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DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING AT WALDO'S HOME

2010-11-24T14:06:00.000-05:00

WALDO-- "Mom, do you realize it is almost Turkey day and I have not seen a turkey laying around anywhere."

MOM-- "Well Waldo, perhaps the turkey is still walking around outside, it may have even flown away."

WALDO-- "Mom, you are so funny, you know turkeys do not fly or walk."

MOM-- "Well Waldo, where do you think turkeys come from?"

WALDO-- "Gee mom, everyone knows they are made and sold at the supermarket. You act like they were alive at one time. Now get serious, when is ours coming?"

MOM-- "Waldo, I already bought it and it is in the freezer. Also, I have the stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, eggs for ………."

WALDO-- "Sorry to interrupt, but what abut the rolls and butter? And about the dessert, what are we having? We want a cake decorated with bones on it. Miss zipper wants egg custard, whatever that is."

MOM-- "Waldo, maybe you can help with the dishes this year, in the past you seem to disappear when the dinner is finished."

WALDO-- "Mom, it is a major football day. Last year Miss Buttons hogged the TV to watch the dog show. In the morning before dinner, Miss Liberty and her friends had to watch the parade. This year I have it covered, I will not miss anything. Justice, RJ, Puzzle, Cooter, all of us guys will be sitting back and watching what we want. Not a chance that we will miss anything. The girls are out of luck."

MOM-- "Waldo, you are talking pretty positive, how can you be so sure? Tell me what is going to happen."

WALDO-- "Because mom, I have made some arrangements in advance. We guys have a plan."

MOM-- "Okay, maybe I better hear about these plans. I am listening."

WALDO-- "Well, Cooter, being just a little squirt is going to crawl behind the TV and disable the cable. Hehehe I did not realize how handy a 2 pound 9 oz Yorkie can be. Then that jumping Papillion, RJ, well he is going to jump up and push the remote to the floor. At that point, pretty boy Justice (who we all know steals so much) is going to take the remote and hide it. And Puzzle the Shih Tzu is going to provide distractions so no one notices what is going on in the living room. Yep, it is all planned and under control mom."

MOM-- "Waldo, can I assume you are the mastermind behind all of this? However, I did not hear exactly what you are actually going to be doing."

WALDO-- "That is the cool part, I am not actually gong to be doing anything. Well, I will be sitting on the TV Guide. Hehehe"

MOM-- "Okay Waldo, now I know your plans. What about the girls? Do you think this plan is fair to them? What if they want to watch TV?"

WALDO-- "Mom, they have girl stuff to do, like washing the dishes and planning to put up the Christmas decorations. They have to figure out what gifts to get us guys too."

BELLA-- "Okay Mr. Waldo, I heard everything and you are not getting by with it, is he mom?"

WALDO-- "Bella! You nosy Papillion! You hear everything with your big ears! Mom--isn't she in trouble for eavesdropping on our private conversation? Isn't she?"

MOM-- "Goodness Bella, he has a point. It is not very nice to listen in on other people's conversations. But Waldo, you are planning something sneaky that is not really fair to the girls."

WALDO-- "It is always one sided Mom. The girls always get everything. It is just not fair. Us boys never get to do anything. Come on Mom, do not destroy turkey day for us guys. PLEASE!!!!!"

MOM-- "I know in the past that the girls have always gotten to do as they pleased. Maybe I have an idea that will be fair to all. How about this year, the girls go to my bedroom and watch the TV there. And you guys can have the living room. Would that make everyone happy?"

WALDO-- "Gee mom, that is cool. You always figure out stuff. I guess that is why you are second in command around here."

MOM-- "Second in command, who is first?"

WALDO-- "Of course it is Buckwheat the parrot, he rules the roost. That is what he tell us when you are not here. "

MOM-- "Whatever, Waldo, why don't you end this blog entry."

WALDO-- "Sure Mom, we hope everyone will have a safe and God blessed Thanksgiving. Be sure to thank God for everything he has bestowed upon us."

Love and Blessings,

Sir Waldo, Elizabeth, and the Gang!!!

VALENTINES DAY 2010

2010-02-14T23:21:00.001-05:00

HELLO FOLKS, SIR WALDO HERE.

I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY.

TODAY'S BLOG ENTRY IS SHORT BECAUSE MOM HAS A PLAY TO PERFORM THIS AFTERNOON. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO PUT THIS ON THE NET FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT SHE HAS HAD REHEARSALS AND PERFORMANCES. THEN SHE BLAMES ALL THE SNOW FOR HER NOT DOING HER JOB. "AUNTS" SANDIE AND ELAINE GOT ME A RED LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS AND I WANTED MY PICTURE WITH IT TO BE PUT HERE BUT MOM HAS NOT HAD TIME. IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE EMAIL MOM AND TELL HER TO GET TO WORK ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE, LIKE MY BLOG. I MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE BUT I HAVE TOLD MOM THAT I COULD FIRE HER. BUT WHAT WOULD SHE DO WITHOUT ME?? JUST THIS MORNING I HAD TO GET HER OUT OF BED, SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT UNTIL 8:30 IF I HAD NOT STARTED BARKING AT 7:30. YES, SHE PERFORMED LAST NIGHT BUT WE KNOW THE PLAY WAS OVER WITH BY 9 OR 9:30, SHE DID NOT COME HOME UNTIL ABOUT 11:15. AND GUESS WHAT??? WE SMELLED PIZZA, AND NO PIZZA BOXES CAME INSIDE WITH HER. SO SHE WAS GOOFING OFF WITH HER PLAY MATES. SHE BETTER START GETTING HOME ON TIME OR WE ARE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE AND SEND THEM TO GET MOM. (THE PLAYHOUSE IS NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION.)

WE HAVE HAD LOTS OF SNOW RECENTLY THAT BABY LIBERTY ROSE JUST LOVES. AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON, THE PAPILLONS ENJOY IT TOO. WHICH REMINDS ME, THE BABY IN THE TINSEL HEART IS A BABY BOY PAPILLON NAMED DAVID. HE IS A PRETTY CUTE KID. HE AND HIS LITTERMATES WILL BE EVEN CUTER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME. (HINT, HINT -- YES HE IS FOR SALE.)

