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		<title>We Can Yell If We Want To</title>
		<link>https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/04/24/we-can-yell-if-we-want-to/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>This is pretty fun, and since it&#8217;s been a minute since I posted a neat cover and it&#8217;s going to be in my head all day now, here ya go. I also enjoyed the little plug song at the end.</p>
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		<title>I Had To Make Sure. You Know Those Politicians Lie About Everything</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 11:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Soldier shoots dead politician he was guarding Contrary to the headline, the politician was in fact very much alive up until the shooting, which ended up being a murder-suicide. This is disappointing not just because murder-suicides are generally bad, but because I really wanted to know why the security guy hated the dude enough to &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Come ON, Man. Be A Pepper. Just Once.  Everybody&#8217;s Doin&#8217; It, Dude</title>
		<link>https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/04/22/come-on-man-be-a-pepper-just-once-everybodys-doin-it-dude/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 15:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>A couple things of note here: A drug investigation resulted in the arrest of a Bruce E. Huffer, which is what prompted me to open the post thingie. Check out what the cops confiscated in the process. During the investigation police seized meth, marijuana, blue pills believed to be Fentanyl, yellow pills identified as Gabapentin, &#8230; </p>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll Be Back To the Important Stuff Right After This Brief Wrestling Match</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t seen WrestleMania yet, and I&#8217;ve been doing my best to avoid wrestling news so that there might still be some surprises for me by the time I do. But one thing that won&#8217;t be a surprise? There were a lot of damn commercials and generally wasted time. Oh, and a bunch of the &#8230; </p>
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		<title>No Gloves? No Love!</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Carin Headrick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I saw something really really stupid that I just can&#8217;t make sense of, so I had to write it down. Picture this. It&#8217;s January in KW. Not only is it January, but it&#8217;s this past January, you know the one where if it wasn&#8217;t snowing its face off, it was impossibly cold. Someone walks into &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Carin.Stubborn@Homemadebraille.com</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Carin Headrick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 22:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>For one reason or another, I&#8217;ve been strolling down memory lane through the blog a lot. Sometimes it&#8217;s because of the drugs our related posts plugin is on, and sometimes it&#8217;s just because. At any rate, I came upon this post where I described trying to make Braille alphabet cards myself. It&#8217;s funny how your &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Thank Goodness We Don&#8217;t Go To Thunder Bay</title>
		<link>https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/04/19/thank-goodness-we-dont-go-to-thunder-bay/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Carin Headrick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 18:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Steve was helping me out finding links for my WaddleLoo post and came upon the story of Dom&#8217;s kindred spirit. &#8220;Why do you say that?&#8221; I hear you asking. &#8220;Was he a golden retriever? Maybe he was a guide dog.&#8221; Nope. He loved chasing geese a wee bit too much, and chased one out onto &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Help Save Braille Doodle</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Carin Headrick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>When I was at the CSUN assistive technology conference last year, I was walking around the exhibit hall checking out whatever I could check out. There&#8217;s never enough time to see everything, and I always stumble onto things I had no idea were even there. One of those things was the Braille Doodle. It&#8217;s a &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Capitalism 1, Not Sounding Silly 0</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 00:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Now that I&#8217;ve written this, I feel that I have a duty to note goofy sponsored sports stuff whenever I hear it. While listening to the Seattle Mariners game just now, I was informed that &#8220;the Mechanics Bank score is Mariners 1, Rangers nothing&#8221;. Two thoughts warred in my mind as I took that fact &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Meat Department Joke Goes Here</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 18:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a bit of everything here. Racial slurs. Death threats. Apple throwing. Flower smashing. Relations with a refrigerator. Thank you, Seattle Police Department blotter. On Aug. 5 at about a 2:15 p.m., patrol officers responded to the 1700 block of East Madison Street following a report of a man using racial slurs and brandishing a &#8230; </p>
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