Wacky&Fun Edibles

Great Northern Popcorn Vortex Cotton Candy Machine

2011-12-22T16:26:00.001-08:00

Great Northern Popcorn Vortex Cotton Candy Machine

Create delicious, sugary concoctions that your friends and family will love when you use the Great Northern Popcorn Vortex Cotton Candy Machine (6301). This commercial quality candy machine can create one (1) cotton candy cone every 30 seconds, giving you an ample amount of time to make enough cotton candy for everyone! The easy-to-clean stainless steel kettle ensures that your cotton candy will be in a sterile environment, and that your food won't be susceptible to germs and bacteria.

A built-in storage drawer allows you to hold your accessories like scoops and cotton candy cones for easy accessibility, which adds convenience to the entire cotton candy-making experience. The performance grade motor enables this machine to work hard to serve everyone, while the quiet operation lets you work the machine without even knowing that it's on. Perfect for serving anyone who wants to relive the joys of the carnival, this machine is great for practically any use.

Easy to Use:
The simple on/off switch makes it easy to power on the machine, and all you have to do is dip the cone in the machine to make your cotton candy

Extra Storage:

A built-in storage drawer allows you to hold accessories for easy access

Food Safety:

Easy-to-clean parts makes it easier and safer to create food for kids and adults alike

Wasabi Gumballs

2011-11-18T14:53:00.001-08:00

Wasabi Gumballs

Like a ninja, wasabi sneaks up on you. With ninjas, one moment you are partying down and the next moment you are dead in fifteen different ways. With wasabi, one moment you're innocently enjoying some nigiri, the next moment you're squinting, wincing and reaching for the sake. And then next, next moment you are wincing even more as you realize your "good friends" put wasabi in your sake too. Stupid friends. But there is a safer way to enjoy wasabi - these new Wasabi Gumballs! With these Wasabi Gumballs you don't have to go out for sushi to experience that intense explosion of pleasure/pain. Each tin contains twenty-two wasabi flavored gumballs and has amusing sushi chef graphics. And you can tell these gumballs are wasabi-rific by the chef's anger and raised cleaver. Because nothing says "please share in the pleasure of my gumballs" like a raised cleaver. Wasabi! For nutritional information, click here.

Great Northern Popcorn Vortex Cotton Candy Machine

2011-11-11T14:51:00.001-08:00

Great Northern Popcorn Vortex Cotton Candy Machine

Easy to Use:
The simple on/off switch makes it easy to power on the machine, and all you have to do is dip the cone in the machine to make your cotton candy

Extra Storage:

A built-in storage drawer allows you to hold accessories for easy access

Food Safety:

Easy-to-clean parts makes it easier and safer to create food for kids and adults alike

Candy Jar

2011-10-31T09:50:00.001-07:00

Canned Unicorn Meat

2011-09-23T07:16:00.001-07:00

Canned Unicorn Meat

Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do. Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

Rock Star Personalized Photo Candy Bar

2011-09-10T14:04:00.000-07:00

Rock Star Personalized Photo Candy Bar Personalized Candy Bar With Wrapper Each

Treat them like rock stars with personalized photo candy bars. Our exclusive Rock Star Photo Candy Bar features a colorful rock and roll light show and ROCK icon with flying v guitars. Best of all, you can add a photo and your own special message on both the front and back of these one of a kind chocolate bars. Select from our milk chocolate, dark chocolate, mint chocolate or milk chocolate crisp candy bars. Each candy bar is 1.5 ounces of real chocolate. The 5 1/4" long x 2" wide candy bars are sure to be a hit at your party or event. Are you a white chocolate fan or want a candy bar with almonds? Not a problem, opt for the Rock Star Photo Candy Bar Wrapper. We'll supply you with the one of a kind wrapper, you supply the chocolate. For easy assembly we suggest using our Permanent Adhesive Tape.

Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink

2011-09-05T02:33:00.000-07:00

Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink

Illegal in the Federation from around 2280 to 2370, Romulan Ale is a very sought after alcoholic beverage - one that has been described as producing instant intoxication. Ok, so we're not gonna sell you that (we're keeping that for ourselves). BUT, we have found that there is another version of Romulan Ale, popular amongst the hard workers of Romulus: Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink! Of course, we added the "Star Trek", but this is the real stuff - delivered to you through the magic of wormholes, warp technology, smuggling, and just a little bit of bribing. Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink will not make you drunk. What it will do is ramp up your body for anything. It's got vitamins (like B6 and B12), ginseng, and loads of caffeine (84 mg per easy-to-drink-in-one-sitting-because-it-tastes-so-good can), all wrapped up in a yummy berry taste. And it's blue. Aaaand, it comes in a six pack, just like you'd get at your local Romulan Quickie Mart. Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink is full of alien technology and taste to keep you awake and alert. You know, so you can keep on trekkin' (sorry, we had to). For nutrition information, click here. Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink A tasty, blue beverage loaded with berry flavor. Sold in packs of 6 (aka: 6 packs). Banned in some sectors of the galaxy (but we won't tell). Urine free! Caffeine Content: 84 mg per can. Net Wt.: 8.4 fl oz.

Mana Energy Potion

2011-09-04T12:53:00.000-07:00

Mana Energy Potion

You've been there before. You are playing your level 70 priest and are about to cast Circle of Healing to revitalize your group during a raid in the bowels of Azeroth's nether regions. But alas, you've been playing for 40 hours straight, and you fall asleep before you can cast the spell. And then everyone in your group dies. And then they all hate you. All because you couldn't stay awake. Loser. Well, let us deliver your salvation from this impending disaster. Let us gift you with more Mana - Mana Energy Potion, that is. Mana Energy Potion was created with gamers in mind. Each tiny shot (in perhaps the coolest bottle ever) gives you as much get-up-and-kill as 2 Red Bulls® or 4 cups of office coffee (i.e. the crappy kind). Each shot is sorta sweet/tart in a delightful way and will load you up with caffeine and tons of brain boosters (and yet, no sugar). If you want more Mana in your game, then you need more Mana Energy Potion in your life. Mana Energy Potion - because licking your monitor is dumb. For nutritional information, click here. Mana Energy Potion Each tiny shot is loaded with 160mg of caffeine and tons of other energy boosters. As much caffeine as two cans of Red Bull® Provides 5-8 hours of smooth energy. No sugar, so no aftercrash. Net Wt.: 1.69oz.

Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix

2011-08-23T07:40:00.000-07:00

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Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix

We just had a big ol' cup of hot cocoa. AAAAH. It's hard to type right now because we are so jacked on caffeine and sugar now that we are actually floating above our chairs. LOOK A BUTTERFLY! We didn't use boring hot cocoa, we used our Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix, and our minds are racing and spastic. Read on! OR ELSE. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix is exactly what it says. Each cup has about 175mg of caffeine in it. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix comes in three delicious flavors: Double-Dutch Chocolate, French Vanilla, and Pumpkin Spice. TY HAS A GOATEE NOW - DOES THAT MEAN HE'S EVIL TY? Can you tell we're a little caffeinated? BECAUSE WE ARE! Whew - hurry and buy some now, so you can get your tastebuds and mind racing, too. Because otherwise, we'll drink all theCaffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix and then we'll explode. PRETZEL JELLYBEANS! Directions: Mix a few spoonfuls into an 8oz glass of water. Of course, you can always add more! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix Super delicious hot cocoa mix, that just happens to be ultra-caffeinated! Three flavors to choose from: Double-Dutch Chocolate, French Vanilla, and Pumpkin Spice. Each packaged in a resealable zipper pack. Caffeine Content: 175mg per 8oz serving (and that's 8oz including the water) Servings Per Bag: approx. 38 Net Wt: 12 oz.