A FEW SPECIAL VALENTINE WISHES TO SOME OF MY GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY (WHO SENT ME THE COOLEST CARD), KAYLA, MARIAH, JENNA, SHERRY, SANDIE, ELAINE, TANIA, AND LOLA. OF COURSE, MOM IS ON MY LIST TOO BUT I DO NOT WANT HER TO THINK SHE IS OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH ME YET, AFTER ALL, SHE HAS TO GO BY MICKEY D'S THIS AFTERNOON ON HER WAY HOME AND THEY STILL MAKE THE BEST DOULBE CHEESEBURGERS.

TILL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE CAREFUL, ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST, AND THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS HE DOES FOR US.

LOVE AND BLESSINGS,

SIR WALDO

MOM ELIZABETH

AND THE REST OF THE GANG

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 2010

2010-02-14T09:57:00.001-05:00

HELLO FOLKS, SIR WALDO HERE.

I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY.

TILL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE CAREFUL, ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST, AND THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS HE DOES FOR US.

LOVE AND BLESSINGS,

SIR WALDO

MOM ELIZABETH

AND THE REST OF THE GANG

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2009

2009-12-25T01:06:00.001-05:00

MAY EVERYONE HAVE A GOD BLESSED

MERRY CHRISTMAS

LOVE,

SIR WALDO, ELIZABETH,

AND ALL OF THE DOGS, CATS,

AND BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD

Waldo-- "mom, do I have to mention Buckwheat?"

Mom-- "yes Waldo, he is a member of this family."

Waldo-- "but it is my blog, Mom!"

Mom-- "Waldo, do not forget that Santa is coming tonight, now we really have to get to bed."

Waldo-- "Mom, I wanted to do this earlier. Oh, gee, are you going to put that picture of that silly baby Papillon-Libby and Baby Liberty Rose here also? Come on Mom. Is there room for my picture?"

Mom-- "There is always room for your picture Waldo. Besides, we want to show people the pretty snow we got and how we are having a White Christmas"

Waldo-- "Mom, we are going to discuss this blog in 2010, I want to set some rules."

Mom-- "Merry Christmas Waldo, I love you."

Waldo-- "I love you too, Mom, Merry Christmas! I am saying my prayers now Mom and Thanking

GOD for all he has done for us."

GUINIVERE IS THE BIG 7

2009-11-24T01:37:00.001-05:00

TO MISS GUINIVERE

HAPPY 7 TH BIRTHDAY

WE ALL LOVE YOU AND ARE SO PROUD OF YOU FOR RAISING MONEY FOR CANCER AND VISITING NURSING HOMES. YOU ARE NOT ONLY TOTALLY FABULOUS AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE SO SMART. PLUS YOU ARE SO DOWN TO EARTH AND LOVABLE WITH YOUR HUMAN KIDS. YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG LOOKING TO BE A GRANDMA .

LOVE AND BLESSINGS,

MISS BUTTONS

(YEA, THAT'S RIGHT WALDO, MY NAME IS FIRST BECAUSE GUINIVERE IS MY BFF)

SIR WALDO

(MISS BUTTONS- THIS IS MY BLOG AND SHE IS A HOT BABE!!!!)

MOM ELIZABETH (BEHAVE KIDS)

AND THE WHOLE BLOOMIN' MACBETH GANG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA

2009-10-31T07:09:00.000-04:00

TODAY IS OCTOBER 31, 2009. NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE PROBLAY THINK, "OH, IT HALLOWEEN AND NOTHING ELSE SPECIAL." WRONG!!!! TODAY IS ZIMBA HURLEY'S 3 RD BIRTHDAY. THAT IS RIGHT, THE CUTE LITTLE SHIH TZU IN THE PICTURES AT TOP IS ZIMBA. I WAS ABOUT 10 WEEKS OLD WHEN HE WAS BORN. SO THAT MAKES US THE SAME AGE IN YEARS. I WATCHED HIM GROW INTO A FAT PLUMP PUPPY AND GO HOME WITH HIS DADDY WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 8 WEEKS OLD. HE DAD BROUGHT MOM GIFTS, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS STRANGE SINCE I HAD BEEN THE ONE TO COACH ZIMBA ON HOW TO BE ADORABLE. THE MAIN THING I WANT PEOPLE TO REALIZE THAT TODAY IS JUST NOT ABOUT GHOSTS AND GOBLINS. TODAY IS A CELEBRATION OF LIFE AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW IT THAN TO SHOW THIS GUY'S PICTURE. ZIMBA LIVES IN ROANOKE WITH HIS OWNER, PAUL HURLEY. HE IS TOTALLY SPOILED ROTTEN. SOMETIMES, I THINK HE IS MORE SPOILED THAN ME. WHICH THAT REMINDS ME TO TALK TO MOM ABOUT THE LACK OF CHEESEBURGERS LATELY.

MOM HAS SO BUSY GETTING READY TO BE IN A LOCAL PLAY. SHE IS PLAYING THE PART OF A HATEFUL SNOBBY WOMAN MARRIED TO A FEDERAL COURT JUDGE. THE PLAY IS CALLED COCKTAILS WITH MIMI. IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOME FANCY PLAYWRIGHT NAMED MARY CHASE. MOM'S NAME IS EUDORRA CALTHORPE IN IT. SOME COMEDY PLAY, BUT I WILL NOT GET TO SEE IT BECAUSE THE LOCAL PLAYHOUSE DOES NOT ALLOW BULLDOGS. HOW RUDE. WE HAD OUR MONEY READY TO PAY. I WAS GOING TO DRIVE AND MISS BUTTONS SAID SHE KNEW THE WAY. MISS BUTTONS HAS BEEN GIVING MOM LESSONS ON HOW TO BE SUPER SNOBBY. GEE, WHEN THEY ARE ACTING TOGETHER, THEY LOOK PRETTY RUFF. MOM CANNOT GET ANYONE TO VIDEO TAPE IT EITHER. (NOT ALLOWED) SO SHE BETTER COME HOME WITH SOME GOOD STILL PICTURES. FUNNY, MOM IS ALWAYS BRAGGING THAT SHE HAS NO NATURAL GRAY HAIR AND SHE HAS TO WEAR A GRAY WIG. HAHAHAHA. WE ALL THINK THAT IS FUNNY. WE THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING IT ON BUT THEN SHE SAID WE BETTER NOT. IT IS THE 3 RD WIG SHE HAS GOTTEN AND THIS ONE IS FINALLY RIGHT. HEY, THAT MEANS THERE ARE 2 WIGS WE CAN PLAY WITH, WAIT UNTIL I TELL THE GANG ABOUT THIS. THE PLAY OPENS NEXT WEEK NOVEMBER 7, 2009 AND RUNS FOR 3 WEEKENDS.

