Wacky&Fun T-Shirts & Apparel

Star Trek Uniform Creepers

2011-11-13T11:53:00.001-08:00

Camp Shirt for Gadget Freaks

2011-11-11T13:39:00.001-08:00

Camp Shirt for Gadget Freaks

The perfect camp shirt just makes you feel more relaxed while wearing it. Casual Friday isn't exactly kicking back on the beach with the latest sci-fi paperback and a margarita ("and I said no salt"), but when we get a draft off the cool breeze from the server closet, we can dream. This shirt makes us feel that much closer to toes in the sand. This work shirt features three pockets (one chest with magnetic closure, two side-seam) with SeV's tested weight management system, which keeps it from looking like you're carrying your work with you. It also has the Personal Area Network (PAN) system of holes and conduits so that your headphones stay right where you need them, untangled and not on display. The modal/polyester blend is sand-washed for extra softness. Machine washable. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the shirt, not the shirt itself. S M L XL XXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in.

Utilikilt

2011-11-08T12:57:00.001-08:00

Utilikilt

What are ye starin' at, ye wee girl?! This be no skirt, this be a Utilikilt! Fashioned after the traditional garb of the Celtic warrior. Now of course ye know, William Wallace has ne'er worn a kilt - they weren't invented until Willie had been stone dead for nearly four-hundred years, but they're still all about freedom! Made from a poly-cotton blend so it's durable and yet soft. It's got lots of pockets for your crap, so you can carry a cellphone, or screwdrivers, or a beer should the need arise. Big riveted snaps keep everything safe and secure, including your manhood. Even geek demi-god Patrick Norton proudly wears his Utilikilt! Now, PAY ATTENTION! Those pants you're wearing - odds are the waist size is a lie! If you're used to wearing size 34 jeans, it's likely you'll need a size 36 Utilikilt. Oi! You! I said PAY ATTENTION! Get out a tape measure and measure your waist with yer sissy-boy pants ON! See that number? That's the size you need. I don't want to be hearin' any of you crying to yer mum, "Oh, I bought the wrong size!" Man-up, ye precious thing and get it right the first time!

The Friendship Algorithm Flowchart

2011-10-31T09:35:00.000-07:00

The Friendship Algorithm Flowchart

It's not surprising that when Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory decides he needs a new friend (Bawwy Kwipke, because of his wole with the Open Science Gwid Computew), he approaches the problem scientifically. Because we all occasionally need a little help doing that, we've reproduced his flowchart on this shirt. Unfortunately, it's difficult to follow the arrows when you're wearing it so you either need to convince an extant friend to wear this shirt with you (which can lead to awkward questions) or rig a series of mirrors. We recommend the mirrors. It involves fewer humans. This shirt features the flowchart from "The Friendship Algorithm," season 2, episode 13 on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. To check out the full flowchart (lo-res but readable), click here.

T-65 X-wing Starfighter Schematic

2011-10-19T15:10:00.000-07:00

T-65 X-wing Starfighter Schematic

Be sure to zoom in on this design to get the full effect. All sorts of bits are called out. We're particularly fond of the diagram of the S-foil wing assembly at the bottom right of the design (left of the shirt), shown folded out with arrows and fainter lines for the locked configuration. Well, that and the line indicating proper placement of your "astromech droid." Bonus points if you know why there's an asterisk after Incom 4L4 Fusial Thrust Engine. If you don't, click and drag your mouse across the below: "Alternate Configurations May Use Incom 4j.4 Fusial Thrust Engines." Omnibus: X-wing Rogue Squadron, Volume 1 Schematics for the Incom T-65 X-wing starfighter in white, grey and blue on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.

Tony Stark Light up LED Iron Man Shirt

2011-09-23T07:24:00.000-07:00

Tony Stark Light up LED Iron Man Shirt

This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.

Smurfs Group Logo T-Shirt Sheer by JUNK FOOD

2011-09-10T12:38:00.000-07:00

Merlotte's Bar and Grill Waitress Uniform

2011-09-05T02:30:00.001-07:00

Merlotte's Bar and Grill Waitress Uniform

Come work for Merlotte's Bar and Grill, consistently rated #1 bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana (it helps that we're the only one). Must provide prompt and courteous service to patrons, make menu and daily special recommendations. Hours vary. This is a family place. Locals only. Interested applicants should ask for Sam. Note to copy editor: Because of our high turnover, please run ad continuously. Merlotte's Bar and Grill logo over the chest with the words TrueBlood in grey beneath on a white, fashion-weight (which means it's thin and soft) babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is a more straight-cut shirt than many of our offerings, meaning the waist measurement isn't significantly smaller than the chest. S M L XL 2X Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 37 in. 40 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. Length 25 3/8 in. 26 in. 26 5/8 in. 27 1/4 in. 27 7/8 in.

