I'm A Brogger...

2012

2012-01-30T00:11:00.001+08:00

BE RIGHT BACK reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaal soon.

Haven’t made this place active for such a long time that I’ve forgotten what it looked like and the ads are not earning money for me anymore :(

LOL…anyway, been working on a huge project that is movie making for our coming orientation. Oh gosh if only I’m that passionate about studying.

BTW, a wild koala says HI to everyone. It’s a one in a gazzillion chance to spot a wild koala in their natural habitat. It’s so rare that not even the local people have seen them in the wild, we were darn lucky alright. Will write more about it later.

Meanwhile in Seaworld……………………………………….

Something Sexy Awaits You…

2011-12-02T18:49:00.001+08:00

Phew…been busy working day and night for the past 3 days to finish something awesome…

Gonna hate this part…too many details in it

But still have to wait till I get back from Down Under to finish the body…LOL

Fever’s back…

2011-10-15T15:01:00.001+08:00

Uh huh…exam fever is back right now…so gonna own you EOS2 kao kao!!!

Me is wan pass exam!!! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

Me is wan go home holiday…..:D :D :D :D :D :D

Me is wan go Australia holiday……:P :P :P :P :P

[:B] Me is Spongebob………

Geez

2011-09-30T23:33:00.001+08:00

Do you sometimes have problems you don’t even know it’s a problem to you and don’t know what the problem is, but you know it’s just a pain in the ass?

Anyway, gonna miss each and everyone from PBL…

Rotten meat

2011-09-17T23:30:00.001+08:00

I’m so effing bored and boring that I could just literally rot here right now…

zzzzzZzzZzzZzzzzzZZZzzzzz………

…studying’s a b*t*h…LOL

I’m listening to sky.fm till my ear wax have all dried up and falling out of my auditory meatus and my it might start to have acute inflammation soon, it’ll have haemorrhage and internal bleeding and my ear pinna is going to drop off…and spontaneously grow maggots or something…

i’ve been sitting here all day like a cripple and soon I might have muscle atrophy…ok not funny…>LOL<

F^&(!#$! YOU

2011-08-14T16:45:00.001+08:00

F*** You parasites, go to hell…

find your own food somewhere else…

disgusting fucktards…

Some time ago…

2011-08-10T17:51:00.001+08:00

Some time ago, I decided to buy this because it was basically on sale…

Ooops, it’s actually some hand painted stone resin thingy for all that I care FYI. From Jim Shore’s collection which is very pretty indeed.

This is from the Disney cartoon Lady and the Tramp. If you have never seen it before…then…haiz…

I’m not trying to sound gay, but you can’t deny it’s real cute isn’t it?

Ooops for the failed heart shaped bokeh…looks more like flowers and pac man.

le new room and le iPad

2011-08-05T17:42:00.001+08:00

Finally, got le new iPad…ordered online directly from apple store…where you can get free shipping and engraving. You’d save tonnes of money on fuel and parking and need not waste time queuing up early in the morning. Although they don’t have like in some shops (I mean almost every shop), they’d give free screen protector or like Harvey Norman they’d give me a “fine cover” which I don’t know how FINE it can be when it’s FREE…anyway according to the dictionary where fine…can be like either very good…or fine as in very very very very small and delicate…LOL ANYWAYYYY….!!!!

Basically I ordered online using a credit card…click whatever you need…key in your credit card number…yes that’s very very very important of course. Don’t forget your bloody address and make sure that your house has someone at home 24/7 because Apple apparently uses DHL where the delivery guys are…ok I should give them credit that they had delivered it in the end, but then they are still ____________ you fill in the blanks with any synonyms of stupid. It’s kind of lame that such a huge company doesn’t even bother asking for your phone number, come on everybody wants my number how can DHL not want it!!! So, you get the point right when somebody doesn’t bother to get your number. Oh, by the way ordering online is so much faster, you get it within 3 days (that depends on DHL’s mood again) straight from Shen Zen to Malaysia wooo…oh where was I. I ordered it on Monday and they delivered on Friday…SUPPOSEDLY!! Then unfortunately I was watching Captain America…and DHL didn’t even bother to call OH NO! Then oh well…waited for next day, Saturday…uh huh…I was out like duhh who doesn’t go out on Saturdays >>>> <<<<< so I came back at 12.15p.m. and guess what, some dumb dumb left a note saying that they came at 11.45 a.m. LIKE… DUDE WTF IS YOUR PROBLEMOOO……I gave you my number the night before are you a jerk or you like my legs so much that you have to keep pulling it…=.= Oh well again…then I had to call back to HQ and specifically repeatedly loudly patiently told the guys to call me when the package arrived…ok well FINE…

Then came Monday…the moment of truth…oooooo…At last, while I was waiting to go to class (yea, shirt still unbuttoned, lazing in bed) then at last they came and knock on the door

OH YEA…UH HUH UH HUH…iPad iPad here I comeeyyyy…yohoooo…

At last his guy in yellow shirt confirms with me it’s my package alright…filled with delight and nothing else but happiness I quickly opened up the box and…

TA~DA~~~~~~~

le iPad package…

Free engraving if you’d order online…yea I didn’t know what to NOT write…

le iPad only has 16GB and I accidentally upgrade to iOS 4.3.5 so you can go die if you did…YAY!!! No jailbreak for me!!! I don’t care for now, since iOS5 is coming out soon and every bloody hacker is concentrating on iOS5 instead, why not just wait…