I AM SORRY I HAVE BEEN SO BAD ABOUT NOT BLOGGING. EVER SINCE, BABY LIBERTY ROSE LEARNED HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER, SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING GAMES ON IT. GEE, GIRLS. I HAVE REPEATLY TOLD MOM I NEED MY OWN RED LAPTOP. MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS.

GOTTA GET GOING. BE SURE TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US AND THE LOVE HE CONSTANTLY BESTOWS UPON US. GLORY TO GOD.

AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA!!

LOVE AND BLESSINGS TO ALL,

SIR WALDO, MOM ELIZABETH AND THE REST OF THE GANG.

WALDO IS MAD AT MOM

2009-08-11T13:47:00.001-04:00

WALDO--"Mom, I cannot believe you did that dirty trick to me on my Birthday! It was a low blow. I am not going to let you get by with doing stuff like this to me. I am getting Miss Buttons, our private Bulldog attorney to write you a letter and demand damages. Do you hear me Mom? I mean it, I am paw stopping mad. You had to no right to show the world my baby pictures."

MOM--"Waldo, get a grip on your temper. There is no reason to be this upset. People love the picture. Lots of people have written saying how adorable it is."

WALDO--"But Mom, I am a hot babe with the girls. How will I live this down? All the other boys will make fun of me. The girls will all clamor to Sir Justice. It is just not fair Mom. You did not put his baby picture up on my blog. Oh yes, Mom, remember, it is MY BLOG. It is not yours. I am just so mad, I am going to my room and play with teddy bear."

MOM--"Waldo, did you just say you are going to play with your teddy bear?"

WALDO--"Don't go there Mom, he is a devoted little bear. Unlike you."

MOM--"Waldo, let's sit down and talk about this, please? I have some beggin' strips and meaty bones."

WALDO--"No, I am not talking to you."

MOM--"Why don't you go take a nap with Mr. Bear and when you get up, we can discuss it."

WALDO--"Fine, but I am not getting over this easily. You are not going to buy me off with a few cookies. Come on Mr. Bear, let's just go get into Mom's big bed. I dare her to say no."

MOM--"That is fine Waldo, you can get into my bed."

WALDO--" I am calling Miss buttons too, on your phone!!!!"

MOM--"Okay Waldo."

MOM--" Now that he is sleeping, what am I going to do......................he is really mad............."

to be continued

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALDO

2009-08-10T02:56:00.001-04:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALDO

HE IS 3 YEARS OLD TODAY

AUGUST 10, 2006

IS HIS BITHDATE

PICTURES WILL BE UP LATER THIS WEEK OF HIS PARTY

HE WANTS:

A CHEESEBURGER FOR EACH YEAR

3 WEEK LONG PARTY

A RED LAPTOP

A RED CONVERTIBLE

AND TONS OF NEW CHEWIES

(PLEASE DO NOT TELL WALDO THAT I AM POSTING

ONE OF HIS BABY PICTURES)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS BUTTONS 7-2-09

2009-07-02T21:17:00.000-04:00

MISS BUTTONS IS

10 YEARS YOUNG TODAY

WOW, THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THE WAY SHE PRANCES AROUND. SHE DEMANDS ATTENTION ALL OF THE TIME. BUT SHE SAYS SHE EARNED IT.

THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF MISS BUTTONS STORIES.

SHE REPRESENTED THE ARMED FORCES OF ROANOKE VA.

SHE WAS A RUN WAY FASHION MODEL FOR THE RESCUE MISSION BENEFIT DINNER IN ROANOKE, VA.

SHE GOES OUT AT CHRISTMAS TIME AND HELPS MOM COLLECT MONEY FOR THE SALVATION ARMY.

SHE HAS VISITED SEVERAL NURSING HOMES. WHERE SHE HAS APPEARED AS A CHRISTMAS ELF, AN EASTER BUNNY, A ST. PATRICK'S DAY SHAMROCK, A 4 TH OF JULY CELEBRATION QUEEN, AND JUST AS A WELL DRESSED BULLDOG.

SHE WAS MAID OF HONOR FOR GYSPY THE RED CHIHUAHUA. GYSPY HAS A HUGE WEB SITE AND IS WORLD WIDE FAMOUS. (SHE WAS ALSO IN A BIKINI ON THIS WEB SITE- HUBBA HUBBA)

SHE DATED THE NUMBER 1 BULLDOG IN THE COUNTRY-CHAMMPION ROCK MY WORLD. SHE ALSO HAD A LONG DISTANCE BOYFRIEND WHO WAS A CHAMPION BLACK STANDARD POODLE. SHE AND HIM WROTE BACK AND FORTH A LOT. HIS NAME WAS ROCKY BALBOA, HE PASSED AWAY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. THEN SHE USED TO HAVE ANOTHER BOYFRIEND WHO WAS A JACK RUSSELL NAMED CHESTER WHO RODE HARLEYS. BUTTONS WOULD NOT GET ON ONE OF THOSE WITH HIM. CHESTER IS NOW GONE TOO. MISS BUTTONS SAYS SHE HAS JUST NOT FOUND ANOTHER HERO YET.

BUTTONS NEVER HAD ANY CHILDREN SO SHE WATCHES US YOUNGER KIDS. SHE SAYS I AM JUST SO WILD, I NEED TO CALM DOWN. BUT I KNOW DEEP DOWN SHE THINKS I AM CUTE. SHE DOES SHOW SOME FAVORS TO SIR JUSTICE BECAUSE HE MARCHES AROUND THE RING LIKE A TOY SOLDIER. SHE WATCHES THE BABY A LOT AND THINKS SHE HAS POTENTIAL.

