Waiting For Vizzini

Spinach Sauce from SPACE.

2009-10-15T14:29:59-04:00

Hey. So, first things first? This bitch is moving. Yes, we are relocating to BLOGGER. Nothing against typepad at all, but I keep another blog over there and it's just easier to have everything in one spot. So update your...

I'll Never Be Ticklish Again.

2009-09-29T14:58:56-04:00

Ok, so this past weekend we had a matinee production of [EvenNewerPlay!] right? So like it's sunny, and lovely out. And like, for this play, me and my witchy counterparts are barefoot. I.E., naked feet. So me and InternWitch are...

Imma Let You Finish...Imma Let You, Atlanta...But New Orleans Had the BEST Flood EVER.

2009-09-25T10:26:27-04:00

Hello! I write to you from the top of a garbage can floating down I-285. Inappropriate joking. Seriously, yes, flooding of BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS down here in the Dirrrty South. Which to me? Signifies that we must be PURGED. WE MUST...

Brotha From Anotha Motha

2009-09-16T10:57:04-04:00

Um. Sorry that I fail you guys. But like...it's tech week? Which means all I'm doing is rehearsing, working, rehearsing, laundry, eating, possibly sleeping, then getting up and doing the same. Also? THIS BLOG has been taking much of my...

I Killed a Dude for Jesus

2009-09-09T15:57:11-04:00

So, on the road this morning, I saw a bumper sticker that said "YES LORD! We WILL ride with you!" and it reminded me of a conversation I once had with some folks about how most Christian Pop/Rock songs are...

When Viewing and Printing Porn Just Isn't Enough

2009-09-03T16:23:10-04:00

You should know that there is a man here. Yes. Fascinating. He is wearing some thug-tastic giant low-slung denim shorts. When he left the RefDesk, turning his back to me...I got to see the back of said shorts. On the...

Here at the Library, Sometimes One Must READ.

2009-08-31T14:57:05-04:00

You guys? I must tell people how to print stuff AT LEAST 30-45 times a day. Just repeating the same schpeal OVER and OVER and OVER again. In an effort to help this, some time ago, a co-worker made a...

It's on FIRE? That's Weird.

2009-08-28T10:29:54-04:00

Like that Kings of Leon song is hot? But like...what? Anyway. So, BoyKing called yesterday (which naturally filled my heart with giant spoonfulls of unicorn glitter and fairy dust) to tell me that he was cast in his first play...

Lousy Plumber

2009-08-25T14:35:31-04:00

You guys? We have a first today at the library. I have seen ass crack. Yep. Way to go guy using the copier. I'm actually sort of astounded that this is the first time in nearly 3 years of working...

You're Going to be a Zombie Board

2009-08-20T15:24:36-04:00

That is literally what I just thought my co-worker said to me. She said "you're going to be a sounding board" but I heard zombie. Interesting. So. BoyKing said he was a little frightened and dismayed by how angry my...