Weird Things http://www.weirdthings.org.uk Reporting on all the latest weird things in our ongoing quest for the weirdest stories, products and news Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:45:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 WeirdThingshttp://feedburner.google.com Weird Things Siri says on iPhone 4S in demo http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/weird-things-siri-says-on-iphone-4s-in-demo/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/weird-things-siri-says-on-iphone-4s-in-demo/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:41:55 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/?p=1842 We seen technologies do some weird things over the years, but with the new Apple Siri software on iPhone 4S, it is really strange. You can see a Siri demo on iPhone 4S in this post, which lists some questions and the answers given in images.

When Siri was asked, “I need to hide a body”, the answers given back included swamps, dumps, mines, and reservoirs. Asking Siri “Do I make you horny”, gives an answer “I found a number of escorts”. There are really funny questions and answers for Siri found in the above link. Asking Siri for drugs gives you addiction treatment centres near your location.

What will you ask Siri first?

]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/weird-things-siri-says-on-iphone-4s-in-demo/feed/ 0 Prince Charles can’t keep hands to himself: he likes breasts http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/prince-charles-cant-keep-hands-to-himself-he-likes-breasts/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/prince-charles-cant-keep-hands-to-himself-he-likes-breasts/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:29:15 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/prince-charles-cant-keep-hands-to-himself-he-likes-breasts/ Prince Charles can’t keep hands to himself: he likes breasts
When you think of the royal family, you think of stuffy people who always get what they want. Well looking at this picture of Prince Charles, I think that he might get a slap round the face if he tried to get what he wants. Does this picture look like he was to touch her breasts?

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/prince-charles-cant-keep-hands-to-himself-he-likes-breasts/feed/ 28 Eight legged freaks: is this the worst spider bite http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/eight-legged-freaks-is-this-the-worst-spider-bite/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/eight-legged-freaks-is-this-the-worst-spider-bite/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:31:56 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/eight-legged-freaks-is-this-the-worst-spider-bite/ Eight legged freaks: is this the worst spider bite
Hey, do you reckon that this guy needs to see a doctor, it seems that he has been bitten by one of those eight legged freaks, yes that’s right a spider. Hey I don’t mind admitting that I am scared of these things, and looking at that wound can you blame me. The bite is about 3cm (1.5 inches) across, and it elevated to almost half an inch.

Have you seen a worse spider bite than this?

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/eight-legged-freaks-is-this-the-worst-spider-bite/feed/ 13 Giant Candles: giantcandles.com the candle people, why? http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/giant-candles-giantcandlescom-the-candle-people-why/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/giant-candles-giantcandlescom-the-candle-people-why/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:58:29 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/giant-candles-giantcandlescom-the-candle-people-why/ Giant Candles: giantcandles.com
Sorry I cannot believe I am writing about candles, why am I doing this? The main reason for it is because many people are searching for giant candles and giantcandles.com, so if they want it then what the bloody hell I will give you it. I came across giantcandles.com which when visiting this site takes you too Allusions Candle Company. There you go giant candles and a website just for you; I will say no more on the matter. How many women searching for this because I know for a fact it is not a man.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/giant-candles-giantcandlescom-the-candle-people-why/feed/ 8 Metal Gear Solid Fanboy Tattoo: Gaming inspired tattoos http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/metal-gear-solid-fanboy-tattoo-gaming-inspired-tattoos/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/metal-gear-solid-fanboy-tattoo-gaming-inspired-tattoos/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:35:49 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/metal-gear-solid-fanboy-tattoo-gaming-inspired-tattoos/ Metal Gear Solid Fanboy Tattoo
Now you have either got to be a completer nut, complete gamer or a true and dedicated Metal Gear Solid Fanboy, but which ever one this person is got to admit the tattoos look ok. A reader over at Kotaku is not the normal fan of Metal Gear Solid (MGS) he is a TRUE fan, the tattoos are Metal Gear Solid 3 inspired. The “Zombie” facepainted Snake on his right hand and Eva on his left.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/metal-gear-solid-fanboy-tattoo-gaming-inspired-tattoos/feed/ 6 Waiting Room Sofa: do you feel like a dick http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/waiting-room-sofa-do-you-feel-like-a-dick/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/waiting-room-sofa-do-you-feel-like-a-dick/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:07:17 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/waiting-room-sofa-do-you-feel-like-a-dick/ Waiting Room Sofa do you feel like a dick
When you have to go and visit your doctor, dentist or even the hospital you always have to sit in the waiting room. Sometimes you have to sit on hard chairs that are uncomfortable, but just sometimes you get to sit on a nice sofa. Well could you imagine how much of a dick you would look sitting on this one, the sofa is in the shape of a dick; it even has testicles at the end.

