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Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy

2012-01-29T20:45:00.002+11:00

Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy is a 'thriller' movie that is currently showing at cinemas. Due to its awesome rating on metacritic with a 84, I decided to watch this movie.

Guess what?

There was a normal everyday occurrence.....shit happening.
After about 20 minutes of boring dialogue and actors talking among themselves, I gave up and decided to go to sleep. When I woke up about 30 minutes later, I didn't know what was happening. It wasn't interesting to begin with and wasn't thrilling at all. When the credits finally show up, the thrill finally arrives, being able to exit the theatre to see sunlight.

The downside, wasting $15.50.

Thanks for reading my first post of the year and have a nice day.

Buying blu-rays

2011-12-07T00:44:00.002+11:00

Blu-rays are somewhat worth paying for when they are......less than $15. However, you should always AVOID LETTERBOX BLU-RAYS.

These blu-rays are the ones where there are two black wanker borders on the top and bottom of your tv. If you got a blu-ray with this display, you wasted your money as the resolution is crappy and looks like ass. Basically, when you buy a blu-ray, you look at the back of the case:

If it says 2.XX (2.35 etc):1 - do not buy it, you will cry.
If it says 1.XX (1.85,1.78 etc.):1 - it utilised the whole 1920x1080 resolution so you don't see crappy empty black areas on the top and bottom of your TV.

Anyway, letterbox movies are not worth it and if you have any discs, you should frisbee them out the window.

THE END.

Where the Wild Things Are

2011-12-07T00:33:00.002+11:00

A few days ago I bought a blu-ray titled "Where the Wild things are". The only reason that I bought this was due to it being a blu-ray and dvd combo, and costing on $12.

After opening the annoying plastic shrink wrap, I inserted the disc into my PS3 and loaded this movie anticipating a nice movie. HOWEVER, this did not occur and I wasted around 90 minutes of my life watching this appauling shit.

The characters are bland like squashed banana and you don't really give a shit what happens to any of them. Firstly, the character Max is an uninteresting fuck who you hope will die at the end of the movie. This could've occurred with the capsizing of his crappy boat. The director Spike Jonze saved a lot of money finding someone for this role, he just had to go find a hyperactive, agitated boy in kindergarden.

Well, this movie basically sucked ass. The only times where I actually cared a little is when the:
[forgot most character names]
- the goat is sad as he got a cut on the back of his head
- the eagle getting his arm ripped off
- Karol being depressed

Anyway, this movie isn't worth watching. It is slow paced, lacks any character development and a plot is absent.

In conclusion, do not waster $12 on this piece of junk of a disc and just read the picture book. It will take far less than 90 minutes, and is more interesting and colourful compared to this crappy revenue raiser adaptation.

Have a nice night.

Super Mario 3D Land

2011-12-02T00:24:00.002+11:00

About 2 weeks ago, I bought Super Mario 3D Land from Eb Games. It was a Monday and 3 days before the release date. I wanted to relieve my boredom and asked the person at the counter if I could get it. The person was acting like a conspicous hobo saying shit "we might have it" "we might be able to...".

After 2 minutes of dodgy-talk, she eventually sold me the game.

Anyway, after 2 weeks of having this game, I have come to realise that this was a waste of $68. The game wasn't that great and the story is cliched as where you go and rescue the dud princess. Throughout, the game, you only hear her say mario and there are probably 3 audio files of her screaming. After finishing the main game, I played the special levels where I finally decided to quit this shit. On Special World 5, I ragequitted. Supposedly, this game allows for a more accurate judgement of distance and height. Well, that is bullshit, the shadows under question boxes and ledges are confusing. I fall off and after hearing mario saying "o no", I decide to put this game back in its packaging where it can go collect dust.

The end.

Gaining Part Time Employment

2011-12-02T00:11:00.004+11:00

Hello everyone.

This post is about the ridiculous and almost 0 probability of obtaining part-time employment during the summer period.

First of all, having a part-time job is good as it satisfies a few things:

relieves boredom
you get money
meet interesting customers

However, obtaining employment is fucking impossible unless you have relatives who have connections with the place you want to work at, or have a good resume filled with bullshit.

Anyway, I GIVE UP. I have submitted numerous fucking resumes and when you visit a store a couple of days later, either someone under 18 got the job or some international got the job due to the advantage of paying a lower wage (mostly fast food places).

