tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20580459638438656632012-04-15T21:35:38.264-04:00Wasted RantJTnoreply@blogger.comBlogger392125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-65691589367737585752010-10-06T09:06:00.003-04:002010-10-06T09:12:03.913-04:00It's Broken, Here's a Pill to Fix ItFeeling a little dry down there? Well there's good news for you menopausal women with malfunctioning vagninas. Drug giant Bayer is teaming up with EndoCeutics to develop a female sex drug for that exact problem. Dry pussies no more! The drug aims to help lube up those desert areas by naturally stimulating the production of the ladies' juice. Don't let vaginal atrophy get you down. There is help JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-13982376341452440042010-09-03T08:56:00.002-04:002010-09-03T09:00:13.727-04:00Bottle or Can?Forget the "taste great, less filling" debate. We've moved on to something more pressing. In a bottle or in a can. Well most beer aficionados will tell you in a bottle, hands down. If you also happen to be a rich bastard you will be interested in the beer vault. Store you high end beer in brightly lit acrylic canisters and distribute to your snooty friends. So ... when are you inviting me over JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-6512743874757147472010-09-01T10:34:00.002-04:002010-09-01T10:41:25.948-04:00It's a Trap!Is it the Crying Game all over again? How does this happen? Gamers from all over tricked in adoring a guy who looks like an attractive girl. Also, why would you even want to pretend you were something you're not? I'm sure many Asian males are clawing their eyes out right now. Who knows if magazines will continue to feature Kayo Satou.(link)JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-87192472019275398712010-08-24T13:00:00.002-04:002010-08-24T13:04:04.189-04:00Morning drive, not so bad ...After reading this story about a China traffic jam, suddenly my morning drive doesn't seem so bad. 1 hour, 2 hours, so what. Nothing compared to 10 days of hell sitting on the freeway eating instant noodles day after day. It simply boggles the mind. How could this happen? Given the poor infrastructure in China, sure, but come on! 10 days! Call in the army, do something about this! Who do I have JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-7636406496669389822010-08-12T22:27:00.003-04:002010-08-12T22:31:23.507-04:00wasted rant aug.12, 2010Let me just say ... NSFWMeh, here's some boobs and pussy, enjoy!JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-2696546457540451812010-07-12T13:08:00.003-04:002010-07-12T13:20:43.163-04:00Ode to the empty rollSurprised? Perhaps I caught you off guard?You've been left hanging, naked, alone, in the dark. Not a strip of tissue to cover your modesty. How did this happen?To the right is a readily available replacement, fresh and full of life. Prepared to be deployed to the nether regions to perform their dutiful task, albeit disgusting and soiled in nature.Oh how we quickly forget. Good times you and me. JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-9246078025609322982010-06-03T09:46:00.002-04:002010-06-03T09:52:25.646-04:00More things I hatePeople playing their music annoying loud at which point my ears bleed.People playing their music quiet enough that I am unable to discern the name of the song.People that sing out of tune or off key.People that hum to themselves and think that no one can hear them.People who drive at the same speed as the bus/truck/large vehicle in the next lane that I am trying to pass.People that walk by my JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-23393083574651927962010-05-19T09:42:00.002-04:002010-05-19T09:58:36.260-04:00All I want to do is ...I fucking hate itunes. I really do. All I want to do is perform a restore on my ipod but for some reason the summary tab does not show up anywhere. I've tried putting into disk mode, I've tried the reset, I've tried everything under the help options and nothing. I distinctly remember the ipod having it's own separate information tab in itunes when I last used it but for some reason now it is goneJTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-65062873703183669482010-05-03T11:18:00.005-04:002010-05-21T13:23:57.140-04:00Sitting at Dim Sum leads to rantingThis is why I don't come to Dim Sum. Observing the people around me simply depresses me. I'm doomed. Populated with my elders and alike they are a pressing reminder of what I will become. Mostly old and very young they serve no purpose other than to proudly display their spawns. I'm left with my inner monologue to ponder my life and successes/failures. Mostly failures or rather lack of forward JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-8537094740592489412010-04-05T11:32:00.003-04:002010-04-05T11:36:50.101-04:00Smokers SuckHeading out to the bar for a night of drinking I have to put up with them. Smokers. Slowly killing themselves and everyone around them. The fumes fill the place and make my eyes water. Is it any wonder I don't go to the local pub very often? Why are you smokers so dumb? The medical repercussions are undeniable and yet the tobacco industry continues to earn billions of dollars a year ... from JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-29872043476806198352010-03-29T12:21:00.002-04:002010-03-29T12:32:19.150-04:00Exercise in futilityDid you observe Earth Hour on Saturday? Did you spend a whole hour in the dark? Did you at least turn off most of the lights and make an effort to conserve energy? Did you notice anyone else doing it? Were you 'amazed' by the numbers in the Sunday paper about how much power was conserved around the world? Do you feel good about yourself? Go ahead pat yourself on the back. Maybe even get yourself JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-28227960195909794562010-03-11T12:45:00.002-05:002010-03-11T12:54:47.439-05:00Coworkers got me downBad moods are contagious in the office. Despite listening to my ipod, sometimes I catch a bit of a bitter conversation and my day just goes to the shits. It's loud so you can't ignore it completely. The interesting parts you over hear involve swearing that makes you giggle just a little. The air is thick with frustration and despair.Oops, too late. It's got you. No, not the matrix. The bad mood. JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-90318184147073410562010-03-05T11:50:00.002-05:002010-03-05T11:57:25.858-05:00What's this and why is it on my desk?Ever leave your desk for a cup of coffee and come back to find a bunch of shit on your desk? Happens all the time to me. It's like someone had a party in those brief moments while I was gone. I've got someone's printouts, a newspaper, half empty coffee cup, a fax/modem card (seriously, who the fuck still