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            <title>Snaps: Staring At Goats</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="Admittedly Not Very Goatlike.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/Admittedly%20Not%20Very%20Goatlike.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" width="394" height="600" />Men Who Stare At Goats is as listless and boring as actually staring at goats for two hours. Oh the irony... (<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/the-men-who-stare-at-goats-review.php">Pajiba</a>)<br />
<br />Why are Katy Perry and Russell Brand dating again? Oh, wait, yeah, it's because they're both totally gross and annoying. Well now that makes perfect sense! (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/06/gross-and-grosser/">Yeeeah!</a>)<br />
<br />Sarah Jessica Parker says she loves the smell of dirty diapers. Talk about not looking a gift horse in the mouth. *High-Fives Self* (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/sarah-jessica-parker-loves-the-smell-of-piss/">The Blemish</a>)<br />
<br />Remember when William Shatner read Levi Johnston's tweets on The Tonight Show? Well, as it turns out, those were actually totally fake. Whoops. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12372">Seriously? OMG!</a>)<br />
<br />Jennifer Love Hewitt believes there are ghosts living in her house, which has absolutely nothing to do with her show, The Ghost Whisperer, airing every Friday night on CBS. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/79176/jennifer_love_hewitt_thinks_two_ghosts_live_in_her_house/">Celebitchy</a>)<br />
<br />Oh look, Spencer Pratt's younger <strike>whore</strike> sister is going into rehab, which I'm sure will be filmed for the next season of The Hills. (<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/11/stephanie-pratt-rehab.php">Celebslam</a>)<br /><br />What's better than a crappy remake of Yogi Bear? How about a crappy remake of Yogi Bear starring Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo? (<a href="http://www.hollywire.com/movies/justin-timberlake-takes-on-yogi-bear/">HollyWire</a>)<br /><br />No offense, but am I the only one who thinks that Josh Duhamel has terrible taste in strippers? Yikes. (<a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/11/06/fergie-stands-by-her-man-after-stripper-scandal/">CelebSmack</a>)<br /><br />Say what you will about Dollhouse, but you gotta admit, Eliza Dushku is certainly very pretty. (<a href="http://usemycomputer.com/archive/2009-11-6.html#P59136">usemycomputer</a>)<br /><br />Apparently, there are some people in Egypt who aren't too thrilled about Beyonce. (<a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/beyonces-%E2%80%9Cinsolent-sex-party%E2%80%9D-defiles-the-muslim-world">Celeb Jihad</a>)<br /><br />Does anybody else have zero interest in hearing about Jennifer Lopez's sex life? That's what I thought. (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/11/jennifer-lopez-digs-spankings-bondage/">Allie Is Wired</a>) ]]></description>
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            <title>Jon Hamm Is In The Bubble</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="What In The What.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/What%20In%20The%20What.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" width="253" height="500" />I'm posting this yearbook picture of Jon Hamm (Big ol' Hat-Tip to <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40824099.html#cutid1">ONTD</a>) for the sole purpose of proving that Jon Hamm has always been, and always will be, a Grade-A slice of man meat. I mean my God, look at that! He probably came out of the womb with a full head of hair, a chin dimple and abs. And to think, I went through my teenage years in loose-fitting hand-me-downs and a haircut that made me look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.<br /><br />It also gives me the opportunity of posting these current pics of Jon Hamm. Yay!:<br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon1-110609-261.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon1-110609-261.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon1-110609-thumb-100x134-261.jpg" alt="Jon1-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="134" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon2-110609-258.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon2-110609-258.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon2-110609-thumb-100x150-258.jpg" alt="Jon2-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="150" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon3-110609-255.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon3-110609-255.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon3-110609-thumb-100x150-255.jpg" alt="Jon3-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="150" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon4-110609-252.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon4-110609-252.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Jon4-110609-thumb-100x150-252.jpg" alt="Jon4-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="150" /></a><br /> <div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="Paris1-110609.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/Paris1-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" width="420" height="600" />Here's something horribly depressing to think about: A pair of Jimmy Choo shoes will run you over $350 US, which is pretty much more than most people throughout the world will make in a month. Not only does Paris Hilton get them for free, but she even gets paid more than that to go out to their parties, despite the fact that you could fit her resume on the inside of a Snapple cap. I'm not saying that someone should go out and kill Paris Hilton, I'm just saying that it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if someone were to "accidentally" feed her feet-first through a wood chipper.