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When I first saw Pope Benedict, I kept thinking that he reminded me of someone. Well after thinking very hard it came to me, the new Pope looks a lot like Uncle Fester from The Adams Family The Movie. Just look at those bags under his eyes, man he looks evil, then again he has gone without sex a long time, so has a lot on his mind.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/pope-benedict-uncle-fester-could-they-be-brothers/feed/ 5 Dedication: RIP George Carlin, video of 7 words you cannot say on TV http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/dedication-rip-george-carlin-video-of-7-words-you-cannot-say-on-tv/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/dedication-rip-george-carlin-video-of-7-words-you-cannot-say-on-tv/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:50:51 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/dedication-rip-george-carlin-video-of-7-words-you-cannot-say-on-tv/ Dedication: RIP George Carlin, video of 7 words
The funny George Carlin who is a top notch comedian sadly died of a heart failure at the age of 75, he leaves wife Sally Wade and daughter Kelly Carlin McCall. We have a fantastic video below that you will just love; we want to show this in dedication for the swearing funny comedian.

Must warn you the video contains strong language, if you are offended by strong obscene language then we say do not watch it. We love you George Carlin RIP sir and all thoughts are with his family and friends.

Now enjoy the video then tell us what you think.

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I know this is an illness and yes I have put it under the weird category, the reason for this is because the human body takes so much shit when you think about it, so many illnesses, so many diseases, I mean come on where do these weird illnesses come from. Proteus syndrome is a congenital disorder that causes skin overgrowth and atypical bone development, often accompanied by tumours over half the body. Since Dr. Michael Cohen identified it in 1979, [1] only a few more than 200 cases have been confirmed worldwide, with estimates that about 120 people are currently alive with the condition.[2] There may be many more than this, but those individuals correctly diagnosed usually have the most obvious manifestations of Proteus syndrome, leaving them severely disfigured. Proteus syndrome is named after the Greek sea-god Proteus, who could change his shape.

There was a program about the boy with frozen bones which shows nine year-old Jordan who is full of hope and vitality. But Jordan’s body is not ordinary. He was born with a rare genetic condition called Proteus Syndrome, the same condition that afflicted John Merrick, The Elephant Man.

Please do read about Jordan here

]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/proteus-syndrome-the-elephant-man-the-boy-with-frozen-bones/feed/ 4 Gus you are ugly got three legs but the hairless pedigree dog is cute. Help Cancer http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/gus-you-are-ugly-got-three-legs-but-the-hairless-pedigree-dog-is-cute-help-cancer/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/gus-you-are-ugly-got-three-legs-but-the-hairless-pedigree-dog-is-cute-help-cancer/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:50:38 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/gus-you-are-ugly-got-three-legs-but-the-hairless-pedigree-dog-is-cute-help-cancer/ gus the ugly 3 legged dog
Gus the dog will change the whole world because he has won the canine victory at an annual contest in Northern California. Owner Jeanenne Teed travelled across the country from Florida to compete in the competition to show off her world’s ugliest dog called Gus.

Gus is a hairless pedigree Chinese crested dog who only has three legs, so with only 3 legs, no hair and ugly looks the poor little dog should be in hiding. But Gus deserves such victories because Ms Teed entered her pet into this competition to raise awareness and hope for people who have pets with cancer. Ms Teed said that she will give the £500 ($1,000) prize on treatment for Gus’ skin cancer. The Chinese crested breed is often the standout in the competition, we have a whole lot of love going on for Gus, and we hope he does well. Please send in your thoughts to Gus in the comments area below.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/gus-you-are-ugly-got-three-legs-but-the-hairless-pedigree-dog-is-cute-help-cancer/feed/ 13 Spank the monkey for looking at ladies boobies http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/spank-the-monkey-for-looking-at-ladies-boobies/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/spank-the-monkey-for-looking-at-ladies-boobies/#comments Mon, 12 May 2008 09:59:15 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/spank-the-monkey-for-looking-at-ladies-boobies/ monkey loves ladies bablons
Ok the woman has definitely got a good pair of bablons, boobies of the year if you ask me but hey I shall calm down. You got to admit this is one weird photo and someone should spank the monkey for looking at these ladies lovely boobies.

