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Okie-Dokie, I’ll Go Ahead And Post This For You

Steve Wettlaufer — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 15:20:45 +0000

I remember the first time I heard about those AI services that could summarize your inbox and send emails for you. “What a stupid idea,” I recall thinking. “I’d spend more time cleaning up after it than I would getting anything else done, and I’m sure it would wind up missing a bunch of important …

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Come ON! Piss And Tell Is Right There!

Steve Wettlaufer — Fri, 24 Jul 2026 13:19:53 +0000

But I understand why they may not have wanted or been allowed to use it. Had they asked me, I’d have suggested Dripadvisor. Kidding aside, Flush and Tell: Waterloo Region sounds like it could be extremely helpful. And it’s nice to see that there appears to be an emphasis on accessibility. So often those concerns …

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He Was A Hardened Criminal, According To His Arteries

Steve Wettlaufer — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:05:43 +0000

It’s often said that the wheels of justice turn slowly. but sometimes they sit there idling while you die of a heart attack during a murder. Segrest said the investigation by local and state law enforcement, combined with autopsy results, determined that Folds “was strangled” – and “it appears [Robbins] was attempting to dispose of …

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Bro. I’m Fried

Steve Wettlaufer — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 16:29:51 +0000

Given this fellow’s apparent condition and the results of the subsequent police search I feel like the presence of the potato might be some kind of drug thing, but I don’t know. I don’t know and I kind of don’t want to. It’s so much more fun to imagine that buddy just happened to have …

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It’s Fun To Stay At The YMCREEP

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 16:58:31 +0000

Our friend Barb sent me this. It’s ridiculous. I laughed.

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When You Encourage Speeding, Speeding Gets Worse. Who Knew?

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 13:16:53 +0000

When a few infants started to cry about having to face the consequences of their actions, political opportunist Doug Ford saw a chance to score some cheap points. And so it was that he banned municipalities from using the speed cameras that had been allowed a few years earlier by that absolute working man hating …

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Rogers Sports And Media Decides We Could All Use A Lot Less Of Both

Steve Wettlaufer — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 15:35:54 +0000

Rogers Sports and Media up and murdered six radio stations yesterday. Sportsnet 650 Vancouver, Sportsnet 960 Calgary, 660 NewsRadio Calgary, 1130 NewsRadio Vancouver, 95.7 NewsRadio Halifax, and most important to us living around here, 570 NewsRadio Kitchener. They did it for the same reason that all these cunts say they have to do it. I’m …

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City Of Waterloo Decides That Nazis Can Google Things Like Everyone Else

Steve Wettlaufer — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 13:29:51 +0000

I still can’t believe that Cambridge, bastion of inclusivity that it is, was first out of the gate on this. My money would have been on Waterloo, which has finally followed suit. The City of Waterloo will stop using X (formerly Twitter) because it sees it as a bad place to be and fewer people …

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The Good Scam Advice Is Bad Now, But Also Still Good. Good Luck Out There

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:09:09 +0000

This is historically the sort of thing I would tear a strip off of idiots for getting sucked into, but I’m not sure I can do that anymore. Not because this particular woman is old, old people are vulnerable and making fun of vulnerable people is wrong, though. To hell with that nonsense. I don’t …

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The Jury Finds You Innocent On The Charge Of False Advertising

Steve Wettlaufer — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 21:16:31 +0000

Excluding the last few weeks, I believe I’ve thought about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool approximately 0 times in my entire life. Actually make that one time, because we know some people who saw it while travelling some years ago and told us about it when they came back. They thought it was nice, as …

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