We Hate Movies

Episode 59 - The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 21 May 2012 21:23:45 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang gets disgusted with a red-headed, feral animal named Pippi in The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking! Has there been a children's film with a worse message? What is this town's problem with orphans? Plus lots of talking horse impressions!

The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking stars Tami Erin, Eileen Brennan, and Dennis Dugan; directed by Ken Annakin.

Music - Bad Kids - The Black Lips

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Episode 58 - Undercover Blues

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 14 May 2012 21:00:03 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang goes undercover with Dennis Quaid and Kathleen Turner in the super-spy super-flop, Undercover Blues! Can Dennis Quaid stop smiling for two seconds? Why are there so many Stanley Tucci scenes if he's not the main villain? Plus, does a blowjob joke belong in a family-ish film? Short answer? No.

Undercover Blues stars Kathleen Turner, Dennis Quaid, Stanley Tucci, Fiona Shaw, Larry Miller, Obba Babatundé, and Richard Jenkins; directed by Herbert Ross.

Music - Secret Agent Man - The Toasters

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Episode 57 - The Glass House

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 07 May 2012 21:00:08 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang gets creeped out by Stellan Skarsgård in the 2001 teen thriller, The Glass House! Why does Skarsgård insist on hitting on Leelee Sobieski when she's his cash cow? How many useless threads can you fit into one movie? And Bruce Dern has to have the worst timing ever.

The Glass House stars Leelee Sobieski, Stellan Skarsgård, Diane Lane, and Bruce Dern; directed by Daniel Sackheim.

Music - Heart of Glass - Blondie

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Episode 56 - The Philadelphia Experiment II

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:00:10 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang gets all Back to the Future II with some Nazis and an alternate timeline in the 1993 sci-fi sequel dud, The Philadelphia Experiment II! Could ancient aliens be a real thing? Is it a bad sign when your main actor refuses to reprise his role? And Eric shares a bit of his vast knowledge of Nazi-centric tales of the macabre.

The Philadelphia Experiment II stars Brad Johnson, Marjean Holden, James Greene, and Gerrit Graham; directed by Stephen Cornwell.

Music - Time Bomb - Rancid

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Episode 55 - Rocky IV

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:00:00 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang goes toe-to-toe with Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren in Stallone's 1985 love letter to America, Rocky IV! Why couldn't Rocky just drop that damn towel? Is Paulie the world's biggest scumbag? And has American ever been uglier?

Rocky IV stars Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Carl Weathers, Talia Shire, Burt Young, and Brigitte Nielsen; directed by Sylvester Stallone.

Music - Hearts on Fire - John Cafferty

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Episode 54 - Gymkata

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:01:05 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang sneaks across the border into the dangerous, hard-partying land of Parmistan in 1985's White Guy Karate classic, Gymkata! Is a mullet the best hairstyle for a martial artist? How many people can fall off a cliff in one movie? And the gang considers moving to a fictional country.

Gymkata stars Kurt Thomas, Tetchie Agbayani, Richard Norton, and John Barrett; directed by Robert Clouse.

Music - Stranger in a Strange Land - Eddie Money

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Episode 53 - Free Enterprise

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:00:09 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang gets heated (and takes a long, hard look in the mirror) as they dissect the painfully-unfunny, dialogue-heavy, cult favorite, Free Enterprise! Have main characters been any more despicable? Is there any doubt the filmmakers wanted to make Swingers meets Star Trek? And why is Eric McCormack's character so shitty to waitresses?

Free Enterprise stars Eric McCormack, Rafer Weigel, Audie England, and William Shatner; directed by Robert Meyer Burnett.

Music - Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe

Episode 52 - Mr. Destiny

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:00:01 PDT

In this week's episode, worlds collide as the gang crosses paths with James Belushi and Michael Caine in the same film! It's the 1990 drama/comedy/horror show, Mr. Destiny! How does Jim Belushi's character not understand the plot of the movie? Do all guardian angels resemble British actors? And can you actually petition for knighthood?

Mr. Destiny stars James Belushi, Michael Caine, Linda Hamilton, Rene Russo, Jon Lovitz, and Hart Bochner; directed by James Orr.

Music - If Only - Goldfinger

Episode 51 - Senseless

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:53:24 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang knocks back some experimental serum with Marlon Wayans and David Spade in the 1998 lame-fest, Senseless! Is this really the worst screenplay we've encountered in the history of the show? How many lame stereotypes, Canadian or otherwise, can they squeeze in to one film? And does Marlon Wayans really need 'booty vision?'

Senseless stars Marlon Wayans, David Spade, Matthew Lillard, Tamara Taylor, Rip Torn, and Brad Dourif; directed by Penelope Spheeris.