]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/spank-the-monkey-for-looking-at-ladies-boobies/feed/ 6 Disgusting old people enter porn world: Are these your grandparents? http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/disgusting-old-people-enter-porn-world-are-these-your-grandparents/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/disgusting-old-people-enter-porn-world-are-these-your-grandparents/#comments Mon, 12 May 2008 09:50:24 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/disgusting-old-people-enter-porn-world-are-these-your-grandparents/ disgusting old people
Check out these two disgusting old age pensioners the dirty old buggers, got to admit they are funny OAP’s. Looks like they are enjoying themselves in front of the camera judging by the smiles on their faces. The question is “Are these your grandparents?

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/disgusting-old-people-enter-porn-world-are-these-your-grandparents/feed/ 11 Squirrels love playing poker, how cute is this? http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/squirrels-love-playing-poker-how-cute-is-this/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/squirrels-love-playing-poker-how-cute-is-this/#comments Mon, 12 May 2008 09:43:31 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/squirrels-love-playing-poker-how-cute-is-this/ Squirrels love playing poker
You got to love the picture above of the squirrels’ playing cards, oh they really do play poker then I thought it was a myth. I wonder if they are playing for nuts, you got to be nuts not to love this picture.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/squirrels-love-playing-poker-how-cute-is-this/feed/ 9 The Art Of Li Wei: Top 10 Weird Pictures are brilliant http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/the-art-of-li-wei-top-10-weird-pictures-are-brilliant/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/the-art-of-li-wei-top-10-weird-pictures-are-brilliant/#comments Mon, 12 May 2008 09:31:32 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/the-art-of-li-wei-top-10-weird-pictures-are-brilliant/ The Art Of Li Wei picture 1
Welcome to the Art Of Li Wei and the weird and wonderful world of weird art. We have the top 10 pictures which are just brilliant and amazing and strange and well just total mind boggling stuff. These pictures will get the heart pumping and your brain thinking on how the hell they do it. Check out the other nine pictures afetr the read more link –

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The Art Of Li Wei picture 9

The Art Of Li Wei picture 10

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/the-art-of-li-wei-top-10-weird-pictures-are-brilliant/feed/ 10 Johan Lorbeer hanging in mid air: Super Human Powers: Video http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/johan-lorbeer-hanging-in-mid-air-super-human-powers-video/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/johan-lorbeer-hanging-in-mid-air-super-human-powers-video/#comments Mon, 12 May 2008 09:17:11 +0000 Mark http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/johan-lorbeer-hanging-in-mid-air-super-human-powers-video/ floating man.
Oh Mr Johan Lorbeer you must be some super human with super human powers, looking at these pictures are mind blowing and yes bloody weird but brilliant. These still life Performance acts are hot and this one is called “Tarzan”, where the hell they got this name from is beyond me because I have never seen Tarzan do this.

Check out the images they are bloody brilliant.

