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After Ex Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:40:00 +0000

Retro Tasty!

As we grow and go through that long battle to find the right one for us, we go through many relationships with many different people and whether or not you keep them in you're life afterwards varies from person to person of course.

Your breakup may have been a nasty one and you do not want to see the person ever again or it could be totally different and you and your ex could be great friends.

I recently have gone through the situation where I want to be friends with a person I have dated in the past but because of strong feelings or dare i say it "love" I know that I cannot be as close friends with him as I would like because we will both want something out of the friendship we both have.

Of course after a breakup we always go through the feeling awkward about dating or having sex with other people so we tend to even have sex with our exes even though we know it isn't helping the situation at all.

But based on my experience I just have a couple points to make about breakups and dealing with your exes.

It will definitely take a while before you are able to cope with and want to even talk to your ex lover. It is best to get your emotions in check first and be able to get over you're previous feelings for your ex so you can have a friendly conversation with them.

Ex Sex can definitely be convenient but it WILL bring back past emotions and if you are not trying to get back with your previous lover.....don't do it!!!

It is one thing to be good friends with your ex lover but when the new lover comes into play that may cause tension between everyone and it may be best to just keep them distant as well as yourself from your ex. You have a new main person in your life now and you need to focus on whats going to happen in the present/future not the past with your ex.

Learning To Accept Your Illness.

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:21:00 +0000

Sitting in that office waiting for results from the test you took a few minutes ago or a few weeks ago about [fill in your situation here] is always the most nerve wrecking feeling you will ever have. You have a whirlwind of emotions flowing through your body. "what if the results are good" "what if the results are bad" "whats the next step for me" "What will family and friends think." I get a lot of questions from people about coping with things, what is the next step, how to manage, etc. As humans living on this earth we come face to face with many diseases and illnesses such ass:

Diabetes
Asthma
Eating Disorder
Cancer
HIV/AIDS
Depression
Anxiety
Dementia
Diabetes
Parkinson's
Thyroid issues
etc....

and most people keep it to themselves and you wouldn't know anyone was suffering from anything. They try and live their lives just like everyone else and all you see is them doing so. But inside each person has to go through a stage of acceptance and found a way to move forward; when others haven't.

So from deep experience here are a few tips that will lead you to that road of acceptance or even if you know someone going through something this entry gives you a little insight as to what they are indeed feeling.

You often hear the phrase you are only dealt with what god knows you can handle. The first step in walking with the dealt card is learning to welcome that this is part of your life now; Emphasis on the PART.

The stereotypical "accept yourself for who you are" is always a primary step in doing anything. But you have to accept the situation you are in now. Blaming others is never the key or answer and can only truly make things worse. You cannot blame yourself for your fate in life or even your shortcomings.

Seeing the good qualities you possess are another rung on the ladder of acceptance. Let's have a look at who you are, where you've been in life and exactly where it is you are going. More often than not you are going to get there with or without this illness in your life.

Labeling yourself is also an important part. Labeling yourself as disabled or sick prevents stops the healing process. Accepting who you are and working through the negative emotions and tough feelings allow for a sense of calmness in your life. Being stuck or hung up on your situation is simply not an option what so ever.

In many instances and this including this one, talking it out and letting it out helps with the acceptance process. It helps even more if you talk with someone whose gone through the same thing you do. When having said conversation you will go through a plethora of emotions and that is perfectly fine. Feel every emotion, let out every frustration because its all part of the venting process.

The last step in accepting your sickness/illness is being able to reach out to others. When you are comfortable with giving advise, sharing your story and offering love to someone in need you have reached that golden pylon of acceptance.

MMSex Messaging

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:00:00 +0000

Cell phones have revolutionized the way we communicate ...the way we interact...the way we keep up to date with things....and the way we get hot and horny. When you hear that your friend or someone you know has nude pictures of themselves in their phone the Christian in you says "eww, I would never do that! You are so nasty."

Let's be honest you know you've done it yourself! You have some sort of picture that shows you in your best light and I am going to be the first one to tell you it is alright to have some erotic pictures in your phone. Think of it as an EROTIC CALLING CARD. Here are some rules and regulations with sending, receiving and handling nude MMSex messages.

Sending/Receiving MMSex messages

You connected with this really fine person when you were at a club and the next day you are texting away without a care in the world and you get that text message that reads "Send me some pix of you." So you send a picture of you smililng looking cute in that outfit and you get a reply "not those kind of pix."

Of course that means they want you to send some nude pictures. You try and act all cute and say "I don't have any" but they see right through you.

So what do you send first??

Half nude is always ideal. Send one topless or in really cute underwear then ramp it up with a little less clothing. But the key is to never send more than 2 or 3 at a time. You don't want to exhaust your entire collection.

They receive yours, you get your little compliment and they send one back....Be sure they send one back! Because MMSex messages are the modern 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.'

A good way to have fun with MMSex is when they send you one back it would be nice if you shot a little "cute" or "ur so fine" and a picture that compliments theirs in return.

Example

they send: dick picture
you send: ass picture [because that represents anal sex]

they send: a picture of their chest
you send: an erotic tongue shot [symbolizing what ur going to do with that tongue on their chest]

they send: a picture with dick and jizz
you send: send the same thing back [because its the end of a good fuck session].