And what’s with the le here le there…find out for yourselves here…

Wooooo and le got le new room and le new room mate Lem in Vista B somewhere somewhere…living happily ever after…LOL kidding, it’s not really that pleasant YET no thanks to previous tenants(girls somore, adui can you even believe it) the floor is sooooo dirty every time you mop over it, the floor turns out to be white…I even thought I accidentally poured chlorine or something into the bucket. The fans are utterly utterly disgusting…Please don’t mention the kitchen. It’s infested with microorganisms that if you’d culture them all at once, you could write a textbook on microbiology yourself. Sorry Mala Maung you fail coz I can write my own textbook by going into le kitchen… :P Lights in the toilet~broken…Lights at the corridor~missing…toilet bowl leaking…the only thing I love is the fridge it’s new and clean. So that’s it for now while I hide in a corner reading microbiology and breeding digital frogs…

Blink Blink Blink of an eye

2011-07-19T17:42:00.001+08:00

Blink of an eye…not quite literally but yea, life’s real short when you’re enjoying it. Let’s start with some less enjoyable events for the past 3 weeks of sem break.

Number 1 lousy events this month…Penang Bon Odori…Geez it’s so lousy that a broken Jack-in-a-box would have been more entertaining. The only interesting parts of the event was the center stage(hardly anything much, maybe because I missed half of the beginning =( ……) and fireworks at the end.

So hard to get good angles as most of the crowd who showed up early got the best spots…anyway this event sucks…really.

Some huge balloons being inflated on site

Dance along session.

Ok, the end for Bon odori…lame =.= Could have done with more Japanes deco…more Japanese less Malay please, after all it’s a Japanese prayer ritual and why those Malay Muslims bother coming…I thought they’re not suppose to have any association with other people’s gods and rituals…anyway LIKE I CARE?!??!?!?!

Looks like some European place isn’t it…

Taken somewhere along the floating homes…village jetties…a Penang must-see site.

oh great…one more week left till school reopens…so sad… HAHA what a random post this is…:P

MADICAL school

2011-05-31T22:03:00.001+08:00

Yea, it’s always about thick text books and a huge pile of lecture notes…just like what I’ve expected. Anyway, I’m now rotting in a corner in my uni…reading so much stuff that it’s like reading 5 bloody years of Bio in 6 months…yes of course I’m exaggerating. Besides that, life have been real great here despite the ugly and depressing sight of my ugly and depressing hostel and ugly and depressing people, well not me of course, I’m bloody getting out of here, SOON! I can’t even understand how anyone uses the freezer (NOPE, no one uses it but me not until 5 hours ago) when it’s clogged up and filled with ice just like an igloo or maybe an ICE CAVE! Not only that…when I wanted to heat I my bread, I found that maybe medical students love biology that much that they had to grow their own bacteria and parasites on their own…but UNFORTUNATELY in the wrong place because I thought microwave ovens…were…for…heating up…and cooking…FOOD!?!?!?!? It’s like so flithyly filthy until you wouldn’t see your hands when you put them in it…it just sucks all the light inwards, like black holes. Open the microwave oven, stand for a couple of seconds is all it takes for your diaphragm and abdominal wall muscles to contract sending partially digested food through the oesophagus out into the oral cavity and voila you have…erm, lunch…I mean dinner.

Of course there has to be SOMETHING nice to talk about…not really…if studying from 8a.m. to 11p.m. with various lunch breaks, tea breaks dinner breaks, bathroom breaks, chit chatting breaks…coming to about…say 4 full hours of studying? Don’t forget that everything is bloody far away that the nearest decent shopping mall is half an hour’s drive away plus 2 tolls or maybe passing 3 major highways at the speed of average 80km/h, yes of course it’s…near…=.=’’’ Baaat…I MEAN But of course most of the time I speed to Sunway Pyramid…not that my…OH bloody speaking of my car…screw it…it’s ruined by the F***ing#$%^&* construction site…Not that I want to, it’s I HAD TO park there…:( drips of grey cement had found its way on my car exterior and got stuck there…not permanently though. HOPEFULLY it comes off…maybe I should take it for a scrub or something before I head back to Penang in a month’s time. But studying is real fun and cool because you get to know about everything you need to know about your body functions…inside out and upside down!!! Oh and I found out how stupid men are…our immune system can’t recognise our own sperms and testosterone contributes to hair fall…oh…Now my friend’s sitting beside me having stress about studying the heart…like yup…the heart…knowledge and curiosity is vital here, but it’s kind of like an overload for the time being. I’m getting used to it…hopefully :P Phew…there’s so much to release here that I don’t know where to start or where to stop either…It might go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and…on just like one of my favourite lecturer…I can’t believe Lem and I can walk out and walk back in with cups of coffee in our hands and not even worried to have missed much of her grandma stories. yea, it just goes on and on…and on…and…zzzzzzzzz…

Co curricular activities wise…ermz…I’d just *copy and paste* “ermz” for the rest of the page if you’d ask me. NO I don’t dance, don’t sing, don’t play rock, don’t play guitars, don’t do catwalks, don’t do gay talks…no…life sucks…Other than shutterbuttonfingertomania (term I made up for photography addicts)…however, it’s been freaking long that I’ve seen my camera and I’m already starting to forget what it actually looks and feels like anymore wuuu….:(

Finally…after much excruciating pain in thinking of what to write in this short post…medical school…rocks…!!! Medical museum…rocks…!!! Fake plastic bones…rocks…!!! Fake plastic blown up model of epidermis which I cannot make up which layer is which…ROCKS…!!!

