Vidyapith

Stats You Already Know

2009-08-31T22:37:00.004+05:30

These are some of the facts that all of us already know. We have 'been there, done that' :P

1) 97% of all Vidyapith students got punished for sleeping in the prayer hall.

2) Of all the students who attend 'Mangal Arti'- 92% attend it for the tea.

3) 68% of the ex-students say that Vidyapith food quality is good in comparison to any other educational institute. 100% of them used to say its the worst food in world- when they were there in Vidyapith.

4) 55% of Vidyapith students can't fold a dhoti properly.

5) 83% of Vidyapith students don't wash their dhoti more than twice a year.

6) 93% of them has got fungus stains on their dhoti which they hide very tactfully.

7) 39% students restrict their compulsory pre-vacation shopping to Rs. 2.00 to Rs. 5.00 which generally comprises of 'Thus speak' series.

8) 79% of the Vidyapith students after washing their hands wipe it in their pant pocket, and the rest wipe it on their neighbours shirt.

9) 88% of all Vidyapith students have read 'Hardy Boys'. For 41% of them its the only English novel they have ever read.

10) 74.47% of Vidyapith students have at least one pair of socks which went a vigorous metamorphosis to become crispy from dirty. 98.93% of times it is drill socks.

11) 98.87% of times students fart in complete muteness and then look around in disgust for the silent killer.

12) Only 13.3% of the students who claim that they can play any kind of musical instruments, can actually play it.

13) 63.66% ex-students know 'Paromita' and 9% of them claims that she had conveyed her romantic inclination towards them at least once at some point of time.

14) 91% of the ex-students had a hard-on during a specific song sequences of 'Sarfarosh'.

15) Of all the gossips and rumours 89% times it is about an illicit male-male relationship.

16) Only 2.0002% of the students writes more than 4 lines on the postcard given for writting letter to home.

17) 72% of the ex-students who failed in the "Khandana-Bhava-Banda" test to Shakti Mj. forgot it as soon as they stepped inside the room. For the rest Shakti Mj. didn't even bother to listen them.

18) In 92% of the cases when someone asks for Eclairs to Birthday boy, they don't actually wish him 'Happy Birthday'.

19) 90% of the students think that Full-Pant is the coolest attire till they reach class viii.

20) Only 7% of the students actually study during study time.

21) 92% of the students who claim themselves to be good TT player, is actually of no good in any other form of sports.

22) 37% of the Vidyapith students end up using Vidyapith registration number- either in their email id or in their password.

23) 71% of Vidyapith students use water as a substitute for hair gel.

24) Only 11% of the Vidyapith students use more than one bed cover in their whole Vidyapith life.

25) 67% of the day is spent either sleeping or exploring aam-bagan during cands tenure.

26) 81.1% of the Vidyapith students keeps wearing a wrist watch 24x7 once they become candidates.

27) 83% of the students check the Last page of "India Today" on a regular basis.

28) Only 12% of the students stay awake during any special day speech in auditorium.

(Choose your top picks and let me know :P )

Jokz

2009-07-02T21:15:00.004+05:30

One of my well-wisher recently told me that my posts are anything except funny. So I decided to avoid humour. I was thinking 'What is not-funny-at-all?'. And the first name that came to my mind was CHAMPAK jokes.

Geography teacher: Mohan, where is your vacation task 'map pointing'?
Mohan: Sir, I could not find any map of India in Bangladesh.
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English teacher(while showing the exam papers to the students): Question was "Make sentence with- gnaw." And you wrote- "I don't know the meaning of gnaw."
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The rule says by 10 p.m. everybody should be at their respective beds and go to sleep. One night boys were shouting from their beds even after the 'silence bell'. Warden Mj. comes running to the Hall and finds everybody sound asleep.

Mj.(loudly in bengali accent): Kaun shor kar raha tha? (Who was making noise?)

Black boy: Maharaj, main to so raha tha. (Maharaj, I was sleeping.)
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During computer DOS practical exam, after asking to type several commands to a student who got all the guesses wrong every time.

Computer teacher while asking the command for another task (pointing towards the messy screen of the monitor): Clear the screen.