One thing that is always a little fun is if you two still happen to be communicating just bring up the fact that you have pictures of them in your phone. That's a great way to be a little flirty as well as initiate a little sexual action.

MMSex Handling

1. No full body nude shots. When your face is in it you cant DENY DENY DENY if your pictures get into the wrong hands.

2. Separate your nude pictures from your regular pictures. Because what is something everybody does when they get your phone in their hands? Go through your pictures....Save some distress and embarrassment.

3. Try and be current with your pictures. Do not send pictures that are more than 3 months old. I know you used to look cute then but if you don't look the same and you guys actually have sex and you don't look like u did in your pictures...its probably going to be a one night thing.

4. Don't be too artsy fartsy with it. Standard pictures are always idea. Photoshop as little as possible.

5. Use your own pictures! Sure you saw pictures of someone who sort of looks like you and so you decided to use their pictures instead. Well they're getting all the compliments not you.

Images courtesy of: Guys With iPhones

Hot Ass Men

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:20:00 +0000

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Neck Sex....Not Only For Giraffes

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:00:00 +0000

When you are in the heat of the moment looking for someones erogenous zone you go for the obvious places like the lips, nips, and genitals. Some people go for the neck but most shy away from it because they feel they don't do a good job in that area. But when you see your friend the next day and they have all those marks on their neck you know they were with someone good last night. But I know you are wondering "Well Noble, how can I be the person that gives a good 'neck job'?"

I am not going to get in too deep because everyone knows how to initiate the whole kissing situation and it varies from person to person. But it is always good to start slow and work up to being more passionate with your kisses.

It is always ideal to go from lips to ear because that gives you the opportunity to whisper some sweet goodness in there to get them turned on. Guess what!? How convenient, the ear lobe is there as well and you can do a little sucking and flicking of the tongue to the lobe. One thing that is an absolute turn off is getting their ear all wet with your saliva. So if you are going to be in the ear area...don't drench it!

From there its time to get down to the neck. Lower your lips toward your partners neck. As you move down slightly brush your lips on them while getting to the part of their neck you want to claim your own. By doing this your partner generally instantly raises their head so you can have complete access to the neck.

Kiss their neck gently at first. Of course make sure your lips aren't too moist. Sloppy kisses are just as bad as sloppy blow jobs. This is another instance where your tongue can come into play flicking their neck while the tongue still in your mouth so you don't give the illusion of a snake biting its prey.

Sucking the neck creates instant sensations in your partner. What I have learned that most people react to is you sucking their neck and with your lips still on their neck; just allow some air in like you are inhaling to take a breath.
With your saliva being warm and on their skin the air you are going to suck in is going to feel cool on their neck and just awaken some nerves that they are going to just love.

Feel their body language and take note of what your partner especially enjoys. Continue kissing and exploring their neck with your tongue as your licks become more prolonged. As the embrace loosens, nibble a bit at their neck and then press forward and nibble a bit more firmly.

What positions are best for taking advantage of someones neck?

1. Your partner lying down on the bed you on top of them holding their wrists down so they cannot move and are at the mercy of you and your hurricane tongue.

2. In the car action is always hot. You two are sitting virtually side by side so you have perfect aim at that neck and they can rest their head on that car headrest because you will be tearing that neck UP!

3. During sex there are positions you can take advantage of someones neck like missionary, bent spoon, body guard, cowgirl/boy, drill, jockey, lap dance, lotus, pearly gates,

100 Favorite Ass Shaking Songs of the 2000's Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 02:39:00 +0000

I put together a list of my 100 favorite ass shaking.....pound that shit on the dance floor hits of the last decade. Here is the first half of the list 49-1. Go through it and see if you see any hits you remember shaking your shit to on somebodies dance floor or blasting it in your car. Enjoy!

49 Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani
48 Bossy" by Kelis
47 My Neck My Back" by Khia
46 I Got A Bottle" by Trina
45 Everytime The Beat Drops" by Monica
44 Wait, The Whisper Song" by Ying Yang Twins
43 Tell Me" by Diddy feat. Christina Aguilera
42 Don't Cha" Pussycat Dolls
41 Snap Ya Fingers" by Lil Jon
40 Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado

39 Shake It Like A Salt Shaker" Ying Yang Twins
38 Drop It Low" by Ester Dean
37 Get Up" by Ciara
36 Tambourine" by Eve
35 He Ain't Wit Me Now Tho" by Richgirl
34 Elevator" by Flo-Rida
33 Starstruck" by Lady Gaga
32 Upgrade U" by Beyonce
31 OOps" by Tweet
30 Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera

29 All Night [Don't Stop]" by Janet Jackson
28 4 Minutes" by Madonna
27 Lose Control" Missy Elliott
26 Drop And Gimme 50" Mike Jones
25 Diva" by Beyonce
24 Stanky Legg" GS Boyz
23 Show Stopper" by Danity Kane
22 Go Girl" by Ciara
21 One More Time" by Daft Punk