SeV Cotton Hoodie

2011-09-04T11:54:00.000-07:00

SeV Cotton Hoodie

You know the best thing about ScotteVest products? All the pockets. You know the worst thing about SeV products? All the pockets. Not cause they're bulky (they're engineered not to be), but because you're gonna put stuff in them that you're totally going to forget. And because of SeV's weight distribution system, you won't feel a thing. The best solution is never to leave the house without your SeV. Then you know you have everything... someplace on your person. This hoodie has 13 pockets that use SeV's specially-developed weight management system to keep you from looking bulky. Most of the pockets also are integrated into the Personal Area Network (PAN) system so that your headphones stay right where you need them, untangled. And some interior pockets are clear so that you can control your devices (including those with capacitive touch) without removing them. SeV Cotton Hoodie in charcoal grey, 100% cotton jersey. Machine washable. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the shirt, not the shirt itself. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Length 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 33 in. 34 in. 35 in. 36 in. 37 in. 37 in.

2+2=5

2011-08-31T13:25:00.000-07:00

Star Wars Costume Hoodies

2011-08-21T05:45:00.000-07:00

Star Wars Costume Hoodies

Maybe you're a member of the 501st, but not every occasion calls for full armor. Driving to an event? Easier without the hermetic collar hindering your lane-change head turn. Filling your gas tank? That rocket pack may make folks nervously eye the "no smoking" signs. Grocery shopping? The body glove will protect you from the frozen foods section, but the gloves make it hard to get your money out of your wallet. Speaking of which, where do you PUT your wallet if you're a Stormtrooper? It ain't like that butt plate has pockets. So for your casual days, let us offer this option: the Star Wars Costume Hoodie. The hood itself is printed, and you can zip it up for additional anonymity. The Darth Vader has a classy pinstripe look on the arms and a blank back. The Stormtrooper has the Star Wars logo on the back. Our favorite, though, is the Boba Fett, complete with rocket pack printed on the back. Long-sleeve, full-zip hooded sweatshirts are 60% cotton / 40% polyester. They have two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The ink on this is really soft compared to most of our hoodies. Note that the zipper extends all the way up the hood the hood. The eyes on the sides of the hood are mesh so they're see-through. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water and lay flat to dry.

Rats! Space Shuttle Program Shirt

2011-08-20T08:10:00.000-07:00

Rats! Space Shuttle Program Shirt

For one generation, the question was "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" All our customers remember the moment they found out about 9/11. But for a 10-15 year window of Americans in their 30s and 40s, the defining tragedy of our generation was the Challenger disaster. We know exactly what we were doing when we heard about it. We weren't around (or aware enough) to have been shaped by the moon landing or Apollo 13, and Hubble's combination of unmanned-ness plus its rocky start got it mentally written off. For this group of people, the Space Shuttle is synonymous with the U.S. space program. So the retirement of NASA's Space Shuttle Program is bittersweet for us. Okay. Honestly? There's nothing sweet about it. It's just bitter. If you're in the room with us when we watch the final launch, that's totally allergies. Or dust. Or um... eye spouts. It's a meteorological phenomenon. A dejected astronaut tugs a small Space Shuttle behind him on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Phi by Numbers Babydoll

2011-08-19T09:00:00.000-07:00

Phi by Numbers Babydoll

We think this is the most beautiful shirt we've ever made, but you might say that's irrational. *rimshot* Hey -- you're still reading! Score. So, let's talk about Phi. Phi's a number with a lot of baggage. Lots of folks make claims about it that it doesn't know about that then make it look bad. So let's go with the facts. Phi is an infinite non-repeating decimal. If we had to hum a few bars, it'd start off 1.61803. Phi is that number which is equal to its reciprocal plus one. It's related to the Fibonacci sequence. If you take a Fibonacci number, add it to the previous Fibonacci number, and divide the sum by that original Fibonacci number, you approximate Phi. It is the basis of the golden ratio. Remember analogies? Good. Two items are in golden ratio when the whole is to the larger part as the larger part is to the smaller part. The golden ratio is supposedly aesthetically pleasing, but at this point we're veering away from the facts.... Lowercase Phi is just more visually pleasing than uppercase Phi, and it has that all important quality -- you can draw it without having to lift your pencil. Aesthetes and slackers unite! Cardinal red babydoll (fitted) shirt with the Phi symbol in white ink on it. The first 2298 digits of Phi were used to construct the Phi symbol itself.

