Weird Auction Listings

Weird eBay Listings #129: Hairball From A Cow

2013-05-02T00:00:00.003-05:00

Apparently it's not just cats that get hairballs. This half pound beauty came from a cow.

This one started at $12.50. With three bids, it's up to $36.56.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Weird eBay Listings #128: Human Skeleton Lamp

2013-03-31T21:07:00.000-05:00

Looks like somebody's spine had a good idea.

This is a working lamp made out of a model of a human skeleton.

Currently, there is one bid of $25.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended at $56 with nine bids.

Weird eBay Listings #127: Dead Cat

2013-03-02T23:11:00.000-06:00

Yep, that's gross. The really amazing thing about it though is that someone has actually bid $40 for it.

At present, there is one bid of $40.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: eBay took this one down. Looks like they thought it was gross too.

Weird eBay Listings #126: Zombie Teddy Bear

2013-02-14T20:21:00.003-06:00

How about getting a teddy bear for your sweetie this Valentine's Day? ...a zombie teddy bear.

Be careful, though. It'll probably eat the brains of any other teddy bears you have laying around.

There's one bid so far - $40.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one went for $40. If you're sorry you missed it, the same seller has three more of these cute little teddies.

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Weird eBay Listings #125: Virtual Hug

2013-01-29T19:27:00.001-06:00

This could be good for Valentine's Day. The seller will give you a virtual hug at the time of your choosing.

Just one bid right now: 75 cents.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: Sold for 75 cents.

Weird eBay Listings #124: Bent Paper Clip

2013-01-20T20:25:00.002-06:00

It's not in good condition, but if you straighten it back out you could use it.

Two bids so far: 80 cents and 85 cents.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: There were six bid in the end and it ended at $2.

Weird eBay Listings #123: Half Eaten Potato Chip

2013-01-11T00:07:00.003-06:00

I suppose you could still chew on the end that hasn't already been nibbled on.

There have been three bids: $.99, $1.04 and $1.29

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This listing was ended early by the seller because the item is no longer available. Apparently the seller got hungry.

Weird eBay Listings #122: Ratty, Old Jeans

2012-12-31T19:39:00.001-06:00

This guy actually doesn't want to sell his favorite jeans. His wife wants them gone. He has a deal with her: If someone is actually willing to buy them on eBay, then he'll give them up.

There's one bid so far - $5.00.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: These sold for $5. There were over 300 page views on the listing.

Weird eBay Listings #121: Air

2012-12-26T20:13:00.004-06:00

This isn't just any old air, mind you. This is freshy canned air. So if things are a little too stuffy where you are, you can just pop the top on this baby and have yourself a lungful.

There are no bids so far on this one. The starting bid is $29.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one didn't sell. I guess no one needs any *cough cough* fresh air.

Weird eBay Listings #120: Genuine Sasquatch Hair

2012-12-21T19:12:00.000-06:00

Animals shed. Apparently Sasquatch is no exception. This Bigfoot hair was collected by trappers in Washington state and is "certified genuine".

Bidding for this Sasquatch hair (or do Sasquatches have fur?) is up to $50. It started at one cent. There are 33 bids so far.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended at $50 with 33 bids.

Weird eBay Listings #119: Mom For Sale

2012-09-24T23:08:00.000-05:00

OK. So if you read the fine print on this listing, it does say that it's for pictures of this dude's mom and not his actual mom. But if you really want his mom, you might try making him an offer. He might be open to it.

Bidding for good ol' mom started at one cent. Seven bids later, it's up to $1.50

Link:
Weird Auction.

Weird eBay Listings #118: Soul For Sale

2012-08-08T23:58:00.001-05:00

This is just in case you didn't already have one or you've tarnished yours. It is always good to have a spare.

This listing began at 25 cents. Three bids later, it's up to 45 cents.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: It looks like souls these days go for $7.17 (9 bids).

Weird eBay Listings #117: Snake In A Bottle

2012-08-07T21:28:00.001-05:00

Here we have a real snake preserved inside of a glass vodka bottle? Do you suppose the snake died of alcohol poisoning?

This one started at 99 cents. After 17 bids, it's up to $26.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended at $52 with 23 bids.

Weird eBay Listings #116: An Undead Zombie Doll

2012-05-25T23:56:00.001-05:00

Anybody want a new dolly? Ain't she beautiful? (Don't turn your back on her.)