uses an internal fax/modem card?!) and more. And it's not even like my desk in a centralized JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-23491602105152525512010-01-27T12:35:00.002-05:002010-01-27T12:39:26.669-05:00I could really go for some dog right now ...Looks like your days of enjoying dog and cat are numbered ... in China at least. Finally the Chinese have decided to catch up with the civilized world and ban the eating of cat and dog. No joke. People over there are still eating man's best friend. To deter enterprising restaurants serving up "meat special" the fines range UP TO $730 OR 15 days in jail. Um, yeah. That will definitely teach them. JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-63736799043890033572010-01-16T16:15:00.002-05:002010-01-16T16:23:56.458-05:00What's That SoundEver have one of those bands whose music you don't mind? Until someone starts singing or humming their music badly? This particular perpetrator can be squarely blamed on Beatles Rock Band. Now I have nothing against the Beatles however listening to someone hum their music for 8 hours is enough to drive one to suicide (or mass murder). What's more annoying that listening faint humming throughout JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-92086365168984081892010-01-13T11:44:00.002-05:002010-01-13T11:54:40.428-05:00American Idol not even trying anymoreSo I caught last night's American Idol and I wasn't entertained. I found myself wondering what else was on tv, even if it was a re-run I think would have been better off watching it. Nothing really stood out. Insane crazy over the top auditions? Nope. Fantastic amazing vocal talent? Nope. Well at least we can rely on Simon's biting commentary ... nope. He didn't blast anyone, he didn't make JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-78521677390375674592009-12-23T11:14:00.003-05:002009-12-23T11:41:50.337-05:00List of things & people I hateTelemarketers - no, you many not speak to the "person of the house", and no I don't want to hear about how I can save on long distance, and for chrissake learn fucking English.Door to door religious zealots - don't leave your literature and don't try to debate me about my beliefs. Do you even realize how invasive it for someone to show up at my door and try to convert me to some dumbass cult. JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-59430711140658819112009-12-14T10:19:00.004-05:002009-12-14T11:15:40.810-05:00The Christmas Shopping RantEvery year I wait just a bit too long to start my Christmas shopping and I'm stuck. Putting up with all the stress, it's my own fault. I should have gone shopping in November. Don't get me wrong, I love buying stuff, but I hate all of the extra crap that goes along with it during the December season. Let's review together what we all hate about Christmas shopping.1. parking - that guy putting JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-19614896144899300272009-12-03T11:51:00.003-05:002009-12-03T12:11:47.245-05:00So did he really do it?The truth is once you get married and have kids it's the end of good sex. Don't get me wrong, you still get to have sex but it's more like going through the motions rather than really enjoying yourself. An obligation if you will. The good sex ends when you have kids. More specifically oral. I'm guessing that's why Tiger did it.A few reasons to back up my claim. Take a good look at the women he's JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-41928169822949390422009-11-27T10:38:00.003-05:002009-11-27T10:46:24.420-05:00Walmart wins in courtIf you don't know the story here's the long and short of it.A bunch of Walmart employees get together in Jonquière, Quebec and decide it would be a great idea to unionize. Management says, that's not a good idea, you probably shouldn't do that. Unions will end up costing us more in wages and benefits. EXACTLY! But of course they ignore the smart advice and go ahead and do it. AHH, life is good. JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-50070146761047249652009-11-11T10:11:00.003-05:002009-11-11T10:30:31.606-05:00No TV Make Me Go Something something...At what point do you re-evaluate your life? When your cable tv fails. At that singular moment in time you realize how little you've accomplished and how insignificant you are. Despite getting overly testy with the idiots on the customer support line at the end of the day my cable was out for 3 days.No tv make me go ... something something.Life is just not the same. Gambling on football without JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-26530831236239656272009-10-21T15:48:00.002-04:002009-10-21T16:06:46.869-04:00Bad Drivers Danger to the Rest of UsNothing saddens me more than lives lost due to bad drivers. It all comes down to speeding. Everybody's in a rush to get somewhere but never considers the consequences. Like this idiot who plowed his BMW through a minivan devastating a family. He was drunk and going 200 km/h in a 60 zone. There was nothing left of the minivan. Completely senseless. Any sentence less than 25 years in prison would JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-32753540641469520412009-09-08T17:14:00.003-04:002009-09-08T17:26:43.455-04:00And make that a diet coke ...Never ceases to amaze me the number of fatties that walk up into a fast food joint and ask for a diet drink. Like the other day I'm at a KFC and this fat couple walk up to the counter and order a bucket of chicken. No problem here, until they ask for it to be made "less greasy/oily". Hmm, Houston we have a problem. I'm not sure they recognize the situation they're in. It's fried chicken. Oil is JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-24010727309194948222009-07-30T14:21:00.003-04:002009-07-30T14:35:09.963-04:00Clean Out The Frickin Fridge!A communal fridge brings out the "lazy" in everyone. Sure, everybody loves to keep their stuff cool, but nobody wants to put the effort into maintaining a usable fridge. For the love of GOD! Keep the fridge clean!It first starts with an "oopsie" spill. Ah, don't worry about it, SOMEONE else will clean it up, right? WRONG! Then another one, then another.Then some leaves leftovers in the fridge. JTnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2058045963843865663.post-11495667078371306292009-07-20T09:04:00.002-04:002009-07-20T09:10:45.525-04:00That's Not For DrinkingIt's amazing how some people in the modern Americas have the education of their equivalent 3rd world peons. In those countries where water is scarce you can forgive them for defecating in the same water they use to bath, wash, and drink. Limited supplies create difficult situations. Over here in North America we don't suffer the same lack of resources, however we do still suffer from stupidity. JTnoreply@blogger.com0