In conclusion, FUCK LIFE.

Two Years...

2011-11-28T23:37:00.002+11:00

It has been two years of tertiary education.....a wonderful experience!!

Nah, I am just joking. Tertiary education is not really a wonderful experience. It is only wonderful when you meet nice people that you can talk to and get along with. The rest is just crappy which involves a whole list of things:

- expensive fees
- textbook costs

Well, I guess the list wasn't long.

Anyway, I prefer this then high school where it was just a waste of over half a decade of your life.

Thanks for reading this short, rushed post.

Max Brenner

2011-07-12T23:20:00.003+10:00

NOTE: This is an opinion post, so yea, as you would expect, I would be expressing my opinions about this store.

Max Brenner is this store that you see at random places selling expensive chocolatey shit that makes you thirsty and want to vomit. Surprisingly, this store has survived and is still opened at many places. During my last visit, I looked at the menu and it included dodgy waffles and pizzas....yep, that's right pizzas. The only good thing about the pizzas is that they are UNIQUE. The uniqueness however isn't that great. It just involves spreading chocolate on some pastry and adding some stinking marshmallows. This thing will make you lose $17 and after 2 slices you are guaranteed to feel sick and thirsty (unless you are those 'type of people'). Thankfully, this store supplies water and it is good to know that they don't charge MONEY for water. The food there will make you thirsty and .... pissed off.

Anyway, there are many things out there to enjoy, and the food at Max Brenner is not one of them.

Have a nice day =)

The Decline of Blog Posts

2011-07-07T17:58:00.003+10:00

Dear 'dedicated' readers,

Blog posts have declined significantly over the past couple of months. There are many obvious reasons. First of all, blogging was used for procrastination purposes. This doesn't appear to occur a lot these days. Secondly, there is much to do in life.... well kind of.

....

Lastly, I just can't be FUCKED.

Anyway have a nice day.

GAME 'Sale'

2011-07-05T12:19:00.005+10:00

Hello everybody. I am here to bring you another pointless post. While I was looking at the so called 'sale' at GAME today, I noticed this AWESOME DEAL. This deal is for a 3DS console. The RRP is $349 and there are selling it for an amazing price of $348.

HOW INSANE....

Nah, it is an absolute fucking joke. There are better deals elsewhere.

NO CONCERTS!!

2011-06-20T20:40:00.003+10:00

That is right, the title of this post involves my displeasure that there is no upcoming METAL concerts during my holidays. Soundwave Revolution looks chat as with emo bands and shit cunts like 'The Pretty Reckless'. A band I recently saw on ticketek was Suicide Silence.

SHITHOUSE

There is ABSOLUTELY NO CONCERTS to attend these days. The last concert that I attended was Morbid Angel and it was alright except for that LONG SOLO that bored the crowd.

Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus

2011-06-06T21:14:00.002+10:00

This is an opinion post.

The new morbid angel album is ...... mostly SHIT. The only main good thing about this album is the production. A shitload of songs from the album are boring and you skip them after 10 seconds. The only alright songs are Existo Vulgore, Blades for Baal, and Nevermore. The other songs including Too Extreme! isn't so extreme. It is a song you probably hear in dance clubs.

That is all.

McWings

2011-06-06T21:12:00.000+10:00

The McWings are McShit and are a McRipoff.

That is all.

Morbid Angel Concert @ The Manning Bar, USYD, 28th May 2011

2011-06-06T21:02:00.003+10:00

This post is one week late. So fucking what.

Anyway, one week ago I decided to go and see Morbid Angel. There was no other gigs to attend and there probably won't be any for a while. The decision in attending this gig basically involved free entry. Without free entry , I would have had to pay $60+ for entry which is a no deal.

Well as with any other concerts, the night begins with people lining up at the venue being bored cunts. When the people decided to open the door, you enter happily and get a shitty stamp on your hand.

Once I got my shitty stamp, I went upstairs to check out the merch. As with most other gigs, the merch are priced reasonably shit, so the promoters and the band receive a significant amount of profit. Well, I am not giving much money for their shitty merch. The Morbid Angel tour shirt and the hoodies basically had the same design, so i just ended up buying a shirt. The shirt cost me $40. O fucking well

After buying a $40 t-shirt, I entered the venue area, where Ouroboros were playing. They are just a bunch of Cannibal Corpse wannabes, so I went outside and watched people smoke. In a while, the Amenta played their set. It was alright. I didn't enjoy it that much because I have seen them a couple of times this year.

