<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>wazobiareport.com NewsFeed</title><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/</link><description>The latest headlines and articles from wazobiareport.com, Nigeria's satire website.</description><copyright>(c) 2011, wazobiareport.com. All rights reserved.</copyright><ttl>5</ttl><item><title>We Ordained Them Before Giving Them Robes to Wear: APC Counters Fake Bishops Accusation</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Lagos &amp;ndash; The outgoing Nigerian ruling party, APC, has strongly denied employing fake bishops to attend the unveiling of the party&amp;rsquo;s Muslim Vice-Presidential candidate.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/We-Ordained-Them-Before-Giving-Them-Robes-to-Wear-APC-Counters-Fake-Bishops-Accusation</link><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2022 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nigerians realise they were tricked as President Buhari fails to deliver change in 30 days</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Lagos - Nigerians are waking up to the bitter reality that their new president, Muhammadu Buhari, and his party, APC, have played a fast one on them.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Nigerians-realise-they-were-tricked-as-President-Buhari-fails-to-deliver-change-in-30-days</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2015 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Another Buhari supporter to take bus from Lagos to Abuja to show support</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ibadan - Yet another supporter of Nigerian President elect, General Muhammadu Buhari has started a journey across the nation in show of support for the election victory of the retired General.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Another-Buhari-supporter-to-take-bus-from-Lagos-to-Abuja-to-show-support</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2015 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ACN offers Free Mental Health Check up For Nigerians planning to vote for PDP</title><description>&lt;p class="clear"&gt;Lagos &amp;ndash; As the 2015 election draws near, a recent survey has revealed that there are still some Nigerians planning to vote for PDP on the 14th of February.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/ACN-offers-Free-Mental-Health-Check-up-For-Nigerians-planning-to-vote-for-PDP</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2015 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>God might have forgiven Nigeria</title><description>&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;Abuja &amp;ndash; There are indications that God might have forgiven Nigeria.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/God-might-have-forgiven-Nigeria</link><pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2014 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Buhari waiting for clean candidate as running mate</title><description>&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;Abuja - The All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, has been unable to choose a running mate because he is waiting for a candidate who has never stolen a kobo of public funds.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Buhari-waiting-for-clean-candidate-as-running-mate</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2014 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Our Prayers saved Nigeria from Ebola says Pentecostal Pastors</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Abuja - The association of Pentecostal Churches has congratulated&amp;nbsp;the Governor of Lagos Sate, Mr Raji Babalola Fashola,&amp;nbsp;on successfully containing&amp;nbsp;the Ebola outbreak in Nigeria.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Our-Prayers-saved-Nigeria-from-Ebola-says-Pentecostal-Pastors</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2014 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nigerian President treated in Germany for excessive salt ingestion</title><description>&lt;p class="p1"&gt;Germany &amp;ndash; The Nigerian leader, President Goodluck &amp;nbsp;Ebele Jonathan, has returned to his country after a brief trip to Germany where he was secretly treated for excessive salt ingestion.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Nigerian-President-treated-in-Germany-for-excessive-salt-ingestion</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2014 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nigerian President's newly wedded adopted daughter opens car rental business</title><description>&lt;p class="p1"&gt;London - The adopted daughter of the Nigerian President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has become a luxury car rental entrepreneur.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Nigerian-Presidents-newly-wedded-adopted-daughter-opens-car-rental-business</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2014 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Federal Government Bans Open Letters</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Abuja &amp;ndash; The Nigerian senate has secretly passed a bill banning the authoring and publishing of so-called open letters.</description><link>http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Federal-Government-Bans-Open-Letters</link><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2014 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>