Top 20 Ass Shaking Songs of the 2000's

20 Slave 4 U" Britney Spears

19 Wasted" by Gucci Mane

18 Turning Me On" by Keri Hilson

17 Drop" Ying Yang Twins

16 Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child

15 Pokerface" by Lady Gaga

14 Fergalicious" by Fergie

13 California Dreamin" by Global Deejays

12 Video phone" by Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga

11 Pass That Dutch" by Missy Elliott

10 Look Back At Me" by Trina

9 How Many Licks" by Lil Kim

8 Becky" by Plies

7 Temperature" by Sean Paul

6 A Milli" by LIl Wayne

5 Hung Up" by Madonna

4 Single Ladies" by Beyonce

3 Touch It [Remix] #4" by Busta Rhymes

2 My Humps" Black Eyed Peas

1 Milkshake" by Kelis

100 Favorite Ass Shaking Songs of the 2000's Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:29:00 +0000

I put together a list of my 100 favorite ass shaking.....pound that shit on the dance floor hits of the last decade. Here is the first half of the list 100-50. Go through it and see if you see any hits you remember shaking your shit to on somebodies dance floor or blasting it in your car. Enjoy!

100 Dem jens" by Chingy

99 Crazy In Love" by Beyonce

98 Let Me See The Booty" The-Dream

97 Hard Rock" 50 Cent feat Ester Dean

96 Turn My Swag On" Soulja Boy

95 Bojangles" by Putbull

94 Destination Unknown" Alex Guadino/Crystal Waters

93 Hey Ya" Outkast

92 I'm The Shit" by DJ Class

91 Money In The Bank" by lil Wayne

90 Miss New Booty" by Bubba Sparxx

89 Grillz" by Nelly

88 2 Step" DJ Unk

87 No Daddy" by Teairra Mari

86 Who's Your Daddy" Benny Benassi

85 Right Thurr" Chingy

84 Oh La La" by Goldfrapp

83 Blow The Whistle" by Too Short

82 Satisfaction" Benny Benassi

81 Control Myself" LL Cool J

80 Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake

79 I'm The Shit" Yeezy

78 Automatic" by Ulta Nate

77 London Bridges" by Fergie

76 We Fly High" Jim Jones

75 Gold Digger" by Kanye West

74 Drop It Like Its Hot" Snoop Dogg

73 Smack That" by Akon

72 Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy

71 10 Dollar" by M.I.A.

70 It's Me Bitches" Swizz Beatz

69 Aye Bay Bay" Hurricane CHris

68 I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry

67 You're A Jerk" New Boyz

66 Can't Get You Out Of My Head" Kylie Minogue

65 Damaged" by Danity Kane

64 Blame It" by Jamie Foxx

63 Candy Shop" 50 Cent

62 Conceited"by Remy Ma

61 Goodies" by Ciara

60 Yeah" by Usher

59 We Be Burnin" Sean Pul

58 Get Up" by Global Deejays

57 Boyz" by M.I.A.

56 Buttons" by Pussycat Dolls

55 Pop Lock And Drop It" Huey

54 Always Strapped" by Lil Wayne

53 Galang" by M.I.A.

52 SOS" by Rihanna

51 Feedback" by Janet Jackson

50 Don't Stop The Music" by Rihanna

Learning To Move On

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:00:00 +0000

I was talking to a friend today about his relationship and we were discussing how he cannot let go of previous experiences hes had. He hasn't had any successful relationships prior to the one he is in now.

A few hours later, I was listening to the 8th version of the Bottoms UP Megamix and all the songs are really touchy emotional songs not as upbeat as they normally are. That is because at that time I put that edition together I was going through a life changing moment in my life where I wasn't sure what was next for me. Listening to this edition brought up those past emotions and so I decided to write an article about letting go of things and moving on. Here are some steps to learn how to let go!!!

Step One: Feeling The Emotions

No matter what has happened you will feel some type of human emotion. It is perfectly fine to cry if you need to; to scream if you need to; to be angry if you need to. Do not avoid your feelings! Once you are over your initial reaction talk it out with someone. Vent if need be. Please do not just hold it in because that is just piling one experience on top of another and that is just not good for the body and soul.

Step Two: Forgiveness

Part of letting go of things is being able to forgive people. Being able to forgive someone for the mistakes they may have made....or forgiving yourself for a mistake you've made. If you don't allow yourself to forgive others you won't move on because it is still a burden lurking around in your life. In talking out your situation with someone forgiveness plays a part in that talking with someone as well. It is always ideal to get out all your initial frustrations and then when you are ready to forgive, then go talk to said person.

Step Three: Acceptance

What is done.....is done! Allow yourself to accept it. This situation could have been by fate or by chance either way its OVER! Accept what happened. Accept the pain. Accept a broken heart. Acceptance is the that door that opens the pathway to freedom. This is just another life lesson learned for future experiences. You have a future to live for so get out of the way burdens....you are fabulous!

Step Four: Live

You can now live with no regrets....You can now live with no fear. You can live your life for the hope of something new and exciting; something better. Live your life as an example for people who are currently going through those same experiences you dealt with in the past. This does not mean the past did not happen but it means you are strong enough to get through it. Now.....MOVE ON!

