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Adventures in Food Science.

bvllets — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:42:04 +0000

Spaghetti-o’s are nature’s sadistic way of understanding that you should cool your food before you try to eat it. Burning your lips with lava isn’t cool either.

This is probably less of an adventure and more of a reality.

Outside Line.

bvllets — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:12:44 +0000

If you’re feeling mighty ballsy when someone asks to use the phone; tell them to get an outside line you need to dial 9, then 11, then the number.

Motorized Rubs.

bvllets — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 06:07:22 +0000

I’d have to say that motorized backrubs are the biggest form of Bull Shiatsu out there.

Cat Sajak.

bvllets — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:49:22 +0000

I bet Cat Sajak would be great at hosting the Hamster Wheel of Fortune.

Eat Your Seeds.

bvllets — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:14:05 +0000

If you prefer defecation to feel like you just passed a cactus, then yes, eat the whole sunflower seed.