<br /><br />Here she is at the Jimmy Choo for H&amp;M Collection:<br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris2-110609-248.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris2-110609-248.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris2-110609-thumb-100x158-248.jpg" alt="Paris2-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="158" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris3-110609-245.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris3-110609-245.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris3-110609-thumb-100x148-245.jpg" alt="Paris3-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="148" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris4-110609-242.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris4-110609-242.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris4-110609-thumb-100x144-242.jpg" alt="Paris4-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="144" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris5-110609-239.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris5-110609-239.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/Paris5-110609-thumb-100x147-239.jpg" alt="Paris5-110609.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" width="100" height="147" /></a><br /><br /> <div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:15:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Jon Gosselin and His Fat Arms Do Yoga</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="gosselin110609_1.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/gosselin110609_1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="565" width="500" />Fat Asian Spencer Pratt has apparently decided to take up yoga, presumably to make himself a better father to his eight kids who he never sees. And obviously, it's very important to the spiritual journey of a struggling father to have his picture taken doing yoga by hired paparazzi in Los Angeles. I have no doubt that when little Maddy and Cara and the other six whats-their-faces see these photos on the cover of a tabloid, their tiny hearts will swell three sizes.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_2-235.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_2-235.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_2-thumb-100x151-235.jpg" alt="gosselin110609_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="151" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_3-232.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_3-232.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_3-thumb-100x150-232.jpg" alt="gosselin110609_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_4-229.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_4-229.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_4-thumb-100x150-229.jpg" alt="gosselin110609_4.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_5-226.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_5-226.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/gosselin110609_5-thumb-100x150-226.jpg" alt="gosselin110609_5.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Oops He Did It Again (Sorry)</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="kfed110609_1.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/kfed110609_1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="550" width="447" />Word on the street is that K-Fed's magical sperm may have in fact impregnated yet another woman, current girlfriend Victoria Prince. That brings the tally to five if you're keeping count -- only four more and he'll have himself a baseball team.<br /><br /><blockquote>A source tells the National Enquirer, "The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn't seem happy to hear the news."
While another source tells Star magazine, "Victoria's been ill off and on, so everyone suspects that she's expecting.<br /><br />Under no circumstances does he want another kid now. He's not even acknowledging the possibility. He's awful when it comes to birth control. Kevin thinks it's the woman's responsibility." (<a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/federline-to-be-a-father-again_1121504">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />Not that I agree about birth control solely being the woman's responsibility, but come <i>on</i>. If I were going to have sex with Kevin Federline, (which I wouldn't, because <i>gross</i>) I'd sneak into a dentist's office and point the X-Ray machine at my uterus for an hour beforehand and spray my down theres with Raid®. And even then I'd probably just make him wack it into a sock behind reinforced steel doors. There's no such thing as "too safe" when practicing safe sex with Kevin Federline.<br /><br />At a recent trip to Target with his now third baby momma:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_2-222.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_2-222.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_2-thumb-100x150-222.jpg" alt="kfed110609_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_3-219.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_3-219.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_3-thumb-100x150-219.jpg" alt="kfed110609_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_4-216.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_4-216.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_4-thumb-100x150-216.jpg" alt="kfed110609_4.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_5-213.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_5-213.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/kfed110609_5-thumb-100x150-213.jpg" alt="kfed110609_5.