http://vocatusvocem.com/Thu, 12 May 2016 07:56:12 +0000en-USSite-Server v6.0.0-12712-12712 (http://www.squarespace.com)Zach Mayer & Kallie FergusonIn Vino VeritasBecause the world is more bearable when you're just a little tipsy.Because the world is more bearable when you're just a little tipsy.yesZach MayerGenericGuy35@gmail.comZach MayerThu, 12 May 2016 08:16:29 +0000http://vocatusvocem.com/podcast/2016/5/12/episode-4-cinco-de-mayo548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3:569417421c121086a886df74:5734371c8259b5b7a41c385fIn this episode we celebrate Cinco de Mayo with our friends John, Carlos, and Spike.

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Minutes

• 00:00 / Introduction
• 01:30 / Attorney Loses Dog, Mind, In Profanity-Laced Filing About Strippers
• 08:30 / Woman Falls Over At Home And Regains Sight After 20 Years of Blindness
• 26:30 / Dog Bites Man At Party; Unknown Person Bites Dog
• 60:30 / Wrap up

Music

• Intro / "La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens
• Outro / "I Will Survive" by Cake

]]>Zach Mayer & Kallie FergusonCinco de MayoIn this episode we celebrate Cinco de Mayo with our friends John, Carlos, and Spikeyes00:33:36Zach MayerWed, 03 Feb 2016 08:11:25 +0000http://vocatusvocem.com/podcast/2016/2/3/episode-3-florida-man548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3:569417421c121086a886df74:56b1ab3eb654f98970f64636This week we cast a mellow eye to the worst superhero on earth. Special guests Matt, Olga, and Brittany!

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Minutes

• 00:00 / Introduction
• 01:10 / Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.
• 04:30 / Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating At Burger King
• 07:00 / Puppy stolen, traded for crack, is found and OK
• 08:40 / Florida man punches neighbor who refuses to have drink with him
• 12:30 / After killing of cross-dressing vodou priest, Miami-Dade man pleads...
• 23:05 / Bored pilot draws penis on FlightRadar with private plane
• 26:50 / Timmy Jernigan builds snowman, late for meeting
• 29:30 / Cop turns up drunk to collect Mothers Against Drunk Driving award
• 38:30 / DUI suspect rear-ended driver, asked if he was drunk too, police say
• 44:00 / Man arrested after setting his work uniform on fire
• 46:45 / Jared Simpson Accused Of Bomb Scare After Trying To Pay Bar...
• 55:20 / Gabrielle Turnquest, Florida Teen, Becomes Youngest To Pass Bar...
• 60:30 / Wrap up

Music

• Intro / "Man of Constant Sorrow" by Dick Burnett
• Outro / "I Will Survive" by Cake

]]>Zach Mayer & Kallie FergusonFlorida ManThis week we cast a mellow eye to the worst superhero on earth. Special guests Matt, Olga, and Brittany!yes01:01:10Zach MayerTue, 19 Jan 2016 07:21:54 +0000http://vocatusvocem.com/podcast/2016/1/19/episode-2-guns-n-pillows548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3:569417421c121086a886df74:569ddfad8b38d4a0400b5a45Wherein our heroes are joined by special guests Alden and Ethan.

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Minutes

• 00:00 / Introduction
• 01:10 / Former 'Power Rangers' actor charged with stabbing roommate to death... 
• 10:05 / West Point bans cadets' pillow fight after 30 injured
• 18:00 / Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
• 29:10 / This guy got Sir Mix-A-Lot’s old phone number — and now he gets his raunchy texts
• 45:15 / Wrap up

Music

• Intro / "Tank! - Cowboy Beebop" by Yoko Kanno performed by Seatbelts
• Outro / "I Will Survive" by Cake

]]>Zach Mayer & Kallie FergusonGuns N PillowsWith special guests Alden and Ethanyes00:45:52Zach MayerMon, 11 Jan 2016 20:57:49 +0000http://vocatusvocem.com/podcast/2016/1/11/test-post548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3:569417421c121086a886df74:569417541c121086a886e0a1The very first Vocatus Vocem Podcast! 

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Minutes

• 00:00 / Introduction
• 00:35 / Inquisitir.com - DEA Paid Amtrak Informant $850,000 For Information Available For Free...
• 06:40 / CNN.com - Vladimir Putin's 2016 calendar: Spend the year with Russia's president
• 17:25 / LATimes.com - No winning Powerball tickets sold; jackpot hits $1.3 billion
• 31:00 / The-Toast.net - How To Get Rid Of Clutter And Live Abundantly
• 54:15 / Wrap up

Music

• Intro - "Amores Como el Nuestro" by Omar Alfanno
• Outro - "I Will Survive" by Cake

]]>Zach Mayer & Kallie FergusonAn Odysey of the Drunken MindIn our first episode we read about the DEA, Putin, Powerball, and Living Abundantly.yes00:54:50