Blue boy pulls out his handkerchief from his pocket and starts wiping the monitor.
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Mohan was sleeping during evening study-time. Study invigilator was watching him drooping for quite some time. Finally Sir wakes him up and asks- why are you sleeping?

Mohan: I was not sleeping. I was thinking.
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Bill Gates ka bhai ka naam kya hai?
-Colgate.
(Oh no! Zokzzz...)

Abhipreet Comes To Kolkata...

2009-06-13T14:21:00.008+05:30

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Debanuj, Hare Ram and Frustration

2009-05-31T21:17:00.010+05:30

Hare Ram came to Kolkata and we met after almost five long years. Hare is still the same... We met in a nearby shopping mall. I found him doing what he does best in a hot spot like that- 'Bird-watching'. So after a failed attempt to enjoy the ongoing fun feast I just asked- "Lets go to food-court". What followed next is the confirmation of my second sentence. Hare asked me in return- "Yahan baithne ke liye kuch kharidna to nehi padega na?"

Hare is 'happy' because he got to sit there for free!!!

...

This is where we ended up.

Ok... I wasn't actually focusing on Debanuj.

But the real news is Hare Ram has not yet read any of the posts written about him. I made sure that he reads all those.

Ali Da's open letter

2009-05-17T13:53:00.012+05:30

Dear students,

You might have never realized, but yes- I was a teacher! I am the jack of all 'on field' trades. I am the one who teaches you how to march, how to do the Lazium dance, how to rotate clubs or even for that matter how to command a platoon. So what if almost everybody can march better than me, command with a more elan than me? Still I am your sports teacher.

Perhaps you will never know how much it hurts when a sports teacher is virtually forced to play football with class 8 boys- just because he does not want to loose his won feet!!! What did I ever do to you? Why every one deliberately kicks me- how could you be so cruel? Did not I provide you with the ball in scorching Sunday noon? Did not I open the indorium for you during the drill time so that you can escape drill (with lamest of excuses like- "I'm practicing TT or I'll join karate")?

How could you forget- it was me who provided you with coolest T-shirts and baggy pants for your cultural program drama!!! You have to admit that it was my clothes that provided you with the most nearly fitting costume of all the existing probable costume resources available. Be thankful to my size and stature.

But it is not that bad to be a sports teacher always. My chest becomes breast with pride and joy on special days like 26th Jan. & 15th Aug. when I am the only one wearing a maroon blazer with a khaki pant. I feel like a colour-blind prince.

Boys, today I will share a secret with you. I have already told you how painful it is to be the worst football player being a sports teacher. Naturally enough I never wanted to be a part of the 'Staff vs. Students' match. So I had a superb idea- I became the referee. In that way I escaped all taunts and laughs that would have earned from the crowd otherwise. See how cunning I am! I pity all those poor souls who return exhausted, injured and after 90mins. of wallowing in the muddy 'A Team' ground- just for the glory!!!??? Patriotic fools! Look at me- I dress like I'm the captain of the Champions trophy finalist team on the field. Nice jersey, shorts, proper football spikes, matching socks- what else do you want? But the tragedy is my spikes never kissed the ball (i.e. football) during any official football match. And that's the secret behind my shiny spikes which is still as good as new- in fact it is still as virgin as virgin Mary!!!

I know it was 'cool' to have a spat with any of the faculty members or monks in Vidyapith. And I was the favorite prey for almost every wannabe Bad Boy newbie. I was the one with whom even Amartyajit and Arijit had a scuffle! Still you guys continue to ignore me- how ungrateful one could be!!!

I am writing this letter just to express my agony and heartache from all your disdain and 'pay no attention to him' attitude that all of you had shown to me over the years. Is it too much to expect just a little adoration from all those for whom I did so much?

Forever yours,

Sheikh Alauddin Ali.

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Disclaimer

This time it's not Vidyapith

2009-05-06T13:27:00.005+05:30

Here is a picture of the timings board just outside the ATM in our campus. Not only they had diffent timings for both boys and girls- there was weekly off for the ATM too!!! Facts are really stanger than fiction!!!

I was (un)fortunate enough to study in a college which had some 'hard to believe' rules.

Here is just one of them.

BTW it's not Vidyapith. It's Sathyabama University- where I did my engineering.

