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            <title>Snaps: Open Wide</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="hayden-panettiere-1120.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/hayden-panettiere-1120.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="336" width="504" /><i>Twilight: New Moon</i> is worse than the first <i>Twilight</i> in that it's not just stupid, it's also <i>boring</i>. (<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/new-moon-review.php">Pajiba</a>)<br />
<br />Hayden Panettiere takes it to the face and still manages to not be sexy whatsoever. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/20/hayden-panettiere-takes-it-in-the-face/">Yeeeah!</a>)<br />
<br />The qualities Rihanna looks for in a man are guys that are hung like stallions and won't hit her. Just kidding about the second part. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/size-matters-to-rihanna/">The Blemish</a>)<br />
<br />James Franco started his stint on "General Hospital" today. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12477">Seriously? OMG!</a>)<br />
<br />"Jon and Kate" is finally, <i>blessedly</i>, wrapping up for good on Monday. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/81599/stick_a_fork_in_it_jon_kate_finale_airs_on_monday/">Celebitchy</a>)<br />
<br />I see London I see France ... Oh hell, Beyonce upskirt. (<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/11/beyonce-upskirt.php">Celebslam</a>)<br /><br />Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes, killing the driver. Yikes. (<a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/11/20/miley-cyrus-bus-crash-kills-1/">CelebSmack</a>)<br /><br />Holy butchered face, Batman! What happened to Rose McGowan? (<a href="http://usemycomputer.com/archive/2009-11-20.html#P59201">usemycomputer</a>)<br /><br />Here's outtakes of Megan Fox posing discreetly for the <i>New York Times</i>. Just kidding, more like spread-eagle in her underwear. (<a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/megan-fox-posing-in-panties-for-the-new-york-times">Celeb Jihad</a>)<br /><br />]]></description>
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            <title>Jon Gosselin Continues to be Gross</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="gosselin_112009.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/gosselin_112009.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="600" width="420" />This story makes me want to vomit up the Hot Pocket I ate for lunch, but apparently Fat Asian Spencer Pratt's insatiable lust for women knows no bounds. <i>Star</i> is reporting that garden variety skank is no longer good for him, and now he wants to score himself some D-list tail.<br /><br /><blockquote>"Jon said he really wants to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port," an insider tells Star. As we report in our new issue, on newsstands now, the soon-to-be divorced dad of eight has crafted a "hit list" of starlets he'd like to add to the notches on his bedpost! (<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/jon_gosselin_celebrity_crush_list/news/16248">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />Yeah right. Even those girls from "The Hills" have higher standards than that. Like they'll just bang any old asshole in an Ed Hardy shirt; and last time I checked Jon Gosselin still wasn't one of Bruce Jenner's offspring. Lindsay on the other hand ... Yeah, she'd probably do him. But to be fair Lindsay Lohan has probably never even heard of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight."<br /><br />]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Miley Cyrus Turns 17 in Style</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="58083110websters1120200910832PM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/58083110websters1120200910832PM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="562" width="392" />Miley Cyrus celebrated her 17th birthday with an '80's themed party on Wednesday night, and always the example of good taste and appropriateness, Miley dressed as Julia Roberts "hooker" character from "Pretty Woman."<br /><br /><blockquote>The teen star -- recently criticized for pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards -- donned the sexy outfit and danced the night away at the Canal Room on West Broadway, where Constantine Maroulis and the cast of the Broadway hit "Rock of Ages" surprised Miley with a performance. <br /><br />Sources told Page Six: "Miley had seen the show two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I'm not sure who was more into Constantine -- Miley or her mother." Between songs from the musical, Miley grabbed Constantine and danced with him at the front of the stage and then Tish joined in. (<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/miley_rocks_out_fNnLgeT8izzmmmIrEYqsqL">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />Jesus, poor Constantine. I don't know what sounds more terrifying; an underage girl dressed like a prostitute grinding up against him, her 40-something mother or <i>both of them at the same time</i>. I guess one could argue that's how pornos start, but same goes for probation stints and lifetimes of therapy.<br /><br />Miley and "Tish" skanking it up together at the Teen Choice awards in August:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084281websters1120200912028PM-638.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084281websters1120200912028PM-638.