Bottoms UP Megamix Vol 20

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:45:00 +0000

20th edition of Bottoms UP. Enjoy! To download right click here and choose [Save as]

Tracklist:

Diva vs Videophone-Beyonce

Baby By Me-Ne Yo

Handful-Kelis

Pretty Girls-Wale

Straight To The Dance Floor-Jamie Foxx

Wait-Chris Brown

Buddies-Fella

So Special-Movado

Hard-Rihanna

Got 'Em Hatin-Plies

Grindin-Lil' Boosie

We Don't Love Em-Trina

Single Again-Trina

Soldier of Love-Sade

The True Signs He Is Your Boyfriend

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:43:00 +0000

"So, we've been talking for two months now and he still refuse to say that he is indeed my boyfriend." Is that the thought that is going through your head when you are sitting next to him? Validation is always a great when it comes to relationships; it lets you know that you GOT HIM, AND YOU RET' TA GO! SO if he isn't clearly coming out and stating that he is your boyfriend here are some signals or hints that let you know that he is indeed yours!

He Knows Your Birthday
Especially if you mentioned it once and he remembered it. Sure he may have a little help from his cell phone where he saved or even Facebook but him remembering it is what counts.

He Leaves You Alone At His House
He just gets up out of bed and goes to work while you are just lying fast asleep in bed and doesn't wake you and say "Get the hell up, i gotta go to work"

You Travel Together
You decide to go on a little vacation somewhere; especially on more than one occasion.

He Has A Toothbrush At Your Place
Sure he sleeps over, sure he hits your shit when at night but when the morning comes, he has a toothbrush of his own waiting in the bathroom for him to use in the morning.

You Know All About The Parents
He has introduced you to his parents and you guys are on a first name basis. Yeap.....you are shoe in!

He Wants You To Meet His Best Friend
Of course their best friend can also help you in making him yours. If you have it good with the best friend then you have it in with him as well. Do not underestimate the power of the best friend.

He Interacts With You On Social Networks
Not only does he call you, text you and see you, h is tweeting with or about you, talking to you on Facebook and sending you gifts or leaving stuff on your wall.

He Knows How To Make You Feel Better
You had a rough day, you are sick....he comes brings you that food you absolutely adore.....He does that thing that makes you just smile from ear to ear.

He Buys You Lunch At Work
He cares so much about you that while you are at work he makes his way over there and brings you a little something to eat so you aren't malnourished. Especially if he knows what you like to eat on lunch and not only brought it....but the food is hot!

He Cancels Plans For You
Sure you aren't the only thing in his life but he wants to and does make room for you in his busy schedule.

The Best First Kiss!

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:35:00 +0000

Kissing is the gateway to love making. So you have to be a good kisser to not only keep your spouse....but to turn them on as well. Kissing your partner for the first time can create a whirlwind of emotions; nervousness, excitement and even stress. So when you decide to have that first kiss you have to make sure you do it right and do it well! Here are some steps to help out with the first kiss...

Spontaneity is sometimes the key to success however it does not work for everyone. But if you plan and prepare for the event you will have total control over when said kiss is going to happen. With preparing for this kiss you need to have fresh breath and supple lips.....not sand paper.

Choosing the absolute perfect spot also is something to take into consideration. If you want the moment to be special...the scenery plays an important role in that. Sure they wont know why you want to go to the woods, or at the top of Space Mountain at Disneyland but they will sure as hell remember why you took them there afterwards.

Okay, so you are at the location so you are just going to slob them down?? NO! Wait for the right moment. That moment will vary by person but it could be after he says something sweet to you, or you just have that moment where you are just staring into his eyes and it feels right. When that moment comes seize it! Do not let a good moment go to waste!

Alright...that moment is finally here and you are gazing into their eyes. This is also a non verbal signal to let them know you are about to make that magical move. Without breaking your eye contact with him move in closer and closer. Please estimate where his lips are going to be if you decide to close your eyes. In my opinion kissing someone with your eyes wide open is such a fuckin turn off. You see their eyes just staring at you or wandering everywhere UGH! Close them bitches!

Slob him down! Everyone has a different kissing style but of course good kissers know the perfect technique to giving a good kiss. As you make your move forward, don't go all the way, leave some room for him to meet you 1/4 of the way to your face. This ensures he wants to indeed kiss you as well. DO NOT open your mouth wide open and provide gentle suction when your lips touch his.
Repeat!!!

Positions Based On Energy Levels [4/4]

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:02:00 +0000

Unless you and your man are one in the same you will both have different amounts of energy in your system at the beginning or end of the day. Good sex usually happens when both people in the relationship are feeling it right then and there and want to fuck like turtles! However in the real world that isn't happening all the time; the stress of work, the bullshit we face everyday, that bonus we received, or that hang over we are experience all changes the level of energy we have left in our tanks. Here are some sex positions based on you and your partners amount of energy and the mood each of you are feeling at the time that one of you want to have sex.

"I have the energy to invent sex"

Your best position is The Modified Pile driver! This position is going to call on all of that energy both you and your man have. How this sex position starts is you are standing up straight facing each other and you wrap your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck so you are now off the ground.