Music - Weird Science - Oingo Boingo

Episode 50 - No Holds Barred

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:04:46 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang steps into the squared circle as they lock arms with Hulk Hogan and Kurt Fuller in the 1989 wrasslin' actioneer, No Holds Barred! Why doesn't Kurt Fuller just go after the second biggest wrestler in town? How degrading is it for a grown man to crap his pants? And is the Hulkster's funeral-black spandex in poor taste?

No Holds Barred stars Hulk Hogan, Joan Severance, Kurt Fuller, and Tommy 'Tiny' Lister; directed by Thomas J. Wright.

Music - Hulkster in Heaven & Hulkster's in the House - Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

Episode 49 - Hackers

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:00:03 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang heads back into the exciting world of Cyber Thrillers as they go keystroke for keystroke with Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller in Hackers! Can we all agree that hacking will never look exciting on film? Was the Secret Service ever responsible for stopping hackers? And we go into our second week of random, Penn Jillette quaternary characters.

Hackers stars Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie, Fisher Stevens, Matthew Lillard, and Wendell Pierce; directed by Iain Softley.

Music - Angelina Jolie - The Chevelles

Episode 48 - Off Beat

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:00:01 PST

In this week's episode, the gang weaves an awkward web of lies with Judge Reinhold and Meg Tilly in the 1986, cop comedy, Off Beat! How much of a degenerate gambler does Cleavant Derricks have to be to set up this scheme? Why would the NYPD mandate this off-hour dance recital? And is Judge Reinhold becoming our new James Belushi?

Off Beat stars Judge Reinhold, Meg Tilly, Cleavant Derricks, Harvey Keitel, and Joe Mantegna; directed by Michael Dinner.

Music - Lies - Peter Björn and John

Episode 47 - Cop and a Half

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:00:05 PST

In this week's episode, the gang goes on a ride-a-long with Burt Reynolds and some horrible child in the rejected Kindergarten Cop sequel, Cop and a Half! Did that bathroom scene really need to take place? How does the police department even agree to this scheme in the first place? And didn't we all kind of hate Nickelodeon?

Cop and a Half stars Burt Reynolds, Norman D. Golden II, Ray Sharkey, and Ruby Dee; directed by Henry Winkler.

Music - Kids - MGMT

Episode 46 - Nukie

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:00:07 PST

In this week's episode, the gang travels to South Africa (and also sort of Florida) in the 1988, sci-fi, family adventure, Nukie! Could there possibly be two worse-looking alien costumes than what we see here? What's with all the Christian superiority floating around in this movie? And we've never felt happier than when [we were led to believe] the titular character got iced.

Nukie stars Glynis Johns, Steve Railsback, Reed Evans, and Siphiwe Mlangeni; directed by Sias Odendal & Michael Pakleppa.

Music - Jesus Came from Outer Space - Supergrass

Episode 45 - Deadly Friend

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:00:09 PST

In this week's episode, the gang runs through suburbia with crappy, '80s teens and a friendly-ish super robot in Wes Craven's 1986 super misstep, Deadly Friend! Why are the townsfolk not shocked that a boy created artificial intelligence? How does this mother not go to the police? And did we really confuse Anne Ramsey with Lynne Ramsay for an entire episode? (Yes, we did.)

Deadly Friend stars Matthew Labyorteaux, Kristy Swanson, Anne Twomey, and Anne Ramsey; directed by Wes Craven.

Music - I Was a Teenage Zombie - The Fleshtones

Episode 44 - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:00:01 PST

In this week's episode, the gang heads back to the galaxy far, far away as they take on the biggest film in show history, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace! How many of you will fall for the 3D re-release gimmick? Would you let Liam Neeson kidnap your child? And do you think George Lucas really knows what the word 'slavery' means?

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, and Jake Lloyd; directed by George Lucas.

Music - Bad Reputation - Freedy Johnston

Episode 43 - Vampire in Brooklyn

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 07:50:55 PST

In this week's episode, the gang sink their teeth into quite possibly the dumbest vampire-related movie they've ever encountered, Wes Craven's Vampire in Brooklyn! How many vampire superpowers does Eddie Murphy need in this movie? Could Angela Bassett act any less professional with her partner (Detective Justice by the way!)? And just how much John Witherspoon can one person take?

Vampire in Brooklyn stars Eddie Murphy, Angela Bassett, Kadeem Hardison, and John Witherspoon; directed by Wes Craven.

Music - Put Your Mouth on Me - Eddie Murphy

Episode 42 - Zandalee

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:00:02 PST

In this week's episode, the gang heads down to the Big Easy and gets creeped the hell out with Nicolas Cage and Judge Reinhold in the 1991, softcore, art-noir, Zandalee! Why was Judge Reinhold so behind this project? Has Nicolas Cage ever been this sleazy on screen before or since? And do people really mix oil and cocaine for that purpose?

