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Just some random thoughts from the past events.

2010-10-14T01:57:00.000-07:00

Allright, incoming a little summary.

Unintentionally I had to listen a conversation in TV which considered gay marriages yesterday.
Obviously it was made by setting a group of religious people, and a group of people who had something to do with gayness against eachother.
Now I don't really care about conversations like this that much because i've learned something about religious people. They don't care. Yes, even when you plant a fact in their face, they can throw off stupid senseless shit at you, and still act like they "won".
Oh and by the way, I don't mind if you believe in god or whatever. Whatever rocks your boat, fine, but don't make that shit affect others life.
So yeah anyways, about the conversation. There was this one good old hypocrite, a nice stereotypical big mouth from the church who said this.

"We cannot allow gay marriages, that is wrong. Who knows what will happen next, maybe someone wants to marry their beloved dog."

Allright, that was the point where I lost my interest. What can you say to that? It's like...What? What the hell man. Like someone already said:

Arguing with religious people is like playing chess with a pigeon. It will knock over the pieces and fly to the rooftop to brag with its friends.

That shit makes me rage. How come we got people like this sitting quite high in our hierarchy?
I understand if they don't like that shit. Don't like gay marriages? Fine, you don't have to, but talking shit like that? Uh-huh.
Also some of the comments this Finnish member of the parliament (Christianparty) said made me very sad.
She said something like this.

"A child has the right to have a father and a mother. It's wrong towards the child to prevent that"

And the discussion was about gay adoption.
Ok first of all, there are quite a lot of children out there, who have no parents at all.
I don't think that you would know how it would feel to grow without parents without experiencing it yourself. Or even worse, your parents died or something.

Yeah I bet that would happen.
Meh, enough rant about that subject, I just don't understand why to make other peoples life so hard.
And just as a note, I'm not a gay myself. Admitted, this seems like a huge standup for their rights. Meh.

Oh! I'm not a huge fan of FPS games but I used to play CS like 7 years back.
Yesterday I bought Left for dead 2 from my colleague, and.... Shieeet man.
That's some awesome shit after these 4 years of WoW!
I love team based games (Few exceptions) and those games are pretty much the only ones I play.
What I instantly noticed was the teamplay, you can't leave people behind, you have to help them and shit like that. I really love that.
However I found an downside with that... I got a bit paranoid.
Was walking dog outside and noticed myself watching all over myself and kinda expected a few zombies or whatever they are, to walk by.. I've never played an FPS game alone (This is why I need team shit), ever. Just can't fucking do it. Wonder why.

Another nice find was League of Legends! I'm an old DoTA fan so it kicked me.
Playing with Taric and damn that shit is lethal!

What else...? Oh yeah, it's the best day of month tomorrow. Payday, bitch. Chi-ching, going to see a movie with mah gurl saturday, maybe eating some 'special muffins' (if you catch my drift) and shit like that. Got high hopes from this weekend.
ps: I wonder where did my anger go? Anyone seen it?

Things I'm very happy with or which I love.

2010-10-01T05:29:00.000-07:00

Ok first of all sorry for the inconvinience I caused. I was writing this shit down at work (HAH!) at friday and spent like hours on it. Like predicted, it never came out. Now I've got time to finish it.

My guitar
This is one of the things i'm still very happy and satisfied with. I bought this motherfucker (Well ok, granny-leasing) around 5 years ago.

Yes, this bitch is called Ibanez GRG170DX and it's JEWEL BLUE.

I'm not an infite knowledge book of guitars and their parameters'n'shit, but I can say without a doubt that this is a very good guitar.

Hardware is very good. Obviously those mics aren't EMG's or anything but a guitar that costs you 239€, it's a nice deal. Neck is not a fucking copter, i've had it straightened out ONCE. (No idea if he even did anything, maybe he just tried to look like a professional)

I'll compare that ibanez to my second guitar, Har-Har-Harr. Harley Benton motherfuckers HAHA!

Now that shit is like... Oh god.

The price difference is of course "pretty" much. Ibanez is over twice the prize compared to the cheap Benton.

I didn't expect to get a top notch guitar, not even as good as my cheap Ibanez. I was surprised.

What I really got was a piece of disgusting and horrible shit.

Not kidding. The difference is so huge that you wouldn't believe me. But atleast I learned something about this. Never buy harley benton to a starting guitarist, because that shit will make you ragequit.

Hmm, to be honest, that's the only thing i'm very happy at the moment :o

Pain of Salvation and a dog that sounds like a pig

2010-09-29T01:18:00.000-07:00

Ever heard of Pain of Salvation? If no, then shame on you.
Check this out.

Liked it? Nice one, have a cookie! Hated it? Well go to die then!

I'm going to see that band on friday. \o/ Damn, I can't even wait to see them.
I really like Daniel's voice, it's very.. Well fuck you, can't describe such awesomeness anyways!
That was abit offtopic (Just like this whole goddamn blog) but atleast I got something to tell you huh?