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084281websters1120200912028PM-thumb-100x150-638.jpg" alt="58084281websters1120200912028PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58081069websters1120200912042PM-635.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58081069websters1120200912042PM-635.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58081069websters1120200912042PM-thumb-100x150-635.jpg" alt="58081069websters1120200912042PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084448websters1120200912047PM-632.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084448websters1120200912047PM-632.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084448websters1120200912047PM-thumb-100x150-632.jpg" alt="58084448websters1120200912047PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084397websters1120200912013PM-629.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084397websters1120200912013PM-629.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58084397websters1120200912013PM-thumb-100x149-629.jpg" alt="58084397websters1120200912013PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="149" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <title>Alex Trebek Visits Ford</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="trebek1120_1.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/trebek1120_1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="394" width="500" />As I've <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/2008/12/bizarro.php">mentioned in the past</a>, on occasion the good people at random PR firms send me stuff that they want me to put on my website since I am an important and influential blogger. So last night I got an email with the subject "What Is ... Alex Trebek Doing at Ford," because apparently someone thought I would be interested posting about Alex Trebek in a context other than him getting busted in some bizarre sex scandal with small Korean boys.<br /><br /><blockquote>I wanted to pass along some photos taken of Alex Trebek, host of the popular game show Jeopardy, this week on a visit to Ford Motor Company in Dearborn, Mi. Trebek is visiting several never before seen locations on the Ford campus, shooting video clues for episodes airing in spring 2010. While Trebek rarely goes on location to shoot the clues himself, he wanted to celebrate Ford's great American heritage as a car company.<br /><br />Please let me know if you are interested in speaking to Alex about his visit to Ford.<br /></blockquote><br />Hmm ... As much as I'm <i>dying</i> to ask Alex Trebek about his visit with Ford and see if he got a chance to test drive the sweet new Ford Focus '10 model, I'm kind of more curious about the thing with the Korean boys. Oh, except that I just made that up right now ... Or <i>did</i> I? And that folks, is the stuff that slander lawsuits are made of.<br /><br />More hot Ford/Trebek action below:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/trebek1120_2-625.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/trebek1120_2-625.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/trebek1120_2-thumb-100x66-625.jpg" alt="trebek1120_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/trebek1120_3-622.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/trebek1120_3-622.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/trebek1120_3-thumb-100x66-622.jpg" alt="trebek1120_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>No More Oprah</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="17022866websters11202009103151AM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/17022866websters11202009103151AM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="572" width="411" />Oprah Winfrey is going to make an announcement today that after over twenty years on the air, "The Oprah Winfrey Show" is going to ride off into the sunset. I know I'm taking this news particularly hard since I've <i>never watched the Oprah show</i>.*<br /><br /><blockquote>"Tomorrow, Oprah will announce live on The Oprah Winfrey Show that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history," the statement read. "The sun will set on the Oprah show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011."<br /><br />A rep for Winfrey previously said the daytime queen planned to make an announcement by year's end about whether she was planning to make a leap from her current daytime talk show to her previously announced cable channel, the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN). (<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/oprah-to-go-off-the-air-in-2011-20091911">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />Oh, well of fucking <i>course</i> she's starting her own cable network. You can't properly amass for world domination when you're on someone else's network. That would just be tacky.<br /><font style="font-size: 0.8em;"><br />*This isn't 100% accurate. I did watch "Oprah" one time when my sister was supposed to be on it because the leader of the animal rescue organization she volunteered with was the guest. But her segment was cut so Lord Oprah could run an extended montage of her dead Cocker Spaniel. True story.</font><br /><br />]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Snaps: Tila Tequila Is Batshit Insane</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="You Have Sexually Transmitted Crazy Mouth.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/You%20Have%20Sexually%20Transmitted%20Crazy%20Mouth.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" width="400" height="600" />St. Tila Tequila reportedly stripped and masturbated on webcam, called
