Weird Websites

Worst Jobs in the World

2009-02-16T19:22:00.000-08:00

Think you have the worst job in the world? Think again. If you're not having to taste test worms, dig graves, or clean dig things from sewers, well, then you probably don't even come close. This site not only lists current awful jobs submitted by visitors, but all-time historic worst jobs such as fishmonger, rodent catcher, and flatulence analyzer. If you always keep in mind that things could go from bad to worse in an instant, maybe you'll actually be grateful for that crabby boss that keeps getting on you for pilfering paperclips. Okay, probably not, but it was worth a shot.

The Secret of Invisibility

2009-02-09T09:28:00.000-08:00

"Walk UNSEEN among people or CROWDS," promises this website, "The secret of invisibility... REVEALED." This is not a toy or a magic trick, boasts the advertisenment, nor is it an illusion or a ninja technique. You (yes, you!) really can walk sight unseen into your neighborhood bank vault, through the girl's locker room, or out the back door at your family reunion. This is the secret of the gods! And to access this 1,000 year old secret, all you have to do is... spend $30 on publisher Bill W. Williams' book. But don't worry - you'll make back the $30 in no time, plus much, much more, robbing the collection plate at church or selling videos to "Girls Gone Wild!"

Plaid Stallions

2009-02-02T15:59:00.000-08:00

If you're into shag carpeting, Stretch Armstrong, and polyester business suits but don't have a time machine to take you back to the 1970's, Brian Heiler's Plaid Stallions website is the next best thing. Combining old Sears Wish Book catalog pages with witty commentary, the website easily achieves its slogan - "mocking the seventies a catalog page at a time." A huge repository of 70's catalog pages in its own right, PS manages to both make fun of the era and pay homage to it via the author's memories in the form of a daily blog. The 1970's haven't been this fun since, well... the 1970's. Grab some Freakies cereal and give PS a view!

jingle Belle

2008-12-10T08:40:00.000-08:00

Yes, it's that time of year ago; time for hot cocoa, snowball fights, presents under the tree, and, yes, busty elf girls. Enter Sant'a lusty daughter, aka Paul Dini's Jingle Belle. Jingle has graced comics, been made into toys, and even has her own web cam. And lest you fear keeping her away from the kiddies, Jingle's antics, while suggestive, definitely fall into the PG-13 range at their worst. So take an express trip to the north pole and check out Jingle Belle's igloo today - after all, you never know what you might see on her web cam.

Virtual Snow Globe

2007-12-10T08:41:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wanted to create your own personal snow globe? Well, of course you have! And the fine folks at Clean Home Journal (an SC Johnson company) have made your wish come true. Just pick one of three snowy backgrounds and five of twelve decorations (think Gingerbread man, Snow man, igloo, sled, and assorted other items of that nature) and you're ready to shake. If only you could wrap it up for the gift exchange at your next office party!

Andee Online

2007-12-03T10:33:00.000-08:00

If you're looking for a site with whimsical and cute figures and icons and have a little extra money to spend on t-shirts, mugs, and mouse pads, then this may well be the site for you. AndeeOnline offers bright and funny characters on a huge variety of t-shirts, toddler shirts, and more. And, yes, this edition of Weird Websites is pure nepotism, since the images are all created by my artist wife and I designed the website. The art of self-promotion is alive and well here at Weird Websites!

Lunar Standard Time

2007-09-24T06:37:00.000-07:00

The Lunar year, according to this website, consists of twelve days, each named after the first men who walked on the Moon. Each day is divided into 30 cycles of time, with each cycle being divided into 24 moon-hours. Each moon-hour then has 60 moon-minutes, which in turn of course are made up of 60 moon-seconds each. The days are: Armstrong, Aldin, Conrad, Bean, Shepard, Mitchell, Scott, Irwin, Young, Duke, Cernan, and Schmitt. This system has been developed so that, one day, moon colonists can keep track of time. Until then, however, if YOU want to know the date and time on the moon, all you have to do is visit this site, type in the correct (Earth) date and time, and voila - it's almost as if you're living on the moon! (written on 40-05-07 ∇ 02:32:35, moon time)

Wild Recipes

2007-08-27T18:10:00.000-07:00

This website, billed as being "dedicated to the weirdest food people actually eat," offers such delicious-sounding recipes as "Cheddar Coffee," "Choco Dogs," and "Sunflower Worcestershire Delight." Why not treat your friend or loved one to an exquisite seven-course holiday dinner featuring all of the taste treats found on this website? They'll remember you forever, and you'll get that inner glow that let's you know you've helped expand their palette - and, chocolate-covered hotdogs not withstanding, what better gift could you give than that?