A Teacher: A Preview, A Review

2009-04-26T17:37:00.019+05:30

(As you all know my Hindi is quite good, atleast it is better than Palit, but still I would like to thank Prabhat and Suman who did all the hindi editing for me.)

मैं जब Vidyapith join किया था उसके कुछी दिनों में मुझे पता चल गया था कि यहां पर science के एक मस्त teacher हैं पर science का pressure से उनका दिमाग थोडा सा हिला हुआ है।But that's acceptable. अगर इतना science का pressure किसी के दिमाग में रहेगा तो थोडा तो सिर फिर ही सकता है। दुनिया में जितना भी chemical reactions हैं सब उन्हे पता है, किसी भी element का atomic number तोह वोह सोते सोते भी बोल सकते थे।

वों बस 8th, 9th और 10th को हि पढाते थे। तो finally 8th में आकर जब हमलोग बड़े हो गये तब वो आए हमारे class लेने। First day Sir जब class में आयें Class के सारे बच्चे चुप। Sir के बारे में हमलोग पहले से हि काफि curious थे। इतना बडा पण्डित- उस बात की curiosity, और ये किस type के पागल हैं- उस बात का भी बहुत curiosity था। पर वो देखने में बिल्कुल भी usual पगल-scientist type नहीं थे। पगल-scientist बोलते ही जैसे Jhulan Da type शकल याद आता है जिनके लम्बे लम्बे बिखरे बाल होंगे, जो अजीब सा एक shirt के साथ अजीब से एक pant को और भी अजीब ढंग से पहनता हो। Sir के looks में वैसा कुछ भी नहीं था।

पर उनके बारे मे कभी कभी कुछ ऐसी बाते सुनने मे आती थी कि हम सब को इस बात का यकीन हो जाता था की उन्का दिमाग सही मे हिला हुआ है। एकदिन हमारे एक senior से वह इतना impress हो गये कि वह बोल दिये कि वो अपने बच्चे का नाम उनके नाम पे रखेन्गे and guess what? He actually named his son (born later) after him. I bet, you have never seen anyone who names his own son after his student! ऐसे ऐसे और भी बहुत सारी incidences है जो बताते है कि वो normal तो नही ही थे. India के किसी और school मे किसीने ऐसी बात सुनी भी नही होगी।

बच्चों को मारने के उनके कुछ अलग ही तरीके थे। वो कभी danda से नही मारते थे। जिसको मारना होता था उसको पास बुलाते थे फ़िर with an utmost casual gesture से अपना एक mutthi bandh करके continuously Takasi(another Vidyapith lingo) मारते रहते थे and that too at a rhythmic manner. He used to talk in
particular tune which was exclusive of him.

But we believed that his depth of knowledge is unquestionable. We truly respected him for that. I was usually amazed by his prodigious skills. I used to see with my wondering eyes how could he say the definition of acid, base or salt or for that matter the chemical structure of any hydro-carbon chain in such ease with his eyes closed and absolutely correct, every time! At times he would flaunt his knowledge of organic chemistry by drawing a Benzine ring on the board and we used to get surprised with his hold over the subject. Being a class VIII th student Benzine ring looked like the most complex chemical stucture that I have ever seen. And this man had absolutely no problem drawing that. He never even got confused! "Really amazing"- that what i used to think that time. Although I know it now that if you keep teaching the same stuff for over 10 years you are bound to remember it all, yet I still believe there is nothing 'bout chemistry that he doesn't know. And I will always believe that. We now respect him more than those years.

Ritesh, Kaustoov & Me

2009-04-22T19:22:00.004+05:30

Kaustoov reappeared after 7 years!!!

Peculiar

2009-04-06T22:01:00.004+05:30

In Vidyapith we had a peculiar way of nicknaming everyone. Almost everyone used to have at least one pet-name. These nicknames were carefully selected for every person. They usually depict the concerned person's any particular characteristic feature (eg. amit-tuba) or may be remotely connected to the way your name sounds (eg. kebran-kekra). And then there was another section of people who were named so -no one knows why? (eg. kumar ravi shankar- dadi)

So nicknames in vidyapith can be broadly divided into four types. Namely-

Type I- Based on any particular characteristics.
Type II- Somehow phonetically similar to the original name.
Type III- Both type i and type ii.
Type IV- None of these.