herself a "lesbian", then said that anyone who was against it "is gay
and in denial". Hey Tila, the guano factory called, they want their
batshit back. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/tila-tequila-naked-ranting-attention-starved/">The Blemish</a>)<br /><br />Forbes Magazine calculated The Most Overpaid Actors in Hollywood. TO the surprise of absolutely no one, Will Ferrell topped the list. (<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/the-most-overpaid-actor-in-hollywood.php">Pajiba</a>)<br />
<br />Mariah Carey was reportedly denied a rider request for 20 white kittens and 100 doves, or as she calls it, "a light between-meals snack". (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/19/mariah-carey-demands-kittens/">Yeeeah!</a>)<br />
<br />Leighton Meester does her best "Crazy, Slutty Easter Egg" Impression, and fails pretty miserably. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12465">Seriously? OMG!</a>)<br />
<br />Jenna Jameson was on Oprah (Quick Aside: FUCK YEAH!) yesterday, saying that "you can see love" in her movies, thus answering the question of what Jenna Jameson named her vagina. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/81235/jenna_jameson_on_oprah_you_can_see_love_in_my_movies/">Celebitchy</a>)<br />
<br />It's been a while since we've reported on Megan Fox, probably because she doesn't have a movie to promote, so here she is reminding us that she's sexy. (<a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/megan-fox-posing-in-panties-for-the-new-york-times">Celeb Jihad</a>)<br /><br />Lauren Conrad is going to be writing yet another book, because of fucking course she is. (<a href="http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2009/11/19/lauren-conrad-to-write-new-book-about-style">BricksandStones</a>)<br /><br />Gwyneth "GOOPy" Paltrow has a tip about what to do with all those Thanksgiving leftovers, Peeps! *Spoiler Alert* Just fucking eat them. (<a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/gwyneth/">Agent Bedhead</a>)<br /><br />Carrie Prejean called Donald Trump for career advice. The punchline? He told her to do porn. Please don't. We don't want you, bitch. (<a href="http://poponthepop.com/2009/11/carrie-prejean-calls-donald-trump-for-advice/">POTP</a>)<br /><br />Ashley Tisdale got nominated for three Oscars and a Golden Globe today...Yeah, I'm just fucking with ya. She actually just sat around in a bikini doing nothing. (<a href="http://www.superiorgossip.com/2009/11/17/ashley-tisdale-is-wearing-a-bikini/">Superior Gossip</a>)<br /> ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Keeley Hazell is Naked For PETA</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="keeley111909_1.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/keeley111909_1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="600" width="425" />Keeley Hazell, who is some sort of model or something, shit if I know, is in PETA's new "LOOOOOKIT! NAKED PEOPLE WOOO! <font style="font-size: 0.8em;">Oh and like, animals or something</font>" ad campaign. See, because, get it? She's comfortable in her skin since she's not wearing fur and she's also buck naked. I mean, come on ladies. Why can't you all just stop covering up your paunchy stomachs and cellulite and saggy breasts and horrific burn scars with the pelt of dead animals and just be <i>comfortable</i> in your skin like Keeley Hazell is? The large-breasted, blonde, flawless 23-year-old model hath spoketh.<br /><br />Thumbnails NSFW:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/keeley111909_2-616.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/keeley111909_2-616.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/keeley111909_2-thumb-100x141-616.jpg" alt="keeley111909_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="141" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/keeley111909_3-613.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/keeley111909_3-613.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/keeley111909_3-thumb-100x141-613.jpg" alt="keeley111909_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="141" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Levi Johnston is a Diva; Loser</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="58958164websters1119200921233PM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/58958164websters1119200921233PM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="587" width="416" />Levi Johnston flew out to Los Angeles earlier this week for last night's <i>GQ</i> "Men of the Year" party, and made a huge assy spectacle of himself at JFK airport, refusing to stand in line with "the commoners" (including "Seinfeld's Jason Alexander) and insisted to be seated before everyone else.<br /><br /><blockquote>A spy on his American Airlines flight told Page Six: "He then made a big show of getting on first. He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him." (<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/prima_donna_hxaoUI2oVf1MVT8V0CseeP">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />It was a different story when he actually <i>got</i> to the star-studded <i>GQ</i> event, however, because as it turns out <i>nobody gives a shit</i> about some punk-ass 15-minutes-of-fame governor's-daughter-impregnating redneck from Alaska:<br /><br /><blockquote>Levi, who had on a vest, yellow pocket square and what appeared to be pancake makeup, wandered around the party with both his manager Tank (wearing a diamond earring) and a second beefy gentleman (wearing an earpiece).

