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Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:00:00 EST

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I would come out to my mom if I didn't know she hates fags.
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Friday, November 06, 2009
Re: Versatile Top, Power Bottom and Fist Frenzy. Those are great band names! Can anyone play drums? I'm game.

People who see racism in everything are the biggest racists of all.

“Glory Hole” is two words if you're double-teamed; otherwise, it is one! There, one issue threatening our community is resolved.

You were one of the first people my partner and I met when we moved to D.C. We became fast friends and supported you through your ups and downs and mini mental breakdowns. Now we find out you are trashing our relationship to others. We have longevity and you, my friend, are a broken sad little man and a disappointment as a friend. You will always ...

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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:00:00 EST

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I love reading Bitch Session every week to stay current on the important issues facing our community - like whether “glory hole” is one word or two.
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Friday, October 30, 2009
Re: “Versatile guys are the reason HIV keeps spreading! If people could just stick with one or the other then we wouldn't have this problem!” Umm, what? The last I heard, failure to use condoms for anal sex and vaginal sex, and failure to use clean needles for shooting up are why HIV keeps spreading. Versatility has nothing to do with it.

With all the bitches quoting Winston Churchill lately, a comment of his comes to mind. After WWII, Lord Beaverbrook asked him what he thought of homosexuals and he commented: “They are like the Germans … they are either at your throat or at your feet.” Seems he had premonitions of 17th Street.

Well, at le ...

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Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:00:00 EST

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So Lady Gaga is now the face of the gay rights movement. What happened? Was Amy Winehouse not available?
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Since when did the National Equality March become a meat market?

Bitch Boy responds: Since gay guys showed up.

How many times do I have to tell you to get your hands off my boyfriend? One more time and my own hand will be across your face, bitch!

I'm looking at pictures tonight of recent black-tie events and thinking, “Gee, I used to go to some of those,” and, “I feel like a stranger in my own community.” I never really felt welcome here, and less so after I became a crime victim in the area. For me, it changed everything. And with it, my connection here was lost. It doesn't look like a big loss though. Or was it?

Dud ...

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Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Do you pay taxes so heteros can have special rights?
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Friday, October 16, 2009
All HRC's Joe Solmonese and President Obama did in their “speeches” was narrate the gay rights struggle and throw in a few platitudes. Useless.

Barney Frank is exactly right: “emotional release.”

HRC = Log Cabin Democrats. Nothing more than the gay fundraising wing of the Democratic Party.

All you Obama haters can whine all you want, but you know President McCain would NEVER have spoken to HRC in a million years.

No, I don't need the government to justify my commitment to my partner, but there is this little thing called “equal protection of the laws” that wou ...

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Fri, 9 Oct 2009 05:00:00 EST

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I hope Bill Clinton is having a field day telling David Letterman jokes
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Friday, October 09, 2009
Sweetie, admitting you check into Manhunt just to see if other “losers” are on is sad and pathetic! Hey, those “losers” might be thinking the same about you! Funny, it's normal if we do it but sad and pathetic if others do.

Re: “Killing Gays is a misdemeanor? What are they gonna do when a gay guy shoots his attacker?” Complain that gun control laws weren't strict enough.

Re: “For the love of God people, gloryholes is spelled as one word, not two!” What exactly makes you the authority on spelling a word like that and who the heck cares how you spell it as long as the meaning is conveyed? Get a life you grammar-fixated bitch ...

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Fri, 2 Oct 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Killing Gays is a misdemeanor? What are they gonna do when a gay guy shoots his attacker?
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Friday, October 02, 2009
So is Manhunt the new place for former bar flies? Seems like every time I log into it, the same guys are always there. Out of curiosity, I check in during the day to see if they are still on there and they are always there. It's sad and pathetic! Get a life, guys!

Petulant: A fancy 19th century word that when used allows one to put on airs and get snotty with people. Most commonly used by silly and ridiculous people.

Re: “What exactly is a versatile top?” The best tops are also good bottoms. That's how you learn what makes it maximally hot for both. “Versatile” can mean varied, experimental, self-analytical (pun intended) — play ...

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Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:00:00 EST

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No, I really don't like your $500,000 condo with no parking and a homeless guy peeing on the sidewalk out front
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Friday, September 25, 2009
For the love of God people, gloryholes is spelled as one word, not two!

Bitch Boy responds: Thanks, that subject wasn't covered in the AP Stylebook.

Ladies, have you seen all the drama on Craigslist lately about all the private gloryholes in the area? OMG, much drama! I love it.

Work the “sheets” bitches!

Why are the girls in the “women seeking women” section of Craigslist so much hotter than the “men seeking men”? Craigslist may attract the scum of the gene pool, but apparently only those with a Y chromosome!

