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2010-10-29T10:54:00.001-07:00

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Mukesh Ambani Moves into New Home

2010-10-14T11:34:00.000-07:00

Mukesh Ambani, The richest man in India, just moved into a new home. It’s 27 stories high and features over 100 telephones for him to help you fix your laptop.

Christine O'Donnell Debates

2010-10-14T10:33:00.000-07:00

Christine O'Donnell, in last nights debate with Chris Coons, was stumped when asked for a recent Supreme Court decision that she disagreed with. She claimed she had only studied for the math portion of the exam. Later on in the debate she also asked if she could have a multiple choice question, if there was extra credit and if any of this would affect her final grade.

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Boss's Day

2010-10-14T08:26:00.000-07:00

National Boss Day is October 16th. Finally, an opportunity to celebrate both Tony Danza and Bruce Springsteen.

Cox and Arquette Divorce Pool Winner

2010-10-13T16:23:00.000-07:00

As predicted at the start of the relationship Courtney Cox and David Arquette are divorced. So congratulations to Mary Weatherford of Scottsdale, AZ for winning the national pool. While not calling the date exactly, she had the next closest guess with March 3, 2006.

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Courtney Cox and David Arquette Divorce

2010-10-13T14:21:00.000-07:00

Courtney Cox is divorcing David Arquette. Cougar Town is now a reality show.

Chilaen Miners

2010-10-13T12:21:00.000-07:00

The Chilean Miners have been rescued. Hipsters are “so over” this story now that the miners aren’t underground anymore.

Courtney Cox and David Arquette Split

2010-10-13T10:08:00.000-07:00

Courtney Cox and David Arquette are getting a divorce after Cox suddenly realized she was married to David Arquette.

Trapped Chilean Miners Worried About Rescue

2010-10-12T12:09:00.000-07:00

"Further attempts at rescue will cause the roof of the mine to collapse."

- the only Chilean Miner with an ugly wife

People are Mad About Gap's New Look

2010-10-12T11:39:00.000-07:00

After a public outcry from fans, the Gap has decided to switch back to its old logo after a week with its new one. Protests included the burning of chinos, hanging corduroys in effigy, and mixing stripes and plaids.

Medal of Honor Waging Video Game War

2010-10-12T09:09:00.000-07:00

New Medal of Honor Video game to wage war against the dominant video game franchises of Halo and Call of Duty. The world waits to see if momentum of this conflict will cause a military response from Mario and the Toadstool Kingdom.

New Gap Logo is Canceled

2010-10-12T08:39:00.000-07:00

After an outcry from fans, the Gap has decided to switch back to its old logo after a week with its new one. The CEO was quoted as saying ‘People care about the Gap?’

Google Cars and Their Defensive Driving

2010-10-12T08:27:00.000-07:00

Google has made a car that can drive itself. It is reported to have three modes: defensive, aggressive, and Lindsay Lohan.

Armless Pianist Wins China's Got Talent

2010-10-12T07:27:00.000-07:00

An armless man won China’s Got Talent. The audience loved him, but felt awkward about giving him a hand.

Google's Car Drives All On Its Own

2010-10-11T10:21:00.000-07:00

Google has made a new car. It is a mode of transportation that can think and move on its own power. It sounds like they invented a horse.

Mobile TV Service "U-Verse" to be packaged with At&t and the Windows 7 Phone

2010-10-11T09:32:00.000-07:00

By combining Windows 7, U-verse, and At&t’s legendary signal quality you can now: drop calls, not get emails, and partially enjoy your favorite episodes of glee.

Google Car Drives Itself

2010-10-11T09:22:00.000-07:00

Google has made a car that can drive itself, only downside is its use of real-life google map arrows that are proportionately 10 stories tall and block the sun.

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Jen Sterger and Brett Farve

2010-10-08T11:49:00.000-07:00

Brett Farve accused of cheating with woman that looks like a younger version of his wife. If this woman comes in contact with her older self then time cop rules apply.

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Brett Farve and the Ladies!

2010-10-08T11:34:00.000-07:00

Brett Favre is accused of sending flirty texts to a woman who is not his wife. Tomorrow he is expected to announce his retirement from texting.

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Pirates Attack!!!

2010-10-08T10:28:00.000-07:00

Johnny Depp surprised English schoolchildren by showing up in character as Jack Sparrow. Joaquin Phoenix was also in character, in the alley behind the school, sifting through the garbage.

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Phillies No Hitter

2010-10-07T11:21:00.000-07:00

Phillies pitcher Roy Halladay threw a no hitter in last night's playoff game; meaning he'll be a hero in Philly from now until the next time he makes the slightest mistake. Then he'll go back to being booed.

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Facebook Encourages Cliques

2010-10-07T08:42:00.000-07:00

Facebook introduces new clique-oriented friend grouping. New features include outfit matching, web-based scoffing at people who are different, and automatic de-friending members of clique in a relationship with someone you've previously dated.

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Lady Gaga is Influential

2010-10-07T07:45:00.000-07:00

Forbes has named Lady Gaga the most powerful woman in the world. In response, Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton have added more stage blood to their public addresses.

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Obama Loses His Seal

2010-10-06T16:57:00.000-07:00

The Presidential seal fell off of the lectern during a speech Obama was giving. Proving that gravity is Republican.

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