Zandalee stars Nicolas Cage, Judge Reinhold, Erika Anderson, and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Sam Pillsbury.

Music - Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves

Joel Hodgson: The WHM Interview

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:00:04 PST

On the latest edition of WHM Interview, Steve sits down with comedian and writer, Joel Hodgson, from Mystery Science Theater 3000. During the chat we hear about Joel's time as a stand-up, the early days of MST3k, and the next chapter in Joel's riffing career, Cinematic Titanic.

For more information on Cinematic Titanic including the show guide, tour info and the DVD & merch shop, please check out their website.

Music - Nice Guys - We Are Scientists

Episode 41 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:41:23 PST

In this week's episode, the gang knocks back a few with Tom Atkins' boozehound doctor/detective in the 1982 franchise-destroyer, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Could Tom Atkins play a less-professional doctor if he tried? Is this the most unappealing sex scene in film history? And don't you just want to hit up happy hour at Muldoon's with us?

Halloween III: Season of the Witch stars Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, and Dan O'Herlihy; directed by Tommy Lee Wallace.

Music - Halloweenhead - Ryan Adams

Episode 40 - Hider in the House

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:04:55 PST

In this week's episode, the gang shacks up with Gary Busey and Mimi Rogers in a tiny attic as they sneak in a screening of the 1989 gem, Hider in the House! Would any doctor in his right mind let Gary Busey out of a mental institution once he was in? Could Michael McKean be any worse of a husband? And how soon is too soon for you to commit your potentially psychotic son?

Hider in the House stars Gary Busey, Mimi Rogers, Michael McKean, and Bruce Glover; directed by Matthew Patrick.

Music - I'm Watching You - Jay Reatard

Episode 39 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 20:51:26 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang starts off the epic, five-week Listener Request Month with the incredibly crass, 1990, action-comedy, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane! Is a "Rock 'n Roll Detective" business model a sound one? Are Sambuca milkshakes a good idea? And is there anything funnier than a koala puppet?

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane stars Andrew Dice Clay, Lauren Holly, Priscilla Presley, and Wayne Newton; directed by Renny Harlin.

Music - Bad Detective - New York Dolls

Episode 38 - Money Train

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 21:00:02 PST

In this week's episode, the gang rides the rails with Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson and watches the two stars bicker back and forth for almost two hours in the 1995 slog, Money Train! Is there anything worse than a degenerate gambler? Why can't this movie world grasp the concept of interracial adoption? And just how filthy can Robert Blake get?

Money Train stars Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Jennifer Lopez, and Robert Blake; directed by Joseph Ruben.

Music - Love Train - The O'Jays

A Side Order of Sleaze - Jack Frost

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:00:07 PST

On this Side Order of Sleaze, the gang continues their holiday celebration by tackling the other side of the Jack Frost, cinematic, snowman legacy: 1997's Jack Frost! Could there be any more awful one-liners in this flick? How does Jack Frost seriously go after the wrong family in town? And shouldn't that kid have been charged with murder? Like, if it was the real world?

Jack Frost stars Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport, Stephen Mendel, and Shannon Elizabeth; directed by Michael Cooney.

Music - One Thing Leads to Another - The Fixx

Episode 37 - Jack Frost

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:23:58 PST

In this week's episode, the gang gets in the Christmas spirit with Michael Keaton and Kelly Preston in the 1998 family tragedy, Jack Frost! Could the Jack Frost Blues Band really have been the next big thing? What is with this snowman's anatomical obsessions? And just who should take the blame in Jack Frost's death?

Jack Frost stars Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston, Joseph Cross, and Mark Addy; directed by Troy Miller.

Music - Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

Episode 36 - The Conqueror

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:10:00 PST

In this week's episode, the gang takes a trip back to ancient Asia with John Wayne as they take a look at one of Hollywood's biggest missteps, The Conqueror! Just how did John Wayne come across such a ridiculous script? Why was Hollywood so totally cool such obvious sexual assault? And what (or who) actually killed John Wayne -- along with hundreds of others?

The Conqueror stars John Wayne, Susan Hayward, Agnes Moorehead, and Pedro Armendariz; directed by Dick Powell.

Music - John Wayne - Billy Idol

Episode 35 - Wired: The Return

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:00:09 PST

In this week's episode, the gang celebrates a year's worth of podcasting as they take a second look at the film that started it all: Wired! Why does the filmmaker appear to have it out for everybody under the sun? Could Dan Aykroyd really take a life? And just what happens when the X-Men dabble in time travel?

Wired stars Michael Chiklis, Ray Sharkey, J.T. Walsh, and Gary Groomes; directed by Larry Peerce.