Here are some of the examples of every type.

Type I-

vibhor- peccha
amit- tuba
telu- telu
suman- diggu (also-scientist)
debayan- devine
ashok- black diamond
abhiket- billi
debabrata- bhota
devtanu- doodhla
prabhat- laari
piyush- paadu
anshu- gardener

Type II-

frantish- frenchie
aninda- anda
palit- poultry
kebran- kekra
amit bhardwaj- bhanda
keshev- keccha
parivesh- pari
siddarth halder- hal
samudddrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa

Type III-

tamal- matal
sutanu- kitanu
abhipreet das- ghaas
hare ram- hare gram
sankarsan- sankrukh

Type IV-

abhishek JC
dadi
vivek- thakur(?)
chitresh- dagru

Pari's name always confused me. The concerned person is in no way similar to a 'Pari' in general sense (the winged-beautiful-fair genie). Pari was neither winged nor beautiful and certainly not fair. For palit it was more of 'kaprraa pasaare ashi' then poultry. Please contribute to complete the whole list. Mention the nickname and its type.

We had a lot of fun with nicknames. It was made enjoyable by the ones who used to get more irritated by it. Bandar for rabi needs to be mentioned here. Rabi used to get furious every time anyone used to call him bandar. Rabi was fast and agile. So what we guys used to do was to be far enough from him so that he can't us and then shout at the top of our voice "BANDAAAARRRR" and then run for our life. Believe me- that was fun. Later rabi was much happy with the nickname 'tube'. Till when he was in pondy me, shajib, souvik, suman and devid we always used to call him tube and he never complained. We really miss you Rabi and Devid.

Pranav Prakash

2009-04-04T01:27:00.003+05:30

This guy is 'perfection' personified. Ideal son of every parent and ideal student of every teacher. He is one of those guys who makes life of ordinary mediocre students (like me) more miserable. He is like the older brother of Darsheel in 'Taare Zamin Par'. He used to come 1st, he was one of the best football players of the batch, a platoon commander, prayer hall minister, regular prize winner in elocution, debate and essay writting and not-to-forget "Science, science and still more science!" (For those who don't understand what I mean- it was his opening line for the national science seminar). He is one of those guys who always made my soul cry on every 'Prize giving ceremony'(except class 10 ;-) and compel me to accuse god of being so biased to only a few and so unfair to the rest.

First thing first- his fair notes of every subject was not only neat and clean, rather he took the art of making fair notes to a whole new level. Each and every notebook was a peace of art. And if each one of it is an art then his class 8th Sanskrit Fair Copy(of which Santosh Da gave every single details from 'how many tables to draw in a page' to 'which colour to use for the main heading and which colour to use for the second heading') is the masterpiece. his hand writting was neat and tidy, his drawings were without any smudge of the dark patches (that remains after rubbing off the dark pencil straight line which never followed a straight path). All his pages have a neat margin drawn with pencil, his class notes have regular dates on the top and occasionally accompanied by diagrams drawn with pencil and scale! Something that I never even tried after class VII. He had a rough class note copy, a fair class note copy and a final fair copy for every subject. And he maintained this trend till the end of his Vidyapith life. (In class 10 all I had was one single class work register sized notebook- which had sections allotted inside for every subject). His exam papers were a visual delight- first few pages were neat and beautiful. Every topic is underlined with different coloured sketch pens, neat diagrams and tables in every answers, point wise description and so on. But as the page number increases the handwriting becomes more and more illegible. Its like the visibility under the ocean- deeper you go darker it becomes. By the time it you reach the last page of pranav's exam paper it looks like an ECG report of cardiac arrhythmia and myocardial infartcion combined together. I never had such problem with my hand writting, mine was as illegible from the first page.

The scar of the stitches below his eyes were just like the scars on the moon. His nicely trimmed hair, properly oiled and combed made him look like an ideal Vidyapithian as per Shakti Mj. rules and hence causing more trouble to all of us who use to think that long hairs look cool! (Just to mention- long hair in Vidyapith means till the half of your forehead. Once your hair touches your eye-brows then it has crossed the danger level and if that is spotted by Shakti Mj. then you are almost beaten to death).