Nikko and Snowball…

2011-04-29T23:56:00.001+08:00

Nikko: HAI!!! I is Facebook-ing all day…

neninenibubu snowball…

Snowball: me is want go Facebook also…O_O!!!

NEH!!! BLEK!!!!

CHEH…HMPH…>=(

Phewww….

2011-04-27T16:10:00.001+08:00

Going home at last!!! One week holiday coming…YAY!!!

Going back to my comfy bed…going back to the environment I’m most familiar…:O So freaking relieved.

Damn I hope I could catch up with my stuff…gather my thoughts and clean up my cluttered brain…:D

wah here sipek sienz and depressing ahhhhh………:’(

Youuuu Haveee Gotttt Tooo Beeeeeeeee KIDDING????

2011-04-15T22:00:00.001+08:00

YEA LIKE WTF????????????

Greetings Earthlings

2011-03-23T23:55:00.001+08:00

I come in peace, from a distant land 400km away from Penang…

I am calling from IMU Bukit Jalil trying to connect to the outside worldzzzz…bring me to your lea~…I mean foooooooodzzzz…

Not like we don’t have food in IMU just that eating in the cafeteria and curry rice every other day sounds quite disgusting indeed. Despite the limited food choices made my blood pressure go down for not having to go through the agony of choice. Indeed there’s not much to complain around here. Every thing is great…free air cond(WTF, I’m paying 37000 bucks per sem you idiots!) free wi-fi, free drinking water…the best of all free toilet paper IN THE TOILETS!!! WOHOO…which damn place in Malaysia do you find such an awesome privilege to have free toilet paper in each and every toilet cubicle to clean your buttocks after you take a dump…I go there almost every morning to do my stuff instead of doing it at home…another advantage is that I don’t have to clean the toilet so often(it’s not that I do clean them anyway…:P)

IMU, also known as a money sucking institute(that’s what our seniors tells us), makes us pay almost 200 bucks per lecture and I slept through almost half of them during the past 3 weeks..OH YEAH…!!! But I managed to compensate such loss by fully utilising it’s resources such as air cond, the toilets, drinking water, lighting, it’s ATM machine, it’s cafeteria, it’s library, it’s free newspaper, their magazines, their books, their labs, the student lounge, the doors I open and close everyday, the escalators I use to commute to the 4th floor from the ground floor, the elevator I use to travel from the 4th floor to the cafeteria…come on they have lifts and escalators man~Isn’t this life or what!!!?!?!???

IMU, also known to have one of the longest orientation weeks…it practically lasts for a fortnight. All you have to do is to play and have fun…how hard can that be?? Not to mention the dancing and fooling around till late night every other day…:D and then get wet and dirty all over again every other day…It’s quite boring isn’t it having to play station games over and over again…I’m starting to puke of boredom while writing this particular uninteresting paragraph. Because of this, I’ll post some interesting stuff that happened for the past 3 weeks. The people appearing below pictures will have lots of repetition because they’re in the same orientation group…

One month here…we’ve celebrated 3 birthdays(see we so caring horr?) and spent large sums of money on food…LOL

Aiyer aiyerrrr….got so many lenglui…aiyerr…

AIYERR…got lenglui sure must have lengzai eh leh….!!!

huhuhu our leader…

Wheeee!!!

(Oh damn I love my 35mm)

(Kill youuuuu HUHUHUHU….shhhhh)

Oh, aunty hui ji again…we were playing that killer healer and spy game with the cards…thingy…whatever you call them.

HUHUHU…1 month over…many many many many many more months to go and counting…

HEHEHE see ya :D

Be right back

2011-02-20T02:25:00.001+08:00

As time passes, it’s now time for me to move on. 19 years of fooling around in school has led me to reach somewhere that I’ve never thought I’d reach so soon… Today made me realise why we needed friends, true friends that bid you farewell before you set foot on a long journey through real life in the wild outdoors. If it wasn’t for you guys I’d never learned so much. Naive and stupid to be exact… :P who wasn’t anyway… As I write this short piece, my mind’s jumbled up with rojak sauce and a variety of sweet salty sour and spicy feelings…It’s kind of confusing I know…well that’s the point I’m making here.

See you soon boys and girls… :’D

Behold The Z

2011-02-08T01:10:00.001+08:00

My new girlfriend :D

Added a new car body…drift tires and sports rim altogether costing RM240 :O It’s kind of a cheap deal because the wheels are China stuff(50 bucks what can you expect cheh…)

After going through the agony of choosing what colour to paint, I finally made the best decision…firstly it was yellow then purple then silver…then I found this colour called

“ATOMIC RUST”

Come on which part looks like rust…it’s a combination of…of…oooffff…erm~~

pinkredorangeyellow… 1st layer was the rust, then just a thin layer of pearl white I think, then a layer of black. Each bottle of colour was RM20(again Tamiya’s colours are RM25 each, there’s even RM40 ones which I quickly kicked it aside)

The well known ‘Z’ emblem catches all car enthusiast’s eye…gold and chrome rims with drift tires. WOOOO Isn’t it shiny… I can see my reflection. But the rims are still kinda dull :(

The Nissan Fairlady Z is one of my favourite cars especially the 350Z. However because the 370Z is newer so I chose it instead despite the extra 20 bucks(damn because it’s Tamiya >=( cheh!!!)

