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		<title>Match The One-Hit Wonder To Their Follow-Up Song, Probably Do Better Than Steve</title>
		<link>https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/14/match-the-one-hit-wonder-to-their-follow-up-song-probably-do-better-than-steve/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 13:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>When I was a kid it used to annoy the crap out of me when a band was described as a one-hit wonder even though I knew damn well that they had another song! I considered it a point of pride when I could name that song when no one else could. So with that &#8230; </p>
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		<title>How Did He Get An Uber That Fast?</title>
		<link>https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/05/13/how-did-he-get-an-uber-that-fast/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 21:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>More than once in these pages I&#8217;ve mentioned that something said by George Carlin wasn&#8217;t just a bit to me, but also a life lesson. This, however, is not one of those things. If only I could have explained that to Christopher Everson here before everything went all to hell for him. On April 11, &#8230; </p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s No Door Between Us. Stop Lying!</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 19:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I enjoy these Ryan George videos because he takes things that I&#8217;ve often spent far too much time wondering about and then actually makes something useful out of them because he&#8217;s, like, funny and stuff. Today, it&#8217;s the guy who invented the joke.</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;ll Probably Never Hear Bohemian Rhapsody Quite The Same Way Again</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 17:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a neat video on the making of Queen&#8217;s &#8220;Bohemian Rhapsody&#8221;. I remember covering this in music electronics class back in high school. We didn&#8217;t go into it in this much depth, but we went deep enough to understand that the thing is a freaking marvel. Not just because all of it was recorded in &#8230; </p>
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		<title>But That&#8217;s Exactly When We Need One</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 11:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>B.C. RCMP cancel Amber Alert after 2 children go missing</p>
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		<title>Fill My Cone Up To Here</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 14:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I like the Tragically Hip well enough, but nowhere near as much as most people seem to. they&#8217;ve put out a good bit of stuff which, to my ear at least, kinda sucks, actually. Just because a song references Canada in some form doesn&#8217;t automatically make it good. This has been unpopular hot takes with &#8230; </p>
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		<title>Ok, But Why?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 13:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I love these old people. They seem so fun. And like them, I also enjoy the word &#8220;thooter&#8221;. It and &#8220;bop&#8221; were the only ones I was totally clueless on. It&#8217;s also comforting to know that even the kids think &#8220;cheugy&#8221; sounds stupid.</p>
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		<title>I Hate Them Plenty Already, But There&#8217;s Always Room For More</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 15:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Remember the other day when I said, basically, that TKO is a terrible company filled with shameless assholes who only care about money and Donald Trump? This video is all of that laid out in great detail. Don&#8217;t let the 92 minute length or the focus on boxing scare you off, because if you care &#8230; </p>
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		<title>A Spiceknot Sounds Like A Sex Position, Doesn&#8217;t It?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 13:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Who doesn&#8217;t need a Slipknot and Spice Girls mashup on a Saturday morning? Nobody, that&#8217;s who! The &#8220;Hard to Handle&#8221; solo is also a nice touch. Music used in this mashup: Spice Girls &#8211; Wannabe Slipknot &#8211; Sulfur The Black Crowes &#8211; Hard to Handle</p>
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		<title>You Can&#8217;t Spell Bad Radio Without AI</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve Wettlaufer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 21:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Pretty sure I just ran into my first case of egregiously awful radio AI. Flipping around the dial and landed on Bounce Radio 99.5 Kitchener. Stayed there because I liked the song that was playing, which since I know someone will ask was &#8220;Don&#8217;t Wanna Fall In Love&#8221; by Jane Child. Song ends, and the &#8230; </p>
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