He is going to break that point of entry into you and you slowly fall backwards so you get into a handstand like position facing away. The position will be complete when the palms of your hand are now on the floor and he is supporting you by holding your waist. If you can get into this position you are going to just drive his ass wild!

With this position your blood is rushing entirely to your head and its building pressure in the veins of your head creating amazing sensations that lead to climax!

"Well I guess we could have sex, I'm not doing anything better"

The amazon position is best for you in this circumstance because you are in charge of the dick. Your man is going to be on his back with his hips and ass in the air and resting his weight on his shoulders.You are going to basically sit down on top of his ass and thighs. He can rest his feet on your back if he is not as flexible and for balance you put your fingers on the back of his thighs.

How does he get inside you though??? Well his dick needs to be bent backwards through his legs so a semi erection would be ideal. He may not love it at first because he will feel a little cramped but it will ROCK YOUR WORLD!

"I had a long day but I am in the mood"

The standard CAT position is great for this. You are on your back and your man is between your legs and you can rest your calves on the back of his thighs so you aren't holding anything up and neither is he. He is resting his body weight on you. This is all about the rocking motion to make this position work. Because you are tired from work you can just lay back and he can do all the work.

"I am so fucking tired and I don't need sex but give me something simple"

You may be tired and don't want to do much but the Bumper Cars position is best for this energy level because you aren't doing much and neither is your man but sensation wise.....you will both be going crazy. You are lying on your stomach and he is on top of you with his feet by your head and vice verse. This position puts his penis at an unusual angle inside your body and he will be hitting a spot he usually doesn't!

How do you get into this position? You can start with the regular doggy style then go down on your stomach and once you are in the groove of things he can slowly turn his body 180 degrees while still inside you and in no time you will be in sexual bliss.

Positions Based On Height [3/4]

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:56:00 +0000

If you are like me.....you like tall men!! If you aren't a 6 footer then you aren't doing anything for me!!!! But you run into people who like men who are at the same height or shorter than you are. For every human interaction no matter how awkward it is, there's a sexual position for it. SO today we are going to focus on the perfect positions for you and your partner based on heights.

"My man is a little taller or I am a little taller than he is"

Whenever you are seen in public with your partner you already are towering over him like crazy so when in the throws of passion let him have this one. The best position is to have him [top] lying down on his back legs stretched out. You [bottom] are going to ride him bending your legs at your knees and folding them backwards and supporting yourself with your arms.From this position he can look at all the goods you have to offer. When riding him and you are moving up and down try to rotate your body in a circular

Based on the way his penis is curved and whether or not you are facing him or facing away.....he is really going to hit the spot with this position.

My man and I are the same height.

With you and your partner being the same height, you might as well let him do you dirty.....doggy style!!! When you are both on your knees you don't have to worry about bending down a little more or him trying to extend his legs because that booty is at the same height as his dick.

If you are a little tired of doggy style you can try lying down flat on the bed spread eagle and he is just hitting it from the back! Or even better, standing up! Now that's hot!!!

"I am dating Andre The Giant"

Often times with height comes strength. So he needs to be holding you. How are you going to get into this position? You can start off with your back towards a wall and he can have his legs spread facing you and you would just wrap your pegs around his thighs. Also have your arms around his neck. As he starts to stand up you will notice yourself getting raised in the air. With this position he is going to feel a sense of dominance as well as a sense of power.

A big plus is with standing up he can hold his erection longer because blood is needed in other places in his body so his erection is not as intense and can sustain it longer.

Positions Based On Penis Size [2/4]

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:31:00 +0000

Are you blessed by the gods with a big......dick? Or are you just strolling along with the average at about 5 or 6"? Well guess what no matter what size you are there's a position for it. These positions are meant to make it comfortable for both you and your partner. These positions are meant to use your dick at its full potential.

"I'm Your Average Joe"
With an average dick size lets just take it to the dog pound! Doggy style is the best position for you to top your partner in. Another position where you are in control most of the time. You are holding that waist and just thrusting yourself into your partner. Or if your partner is daring they will be throwing it back at you and you can just put your hands behind your head.

You can also do this position standing up and with the two of you standing up have your bottom begin to touch their toes! While in this position do your partner a favor and do the reach around PLEASE!

"I Have A Tiny Dick"
With a small unit the best position for you would be to have your partner lie on their back with legs propped on your shoulders and you digging deep in it because it allows for deeper penetration and gives you complete control. While in this position make sure your partner crosses their ankles behind your neck because that will tighten the area you're getting into and can give you that full feeling inside.

"I'm Packing"
If you are larger than average, let your partner ride. Because you have a larger penis there may be a little difficult for your partner to get all of you inside them so let them have some control by being on top of you and allowing their penis inside you at a pace they are comfortable with.

I know how you like to watch the action and this is the best way to watch it! You can sit up or lie down which ever feels comfortable for you. If your partner isn't that attractive have them face away from you so you can have whatever fantasy you want.