Music - Chicago - Tom Waits

Episode 34 - Poison Ivy

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 21:00:01 PST

In this week's episode, the gang gets uncomfortable with Drew Barrymore and Tom Skerritt as they wade through the uncomfortable, 'erotic' 'thriller', Poison Ivy! Why does Tom Skerritt keep licking his fingers like a creep? Should there actually be Academy Awards for dogs? And just when is it okay to throw grandma's ashes in the ocean?

Poison Ivy stars Drew Barrymore, Tom Skerritt, Sara Gilbert, and Cheryl Ladd; directed by Katt Shea.

Music - Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police

Episode 33 - Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:15:00 PST

In this week's episode, the gang returns to the forest moon of Endor one last time to hang with the magical (?) Ewoks, a super-fast rabbit thing, the annoying Cindel, and Wilford Brimley! Just what made Brimley's character so darn surly? Just how many beloved characters get horribly murdered in the first five minutes? And is it possible for a podcast to travel back in time?

Ewoks: The Battle for Endor stars Wilford Brimley, Warwick Davis, Aubree Miller, and Carel Struycken; directed by Jim and Ken Wheat.

Music - Magic Dance - David Bowie

Episode 32 - No Retreat, No Surrender

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:50:49 PST

In this week's episode, the gang finally gets to a sub-genre of film they've been meaning to touch on for quite some time - White Guy Karate! - and they bring it up via the 1986, Jean-Claude Van Damme snoozefest, No Retreat, No Surrender! Was Van Damme's story a bit beefier before the editing room? Who punishes their kid by taking away exercise? And just how obsessed can a boy get with a martial arts legend before it gets weird?

No Retreat, No Surrender stars Kurt McKinney, J.W. Fails, Kent Lipham, and Tai Chung Kim; directed by Corey Yuen.

Music - Surrender - Cheap Trick

Episode 31 - Judge Dredd

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:00:05 PST

In this week's episode, the gang plays judge, jury, and executioner as they tag along with Sly Stallone and, ugh, Rob Schneider in the 1995, sci-fi stinker, Judge Dredd! Who's more over the top - Stallone or Assante? Why were we given so little James Remar? And just how big is too big when we're talking codpiece sizes?

Judge Dredd stars Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider, Diane Lane, and Max von Sydow; directed by Danny Cannon.

Music - Police on my Back - as performed by The Clash

Episode 30 - Babycakes

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:00:05 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang gets horrifically uncomfortable as they watch Ricki Lake get treated like human garbage in the twisted, 1989, 'romantic' 'comedy', Babycakes! Does Ricki Lake's character have the worst family in film history? Is a grocery store really a good place for a wedding? And let's face it, that was a date rape scene, right?

Babycakes stars Ricki Lake, Craig Sheffer, Paul Benedict, John Karlen, and Betty Buckley; directed by Paul Schneider.

Music - The Stalker - Piebald

Episode 29 - The Haunting

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:01:56 PDT

In this week's episode, the gang concludes the 2011 Spooktacular with Lili Taylor and Liam Neeson in the haunted house movie to be out-done by all other haunted house movies ever, The Haunting! Was local mill baron, Hugh Crane, a pederast? Is Liam Neeson's 'sleep study' really all that ethical? And why does Lili Taylor insist on helping all these baby ghosts?

The Haunting stars Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Owen Wilson; directed by Jan de Bont.

Music - The Monster Mash - as performed by The Misfits

Michael J. Nelson: The WHM Interview

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 18:00:00 PDT

On the latest edition of WHM Interview, Eric chats with Rifftrax's Michael J Nelson. During the talk we hear about Michael's early days as a part of MST3k, how the Rifftrax team goes about creating an episode, and whether or not any film is fodder for riffing - or are some titles too sacred? You can check out more of Michael's work over at Rifftrax.

Music - Science Fiction / Double Feature - as performed by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Episode 28 - 976-EVIL

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 22:51:03 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang calls collect with some crappy teens and Satan in Robert Englund's 1989, phone-related, horror flick, 976-EVIL! What's with the exploding phone booth never being spoken about again after the opening scene? Just how useless is that reporter character? And hey, that's some filmography, Mr. Geoffreys!

976-EVIL stars Stephen Geoffreys, Patrick O'Bryan, Lezlie Deane, and J.J Cohen; directed by Robert Englund.

Music - Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie

Episode 27 - Wolf

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:00:05 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang continues the WHM 2011 Spooktacular by howling at the moon with Jack Nicholson and James Spader in Mike Nichols' 1994 werewolf snoozer, Wolf! Why does Jack Nicholson feel the need to prod a huge wolf with a stick after hitting it with his car? Did Christopher Plummer need to get so intense during scenes with Michelle Pfeiffer? And can we all agree that James Spader is the only one not phoning it in here?

