Vomit Comet https://www.vomitcomet.org/ Of all the sites on the internet, this is one. Mon, 10 Aug 2026 16:15:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.4 Somebody Hire This Man, Because This Was A Home Run https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/10/somebody-hire-this-man-because-this-was-a-home-run/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/10/somebody-hire-this-man-because-this-was-a-home-run/#respond Mon, 10 Aug 2026 16:15:47 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73408 I don’t know how much Lewis Kalb paid to win this call an inning of baseball on the radio auction, but judging by how well he did, I think the Phillies ought to be paying him. It’s hard to believe that it is, but if this really is the first time he’s ever done commentary, …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/10/somebody-hire-this-man-because-this-was-a-home-run/feed/ 0 Thankfully, Today Is August 10, 2026 https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/10/thankfully-today-is-august-10-2026/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/10/thankfully-today-is-august-10-2026/#respond Mon, 10 Aug 2026 04:12:03 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73405 When I was in high school, I read a book called the Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury. It had a lot of really deep stuff that I don’t think I truly grasped until I read it a second time. There was one story, though, that freaked me out even the first time I read it, …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/10/thankfully-today-is-august-10-2026/feed/ 0 IDK https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/08/idk/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/08/idk/#comments Sun, 09 Aug 2026 02:41:58 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73403 Remember back five years or so ago when the Ontario government was making people sign up to receive health card and driver’s license renewals electronically because they were no longer sending out print notices? Well, it came time for me to renew my health card, and not an electronic peep was heard. I did get …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/08/idk/feed/ 1 You Again! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/07/you-again/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/07/you-again/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2026 20:45:36 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73399 That title likely won’t make sense to anyone but Carin, but it works and it’s the best I’ve got, so we’re going with it. Speaking of Carin, any of you who know her, do yourselves a favour and picture this in her voice. Take it from me, it’s at least twice as amusing that way. …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/07/you-again/feed/ 3 Just Because He’s Dead Doesn’t Mean Her Life Has To Be Over https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/28/just-because-hes-dead-doesnt-mean-her-life-has-to-be-over/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/28/just-because-hes-dead-doesnt-mean-her-life-has-to-be-over/#respond Tue, 28 Jul 2026 20:36:48 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73390 It’s not every day that being found dead next to a life-sized sex doll isn’t the most embarrassing part of such an event, but here we are. Investigators say Ryan Smith, 41, and a colleague were dispatched last week to a home at the Rock Creek Apartments in Omaha to collect the body of an …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/28/just-because-hes-dead-doesnt-mean-her-life-has-to-be-over/feed/ 0 Okie-Dokie, I’ll Go Ahead And Post This For You https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/25/okie-dokie-ill-go-ahead-and-post-this-for-you/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/25/okie-dokie-ill-go-ahead-and-post-this-for-you/#respond Sat, 25 Jul 2026 15:20:45 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73384 I remember the first time I heard about those AI services that could summarize your inbox and send emails for you. “What a stupid idea,” I recall thinking. “I’d spend more time cleaning up after it than I would getting anything else done, and I’m sure it would wind up missing a bunch of important …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/25/okie-dokie-ill-go-ahead-and-post-this-for-you/feed/ 0 Come ON! Piss And Tell Is Right There! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/24/come-on-and-tell-is-right-there/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/24/come-on-and-tell-is-right-there/#respond Fri, 24 Jul 2026 13:19:53 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73381 But I understand why they may not have wanted or been allowed to use it. Had they asked me, I’d have suggested Dripadvisor. Kidding aside, Flush and Tell: Waterloo Region sounds like it could be extremely helpful. And it’s nice to see that there appears to be an emphasis on accessibility. So often those concerns …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/24/come-on-and-tell-is-right-there/feed/ 0 He Was A Hardened Criminal, According To His Arteries https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/23/he-was-a-hardened-criminal-according-to-his-arteries/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/23/he-was-a-hardened-criminal-according-to-his-arteries/#comments Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:05:43 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73378 It’s often said that the wheels of justice turn slowly. but sometimes they sit there idling while you die of a heart attack during a murder. Segrest said the investigation by local and state law enforcement, combined with autopsy results, determined that Folds “was strangled” – and “it appears [Robbins] was attempting to dispose of …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/23/he-was-a-hardened-criminal-according-to-his-arteries/feed/ 5 Bro. I’m Fried https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/16/bro-im-fried/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/16/bro-im-fried/#respond Thu, 16 Jul 2026 16:29:51 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73370 Given this fellow’s apparent condition and the results of the subsequent police search I feel like the presence of the potato might be some kind of drug thing, but I don’t know. I don’t know and I kind of don’t want to. It’s so much more fun to imagine that buddy just happened to have …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/16/bro-im-fried/feed/ 0 It’s Fun To Stay At The YMCREEP https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/13/its-fun-to-stay-at-the-ymcreep/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/13/its-fun-to-stay-at-the-ymcreep/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2026 16:58:31 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73365 Our friend Barb sent me this. It’s ridiculous. I laughed.

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