<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528594836947882341</id><updated>2024-08-29T23:40:15.899-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bogglish</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Rot&#39;N&#39;Roll</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04273510013012564642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmkK5eU-SpHJy-SbM9cMF__rT0jTc-ESTDSIWA-_VOwGqv9KyfUPjv61xy711FJeOQ82Yr2447mw29BkqemNniqBrkfvG2UbDvCIrM3knzVBnf6uc5evQ1mVo_7N8cZq4/s220/gilbertgrape.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528594836947882341.post-8643291963137684436</id><published>2012-01-18T15:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-18T15:39:10.912-08:00</updated><title type='text'>kidnapping</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;My dad “goes to the store” for about 6 hours a day and comes home with nothing.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;(A while ago the dog gets into the garbage bin and my dad comes home  to find me picking up the scattered trash) “You can’t just have garbage  laying around on the floor!  What if there were babies crawling around  our house!  They’d get sick and die!”          &lt;/p&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;He’s brought up our house having multiple anonymous babies in it a few times now. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I don’t have a clue what he does in his spare time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/8643291963137684436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/kidnapping.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/8643291963137684436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/8643291963137684436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/kidnapping.html' title='kidnapping'/><author><name>Rot&#39;N&#39;Roll</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04273510013012564642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmkK5eU-SpHJy-SbM9cMF__rT0jTc-ESTDSIWA-_VOwGqv9KyfUPjv61xy711FJeOQ82Yr2447mw29BkqemNniqBrkfvG2UbDvCIrM3knzVBnf6uc5evQ1mVo_7N8cZq4/s220/gilbertgrape.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528594836947882341.post-3064662007574183373</id><published>2012-01-16T22:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T23:11:22.192-08:00</updated><title type='text'>saving electricity</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpGZYoBrrUBK01nCpNuqzISxHBTMjob_gMikWwRT4bU1__w2uGELTUh5E7QI0O_piB-hULJpOKYAUAFH9Ie9i2J9ym488-dg0zYZgyK3AbJRiyzqJt14WdZQE9lBd4zDmDK5w7fGu92ZfZ/s1600/orangean.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 258px; height: 320px;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpGZYoBrrUBK01nCpNuqzISxHBTMjob_gMikWwRT4bU1__w2uGELTUh5E7QI0O_piB-hULJpOKYAUAFH9Ie9i2J9ym488-dg0zYZgyK3AbJRiyzqJt14WdZQE9lBd4zDmDK5w7fGu92ZfZ/s320/orangean.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5698495037659056274&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Since moving  back in with my dad I’m not allowed to touch the thermostat.  It’s  currently freezing over outside and my dad refuses to “waste  electricity” by turning the heater on. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;He also just came into my room and turned off my light, as I sat there eating an orange.  He looked right at me. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Now I’m eating an orange in the dark.  I don’t know.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/3064662007574183373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/saving-electricity.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/3064662007574183373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/3064662007574183373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/saving-electricity.html' title='saving electricity'/><author><name>Rot&#39;N&#39;Roll</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04273510013012564642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmkK5eU-SpHJy-SbM9cMF__rT0jTc-ESTDSIWA-_VOwGqv9KyfUPjv61xy711FJeOQ82Yr2447mw29BkqemNniqBrkfvG2UbDvCIrM3knzVBnf6uc5evQ1mVo_7N8cZq4/s220/gilbertgrape.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpGZYoBrrUBK01nCpNuqzISxHBTMjob_gMikWwRT4bU1__w2uGELTUh5E7QI0O_piB-hULJpOKYAUAFH9Ie9i2J9ym488-dg0zYZgyK3AbJRiyzqJt14WdZQE9lBd4zDmDK5w7fGu92ZfZ/s72-c/orangean.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528594836947882341.post-390176474817591505</id><published>2012-01-15T04:49:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T22:35:18.078-08:00</updated><title type='text'>morning bread</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;This morning at 5am, 2 hours before I had to drag myself out of bed for work, my dad woke me up…&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;to tell me he was using the last of the bread.&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/390176474817591505/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/my-mom-isnt-even-officially-divorced.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/390176474817591505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/390176474817591505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/my-mom-isnt-even-officially-divorced.html' title='morning bread'/><author><name>Rot&#39;N&#39;Roll</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04273510013012564642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmkK5eU-SpHJy-SbM9cMF__rT0jTc-ESTDSIWA-_VOwGqv9KyfUPjv61xy711FJeOQ82Yr2447mw29BkqemNniqBrkfvG2UbDvCIrM3knzVBnf6uc5evQ1mVo_7N8cZq4/s220/gilbertgrape.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528594836947882341.post-3132166797854883372</id><published>2010-03-09T00:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T22:33:32.482-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wash that water out when you&#39;re done</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;I was boiling water for tea in a shallow pan today when Marlon came into the kitchen and said angrily, “Why would you use the&lt;em&gt; skillet&lt;/em&gt; when we have little pans?!”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I asked, “why does that matter?  It’s just boiling water.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;And he says, “well then wash it out when you’re done.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I said, “It is washed out dad, it’s water…”&lt;br /&gt;Then he grunted and walked away&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/3132166797854883372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/i-had-no-idea-who-these-artists-were.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/3132166797854883372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1528594836947882341/posts/default/3132166797854883372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rotnrollreviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/i-had-no-idea-who-these-artists-were.html' title='Wash that water out when you&#39;re done'/><author><name>Rot&#39;N&#39;Roll</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04273510013012564642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmkK5eU-SpHJy-SbM9cMF__rT0jTc-ESTDSIWA-_VOwGqv9KyfUPjv61xy711FJeOQ82Yr2447mw29BkqemNniqBrkfvG2UbDvCIrM3knzVBnf6uc5evQ1mVo_7N8cZq4/s220/gilbertgrape.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>