tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-176301262012-01-15T10:43:23.655-05:00ViperGeek's Random RamblingsMy first attempt at creating a blog. Existing since 2005, the blog contains totally random thoughts, comments, photos and links.ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-87231185624057080672012-01-09T10:54:00.001-05:002012-01-09T10:54:51.638-05:002012-01-09T10:54:51.638-05:00Joke: A golf joke ·         Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. ·         ·         The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "PleaseViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-28296620002000612992011-09-15T18:11:00.001-04:002011-09-15T18:11:32.863-04:002011-09-15T18:11:32.863-04:00Joke: Cartoons for the older crowd ...           Deodorant or Antiperspirant? (this is TOO TRUE!)       How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys"? I WOULD SAY WHEN YOUR DOG HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE!ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-52812252805825657282011-09-12T14:49:00.001-04:002011-09-12T14:49:30.739-04:002011-09-12T14:49:30.739-04:00Test Android post Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-26176659572741999782011-04-26T10:32:00.003-04:002011-10-20T16:29:19.035-04:002011-10-20T16:29:19.035-04:00Joke: Today's Philosophy: Universal Laws UNIVERSAL LAWS1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped,will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directlyproportional to the stupidity of your act 4. Law of Random ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-80933675895278891902011-03-10T10:31:00.001-05:002011-03-10T10:31:08.132-05:002011-03-10T10:31:08.132-05:00Joke: David Is To Be Returned To Italy . David Is To Be Returned To Italy . A  bit of cultural news for a welcome  change.     After a  two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy   His Proud Sponsors were:   See the full gallery on Posterous Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-15811394181595650882010-12-16T13:18:00.003-05:002010-12-16T13:22:36.643-05:002010-12-16T13:22:36.643-05:00Joke: NEWEST IN GOLF CART DESIGN Check out the newest rides on the golf course! Franklin Grove & some other towns have made it legal to drive golf carts on the streets. See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-51241560393910754872010-12-15T15:22:00.001-05:002010-12-15T15:22:22.207-05:002010-12-15T15:22:22.207-05:00Joke: A man walks into a bar ...A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-79937762366556240402010-11-10T18:10:00.003-05:002010-11-10T18:16:22.156-05:002010-11-10T18:16:22.156-05:00Joke: Truths 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-56519479169289160872010-11-01T17:39:00.001-04:002010-11-01T17:39:27.507-04:002010-11-01T17:39:27.507-04:00Joke: Suggested dictionary additions (neologisms)The Washington Post Style Invitational is a weekly humor/wordplay contest with unbelievably clever humor contributed by thousands of readers. It's published every Saturday in The Post's Style (features) section, and every Friday afternoon at about 3:30. There are neologism contests regularly, but also lots of other sources of humor as well. Here are the winners of a recent neologism (new word) ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-23423891861893775232010-10-05T12:15:00.002-04:002010-10-05T12:37:50.410-04:002010-10-05T12:37:50.410-04:00USB SuperCharger seriously speeds up USB flash drive accessUSB SuperCharger: Where have you been all my life?!?!?Time for a little background before I get all gushy about this new-found gold mine of USB flash drive performance. I'm a huge fan of PortableApps. Aside from running Thunderbird, Firefox, FileZilla, Pidgin, KeePass, and Skype as portable applications off of my 64GB USB flash drive, I have at least two dozen other portable apps installed, ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-61454296262728656212010-09-02T14:00:00.001-04:002010-09-02T14:00:29.022-04:002010-09-02T14:00:29.022-04:00Joke: Pencil Sharpener -- Wow! Some people have way too much free time…       Steady hands. Good eyesight.                                                                                               Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-53382536355525119052010-08-23T15:30:00.003-04:002010-08-23T15:34:41.390-04:002010-08-23T15:34:41.390-04:00Enthusiasts gather to show off shiny cars, raise moneyOriginally written for the Nashua Telegraph by GREGORY MEIGHANViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-69367248166801333402010-05-28T13:09:00.002-04:002010-05-28T13:57:44.016-04:002010-05-28T13:57:44.016-04:00Joke: Time "flies" when you're having fun! Those with Entomophobia need not read any further ... Bored at work??1. Gather all the dead flies on your window sill. 2. Pick a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow. Here are a few examples... See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-2413611027194477562010-05-21T11:24:00.001-04:002010-05-21T11:24:45.062-04:002010-05-21T11:24:45.062-04:00No