The shopkeeper kept giving me those add on deals…but unfortunately I didn’t bring that much money…he wanted to sell me some spoilers because the stock spoiler is very very ugly and retarded. He kept on asking me to get the GT wings blah blah blah for 40 bucks :O nouuuuu…I don’t have so much moneyzzz…so that’s why the car’s buttock is now naked. I also wanted to add LED lights but again it costs RM90 for a set of them :( so sad…

Damn, drifting is much harder than I thought especially when you don’t have a proper track. My bro got me another set of tires the other day, those were ultra sticky, accelerates like mad and turns very quickly. The stock Tamiya tires were placed aside and forever remain silent. They are actually almost worn out after only a month…

Oh that’s the old BMW M3 behind left to rot in a corner of the basement :( oops…I’d take it out of course, I can’t be playing the new body on the road every time it knocks the curb my heart stops beating for a sec!

Looking for one of these? Check out RCMania, Queensbay Mall Penang.

Chinese New Year-ed

2011-02-07T01:35:00.001+08:00

Phew everybody is back from holidaying isn’t it…

Nothing much for me during CNY :( Most of the people has gone overseas…these days migration has become too easy.

OHHHH lau sheng lorrrr!!!

Anyway here’s a classic Mickey Mouse.

Found it in HK airport during the transit from Jap back to M’sia. There’s actually a whole series of these wooden-hand-crafted-made-in-China-figurines. You can’t buy them all at once because one of these smaller ones cost almost 200 HK dollars…while bigger ones can go up to 400-500 dollars :(

Mickey’s hat.

Mickey’s sword

Mickey’s butt butt.

Some pen from Tokyo Disneyland :D cute huh.

OH OH OH~

2011-01-31T12:17:00.001+08:00

BALIK KAMPUNG

Happy Chinese New Year Everyone!!!

Without colours

2011-01-27T01:14:00.001+08:00

I thought I’d do something extraordinary this time by sucking the colours out of the pictures.

By burn and dodging techniques and sharpening the pictures I got them to become crispy…haha

Crispy was one thing as the pictures I’ve edited were all sharp enough to slice your eyeballs into thin slices…

Because of technology, they cleverly compress all pictures to save virtual space.

Rock bottom

2011-01-23T23:26:00.001+08:00

My blog views have almost reached the deepest ends of the graph… :(

I haven’t got much awesome things to blog here recently because I’m not doing much awesome things. Awesome things need awesome amounts of awesomeness, it’s a pity that this amount of awesomeness comes from a very awesome place called~

THE WALLET

However, this awesome place isn’t easy to be found because as it usually belongs to the person called ‘DAD’ or ‘MOM’. Rarely in times of need, this amount of awesomeness can really be hard to be squeezed out of this person called ‘myself’ as again their source is ‘MOM’ and ‘DAD’. Let’s just cut the chatter and I shall tell you the tale of the old BMW M3 which is almost destroyed by the person called ‘myself’.

Hi, this is the old BMW M3 I was mentioning. Thanks to laziness and ignorance I really thought with my initial budget of 600-700 bucks I might get lucky with these. However, I realised such an awesome piece of antique (ahem I mean weird looking I-Don’t-Like-Your-Design bodyshell) need an awesome amount of awesomeness. WHY?

WHY????

You asking WHY!!??? Hahaha no seriously I really wanted one of these when I was young so I didn’t care much about the pricing, INITIALLY…you see it’s INITIALLY…let me bold that for you.

However this awesome guy at RCMania Queensbay (people looking for RC cars should come here, they have an RC Track right in front of the shop, cool and also RC planes, helicopters you name it they have it) recommended me this piece of antique for 680 bucks…wow 680 only barely within budget uh huh…BUT…

…you see there’s always a* but *when buying awesome things…

BUT

the batteries are not included…

DUDE COMEEEEE~~~ON~~~ :(

The cheapest is 50 bucks and lasts 15 minutes, GO DIE!

One of the most expensive one is the 5000mah selling for 170 bucks and packs enough juice for an hour(I THINK!!!)…plus…

WAIT Charger not included…come on tell me whatever other shit is not included at one go…

“Plus I give you charger worth 60 bucks for free”

~Shyt you gave me a fright!~ *wipes off sweat*

Well that’s alright…after adding them all up wohoo 850bucks for the whole set…*terpengsandieded*

After a couple of days I realised something astonishing!!!! :O

I actually needed another 8 AA sized batteries…now where on the freaking Earth do I find so many rechargeable batteries???

Thanks to Mr Yeoh I managed to get a row of beautiful Eneloop batteries from Sanyo…why the hell do I need the limited edition colours?? I only need your stupid Nickel and Cadmium chemicals which stores this awesome thing called ‘ENERGY’

Uh huh that’s the damage on my new car…there are more scratches on the chasis…beautiful arrangements of lines at the bottom like an awesome melody of a symphony.