And no one cared.<br /><br />Levi was largely ignored by other guests as he wandered to get a soda (he's underage) and he checked his Blackberry while Tank hit up the buffet. An hour later, they were gone. (<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/19/gqs-men-of-the-year-party_n_363607.html">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />I wonder if anyone got it on film the exact moment that Levi realized that he was a nobody, kind of like on that "Simpsons" episode where Lisa broke Ralph Wiggum's heart. I'd like to think it was when Quentin Tarantino saw Levi's jaunty yellow pocket square, mistook him for a busboy and handed him his empty cocktail glass.<br /><br />Random attendees of the GQ "Men of the Year" party who are better than Levi Johnston:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58954908websters1119200920831PM-609.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58954908websters1119200920831PM-609.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58954908websters1119200920831PM-thumb-100x150-609.jpg" alt="58954908websters1119200920831PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58954933websters1119200921648PM-606.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58954933websters1119200921648PM-606.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58954933websters1119200921648PM-thumb-100x149-606.jpg" alt="58954933websters1119200921648PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="149" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58958312websters1119200921513PM-603.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58958312websters1119200921513PM-603.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58958312websters1119200921513PM-thumb-100x150-603.jpg" alt="58958312websters1119200921513PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58958870websters1119200921320PM-600.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58958870websters1119200921320PM-600.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58958870websters1119200921320PM-thumb-100x149-600.jpg" alt="58958870websters1119200921320PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="149" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Robert Pattinson Would Get Nekkid</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="58933881websters1119200913100PM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/58933881websters1119200913100PM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="550" width="366" />Robert Pattinson said that he would do nudity "for the right part." I love how talks of doing nudity in films are restricted solely for actresses and Robert Pattinson. Because he's pretty and soft just like a girl, see?<br /><br /><blockquote>"It's funny because Spanish people have no problem with nudity at all," he told U.K.'s Star magazine. "And English people obviously do have the most enormous problem with it.<br /><br />Pattinson even admitted that he would take off all of his clothes - for the right part.