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Australia Hates Britney Spears</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="britney_110609.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/britney_110609.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="600" width="423" />Britney Spears has hit a potential snag in her month-long Australian tour after the South Wales Minister for Fair Trading, Virginia Judge, voiced concerns that fans may be misled to the nature of the "live" performance. I mean, it's live in that Britney will physically be there -- what, you actually want her to <i>sing</i> too?<br /><br /><blockquote>"It is Britney's 'prerogative' to lip-sync, and it is my job to make sure consumers know what they are paying for up front," Judge said in a statement released by the government.<br /><br />"Personally I would rather see a live set from a local artist," Judge said, "but I am sure Britney's fans will be treated to a spectacular show." (<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20318110,00.html">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br /><i>Meow</i>. I hope this lady is able to come to a sound and conclusive judgment about the validity of Britney Spears' performance when she's also filling in for the South Wales Minister for Passive Aggressiveness. It must be hard to juggle all those responsibilities.<br /><br />]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Snaps: Freakalicious</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="He's Freakalicious.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/He%27s%20Freakalicious.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" width="485" height="600" />Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie combine to give you the hottest/creepiest pairing in Cinema. (<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/the-tourist-adds-johnny-depp.php">Pajiba</a>)<br />
<br />Kim Kardashian got punched in her big, stupid, fame-whoring face for charity and now she has a black eye. HA! (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/05/kim-kardashian-has-a-black-eye/">Yeeeah!</a>)<br />
<br />And in other Kardashian news, Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend's diet is about as real as her sham of a marriage. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/khloes-fat-again/">The Blemish</a>)<br />
<br />Jimmy Kimmel got all dressed up in a body suit for the Olympics, and oh would you look at that, my eyes are bleeding. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12362">Seriously? OMG!</a>)<br />
<br />In a sign that there is, in fact, a loving God, Emma Thompson has removed her name from Roman Polanski's "Raping Kids is A-Okay!" Petition. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/79116/emma_thompson_removes_her_name_from_the_roman_polanski_petition/">Celebitchy</a>)<br />
<br />No one is buying tickets to Chris Brown concerts anymore, I'm assuming because they've figured out that he's a total douche and his music fucking sucks. (<a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/chris-browns-ticket-sales-take-a-beating">Celeb Jihad</a>)<br /><br />Because I have a huge Whedon-Boner for all things Buffy, I'm pretty much mandated to post this blurb out Sarah Michelle Gellar's Baby. (<a href="http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2009/11/05/sarah-michelle-gellars-new-baby-girl-photos-">BricksandStones</a>)<br /><br />Now that Agent Bedhead has seen the error of her ways about her hots for the <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba_love/pajiba-love-102709.php">Gay Prairie Dog</a>, let's all enjoy the homoerotism of a shirtless Robert Downey Jr. (<a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/sherlock-holmes-more-homoerotic-by-the-moment/">Agent Bedhead</a>)<br /><br />As much as I fucking DESPISE The Twilight Series, I fucking love Kristen Stewart and her reaction to people hounding her about her relationship. (<a href="http://poponthepop.com/2009/11/kristen-stewart-on-dating-robert-pattinson-fck-off/">POTP</a>)<br /><br />Anyone else remember Jewel? Well, here she is in a bikini. Your welcome? (<a href="http://www.superiorgossip.com/2009/11/03/who-will-s-aee-e-a-ave-my-boobs/">Superior Gossip</a>) ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Yikes</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="mariah110509_1.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/mariah110509_1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="600" width="413" />Mariah Carey was shooting a music video or something in this horrible swimsuit that looks like it was crudely fashioned out of a Hefty bag. Now, I'm not gonna give Mariah shit for gaining weight because she got married last year and everyone knows you gain new relationship weight when you're all happy and lovely-dovey and shit. Plus, you know, Nick Cannon probably doesn't mind since it's a scientific fact that black dudes like girls with a little extra meat on their bones.<br /><br />But come on, she looks like <a href="http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wwealumni/kingkongbundy/bio/">King Kong Bundy</a> in that thing. There's "unflattering," and then there's taking the word flattering and shooting it in the face with an ugly shotgun.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_2-207.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_2-207.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_2-thumb-100x150-207.jpg" alt="mariah110509_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_3-204.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_3-204.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_3-thumb-100x150-204.jpg" alt="mariah110509_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_4-201.