There's no bidding on this one. The seller is asking for a flat price of $240. There have been 20 views so far.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: Looks like eBay removed this listing.

Weird eBay Listings #115: Dead Cat With A Side Of Dead Mouse

2012-05-09T23:50:00.003-05:00

Here we have a real dead cat and mouse artfully attached to a board. Could be just the wall art you were looking for.

This one started at 99 cents and, after two bids, is up to $5.50.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one went for $57.56 and there were 8 bids.

Weird eBay Listings #114: Papier-Mâché Urinal

2012-03-02T00:20:00.002-06:00

According to the creator of this masterpiece: I plumbed the depth of my creative soul... followed the stream of consciousness and was flush with inspiration. I believe I did a stand up job.

This one started at one cent and after seven bids, is up to $10.01.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 13 bids at $20.50.

Weird eBay Listings #113: A Piggy Bank Already Filled

2012-02-27T23:26:00.001-06:00

Saving your coins for a rainy day can be tedious. This eBay seller is making it easy on you by providing a piggy bank that's already full of coins. How much is in the pig? The seller's not saying.

This one started at 99 cents and is already up to $20. There have been 14 bids so far.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: There were 25 bids on this one and it went for $53.00.

Weird eBay Listings #112: Humanatone Nose Flute

2012-01-24T23:46:00.001-06:00

You play this thing by putting it over your nose and mouth and blowing through your nose. Opening and closing your mouth changes the pitch.

Bidding started at $9.99 and is now up to $22.49 just a mere seven bids later.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended at $44.77 and 12 bids.

Weird eBay Listings #111: A Mustache

2011-12-04T23:30:00.003-06:00

Have you ever thought you might look good with a mustache, but you just weren't sure. Now you can try it out without having to actually grow the hair yourself.

If you're the high bidder, the gentleman pictured will send you his mustache in a Zip Loc baggie.

It started at $1 and is now up to $25. There are five bids. (This one is for charity.)

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: Sold for $25 with five bids.

Weird eBay Listings #110: Shoes To Die For

2011-11-19T23:06:00.001-06:00

These are shoes made especially to be worn by the deceased at an open casket funeral.

These started at $15 and are now up to $20.09 after two bids.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: It got to five bids and $25.

Weird eBay Listings #109: A Straight Jacket

2011-08-26T19:16:00.003-05:00

A 1960s style straight jacket from a real mental hospital. The buckles are in the front so it's sure to be comfy.

The bidding started at one cent and is now up over $280. There are 21 bids so far.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended up at $306.01 with 24 bids.

Weird eBay Listings #108: One Pair Of Dirty Socks

2011-08-12T22:25:00.001-05:00

At first glance, these are gross. At second, third and forth glace, they're still gross.

But on a more positive note, they did belong to Travis Pastrana, "the king of everything motorized" and the proceeds are going to charity.

The bidding started at $1.99. There are six bids and the bidding is now up to $6.00.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 14 bids at $31.00.

Weird eBay Listings #107: Waiting For The 'Deathly Hallows'

2011-07-05T22:54:00.004-05:00

The last Harry Potter movie is starting in a few days. Are you excited to see it?

You know there's going to be a huge line to get in. You may have to stand in said line for hours. Are you still excited?

You should be! You won't have to stand in line if you win this weird eBay listing. Here are some eBay sellers willing to stand in line for you.

They're willing to wait in line for you for up to 24 hours at any theater in Southern California.

No bids yet on this one. You want to be the first?

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one didn't sell. I wonder if people are still waiting in line...

Weird eBay Listings #106: A Friend

2011-06-18T23:19:00.003-05:00

Who doesn't need more friends? And what easier way to get them than to buy them on eBay.

Your new friend to be says he will "be hear to be a caring ear when you are going through hard times". (Not sure if that's supposed to be a pun or not.)

Six bids so far. It's gone from $0.99 to $10.50. There have been 158 page views.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one stuck at six bids and $10.50. But it did get to 438 page views.

Weird eBay Listings #105: Metal Butterfly

2011-04-11T23:45:00.004-05:00

Will this catch on or will it go over like a lead balloon (or a metal butterfly)?

This little bug only has one bid so far. It's at one Euro (that's about $1.44). It's had 42 page views.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one never went beyond one bid. It sold for one Euro.