Vomit Comet https://www.vomitcomet.org/ Of all the sites on the internet, this is one. Fri, 11 Sep 2026 17:40:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1 The Following Section Should Probably Be Removed Before You Begin Reading Aloud https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/11/the-following-section-should-probably-be-removed-before-you-begin-reading-aloud/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/11/the-following-section-should-probably-be-removed-before-you-begin-reading-aloud/#respond Fri, 11 Sep 2026 17:40:09 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73464 A New Brunswick politician has chalked up a dubious world’s first for Canada by reading out AI prompts in an official speech. In a June 9 speech to the legislative assembly, Progressive Conservative Bill Oliver read out the following line from a prepared text: “Here’s a more natural flowing version of that section that reads …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/11/the-following-section-should-probably-be-removed-before-you-begin-reading-aloud/feed/ 0 I’m Back, Like A Yak! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/10/im-back-like-a-yak/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/10/im-back-like-a-yak/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2026 19:31:42 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73461 The folks who brought you Red Hot Chili Peppers for people who don’t like Red Hot Chili Peppers proudly present, “What AC/DC sounds like to people who don’t like AC/DC”. I quite enjoy AC/DC as do many of you I’m sure, but this is pretty accurate if we’re all being honest with ourselves.

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/10/google-is-determined-to-kill-the-good-internet/feed/ 0 I’ve Heard of Music In Your Soup. What About Music In The Road? https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/07/ive-heard-of-music-in-your-soup-what-about-music-in-the-road/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/07/ive-heard-of-music-in-your-soup-what-about-music-in-the-road/#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 01:17:08 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73452 I was looking up some stuff for another post that I want to do, and I discovered something neat that I never knew about. Apparently, there are some roads in the US that have been built with grooves in them, so if you drive at the right speed, 45 miles per hour, they sing a …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/07/ive-heard-of-music-in-your-soup-what-about-music-in-the-road/feed/ 4 Dumpster And Donation Box May Start With The Same Letter, But They Are Not The Same https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/06/dumpster-and-donation-box-may-start-with-the-same-letter-but-they-are-not-the-same/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/06/dumpster-and-donation-box-may-start-with-the-same-letter-but-they-are-not-the-same/#respond Sun, 06 Sep 2026 11:58:27 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73446 It gets hard sometimes when you have to pay attention to the news, but no matter what, I always do my best to hold on to my belief that in spite of what feels like literally everything now, people are, over all, good and well-meaning. And while I’m sure that’s true of most of the …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/06/dumpster-and-donation-box-may-start-with-the-same-letter-but-they-are-not-the-same/feed/ 0 It’s Not Just The Municipal Sector They Don’t Understand, I Assure You https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/04/its-not-just-the-municipal-sector-they-dont-understand-i-assure-you/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/04/its-not-just-the-municipal-sector-they-dont-understand-i-assure-you/#respond Fri, 04 Sep 2026 14:29:16 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73442 Great news, you guys! Based on some of the comments in this anonymous survey of municipal administrators, I think I might be qualified to work for the city! Well, at least if banging on about most of this same stuff for almost a decade counts towards the standard. The survey, conducted by government relations firm …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/04/its-not-just-the-municipal-sector-they-dont-understand-i-assure-you/feed/ 0 As AI Whitney Houston Might Say, I Bulorve That Choldreninen Are Our Fuviture https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/01/as-ai-whitney-houston-might-say-i-bulorve-that-choldreninen-are-our-fuviture/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/01/as-ai-whitney-houston-might-say-i-bulorve-that-choldreninen-are-our-fuviture/#respond Tue, 01 Sep 2026 20:18:00 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73436 Tell me again about how AI is the future, because it sure as shit ain’t the present. A school in Kentucky sent students home with a bound agenda that included absurd errors clearly made by AI. The periodic table was nonsense. The map of the U.S. lists the state of Illinois as “Vitoiis,” and Kentucky …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/09/01/as-ai-whitney-houston-might-say-i-bulorve-that-choldreninen-are-our-fuviture/feed/ 0 Close! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/24/close/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/24/close/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2026 02:46:40 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73429 The conversation Steve and I had about empanadas reminded me of a time when I asked Google something, and I think the AI, if it could, would have looked at me and said “Are you that stupid?” If you ask Google what is the difference between two things, even if they’re not that similar, the …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/24/close/feed/ 1 A Lot Of People Are Saying I Make The Best Mexican Food https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/21/a-lot-of-people-are-saying-i-make-the-best-mexican-food/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/21/a-lot-of-people-are-saying-i-make-the-best-mexican-food/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2026 12:55:30 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73424 I’m familiar with TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) and NACHO (Not A Chance Hormuz Opens) as food acronyms to describe Trump’s approach to policy. But apparently I’m behind the times, because I was unaware of two more that people have been using. One of the benefits of having no social media, perhaps. Anyway, they’re fun, …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/21/a-lot-of-people-are-saying-i-make-the-best-mexican-food/feed/ 3 Please Stop Ruining Corn On The Cob For Everyone https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/20/please-stop-ruining-corn-on-the-cob-for-everyone/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/08/20/please-stop-ruining-corn-on-the-cob-for-everyone/#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2026 14:18:54 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73420 There’s some internet wisdom I’ve heard over the years that says that when a headline contains a question, the answer to that question is almost always no. Quite often, it’s correct. But here’s one of those almosts I was talking about. Is It Rude To Shuck Corn Before Buying? We Asked an Expert This has …

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