Freakies

2007-08-14T09:25:00.000-07:00

If you were a kid in the 70's, you'll probably remember enjoying the sugary delights of Freakies cereal. Actually, the cereal wasn't that great, but the commercials and toy prizes were what got you hooked - or at least that's what happened in my case. Original Freakies' creator Jackie End has revived the characters (if not the cereal) at her website, where you can read bios on each of the Freakies, hear the original theme song, order a video of the 70's television ads, and buy official t-shirts. About the only thing you won't find here is a substitute for that original sugar high, but hearing the Freakies belt out their theme song is close.

Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers

2007-08-06T21:58:00.000-07:00

Have you noticed that a lot of men over a certain age look a lot like country music legend Kenny Rogers? This site has, and then some. The site boasts a picture gallery of Rogers look-alikes, tips on spotting Kenny pretenders, a "Kenny of the Month" contest, advice for looking like Kenny, and more. You can even buy a t-shirt advertising the site! Whether you're a fan or a foe of "The Gambler," this is a must-visit website. And after you've visited the page, you're bound to start noticing Kenny's in your own neighborhood. Just try it - I dare you.

The Brothers Grimm Revisited

2007-07-30T19:39:00.000-07:00

If you really want to get to heart of the stories that the Brothers Grimm wrote, then there's no better source than this site. Short on graphics but long on content, this website offers 209 different stories by the brothers, presented in glorious black and white text. From Hansel and Gretel to The Valiant Little Tailor, all the stories are there, and, yes, the scary parts are intact. Have fun!

7 Bizarre Things to Do After You’re Dead

2007-07-23T13:28:00.000-07:00

Don't want to go the boring, old-hat route of having yourself buried or cremated after you die? This website outlines seven of the more bizarre solutions to your post-life crisis, and includes links to sites that will give you help on actually making it happen. Want to get stuffed, be made into a gem, or be launched into space? This website will help you do it! And if you're all for being buried but want an out just in case the doctor, coroner, and the embalmer all make a huge blunder, the site also links to a site with instructions on creating a coffin with a handy trap door built right in. Talk about having an escape clause!

Human for Sale

2007-07-16T14:15:00.000-07:00

Have you ever considered selling yourself? If so, this website will help you determine your value. Based on a variety of diverse factors including age, race, hair color, weight, height, IQ, family history of diseases, level of eduction completed, income, eyesight, and whether you're left- or right-handed, the site will compute your worth and come up with an asking price. If you're old, balding, and overweight, you'll lose points, but if you make a good income and have an IQ to match, you'll find yourself right back in the ballgame. Based on all of these different factors, I'm worth exactly $2,684,680. eBay, here I come...literally!

Harley Race

2007-07-09T21:41:00.000-07:00

Had he been born a couple of decades later, eight-time former National Wrestling Alliance world heavyweight champion Harley Race might have enjoyed the riches and fame of sports entertainers such as The Rock, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and Goldberg. As it is, Race has to settle with being a well-respected legend who owns his own wrestling federation. Not a bad consolation price. Race's website serves both as a portal for his wrestling league (the WLW) and as an online store for fans to purchase videos. The site is also loaded with photos and information about Race's storied career. If you're a fan of classic wrestling, race (pun intended) on over to this site today!

Harvey Toons

2007-07-02T22:18:00.000-07:00

Remember Harvey Comics? Sure you do! They brought us such childhood icons as Richie Rich, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Spooky, Wendy the Good Witch, and everybody's favorite little devil, Hot Stuff. The website, which is very Flash Macromedia intensive, features in-depth bios on all of the major (and some of the minor) characters, Flash Web games, and has sections for the comic books, TV shows, and movies, as well as the requisite online store. The Flash animation is incredible - if at times slow-loading - and really adds to the look and feel of the site, which manages to maintain the overall flavor of the comics and cartoons. If you have a soft spot for Casper, Richie Rich, and all his friends, this site is really "Hot Stuff."

Loch Ness Monster Cam

2006-11-20T21:56:00.000-08:00

Who knew that the Loch Ness Monster was included in the plethora of cams on the Web? In addition to the live cam, the website also offers a listing of books related to the monster, news about the phenomenon, information on the official fan club, and more! If you're fascinated with this Scottish sea dinosaur or just want to try to catch a glimpse of something on the camera, this is a must-visit site. And rumor has it that a Bigfoot cam is just around the corner.