SHE WENT TO MANY DOG SHOWS AND WON LOTS OF AWARDS. MOM HAS PICTURES AND RIBBONS GALORE FOR HER.

WHEN WE MOVED HERE, SHE HAD 4 BIG BOXES OF COSTUMES AND CLOTHING AND A SPECIAL BOX FOR HER ACCESSORIES, INCLUDING JEWELRY.

SHE AND MOM ARE SUPER CLOSE AND SHE RULES MOM. FOR INSTANCE, EVERYONE HAS BEEN ON A DIET AROUND HERE EXCEPT US BOYS AND THE BABY. WELL, MISS BUTTONS GOT UP THIS MORNING AND JUST PUT HER PAW DOWN AND SAID NO DIETING TODAY. SHE SENT MOM TO THE STORE FOR A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BUFFET FOR US BULLIES. WE GOT PEPPERONI ROLLS, FRIED CHICKEN (NO BONES), DONUTS, AND OUR FAVORITE DOG COOKIES--T-BONES.

MOM HAS A BIG OIL PAINTING OF HER IN THE LIVING ROOM. I TOLD MOM I SHOULD HAVE MY PICTURE UP THERE BUT SHE SAID NO. A SPECIAL FRIEND WHO OWNED BUTTON'S SISTER--MADDIE, HAD THAT PICTURE PAINTED FOR HER AND IT WOULD STAY THERE.

GRANDMA HAD UNCLE GREG AND AUNT SUSAN GO BUY MISS BUTTONS FOR MOM AS A SPECIAL GIFT. THEY GOT HER WHEN SHE WAS 8 WEEKS OLD. A NURSE AT THE NURSING HOME CAME INTO GRANDMA'S ROOM AND EXCLAIMED, "WELL, SHE IS AS CUTE AS A BUTTON". THE NAME STUCK, BUT SHE IS MISS BUTTONS TO US YOUNGER BULLIES.

THE REST OF HER NAME ENDS WITH "IN APRIL", ACTUALLY ALL OF US BULLDOGS HERE HAS "IN APRIL" IN OUR REGISTERED NAME. IT IS IN HONOR OF MOM'S LATE GOD CHILD, APRIL. SHE WENT WITH MOM AND AUNT SHERRY TO THE BULLDOG SPECIALITIES IN NEW YORK IN FEB OF 1999. UNFORTUNATELY, SHE WAS KILLED IN AN AUTO ACCIDENT IN MARCH OF THAT YEAR. MOM SAID IF APRIL HAD LIVED, SHE WOULD HAVE PROBLAY BEEN SHOWING US BULLIES AND WORKING WITH MOM IN BREEDING US. APRIL LOVED BULLDOGS. THE ONLY BULLDOG WHO ACTUALLY MET APRIL IS MISS ZIPPER. (AND SHE WILL BE 11 IN OCTOBER.)

THE PICTURE ABOVE SHOWS MISS BUTTONS ON HER LOUNGER. WE BOUGHT THAT AT A DOG SHOW FOR HER IN MAY. SHE IS PICKY ABOUT WHO SITS ON IT. SOMETIMES SOME OF GET ON IT BUT IF SHE CATCHES US, WE HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY GET OFF.

WELL FOLKS, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO PARTYING WITH THE GANG.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS BUTTONS AND MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE.

HAPPY 4 TH OF JULY TO EVERYONE.

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US. AND ESPECIALLY FOR ALLOWING US TO LIVE FREE IN SUCH A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.

MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA AND YOU,

TILL NEXT TIME,

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

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FATHER'S DAY 2009

2009-06-20T11:50:00.000-04:00

HELLO EVERYONE

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL

EVERYONE BE NICE TO OLD DAD THIS YEAR. YEAH, HE PROBLAY TOOK AWAY YOUR CAR KEYS AT ONE POINT. PROBLAY EMBARRASSED YOU SOME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS. BUT HE IS STILL YOUR DAD. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET DISGUSTED WITH HIM, HE IS STILL YOURS. MOM AND I DO NOT HAVE EITHER OF OURS NOW. MOM GETS TEARY EYED JUST THINKING ABOUT HER DAD AND MY DAD, WILLEY. SHE GOT OUT SOME PICTURES THE OTHER DAY OF MY DAD. HE DID NOT LOOK MUCH LIKE ME. MOM SAID HE WAS A WHOLE LOT MORE GENTLE THAN ME. SHE SAID I ACT MORE LIKE MY WILD MOMMIE. SHE SAID WILLEY WAS ALWAYS A GENTLEMAN.

IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WROTE. WE HAVE BEEN BUSY AROUND HERE. WE WENT TO DOG SHOWS. MIKE, TANIA, AND HEATHER WENT WITH US THE FIRST WEEK. GUESS WE FREAKED OUT MIKE AND HEATHER, ONLY TANIA SHOWED UP THE SECOND WEEK. WE WERE ON THE ROAD EACH MORNING BY 5:30 TO 6:00 AM TO SHOW AT 8:00 AM. WE TOOK MIKE AND TANIA'S FRENCHIE AND PUG THE FIRST WEEK, ALONG WITH JUSTICE AND BABY LIBERTY. MOM THINKS THE PUG WOULD HAVE WON A LOT BUT THEY GOT JUDGING THE BULLDOGS AND PUGS AT THE SAME TIME. SINCE THE MAJORITY RULES AROUND HERE, BULLDOGS GOT SHOWN. THE FRENCHIE SHOWED AFTER THE BULLDOGS SO THAT WAS NO PROBLEM.