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_4-201.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_4-thumb-100x150-201.jpg" alt="mariah110509_4.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_5-198.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_5-198.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/mariah110509_5-thumb-100x150-198.jpg" alt="mariah110509_5.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>I Will Buy Her a Bra Myself</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="britney110509_1.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/britney110509_1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="600" width="429" />Britney Spears was photographed in Perth earlier today where she's starting a month long Australian tour, wayward nipples making her look like some sort of human divining rod. Jesus. Is there no force on this Earth than can make this woman wear a bra? I thought universal healthcare was an unrealistic goal, but we'll all be getting free heart transplants just for the hell of it before Britney Spears' breasts are supported.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_2-194.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_2-194.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_2-thumb-100x150-194.jpg" alt="britney110509_2.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_3-191.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_3-191.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_3-thumb-100x150-191.jpg" alt="britney110509_3.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_4-188.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_4-188.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_4-thumb-100x150-188.jpg" alt="britney110509_4.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_5-185.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_5-185.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/britney110509_5-thumb-100x150-185.jpg" alt="britney110509_5.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <title>Hey Big Spender</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-03/nicolas-cage-compulsive-spender/?cid=sexybeast:mainpromo1"><img alt="cage_1105.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/cage_1105.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="380" width="500" />The Daily Beast</a> has an extensive piece up on <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/2009/10/nicholas-cage-is-broke.php">Nicolas Cage's financial ruin</a> and how although he's pointing fingers and blaming his financial advisers for the fact that he's a broke-ass bitch, it's really all his fault due to his compulsive spending habits. Hey, a European castle isn't gonna buy <i>itself</i> you know.<br /><br /><blockquote> Cage's appetite was extreme even for Hollywood, with a decade-plus shopping spree that saw him snapping up houses, motorcycles, a jet, yachts, vintage and new cars, expensive watches, meteorites, dinosaur skulls, an enormous pet collection, massive amounts of jewelry for the women in his life, group vacations for his entire entourage, and on and on and on. "He lived like a sheik," says one person who's known him for several years. "Spent money like it was water," says another. (<a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-03/nicolas-cage-compulsive-spender/?cid=sexybeast:mainpromo1">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />I always thought Nicholas Cage displayed the same sense of judgment in choosing movie roles as my dog does when deciding what to eat out of the trashcan. Sure, it might be half of an uneaten sandwich (<i>Adaptation</i>) or it might be the plastic wrap that the sandwich came in. (<i>Wicker Man, </i><i>National Treasure 1 &amp; 2,</i><i> Ghost Rider, et al.</i>) But I guess when you figure that <i>Ghost Rider 2</i> is probably just like, a down payment on an actual recovered alien spacecraft -- it doesn't seem so stupid now, does it? When the plot of one of his dumb apocalyptic movies comes to life, we're not gonna be the ones laughing from the safety of extraterrestrial technology.<br />&nbsp;<br />]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Mesh Shirt Releases Lindsay Lohan Tapes</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="mesh_shirt.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/mesh_shirt.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="428" width="500" />Michael Lohan has released a tape recording of a private conversation between him and his daughter Lindsay Lohan in which she's upset and sobbing uncontrollably. Hmm .... Father of the year or father of the <i>century</i>?<br /><br /><blockquote>Lindsay's father has been publicly saying that she needs help and is in a fragile state. He released this tape in an attempt to prove his point and to disprove those around Lindsay who are saying she's fine.<br /><br />"Mommy says that I'm worse than you were," Lindsay can be heard crying to her dad. "And she's defending...She doesn't back me...she doesn't stand by me."<br /><br />Lindsay continues, "No one cares about me. They don't, by the way. It's about how they feel, not how I feel. It's not about me. It's never been about me, unless I fight for it." (<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/11/worldwide-exclusive-lindsay-lohan%E2%80%99s-desperate-cry-help-%E2%80%93-hear-her-dramatic-call">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />Well, congratulations to Michael Lohan, clearly he has succeeded in proving his point. Oh wait, you mean his point wasn't to prove that he's a creepy asshole who not only releases private conversations between him and his daughter, but a creepy asshole who had the wherewithal to <i>record them in the first place</i>? Point prove fail.