhymin’ on this track cuz my lyrics suck.
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck.
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse,
and now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt.
(Owww! Oh I think I…sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me)

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia ya up in this bitch,
woke up five days ago lyin’ in the ditch.
Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember sh*t.
Apparently something happened that was traumatic.
I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them.
Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything!
What my mothaf*cking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I’m MC Public Urination, what what?
I take a f*ckin’ piss on the f*ckin sidewalk.
Any time any place I just whip out my c*ck
and empty my bladder while you mothaf*ckas watch!
You other MC’s can’t handle this shit!
You just a little bitch ‘fraid to pee in public.
You runnin’ to a toilet everytime you have to piss.
Yo f*ck that shit I just whip out my d*ck!

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue yeah that’s me.
Everytime I grab the mic I f*ckin’ fall asleep…
(snoring)

[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I’m the guy who sings the chorus…
(it breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring…
(I wish that I could go home)
But they’re paying me to sing the chorus…
(And I really need the cash)
Cuz I’m unemployed at the moment…
(Just moved back in with my dad)

[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is.
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss.
She said ‘let’s go to your place and I’ll suck your d*ck’
I said ‘Hell yeah bitch, that’s so ironic’

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I’m MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are bad ass like Gandolfini.
You know he’s known for The Sopranos
but he’s also in movies like
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity,
which I didn’t really like
’cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen…
well, I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny.
But I prefer Leslie Nielson in the Naked Gun,
you know who else was in that movie?
O.J. Simpson…
Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that.
Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked.

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3.
I really like those movies but the 4th dissapointed me.
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci…
Why did they have to make a 4th?
They had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me,
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy,
the 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently]
Yo I’m MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently…
It usually happens when I’m walking down the street,
or when I’m hangin’ out with some fly-ass hoes.
There we go, thank god i brought a change of clothes!

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I’m the MC with the final verse,
I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
But muthaf*ckas I don’t really have the time.
So f*ck that and come back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I’m still singing the chorus…
(thank god we’re almost done)
I hate singin’ the chorus…
(Such a boring f*ckin’ job)
I’m gonna take my 40 bucks…
(That’s what they’re payin’ me)
And I’m gonna go get really drunk…
(Masturbate then go to sleep)

Wait a minute, I remember what happened now…You guys raped me! No wonder I couldn’t remember anything. I thought you guys were my friends. That is not cool.

No it’s ironic.

No, no…it’s not ironic. I don’t think you understand…dude, dude could you stop peeing while I’m talking? And what the f*ck is that? Did someone sh*t their pants?

Yep!

The Roots are one of my all-time favorite bands, and likely one of many other people’s favorites as well. They have a new album coming out around the beginning of October titled “How I Got Over.” The first song from the album has the same title…How I Got Over lyrics are below, and the song as a video. Once they come out with an official video, I’ll replace the one below with the official one:

“How I Got Over” Song & Video

Again, video will be updated once there’s an official video. But you can listen to the song for now:

How I Got Over Lyrics – The Roots

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere,
Someone has to care.

How I got over
Where the people come apart.
Don’t nobody care about you
Only thing you got is God
out here in these streets.
If you get down on your luck,
You can stand up
With a hand out
But nobody give a fuck.
Out here in these streets,
every man is for himself.
They ain’t helpin’ noone else,
It’s a hazard to your health.
Livin’ life in these cold streets.
(Hey) Whose worryin’ ‘bout you babe
When you wilin’ out?
Runnin’ around in these streets.

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
(How I got over)
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck.
(How I got over)
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere, (How I got over)
Someone has to care. (Yo)

When you on the corner it’s too much drama
Livin’ with the police right behind ya’
It’s always more than a slight reminder
We livin’ in a war zone like Rwanda.
Before I go back to the heavenly father
Pray for me if it ain’t too much bother.
Whatever don’t break me’ll make me stronger
I feel like I can’t take too much longer.
It’s too much lyin’
And too much fryin’
I’m all cried out cause I grew up cryin’
They all got a sales pitch I ain’t buyin’
They tryin’ to convince me that I ain’t tryin’.
We uninspired,
We unadmired,
And tired and sick of being sick and tired.
Of living in the hood where the shots are fired
We dyin’ to live, so to live we dyin’.
You just like I am.

Out in the streets (Uh)
Where I grew up (How I got over)
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck. (How I got over)
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere (Ya, somebody, somewhere)
Someone has to care. (Somebody’s gotta care)

And I swear it isn’t fair,
In suspended animation
We ain’t tryin’ to go nowhere.
Out here in these streets
We’re so young and all alone
We ain’t even old enough to realize we’re on our own.
Livin’ life in these hard streets
Where it’s like they lost their mind
Is there anyway to find?
are we runnin’ out of time out here?
Listen,
hey,
Who’s worryin’ about you babe
When you wilin’ out?
Runnin’ ’round in these streets.