Keeping Ken

2006-11-13T22:53:00.000-08:00

Sure, everyone loves Barbie, but what about Ken? How about giving Ken a little attention? Surely those exact words went through the mind of Jef Beck shortly before he created this huge shrine to Barbie's love slave. The site offers a multitude of photos of Kens past, present, and future, trivia about the doll, and links to a site where you can buy, sell, or trade Ken items. Move over, Barbie: Ken has finally come into his own.

Moist Towelettes

2006-11-06T21:24:00.000-08:00

Who doesn't love moist towelettes? I know I do. I pine for the days when Kentucky Fried Chicken gave them out with each and every bucket of chicken, and I know you probably do as well. And that's why you need to visit this site, which is broken down into several sections: The Gallery, The Moist Towelette Awards, Why Moist Towelettes, Q&A, and Approved Links. While every section is fun to explore, the one you need to check out first, of course, is The Gallery. Therein, dozens of different towelettes from all over the world are displayed for your perusal, including the fabled Wet-nap and towelettes from both Kenny Roger's Roasters and Big Boy restaurants.

Order of the Stick

2006-10-31T08:30:00.000-08:00

Dungeons and Dragons geeks are a special breed in that even comic book geeks make fun of them. But that's okay, because we... I mean they can take a good laugh at their expense now and then, and even poke fun at themselves when the situation warrants it. And, with Order of the Stick, the situation certainly does warrant it. Order of the Stick is an online comic strip that explorer the adventures of a group of adventurers out for gold, experience points, and maybe even the blood of a lich or a goblin along the way. The strip is hilarious and manages to poke fun at the content (D&D) while creating a fun, imaginative storyline along the way. If this strip doesn't cause you to geek out, nothing will.

Love Advice From Dr. Zaius

2006-10-23T17:48:00.000-07:00

"I will attempt to help you - even though you are simple animals, like dogs," begins this website, which offers advice for the lovelorn from none other than Planet of the Apes' Dr. Zaius. Some of the questions are a little risque, but most are tame enough (" Are bald men really more virile?") and the good doctor's advice is almost always on the money - but only if you're an ape.

Feeling Paranoid?

2006-10-16T08:08:00.000-07:00

Feeling paranoid? Once you read the UK's Paranoid Joe (no relation) comic strip, you'll feel practically normal. Michael Ewing writes the online strip, which features a paranoid guy named Joe doing battle against an ATM machine, a talking duck, and even a roving gang of gangster babies. The strip is at once amusing, weird, and even a little frightening. In fact, it's almost enough to make you... paranoid.

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2006-10-15T20:09:00.000-07:00

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Tomatoes are Evil

2006-10-09T12:52:00.000-07:00

I've long suspected it, and finally it's been confirmed: tomatoes are evil. They are the devil's produce, and they'll suck out your soul if you let them. Do you want proof? Look no further than the Encyclopedia Britannica, which reveals that the tomato is a member of the deadly Nightshade family, which also includes such poisonous plants as belladonna. Convinced yet? If not, consider this: if you've ever watched a horror movie, you'll know that red, like the devil, is evil. Case closed. Now tomato sauce, on the other hand, especially when slathered over pizza crust and covered with mozzarella cheese and nice, thick chunks of Canadian Bacon, if the closest you can get to heaven without actually going there yourself. Who knew the simple tomato could be so versatile?

Save Jeffy

2006-10-02T08:09:00.000-07:00

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. While Jeffy has finally conquered the bed bugs, you may not be so lucky, and so he's kindly provided warning signs of bed bug infestation as well as hints and instructions for getting the little pests out of your bed and into the little bug graves that they all deserve. There's even a forum to discuss victories and defeats in your own battles against the creepy miniature attackers. Follow Jeffy's advice and you may just wind up having a good night and sleeping tight after all.

Boxwars

2006-09-25T12:47:00.000-07:00

Boxwars bills itself as "a battle of elite cardboard warriors," and I suppose they're right - though I'm not entirely sure any elite warrior worth their salt would clad themselves in armor made of, well, cardboard. Started in Europe, the site is the world headquarters for a group of folks who periodically dress up in cardboard armor and do SCA-like battle. The site lists a schedule, results of past battles, and even a forum where enthusiasts and fans alike can discuss the ins and out of box-warring, proving once and for all that, occasionally, you actually have more fun if you insist on thinking inside the box.