If you’ve ever wrestled with a banana, this video may be just what you’re looking for.

I know, most of us have never struggled to break into our fruit. When the man here explained his banana frustrations, I was left scratching my head.

But while I can’t empathize with his plight, this banana peeling trick is so simple and clever. It makes me wonder why so many of us have thought to peel them the traditional way, when monkeys have been doing it better for decades.

Here’s just another example of the way the animal kingdom has it all over humans with their super-evolved intelligence!

It’s happened to all of us at one time or another. You go to the theater to watch a new movie, only to get halfway through and need to pee. You get back from the toilet only to be told you’ve missed the best or most important part of the movie.

When I go to the cinema, which is often, I always buy one of those bucket-sized cups of coke and sit there supping on it throughout. Until nature inevitably calls, and I have to try and choose my moment to go to the toilet. I usually choose badly.

But this need no longer be the case for anyone who owns an Apple iPhone. You can get an app for pretty much anything these days, and yes, there is now even one which tells you the best time to go to the bathroom during a movie.

It’s called Run Pee Mobile, and this is a video review of the app. The only problem I can see with it is that it means leaving your phone on throughout the movie, which is likely to annoy everyone else in the cinema.

So you have a choice: get beaten up by people in your aisle for your phone ringing, or miss a few minutes of cinematic wonder. It’s a tricky decision.

Celebrities having a wardrobe malfunction has become an almost weekly occurrence. You can be guaranteed of seeing some hot celeb’s flesh being exposed every few days or so. This time, it’s Emma Watson showing off more than she wanted to.

Ever since Janet Jackson exposed her nipple at the Super Bowl, so celebrity flashes have become known as wardrobe malfunctions. Whether it’s a bit of leg, a bum cheek, a whole breast or just a nipple slip, female celebrities seem determined to expose themselves to the world.

Emma Watson’s wardrobe malfunction occurred during the red carpet walk at the London premiere of Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince. The stars all got soaked, and the rain led to us being able to see Watson’s panties.

I have to admit I think Emma Watson is absolutely stunning. She’s clearly too young for me to lust after without being accused of being a dirty old man, but I can at least admire her looks from afar. And I do quite regularly. So I’m not complaining about this incident.

Bruno just can’t seem to stop committing sexual acts on TV can he? First there was the incident with Eminem, and now this strip tease with Conan?

Call me crazy, but now I really can’t wait for Bruno to come out on July 10th!

It starts off as a normal interview (as normal as it could be with any Sasha Baron Cohen character), but then Bruno gets a challenge to dance- something Conan should have never brought up. I’m sure he’s still regretting the incident to this day.

Part 2

Here’s the second part where the actual strip tease occurs. Of course, judging by the wardrobe, Bruno was planning on getting in his underwear no matter what. I just don’t know if Conan was aware of the exact sexual positions he would be getting into.

Today’s parents have a whole new world of a job ahead of them with raising teenagers. With teens disregarding oral sex, parents need to start communicating about sex much earlier.

I have known for a while about the teen culture surrounding sex (thankfully I missed most of it in my high school days), but it is still disturbing to hear it from their mouths.

I think what parents - and everyone, really - need to do is examine the whole system. Yes, the whole system as in how our world is working today.

Why are these teenagers so unhappy that they resort to sex as their escape and disregard it so easily?

More details as well as photos are being revealed in relation to the deaths of former NFL quarterback Steve McNair and his twenty year old girlfriend Sahel Kazemi.

At this point, McNair’s wife, Michelle McNair, has yet to make a public statement about the death of her husband or about the affair he was having with Kazemi.

I can’t imagine what Michelle is going through at this point, but I hope the police are gentle with her if she is taken in for questioning as a suspect.

This is one of those news stories you can’t help but ponder, wondering about all the things that might have happened to get the couple to that point…

This is the sort of video I sort of wish I could “un-see.” As I can’t, I’m doing the next best thing and sharing it with you all.

Here we see Ultimate Fighting star Rampage Jackson getting quizzed by a pretty little ring girl. The interview’s going fine, until she suggests they star in a romantic comedy together.

Of course, nothing says romance to a bonehead like this that dry humping. And so that’s what he does, for the rest of the interview.

It might have been a decent, if not entirely PC gag, if he’d kept it brief. But this is one “joke” that goes on way too long. To Little Miss Ring Girl’s credit she keeps it together and doesn’t appear too repulsed. I’m sure that, like me, she’s gagging inside.