But then I’m going to change to a new body sooner or later…even Snowball loves the car…she likes to bite it. Why, I have no idea…she added a couple of pinstripes recently on it to further beautify it and adds this awesome aroma of her un-brushed teeth. Speaking of the new body. It’s going to further cost me another 200 bucks…because the clear polycarbonatecharsiew plastic body thingy doesn’t come with paint…LIKE F*** MY LIFE…a bottle of awesome TAMIYA paint costs further 25bucks :(

I was thinking 911 Turbo…or some 350Z or a Skyline R34…not many nice 370Z on the market yet which is kind of saddening…:’( The new R35 is kind of lame and too common on the market so I’m not considering it anyway…damn you stupid hobby. >=(

Anyhow this piece here is far most expensive toy car ever and the biggest of all.

Here’s the tiniest of my car collection ever, you can hardly find one of these in M’sia.

Hibernation

2011-01-22T13:10:00.001+08:00

HUIYO back from blogging hibernation!!! Don’t be curious what I do everyday, because I don’t even know… :(

Alright, most of the time spent is for Grand fantasia the other half is for Restaurant City… I’d be lucky to go out and do some other constructive and healthy activities.

Here’s a little (name unknown) bird.

We’re very lucky because it just popped out of no where in the bushes…and there it stood, quietly…in such close proximity that we couldn’t afford not to take some real cool pictures of it.

…and we tip-toed…shhhhh >=(

AH DARN IT! And it flew away…hahaha

There are more actually can’t post them all.

WOHOO new toy…:D

Paid RM850 for the whole set because the dumb dumb battery costs 170 bucks but it’s able to last for an hour or so while RM50 battery lasts 15 minutes LOL. Uh huh…didn’t quite manage to squeeze much of a bargain out of it though…he was too NICE to give me a lame battery charger which costs RM60 for FREEEEEEE…now nothing is free in this world. Oh wait not to mention new rechargeable AA batteries which costs another RM110 :O amounting to a staggering RM960…just for this little toy uh huh :D

(wohoo look how small it is… :P)

This is the TAMIYA version which is much more reliable than other China made brands of course, considering it’s pricey price tag. Once you buy one of these you’ll start having headaches on how to continue maintaining it. :( Come to think of it cameras are even harder to maintain…

Higher grade ais kacang…on RM4.90 each. WITH a free extra topping till next month. It’s tasty of course and it’s our favourite dessert. They can be easily found at your local 100Yen shop OR in 1st Avenue. Speaking of 1st Avenue…it’s still kinda empty for the time being. Skechers is there OH YEAH…must try their shoes…they’re pricey of course. Besides that, there’s a new Cineplex in town called TGV…uh huh uh huh…Compared to GSC it has a pretty pricey price tag on it especially their snacks…tsk tsk tsk. Not quite the Penangnites’ favourite kind of thing isn’t it? We are cheapo people who buys cheapo things and I’m proud of that… I’m part cheap anyway… :D

There’s actually a very good reason why bricks, I mean BREEKS isn’t in my to-eat list.

Even roadside hawkers cook better food. CHEH.

Went to Pantai Kerachut the other day. ZH bravely drove through the treacherous mountain roads, battling the narrow and winding course and finally…we reached Taman Negara Pulau Pinang…but of course you could catch a bus which is easier… :P

Pantai Kerachut is a secluded beach right in a quiet corner of Penang island. It sits in the protected area gazetted as one of Malaysia’s SMALLEST TINIEST, wait it’s the WORLD’S SMALLEST National Park in the world…I repeated the word world to add emphasis.

There is nothing here but lush green scenery. If you’re lucky, you’ll find squirrels…maybe snakes…and monkeys.

Wohooo…after enduring an hour plus of walking we finally reached our destination.

I had around 60 pictures of the same scene but with different splashes…this is the one I like most but the horizon…sikit senget dah :(

Thanks to my ingenuity and past experience, I decided to get up early to buy sufficient stock for the short hike to Pantai Kerachut. As I expected…we actually did need the extra source of carbohydrates afterwards. Because of the beautiful scenery we totally forgotten about the rumbling tummy until suddenly…oops we’re hungry. We had bread and Rocky with 100Plus…

WHOOOSSH! SPLASHSSS!!!

Can you imagine how strong the waves are and I’m standing right in it…???

Those who want to come here by boat…please be informed that the rental PER BOAT is RM100 :O They don’t do head counts. Because of such insanity, four of us decided to just use our legs and hiked all the way back to the car. The journey is only 3km or so…that’s 6km to and fro. After all the walking and sweating…we decided to eat something to compensate for such a healthy ordeal…zh decided to take us for Indian food. Well known for it’s oily briyani rice and hot curry…we dared our taste buds and put our livers to the challenge to produce enough bile to destroy their evil nemesis~~~ LIPIDS!!(oh btw I f***ing have high cholesterol) The food was not at all ultimately very extremely tasty but the brain tricked us into thinking otherwise because of the minor starvation we had for the past 5 hours. This fancy Indian restaurant can be found opposite Paradise Hotel and Flamingo Hotel.