Crackheads

2011-08-22T07:39:00.000-07:00

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Crackheads

It's hard sometimes. You can't bring crackheads home, or your parents (no matter how old) will yell at you. You can't bring them to work, or you risk losing your job. And you can't really hang out with them, or you risk being arrested. But now we've discovered Crackheads (the capital "C" is very important here), a delicious way to give yourself a nice, legal buzz with everyone's favorite drug of choice: caffeine! Crackheads are white and dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and dang are they ever tasty! Each 1.3oz box has about 30-32 Crackheads inside, which packs a nice punch of about 200mg of caffeine per box. And 200mg of caffeine is a very sweet treat indeed. And if you are crazy, try the Hyper Crackheads (officially, Crackheads2). Each box of those dark chocolate and candy coated beauties packs 600mg of caffine! OMG! But seriously, there is nothing more enjoyable than inviting someone to your office to enjoy some Crackheads and Bawls. For nutritional information, click here.

Narwhal Horn Mints

2011-08-21T07:38:00.000-07:00

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Narwhal Horn Mints

Narwhals are the unicorns of the seas. They live in the arctic and love eating fish. As a result, their breath stinks. No, not just stinks - it reeks! So what do narwhals do to freshen their breath? Well, they just eat more fish (see, they don't care about fish breath). But if you have fish breath, you need some mints. And not just any mints; you need Narwhal Horn Mints! Narwhal Horn Mints are shaped just like the horn of the narwhal. Of course, it's not really a horn, we know that (it's actually an extra-long tooth), but that's what everyone is calling them and we just want to fit in. Each tin of Narwhal Horn Mints has about 10 mints in it. They are tasty, they are minty, and they will leave your breath with an arctic cool. Get it? 'Cause narwhals live in the arctic? Nevermind. Just buy some Narwhal Horn Mints - your breath stinks. For nutrition information, click here. Narwhal Horn Mints Mints shaped like narwhal horns! Perfect for combating stinky fish breath. Net Wt. 0.88oz (about 10 mints) Dimensions: Mint Horns: 2.375" long Tin: 2.75" x 1.625" x 0.5"

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

2011-08-20T07:37:00.000-07:00

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Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm now provides SPF 15 protection! Developed by an Alaskan Police Officer, who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts, Spazzstick is the world's only caffeinated lip balm. Spazzstick is made in a vast underground volcano lair by the busy hands of industrious worker trolls in a beautiful little Eskimo Village called Kaktovik, AK, by the inventor of Spazzstick and his hordes of worker trolls in a vast underground volcano lair. Why trolls? Trolls are hard workers, require very few benefits, and are never late to work, mainly because they never go home. The direct result is that the minions work hard and pass the savings on to you. We have found that trolls are sanitary, dependable, hard-working people who have thus far been able to produce nothing but the highest quality, caffeinated lip balms that the world has ever seen. Your choice of either Vanilla Toffee or Cool Mint. Believe us, both are lip smackin' delicious. For ingredients, click here.

Think Gum Energizing Gum

2011-08-19T07:35:00.000-07:00

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Think Gum Energizing Gum

Teachers have had it wrong all these years. Chewing gum in class is not a bad thing. Yes, it can sometimes lead to stickiness under chairs and rude slurping sounds. But it can also be a very positive thing if you're chewing the right gum, that is. And the gum you should be chewing is: Think Gum. Because Think Gum has everything in it to kick your brain's butt into gear (yes, your brain has a butt - take our word for it). It's true. The makers of Think Gum have loaded it with tons of naturally mind-enhancing stuff. There's peppermint to invigorate your mind and senses; rosemary (a neural protector) to keep your brain cells healthy; vinpocetine (a cerebral vasodilator) to increase blood flow to your brain and help with memory; bacopa to speed up information processing; ginkgo biloba to improve memory and cognition; and guarana to give you an all natural hit of caffeine (20 mg per serving - just enough to boost all the other memory enhancing ingredients, but not enough to make you jittery). If you like thinking (and we know you do), then get yourselves some Think Gum now - your brain will thank you. Each pack contains 12 pieces. Each 3 pack contains...well, you can do the math. For nutritional information, click here.