Joke: Thirteen (plus) things your burglar won't tell you.THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU: 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, paint ing your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier. 3. Love those flowers. That tells ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-44212609804174619362010-05-21T11:14:00.001-04:002010-05-21T11:14:47.618-04:002010-05-21T11:14:47.618-04:00Joke: The guys at Google just have WAY too much fun ...Check out today's Google home page: http://www.google.com Awesome! - Dave Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-10572217334586811392010-04-22T12:44:00.001-04:002010-04-22T12:44:58.703-04:002010-04-22T12:44:58.703-04:00Joke: Great advertising!     CLEVER ADVERTISING:      WHO THINKS OF THESE THINGS?                   I am sure I would be so distracted I would crash...     I love this one!    What a great paint job!!                                                                    .                                                Posted via email ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-13494495282185098452010-03-11T12:15:00.002-05:002010-03-11T12:18:15.653-05:002010-03-11T12:18:15.653-05:00Where does Process Explorer store Column Sets?First of all, I love Process Explorer. If you haven't done so already, stop what you're doing, browse over to http://sysinternals.com (now assimilated by Microsoft TechNet), find and install Process Explorer. This is by far the best process browser and analyzer for Microsoft Windows, especially for the price (free). A few of the screens available in this wonderful tool are shown below:Now ontoViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-72432214191084449062010-03-03T15:03:00.001-05:002010-03-03T15:03:06.677-05:002010-03-03T15:03:06.677-05:00Joke: Just the right angle ...   Photos taken at just the right angle     '     See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-26536721526297254632010-02-12T17:06:00.001-05:002010-02-12T17:06:05.684-05:002010-02-12T17:06:05.684-05:00Joke: Farmer Bob While riding one day, Biker Bob met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. Biker Bob began a conversation . . . . • Biker Bob: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" • Farmer: "Dogs don't talk." • Biker Bob: "Hey dog, how's it going?" • Dog: "Doing' alright." • Farmer: Look of shock. • Biker Bob: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmerViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-89930748456761136492010-01-12T22:57:00.001-05:002010-01-12T22:57:23.793-05:002010-01-12T22:57:23.793-05:00Joke: State Trivia Very Interesting         STATE TRIVIA - Betcha didn't know this...... ALABAMA ... Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968. ALASKA ... One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license.  Sled dogs...?  Who really knows how many there are! ARIZONA ... Is the only state in the continental U.S. that doesn't follow Daylight Savings Time.  As you know, Hawaii, is not in the ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-18274601418619993972009-12-11T17:58:00.001-05:002009-12-11T17:58:13.852-05:002009-12-11T17:58:13.852-05:00Joke: Homeless Shelter Priceless Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-9391195718154600142009-11-23T16:26:00.001-05:002009-11-23T16:26:50.666-05:002009-11-23T16:26:50.666-05:00Joke: When graphic artists get bored ...  A nice mix of strange, disturbing and comical Photoshopped images. – Dave                                                                   Posted via email from ViperGeek's posterous ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-2205213758404186062009-10-13T12:54:00.003-04:002009-10-13T12:54:46.375-04:002009-10-13T12:54:46.375-04:00Pole Dance Rookie ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-56338505665945021502009-09-16T12:09:00.002-04:002009-09-16T12:13:51.063-04:002009-09-16T12:13:51.063-04:00Restoring missing icons from the Windows System TrayRecently, I took delivery of a sexy, new HTC Touch Pro2 from Verizon -- the second-to-the-last US carrier to make it available. Anyone following my Twitter or Facebook or StumbleUpon feeds knows my obsession with this phone, so I'll avoid the gushing reviews of it. Among the features I wanted to exploit were enhanced Bluetooth profiles and functionality. I burned the midnight oil connecting myViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17630126.post-40788868380105201922009-09-03T11:03:00.001-04:002009-09-03T11:03:41.750-04:002009-09-03T11:03:41.750-04:00The Race Is On: Twitterfeed vs. Notify.mePlease excuse this mostly content-free post.  I just now set up both Twitterfeed and Notify.me to monitor the RSS feed for this blog and post new updates to Twitter.  I'm curious to see which, if either, posts to Twitter first, and which one more closely follows the de facto Twitter etiquette for tweets.Stay tuned!ViperGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255427419887081791noreply@blogger.com0