"Dude, I Gotta Big Dick"
So you have the biggest dick in the world. Because you do you need to keep your partner in mind and make sure you aren't hurting them. The best position for you to kneel in a type of praying position keeping your back straight. You have your partners legs on your shoulders and they are supported by their shoulders. To lock your partner into this position, wrap your arms around their upper thighs. With this position you will slip right in for complete pleasure for you and your partner

Positions Based On Flexibility [1/4]

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:06:00 +0000

"Honey......not tonight." Your partner doesn't want to have sex tonight. Or are you afraid because your man is packing major heat and you are afraid to take all of it!? What if you are extremely flexible and want to impress your partner? Are you on the short side and your partner is taller???? Well there is a sexual position for absolutely everything. It is all a matter of what position works best for you based on your situation. This four part entry breaks down sexual positions based on felxibility.....height.....energy levels.....and penis size.

"I am not flexible what so ever!"
The CAT position is going to work best for you if you aren't flexible at all. You are on your back and your man is between your legs and you can rest your calves on the back of his thighs so you aren't holding anything up and neither is he. He is resting his body weight on you. This is all about the rocking motion to make this position work.

"I am as flexible as the next average person"
The swivel is the one for you! You can start out on top but turn around while he’s inside you so you end up facing the other way. Ride him rodeo-style. Once you get the hang of it lift one leg over your body and begin to turn sideways. Continue rotating, stopping at intervals for a few thrusts, until you’re facing away from him again.

"I can hold a leg up for about 30 seconds that's it!"
The standard Missionary position is the best for you. The basics of basics of sexual positions. It is how we all got our start. Your man is on top of you, inserting himself into you. Total eye contact. While in the act of sex it is best you two are moving in sync.

"Didn't you catch my act in Cirque De Solei?"
You got the skills....now showcase em in the interlock position! You can start the missionary. He will then sit up and bring his legs forward one at a time so bottom of his feet are flat on the bed. His knees should now be bent and he is now facing you. He will now support himself with his hands and you sit up supporting yourself on your hands. Strap those ankles on his shoulders and get to rockin!

The Big Boy

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:04:00 +0000

Fellas.....are you lacking in the penis department? Do you need to impress someone while in your underwear or speedo or wearing those skinny jeans but you just simply aren't packing the meat?

Well the makers of Gun Oil lube brings you the BIG BOY! Penis Enhancer. This enhancer is a “full basket undergarment” that is “ultra secret” and “form fitting”. So go to the beach and watch the girl’s faces light up with interest instead of the usual chuckling. Also useful when heading to the ocean’s colder waters. I guess the old sock trick is just passe now.

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"This thing is awesome. Before I tried The Big Boy I was a loser with no confidence, no friends, and no pussy. Then one night, I wore it out to the bars, and Bam! girls are all over me. Thank you, shopinprivate.com, I am now engaged and have two chldren!"

"after many lonely nites in the castro where the motion of the oceans is secondary, i tried your schlonge enhancer and boy howdy how my san francisco nites are warm as the bears on 18th. if only mark twain had this wonderful product. now i have 13 boyfriends and no lonely problems."

Simple Things In Life

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:25:00 +0000

How many times this week have you said to your self "I wish I had....." or "what if...." ? There isn't anything wrong with wishful thinking however sometimes that is all it is...a WISH.

Growing up your parents would always tell you to be happy with what you have and to be grateful for what is in your life. You don't know what you've got until its gone :D

Have you ever thought about trying to love the life you live and the people that are in it? Mindfulness is defined as a "calm awareness of one's body functions, feelings, content of consciousness, or consciousness itself."

You aren't going to live your life mindfully right after you read this blog entry; it is going to take some time. But everything in life is about progress so look at this as the beginning to mindful living and enjoying the simple pleasures in your life.

Annoyances

Nothing distracts us more than things that frustrate and grind those gears. If there is a way to avoid petty annoyances why not do it? Yes slow drivers are a bitch and your danish getting stuck in the vending machine can be pretty annoying but don't let silly little things be the definition of your day. Once the action has occurred reflect and let it go quickly.

Food For Thought

You shouldn't just eat to live....Hell if you made the food you need to savor it! Even if your meal was made by home-boy in the back kitchen who flipped it over and put it between buns, then gave it to you.....ENJOY IT! We always devour our food because we are in a hurry to do something else without thinking about food being one of life's simple pleasures that you can enjoy about 3 to 4 times a day.

Sex

Its a little off beat but sex is another simple pleasure in life that we have the ability to enjoy. This is one of those instances where its better with a regular partner but if doing it with different people gives you that sensation, so be it. We make sex so complicated sometimes when it can really be an easy simple process with meaning behind it or just a true PLEASURE feeling.

Seeing The Good In Others

Yes, yes, yes the news only reports the bad things going on in society. Bad incidents are brought to the forefront. But for every bad occurrence there's at least 2 good things that are going on somewhere. Seeing the good in others helps us see the good in ourselves which is another simple pleasure......a positive attitude
Be mindful of what people around you find amazing. Share your experiences with other people. Take the time out to ask someone what are things that made them happy today.

Breathe!

Oxygen is great! Taking the time to just take a deep breathe and let that oxygen fill your lungs especially if you are in-taking something that smells good. This is just a simple reminder of the most basic pleasure......LIFE

Drama Queenz Season 2 Episode 201

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:43:00 +0000

One of my favorite web series Drama Queenz is back with a whole new season! Enjoy!! You can watch the episodes from the previous seasons here.

