Vomit Comet https://www.vomitcomet.org/ Of all the sites on the internet, this is one. Mon, 08 Jun 2026 19:12:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 Dueling Handbells https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/dueling-handbells/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/dueling-handbells/#respond Mon, 08 Jun 2026 19:12:42 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73323 I got picked a few times to play handbells in our school concerts when I was a kid. I can’t remember a single one of the songs we did, but I can assure you none of them were as complicated or as fun as this looks.

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/dueling-handbells/feed/ 0 Reinventing the Cane When You’re On Wheels https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/reinventing-the-cane-when-youre-on-wheels/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/reinventing-the-cane-when-youre-on-wheels/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2026 05:09:39 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73318 As I started writing this post, a song came to me that is kinda sorta related. At least the part about what-if scenarios. It’ll make sense eventually. At least I hope so. From time to time, I have wondered how I would get around if I were in a wheelchair for whatever reason. Yup, I’m …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/reinventing-the-cane-when-youre-on-wheels/feed/ 1 Into The Sun, Out Of The Solar System…Go Where You Want, Just As Long As It’s Far And Unpleasant! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/06/into-the-sun-out-of-the-solar-system-go-where-you-want-just-as-long-as-its-far-and-unpleasant/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/06/into-the-sun-out-of-the-solar-system-go-where-you-want-just-as-long-as-its-far-and-unpleasant/#respond Sat, 06 Jun 2026 17:38:51 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73313 There is an absolute crap ton of math going on here that I 100 percent do not understand, but it’s nice to know that I have options as it relates to the disposal of my enemies. On The Fuel Efficiency of Launching My Enemies Into The Sun The biggest problem I face now is which …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/06/into-the-sun-out-of-the-solar-system-go-where-you-want-just-as-long-as-its-far-and-unpleasant/feed/ 0 Settle Down, Premier Trump https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/03/settle-down-premier-trump/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/03/settle-down-premier-trump/#respond Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:06:36 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73308 If you’re a politician and you disagree with a court ruling, it’s fine to say so. By all means, feel free to calmly and rationally explain your issues with the judge’s decision and maybe even muse about possible next steps that your government may take if applicable. But at no time should you go out …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/03/settle-down-premier-trump/feed/ 0 Another Reason To Hate CAPTCHAs: Scammers Are Pretending They’re Broken And Tricking People Into Installing Malware To Fix Them https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/01/another-reason-to-hate-captchas-scammers-are-pretending-theyre-broken-and-tricking-people-into-installing-malware-to-fix-them/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/01/another-reason-to-hate-captchas-scammers-are-pretending-theyre-broken-and-tricking-people-into-installing-malware-to-fix-them/#respond Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:56:11 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73303 If you’ve spent oh, let’s say about 20 minutes online in your lifetime, you’ve probably run into one of those “verify you are human” or “I am not a robot” things. Most of the time, it’s a simple enough operation to prove you’re a person and move on with your day. Annoying for people with …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/01/another-reason-to-hate-captchas-scammers-are-pretending-theyre-broken-and-tricking-people-into-installing-malware-to-fix-them/feed/ 0 Say Goodnight, Fire https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/25/say-goodnight-fire/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/25/say-goodnight-fire/#respond Mon, 25 May 2026 15:24:32 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73298 I’m sure it sucked that the man had to come and ruin your fun, but who beats up a firefighter? But more importantly for our purposes here, is Burns a good or bad name to have if you’re a Fire Chief? A Schenectady man has been charged with assault after investigators said he was part …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/25/say-goodnight-fire/feed/ 0 Sometimes Bad Baseball Is The Best Baseball https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/22/sometimes-bad-baseball-is-the-best-baseball/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/22/sometimes-bad-baseball-is-the-best-baseball/#respond Fri, 22 May 2026 21:56:44 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73294 I don’t know about the rest of you, but it sure seems to me like there have been an awful lot of little league home runs in the major leagues this year. It feels like I’ve been waking up to at least one or two a week. I don’t know if that’s true, but there …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/22/sometimes-bad-baseball-is-the-best-baseball/feed/ 0 I Said Taste The Fuckin’ Rainbow! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/21/i-said-taste-the-rainbow/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/21/i-said-taste-the-rainbow/#respond Thu, 21 May 2026 19:44:53 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73289 I was struggling to understand what and why the hell any of this was happening until I read down to the part where the fellow had previously been arrested for possession of LSD and 27.92 grams of marijuana wax. I don’t know what that second thing is exactly, but it must be the black sheep[of …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/21/i-said-taste-the-rainbow/feed/ 0 And The Word Maximum Only Has One X In It, You Losers! Maybe You’d Know That If You Laid Off The Hammers! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/21/and-the-word-maximum-only-has-one-x-in-it-you-losers-maybe-youd-know-that-if-you-laid-off-the-hammers/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/21/and-the-word-maximum-only-has-one-x-in-it-you-losers-maybe-youd-know-that-if-you-laid-off-the-hammers/#respond Thu, 21 May 2026 14:26:43 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73284 I try to avoid thinking about people and their stupid ass trends as much as possible, but this is pretty much what happens when I’m forced into it. Gen Z’s “maxxing” trend has gotten way out of hand. As looksmaxxers like Clavicular hype the benefits of smashing your face with a hammer, and self-described nothing-maxxers …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/21/and-the-word-maximum-only-has-one-x-in-it-you-losers-maybe-youd-know-that-if-you-laid-off-the-hammers/feed/ 0 Just Tell Him You Were Driving, Dog https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/20/just-tell-him-you-were-driving-dog/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/20/just-tell-him-you-were-driving-dog/#respond Wed, 20 May 2026 21:08:51 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73278 Believe it or not, I actually know a couple of guys who tried to pull off the old switch places during a traffic stop thing once. They were both drinking, but decided, in their infinite wisdom, that the one that didn’t have a driver’s license was in better shape and thus less likely to get …

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