I WAS FIRST IN THE RING AT THE FIRST SHOW. WE HAD A NICE JUDGE AND THE SHOW WAS OUTSIDE. I EASILY TOOK MY CLASS. (DID YOU THINK I WOULD NOT???) THEN JUSTICE WENT IN AND HE WON HIS. MIKE TOOK ME INTO THE FINALS WHILE MOM STUCK WITH PRETTY BOY JUSTICE. OKAY HE BEAT ME. I AM SURE HE MADE EYES AT THE JUDGE. THEN BABY LIBERTY WENT INTO THE RING. HER FIRST TIME AT 6 MONTHS SHOWING, SHE DID GOOD AND GOT HER PUPPY CLASS, THEN IN THE FINALS, SHE STARTED TWIRLING AROUND IN MID AIR, LIKE A BALLERINA. PLEASE, I TAUGHT HER BETTER THAN THAT. BUT EVERYONE LAUGHED AND COMMENTED ON HOW CUTE SHE WAS. YEA, YEA, YEA, SHE HAD TO CARRY HER CATERILLAR TO THE RINGSIDE WITH US. THEN HEATHER HELD HER SO SHE WOULD NOT FREAK OUT. OLD JUSTICE ACTED REAL STUCK UP. I WANTED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. I WANTED TO WRESTLE WITH SOME OF THOSE BIG DOGS. I THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE TO JUMP UP AND GRAB SOME LITTLE FLUFF BALLS. ALL DAY, I HEARD, WALDO- NO, WALDO- BEHAVE, WALDO- I MEAN IT. GEE, I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE SOCIAL. LATER, THE FRENCHIE- CEASAR WENT INTO THE SHOW RING, HE HAS DONE IT LOTS OF TIMES, SO HE WAS A PERFECT SHOWMAN AND GOT FIRST ALSO. WE BROUGHT HOME LOTS OF BLUE RIBBONS. MISS BUTTONS WAS IMPRESSED BUT THEN SHE SAID TO ME, WALDO-GO TO SLEEP. EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

THE SECOND SHOW, I WAS FIRST IN THE RING AGAIN. IT WAS A MAN JUDGE. HE LOOKED BIG AND I REALLY THOUGHT HE WANTED TO PLAY. OKAY, I DID NOT LIKE THE RAMP THAT MORNING, AND MAYBE I DID MIS BEHAVE A LITTLE. I HEARD HIM TELL MOM, "HE'S WIDE OPEN". I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT BUT MOM SAID LATER THAT THE REMARK MEANT I WAS NOT REALLY BEHAVING AND ACTING A LITTLE TOO WILD. GEE, WHEN IS EVERYONE GOING TO LEARN THESE ARE DOG SHOWS, AND I LIKE TO PUT ON A SHOW. THEN SISSY BOY JUSTICE BEAT ME AGAIN IN THE FINALS. OH, HE JUST THINKS HE IS SO SMART AND DEBONAIR. HE MARCHES AROUND LIKE A LITTLE TOY SOLDIER. MOM SHOWED HIM IN THE FINALS, TANIA SHOWED ME. I THINK SHE AND I WERE A GOOD TEAM. I PROBLAY SHOULD HAVE BEHAVED A LITTLE BETTER FOR HER, I GUESS. THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE LITTLE BABY LIBERTY TO SHOW. THIS WEEK, THE BALLERINA STUFF WAS OUT, OUT, OUT. BUT SHE DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE THE RING. THEY WERE BRINGING IN THE BIG BULLDOGS TO BE JUDGED AND THERE SHE WAS ON HER HIND LEGS, TAKING THE LEAD IN HER MOUTH AND REFUSING TO WALK. OH, THE JUDGE THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE AND TOLD MOM THE BABY MUST REALLY LIKE SHOWING. AND SHE HAD STOOD ON THE RAMP CORRECTLY TOO. OBVIOUSLY, MISS BUTTONS IS GIVING HER LESSONS ON THE SIDE. MOM AND TANIA HAD A CRATE AT RINGSIDE SO GUESS WHERE THEY PUT ME? YEP, IN THE CRATE. AT LEAST MY NAME WAS NOT ASSOCIATED SO MUCH WITH THE WORDS, NO, BEHAVE, ETC.

I DO NOT KNOW WHERE WE WILL SHOW NEXT. MAYBE LATER THIS SUMMER, AFTER THE WEATHER COOLS DOWN A LITTLE. IT IS SO HOT, HOT, HOT. WE HAVE HAD LOTS OF STORMS. MOM PUT OUT A LOT OF FLOWERS. THEY WILL PROBLAY SCORCH. WE STAY INSIDE IN THE AIR CONDITIONING.

TILL NEXT TIME PEOPLE, HAVE A GOOD FATHER'S DAY AND MAY EVERYDAY BE BLESSED FOR YOU.

DO NOT FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

AND MOM

AND THE REST OF THE GANG

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MOTHER'S DAY 2009

2009-05-07T08:24:00.000-04:00

WALDO--"MOM, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE? YOU KNOW, A REAL DATE WITH A LIVING BREATHING MAN?"

MOM--"THAT IS A LITTLE PERSONAL WALDO. I AM NOT SURE THAT IS A PROPER SUBJECT FOR YOUR BLOG. WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED ANYWAY?"

WALDO--"GEE MOM, DON'T BE SO TOUCHY. MOTHER'S DAY IS COMING UP AND WE WANT TO GET YOU SOMETHING."

MISS BUTTONS--"WALDO, I TOLD YOU IT WAS A DUMB IDEA."

SIR JUSTICE--"YEA WALDO, WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO US?"

ETHEL AND LUCY--"IT SOUNDED LIKE A REASONABLE IDEA TO US."

MIZZZ ZIPPER--"WELL, I AM NOT GIVING OUT MOM'S CREDIT CARD NUMBER ANYWAY WALDO."

MOM--"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT DOES ME DATING HAVE TO DO WITH MOTHER'S DAY?"

BABY LIBERY ROSE--"WALDO SAYS HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO BE AN OLD MAID. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I DON'T KNOW, I AM JUST A BABY BULLDOG."

WALDO--"LIBERTY, GO BACK AND PLAY WITH YOUR DUCK SOME MORE. GEE, YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL MOM SHE IS AN OLD MAID."

MOM--"HEY GUYS---NEWSFLASH!!! I AM NOT AN OLD MAID. I AM DIVORCED."

WALDO--"THAT MUST HAVE BEEN BEFORE WE WERE BORN, BECAUSE WE DO NOT REMEMBER YOU HAVING A HUSBAND."

MOM--"BACK TO MOTHER'S DAY AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT A CREDIT CARD WALDO? YOU CANNOT BUY A RED CONVERTIBLE FOR ME JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ONE. AND NO RED LAP TOP EITHER!!"