View the new episode after the jump

Date Through The Holidays

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:59:00 +0000

Its that magical time of year again....That time where we spend the holidays with out close friends and families and hopefully that special man or woman in our lives. The holidays are always an awkward time because the country we live in is so diverse and everyone celebrates them differently. We have heard of summer romances but what about holiday ones???

Do you seem to be just in it to get a gift and by the time January is here you guys have broken up?? There is certainly a technique to dating someone during the holidays and having it last even through this time of year.

Introductions

When you bring that special someone to holiday parties or get together you must make sure that you introduce your date to your friends and family so they are included in most if not all conversations and not left out. Because I absolutely HATE when I go places with people and they just leave me out to dry while they are KEE KEEing it up with their friends. Try and make your date as comfortable as possible and part of your inner circle. It is pretty much just good etiquette.

Variety

You are trying to get to know this person by dating them so please be sensitive to your dates beliefs and how they celebrate during this time. Just because you celebrate differently it does not mean it will ruin your relationship; Just think twice about inviting them to something that may not work for them....unless they are fine with it. Learning about a new culture is always a great idea and so is neutral dating activities that don't include or exclude certain rituals.

Gift Giving

Have a big talk about gift giving. If the two of you have been dating for a short time...maybe you want to hold off on giving gifts or just get small gifts. A big/extravagant/expensive gift may send your date signals that you are interested in taking your relationship to the next level and they may not be ready for it that quickly. Set a gift giving budget!!

The Actual Dates

Why not plan something fun and festive. A good idea is a tree lighting event or looking at neighborhood decorations for the holidays...or cook a dinner together. Just try to come up with something inventive where you can spend quality time with your date.

Hot Ass Men

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:45:00 +0000

More after the jump!

Take Your Ball And Go Home

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:20:00 +0000

Round objects aren't just play things for children. Sure they're fun to play with on the playground in a rousing round of four square or hand ball or tether ball. Adults have balls and beads that they can implement and enjoy with their partner in the bedroom.

Smart Balls [Women]

Smart balls are primarily designed for women but can be utilized by men as well so no one is left out.These small metal goodies are inserted into the vagina and can be worn for a short amount of time or for hours at a time.

The interesting thing about Smart Balls is every move you make it causes the smart balls to vibrate giving you a little sensation. These balls are tied to a rope so you do not have to worry about getting them stuck or lost inside. Smart balls are generally made of safe non hazardous materials used in the manufacturing of medical products. On top of that they are extremely easy to clean.

You can purchase a pair of Smart Beads here

Ben Wa Balls [Women]

The balls we have all come to know and love. The big difference between Ben Wa balls and smart balls is the Ben Wa balls are exposed metal [generally stainless steel which makes them non porus and easy to clean] while Smart Balls are covered. Ben Wa balls are also a little on the heavier side and not attached by a string.

They are meant to be inserted into the vagina working out the pelvic muscles as well as kegel strengthening. A big plus is every time they touch each other while inserted they create a vibration [which can also aid orgasms YEEEEEES!]. Strengthening your pelvic floor muscles will be great for sex so you are able to squeeze around your partner to give him that "tight" feeling as well for women who have given birth to regain that elasticity your lady parts are known for.

You can purchase a pair of Ben Wa Balls here

Anal Beads [Men and Women]

Anal beads are a group of balls spaced evenly that are attached and in a series that grow larger in size from tip to handle. These beads can be made from a variety of materials like silicone, thermo rubber, plastic, and even stainless steel.

The anus is a pretty taboo area when it comes to sex with some people but ruling it out may actually be a bad idea. If you have not noticed, during your point of orgasm your muscles get tense and guess what!? Your anus is a muscle so if you can have something stimulating that muscle at the point of climax wouldn't that just intensify the experience? HELL YES!!!

So how does it work? The beads are placed inside the anus one by one and right before and at the point of orgasm they are pulled out either quickly or slowly based on how you like it. In men the prostate is an extremely sensitive area during and these beads will definitely test that sensitivity. Of course you can't leave out the women; even though things are positioned a little differently in our bodies you are still going to have an excellent sensation.

You can purchase anal beads here

World Aids Day

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:51:00 +0000

Started on 1st December 1988, World AIDS Day is about raising money, increasing awareness, fighting prejudice and improving education. The World AIDS Day theme for 2009 is 'Universal Access and Human Rights'. World AIDS Day is important in reminding people that HIV has not gone away, and that there are many things still to be done.

According to UNAIDS estimates, there are now 33.4 million people living with HIV, including 2.1 million children. During 2008 some 2.7 million people became newly infected with the virus and an estimated 2 million people died from AIDS. Around half of all people who become infected with HIV do so before they are 25 and are killed by AIDS before they are 35.