Wolf stars Jack Nicholson, Michelle Pfeiffer, and James Spader; directed by Mike Nichols.

Music - Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La) - Ramones

Episode 26 - Visiting Hours

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:05:00 PDT

On this week's episode, the Gang kicks off the WHM 2011 Spooktacular with Michael Ironside and William Shatner in the 1982, murderer-in-the-hospital flick, Visiting Hours! Did Ironside prepare for the role in any other way besides practicing his heavy breathing? Who frames the hate-mail they write? And where in the hell is Shatner for this whole flick?

Visiting Hours stars Michael Ironside, Lee Grant, William Shatner, and Linda Purl; directed by Jean-Claude Lord.

Music - Psycho Killer - Talking Heads

Episode 25 - I Come in Peace

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:28:09 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang battles alien, heroin dealers with Dolph Lundgren in the 1990, sci-fi thriller, I Come in Peace. Couldn't the production designers create a better looking weapon than a flying CD? Did this movie really need aliens? And why is Betsy Brantley's character still putting up with Dolph Lundgren's head-game bullshit?

I Come in Peace stars Dolph Lundgren, Brian Benben, Matthias Hues, and Betsy Brantley; directed by Craig R. Baxley.

Music - Self Esteem - The Offspring

Episode 24 - The Ewok Adventure

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 21:21:59 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang heads to the forest moon of Endor and walks around in circles with the Ewoks and some shitty kids in 1984's The Ewok Adventure. Why does this movie refuse to acknowledge the other Stars Wars films? Could they have found two less-appealing child actors? And did no one catch that tree penis?

The Ewok Adventure stars Warwick Davis, Eric Walker, Aubree Miller, and Tony Cox; directed by John Korty.

Music - Sci-fi Kid - Blitzen Trapper

Episode 23 - A Shock to the System

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 21:42:52 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang climbs the deadly, corporate ladder with Michael Caine in the 1990, schlock thriller, A Shock to the System. Did it really cost that much money to get the rights to use the StairMaster name? Did Peter Riegert really deserve that shitty attitude from Michael Caine? And what is up with all these women with their terrible "poppa problems"?

A Shock to the System stars Michael Caine, Peter Riegert, Elizabeth McGovern, and Will Patton; directed by Jan Egleson.

Music - Magick - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals

Be sure to click through the jump to see a hilarious, alternate, French poster!

Kaine Kong

Stephen Tobolowsky: The WHM Interview

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 21:09:26 PDT

In the first ever WHM interview, the Gang chats with actor/storyteller/podcaster, Stephen Tobolowsky. Coming off our episode on the film Deadlock, we were lucky enough to get a few minutes with Stephen to chat about his experience on the film. Little did we know, the conversation would turn and suddenly we found ourselves wrapped up in a We Hate Movies / Tobolowsky Files crossover of sorts. The talk wasn't what we expected, but thankfully something so much more. If you're not familiar with Stephen's work on The Tobolowsky Files, get on it. It's one of the best podcasts out there now and it's sure to suck you in from episode one.

Music - Wild, Wild Life - Talking Heads

Episode 22 - 18 Again!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:34:44 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang lights up creepy cigars with George Burns as he switches bodies with his dolt of a grandson in the 1988 comedy, 18 Again! Does it ever end with George Burns and the dick jokes? Is a Weasel-less Pauly Shore a Pauly Shore worth your time? And how would you feel if your grandfather used your body for sex? Wait, what?

18 Again! stars George Burns, Charlie Schlatter, Jennifer Runyon, and Tony Roberts; directed by Paul Flaherty.

Music - When I Get Old - Descendants

Episode 21 - The Principal

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:43:58 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang goes back to school with James Belushi and Louis Gossett Jr. in the 1987, at-risk youth, high school drama, The Principal! How is James Belushi's character allowed to be around children at all? Does running a high school drug trade make you a badass criminal? And where the hell is Louis Gossett Jr. the whole time?

The Principal stars James Belushi, Louis Gossett Jr., Rae Dawn Chong, and Michael Wright; directed by Christopher Cain.

Music - Authority Song - Jimmy Eat World

A WHM Deleted Scene - The Hangover Part II

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:35:58 PDT

In this exclusive WHM deleted scene, the Gang spends a few minutes ragging on the incredibly unnecessary summer sequel, The Hangover Part II. Why couldn't Justin Bartha get a bigger role than the monkey? Are there any new jokes? Most importantly, is Ken Jeong getting naked again?! SPOILERS AHEAD!

The Hangover Part II stars Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Justin Bartha, and Ken Jeong; directed by Todd Phillips.