WALDO--"IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT STUFF MOM. DO YOU KNOW WHO WILLIAM SHATNER IS?"

MOM--"OF COURSE, HE WAS ON MY ALL TIME FAVORITE TEE VEE SHOW, BOSTON LEGAL. HE PLAYED DENNY CRANE. HE IS GREAT, I LOVE HIM."

WALDO--"WELL THEN YOU KNOW HE ADVERTISES FOR SOME CLUB THAT YOU CAN BUY THINGS."

MOM--"I AM LISTENING WALDO, GO ON."

WALDO--"I THOUGHT I WOULD GO ON THE COMPUTER TO HIS CLUB AND BUY YOU A HUSBAND. I WOULD PICK OUT ONE WHO LOVES BULLDOGS, AND LOVES TO EAT."

MOM--"I SEE WALDO, BUT HONEY, YOU ARE A LITTLE CONFUSED."

SIR JUSTICE--"HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH WALDO, YOU ARE CONFUSED, HAHAHAHHA"

WALDO--"BE QUIET JUSTY, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF ME. BUTT OUT, THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN MOM AND ME."

MOM--"WALDO, THERE ARE MATCHMAKING CLUBS OUT THERE BUT SHATNER ADVERTISES FOR A TRAVEL CLUB. BESIDES WALDO, I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK FOR A HUSBAND THAT WAY. NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, BUT RIGHT NOW, IS JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME."

WALDO--"OH, I JUST THOUGHT SHATNER WAS COOL AND HE COULD GET YOU A HUSBAND THAT WAS COOL. I KNOW YOU LIKE JAMES SPADER."

MOM--"YES, WALDO, I DO LIKE JAMES SPADER, BUT HE IS MARRIED. AND I WILL PROBLAY NEVER BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS HIM TO MEET HIM. A HUSBAND IS NOT THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT EITHER."

ETHEL AND LUCY--"WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE GOT TO GET YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. YOU GET US CHEESEBURGERS AND BONES AND TREATS."

MISS BUTTONS--"I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD LIKE KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS."

MIZZZZ ZIPPER--"BUTTONS, YOU WANT KRISPY KREMES, ALL THE TIME. YOU SHOULD EAT MORE GREEN BEANS LIKE ME."

BABY LIBERTY ROSE--"WHAT IS A KRISPY KREME OR A GREEN BEAN?"

SIR JUSTICE--"FOOD. LIKE YOUR PUPPY BISCUITS, BUT FOR HUMANS."

WALDO--"WELL, WHAT DO WE GET YOU MOM?"

MOM--"HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A NICE PEACEFUL DAY. I WILL GET SOME CHEESEBURGERS, SOME KRISPY KREMES, SOME MOVIES, AND MAYBE SOME FLOWERS FOR THE TABLE."

WALDO-- "THAT SOUNDS BORING."

MOM--"THAT ALSO MEANS SHARING, NO NAME CALLING, THIS IS A DAY FOR ME, YOUR MOM. IT IS A DAY FOR ALL CHILDREN TO HONOR THEIR MOMS."

WALDO--"THAT STILL SOUNDS BORING. HOW ABOUT ALL OF US GOING TO A SINGLES CLUB FOR YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU SEE SOMEBODY YOU MIGHT LIKE. WELL MOM?

MOM--"NO WALDO, THIS IS MY DAY AND NO CLUBBING."

WALDO--" OKAY MOM, BUT REMEMBER NEXT MONTH, IT WILL BE JUNE AND IT WILL BE FATHER'S DAY AND SINCE I AM A PROUD PAPA, I GET TO CHOOSE WHAT WE WILL DO AND WHERE WE WILL, RIGHT MOM??"

MZZZ ZIPPER--"WHOA WHOA WHOA, WALDO, WAIT A MINUTE, I AM THE MATRIACH OF THIS CLAN AND I AGREE WITH MOM. WE WILL DISCUSS FATHER'S DAY IN JUNE. ALTHOUGH, WE MAY ORDER SOME PIZZA ALSO FOR MOTHER'S DAY. AFTER ALL, I DO HAVE THE CREDIT CARDS."

BABY LIBERTY ROSE--"HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT FOR MOM! FLOWERS--THERE ARE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM AROUND THE DECK."

MOM--"GEE WHIZ, LIBBEY BABY, YOU DO NOT PICK FLOWERS THAT WAY. I KNOW, IT IS MY FAULT FOR PUTTING THE BENCH TOO CLOSE. ETHEL, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HER?

BABY LIBERTY ROSE--" I'M SORRY, I AM JUST A BABY BULLDOG."

ETHEL--"I THOUGHT IT WAS WALDO'S TURN TO WATCH HER. BESIDES LIBERTY, DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU NEVER GET IN AS MUCH TROUBLE AS WALDO DOES."

WALDO--" WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY MY NAME SO FAST. IT WAS NOT MY TURN, I DO THINK IT WAS YOURS ETHEL. BESIDES, I THOUGHT SHE WAS PLAYING WITH HER DUCK. AND I DON'T GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE EITHER!"

ETHEL--"YEA, RIGHT WALDO. REMEMBER WHEN............."

MOM--"THAT IS ENOUGH KIDS. LET'S JUST ALL REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR OUR MOTHERS. OKAY? NOW EVERYONE, FINISH IT ALL TOGETHER! PLEASE!!"

EVERYONE----

"HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU

AND

MAY GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU.

WE ALL LOVE YOU MOM!"

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WALDO-- "MOM!!! I AM NOT WEARING RABBIT EARS AGAIN THIS YEAR AND THAT IS FINAL!!!!"

MOM--"WALDO, WE HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR BLOG AND IT IS EASTER TIME. WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON IT????"

WALDO-- "WE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF YOU HAD BOUGHT ME A RED LAPTOP LIKE I ASKED YOU TO DO. I COULD HAVE DONE MY BLOG MYSELF."

MOM-- "WELL, MR. BIG SHOT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR OWN LAPTOP. YOU WILL DO NOTHING BUT PLAY GAMES ON IT AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT INSTANT MESSAGING YOUR FRIENDS. THEN YOU WILL PROBLAY GO ON FACEBOOK AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE, YOU MAY EVEN GO ON EBAY AND BUY YOURSELF A CAR."

