She tells MTV UK.com, "I'm not comfortable with it (FHM Sexiest Woman) at all. It annoys me. (Source)

The 34-year-old Batman star is reported to have snubbed the plea and allegedly 'pushed and shoved' Sharon and his mother Jenny, 61, during a row in his suite at the Dorchester Hotel on Monday.

A source told The Sun: 'Christian is a very wealthy man and was asked to help his sister out financially.

'He was asked to loan her £100,000 but he refused and it caused an almighty row.'

Jenny Bale is also said to have made highly disparaging comments about the star's glamorous wife of eight years, Sibi, 38, a former make-up artist and model.

So, let's read between the lines here, OK?

So, Jenny was like, "I need some grocery and cigarette money. Just a loan. I'll pay you back. I swear! Can you help a sister out?" And Christian was probably like, "Fuck you. Where were you when I was making movies nobody ever heard of, like Metroland and The Secret Agent." And she was probably, like: "We've always stood behind you, in our hearts!" And then he said, "I earned this money wearing a rubber suit for 12 hours a day. You chose to be a circus clown. I'm not going to pay for your bad decisions." And then Jenny probably said, "Your wife is a whore." And Christian probably got up in her grill and went all apeshit on her, "Do you know who I am? I'm Batman, bitch. I will cut you." 

So, you know, typical trailer-trash bullshit. It reminds me of home. The names and the dollar amounts are different, but it's nothing you wouldn't hear at the Hurricane Lake Mobile Home Park in Bryant, Arkansas.

Here's Christian Bale and that "whore" of a wife at last night's Barcelona premiere of The Dark Knight:

"They had to blast me twice and get me started all over again," he told the news program in an interview to be aired on Thursday evening.

"I did think: 'Oh gosh, I have got to hang on. I've got too much junk I've got to take care of. I've got to take care of the family."'

Grammar, who stars in Swing Vote, alongside Kevin Costner, which opens next month, says that he was suffering from stress, which may have contributed to his near-death experience, after his sitcom, "Back to You," was canceled last year. 

"Obviously you play the hand you're dealt, and it has been a very interesting hand lately; it has been tough," he said. (Source)

Poor Kelsey. It really does have to be tough for the guy. The paltry royalties from two of the most successful (and re-ran) television sitcoms in history he probably has to subsist on. The heart attack was probably because of all the fast-food he was forced to eat because he couldn't afford anything else but the dollar menu at McDs and Ramen Noodles, which he had to eat in Bermuda. With his wife. In a hotel room that costs more per night than most of us make in a year.

Poor bastard. No wonder he had a massive heart attack, so massive in fact that seven weeks later he's shoveling shit and doing press tours for his upcoming movie. You gotta make a living, I suppose.