This video is billed as being footage of ‘The best marriage proposal in the world’. Which some people may well agree with. Personally, I think it’s the most fake and cringeworthy marriage proposal in the world, and one filled with embarrassment.

Is this real? Seriously. It looks so fake, like it’s been engineered for a fictional television show or something. I’m not even convinced the guy is straight because he looks and acts a bit gay to be getting married to a woman if I’m honest.

Assuming it is real, is it really such a great idea to get married at Disneyland where nothing else is real? That’s not to mention the cringe-worthiness of it all, and the fact that there would have been immense embarrassment for both parties and all in attendance were she to have said no.

I take my hat off to tis guy for the sheer effort he went to for this marriage proposal. But effort does not necessarily mean something is great. Surely a traditional proposal made under moonlight with just the two of them in attendance would have been better.

Michael Jackson finally received his public memorial service and private funeral yesterday, nearly two weeks after he passed away. A range of different performers sang to send the King of Pop off, both personal friends of his and singers who merely saw him as a legend.

This group included Shaheen Jafargholi, the Britain’s Got Talent finalist who wowed us all with his vocal skills a few months ago. He sang Who’s Loving You as a tribute to Michael Jackson, and was seen by a huge global audience.

Apart from one decidedly bum section of notes, Jafargholi did a great job, making Britain proud by being our contribution to the memorial. For a kid so young, it was also amazing to see him take the stage full of confidence and seemingly without nerves.

Some of the performances at the Michael Jackson memorial service were spellbinding. But now it’s over, and MJ is safely in the ground, I think it’s maybe time we all moved on. His death was sad but there’s only so long you can mourn for.

When I was a kid it took 5 minutes of yelling for my mom to convince me to get out of bed, but this mother and child have no problem getting ready for school.

I’d love to see any Americans attempt a similar procedure.

The process of getting ready for school is one of the most mundane activities of one’s day. In this case, however, the process is fast-paced and exciting. Obviously, they’ve practiced this exact routine numerous times to perfection.

In theory, this video is pretty relatable; I can’t tell you how many times I woke up late with less than five minutes left to get ready for school. Unfortunately, not every child is as obedient as the angel portrayed in this clip.

Sesame Street footage is ripe to be manipulated, as this YouTube video shows. We get to see Oscar the Grouch, Grover, Bert, and Ernie play some thrash metal in the form of Slayer. And they well and truly rock out.

Sesame Street may be a classic children’s television show, but it’s also one of the best TV shows for producing mash-ups. We’ve already seen Bert and Ernie both starring in a mafia film and playing the drums, and now they’re involved yet again.

Oscar takes the role of lead singer, while Grover manages to take on the lead guitar while holding an acoustic guitar. Which is simply amazing. Bert and Ernie take on the responsibility of drumming. It takes both of them to manage it.

This is a great metal song made better by seeing characters from Sesame Street performing it. Maybe there’s a solution here for bands unwilling or unable to make their own music videos - just hire Oscar, Grover, Bert and Ernie to star in one.

Brooke Shields gives a moving eulogy (albeit one that is already receiving some criticism) for her ‘unlikely friend’ Michael Jackson.

While I am still a bit unsure of the whole screaming out ‘we love you’ like a fangirl at a public memorial service, Brooke Shields showed herself to be a celebrity of grace by mostly brushing that aside.

Though her speech was emotional and sweet, Shields has already been added to a list of celebrities who couldn’t quite handle Jackson’s sexuality.

Even so, it is more than obvious that masses of people have been affected by the sudden death of the King of Pop and he will always be remembered.

Those of you who have been living in a commune in the middle of nowhere for the past month, where no television, radio, or newspapers are allowed, may have missed the news that Michael Jackson died on June 25.

Today saw family, friends, and collaborators pay their respects to the King of Pop in a Memorial service designed to allow members of the public give the singer a proper send-off before those close to him privately buried him.

There were performances from people who worked with Jacko, including this one by Mariah Carey and Trey Lorenz, who covered the Jackson 5 hit, I’ll Be There. Carey had a hit with the song in 1992 as part of her MTV Unplugged album.

Carey’s voice isn’t as great as it once was but the performance of this song is heartfelt and true, and will be the highlight of the Michael Jackson Memorial for many. Now that Jacko has been laid to rest, maybe it’s time for us all to move on.

Michael Jackson has been remembered in a star-studded tribute at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. One of the highlights was this moving performance of Jacko’s anthem for peace and change, “Heal the World.”