When they finished their set, everyone crammed to the front and waited for Morbid Angel to start performing. After a couple of minutes, they all came on stage and performed their set. Their set was pretty good except for Trey and his LONG AND BORING solo.

The night ended after a while and yea, I can't be fucked typing....

THE END.

The New iPhone 4 Ad

2011-05-07T21:42:00.002+10:00

Yo readers, have you seen the new iPhone 4 advertisement on TV?

Well, if you haven't it involves a fake hand navigating through apps and the main message of the ad is 'if you don't have an iphone, you don't have an iphone"

What a shithouse slogan for an advertisement.

That is all.

How to become a Buddhist Monk

2011-03-22T19:55:00.002+11:00

NOTE: DO not take this shit seriously or you might become an angry cunt

The steps in becoming a Buddhist monk is as follows:
1. Get your head shaved so you become a chrome dome.
2. Sit in front of a TV screen for a long time so your vision becomes slightly impaired.
3. Go and get yourself some prescription glasses to solve this slight eye problem
4. Go to some fabric store and buy brown fabric
5. Go buy some sandals
6. Find a buddhist temple that needs some monks

Once you get a job at a Buddhist temple, you will feel the desire to get your money back from some of those steps (getting head shaves, getting prescription glasses, buying fabric etc.)

Have a fun life robbing people of their money.
Some steps in obtaining money:

charge a fee for walking up a temple
charge people for hitting a gong
charge people for praying in a temple

As you make your money back, you are likely to think of new ways to obtain money.

That is all.

There was no point in this post.

Fleshgod Apocalypse

2011-02-26T22:25:00.005+11:00

This band is from Italy. They are pretty fucking unique and they wear tuxedos when they peform.

NICE.

Job at a Japanese Restaurant

2011-02-26T22:16:00.003+11:00

Recently, I have decided to find myself a part time job and due to shitty desperation, I ended up working at a certain dodgy Japanese Restaurant.

Since I wanted some money to buy new gadgets and technology that might come out in the future, I accepted the employers shithouse wage of $11.92.

Well, work started after a few days and to my displeasure I was given a time slot of 5:30-11:30pm. Everyday was an ORDEAL. Most people there are a bunch of cunts with a few exceptions. Some stupid international student tried to give me a lecture with her engrish and I just listened laughing inside.

Anyway, I never finish at 11:30 because it is busy as hell and it is understaffed. We end up finishing around midnight being fucking thirsty and having no food. There is no staff lunch and we have to either drink the contaminated tap water or buy ourselves a bottle mount franklin for $2.25 or go to coles and buy a bottle (BETTER OPTION). For food..... well we have to scab some when the employer isn't around....

Well as always shit happens. I quit and I am glad I received my wage in CASH. I am never returning and I am looking forward to finding a new job at some place where the employer treats you well and provide some basic necessities.

That is all.

The Chatbox >>>>>

2011-02-26T22:13:00.002+11:00

To all those random advertisers who write in the chatbox,

I don't need you shithouse fake complements. Go and fucking advertise somewhere else.

Furthermore, trollers can fuck off

Have a nice day.

7-Eleven Half Price "Deal"

2011-02-15T13:29:00.002+11:00

7 Eleven have advertised this so called deal on television numerous times. At first, it might sound like an awesome deal getting a drink for half price when you buy a dodgy sandwich. In fact, the deal is fucking shit and should be avoided.

First of all, the drinks are already expensive and you are better off buying a drink at a supermarket where the price is nearly the same as the half price deal.

Lastly, the sandwiches are a FUCKING RIP-OFF. I went to 7-Eleven to check this so called deal and wasn't that amazed to find out that the sandwiches cost $5-6. What a shitty deal, why waste money on stupid ads and calling it a deal when it obviously isn't.

Anyway, this is a big NO DEAL. If you think this is an awesome deal, no one is stopping you from buying a sandwich and a drink from 7-Eleven.

Have a nice night.

Conviction Kitchen

2011-02-15T13:28:00.001+11:00

Conviction Kitchen is a show on Channel 7 where a bunch of prisoners have the opportunity to be given a second chance to work at some restaurant. The concept is fucking shit. Instead of wasting a fuckload of money on this shithouse show. The money can be used to hire all the prisoners SO THEY ALL HAVE A SECOND CHANCE.

