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Microblog: 2012-05-16

vsaket@gmail.com — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

Guess who's India's #1 Digital Agency again, bitches? http://t.co/p9U0Z48N #
@priyal Oh well, you've gone from demented to cute again. Congratulations in reply to priyal #
@priyal that's exactly what I was saying. You aren't demented, you are pretty in reply to priyal #
@icashmir @ikaveri @smitaprakash fairly civil, that is. Considering they probably killed her too. in reply to icashmir #
@AlinaGufran Do Apply. But please read http://t.co/XNZeVQ2t You are welcome. @webchutney #
@icashmir @ikaveri yes, and an unimaginably evil individual, to boot. in reply to icashmir #
Don't know how much of a fan you are but this thread is hilarious. Things never said while watching WWE! http://t.co/3CwpL5sy #
Bombay vs Delhi. Traffic Jams and Professionalism vs Wide Open Spaces and Lifelong Jugaad. What will you choose, bastards? #
@twilightfairy must I say? I'm cheering for Virendar Sehwag, from now. in reply to twilightfairy #

Microblog: 2012-05-15

vsaket@gmail.com — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

Dear adoption community, go fuck yourself! http://t.co/UFwacFnK #
Katrina Kaif is some new kind of sexual deviant. What do you call a person who has sexual relations with fruits? #
@robi_banerjee I was talking about her performing oral sex on mangoes. in reply to robi_banerjee #
"Yeh banda girke bhi dance karta hai." Won't share source/context, but that was @webchutney's #qotd yesterday. #
@robi_banerjee of course it counts, and of course she swallows. Katrina is a dirty girl. I like it that way. in reply to robi_banerjee #

Microblog: 2012-05-14

vsaket@gmail.com — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

Six Ways Yahoo! can get cool again. http://t.co/YKXNZY9q #
@sreejithrk they raped Flickr and Delicious, declined the sale to Microsoft. And generally acted like jackasses. They've had it coming. in reply to sreejithrk #
@priyal new DP is scary. Wow. in reply to priyal #
@sunainak movie I say. in reply to sunainak #
@priyal demented is the word in reply to priyal #
@priyal why, thank you in reply to priyal #
@Shadez hello yourself. #
@rish404 Your statement sounds neither grammatically nor scientifically correct. @dkris in reply to rish404 #
@rish404 @dkris sure, but have studied enough to tell you that each on of us is larger than your average dust particle. in reply to rish404 #
@rish404 @dkris Don't know why I even had to respond to that, It's just that retarded retweets get to me sometimes. Sorry. #nevermind in reply to rish404 #
@rish404 @dkris Earth's *relative* size, protons. Versus people being smaller than dust particles. Check original tweet. Also, no ad-hominem in reply to rish404 #
Buying Apple products means hating yourself when the next version comes out. On that note, iPhone 5 will probably come with Siri's mother. #

Microblog: 2012-05-13

vsaket@gmail.com — Sun, 13 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

No matter where you go on the Internet, the creepy tittysucking TIME cover stares at you. Sure, it's controversial, but enough already! #
@sunainak well, it's all over anything that qualifies as a news website. Can't flip two pages on iOS Flipboard app without it popping up! in reply to sunainak #
@aadisht moved here last year. Where are you at? in reply to aadisht #
@aadisht no worries. I'm in Saket. Not that far, actually. Whatever works, good either way. in reply to aadisht #

Microblog: 2012-05-12

vsaket@gmail.com — Sat, 12 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

The salesman and the developer (via @sidharthrao) http://t.co/fgFZr836 #
Transforming Chess Set. I want. http://t.co/xRqe62ml #
@AaruC oh hey, you are alive! in reply to AaruC #
@AaruC and while we are at it,I already have a transformer toy collection in reply to AaruC #
@AaruC welcome back. Twitter has missed you! in reply to AaruC #
Are You an Erotic Person? Find Out Right Now. (well, I seem to be one) http://t.co/YF2yOJif #
Fucking A! Is that a bus or a Batmobile? RT @FastCoExist: No More Slow Commuting: This Superbus Goes 155 MPH http://t.co/RX8XN6Xj #
Pottermore? JK Rowling, you are a whore. #nevermind #
@aadisht really? been a while since we met. Gimme a holler if you wanna catch up! in reply to aadisht #
Gay Marriage and US Politics. As nations grow richer, contentious issues grow even more frivolous! #
Dear Al Jazeera, we all know Islam is actually the nicest religion the world. Okay, nobody blame me. I'm only a politically correct atheist. #
Just watched the Fringe season 4 finale. Severely sad, and a huge fucking letdown! #
Guess what brand my next TV is going to be? http://t.co/gm6BoxRN #