Out in the streets
Where I grew up (How I got over)
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck. (How I got over)
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere (Ya, somebody, somewhere)
Someone has to…

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck.
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere
Someone has to…

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck.
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere
Someone has to…

Out in the streets
Where I grew up
First thing they teach you
is not to give a fuck
That type of thinking can’t get you nowhere
Someone has to care.

It’s been a long time coming, but a breath of fresh air has just been released…Brother Ali finally has a new album out. He’s been in the game for a little bit, but is only starting to become a little more known. He’s on the Rhymesayers Entertainment label along with Atmosphere, Blueprint, Eyedea & Abilities, and a grip of other folks. Check out the Fresh Air song from Brother Ali below. Can’t wait to see the video! And if you can check him out on tour, see if he’s coming your way at www.brotherali.com.

Brother Ali – Fresh Air Video & Song

Fresh Air Lyrics by Brother Ali

Ant check this out…
I’m the luckiest son of a bitch that ever lived,
I spend life doin shit I love.
Got the world’s most beautiful kids
and don’t nobody do it like us
Sunday morning play Al Green,
make pancakes and watch cartoons.
Sometimes get to change that scene,
catch a plane and see somewhere new.
Just got married last year,
treated so good that it ain’t even fair.
Already got a boy, now the baby girl’s here,
bought us a house like the Berenstein Bears.
Not two years ago I was homeless,
I mean crashin on the couch of my homies.
Now I’m crashin on the couch with Conan,
signed a mortgage and bought my home, shit.
Should of seen when they handed me the keys,
I still couldn’t believe that it was mine.
Like “baby hurry up let’s leave,
before these damn people change their mind.”
Ha, and shit what can I say?
I would have made these damn songs anyway
Some of y’all still listen to ‘em everyday,
beautiful thing, I bow my hand and pray.

I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is
I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is

Uh, I get a lot of love in my hometown,
twin cities, y’all know how it go down.
Same club where Prince shot “Purple Rain”,
advertise my name and it’s sold out.
I’m surrounded by greatness,
my loved ones are amazin.
Sometimes I look in their faces and just think of the lives they’re changin.
And I don’t just mean Rhymesayers,
my son’s grandmother quit freebasin.
Desiree got eight years straight,
now that right there cause for celebration.
Ah, I’m so happy for her,
we used to fight like cats and dogs.
But she ain’t even mad that I left her daughter
She calls me her son, so that’s my mama.

I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is
I love the life I live, my laughter and my tears
I don’t know where it’s goin but I like it like it is

Ah, keep it goin now
All my life I had this music,
my heroes have all saluted.
I don’t need y’all to like my new shit,
them dudes are the reason I do this.
I done did so much cool shit,
lived a lifetime in the last two years.
Got the memories to prove it,
look what a dude who ain’t even graduate high school did.
Ha, used to always be the new kid,
laughed at ’cause I never used to pull chicks.
Now I turn down more girls than them rich ass pitiful ball playin fools get.
Sometimes I smile so wide,
I think about the dreams that I’ve lived.
Shit even if I died tonight y’all,
I’m the luckiest son bitch that ever lived.

One of my all-time favorite videos is Pee on You (Piss on You) by Dave Chappelle. The guy is a comic genius…plain and simple. And if you don’t remember the whole R. Kelly peeing on a girl incident, you should look it up. I’ll try and find an old news link or something. Basically, a 14 year old girl let R Kelly pee on her. “I want to pee on you…drip drip drip.” LOL.

R. Kelly / Dave Chappelle – Piss on You Video (I wanna pee on you)

(I Want To) Piss on You / Pee on You Lyrics by Dave Chappelle

Yeah..
Its the R.
40oz of malt liquor made me wanna tell you something…

I said, rollin’ around
sittin’ on dubs,
cat like eye,
was high on shrubs,
Coolin’ in my Escalade,
Man I’m paid, I got it made.
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face…

I’m gonna piss on it.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.

I said your body, your body,
Is a porta-potty,
When I pee I kick,
like it knows karate.
I’m gonna pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you, all on you,
(P)iss on you, (p)iss on you,

You won’t ever feel…
quite the same,
Once you get a whiff…
of my Hershey stains,
I want to piss on you, too,
I want to pee in your food,
Only thing that make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do,
yes I do, I’ll pee on you,
I’ll piss on you.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want
none of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.

Won’t you braid my hair,
said won’t you braid my hair.
Before you start, I’m gonna fart,
I’m gonna fart on you.