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New Video Games.

bvllets — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:42:43 +0000

I just got 2 new video games. One is Rockbang and the other is Guitar Zero. You don’t get many points but it tells you how talented you really are.

Real life, it’s actually challenging.

Potato Bug Basketball.

bvllets — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:16:07 +0000

Potato bugs are awesome. They just curl into a ball and you throw them in the toilet.

Balls are like great for throwing.

Asexual Solitaire.

bvllets — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:23:23 +0000

I often wonder if the best solitaire player ever was asexual.

Rear Entry.

bvllets — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:13:44 +0000

Maybe it’s me but I keep seeing these movies about back doors. Today at the library I saw “My Back Door is Open” and “Back Door MILFs” in the same row of movies. Alphabetically I’m sure it’s correct but…

Why doesn’t somebody fix the fucking front fucking door for these fucking sluts? Hello?

Master P’s Theatre.

bvllets — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:35:51 +0000

Master P’s Theatre?

Would be hilarious. Imagine watching “I Got the Hook Up” and “I’m Bout’ It” on PBS.

Eventually, Master P he would finish those unfinished movie projects like “I’m ‘Bout It, ‘Bout It”, “I’m All About ‘Bout It, ‘Bout It”, “I’m All ‘Bout Bein’ ‘Bout My Latest Movie About Being ‘Bout It, ‘Bout It” and “Bouters 7 - What’sis all’Bout Again?”.

I guess this probably won’t ever happen. Hollywood racism is alive and well. How rude.