He had many good qualities... its just that I can't remember any.

Doma Demolished

2009-03-30T00:44:00.004+05:30

Deoghar, March 30: It's the latest news from Vidyapith. Yes it is true that doma had some hard luck last week. He got prosecuted and was removed from vidyapith within a day. According to a reliable source Doma was removed immediately after a written complain against him was submitted by the current Board Exam Candidates(Cands') to the Secretary (for those who don't know- its not the same 'secu').

The present cands accused him of (no its not the same reason as you are thinking!) some spacial favors to a few boys viz. providing them with outside food after taking money from them, letting them call home from his cell phone (of-course they had to pay for it also) etc. etc. Apparently he was caught red-handed while supplying outside food to a student. He was immediately sacked from his post of dham-warden and asst. head master of the school and was asked to leave the premises the day itself. Officially the students are said that doma has left since his mom has suddenly fallen ill.

According to the rumors- the whole act was tactfully staged by Taari from behind the curtains. Apparently Doma was supposed to follow Taari to the post of Cheif-Warden as Taari was to be given a 'Voluntary Retirement' within a few months time. And Doma was the obvious choice after him. So Taari now fully petrified of the fact went to the Cands and asked them to give a written complain against his rival to the secretary. And as you all know every cands wants to leave his legacy in the campus (and you know how tempting that feeling could be- I still remember Vivek Anand feeling proud after he came back from his month long suspension. He used to brag about it and narrate the whole story from the beginning and give a picturesque description of how he and others got screwed to the core. The enigma of their disdain still baffles me.) so they grabbed the opportunity right away and did the rest.

So now its time to remember Doma and I dadicate this post in his fond memory. I hope to see some more writting on him soon.

Dwivedi

2009-03-10T16:49:00.002+05:30

As posted by Vibhor:

Although he is known by many aliases like sabse chota rajan, da-wood ibrahim, killer kamina, paka harami etc., but we prefer the bhai.

It is very difficult to predict where he is this moment. Could be in vasco, Monaco or bettiah, but wherever he is, people treat him with semi-god status. The Interpol is after him with a cash reward of 100 million quids on his head. Been a gangsta, homie all his life.

His rendezvous with crime started at a very tender age. He was one of the rare jewels that we were very sure of. People who met him or knew him could see something great in him straightaway. And haven’t they been correct. Bhai ka bol bala duniya bhar main hai.

He has had the rare distinction of getting a stick from almost all of the teachers in Vidyapith. Even the paralytic Ashok da spanked him. Sorry bhai, but it was a lot of fun. Today when we talk about you, we often conclude that maybe that was one of the causes of unraveling the talent that was dormant in you.

He is revered and respected by one and all. The blood of the Corleone family runs in his vein. He is surely the most genuine and famous product in the famous Sicilian mafia family. Humare bhai.

I remember when bhai had come with rest of my friends in Kota after watching the super hit movie Janaasheen starring fardeen khan. Bhai was very pissed by the movie. The movie had a good hype to it. So everybody had expectations from the movie but I guess no one liked it. And bhai is a super actor and mimic. He came and we (all those who didn’t see the movie) begged him to tell us the story of the flick. What followed made me laugh so hard that I fell on the floor from my chair. Bhai started to talk in afghani, as in the movie, and made so much fun of the movie with the occasional swearing of the movie and fardeen. Awesome. Still remember that night.

It’s been a wonderful journey of 7 years with bhai. The complex and never ending issue of father and son relationship with Ankit was a story in its own in Kota and we all would love to discover the conclusion of it before we die. My spirit will not rest until I know the answer to it.

His love affair with Anchal is something that cannot be discussed here. For details call him personally, but at our own risk. And please be careful. Don’t tread the forbidden path.

Bless us bhai. May your hand be always on my head.