<br /><br />Lindsay looking cracked-out at a <span id="MainRegion_ggItemListing__ctl4_pnBreadCrumbItemGroup_LblItemGroupN" class="smBoldTxt">Richard Branson party last week: (Probably because of her horrible upbringing with her skeevy father led to her rampant substance abuse)<br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58748502websters1152009101900AM-171.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58748502websters1152009101900AM-171.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58748502websters1152009101900AM-thumb-100x150-171.jpg" alt="58748502websters1152009101900AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58750783websters1152009101805AM-180.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58750783websters1152009101805AM-180.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58750783websters1152009101805AM-thumb-100x150-180.jpg" alt="58750783websters1152009101805AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58750761websters1152009101821AM-177.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58750761websters1152009101821AM-177.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58750761websters1152009101821AM-thumb-100x150-177.jpg" alt="58750761websters1152009101821AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58748780websters1152009101852AM-174.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58748780websters1152009101852AM-174.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/58748780websters1152009101852AM-thumb-100x150-174.jpg" alt="58748780websters1152009101852AM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Snaps: Are You Fucking Kidding Me? AGAIN?!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="No Really Fuck All Of You.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/No%20Really%20Fuck%20All%20Of%20You.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="303" width="466" />So apparently, you straights took away our right to marry AGAIN, so if you were one of those people who voted Yes on 1, maybe these movies might put some sense in your thick-ass head. (<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/guides/five-movies-that-might-encourage-narrowminded-assholes-to-vote-for-samesex-marriage.php">Pajiba</a>)<br />
<br />Chris Martin might be cheating on Gwyneth with Kate Bosworth. In an unrelated story, the next GOOP will include a list of the best knives to cut off your lying husband's penis. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/11/04/chris-martin-is-cheating-on-gwyneth-with-kate-bosworth/">Yeeeah!</a>)<br />
<br />No offense, but I really don't want to imagine what kind of kink Nicole Kidman might be into, since I'm sure it involves Botox. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/11/finally-nicole-kidman-is-interesting/">The Blemish</a>)<br />
<br />I don't care how many Auto Shows you do, Jason Biggs, you'll still always be the guy who fucked a pie. (<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=12355">Seriously? OMG!</a>)<br />
<br />Oh look, Carrie Prejean (AKA Little Miss Holier-Than-Thou) might have a sextape. Suck on that, you self-righteous bitch. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/78879/carrie_prejean_settled_the_lawsuit_because_pageant_had_her_sex_tape/">Celebitchy</a>)<br />
<br />As it turns out, Ashlee Simpson got booted off Melrose Place because she was a total asshole and everyone hated her. Shocking, I know. (<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/11/ashlee-simpson-melrose.php">Celebslam</a>)<br /><br />The cover for Chris Brown's upcoming album is about as classy, sophisticated and understated as he is. (<a href="http://www.hollywire.com/music/beware-the-wrath-of-chirs-brown/">HollyWire</a>)<br /><br />It's a good thing Russell Brand is amazing in bed, because he looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. (<a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/11/04/remember-russell-brand-is-amazing-in-bed/">CelebSmack</a>)<br /><br />Kate Beckinsale and Drew Barrymore do their best to look shiny and what not. (<a href="http://usemycomputer.com/archive/2009-11-4.html#P59122">usemycomputer</a>)<br /><br />The best part about this Mormon Pinup Calendar? They tried this out a male-version a while ago and it caused a big ol' shitstorm in the church. Yay for sexism! (<a href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/11/come_get_your_hot_mormon_muffins_calendar.shtml">popbytes</a>)<br /><br />It's official: Lady Gaga's vagina spiders will destroy us all. (<a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/lady-gagas-crotch-spider-outbreak">Celeb Jihad</a>) ]]></description>
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            <author><name>Jeremy Feist</name></author>
            
            
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            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Michael Jackson's Doctor is Helping</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="56904771websters114200934820PM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/56904771websters114200934820PM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="600" width="378" />Dr. Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson's former dermatologist and the <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/2009/07/arnold-klein-is-not-the-father.php">heavily suspected father of one or more of his children</a>, has come forward with new information which could shed a light onto the molestation allegations which plagued the singer. You see, it turns out Michael Jackson just liked to <i>pee</i> in front of people.<br /><br /><blockquote>Dr. Klein insists prosecutors would have failed to bring charges against Jackson if the case had gone to trial because their whole case was based on the fact that the plaintiff could describe the discoloration of the pop star's testicles and penis.