Webtures http://www.webtures.com Celebrity caricatures and biography satire Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:41:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en 966253http://www.feedburner.com Viggo Mortensen - trolls, elves and ice cream http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/03/viggo-mortensen/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/03/viggo-mortensen/#comments Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:41:56 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1535

It’s not known if he believes in trolls, elves and non-fat ice cream…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/03/viggo-mortensen/feed/ Vernon Kay - sex, picnic and table http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/02/vernon-kay/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/02/vernon-kay/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:21:42 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1533

It’s not known if he has ever had sex with a picnic table…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/02/vernon-kay/feed/ Travis Fimmel http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/01/travis-fimmel/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/01/travis-fimmel/#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:25:29 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1531

]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/07/01/travis-fimmel/feed/ Tom Welling - dragon, mating and cow http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/30/tom-welling/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/30/tom-welling/#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:47:48 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1529

It’s not known if he has ever pretended to be a dragon mating with a cow…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/30/tom-welling/feed/ Simon Cowell - known, pierced and nipples http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/29/simon-cowell/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/29/simon-cowell/#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:20:03 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1527

It’s not known if he has pierced his nipples…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/29/simon-cowell/feed/ Robert Carlyle - collects, mouse and droppings http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/28/robert-carlyle/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/28/robert-carlyle/#comments Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:27:12 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1525

It’s not known if he collects mouse droppings…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/28/robert-carlyle/feed/ Richard Gere - performed, well-hung and sailors http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/27/richard-gere/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/27/richard-gere/#comments Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:04:31 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1523

It’s not known if he has ever performed favours for well-hung sailors…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/27/richard-gere/feed/ Pierce Brosnan - chewed, own and nipples http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/26/pierce-brosnan/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/26/pierce-brosnan/#comments Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:04:39 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1521

It’s not known if he has chewed on his own nipples…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/26/pierce-brosnan/feed/ Noah Wyle - cheerleader, boyfriend and prison http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/25/noah-wyle/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/25/noah-wyle/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:16:51 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1519

It’s not known if he has worn a cheerleader outfit while visiting a boyfriend in prison…

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]]> http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/25/noah-wyle/feed/ Nigel Harman - finger, someone and nose http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/24/nigel-harman/ http://www.webtures.com/2008/06/24/nigel-harman/#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:16:04 +0000 Webtures http://www.webtures.com/?p=1517

It’s not known if he has ever had a finger in someone else’s nose… 

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