Music - Drinkin' - Reel Big Fish

Episode 20 - Deadlock

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 05:27:21 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang goes on the lam with Rutger Hauer while he and Mimi Rogers make a whole lot of boring pit stops on the way to nothing in 1991's "futuristic", sci-fi thriller, Deadlock! Why weren't there more head explosions? Just how good of a Navy SEAL could Rutger Hauer have been if he can't take on one, lousy guy? And will we ever have coed prisons like all these sci-fi flicks set in the future tell us we will?

Deadlock stars Rutger Hauer, Mimi Rogers, James Remar, and Stephen Tobolowsky; directed by Lewis Teague.

Music - Jailbreak - Dropkick Murphys

A Side Order of Sleaze - Night of the Demon

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 21:35:12 PDT

On this Side Order of Sleaze, the Gang hikes through the woods in search of Bigfoot - and maybe even a recommendable schlock-fest! - with the 1980 Sasquatchploitation flick, Night of the Demon! Why is this group of students so hell-bent on finding the monster? Would Bigfoot really rip a man's junk off? And how much of the cast and crew was paid in weed?

Night of the Demon stars Michael Cutt, Joy Allen, Melanie Graham, and Shane Dixon; directed by James C. Wasson.

Music - One Things Leads to Another -
The Fixx

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Episode 19 - The Best of the Worst of Summer 2011

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 23:21:36 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang cranks the A/C and gives Hal Jordan the finger as they discuss the worst films of the 2011 summer movie season. The main films discussed include Thor, Zookeeper, Larry Crowne, The Green Lantern, and Mr. Popper's Penguins. We'll just say now, if you care, there are major spoilers ahead!

The films were directed by Kenneth Branagh, Frank Coraci, Tom Hanks, Martin Campbell, and Mark Waters respectively.

Music - Wasted Summers - The Mighty
Mighty Bosstones

Episode 18 - Captain America!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:41:02 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang hides out in an Italian castle with the pussified Captain America and the not-so-red Red Skull in 1990's pathetic attempt at a superhero movie, Captain America! Why does the Sentinel of Liberty need to feign car sickness? Is Red Skull cheap for hiring his daughter as a henchman? Most importantly, did Stan Lee really think this was a good movie?

Captain America stars Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, Scott Paulin & Ned Beatty; directed by Albert Pyun.

Music - I Guess It's American - Superdrag

Episode 17 - Deep Impact!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 22:01:21 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang blasts into space with Robert Duvall to tackle a Manhattan-sized comet in the boring, family-friendly, disaster flick: 1998's Deep Impact! Could there be a less-tough team of astronauts in a movie? How can Morgan Freeman make for such a boring president? And did anyone really care about Jonathan Silverman's The Single Guy?

Deep Impact stars Elijah Wood, Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni, Morgan Freeman & Mary McCormack; directed by Mimi Leder.

Music - Waiting For the End of the World - Elvis Costello

Episode 16 - Fuzz!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 00:14:32 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang heads back to the 70's to go undercover with Burt Reynolds and Raquel Welch in 1972's Boston-set, snoozefest, Fuzz! Does Burt Reynolds make a convincing nun? Is this a comedy? And couldn't they have named Yul Brynner's character something a bit more...fitting?

Fuzz stars Burt Reynolds, Raquel Welch, Tom Skerritt, Jack Weston & Yul Brynner; directed by Richard A. Colla.

Music - Jo Jo's Jacket - Stephen Malkmus

We Hate Movies! Featured on MeVIO!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:28:51 PDT

This morning the podcast was featured on the latest episode of MeVIO Tech's show, Rad on the Web. It was very cool of host, Carlos Rodela, to devote a whole episode to our show. Follow him on Twitter @onawa. You can check out the episode below. Spread the word!

A Side Order of Sleaze - The Young Cycle Girls!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 22:14:36 PDT

On the first ever "A Side Order of Sleaze" side bar, the Gang hits the road as they discuss 1978's biker-chick-exploitation-flick, The Young Cycle Girls a.k.a. Cycle Vixens. This new side bar series from the We Hate Movies! team will delve into the seedier side of filmmaking, showcasing lost, forgotten and non-existent films that could be described as, how we put it, the "black-tar heroin of cinema".

The Young Cycle Girls stars Loraine Ferris, Daphne Lawrence & Deborah Marcus; directed by Peter Perry Jr.

Music - One Thing Leads to Another - The Fixx

Episode 15 - Boys and Girls!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:28:36 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang hits rock bottom as they go back to college to hang out with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jason Biggs in 2000's comedic flop, Boys and Girls. Why is Freddie so disinterested in Claire Forlani? Can Jason Biggs find one girl to talk to him without turning to gross-out humor? And whatever happened to Heather Donahue?