"I think it would depend on what it is," he said. "And I don't think a lot of people would really want to see that. I think it would ruin the illusion!" (<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/11/19/2009-11-19_robert_pattinson_bares_all_i_would_go_nude_for_a_movie_role.html">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />Anyway, this is pretty much the biggest non-story ever, because Robert Pattinson <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/robert_pattinson_nude.jpg">already did full frontal nudity</a> for a role, (linked image NSFW) and it was called <i>Little Ashes</i> and came out last year. I guess that doesn't really count though, because what hot-blooded 13-year-old girl wants to watch a movie about stupid Salvador Dali. I mean, does he even sparkle? <i>Booooring</i>. They might as just read their algebra books or whatever.<br /><br />At the Los Angeles premiere of <i>Twilight: New Moon</i>:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17045220websters1119200913604PM-596.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17045220websters1119200913604PM-596.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17045220websters1119200913604PM-thumb-100x151-596.jpg" alt="17045220websters1119200913604PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="151" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17045412websters1119200913636PM-593.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17045412websters1119200913636PM-593.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17045412websters1119200913636PM-thumb-100x150-593.jpg" alt="17045412websters1119200913636PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58934828websters1119200913326PM-590.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58934828websters1119200913326PM-590.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58934828websters1119200913326PM-thumb-100x150-590.jpg" alt="58934828websters1119200913326PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58936126websters1119200913419PM-587.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58936126websters1119200913419PM-587.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58936126websters1119200913419PM-thumb-100x151-587.jpg" alt="58936126websters1119200913419PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="151" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Posh Spice is Down to Earth</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="58787451websters11192009104923AM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/58787451websters11192009104923AM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="575" width="415" />Victoria Beckham gave a recent interview to <i>Allure</i> magazine and among the topics discussed? Spoiler alert! She has sex with David Beckham, likes to eat salad and is out in the sun a lot.<br /><br /><blockquote>[If] given the choice of salads or fries, she admits she always goes green.

"I'm not going to lie -- I'm not one of those people that says, 'Oh, I eat hamburgers.'"<br /><br />And as for her oft-criticized skin tone?

It's all natural, she says.

"I don't self-tan anymore," she says. "It's frustrating when people criticize my color. It's the color that I am! I wear sunblock, but I live in a hot climate."<br /><br />The former Spice Girl, however, doesn't get upset if you call her Posh.

"I'm so respectful of the Spice Girls, and I love all the girls dearly, but it's nice now that people know my name," she says. "But either is a compliment. I mean, I've been called a lot worse." (<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/victoria-beckham-loves-sex-and-salad-not-burgers-20091811">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />What a <i>bitch</i>. She actually admits to eating salad and doesn't mind when people call her by the schmaltzy stage name from her girl pop group from a decade ago. Oh who am I kidding. I have a total f'ing girl crush on Victoria Beckham. I want to raid her wardrobe and parade around in all of her mod shift dresses even though they'd only zip halfway up my back and borrow her adorable mohawked children. Oh, and, you know ... Bang the <i>shit</i> out of her husband. But that's just a given.<br /><br />More of the Beckham family at a Laker's game last month:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787490websters11192009105016AM-582.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787490websters11192009105016AM-582.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787490websters11192009105016AM-thumb-100x66-582.jpg" alt="58787490websters11192009105016AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787440websters11192009104955AM-579.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787440websters11192009104955AM-579.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787440websters11192009104955AM-thumb-100x66-579.jpg" alt="58787440websters11192009104955AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787439websters11192009105002AM-576.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787439websters11192009105002AM-576.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58787439websters11192009105002AM-thumb-100x66-576.jpg" alt="58787439websters11192009105002AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58786849websters11192009105009AM-573.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58786849websters11192009105009AM-573.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58786849websters11192009105009AM-thumb-100x66-573.jpg" alt="58786849websters11192009105009AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>]]></description>
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                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">Victoria Beckham</category>
            