More after the jump

To make this year's World AIDS Day theme "human rights and access to treatment" - a success, the following aims need to be met:

Non-discrimination: Those battling with HIV/AIDS should be treated with upmost equality with others and should not be discriminated against on the gourd of their HIV status.
Right to privacy: HIV status of the patients must be kept confidential
Right to liberty and freedom of movement: Those suffering from HIV/AIDS should be protected against imprisonment, segregation, or isolation in a special hospital ward
Right to education/information: Access to all HIV prevention education and information and sexual and reproductive health information and education should be ensured
Right to health: There should be access to all health care prevention services, including for sexually transmitted infections, tuberculosis, voluntary counseling and testing, and to male and female condoms.
Courtesy of Avert

You can get more info on HIV/AIDS at TheBody.com

Masturbation, Not Just A Solo Sport

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:17:00 +0000

Not every relationship is a sexual one. Even in sexual relationships that can most certainly involve no penetration what so ever. Masturbation has often been perceived as an individual solo type project.

But everything is better in pairs. Which means none other than mutual masturbation. It is one of the great ways to sharing an intimate moment and on top of that deep dark sexual secrets! I will say that I was never a fan of mutual masturbation until it was done with the right person; and OH LORD JESUS ITS FANTASTIC! So here are some little tricks to add to your bag of tricks when you aren't feeling like being poked or poking someone for the night.

Being Comfortable

Before you can show out in front of someone else you have to be content with yourself. Know what things you like, so you can share them with your partner and they can give you a hand. While exploring what is good for you, leave no stone unturned...TRY IT ALL no matter how crazy it sounds. Because you just may like it and on top of that your partner may just even LOVE it.

Timing And Talking About It

With everything you cannot just jump into a situation. Do not just spring the idea on your partner while you are at Walmart....Unless they like that kind of kinky thing. Talking dirty is a form of foreplay and can just get your partner in the mood for anything. If your partner says no off the bat don't worry about it I am sure they will come around. If you two are engaging in penetrative sex anyhow then it shouldn't be a problem simply because its incorporated in foreplay.

Taking Turns/Masturbating Together/Each Other

Share the wealth! This is your time to learn what turns both of you on, a time for you to express to your partner what you want them to do for you and vice verse. Mutual masturbation could be a mutual thing or a me doing you thing or a you doing me....Experiment! Some people make a game out of mutual masturbation and try to finish each other off at the same time. Or hey you can see who finishes first or who can hold out the longest. If you were a little embarrassed or shy you can come in at the end and surprise your partner!

Eye Contact

Once you two are both into the groove eye contact can be the ultimate turn on. When in the act of sex your eyes can tell a lot. This can also go hand and hand with talking about those fantasies the both of you have.

Mock Sex

So what you two may just be masturbating together it doesn't mean that they cant tease you in a faux doggy style or faux spork or even a faux Screaming Pelican. Mocking these positions will enhance your sexual response from masturbation and even bring about fantasies and scenarios.

Sex Toys

Although you aren't entering your partner and they aren't physically entering you.....they can assist in a sex toy having the pleasure of doing so. Sex toys are an easy reminder that sex shouldn't be so militant and serious. Its a chance to let loose and have fun. If bold enough show them how you like to use the toy so they can use it on you.

Don't be afraid to bring up mutual masturbation it is just another form of foreplay.

An Uncommitted Relationship

noreply@blogger.com (Noble) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:45:00 +0000

You two have started dating and things are going okay....not good....not great. But you feel they are the love of your life but wait, he thinks otherwise. Do you feel like you are investing so much into what could be and not what truly is while your spouse is just going with the flow.

In other words you are dealing with an uncommitted relationship. Of course we all want that special someone in our life to live with forever but thats not going to happen until they decide to committ. Here are some tips for you to deal with an uncommitted relationship;

Communication Is Key!

Proper communication is the basis to any successful relationship. It never works when you just assume things are going to happen. Both partners need to make their intentions clear so there is no confusion what so ever.

It is a possibility that your spouse wants to stay uncommitted because they like spending time with you but at the same time wants to have a little sex buddy on the side. Are you okay with that? If you are willing to accept the terms and conditions that come with not being completely committed you run the risk of getting hurt.

What Are The Rules

This kind of goes hand and hand with communication. What are the do's and dont's of your uncommitted relationship? This is your chance to ask as many questions as possible. Try and think of every situation that may arrise so both know the consequenses.

Sex Sex Sex

Because you aren't committed that means unprotected sex is absolutely out of the fucking question. No need to go any further.

Living Together

If by the off chance you two live together and aren't committed it is of the upmost importance that you split the financial responsibility. While you are at it create a little contract for the both of you to sign so you are bound by it. On top of that it is best to keep absolutely seperate bank accounts. Because that "spouse" can up and leave one day and leave with all the money as well. NO THANK YOU!

Outside Relationships

This is a time where friends are going to be the best thing since sliced bread. There will be those days where you will not want to see this person you are in a "relationship" with so you can call your buddies. They will occupy your free time and keep you sane so you aren't sitting at home on the couch waiting for someone that will not be coming home that night.

Time Together

Even though you two may not be completely committed yet the best way to walk that road to commitment is to spend as much time as possible together. Quality time at that. Make a date out of anything from doing the dishes to dinner and a movie. Do not expect them to cooperate every time though. When they don't you should already expect that because of the major discussion you had at the beginning of the relationship.