Boys and Girls stars Freddie Prinze Jr., Claire Forlani, Jason Biggs & Amanda Detmer; directed by Robert Iscove.

Music - Stop the Rock - Apollo 440

Episode 14 - Superman III & IV Part Two!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 24 May 2011 08:31:48 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang marches forward with their massive Superman double feature tackling the third Christopher Reeve sequel, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. What was Otis up to while Lenny teamed up with Uncle Lex? Is Superman really just trying to dominate humankind by removing all of the world's atomic weapons? And how much of a hunk is Nuclear Man, really?

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace stars Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Jon Cryer, Mariel Hemingway & Margot Kidder; directed by Sidney J. Furie.

Music - Superman - R.E.M.

Episode 13 - Superman III & IV!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 10 May 2011 05:06:06 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang moves faster than a speeding bullet as they dodge all the crap slung at them while chatting about Superman III and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace in a double feature that kicks off the show's "Too Big to Fail" summer series. Why is Richard Pryor magically a computer genius? Can Robert Vaughn successfully replace Gene Hackman? After watching part three, why did audiences return for part four? All this and more as WHM tackles this massive, cinematic undertaking!

Music - Superman's Dead - Our Lady Peace

Episode 12 - The Net!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 01:00:09 PDT

In this episode, the Gang hacks into the mainframe with Sandra Bullock as they attempt to decipher which part of this flick makes it the worst of the early cyber "thrillers". Can Sandra Bullock get her identity back and clear her name? Does a man look ridiculous smoking Virginia Slims? Exactly how low has Andrew's movie-going habit taken him? All this and more PLUS a special challenge for our listeners!

The Net stars Sandra Bullock, Dennis Miller & Jeremy Northam; directed by Irwin Winkler.

Music - Hey Sandy - Polaris

Us Deadbeats Purchased a Domain Name!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:39:50 PDT

Hey Everybody!

We wanted to give you all the heads up that we recently scrapped together some funds and finally purchased our own domain name. Yeah, historical right?! Anywho, you can now check out the show's site at the new address, www.whmpodcast.com. This doesn't change a thing for the site itself. If you want to keep going to the old blogspot address, that'll work too. It just makes things easier on our end when we're trying to tell people where they can find all the subscription, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace & email information.

Also, just a quick note of thanks. First and foremost, a big thanks to the show's silent producer, Chelsea Jones. Without her generous technological donations WHM! wouldn't even get recorded, so much thanks to her and her patience! The show's really starting to find an audience and we're so stoked that folks seem to be picking up what we're putting down. The response has been so much more than we ever thought we'd get and it's a true blast. Your attention makes it all worth it. So a big thanks to everyone who's been spreading the word and writing emails and all that good stuff. Continue the mission of grassroots word-spreading through Facebook Likes, Twitter RT's and good old fashioned Hey-check-this-out's. You're all awesome.

A new episode drops this Friday with some big news items to follow. Stay tuned.

Until then,

The WHM! Team

Episode 11 - Gone Fishin'!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 09:49:19 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang treks through the Everglades with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover as they attempt to make sense of 1997's epic, comedic disaster, "Gone Fishin'". Is Joe Pesci playing a baby? Do these two dolts ever get to go fishin'? Does showing this 'comedy' to your kids make you an unfit parent? We present to you a movie that has to be seen to even believe it exists.

Gone Fishin' stars Joe Pesci, Danny Glover, Rosanna Arquette & Carol Kane; directed by Christopher Caine.

Music - Keep Fishin' - Weezer

Episode 10 - Evilspeak!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:58:37 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang travels to the Seventh Circle of Hell with Clint Howard in 1981's satanic techno-thriller, Evilspeak! Can Stanley Coopersmith control the demon, Esteban? How many decapitations can you squeeze into a movie before it's overkill? Is it possible for someone not to know that Tom Bosley played Howard Cunningham on Happy Days? All these questions will (probably) get answered this week!

Evilspeak stars Clint Howard, R.G. Armstrong, Don Stark & Lynn Hancock; directed by Eric Weston.

Music - Devil's Night Out - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Episode 9 - Dead Heat!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:00:01 PDT

In this week's episode, the Gang gets in too deep as they ride shotgun with Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo in this unfunny, undead, police procedural. Does Vincent Price live forever? Can Treat Williams solve his own murder? Will Joe Piscopo ever tell a funny joke?

Dead Heat stars Treat Williams, Joe Piscopo, Darren McGavin & Vincent Price; directed by Mark Goldblatt.

Music - Death or Glory - The Clash

Episode 8 - The Wrong Guys!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:30:49 PST

In this week's episode, the Gang heads into the woods to camp out with Louie Anderson and the rest of the guys in his lame, Cub Scout crew. Will Richard Belzer score at the yoga camp? Can John Goodman avoid the law? Will Richard Lewis run out of bug spray? All signs point to "Who Cares?!"