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>I CAN HAZ PLAY VIDEO GAIMES LOL</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="kendra_111909.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/kendra_111909.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="374" width="500" />Kendra Wilkinson blessed us with <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/2009/11/i-haz-snuggie-lol.php">another one of her photo blog posts</a> yesterday. I love it. I hope she stays pregnant forever if she keeps blogging about it. <br /><br /><blockquote>I always yell at Hank for playing video games too much but then yesterday Hank and my friend Eddie caught me playing DJ Hero hahaha.  It was so funny!!! I'm at the point now where I'm so far along in my pregnancy that I just want to be at home most of the time, so I have to find fun things to do to keep busy. lolol.  Video games can be addicting!!! (<a href="http://kendrawilkinson.celebuzz.com/2009/11/keeping-busy-with-dj-hero/">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />I love how all of Kendra's blogs read like straight out of a second grader's What I Did Over My Summer Vacation essay. All that's missing are the self-created crayon depictions. I can already tell that Hank Jr. is going to have some stiff competition ahead of him scoring prime real estate on the front of the refrigerator.<br /><br />]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Snaps: Happy Paheeba Day!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="I_01_AlabamaPink.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/I_01_AlabamaPink.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" width="480" height="702" />It's Paheeba Day, everyone! So to celebrate, here are The Best Chick Flicks of All Time. (<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/paheeba_day/the-best-chick-flicks-of-all-time.php">Pajiba</a>)<br />
<br />Oh my God you guys, Carmen Electra has a sex tape! Which features no actual sex. Or nudity. Or anything worth watching really. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/18/carmen-electra-sex-tape-leaks-online/">Yeeeah!</a>)<br />
<br />Adam Lambert was afraid of being on The Out 100 Cover because he didn't want to appear to gay. Despite his gay album cover, his gay music, or his gay sexual-orientation. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/adam-lambert-cant-be-too-gay/">The Blemish</a>)<br />
<br />Not only is Hugh Jackman a gorgeous slice of Man Meat, but his daughter is kind of a adorable. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12458">Seriously? OMG!</a>)<br />
<br />Paris Hilton and her Cock-Of-The-Week's fighting got so loud, police were called in to shut them up. Unfortunately, said fighting didn't involve chainsaws or blood. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/81043/paris_hilton_and_doug_reinhardt_fight_so_loud_the_neighbors_call_the_cops/">Celebitchy</a>)<br />
<br />Hey ladies! Any of you want to date a woman beater? Well you're in luck, because Chris Brown is available! (<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/11/chris-brown-ladies-man.php">Celebslam</a>)<br /><br />Shirtless Guy + Adorable Dogs = BESTEST LINK EVER. (<a href="http://www.hollywire.com/movies/kellan-lutz-talks-puppy-love/">HollyWire</a>)<br /><br />What in the what? When the fuck did Mary-Kate Olsen turn into Cruella DeVil? (<a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/11/18/mary-kate-olsen-looking-very-1996/">CelebSmack</a>)<br /><br />Who wears short-shorts? Blake Lively wears short-shorts! (<a href="http://usemycomputer.com/archive/2009-11-17.html#P59182">usemycomputer</a>)<br /><br />Only Kate Hudson could turn Nine into a boring fucking knock-off of a perfume commercial. (<a href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/11/nine_kate_hudson_cinema_italiano_trailer.shtml">popbytes</a>)<br /><br />What if celebrities were fat? Well, it wouldn't be much different, since I'd still find them irritating as fuck. (<a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/what-if-celebrities-were-fat">Celeb Jihad</a>) ]]></description>
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            <author><name>Jeremy Feist</name></author>
            
            
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>This is Some Benjamin Buttons Shit Right Here</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="cage111809_1.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/cage111809_1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="500" width="355" />Nicolas Cage visited a Kenyan prison holding suspected Somali pirates earlier today, and <i>damn</i> when did he get so old? If I didn't know better that he's only forty-five, I wouldn't accept that this man pictured here is a day under seventy. Clearly, he was forced to relinquish his authentic vial of water from the Fountain of Youth recovered from Ponce de León's artifacts when the tax people foreclosed on his castle and collection of <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/2009/11/hey-big-spender.php">dinosaur skulls and meteorites</a>. That's the only logical explanation I can think of, anyway.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_2-567.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_2-567.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_2-thumb-100x66-567.jpg" alt="cage111809_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_3-564.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_3-564.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_3-thumb-100x66-564.jpg" alt="cage111809_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_4-561.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_4-561.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_4-thumb-100x66-561.jpg" alt="cage111809_4.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_5-558.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_5-558.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/cage111809_5-thumb-100x66-558.jpg" alt="cage111809_5.