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        <title>SUNDAY MORNIN GOSPEL ALBUM COVER- A totally GAY and Fruity Story of Love</title>
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        <summary>5 snappy dressed guys who call themselves FRUITS ..hawking A gospel Album just SCREAMS "Marcus Bachman rejects.." See all the Gospel covers HERE</summary>
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            <name>Ester Goldberg</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 13pt;">5 snappy dressed guys who call themselves FRUITS ..hawking A gospel Album just SCREAMS  <span style="color: #ff00ff;">"Marcus Bachman rejects.</span></span><span style="color: #ff00ff;">."</span></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.estergoldberg.com/views_from_a_broad/sunday-mornin-gospel-album-cover/" target="_self">See all the Gospel covers <strong>HERE</strong></a></p>
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        <title>Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History May 19, 2013 : Grace Jones - Pete Townshend - Nora Ephron</title>
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        <published>2013-05-19T08:11:32-07:00</published>
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        <summary>Shooter Jennings - 34 (He played his dad, Waylon Jennings, in "Walk the Line" . . . and was lucky enough to schtupp "Sopranos" Drea de Matteo in real life and make her pregnant.) Dario Franchitti - 40 (Race car...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong><strong> <a href="http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01543264c893970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="float: left;"><img alt="Grace3" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a0105349ca980970c01543264c893970c" height="152" src="http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01543264c893970c-320wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" title="Grace3" width="80" /></a> <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.shooterjennings.com" rel="homepage" target="_blank" title="Shooter Jennings">Shooter Jennings</a> - 34 </strong> (</strong>He played his dad, Waylon Jennings, in "Walk the Line" . . . and was lucky enough to schtupp "Sopranos"  Drea de Matteo in real life and make her pregnant.)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>Dario Franchitti - 40</strong>  (Race car driver who somehow landed Ashley Judd.)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong><strong>Jenny Berggren - 41  </strong></strong>(LEAD singer of Ace of Base!  She saw the sign!)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong><strong>Dusty Hill - 63 </strong> (ZZ Top) </strong> (He's one of the guys with the long beards.  Ironically, the only member believe it or not WITHOUT a beard is . . . <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.estergoldberg.com/views_from_a_broad/2012/05/celebrity-birthdays-and-on-this-day-in-history-may-15-2012-lainie-kazan-madeleine-albright-.html" rel="autointext" target="_blank" title="Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History May 15 2012 :Lainie Kazan - MADELEINE ALBRIGHT -">FRANK BEARD</a>. WHO knew?</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>Archie Manning - 64</strong>  (Former NFL quarterback, and father of Peyton and Eli Manning.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong><strong><a href="http://estergoldberg.typepad.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01156fa00642970c-popup" style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; color: #90006e; float: right;"><img alt="Story" src="http://estergoldberg.typepad.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01156fa00642970c-320wi" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 5px; width: 87px; height: 97px; border: 0px initial initial;" /></a>GRACE JONES - 65  </strong></strong>(Way before madonna and GAGA started copying her..she WAS the first and Original Artsy pop singer.)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong><strong>Pete Townshend - 68</strong>  </strong>(Internet Porno Crusader from The Who.)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong><strong><a href="http://estergoldberg.typepad.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01156fa00709970c-popup" style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; color: #90006e; float: left;"><img alt="Chewbacca-20-20peter-20mayhew" src="http://estergoldberg.typepad.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01156fa00709970c-320wi" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; width: 119px; height: 92px; border: 0px initial initial;" /></a>Peter Mayhew - 69</strong>  (CHEWBACCA!!!)</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>David Hartman (TV personality)</strong> is 78 Currently hosts shows on the History Channel</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><strong>Jim Lehrer (PBS newscaster) is 79 </strong></span>Also an acclaimed author</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong> <a href="http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c014e888551cd970d-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="float: left;"><img alt="Pushing_daisies_logo" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a0105349ca980970c014e888551cd970d" height="102" src="http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c014e888551cd970d-320wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" title="Pushing_daisies_logo" width="136" /></a> Andre The Giant - (1946 - 1993) </strong> (WWF legend and BEER DRINKING legend.  Apparently he once drank 119 12-ounce beers in six hours that's damn near 20 beers an hour.)