Tarzan Standbein 02

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Some men are a little desperate and I bet the moment that they see this supermarket selling hoes their eyes lit up. Imagine their disappointment when they went into the store only to find the shelves full of shoes instead.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/purchase-hoes-from-a-supermarket/feed/ 2 Look at the bull his horn is up the Spanish guy’s ass: serves him right http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/look-at-the-bull-his-horn-is-up-the-spanish-guys-ass-serves-him-right/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/look-at-the-bull-his-horn-is-up-the-spanish-guys-ass-serves-him-right/#comments Thu, 08 May 2008 14:38:32 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/look-at-the-bull-his-horn-is-up-the-spanish-guys-ass-serves-him-right/ Look at the bull his horn is up the Spanish guy’s ass: serves him right
I hate thinking about how the Spanish treat bulls at bull fights, but it is nice to see a bull getting his own back. Check out this picture, the bull has shoved his horn right up that guy’s ass.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/look-at-the-bull-his-horn-is-up-the-spanish-guys-ass-serves-him-right/feed/ 4 Picture of Kid Rock when he first started in the music business http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/picture-of-kid-rock-when-he-first-started-in-the-music-business/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/picture-of-kid-rock-when-he-first-started-in-the-music-business/#comments Thu, 08 May 2008 14:32:29 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/picture-of-kid-rock-when-he-first-started-in-the-music-business/ Picture of Kid Rock when he first started in the music business
For all you fans of Kid Rock, I bet you have often wondered how young he was when he first started out in the music business. Well here we have a picture that shows he was in fact a baby when he started.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/picture-of-kid-rock-when-he-first-started-in-the-music-business/feed/ 2 Woman charged $870 at toll both http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/woman-charged-870-at-toll-both/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/woman-charged-870-at-toll-both/#comments Thu, 08 May 2008 14:23:21 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/woman-charged-870-at-toll-both/ A woman dropped friends of at the airport and when she was driving back the toll both operator charged her $870. The driver refused to pay; even a late fee was added to the total. Thanks to the driver perusing the matter further the airline said that it was a computer error and that she should have only had to pay $8

]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/woman-charged-870-at-toll-both/feed/ 0 If you eat meat I dare you watch this video http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/if-you-eat-meat-i-dare-you-watch-this-video/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/if-you-eat-meat-i-dare-you-watch-this-video/#comments Thu, 08 May 2008 14:16:29 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/if-you-eat-meat-i-dare-you-watch-this-video/ If you eat meat I dare you watch this video
Many of us like me eat meat blind to the fact about how they are treated before they make it to our dinner table. If you have been thinking about cutting meat of your menu, then this video will help you decide quicker.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/if-you-eat-meat-i-dare-you-watch-this-video/feed/ 34 Our Weird Mark on a Drinking night-in: he was not that drunk http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/our-weird-mark-on-a-drinking-night-in-he-was-not-that-drunk/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/our-weird-mark-on-a-drinking-night-in-he-was-not-that-drunk/#comments Wed, 07 May 2008 08:37:33 +0000 Mr NotSure http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/our-weird-mark-on-a-drinking-night-in-he-was-not-that-drunk/ Weird Mark
This is a photo of Weird Things very own “Mark,” it was taken when he was on a night-in drinking, although he was not that drunk at the time.

So is mark your type ladies or men?

]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/our-weird-mark-on-a-drinking-night-in-he-was-not-that-drunk/feed/ 0 What the F*** check out these women in their bikinis: ouch that must hurt http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/what-the-f-check-out-these-women-in-their-bikinis-ouch-that-must-hurt/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/what-the-f-check-out-these-women-in-their-bikinis-ouch-that-must-hurt/#comments Tue, 06 May 2008 19:41:27 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/what-the-f-check-out-these-women-in-their-bikinis-ouch-that-must-hurt/ What the F*** check out these women in their bikinis: ouch that must hurt
I am just like any other man I just love to see women in a sexy bikini, but checking out the lady on the rock I can feel her pain. It just can’t be real surly.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/what-the-f-check-out-these-women-in-their-bikinis-ouch-that-must-hurt/feed/ 2 Freaky piercings and tattoos http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/freaky-piercings-and-tattoos/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/freaky-piercings-and-tattoos/#comments Tue, 06 May 2008 19:32:17 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/freaky-piercings-and-tattoos/ Freaky piercings and tattoos
I have seen some freaky tattoos and body piercings in my time, but this guy really does look like a freak. How could anyone be able to walk down the street when you know that people will be staring at you.

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I love all the latest technology and so do the police, which is why they decided to install the latest in car phone technology. What an idiot the driver of this squad car was.

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]]> http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/police-install-the-latest-car-phone/feed/ 0 Put your paws up cat or I will shoot http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/put-your-paws-up-cat-or-i-will-shoot/ http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/put-your-paws-up-cat-or-i-will-shoot/#comments Tue, 06 May 2008 19:16:45 +0000 Peter http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/put-your-paws-up-cat-or-i-will-shoot/ Put your paws up cat or I will shoot
Ah check out this poor little cat being pushed into a corner, you just have to look at those cute little eyes. How can anybody want to hurt this little guy.

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