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="66" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:15:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Stupid and Evil vs. The Insider</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cjmA1OmQpnY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cjmA1OmQpnY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></object><br /><br />Heidi and Spencer went on "The Insider" last night to talk about how Spencer <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/2009/11/spencer-pratt-is-an-asshole-part-a-milli.php">wrote mean things about Al Roker on his twitter</a>, and oh boy -- get ready to want to reach through the computer screen and strangle them like you've never wanted to strangle them before. On one hand, it was somewhat gratifying to see them ganged-up on and taken to task by four individuals with <i>vast</i> mental superiority, (no small feat, for a panel including the likes of Star Jones) but ultimately disappointing in that they walk away just as stupidly smug and obliviously self-righteous as ever.<br /><br />It's times like this you really just have to take a deep breath and hold out hope for the day that Spencer Pratt is thrown in jail for some white collar crime like tax evasion and his dainty puckered asshole sees the business end of an inmate named "Skidmark." Over and over and <i>over</i> again.<br /><br />Now, to balance out all that hate, pictures of my kittycat, (with his doggie friend) as promised:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_1-554.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_1-554.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_1-thumb-100x133-554.jpg" alt="piggy_1.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="133" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_2-551.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_2-551.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_2-thumb-100x133-551.jpg" alt="piggy_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="133" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_3-548.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_3-548.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_3-thumb-100x133-548.jpg" alt="piggy_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="133" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_4-545.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_4-545.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/piggy_4-thumb-100x133-545.jpg" alt="piggy_4.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="133" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <author><name>Stacey</name></author>
            
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">Al Roker</category>
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">Heidi Montag</category>
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">Spencer Pratt</category>
            
            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Hulk Hogan Got the Crap Kicked Out of Him</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="58943334websters11182009110432AM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/58943334websters11182009110432AM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="525" width="448" />Hulk Hogan and co-wrestler Ric Flair held a press conference to kick off their new tour, "HulkaMania: Let The Battle Begin tour Down Under," when things inevitably turned to fisticuffs, as is the way in their culture. If you think Hulk got it bad, just wait til you see the other guy. Oh just kidding, the other guy is fine.<br /><br /><blockquote>In a staged fight - known as a 'work' among wrestling fans - 60-year-old Flair busted open the Hulkster, 56, with a flurry of punches after the two traded insults about their failed love lives.<br /><br />It is thought former WWE world champion Hogan cut himself to start a flow of blood, which then ended up all over his face and white T-shirt. The stunt is known as 'blading'.<br /><br />News outlets in Australia were unsure what to make of the incident, with many of them reporting it as a serious bust-up.
  (<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2735468/Ric-Flair-left-fellow-wrestling-legend-Hulk-Hogan-a-bloody-mess-as-the-pair-kicked-off-their-tour-of-Australia.html">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />If this really was staged and Hulk Hogan really did cut himself on purpose, you have to admit that's really a ballsy move on his part. You know what they say about repairing old, worn leather -- it's damn near <i>impossible</i>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943462websters11182009110418AM-542.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943462websters11182009110418AM-542.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943462websters11182009110418AM-thumb-100x150-542.jpg" alt="58943462websters11182009110418AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943353websters11182009110623AM-539.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943353websters11182009110623AM-539.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943353websters11182009110623AM-thumb-100x150-539.jpg" alt="58943353websters11182009110623AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943439websters11182009110448AM-536.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943439websters11182009110448AM-536.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943439websters11182009110448AM-thumb-100x149-536.jpg" alt="58943439websters11182009110448AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="149" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943485websters11182009111042AM-533.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943485websters11182009111042AM-533.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58943485websters11182009111042AM-thumb-100x150-533.jpg" alt="58943485websters11182009111042AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <author><name>Stacey</name></author>
            
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">Hulk Hogan</category>
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">Ric Flair</category>
            
            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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