WALDO--" YOU DO NOT TRUST ME AT ALL. I WOULD STILL GO TO BED. I CAN SLEEP DURING THE DAY TOO. BESIDES, I DID NOT KNOW I COULD BUY A CAR ON EBAY. WOW. I NEED TO CHECK THAT OUT. I WANT A RED CONVERTIBLE."

MOM--"ALL RIGHT WALDO, THAT IS ENOUGH TALKING. WE HAVE TO DO A BLOG ENTRY. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL AND IMPORTANT HOLIDAYS AND WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT LAPTOPS AND BUNNY EARS."

WALDO--" MOM, LET'S FORGET THE RABBIT EARS, CANDY, AND SUCH. LET'S FOCUS ON JESUS. HE DIED FOR US, MOM. HE DIED FOR OUR SINS. HE WAS THE MOST PERFECT CREATION OF GOD AND HE WAS CRUCIFIED, BUT HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN WENT TO BE WITH HIS FATHER IN HEAVEN. WE CAN NEVER BE TOO THANKFUL TO GOD AND JESUS."

MOM--"THAT IS TRUE WALDO. WE ARE SO BLESSED. GOD WATCHES OVER US ALL OF THE TIME AND DOES MIRACLES EVERYDAY, EVERY MOMENT. HE KNOWS OUR EVERY NEED. YOUR NAME EVEN HAS MIRACLE IN IT, BECAUSE HE DELIVERED YOU FROM DEATH WHEN YOU WERE A BABY AND BLESSED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR HIM WHILE YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH."

WALDO--" MOM, QUIT CRYING. YOU WILL MAKE ME CRY. AND WE HAVE TO GET MY BLOG DONE. LET'S THINK ABOUT THE RECENT MIRACLES GOD GAVE US. I AM TALKING ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS. THEY ARE SO CUTE. DIDN'T LOLA'S MOM TAKE SOME PICTURES??"

MOM-- "YES WALDO, WE HAVE A COUPLE OF PICTURES, NOT OF ALL OF THE PUPPIES BUT WE HAVE PICTURES OF 2 OF THEM."

WALDO--"WELL, MOM, PUT THE PICTURES ON MY BLOG. LET'S HONOR GOD BY SHOWING OFF SOME OF HIS NEWEST CREATIONS. THE GIFT OF LIFE."

MOM-- "WALDO, YOU ARE SO SMART AND AS USUAL, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WALDO. I THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR YOU."

WALDO-- "MOM, DON'T GET SO MUSHY. WE ARE ON MY BLOG AND I HAVE MY REPUTATION TO UPHOLD TO THE LADIES. GEE MOM."

MOM--"OKAY WALDO. WHY DON'T YOU FINISH THE MESSAGE TO EVERYONE."

WALDO-- "GLADLY MOM. MAY EVERYONE HAVE A SAFE AND BLESSED EASTER. AND BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US. AND THANK HIM FOR JESUS DYING ON THE CROSS SO WE ALL CAN BE SAVED. THANK YOU GOD."

LOVE TO ALL,

SIR WALDO MCGEE AND ELIZABETH

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WALDO--I'M A NEW DADDY

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HELLO ALL

WALDO HERE

NOW IT IS BIG DADDY WALDO

I AM THE PROUD PAPA OF 4 GIRLS

LOLA THE MOM

BELONGS TO MIKE AND TANIA OF

SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS, PAMPLIN VA

I AM SO EXCITED

THESE ARE MY FIRST KIDS

SHOULD I NAME THEM WALDETTE 1-2-3-4???

I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED

NOW I HAVE EVEN MORE TO THANK GOD FOR

GOD IS JUST SO AWESOME

LOVE AND BLESSINGS,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

PS MOM IS PRETTY EXCITED TOO

SHE GOT TO BE IN THE WAITING ROOM

AND SHE BROUGHT HOME CHEESEBURGERS FOR ALL

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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2009

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WALDO--"WELL MOM, ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO PUT MY GREEN ENSEMBLE ON ME FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY? GEE, IT IS ALMOST HERE AND YOU HAVE HAD MY STUFF FOR A WHILE. WHAT GIVES AROUND HERE? I SHOULD HAVE HAD MY BLOG UPDATED BY NOW. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I AM TOO LAZY TO DO IT. THAT IS NOT THE CASE. YOU HOG THE COMPUTER ALL THE TIME. I WANT MY OWN COMPUTER. IT IS TIME I GET ONE."

MOM--"YOU KNOW HOW BUSY WE HAVE BEEN WALDO. WE HAD THAT BIG SNOW. WE HAVE BABY SHIH TZU AND BABY PAPILLONS TO TAKE CARE OF AND GET READY FOR NEW HOMES. A LOT HAS BEEN HAPPENING. I WENT TO SEE MY BROTHER ONE DAY."

WALDO--"OH MOM, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BRING UP THAT SUBJECT OF VISITING UNCLE GREG? WHO GOT TO GO SEE HIM? IT WAS NOT ME. YOU TOOK THE BABY, LIBERTY ROSE. I SAW YOU LEAVE WITH HER. SHE WENT NAKED. SHE CAME HOME AND FIRST THING SHE DID, WAS COME TO MY BED AND BRAG ABOUT THE TRIP."

MOM--"UMM, WALDO, YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO GET MAD NOW. BEFORE YOU YELL, LET ME EXPLAIN THAT I MISPLACED YOUR ST. PATRICK'S OUTFIT. SO I TOOK THOSE CUTE GREEN FLOWERS AND POSED SOME PUPPIES NEXT TO THEM. I PUT A SHIH TZU PUPPY, A PAPILLON PUPPY, AND A YORKIE PUPPY IN ONE PICTURE. THEN I POSED 2 SHIH TZU PUPPIES IN ANOTHER PICTURE."

WALDO--"MOM, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, DID YOU? I MEAN, IT THIS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE? YOU KNOW I LIKE ST. PATRICK'S DAY, LOOK AT LAST YEAR'S PICTURE. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME ON MY OWN BLOG. MOM, YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE."