Another interesting show can then fill this time slot.

Anyway, this is just my thoughts.

"It's the last one!"

2011-02-04T21:22:00.002+11:00

Have you ever inquired about some product and received a message that is similar to:
"There is only one left in stock"
"We are almost out of stock"
"Stock is selling fast, so you should buy one now!"

WELL, this is all a load of shit and is a marketing ploy that HAS NO EFFECTIVENESS whatsoever. I have enquired about mobile phones and laptops. I phoned this shitty Asian mobile store and enquired about the features of the Samsung Wave and they said it is selling quick and that there is only one left.

WHAT A LOAD OF COW SHIT.

Secondly, I inquired about a certain laptop at the laptop factory outlet and was trying to push the selling price down to minimise their profit. Since the person on the phone wasn't an Asian, this process was INEFFECTIVE and the seller did not drop the price at all. I said that I don't want to buy it and they replied saying it is at a good price and it is the last one in stock.

YET AGAIN, WHAT A LOAD OF COW SHIT.

Never believe anyone who says that there is only one left of a certain stock, it is just a way for businesses to sell things. Surprisingly, some consumers believe in this lie and end up buying the certain goods or services so they don't 'miss out'.

Anyway, do not get sucked in to shitty marketing ploys.

Have a nice night.

Religion is About Money

2011-01-28T14:02:00.003+11:00

Religion is about Money is the title of this post. Well it might not apply to SOME religions but it applies to Buddhism. In the above video, you see a old lady counting money before she puts it in the drawer. After counting the money, she waits IMPATIENTLY for more dumcunts to give their money to these nobodies.

Eleven

2011-01-25T00:00:00.002+11:00

Eleven is this new channel that the Ten Network brought out on 11/01/11 and there is NOTHING spectacular about this channel. All the hype on channel ten and one HD was a waste of money.

If the channel is called Eleven, why would you put it on digital channel 12? It would be better to move one hd from 11 to 12 ans Eleven to 11.

Anyway I was expecting this channel to be awesome, but yet again SHIT HAPPENS. There is nothing to watch on this channel. SIMPSONS and other cartoons are rarely on and the shows that appear look like historical films.

.....THE END.

China's Store Music Collection/Japanese Pop (Jpop)

2011-01-24T23:53:00.005+11:00

Shitty Shit Shit.

On a recent trip to China, I was browsing a large department store. While I was in this department store, I went to the music section, since the book sections involved books written in CHINESE. Even though I am Chinese, I haven't bothered learning over 1,000 Chinese characters.

Well, as soon as I was at the music section, I noticed there was NO METAL music. The selection of English music involved OLD artists like the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears. There aren't many new releases either. Anyway since I came into a department store, I expected there to be a VARIETY of CDs to look at but SHIT HAPPENS.

.....

I then thought to myself "I am not leaving China without buying any fucking CDs". Something random then occurs...I went to browse the Asian Pop section. As I was looking at the CDs, I noticed that Chinese female artist album covers look slutty as, so I looked at the Japanese pop CDs.

Since I have never listened to any of the artists which were available, I just randomly picked two copies that consisted of a CD+DVD combo. Furthermore, I picked CDs with reasonable album art and avoided slutty covers. Anyway I ended up buying:

GIRL NEXT DOOR - Next Future
Yuna Ito - WISH

Surprisingly, these CDs were alright....

THE END

I hate Laptops

2011-01-24T22:39:00.002+11:00

I HATE LAPTOPS!!

Laptops are such a waste of money. The battery life is appauling and the graphic cards are a downgrade of the PC versions.

...I AM NEVER GETTING A LAPTOP AGAIN.

The first laptop I got was a HP (Hewert Poofter). It is starting to fail after 1 year with audio problems, random lags and recently the battery won't charge. I have done a battery check on the laptop and it informed me to replace the battery.... All seemed fine and simple, since all it involved was replacing the battery...

...WRONG!!

I went and checked online to see the prices of a 9-cell HP battery and they cost like $169. What a fucking ripoff. If batteries die out every one and a half years, and consumers have to shell out $169~ just to use a battery with a normal charge just ain't worth it. Company's are quite 'smart' having a one year warranty knowing that the battery is likely to fuck up after one year.

Well, I am just going to consider getting a Sandy Bridge i7 DESKTOP when they become CHEAPER.