For Sale By Owner Babydoll

2011-08-18T09:08:00.000-07:00

For Sale By Owner Babydoll

Still under construction! You can pick out the carpet! Check out this new listing located in the highly sought-after Outer Rim School District. Bedrooms: 4+ Bathrooms: 4+ Square footage: 6.85 x 1012 (each floor on either side of the equatorial trench alone!) More features: Open floor plan. All new superlaser. Thermal exhaust ports replaced by the latest in millimeter-wide heat dispersion ducts. Granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, trash compactors. Off-site security. Unfinished basement. Lots of storage. Financing available to qualified buyers. Disclaimer: Buyer assumes all risk. For Sale By Owner sign for the Death Star II printed on an off-white, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. Waist 25 in. 27 in. 29 in. 31 in.

For Sale By Owner

2011-08-18T08:57:00.000-07:00

Come to the Dark Side Apron

2011-08-17T08:57:00.000-07:00

Come to the Dark Side Apron

The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... "Come to the dark side; we have cookies. - V" in white on a black apron. Apron stats below.

Android Polo

2011-08-16T12:55:00.000-07:00

Android Polo

You guys give us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ a lot of feedback. Some of the things you've said: I work in corporate America. I wish I could wear your stuff more often, but I can't wear t-shirts to work. I hate ironing. I hate laundry. We feel your pain. Well, not the first part, although many of us have experienced it at one point in our lives. But the second part totally resonates with us. So here's a new option. We've created this polo shirt with you in mind. It's a stain-resistant sport shirt, suitable for casual Fridays in most every situation. The odor fighting will help when you're stuck toiling next to a several-hundred-degree server for hours. The soil-release will help when you have to get on the ground to work on somebody's connection, in amongst the Doritos and M&M debris of days gone by. The wrinkle release will help when you wake up from that brief nap at your keyboard. What? You thought we didn't know? We promise not to tell. Polo shirt available in black or stone in a 5.6 oz. 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend. Wrinkle and shrink resistant. Odor fighting with a stain-release finish. 3-button placket with matching buttons and side venting for comfort. Machine wash with like colors. Tumble dry low. Iron with a warm iron if necessary. Android Logo reproduced from work created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License. Go, Creative Commons! Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 36 in. 40 in. 42 in. 45 in. 48 in.

Waffle Good Babydoll

2011-08-15T08:53:00.000-07:00

Waffle Good Babydoll

When we last left our intrepid little adventurer, he was heading out to defend all of Breakfastland from the threat of the evil baconmancer. Our courageous waffle had girded up in his shiniest armor, mounted his fastest steed, and selected only the choicest topping from his syrup rack (Assassin Vine Berry, sweet with a sour kick). With a pat for good luck from the butter, he was off. He met up with his trusty companion, the dire panda, at an inn on the way and there they discussed their plan of attack. Rumor had it the evil baconmancer was hiding somewhere in the Muffin Islands. The bartender, overhearing them, confided that he had heard that the nefarious evil do-er had some black pudding and an English muffin on his side. Or was that ochre jelly and French toast? All the little pancake and panda were sure of was that it was important that they find out. An illustration of a waffle in armor on a light pink, babydoll (fitted) shirt.

Bottle Opener Cuff Links

2011-08-14T12:50:00.000-07:00

Bottle Opener Cuff Links

There's one thing about human society that we've gotten right. Whenever people are forced to dress up in outfits requiring cufflinks, there is usually an open bar later that evening. It's like a light at the end of the awkward and uncomfortable tunnel. You may have to watch your sister marry a total buttmunch and grin as your grandma regales you with tales of her goiter, but you know that as soon as the organist plays "There Goes The Bride," you can get your drink on with your fellow groomsmen and forget it all. Since geeks hate unitaskers, we've found the perfect cufflinks. They're not just shiny. They don't just put the finishing touches on your suit. Nope, they do something totally amazing - they open your bottled beverages. Yessir, they double as bottle openers. Swipe a case from behind the open bar, drag it back to your table, and open your own brewskis while watching the bridesmaids make fools of themselves on the dance floor. Even thought you're not crashing this wedding, remember the rules. Especially #39.