“Drinking and driving is illegal. Smoking in bars is illegal.” Whine, whin ...

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Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Glory holes? Manhunt? Craigslist? You can have gay culture. Sounds pretty miserable.
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Friday, September 18, 2009
Glory holes died when Glorious Amusements at Half and O streets closed.

Re: “What happened to meeting guys and gals in bars?” Drinking and driving is illegal. Smoking in bars is illegal. Metro closes before bars do and they bulldozed all the good places for the Nationals stadium. That's what happened.

Hey Bitch Boy, how big is your doorknob and bank account?

Bitch Boy responds: Bigger than yours, bitch.

Glory hole drama! For every 10 houses or apartments I bet there is a glory hole.

I'm sick of all those guys on Manhunt saying they already have a boyfriend and just want sex. Hon, if your BF is that boring in bed all yo ...

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Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:00:00 EST

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How did you know he was cheating on you? Because you were looking for a trick of your own on Manhunt and saw his profile read 'Right Now!' Hypocrite!
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Friday, September 11, 2009
To the guy who said, “How do I get that tall white boy to sleep with me,” here are instructions: 1. Take him to a bar and get him drunk. 2. Introduce him to a drug dealer. 3. Get him hooked on drugs. 4. Keep him as your slave till he either overdoses or enters rehab. 5. Repeat 1 thru 4.

What's up with all the “sheet” gloryholes around here lately? You people need to get with it and take lessons from my boy “Apartmentgloryhole!”

I just love all the glory-hole bashing that is going on, on Craigslist these days. Keep it up boys!

Why do all the suburbanites expect you to maintain the relationship by driving way out into the bo ...

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Fri, 4 Sep 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Who would want to even eat at Tastee Diner? Eww.
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Friday, September 04, 2009
Sounds like the “Real World” is looking for some free advertising because nobody cares about their tweets or were aware they were in town.

To the guy who wants to know why people in D.C. are so mean to the cast of “Real World” … sweetheart, it will take you a while to realize that when a gay newbie comes to D.C. from other smaller venues, it only takes about two years for them to start to abuse alcohol, drugs, sprout fangs and claws (and not with a full moon), and contact STDs by sleeping with high-risk groups. If you can maintain your dignity and have a strong sense of morals like some of us, you can just look in pity at the freaks.

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Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:00:00 EST

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I've lost a second man to porn. Do any gay men have real careers? Doctors, scientists, hell, I'll even take a gay D.C. lawyer!
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Friday, August 28, 2009
Ugh, why do I see so many cute guys wearing girl jeans? Stretch denim and glitter are not attractive.

Bitch Boy: How about posting more bitches instead of spending so much time at the Crew Club?

Bitch Boy responds: Because Crew Club is more fun.

If you're looking for something other than just sex, why are you looking on Craigslist? Either you're that naïve, or you're looking to be offended; either way, I don't sympathize.

Of course the economy sucks. I'm a lesbian and was just thanked for leaving a tip. This has never happened before.

Yeah, I'm no prude. Don't show me your genitals. Just face and torso because I'm no prude an ...

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Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:00:00 EST

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You know how they say to stand in front of a mirror naked to feel better about yourself? That's a lie, I'm still crying!
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Friday, August 21, 2009
Re: “Would somebody please out Charlie Crist before he gets elected to the United States Senate? Thank you. Bitch Boy responds: He's been outed before, but the Miami Herald and Washington Post won't write about it. He's the next Larry Craig waiting to happen.” Great, do you know in which airport bathroom I should be waiting?

It amazes me that guys who have no hesitation when engaging in oral or anal sex, totally freak when you try to put your face in their armpits. Really?

Thanks Arlington for mixing a sweet guy like him in with real criminals who attack him. He is scared every day, there has to be another place to serve time for a DUI.

Having a M ...

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Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Lazy bitches, quit setting your cocktails on the dance floor! The rest of us are tired of dancing on broken glass
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Friday, August 14, 2009
Re: “People who trim or chew their fingernails to non-existence are just plain weird. How can you leave your fingertips so vulnerable and incapable of picking up a coin?” It's a compulsion that they can't prevent from engaging in stupid, you should know like when you make stupid statements about people biting their nails!

So you skipped our date because you had a “family emergency?” Ah yes, that old story! Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that one!

Screw your BS and your lies. Screw all the times you made me cry. Screw your friends and your tattoos. Screw your dysfunctional family, too. Screw everything that you ever took to heart. I ...

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Fri, 7 Aug 2009 05:00:00 EST

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From now on I am sticking to the straight underwear brands. These gay brands must all be for bottoms — they crush your pouch!
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Friday, August 07, 2009
I guess I make a bad bear. I don't go to the same bar every week for happy hour and hit the closest bear run/big boy orgy every weekend. Do we really have to surround ourselves with those who look just like us 24/7?