Microblog: 2012-05-11

vsaket@gmail.com — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

@priyal Cheers! in reply to priyal #
Inventor of the Thukpa, my personal thanks to you! #

Microblog: 2012-05-10

vsaket@gmail.com — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

Hindus unsafe in Pakistan? Asks CNN. Well, of course they are and the idiots have themselves to blame. Should have played it smart in 1947! #
@Airtel_Presence Call me right now. in reply to Airtel_Presence #
@DilliDurAst who the fuck is Chisti? in reply to DilliDurAst #
@acmhatre @gkhamba I'm all for offensiveness. Bring on more, I say. in reply to acmhatre #
@DilliDurAst Pakistani prisoner? kill him, kill him!! in reply to DilliDurAst #
@acmhatre @gkhamba freedom of speech has to be utter and total. Otherwise it doesn't make sense. in reply to acmhatre #
@acmhatre @gkhamba I am. Is the damn thing on iTunes yet, though? in reply to acmhatre #
Give me about 50 pounds of C4 and I'll immediately fix everything that is wrong with this place #bombhasbeenplanted @webchutney #

Microblog: 2012-05-09

vsaket@gmail.com — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

We've got to air condition this whole goddamned city. Somehow! #delhionfire #
@nileshgr I'm sure that's gonna work out great. in reply to nileshgr #
Apple should sue these bastards: HP's Glass Wonder Now Has a Smaller, Cheaper and Aluminum-Clad Sibling http://t.co/aXCA59fB #
Film Crit Hulk Reviews Mark Ruffalo's Performance as Hulk http://t.co/iYuAVt92 #
What, Microsoft fucked up on Windows Phone, again?http://t.co/nwc8ww2G #
And while we are at it, I like how you don't bother to autocorrect either Microsoft or Windows, iPhone. Nice touch there. #
Kopimism: Can't say TIL because I already new. But those who don't should be amused! http://t.co/Of22lXzY #
Dear HP, try thinking original sometimes, you assholes. http://t.co/G9pcMWz1 #
Dear Pragyan Ojha, kindly share your thoughts on what it feels like, being raped by a giant black man. #
Power cut. At 12 a.m. Fix this, Delhi. And nobody will doubt this is the awesomest city in the country. #

Microblog: 2012-05-08

vsaket@gmail.com — Tue, 08 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

Leave grandma alone. Hilarious! (via @nishi_kant) http://t.co/Rj7cEUYK #
Is the Airtel 3G network down in Delhi. I'm at Saket. Getting full bars but nothing connects on either iPhone or iPad @airtel_presence #
@Airtel_Presence 9867717775. Exact location is attached to the tweet. in reply to Airtel_Presence #
Lack of Internet Explorer support equals feature. Wish I could say the same about our business! https://t.co/wUCJAOWG #
@Airtel_Presence well, started working all on its own. #nevermind in reply to Airtel_Presence #
Swallow the toad. I wish I could. #gtd #
Came upon Blade Runner rip while browsing through my hard drive. Fast forward to the ending. Tears in the rain. Still brings the chills. #
Also, the success kid has now grown up RT @raytida: TIL that there is such a thing as ROFLCon: http://t.co/DjxTNxgV #
Badass stuff! Triple Barrel Revolver Makes Anyone an Expert Marksman http://t.co/8BjLvCqV #
Now blowing up their balls. Islamic terror just got serious! RT @USATODAYnews: Second underwear bomb plot thwarted http://t.co/7ypgrXzb #

Microblog: 2012-05-07

vsaket@gmail.com — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:15:00 +0000

@priyal welcome to my world, and that sort of a thing! in reply to priyal #
@priyal was gonna say the same, my lady. Thought you'd vanished on me. Work's a bitch, what? in reply to priyal #
Love is a liability. FaltyDL album title. #justsayin #
Why do debtors age? #

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