Black Black Gum/Candy

2011-08-18T07:33:00.000-07:00

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Black Black Gum/Candy

That's right, 'Hi-Technical Taste'. Packaging doesn't lie. Occasionaly you'll even get a stick with 'Yes, Chewing!' written on it. Black Black by Lotte is the powerfully caffeinated gum and candy sensation from Japan. Made famous in the U.S. by Wired Magazine, Black Black also contains Vitamin B-3, ginseng and oolong tea. In Japan the Black Black commercials feature none other than Jean-Claude Van Damme performing his wild gymnastical kung foo stylings. Has so much hype ever surrounded a gum before? No! Your choice of either 1 or 4 packs of Black Black gum, or 1 or 4 packs of Black Black candy. Each gum pack contains 9 individually wrapped sticks of gum. The gum is actually soft charcoal in color. Each candy pack contains 12 pieces of candy. The flavor for both is intensely minty. Ingredients in Black Black Gum are: sugar, starch syrup, grape sugar, erisuritol, oolong tea extract, gingko extract, chrysanthemum flower extract, gum base, flavorings, coloring agents (cacao, gardenia), caffeine, niacinamide. Note: niacinamide is NOT nicotine as some rumors have suggested. It's a form of Vitamin B-3. This product contains gelatin, packs a punch, and offers a unique 'Long Live' sensation. Get some Black Black and be a part of the new Hi-Technical universe today!

RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer

2011-08-17T06:29:00.000-07:00

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RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer 4-Pack

When ye sail the seven seas, scouring the ocean for booty, there be two foes ye never expect: exhaustion and scurvy. One will addle yer mind and the other will scuttle yer gums. Well, it be high time someone comes up with a brew to take care of both enemies in a single shot. And they have. Presenting RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer - the only root beer to combat sleepiness and scurvy. And it be tasting pretty darn good, ta boot! Each 12oz. bottle of RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer is loaded with 120mg of caffeine and a full daily dose of Vitamin C. Oh, and then we throw in a bit of the natural (and, dare we say, seductive) guarana plant, for even more kick. Plus, the pirate theme is just great fun. The taste is fantastic, too: picture a great root beer with a splash of orange, ending with just a hint of spiciness. Our mouths are watering just thinking about it. RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer will have you singing shanties and hoisting sails, without pause or loss of teeth, as soon as you take the first sip. Aarrrrgh-aaaaahhhh! For nutrition information, click here.

DIY Drinking Strawz

2011-08-16T06:26:00.000-07:00

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DIY Drinking Strawz

Liquids are fun outside your body (like swimming in a lake or pre-set grape gelatin) and they are fun inside your body (like Bawls, Jolt, and the occasional Zima - just kidding). But really, the big problem comes when deciding how to make fun liquid get from outside your body to inside your body. Our favorite method is drinking. And when we drink, we like using straws. But sometimes a straight straw is boring. So we combined a few chemicals in a test tube and DIY Drinking Strawz were born. Composed of 44 dishwasher safe components, DIY Drinking Strawz guarantee that liquids get into your body exactly how you want them to. Want to mix drinks? Well, then build your straw to dip into two (or more) cups. Want to share? Then build an extra drinking branch. Want to mix drinks AND share? You can do that too!!! Amazing, ain't it? And hey, if you want to go nuts and really suck, you can buy more than one set and make a mondo-gigantic straw. You could be the Suck-Meister. Please Note: Colors may vary from those shown. DIY Drinking Strawz Includes 44 pieces: 20 flexible connectors and 24 translucent straw pieces (12 - 5" strawz and 12 - 2.875" strawz). The connectors rubbery TPE (which isn't rubber at all, but a food safe plastic) and the strawz are Polypropylene. Dishwasher safe.

Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows

2011-08-15T06:38:00.000-07:00

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Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows

Nothing beats that first cup of coffee in the morning. The smell teasing your nose; the hot liquid caressing your pallet; the caffeine making sweet, sweet love to your brain chemistry - droooooool. Hey, coffee is serious business. But sometimes, alas, there just isn't time to enjoy a real cup of coffee - oh the huge manatee, right? Well fear not, because we have a solution! If you don't have the time to devote to your morning brew, or if you just need a massive pick-me-up during the day, then you need to stock up on Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows. Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows are chunks of pure magic. Each pack has three mallows: on Java, one Coffee, and one Mocha. Each mallow is made with real espresso or coffee and is therefore loaded with caffeine. And dang do we mean loaded. The Coffee and Mocha mallows have 200mg of caffeine per mallow and the Java mallows have 280 mg of caffeine (that's three and a half bottles of BAWLS worth, for those of you keeping score). Eat one of these Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows and you will get a jolt of coffee taste, a massive charge of caffeine, and a smile on your face. For all those moments you don't have the minutes for coffee, you can still get the delicious taste and the much-needed caffeine you crave with Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows. And we haven't even mentioned adding one to hot cocoa. Oh my! For nutrition information, click here. Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows A three pack of delicious marshmallows, crammed with taste and caffeine. One of each of three flavors: Java, Mocha, and Coffee. Made with double espresso, coffee, and cocoa plus roasted cocoa bits. Caffeine Content: Java: 280mg per mallow Mocha: 200mg per mallow Coffee: 200mg per mallow Made with Kosher certified beef gelatin. Net Wt.: 1 oz per mallow.

Original Ring Thing

2011-08-14T06:51:00.000-07:00

Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix

2011-08-13T07:12:00.000-07:00

Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix

Love Energy Potion

2011-08-12T06:26:00.000-07:00

Love Energy Potion

Love potions have been around for ages. Ever since the first person was told, "Let's just be friends," people have been searching for a magical elixir to sway the mood of the uninterested. Well, this ain't it. What this is, however, is the only love potion you will ever need to get yourself in the mood. Love Energy Potion is a little bottle of magical magic. Read on, alchemist-to-be. Love Energy Potion is chock full of goodies to get your body in high gear and ready for action. 90mg of caffeine per tiny, 1.69oz bottle (that's more caffeine than a standard 8oz energy drink) plus a load of vitamins awaits you. Plus, since this is a love potion, you'll get some aphrodisiacs: damiana to relax you, ashwaganda to relax and titillate you, and horny goat weed to . . . well, you can guess by its name. Drink it by the ounce, drink it by the dram - but imbibing Love Energy Potion will make certain you are ready for love. For nutrition information, click here. Love Energy Potion A tiny bottle full of some powerful energy and love enhancers. Delicious strawberry flavor. Available in single bottles or as a six pack. Caffeine Content: 90mg per bottle. Lovin' Content: Damiana, Ashwaganda, and Horny Goat Weed. Net Wt.: 1.69oz per bottle.

Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

2011-08-11T16:06:00.000-07:00

Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds, but the exact cause is still a mystery). But the berries work, and it's a miracle. Now you know we wouldn't sell you something without trying it first. So, we did. Limes suddenly tasted like the sweetest, most perfect limeade ever. Oranges (already quite sweet) tasted like they were imported from an Alien world or plucked straight from the Garden of Eden (truly, words can't describe the life-altering sensations caused by these little tablets). Snozzberries in our wallpaper tasted like . . . ok, they were just boogers (tip to self: don't lick wallpaper). But seriously, these little things are incredible. You can join the new craze of hosting "flavor tripping" parties. Everyone gets a dose of Miracle Berry, and then you taste things. You can even help your diet with Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - healthy yucky foods will taste like candy and you won't crave sugar-laden (i.e. fattening) candy anymore. See...it's a miracle! Please note: Highly acidic foods (like pure lemon juice) will taste wonderful, but will still harm your mouth if you drink too much. Also, if you are outside of the US, please check your local laws before ordering (just to make sure your order doesn't get stopped at customs).

Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers

2011-08-11T10:08:00.000-07:00

Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers

Relaxing at the space station's bar, you order the house special and are presented with a glowing blue drink. At the bottom of the glass you see something; and it appears to be moving. You can't quite tell if it's a flower from a far off world dancing in the carbonation, or the tentacles of some creature waiting patiently to make you its repast. The barkeep assures you it's safe. "It's just an Edible Wild Hibiscus Flower," he says, "suck it down . . . if you dare!" And you should dare, because Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers might look like baby Cthulhu, but they are magically delicious. Tasting a little bit like raspberry (and a little bit like something not of this world), they make an incredible garnish on or in any dish you create. But the real beauty (as you can tell by the pictures) is enhancing your inebriating beverages. They make your martini extra exotic and add an unheard of layer of romance to a glass of champagne. Or you can just pull some Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers out of the jar and pretend you are eating alien anemones before they eat you. Because you never know . . . they just might try!

Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum

2011-08-10T16:05:00.000-07:00

Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum

Here's some neat history: the Ancient Greeks did not consider the Unicorn a mythological creature - they believe it was real! Some people think this is silly, but we know the truth. Unicorns are real. They are a consolidation of everything right, good, honest, and innocent in the universe - and they fart rainbows. And when Unicorns fart rainbows, sometimes little pellets fall out. Pixies (also real) collect these pellets and package them as Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum. But don't think of chewing Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum as chewing Unicorn poop. They are not poop - they are rainbow droppings. They are also fruity, delicious, and fun to chew. Oh, and the fun doesn't end when you chew the last piece. Printed on the inside of each box (so open them carefully) is a special message from the Unicorns to you. Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum - taste the magic only Unicorns can make (when they fart rainbows). For nutrition information, click here. Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum A truly magical, taste sensation. 8 pieces of delicious, fruit flavored gum per tiny box. Each box contains a special unicorn message printed on the inside of the box. Box Dimensions: a little over 2.5" long

Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

2011-08-10T09:04:00.000-07:00

Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

You've stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you're not sure what they are, but dang are they good. And then the bill arrives - with fortune cookies. The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice life can be as you are parted with your money; a reminder of the delicious meal you just ate. Cracking the cookie, you read the fortune inside: "You will die alone and poorly dressed." It's at that moment, when you are stunned and your friends laugh at you, that you realize you've been slipped a Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookie. See, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. However each of the 10 cookies contains a mean, evil, funny, or depressing fortune. The wrappers are blank, encouraging you to prank friends, family, coworkers, strangers, anyone! Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies also make great gifts to encourage creative anarchy in others. Like syphilis, but funnier and more tasty, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies are the gift that keeps on giving. For nutrition information, click here. Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside. Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target. 10 individually wrapped cookies per package - each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats). WARNING: Not for children. Trust us. Packaging: All 10 cookies come packed in a quart sized take out box. Yum.

Onion Ring Mints

2011-08-09T15:03:00.000-07:00

Onion Ring Mints

Our resident Onion Ring expert, Shane, was the first monkey here to try these Onion Ring Mints. He said they tasted like breaded onion rings, not beer battered - and much like the rings from that fast food restaurant with a demented King as its mascot. Then he admitted to having an onion ring problem (hey, it's the first step to recovery) and checked himself into rehab. He's doing well now, we hear. And though we miss Shane, there's a silver lining to this sad tale: one less person to share our Onion Ring Mints with. Huzzah! Because, they really are that good. Onion Ring Mints don't have a crazy, overpowering taste as you might expect, but rather a pleasant, oniony flavor. Onion Ring Mints are perfect for whenever you get the craving, but can't get the onion rings. Oh, and Shane, if you can read this, we've rented your desk out to drifters. For nutritional information, click here.

Wacky&Fun Edibles

Great Northern Popcorn Vortex Cotton Candy Machine

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Wasabi Gumballs

Great Northern Popcorn Vortex Cotton Candy Machine

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Candy Jar

Canned Unicorn Meat

Rock Star Personalized Photo Candy Bar

Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink

Mana Energy Potion

Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix

Crackheads

Narwhal Horn Mints

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

Think Gum Energizing Gum

Black Black Gum/Candy

RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer

DIY Drinking Strawz

Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows

Original Ring Thing

Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix

Love Energy Potion

Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers

Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum

Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

Onion Ring Mints