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World Series of Puker.

bvllets — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 10:56:31 +0000

I just got a World Series of Puker T-Shirt but you can’t read the logo.

Johnson Villa.

bvllets — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 10:55:13 +0000

I text messaged my email myself the day after my birthday. It might have been during my regular or extended birthday, I’m not sure. Doesn’t matter so much since It’s really awesome. I’m glad I did it. Let me tell you what it is…

“Nothing brings the family together like Johnsonville italian sausage”

I Gotta Go, It’s Miller Time.

bvllets — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 19:22:00 +0000

This ad on my ESPN fantasy football team page looks much better turned 90 degrees counterclockwise.

Hanging out with Models.

bvllets — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 07:45:26 +0000

If you tell someone you’re hanging out with models, make sure you tell them that they’re really well crafted muscle cars and supersonic aircraft built straight from the kit, glued to approximate scale military spec standards and not that snap-tite well your eyes don’t line up legoland mom present oh thanks for the retard gift bullshit. Real models we’re talking about here.

Maybe I sniffed too much glue but I’m sure anyone would be impressed at that.

Card Games.

bvllets — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 05:34:21 +0000

We played Poker in the bathroom last Saturday with a couple of people. Deuces were wild and I had a Royal Flush.

Solid pot. Everyone was all in.