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong><strong><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/nora_ephron" rel="rottentomatoes" target="_blank" title="Nora Ephron">Nora Ephron</a> - </strong></strong><strong><strong><span class="st">(May 19, 1941 – June 26, 2012)</span></strong></strong><span class="st"> </span>would have been<strong><strong> 72 </strong> </strong>(Writer/Director of "<a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sleepless_in_seattle" rel="rottentomatoes" target="_blank" title="Sleepless in Seattle">Sleepless in Seattle</a>" and "You've Got Mail" and that gawd awful piec of crap BEWITCHED movie)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;">N<strong>icole Brown Simpson -</strong> Should've been 53  (1959 - 1994)</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>Joey Ramone - (1951 - 2001)</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong> Malcolm X 5/19/1925 - 2/21/1965</strong> American black militant leader</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>Ho Chi Minh</strong> <em>5/19/1890 - 9/2/1969</em></p>
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<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong> <a href="http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01543264c1d6970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="float: left;"><img alt="Ester queenONTHIS DAY" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a0105349ca980970c01543264c1d6970c" src="http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01543264c1d6970c-500wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" title="Ester queenONTHIS DAY" /></a> 1536 - KING HENRY THE 8TH</strong> had his second wife, ANNE BOLEYN, BEHEADED after she was convicted of adultery and incest with her brother.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1911 - The first American criminal was convicted based on FINGERPRINT EVIDENCE. </strong> A man named Crispey was sentenced to six months in jail after police found his fingerprints on the window of a store that had been burglarized.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1926 - THOMAS EDISON spoke on the radio for the first time.  </strong>He was handed a microphone during a dinner of the National Electric Light Association in Atlantic City.  He said, "I don't know what to say, this is the first time I ever spoke into one of these things.  Good night.<strong>"</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1962 Actress Marilyn Monroe</strong> performed a sultry rendition of  "Happy Birthday" for President John F. Kennedy during a fund-raiser at  New York's Madison Square Garden.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1970 - AL GORE married TIPPER AITCHESON.  Today would have been their 41th anniversary . . . but NOPE! they SPLIT!<br /></strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1976 - KEITH RICHARDS crashed his Bentley into a highway divider in a town 50 miles north of London.  </strong>Shockingly, police took various "SUBSTANCES" from his vehicle, and Keith Richards was charged with possession of cocaine and marijuana. GASP SHOCK AND AWE i tell you! </p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1992 - DAN QUAYLE spoke out against the growing number of unwed mothers in our country.</strong>  He said that the TV character MURPHY BROWN was a bad role model.  then had a potato..<strong> </strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1992 Mary Jo Buttafuoco </strong>was shot and seriously wounded in Massapequa, N.Y., by her husband Joey's teenage lover, Amy Fisher.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1994 - JACQUELINE KENNEDY ONASSIS died of "non-Hodgkin's lymphoma" cancer at the age of 64.</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>1997 - NAUGHTY MARV ALBERT was accused of biting a woman on the back 15 times in a hotel room in Arlington, Virginia, AND forcing her to give him fellatio!!!  </strong>Marv Albert pleaded guilty to assault and battery, and in return, prosecutors dropped the charge of forcible sodomy.  <strong> </strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>2005 "Revenge of the Sith,"</strong> the final chapter of the "Star Wars" saga, opened in movie theaters.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: left;"><strong>2010 President Barack Obama</strong> condemned Arizona's crackdown on illegal immigration and pushed instead for a federal fix.</p>
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        <title>Powerball jackpot of $600,000,000 won by a person in Florida</title>
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        <published>2013-05-18T22:18:43-07:00</published>
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        <summary>there is some lucky old bastard at Leisure world...or in a Cuban Restaurant..</summary>
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        <title>ROB KARDASHIAN is as fat as his talentless Sister now..</title>
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        <summary>THE PODASHIANS......... words cannot describe the distaste i ahve for this family...</summary>
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<p>words cannot describe the distaste i ahve for this family...</p>
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        <title>Brooklyn Bar to host Smallest Penis Contest'...  ( the dance of the mushroom caps)</title>
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        <published>2013-05-18T11:20:18-07:00</published>
        <updated>2013-05-18T11:20:18-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Do you sometimes feel a burst of machismo around wienerschnitzel? Do you find yourself savoring an unusual attraction to very long cars? Do you think your micro penis is the itsy-bitsyest in all of Brooklyn? Then Kings County Bar wants...</summary>
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