The song saw Michael Jackson’s family and celebrity performers, including Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson, and Stevie Wonder, come together to celebrate Michael’s vision. This performance saw the generations come together, from Michael Jackson’s siblings Janet, Jermaine, and Tito to his three small children, Prince, Paris, and Blanket.

While MJ may have left us far too soon, surely powerful songs like this and his enduring hope for a better future are his greatest legacy.

The brothers of Michael Jackson gave a painful speech to the thousands of people in the Staples Center Los Angeles, and the millions watching live worldwide.

Following their speech Michael Jackson’s daughter wished to say a few words, and broke into tears.

‘My daddy was the best father you could ever imagine’

‘I just wanted to say, ever since I was born, daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine! I just wanted to say I love him so much.’

For a comprehensive list of live coverage of Michael Jackson’s funeral please go here.

Michael Jackson’s memorial service is taking place in the Staples Center, Los Angles, CA. A variety of TV stations and independent broadcasters are streaming the event live across the internet.

Below is a list of streams from the live web cam site, uStream. Most of these video feeds are direct from the memorial/tribute at the Staples Center, although Michael Jackson’s buriel took place at the Hall of Liberty Forest Lawn and has not been televised.

uStream Live Streams

• http://www.ustream.tv/channel/usa-vs-brazil-live
• http://www.ustream.tv/channel/cnn-michael-jackson-live
• http://www.ustream.tv/channel/live-mcr-room
• http://www.ustream.tv/channel/reefzworldtv-live
• http://www.ustream.tv/channel/central-florida-news-13
• http://www.ustream.tv/channel/michael-jackson-memorial-be

These uStream feeds can be used to watch the event on your iPhone.

As sundown approached on the eve of Michael Jackson’s historic funeral the Jackson family members were seen arriving at the Forest Lawn Memorial Park In Burbank, California. U.S.A.

While potentially hundreds of millions of MJ fans worldwide will have their eyes on the Staples Center in Los Angeles, the private burial of the late King of Pop may be taking place at the Forest Lawn Cemetery away from the cameras.

Is the Private Burial Being Broadcast?

It is unknown if any part of the private burial will be televised or if any recorded coverage will be broadcast online. If there is any official coverage of the event, or even a public cell phone webcam it will be made available in our comprehensive library of online coverage.

Click here to watch it.

Michael Jackson’s Family Members at Forest Lawn Park

Above is a video clip from YouTube showing Michael Jackson’s family entering Forest Lawn Mortuary the night before the private funeral service and burial is expected to take place.

Also See

• Our in-depth Library of Live Streams and Videos covering Michael Jackson’s Funeral
• Top YouTube and Internet Videos Covering Michael Jackson’s Death
• Michael Jackson RingTones (U.S Only)
• Watch the funeral live on your iPhone or Cell Phone

Those of you looking for a high quality webcam or live news stream of the event should go here. This page contains a comprehensive list of online live video feeds for both U.S. and international viewers.

Those who wish to watch the event on an internet-enabled cell phone should go here.

When I watched ABC’s 20/20 special of Michael Jackson the other day, I felt thoroughly offended by one particular segment. Not by the interviews or the re-caps of his performances, but by the above clip that suggests what Michael’s “natural” face would look like today.

Just pause the above video at the 38 second mark to see what I’m talking about.

I, along with millions of other fans, have often wondered what Michael’s face would look like today had he not used plastic surgery or not had a skin disease. A quick search in Google Images reveals hundreds of pictures like this one:

MJ’s Real Face

Obviously, no one can possibly know exactly how Mr. Jackson’s real face would look like, but I’m willing to bet it’s closer to this. And, is it just me, or do the teeth in 20/20’s images get worse and worse as they time lapse?

Someone needs to let the graphic artists at ABC know that a program called Photoshop exists and that they can stop screwing around with MS Paint.

I’m sure you’ve seen videos of people shooting fireworks out of their ass all over the internet. Of course, what you don’t see much of are videos where the incident goes horribly wrong.

Which is a shame considering how hilarious this one is.

Call me mean, but I kind of enjoy videos like these more than the successful attempts. Just like all the other clips of people shooting out fireworks from their butt, this one was obviously conducted under peer pressure and a few too many alcoholic beverages.

Every 4th of July I end up shooting rockets from my yard, and every year at least 5 of them don’t shoot up as planned. Which leaves me to only one conclusion: there must be many more of these videos in existence.

If you know of one, feel free to put the link in a comment below. I’d love to see it!