Famous Quotes

2009-03-08T18:21:00.009+05:30

"Smart तो लग ही रहे थे।" by Ranjan
"मैं पैदा हुआ था एक हाथ में तबला और दुसरा हाथ में football लेके।" by Chinmoy
"I know- you know- I know nothing." by TKP Sir.
"Upar Sarada MA ko nehi dekha aur abhi CineMA dekhne aa geya?" by Shakti Maharaj.
"My blood sugar level had crossed 450." by Jhulan Da
"Chor ka shaat(7) din aur grihastha(गृहस्थ) ka 1 din।" by Shakti Maharaj
"मुझे ज्यादा कुछ नही पता बस इतना पता है की................(and the story begins)". by Kanak Shankar Mukherjee
"Laama, laama.... Laama, laama..." by Amartyajit Mukherjee
Pranav Prakash - "Science, more science and still more science" (guess they were originally from J.L.Nehru, but Pranav's style made them his own.
Uttam da - "Emon maribo na, dhab dhab kore pechchhab korbe"
Anil Da - "Pruposewe fulfill nahi hoga na"
"Ae atul, thoda diyodoraant humko bhi do" (note the spelling)
Pandey Da - "Aapke pitaji chor hain"
Every line by Subhewshwar da
nandi da - "you cut me like hairs"
santosh da -"aye hindustan kya kar rahe ho" & "so gaya hindustan"
anil da -"Badal ko ghirte dekha hai ....kavi kehna chahte hain ki unhone badal ko ghirte dekha hai " wtf :P
dhruv Mj- "sona moni ek pappi do"
"I will catch ur throat and jump out of the window." by Nandy da.
chandan - "kya mast doodh hai"
debanuj/tuhin - "black puppy man aa gaya re.. bhaago.." (on Dhruv mj)
Keb- "Saala aj se kabhi saala nehin bolenge saala"

To be continued...

The Spectacular Spectacles of Mrinal

2009-03-07T02:54:00.004+05:30

His glasses were worth a watch. I tried to see through his glasses once- man, it was so powerful that you can even watch the moon's surface at ease. Unfortunately it was day time when I tried Mrinal's telescopic glasses, so I missed that spectacular lunar vision that day.

I wonder what does Mrinal see with his naked eye???

Pritam Pal Singh

2009-03-04T21:50:00.005+05:30

The 'Cute' Sardar

I bet this boy(!) is the only non-manipuri who had the highest number of fan followings in the history of Vidyapith. He is one of a kind for sure. Just like you can never find a 'clever sardar', similarly he is the only 'cute sardar' I have ever seen in my whole life- and I am sure many will agree with me on this.

One fine Sunday morning in Premananda Dham- I just came back from our special Sunday morning play. As soon as I entered the hall I was pleasantly surprised, overwhelmingly stunned and hormonally devastated!!! Suddenly my heart started to beat faster (and I don't know in which direction was all those blood were flowing). I just saw a topless beauty with long flowing hair laying in the bed just opposite to mine. It was just like my dream come true. I used to have dreams where a beautiful girl used to come in that 33 acres of vagina desert and shower me with all her love and lust! I could not believe my eyes of what I was just seeing. I wasted no time and approached for a glimpse of that gorgeous face with all my wild dreams and expectations. But alas! Within a flash I was back in reality. Needless to say- it was Pritam Pal Singh laying face down, after his weekly hair wash.

Since then I never wondered- how could anybody fall for him?

Piyush Gautam

2009-03-01T19:47:00.004+05:30

I don't know how piyush got himself named as 'paadu' but can't forget one incident that will always keep him alive in my memory.

One day Piyush gets hurt while goal-kipping. His forehand pains like hell as it got fractured. So as it pains paadu piyush thinks "let me get my hand punched by someone- it might get fixed(?)" So the cunning 'piyush the intelligent' asks someone to punch his forehand (already fractured) and ends up with a fully broken hand!!!

P.S.-
Irony of life: 'Piyush the intelligent' is in IIT-KGP now.

Piyush 'Paadu' Gautam

2009-03-01T19:17:00.004+05:30

Paadu uploaded this pic on orkut....
I cudn't resist to comment on his pic....

my comment: "Paadu abhi padega aur piche ka diwar gir jayega."

Piyush 'Paadu' Gautam then dared to brutally delete my comment.
So i had to take this step.

Here are some of the other few comments he got for this pic.:

P.S.-Published in public interest.

Old Valentines!!!