Disneyland-Final Day

2011-01-06T23:42:00.001+08:00

This day is all about Disneyland.

Albeit the rainy day, I managed to get quite a lot of pictures. (beware very looooong post coming. Let it load for a while please.)

I wasn’t too happy about this day’s photos…because of the sort of gloomy weather and spent too much time indoors.

We first went to ride the Winnie The Pooh ride which was actually quite fun and exciting. Especially the part where Tiger starts hopping…LOL My tour guide managed to record some videos of the ride, undetected…but who cares. The line was already very long by the time we got there. Japanese are just damn fast…they RUN to the rides they want rather than we M’sian losers walk…SLOWLY…

Quickly snapped a picture of this before proceeding. As we all know if you follow tour groups there’s a slim chance that we’re going to turn back for more photos.

With the power of a DSLR, again I snapped happily away…(compacts you SUCK!!!!HAHAHAHAHA)

Of course we came back for this. Couple of years back it hadn’t open in Hong Kong Disneyland yet.

Oh yeah I also loved this ride(which ride in Disney is to not love)…The Haunted Mansion ride. The animatronics was awesome and also the fact that they used a lot of holograms(I think so) which was again state of the art technology AND not just ONE hologram it was a whole dining room full of “dead” people floating around…I remembered a ghost which could walk out of the picture just like in the movies, cool isn’t it. Besides that they can dance and walk around in the room while we quietly watched from above comfortably in our moving cars.

Not to mention the ride started off quite well when we were all given fast passes(fast pass are tickets that you need to get outside the rides and you come back within that time printed on it while you enjoy the queue at another ride.) by our tour guides. We went straight to the front of the queue…nice isn’t it. Then after that we were SQUEEZED into a small chamber…dark and gloomy…then some stupid Japanese voice starts talking…LOL and before you know it the ceiling rises up or I think we went down instead. After that, you’ll find yourself queuing again to get on one of the cars. It was quite a surprise for us because…the cars in the ride doesn’t stop and they keep on moving. In order to keep up and speed things up, a conveyer belt is built for people to get on and off the ride.

Little girl carrying Duffy bears. Isn’t it awesome that ONE Japanese made this bear up and it could sell all over the world…sometimes the demand is so great that Disney can’t produce enough to sell. Oh come on…Imagine which IDIOT would want to hold Upin Dan Ipin in their hands…go FUCK yourselves man…

Mad hatter, another Disney classic…unlike UPIN DAN IPIN…SUCKER

Hidden Mickey. I thought of searching for some hidden Mickeys in Disneyland as I saw them on the net VERY long time before the trip. However the rainy day made it impossible.

WOHOO…Japanese girls dressed in Minnie’s bow with Duffy bags…some go to the extreme where you’ll find DUFFYS ALL OVER THEM…even their boobs…

Again…Japanese are just so freaking patient.

See the mouse up there.

Oh here comes the parade…at last. It started to drizzle actually, just a drop or two…luckily we watched this parade first. The following parades were cancelled due to the rain.

After the parade we went to watch Michael Jackson IN 3D!!!! WTF it’s special because this movie only shows for a year…and it shall go back into storage…

It’s a movie made by Disney using 3D technology found back in those days…which was actually very impressive.

Had lunch at one of the fast food restaurants in Tommorowland.

After that we quickly rushed to the BUZZLIGHTYEAR ride!!! Uh huh…uh huh…fast passes again…

GOTCHA YOU EVIL ZURG!!!!

Next is one of the shittiest and most disappointing rides Disney has made…:(

But because of the cute little BOO I forgive you…hmph.

It actually requires you to shine the torchlight at one of the orange hats…you’d have to Google them up to know what I’m talking about. Then a monster will react to that OR BOO will pop up…wheeeeeee…the rest of it is pointless because it was all in Japanese…darn it.

This was another parade we almost missed. Because as we were rushing to another ride we didn’t notice there were more coming and we thought they had finished the parade.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……….

Argh darn it I was shooting in the rain with a naked camera…Kept on wiping the water droplets off the lens…

Brrrrrr…winter and rain is definitely not a good combination.

Ooooops…quietly too some pictures of It’s a Small Small World.

yea kinda blurry…:(

THANKFULLY IT WAS RAINING hahahaha…the rain actually saved us lots of time in queuing. Nobody wants to ride outdoor rides when it’s raining right…

Disney flume ride…

Oh that’s our boat, the Tom Sawyer’s boat actually.

Oh wait, this was from another adventure boat ride hahaha again nobody wants to ride outdoors unless you’re desperate like us. Japanese are just FREAKING fun…they talk so freaking fast and energetic ALTHOUGH I freaking not understand a word they are saying…yes…the whole ride beginning to the end…oh shit.

Swiss Family Treehouse…Just like the Tarzan’s house in HK Disney. Speaking of HK Disney and Tarzan, I remembered taking a raft to that attraction. In Tokyo Disney they too had a raft ride…but TO A DESERTED ISLAND…wtf…hahaha again the rafts we empty so we didn’t care if the island was empty or not…LOL. More attractions the better.

Wooo darn it didn’t get to take photos with Jack Sparrow lookalike…SHIT SHIT SHIT RUSH RUSH RUSH…>=(

Ah darn it at 5p.m. everything gets dark… =(

Before we do last minute shopping we quickly rushed to Toon Town…a kiddies park actually.