Zombie Attack Hoodie

2011-08-13T09:50:00.000-07:00

Zombie Attack Hoodie

This hoodie features the battle scars you earned in your fight with the zombie hordes. Clearly, you've had better days. There are bloody handprints near the pockets and slashes across the chest. There's a deep slash across the back that reveals your exposed spine. There's a bandage on your left wrist revealing bite marks. There's a chunk of missing skull on the back of the hood, which is lined in brains. We'd say you ought to get that looked at, except there's a pretty massive blood spatter on the front of the hood around the area where your mouth would be. Which implies that you ain't one of us any more. But you put up a valiant fight, and for that we salute you. But we're not taking the helmet off, no how, no way. This charcoal grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull (not shown in the photo) is a silver-colored biohazard symbol. We recommend that you turn it inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in.

Beetlejuice Venn Diagram

2011-08-12T09:18:00.000-07:00

Brick Construction Shirt

2011-08-11T10:30:00.000-07:00

Brick Construction Shirt

Here at ThinkGeek we pride ourselves on selling the Geekiest shirts in the universe. Of course we have shirts that say clever geeky things, but we also have shirts that detect Wi-Fi, play the drums, and have a big honkin' speaker on the front. We have shirts that light up to the beat of music, and shirts that love each other so much they glow when in close proximity. Now ThinkGeek is letting you start from scratch and build your very own shirt design with the Brick Construction Shirt. Take your favorite construction blocks of choice (LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, K'NEX Bricks™ are all compatible) then start building. You can write messages, incorporate minifigs, build 3-D structures with gears, add motors... the mind boggles. The only limit is your imagination and the amount of weight you can deal with on the front of your shirt. Important Note The Brick Construction Shirt comes with the black baseplate on the front, but nothing to build with. You need to supply your own building blocks or bricks. Gotcha? The Brick Construction Shirt is designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek. It is not created or endorsed by LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks or K'NEX Bricks™... but you already knew that.

8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt

2011-08-10T10:29:00.000-07:00

8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt

The Ideal Valentine's Day Gift Staying healthy is the key to keeping yourself alive. Video game characters know this all too well. When your red heart gauge reaches zero... you die. For non-bitmap humans like you this is more of a challenge. But luckily after extensive study at ThinkGeek labs we've determined that people feel best when they are in close proximity to something that they adore. Don't understand? Well luckily for you we've created this amazing 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt to illustrate. Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey... you're depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you're fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you'll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?

Personal Soundtrack Shirt

2011-08-09T10:28:00.000-07:00

Personal Soundtrack Shirt

AS SEEN ON THE BIG BANG THEORY! Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs™ we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum movies we quickly decided that what people do in real life is NOT significantly less exciting than what fictional characters on the screen experience... but for some reason, real life just SEEMS much more boring. However, after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference... Background Music! Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we've developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt. Make Your Ordinary Life More Exciting The Personal Soundtrack Shirt is an amazing new wearable audio solution that features a working speaker embedded into the front of the shirt. When you push the appropriate button on the pocketable remote you get music or sound effects appropriate for any situation... everything from drum roll, to cat call whistle, to western showdown. Check out the chart below to see the extensive list of built in sounds and suggestions on using them for dramatic punctuation in your everyday life. Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt In Action //--> Add Your Own Sounds Don't like the built-in sounds? No problem. Simply pop in your own SD memory card loaded with MP3 files to use your own sound effects and music. The Personal Soundtrack Shirt remote has buttons from 1 to 20, each can play a different sound. The filename of your MP3 file determines which button will be used to play the sound. So if you name your file "03.mp3" it will play when you hit the "3" button on the remote. If you add an "L" to the end of the filename your sound will loop until you stop it. So "04L.mp3" would play when you hit button "4" and loop endlessly until you hit a new sound or the pause button. Got it? Remember... all this is optional. If you don't want to add your own audio files you can simply stick with the 20 built in sounds. Full instructions for loading your own sounds are included in the package. Play Music from Your iPod or other Portable Audio Player The Personal Soundtrack Shirt can also play sound from your portable audio player through the speaker on the front of the shirt. Simply connect your portable audio player to the audio "input" jack on the battery box of the shirt and power it on (you will need a male-to-male headphone cable, not included). The Soundtrack Shirt amplifies your music and you can use the volume control on your portable audio player to control the volume level of the shirt. April Fool's Joke Turned Real Yep. This unusual shirt was originally a joke produ...

Locked ON - Proximity Sensing Shirt

2011-08-08T11:27:00.000-07:00