2009-02-14T05:18:00.000+05:30

I don't know 'bout the consequences but I truly can't resist my temptation to revive the old valentines(of others). Here are a few 'pairs' whom I can remember. Please write comment on any other 'pair' that I forgot to mention.

Pritam Pal Singh + Ranjan
Pranshu + Pranav (class iv best friends!)
Dadi + Rabi (class iv best friends!)
Shubh+ Rabi
Shubh + Keb + Shajib (!!!)
Pritam Pai Singh + Dwivedi
Frantish + koi tha... bhul geya!
Pallav + ...
Nishant + ...

How come I can't remember any more??? Aur bhi to bahut sara tha...

Guys please help to complete the whole list.

Vidyapith on Google Maps

2009-02-13T18:51:00.000+05:30

Hey guys check this out. It has a full spotted map of vidyapth with all the specifications. courtesy Subhayu Da.
Click here.

Killer Looks!!!

2009-02-05T12:20:00.000+05:30

Pallav has got his portfolio done... He is an aspiring model!!!

Shajib abhi bhi bolta hai ki usse Hero banna hai.

This is Souvik when he is looking at his best.

You know you are from Vidyapith when:

2009-02-02T22:38:00.004+05:30

You know how to wear a dhoti in 60 seconds.
Your currency is called Money Coupon.
Highest denomination in your currency is Rs. 5/-
You claim to your other friends that you used to be a footballer in your school days (even though you used to play in the REST team!)
You can easily sleep while sitting.
You watch anybody marching (except army), you say- "I can do better than him!"
Though you have lot of friends, you still feel more close with your vidyapith friends.
You know your friends mother's name.
You thought getting 'Hospitalised' is fun.
You call 'Lifebouy' as Latrine soap.
You have used several 'Camelin' fountain pens and geometry box.
Brands close to your heart are- Jetter, Frenchie, Eclairs, Bikaji, Milk Bikis and Crape bandage.
Words like 'Gardening', 'Digging', 'Look', 'Flop', 'Cheap', 'Stock' and 'Best friend' imply a totally different meaning to you then the rest of the world.
You know atleast one 'Kanwariya Remix' song.
You thought all chinkis are either Assamese or Manipuri.
You claim that you don't remember your juniors.
You have 'owned' more pens then you 'bought' (exception: amartyajit).
You can remember and recite the 1st shloka from Gita with ease.
You can speak on topics like 'spirituality, morality and Indian culture' for hours.
If there is atlest 2 vidyapith guys in a room, you suddenly realize that only you two are talking about vidyapith while the rest are simply listening!
You also seem 2 remember 'brahmarpanam' (dat makes it 2 frm gita) and 'sah na vavatu', and dat u r irritating enuf 2 recite them in front of a crowd dat's largely non-vidyapith, dumbfounded and exasperated at d same time!(courtesy: abhipreet)

Nandy

2009-02-01T16:42:00.000+05:30

Subidit Nandy-

That whole IIT-Biology was just a sleep of tongue... by god! Actually main ye mean karna chah raha tha ki wahan bahut sara mota-mota sa kitab rakha hua tha like- IIT-Physics, IIT-Chemistry (and i could not think of any other books name so thick... and then i made the greatest mistake of my life- and i said...- IIT-Biology!)

Shajib Ghosh

2009-02-01T16:41:00.000+05:30

Shajib Ghosh-

As far as I know he was the first to loose virginity. Though he has dated the ugliest of women and prettiest of man (you know who!).

Kunjan Kumar

2009-02-01T16:40:00.001+05:30

Kunjan Kumar-

Main kabhi padhai nehi karta.
Main to usdin class me so raha tha.
Main lib. ka sara english novel padh chuka hoon.
- yeh sab iska fevorite line hai. I bet ki sabhi ne kabhi na kabhi kunjan ko yeh sab bolte hue suna hoga.

Keshav

2009-02-01T16:40:00.000+05:30

Keshav-

I stil remember his dialogue-" aj tak maine jitna maal giraya hai usko jama karo to dining hall wala jug bhar jata". Remember this was said way back in class 10! I wonder he would have filled a whole bath-tub by now. Par ek baat to hai he is the only person to admit that he shags. Nobody else used to admit it then (though we all knew that we all do!)