Oh yeah, you must be wondering about the dog that sounds like a pig, hah.
Yesterday when I was walking our dog in the cold, breezing wastelands of Finland, I made an amazing discovery! Somewhere in the distance I saw two figures, one tall, cyclope -alike creature starting at me, and there seemed to be a small, yet not as horrifying thing aswell, alongside with the cyclope.
Turns out it was a girl with a Chow chow. Heh, me and my imagination.
Chowie spotted us and wanted to stay there since I was walking with a dog aswell. Our dog is abit angry towards younger male dogs so I already felt a little awkward about the confrontation. (Our Mittelspitz is very annoyed to any younger male dogs, no matter if it's a goddamn wolf, or a fucking monsterdog from the 9th hell, he just tries to attack them).
So fine, I had to confront the lady with the dog. But as lucky I was, it was a bitch, not a male.
Here comes the tricky part, she started to grunt like a piggy (No, not the lady, the dog)!
And I was moved to tears (Well almost)! It was the most adorable creature of them all!
Have you ever heard a fluffy dog grunting like a pig? Huh? Have you? Thought so! No, pug's are sneezing, not grunting so that shit doesn't count! (Altho pugs are quite adorable aswell)

Go and get a fluffy chowchow with pig sounds, buy BE (Pain of salvation album) and listen them simultaeously, I guarantee satisfaction!
Goddamn what a random post haha.

Regardless.

2010-09-22T05:34:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I love that word aswell.
Anyways, got an idea from the following comment aimed at my previous post.

"Heres a protip for you my friend, get a tablet or IPAD otherwise, draw on paper and scan them! LOL :P

Just saying, your drawings are ok but can be improved :D"

Ok man, you asked for it. I'm about to draw the same character from the prev.post. With my paper&pencil combo.
(Also, what kind of protip is to buy an ipad??!)

Now take a good look at that. "Hi, i'm Simon and this is my drawing. I listen to hiphop and I like baseball".
Just.. Sigh.

But hey, atleast I got to make my own ceiling cat!
Tubbypaws.blogspot is awsum<3

Drawing

2010-09-21T04:20:00.000-07:00

Shit and hell. Seriously, I'm so fond of drawing that I almost feel ill for it.
Now I know how you think it is, I'm just an emo fuck who can't take compliments or adore himself. You know?
These people who can really draw shit, and make it look both personal, and good but still say " I can't draw".
Here's the catch, everyone can draw something personal, but to make it look good is a different story.

If you can draw a human (inb4 stick-man), and make it look good, congratulations, you can draw and you can make yourself better by adding more personality to your drawings.
However, people like me instead, can't make anything look good. Anything.
And don't get me wrong here either, I know that drawing is practicing, but you can only practice if you know what you are doing in the first place.
I'm a patient man, I play guitar. You can actually compare drawing to playing instruments.
You either can play, or you can't.
OBVIOUSLY you can learn shit if you bang your head to the wall, draw a same fucking thing over and over again until it's in your muscular-nervous-memory -whatevethefuckingthing and you can draw it with your eyes closed. Same goes with guitar, stare tablatures and play that shit. CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCK, NOW YOU CAN DO SHIT WHAT SOMEONE ELSE DID 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
Try to add something to that song/drawing you trained so goddamn long, and you're fucking doomed.
Oh man my mind is so full of fuck right now, sorry if this is getting too long but I have to pour it all out!

Let's make it even clearer, I can learn a song with a guitar and add some of my "own" shit to that, you know like different chords, different solo or whatever. No problem, I'm not good at playing yet, but fuck that, I can still do that without learning the whole shit from the begin.
When I draw, I can draw a pair of pants, a shirt and maybe even an axe, but when it comes down to combining them, i'm screwed. I just can't do it. Not to even mention if I'd have to draw those items from a different angle. Hah, fuck off!
I'm twentytwo years old now, and i've drawn propably million things, bought thousands of notebooks for drawing, i've watched dozens of "learn how to draw" -videos, read hundreds of "learn how to draw" -books. And still I can't draw shit.

The picture above is the sample of my skills. I even drew a baseball bat to him so he can kick the shit out of anyone who laughs. I'm not shitting you, that's the best I can do.
"But it's done with paint lol" well fuck you, paint makes it look even better than freehanded!
I'd really love to draw, and my mind is always full of potential ideas of what to draw, but when I draw shit like above, I usually just let the ideas go (Wonder why..).

I'm a bit bitter about it, but mostly because of people who draw very well, but say that they can't draw.

If you can draw, be fucking happy about it and don't feel bad if you can't draw photorealistic characters, be concerned when your drawings are still similar to your first-grade ones like mine.

Gadgets, gadgets everywhere!

2010-09-03T01:49:00.000-07:00

Look at this blog, it's a goddamn mess! And who is it to blame? Gadgets, those small yet large, cool yet annoying little things which I, personally cannot resist.
I love blogs which are simple and clean. They have this funny message which cannot be seen... It's like a waterstamp but invisible, and it says "Here's my blog, that's my friends, now follow or fuck off!"
That rules I tell ya.
Then again, this blog reminds of people who are ADHD and always find something nice to add.
Actually, thats exacly who I am and I just got it right now!

You can compare blogs with cakes for example, you can't see how it's like unless you taste it (in this case, read). However if it looks awful, you don't even want to fucking see it, you want to smash it and stick your cock in it.
There you can see a nice, simple cake which is propably very good. You can also see a cake made by someone like me, who cannot stop adding things and soon it looks like colourful turd. Shit.
I wish I could code. Well I can't so that's fucking it.

Awful cake

Nice cake

Laughter

2010-09-01T02:53:00.000-07:00

What is laughter?
Check this "awesome" link and make a comment for me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughter

I really used to laugh alot, I mean from pretty much everything. Actually even got myself into a trouble when my boss thought that i'm doping(which I didn't). Had to prove him with an test. Pissing infront of an old lady, priceless.
However, I find myself hard to laugh these days, I don't know. Don't get me wrong, i'm still quite happy chap but I miss the feeling of real laughter, you know when you can't even stop it? I miss that. I feel broken.
Is internet causing this? Should I have more friends? I find myself mostly giggling instead of 'laughing'n'crying'.

Maybe I should try to enjoy things more.