MOM--"NOW, YOU CAN SHARE YOUR BLOG PICTURE SPACE WALDO. CAN'T YOU? JUST A COUPLE OF PICTURES?"

WALDO--"YEA MOM, LIKE LAST WEEK, WHEN I LET YOU PUT A SNOW PICTURE ON IT AND A PICTURE OF THE BABY, MISS LIBERTY ROSE. REMEMBER THAT MOM? I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD THAT YOU DO NOT REMEMBER THAT, YEA, YEA, YEA, I KNOW, YOU ARE GOING TO SAY YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD, BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE IN DENIAL MOM. JUST HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS UP TO ME? AM I GETTING MY NEW COMPUTER? I WANT A RED LAPTOP!"

MOM--"WALDO, I AM NOT GETTING YOU A LAPTOP. YOU CAN CONTINUE TO USE MINE. HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU TO GET SOME CHEESEBURGERS?"

WALDO--"IS THAT PLURAL CHEESEBURGERS MOM, AS IN MORE THAN ONE? I HAVE TO GET TECHNICAL NOW WITH YOU. SINCE YOU WERE SO SNEAKY AND PUT OTHER PUPPIES ON MY BLOG. BY THE WAY, IS THAT PAPILLON PUPPY SNEAKING A KISS FROM THAT SHIH TZU PUPPY?"

MOM--"ONE QUESTION AT A TIME WALDO, PLEASE. OKAY, MORE THAN ONE CHEESEBURGER. AND YES, I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE THAT THE PUPPIES WERE KISSING. DID YOU NOTICE THE CUTE YORKIE IN THAT PICTURE TOO?"

WALDO--"SURE MOM, IT IS SO ADORABLE. OKAY, I THINK I AM FINISHED TALKING TO YOU NOW. YOU STILL OWE ME. I WANT THAT RED LAPTOP. HERE I AM, A SUPER COOL BULLDOG AND DO NOT HAVE MY OWN CAR OR LAPTOP. THEN YOU FURTHER INSULT ME BY PUTTING OTHER DOGS ON MY BLOG. OH MY GOODNESS, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING, EASTER IS IN APRIL, MOM, DO NOT ASK ME TO WEAR RABBIT EARS AGAIN THIS YEAR. I WORE ANTLERS AT CHRISTMAS, I HAVE BEEN CHEATED WITH ST. PATRICK'S DAY, AND YOU BETTER NOT ASK ABOUT EARS! I MEAN IT MOM. DON'T YOU DARE MOM."

MOM--"WALDO, I REALLY THINK IT IS TIME FOR BED. WE CAN DISCUSS EASTER LATER. OKAY? COME ON WALDO, TELL ME YOU STILL LOVE ME, COME ON. PLEASE WALDO. LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND GO TO NAPPY TOWN."

WALDO--"LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS MOM, OKAY, I STILL LOVE YOU. BUT MOM, YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER WITH MY BLOG. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS MOM. LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US AND THANK HIM FOR US HAVING EACH OTHER."

MOM--"I LOVE YOU WALDO."

WALDO--"I LOVE YOU TOO MOM. UMM MOM, CHEESEBURGERS EVERYDAY THIS WEEK?"

MOM--"GOODNIGHT WALDO"

WALDO--"MOM...............YOU OWE ME..........."

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SNOW IN VA

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ON MARCH 2, 2009 WE WOKE UP TO A BEAUTIFUL SNOWFALL. BELOW IS A CONVERSATION THAT WALDO AND I SHARED.

"MOM!! THERE IS WHITE STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE, WHAT HAPPENED?? MOM, WE DO NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY! MOM! GET UP AND LOOK OUTSIDE! HURRY UP MOM!" --WALDO

"WALDO, THAT IS SNOW AND I HAVE REPORTED THE ELECTRICITY PROBLEM. ACTUALLY, I REPORTED IT AT 3 AM WHILE YOU WERE SOUND ASLEEP, YOU WERE SNORING."-- MOM

"MOM, TAKE A PICTURE, IT IS PRETTY. MOM, TAKE A PICTURE. GEE, YOU ARE SO SLOW!"--WALDO

"OKAY WALDO, I HAVE A PICTURE AND WOW, LOOK, THE LIGHTS JUST CAME BACK ON, SO LET'S GET TO WORK." --MOM

"OKAY, TAKE A PICTURE OF SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS IN THE SNOW. I AM NOT GOING BACK OUT INTO IT. IT IS COLD." --WALDO

"HEY MOM, TAKE A PICTURE OF BABY LIBERTY ROSE. SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HER RED COAT. ALL OF US BIG GUYS HAVE MASHED DOWN THE SNOW. SHE CAN WALK ON TOP OF THE PACKED DOWN SNOW NOW."--WALDO

"ENOUGH PICTURES MOM. WE HAVE THE WORK DONE, LET'S GO BACK TO BED."--WALDO

"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA WALDO. UMM WALDO, CAN YOU NOT SNORE SO MUCH?"--MOM

"MOM, YOU BETTER NOT PUT ON MY BLOG THAT I SNORE, I MEAN IT MOM, MISS BUTTONS, ETHEL, LUCY AND YOU SNORE, BUT I DO NOT MOM." -- WALDO

"WALDO, IF YOU ARE ASLEEP, YOU DO NOT REALIZE YOU SNORE. AND YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE SNORE. IT IS SO SWEET. NICE AND QUIET, REALLY CUTE WALDO." -- MOM

"GEE MOM, YOU TELL ALL KINDS OF STUFF ABOUT ME ON MY BLOG. WHAT ABOUT ST. PATRICK'S DAY?? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT? I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE OLD."--WALDO

"OKAY, YOUNG MAN, GET TO BED. YOU DO SNORE AND I AM NOT THAT OLD."--MOM

"SURE MOM, YOU ARE IN DENIAL AGAIN. OKAY, LET'S GO TO NAPPY TOWN. LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US." WALDO

"OKAY WALDO, LOVE YOU" --MOM

"I LOVE YOU TOO MOM. AND MOM, THINK ABOUT ST. PATRICKS DAY." --WALDO

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SNOW IN VA

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