D.C. gets $12 million to save or create police positions. OK, how about a fully staffed GLLU?

A recent survey had a majority of women admit they didn't clean themselves everyday, peed in the shower and didn't wash their hands. So does that make lesbians cleaner or worse than their hetero counterparts?

I love having sex in your bed. I like to look up and see us go at it in the mirror over it. It's porn and I get to physically enjoy it as well as se ...

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Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:00:00 EST

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“You host” means “Cheating on my partner.”
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Friday, July 31, 2009
Re: “Fabulous in my Crocs.” Oh honey, no man looks good in Crocs. Poor thing.

Fabulous? In Crocs? Maybe in the trailer park you might think that.

The Gaysians needs more guys to date for sure. But they want young gay boys, not old white farts who longer can compete for another white boy. Thus they moved to NYC to find dates their own age, and you had the gall to follow them? The nerve.

Two words: Courtesy flush!

Bitch Boy responds: As long as we're on the subject, if you have to go #2 while out at the club, then go home! Your night is over.

Re: “Where are all the Gaysians hiding?” On Craigslist and at Secre ...

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Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Stop bragging about your money on Facebook. All your 'friends' know your sugar daddy is paying the bills!
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Friday, July 24, 2009
No end to DOMA; gay soldier discharges continue; no ENDA; higher taxes; higher unemployment; a misread of the economy; increasing deficits and a White House reception — the Democratic panacea.

To the homeless guy by the CVS: Just because you don't like my sense of fashion doesn't mean I don't look fabulous in my Crocs.

My heart bleeds all over the carpet for bi-national couples who can't settle in the U.S. because of marriage laws, like living in Montreal or Cancun is such a horrible fate. At least you've got a loving, supportive partner, bitch. Countez vos blessings!

Twinkies, bears, leather daddies, label whores, artsy-fags, drama queens ... holy crap ...

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Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Every time I begin to like you as a person, you open your mouth and change my mind.
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Dude. Enough with the botox, chemical peels, silicone lip injections and bad plastic surgery. You look like a big puffy, shiny, wide-eyed, frozen-face Leona Helmsley. Someone has got to say it: you look creepy and you frighten people with that Halloween mask you call a “face.” It makes your insecurity and self-loathing transparent. I am embarrassed for you and uncomfortable around you. Stop.

To the pathetic A-lister wannabe who wrote “A-listers are not worried about paying 'next month's rent' — we have mortgages.” REAL A-listers are not worried about paying “next month's mortgage.” They have already paid it off.

What this area n ...

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Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Politicians shouldn't be allowed to wed. When they cheat, it threatens the sanctity of marriage.
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Friday, July 10, 2009
A-listers are not worried about paying “next month's rent” — we have mortgages.

I don't know who you have to sleep with to find an affordable apartment, but I would put out to move out of the ghetto.

Re: Harry Thomas. He has done NOTHING for Ward 5. We have giant potholes, falling trees, chronic speeding near children. Do you really think he would do something for the LGBT community when we can't even get our street on the leaf cleaning schedule each fall?

I don't care who is in power, I will accept restroom sex from both sides of the house.

Commuters be damned! Show it off!

A trim down there is completely acceptable bu ...

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Fri, 3 Jul 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Happy Fourth of July! Can I take Friday and Monday off?
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Friday, July 03, 2009
While I support Obama and feel that he has already accomplished a lot in his first few months, I am disappointed by his lack of follow-through for the LGBT community! From the get go he brought in that horribly homophobic reverend to deliver his inaugural address and now, after having built us up for the last two days to receive this amazing set of same-sex partner benefits for employees — what did we get? Nothing! He can blame it on Congress all he wants but Obama has failed to make good on just about all of his lofty promises to the LGBT community.

I live in Ward 5 and Harry Thomas is more worried about the Marylanders who are going to Mt. Calvary Church than the actual Wa ...

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Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:00:00 EST

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Aww, look at you gay federal employees. You're almost equal to your heterosexual counterparts. Hope you don't need health insurance.
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Friday, June 26, 2009
Baltimore Pride was much more fun than Capital Pride. D.C. could take a lesson from our neighbors to the north!

Re: The “teet you're sucking off of”: it is “teat,” you moron. Live dangerously — become literate.

No, bitch, Latin died because the Roman Empire collapsed and it was not the enforced language. But the educated still speak it.

Re: “How about a column in which people say only nice things?” There are already web sites that do that. Bottling up animosity gives you ulcers. Bitch Boy provides a much needed service!

The Washington Post does hate gays. Every time there's a pro-gay article in the Post the ...