<br /><br />The doctor tells TMZ.com that Michael liked to pee for an audience - and many people could describe the singer's genitals. (<a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/11/04/michael_jackson_liked_to_pee_in_front_of">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />So Michael Jackson didn't like to fondle children, he just had a fetish about making a big spectacle of himself urinating in front of them. That is quite the misunderstanding! I don't know why he didn't just go to the media and set the story straight. Boy, the red-faced laugh we all would have had!<br /><br />]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:45:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Hey, Remember This Guy? He's Getting Married</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="57420774websters114200932506PM.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/57420774websters114200932506PM.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="550" width="385" />Choreographer Chris Judd, known for such splashy tabloid marriages as the one he had with Jennifer Lopez from 2001-2002, is getting re-married.<br /><br /><blockquote>"I am engaged!" he tells Us. "I am extremely overjoyed, and I couldn't be happier."<br /><br />After a year of dating, Judd, 40, tells Us he popped the question to Kelly A. Wolfe about a month ago. (<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/cris-judd-is-engaged-2009411">Source</a>)<br /></blockquote><br />I don't know who this Kelly person is since she's clearly not a celebrity and therefore of no interest to me, but I hope she knows she's got some mighty big pantaloons to fill. Oh come on, this is pretty much the most boring story ever, and it's my natural instinct to make a bad joke about the size of Jennifer Lopez's ass. Just be glad it wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker we're talking about here.<br /><br />Jennifer Lopez at the <i>This Is It</i> premiere:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17013677websters114200933710PM-166.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17013677websters114200933710PM-166.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17013677websters114200933710PM-thumb-100x150-166.jpg" alt="17013677websters114200933710PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014423websters114200933700PM-163.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014423websters114200933700PM-163.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014423websters114200933700PM-thumb-100x150-163.jpg" alt="17014423websters114200933700PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014742websters114200933728PM-160.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014742websters114200933728PM-160.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014742websters114200933728PM-thumb-100x150-160.jpg" alt="17014742websters114200933728PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014757websters114200933717PM-157.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014757websters114200933717PM-157.php','popup','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,toolbar=yes,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false"><img src="http://www.litelysalted.com/assets_c/2009/11/17014757websters114200933717PM-thumb-100x150-157.jpg" alt="17014757websters114200933717PM.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="150" width="100" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <author><name>Stacey</name></author>
            
            
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            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Lady Gaga Takes Stupidity To New Heights Of "Durrrrrr"</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<img alt="You're Not That Bright Are You.jpg" src="http://www.litelysalted.com/images/You%27re%20Not%20That%20Bright%20Are%20You.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" width="400" height="600" />...Which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, since she dresses like someone shot her out of a cannon into my grandmother's closet, but I digress. At the ACE Awards on Monday, Gaga was awarded a Stylemaker award and used her speech to promote Safe Sex, which I highly approve of and recommend to everyone. Unfortunately, she kind of blew all credibility with this golden nugget:<br /><br /><blockquote><span class="black2pt" id="intelliTxt"><p>She explained: "Writing a
record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same
restaurants to see if they measure up, and at some point you decide who
you like best. </p><p>"When you make music or write or create, it's
really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex
with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time." (<a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/lady-gagas-sex-accessory_1121230">Source</a>)</p></span><br /><span class="black2pt" id="intelliTxt"></span></blockquote>I'm not sure if that's stupid, irresponsible, nonsensical, or all three. While I can respect Lady Gaga for initially promoting the use of protection, her views on songwriting border on "Ridiculously Fucking Dumb". I'm honestly starting to think she's like a real-life version of Charlize Theron's character on Arrested Development; You're not quirky, you're just an idiot. And for God's sake, would everyone PLEASE just wear a fucking condom already?<br /> ]]></description>
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            <author><name>Jeremy Feist</name></author>
            
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">Lady Gaga</category>
            
            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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