Donald Duck’s house…very cute inside for kiddies. Various characters were available for us to take pictures with just in case you didn’t notice…IT TAKES 60MINUTES TO GET YOUR TURN…JUST TO TAKE PICTURES…WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM JAPS…!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Crappy looking me, exhausted after soaking in the rain for a whole. Our 1000Yen Disney umbrella didn’t do much good anyway.

WOOO…after that last minute shopping…simply grab liao lorrr…We were dang stupid to not spend all the money that evening since we weren’t going anywhere the next day.

Lobster for dinner and a 5000Yen chicken, yes that’s how expensive chicken is in Japan.

Narita Airport…and that marks the end of our Japan tour. Who fancies going to Tokyo with me. Want to visit the Ghibli museum and do a little sightseeing on my own slooooooowly WITHOUT the need to RUSH. =)

Woody Roundup Gang

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Look who’s here to add to the gang!

Oh yea…

Made in Chine kind of…well you know anyway she is just so so so so so so so…awhhhhhh

Awh…Jessie :)

Saw Bullseye in Japan oh no…so expensive if you convert to Ringgit… >:(

To The Big City –Day 4

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Woke up as early as possible to get as many shots as possible. Waking up early is always one of the basic and most important rules for travelling.

Japanese guy working there. They are so dedicated to their work that they finish waving to the customers then only they allowed themselves non-work-related things. Just like this guy over here.

Wooo…in the morning you have vapour coming out of your mouth…my favourite…I remembered everyday in Korea I had this to play with…WHEEEE

I was actually very disappointed when I got off Kansai Airport because nothing came out when I breathed out…HMPH Not cold enough.

WTF…Do you even need to have SUCH HUGE WORDS!!!???

Welcome to Tooooookyo…

Tokyo bridge…

Tokyo city…

Tokyo futuristic looking boat…

Tokyo buildings…

More Tokyo buildings…

Tokyo parking lots…

Tokyo temples…LOL

I kind of like this random lucky shot with the little boy right in the middle of the huge road.

This is the famous Ginza consisting of hundreds of branded shops and the street is very very long. All the major brands are here like Burberry, Zara, Shiseido, Yamaha…just to name a few…

This is the 8th street…

Shot from Tokyo Tower…I have issues with high towers…I can feel them…vibrating or swaying fearing it would fall off. LOL Anyway it’s all in my head.

There are more pictures in my brother’s compact using the built in miniature effect setting. They look much cooler with that effect.

In the lower floor below the level you come out of the lift, you’ll have these stupid scary windows which you could look through them to have a view of what’s underneath…OMG

This must be the town before Tokyo Tower was built on.

Next we headed down to Toyota showroom thingy which is…kind of boring. Anyway the above is a car that no driver is needed. Yes it drives on its own and you have to pay to hitch a ride and again…you have to wait for your turn. It’s still a future car in development for the time being.

There is no freaking thing in Japan you don’t need to pay for!!!

Oh yea…let me drive you home…:D

And then there’s this really huge Hello Kitty/Sanrio store beside.

Then there’s a toy shop…Japanese loves toys…you rarely see them holding PSPs and Gameboys, yea only we get cheated by them into buying things they make. Even DSLRs are not that popular in Japan considering MOST of our cameras are Japanese made. We’re just dumb enough to give them our money. HAHAHAHAHA

Bla bla bla..shopping again…so expensive shopping place…bla bla bla…

Holiao leh, their store I mean showroom somore can change colour eh leh…However none of these are for sale.

HOHOHOHO…dinner…crabs from Hokkaido.

Huge Ultraman…every one passes by this must take at least one picture. Actually we did not plan to go downstairs to look at these stuff and also didn’t think of venturing further down to the mall, WHICH was also closed by the time we got there. Anyway, the best thing about going on vacation is to see local stuff and their beautiful parks(M’sian parks just suck) rather than just visiting tourist spots. The last time we went to Hong Kong we too had time to visit the local museum and park. Something other than just shopping.

Musical fountain again, after the show you can hear birds chirping too…How cool is that.

They have a ferris wheel and a coaster and also some other rides around the area…it’s like Pesta but in a more civilised manner and next to a mall.

Hotel next to the Tokyo Dome. Here there are literally hundreds and thousands of LED lights shining EVERYWHERE!

Lucky to watch the last small presentation of the lights with music-“somewhere over the rainbow”

Awhhh…isn’t that romantic…

This is one of the coolest…the arches changes colour forming a moving rainbow…now you see it’s red, you stand a while and you get orange then yellow and so on…

We were lucky AND cold to get to watch this last show for the night. It wasn’t THAT amazing but better than anywhere else in M’sia. Not many places offer FREE music fountains.

Wooo Japanese girls…asked me to help them take pics…using a…compact camera…really pantang compacts in low light lah omg…OOPS

WOOOOOOO…I just loveeeed this dome thingy filled with lights…It dances according to the music played but you have to look at the time to see when it plays exactly.

Then there’s this weird looking dome for plants to grow in it.

There is also this VERY beautiful and romantic place for couples to hang out. Again at a certain time, a song is played and the lights just blink and all sorts…but the bells don’t ring, that’s a pity.