The Wrong Guys stars Louie Anderson, Richard Belzer, Richard Lewis, John Goodman, Tim Thomerson & Franklyn Ajaye; directed by Danny Bilson.

Music - Louie, Louie - as performed by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

A Very Special Episode - The Oscars!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:30:40 PST

In this week's episode, the Gang dissects the Academy Awards the only way they know how: by pointing out all the ridiculous double standards and undeserving achievements that haunt Hollywood's biggest night!

Some of the films discussed include Crash, Forrest Gump, The Ghost Writer & The King's Speech; directed by Paul Haggis, Robert Zemeckis, Roman Polanski & Tom Hooper respectively.

Music - No Glory, Hammering of the Goldbeaters, Revival, Afterall I am the Caretaker & Sugarbaker - The Fucking Hot Lights

Episode 7 - K-9!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:30:29 PST

In this week's episode, the Gang gets rabid with James Belushi and his trusty police pooch, Jerry Lee, in the 1989 family failure, K-9! Does Belushi know he's talking to a dog and not a person? Is it okay for a half-naked, aroused man to wrestle a dog? Why didn't Ed O'Neill have a bigger role? Lock 'n load as Belushi blasts his way through half of San Diego leaving no citizen un-offended!

K-9 stars James Belushi, Mel Harris, Ed O'Neill & Koton; directed by Rod Daniel.

Music - Iko Iko - as performed by Amy Holland

Episode 6 - The Hand!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:30:19 PST

In this week's episode, the Gang arm wrestles Michael Caine and his bionic hand in Oliver Stone's 1981 horror/thriller/laugh-fest, The Hand! Is it the Hand doing all the killing? Is it Michael Caine's down-and-out, comic strip artist, Jonathan Lansdale? Does anyone watching the movie even care? Maybe it's Oliver Stone in a cameo as a drunken hobo?! The hobo, incidentally, is some of Stone's best acting to date.

The Hand stars Michael Caine, Andrea Marcovicci & Bruce McGill; directed by Oliver Stone.

Music - Red Right Hand - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Episode 5 - Psychomania!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:30:09 PST

In this week's episode, the Gang heads across the pond to do battle with England's wussiest biker gang, the Living Dead! Listen as Psychomania (aka The Death Wheelers) gets ripped to shreds for being the most vanilla biker-gang-zombie-teen-British-horror flick ever made. Do you have what it takes to become a member of the silliest, most non-threatening gang this side of The Sharks? Probably. Almost anyone is tougher than these suicidal Brit-bikers.

Psychomania (aka The Death Wheelers) stars Nicky Henson, Mary Larkin, Beryl Reid and George Sanders; directed by Don Sharp.

Music - I Was a Teenage Anarchist - Against Me!

Episode 4 - Congo!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:30:00 PST

In this week's episode the Gang heads to the jungle for their biggest-budget, cinematic failure yet...Congo! Do the apes really look that bad? What accent is Ernie Hudson trying to pull off? Will Laura Linney ever find true love -- preferably with Steve? This week the show will answer all of those questions and more! Our apologies in advance to the sovereign nation of Romania.

Congo stars Laura Linney, Dylan Walsh, Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry and Joe Don Baker; directed by Frank Marshall.

Music - Monkey Man - Reel Big Fish covering Toots and the Maytals

Episode 3 - The Pack!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:29:48 PST

In this week's episode, Andrew, Eric & Chris tackle what will be the first of many Joe Don Baker films to be torn apart by the We Hate Movies! team. Wild dogs? Innocent townsfolk? Joe Don's sweaty forehead? Yes, please! The Pack is a film that will tug at your heartstrings, bring a tear to your eye and make you want to call your parents to tell them you love them - but only when you realize the flick's finally over!

The Pack stars Joe Don Baker, Hope Alexander-Willis, Richard B. Shull and R.G. Armstrong; directed by Robert Clouse.

Music - Errant Dog - Ben Folds

Episode 2 - Number One with a Bullet!

weallhatemovies@gmail.com (We Hate Movies) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:29:38 PST

In this week's episode Andrew, Steve & Eric tackle the movie Lethal Weapon is glad it's not: 1987's Number One with a Bullet. Was there a reason why Robert Carradine never became a full-on action star? Was Peter Graves just killing time? And just how smooth can Billy Dee Williams get while portraying a jazz trumpet-playing detective? The crew at We Hate Movies! gets to the bottom of all these important questions...and more!

Number One with a Bullet stars Billy Dee Williams, Robert Carradine, Valerie Bertinelli and Doris Roberts; directed by Jack Smight.

Music - Heat of the Moment - Asia