After this we had HOT bottled coffee bought from a vending machine. Anything you need, you just need to find a vending machine but of course don’t forget their shops close at 8 p.m. where else do you find things to drink and eat after that…

After all that we were finally exhausted. Need rest for the next day to DISNEYLAND!

Of strong and freaking cold wind- Day 3

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4fps sucks…

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM…all you see first is the head and then the rest is the white body with the easily recognised blue lines passing at 300km/h…

Notice the tracks are slightly tilted for the train to turn slightly cool isn’t it…there are actually double tracks in the middle.

Oh, here comes our train.

Started the morning with a healthy dose of speed.

Isn’t the train cosy or what…it’s is surprisingly comfy and quiet. Japanese has a thing for not TALKING LOUDLY in public transport they find it disturbing for others if they do so. They even don’t turn on their ring tones in public places so they do not disturb others. COOL HUH!!! They’re always thinking of other peoples’ wellbeing. You can’t believe how good drivers they are always on the look out for pedestrians…Unlike us brainless M’sian, BOOO.

I BOW TO YOU OH MIGHTY JAPANESE!

Artsy fartsy outside the train station.

The Japanese architecture…unmistakable.

MOUNT FUJI!!!!!!!!

Notice how well arranged the cars are even when they are driving…awesome.

This place is called Hakone. And the lake is called Lake Ashi, in Japanese ashi is feet…However some many many many many years ago, the emperor or someone said it sound not-so-nice, so they changed the name to, still Ashi but a different word in Japanese…LOL(WTF am I talking)

On a pirate ship ride. There was supposed to be a brief description on what the ride was all about. But we were too busy having fun with the strong winds and extremely low temperatures. My RM2.50 white gloves didn’t do much good, anyway I just bought it in case of emergency. The other gloves were too thick and huge for pressing the tiny buttons on the camera anyway…pftt…desperate till like that.

See my hair…awesome wind…

From here we took our bus to the top of the mountain.

This is world’s famous Hakone road…the very winding roads…and it’s just what I had imagined.

Ok here comes the scary place…hahaha it’s on top of a mountain slope…with steam and smelly rotten egg smell plus scary gusts of strong wind trying to blow you off to mountains every now and then. =O Ok I’m paranoid…a little. Some even managed to climb up higher…

STEEAMMMMMM….

The wind sipek geli…

It says 1050m…wow…

Wooo bubbly bublly…

This place is famous for the hot springs thingy…where they can boil eggs to eat. And the sulphur something something is killing me…almost want to puke. Long long time ago, people thought this place was rather special for only this place when they boil the eggs, the eggs will become black. They thought that this was a gift from the gods and now it became a tourist attraction.

Woooo nice view from the mountain.

After that we descended and on our way to Mt. Fuji.

During spring this place is supposed to be lush greenery.

Ooops, lunch 1st.

After an hour or so….(DAMN in Japan from one place to another takes so much time…wasted lots of time in the bus.)

(Cues angels singing “ahhhhh…………”)

Don’t give up, just shoot…and I got one and only shot like this. But pity the clouds are starting to build up on the mountain peak…

If you happen to go to Mt. Fuji by bus or by car…always look out for a treble cleft on the roads and keep VERY quiet…there is a stretch of road where they purposely make it in such a way when you drive over it, a local folk tune will be heard…kind of spooky especially if you travel on a winter’s night.

See that, it’s snow from two days before…still fresh.

HEHEHEHE…snowballs…

Very depressed snowman.

This day’s hotel is at the side of the lake, one of the five natural lakes formed hundreds of years ago. The last time Mt. Fuji erupted was 300 years ago, and it’s still sleeping ever since.

Dinner in bloody yukata thingy…soooo hot. 8000yen boat thingy with raw fish and seafood.

Hahaha later that night we all went for onsen(温泉)…a.k.a hot spring. Not much of a great adventure but great experience. A typical public hot spring or bath usually requires everyone to go naked and bathe together. Usually both genders are separated, Zhi Hong said he heard that there are some where both genders can bathe together…wooo worth a visit. Anyway, let’s cut to the exciting part. The exciting part is definitely the going naked part. Shitty and funny…I remembered there was this fat naked guy sitting in the resting room, a part of the onsen thingy where people sit in this room to cool off as the onsen is VERY VERY HOT!!!! If you stay too long in it you might die. Anyway…the exciting part is that, you have to get from this room, stripped off your undies and bras, run across the room, open the sliding door, tip toe to the shower, get yourself cleaned properly(makes sure to use the shampoo, I didn’t coz I was too kinzhiong, it’s 马油, must try for soft silky hair) and then slowly get into the pool of steaming hot water…don’t jump in immediately coz it’s REALLY REALLY HOT!!! We put our toes in to try the water and then slowly go into the water…the burning sensation then starts rising up the body…it is advised to not let the water level be above your heart…5-10 minutes is all is needed. We first timers who are not used to the stuffy and hot environment should just leave after a while… Anyway, after we came in the fatty I was talking about came in as well. NAKED of course…walking up and down freely, I don’t have to give further description right. I couldn’t help to not watch…sipek paiseh…well don’t laugh, even at the women side is the same situation. LOL

OH SHIT, they have vending machines for ice creams WTF!

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