tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72017938999338465182024-08-28T14:15:22.186-04:00by dyesebel10dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-77324239912663497722010-01-31T22:42:00.007-05:002010-01-31T23:27:08.258-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWbSQ9zjn14x6CKkKh9a4BrkS6XsTYerSI1doiGdJZ3C0cP8CW_2-ygrl7IMeJhqjJX8oa4FH4C2xLfwOD4uyzw6j7NTkZcoI4MCQ-ot1Khs_02duXK3efRyw8PX-tqWajv0a72Vh5G-00/s1600-h/adobo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWbSQ9zjn14x6CKkKh9a4BrkS6XsTYerSI1doiGdJZ3C0cP8CW_2-ygrl7IMeJhqjJX8oa4FH4C2xLfwOD4uyzw6j7NTkZcoI4MCQ-ot1Khs_02duXK3efRyw8PX-tqWajv0a72Vh5G-00/s320/adobo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433126420465704898" border="0" /></a><br />achuete - annatto; red seeds used to color food<br />adobo - braised meat; cooked over slow fire using vinegar, water, and black peppercorn, with soy sauce for color and saltiness, or with achuete for red color; may be considered the national food in the Philippines<br />alimasag - salt water crab; blue crabs<br />ampalaya - bitter melon<br /><br />baboy - pork<br />bagoong - a condiment made from shrimps or fish paste<br />binagoongan - cooking with bagoong<br />banana leaf - the leaf of the banana plant that has many uses in Filipino cooking such as wrapping food, as cover and underliner, or for packaging.<br />bangus - milkfish, considered the national fish of the Philippines<br />bawang - garlic<br />bok choy - pechay<br />buko - young coconut<br />buntot ng baka - ox tail<br /><br />calamansi - a Philippine citrus fruit and souring agent<br />chorizo - general name for Spanish sausage<br /><br />dahon ng gabi - taro leaves<br />dahon ng sili - chili leaves<br />daing - dried fish or picked fish, usually cut butterfly-style<br /><br />ensalada - salad<br />estofado - braised in soy sauce, vinegar, and sugar<br /><br />galapong - rice dough made of glutinous rice<br />galunggong - scad<br />garbanzos - chickpeas<br />gata - coconut milk obtained from the pressing of grated mature coconut meat mixed with water<br />giniling na baboy - ground pork<br />guisa - to saute<br />gulay - vegetable<br /><br />halayang ube - purple yam jam<br />hugas bigas - water obtained from washing rice grains and used as broth base for sinigang<br /><br />inihaw - charcoal-grilled or broiled<br />isda - fish<br /><br />kabilugan - beef rounded<br />kabute - mushroom<br />kakang gata - pure coconut cream obtained from the first pressing of grated mature coconut<br />kamatis - tomato<br />kamias - bilimbi, green acidic fruit from the cucumber tree used for souring dishes<br />kamote - sweet potato<br />kamoteng kahoy - cassava<br />kangkong - morning glory, swamp cabbage, water spinach<br />kaong - sugar palm seed<br />kesong puti - white cheese made from carabao or water buffalo milk<br />kinilaw - cooked by steeping in vinegar<br /><br />labanos - long white cylindrical radish native to Asia<br />langka - jackfruit<br />latik - coconut curd, the brownish residue obtained after oil is extracted from boiled coconut milk<br />lechon - roast meat usually spit-roasted<br />lechon manok - roast chicken<br />lechon sauce - sauce served with roast pork made of finely ground pork liver<br />librilyo - ox tripe<br />lomo - tenderloin<br />lumpia - spring roll<br />lumpia wrapper - crepe usually made of rice flour to wrap spring roll with<br /><br />macapuno - coconut sport, a variety of coconut that has soft fleshy meat when ripe<br />mais - corn<br />malagkit - sticky rice, glutinous rice<br />malunggay - horseradish tree, also called drumstick, leaved and pod are used in cooking<br />miso - fermented soybean paste<br /><br />nata de coco - coconut gel usually packed in heavy syrup<br /><br />pan de sal - literally bread of salt, a traditional Filipino crusty roll<br />pancit canton - yellowish noodles sold dried so named to indicate Chinese origin<br />pancit molo - wonton soup that originated from Molo, Iloilo, a town in the Visayas region, Panay island in the central Philippines<br />pandan - fragrant screw-pine<br />pastel - pot pie<br />pata - animal trotter<br />patis - fish sauce<br />pechay - Chinese chard, bok choy<br />pesa - stewed in ginger, garlic, and onion<br />pigue - pork rump<br />pimiento - large red sweet pepper, usually canned<br />pinipig - rice crispies, immature rice, roasted and pounded until the grains are flattened<br />prito - fried<br />pulot - honey<br /><br />queso de bola - edam cheese shaped like a ball and imported from Holland<br /><br />saba - cooking banana variety<br />saging - banana<br />sago - starch from the pith of the sago plant processed into flour, meal or pearl-like globes, tapioca pearls<br />sariwa - fresh<br />sarsa - sauce<br />sayote - chayote, a kind of tropical squash<br />shrimp juice - juice from heads and shells of shrimps extracted by pounding, adding a little water then straining<br />sibuyas - onion<br />siling labuyo - bird's eye chili<br />siling pangsigang, siling haba - green finger pepper, long green chili that is mildly hot, literally chili for sour soup, long chili<br />sinangag - fried garlic rice<br />singkamas - turnip, yam bean<br />sinigang - sour soup<br />sinigang powder - instant powder with dried sour soup ingredients using tamarind, guava, or kamias as base<br />suka - vinegar made from sugarcane, coconut, or nipa juice<br />sukang sinamak - vinegar dip with garlic, ginger, and chili from Iloilo, Visayas region<br /><br />tadyang ng baka - beef ribs<br />Tagalog - person from central and southern Luzon, language spoken there<br />tagiliran - beef sirloin<br />talong - eggplant<br />tambakol - tuna<br />tanguige - wahoo, mackerel<br />tapa - beef jerky, processed beef slices flavored with garlic, salt, soy sauce, sometimes with sugar<br />tilapia - food fish introduced from Africa<br />torta - omelet<br />toyo - soy sauce<br /><br />ube - purple yamdyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-43709666214884355082010-01-31T22:13:00.007-05:002010-01-31T23:30:16.127-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLQrwSyvtZzLgKRO2DWfpVYqYRoOsWgjt-52EWCz_YRa7wz7iAZrccYkMfEgbVvW7xMCP0WoUR3EbitAoF6BOX0Dbf584cCGlovssxLhIPspEuHi6B8ya6oMHkK7psw9js8tpMC6kmBKP3/s1600-h/bistek.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLQrwSyvtZzLgKRO2DWfpVYqYRoOsWgjt-52EWCz_YRa7wz7iAZrccYkMfEgbVvW7xMCP0WoUR3EbitAoF6BOX0Dbf584cCGlovssxLhIPspEuHi6B8ya6oMHkK7psw9js8tpMC6kmBKP3/s320/bistek.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433127598800927714" border="0" /></a><br />Beef:<br />bistek tagalog - beef steak with onions<br />callos - beef tripe stew<br />kaldereta - beef stew in tomato sauce<br />kare-kare - oxtail and tripe in peanut sauce<br />morcon - stuffed beef roll<br />nilaga - boiled beef stew<br />pochero - stewed beef with tomato sauce and vegetables<br />tapa - beef jerky<br /><br />Chicken:<br />guinataan - chicken in coconut milk<br />inasal - chicken barbecue<br />lechon manok - roast chicken<br />pastel - chicken pot pie<br />pinatisan - chicken stewed in fish sauce<br />pininyahan - pineapple chicken<br />relleno - stuffed chicken<br />tinola - chicken in ginger broth<br /><br />Pork:<br />adobong baboy at manok - braised pork and chicken with annatto and vinegar<br />afritada - pork stew with tomato sauce<br />asado - braised sweet pork, chinese style<br />binagoongan - pork in shrimp paste<br />crispy pata - crispy pig's trotter<br />embutido - ground pork roll<br />estofado - braised pork in caramel-soy sauce<br />hamon - glazed bone-in ham with stewed pineapple sauce<br />hamonado - glazed pork<br />inihaw - grilled marinated pork<br />lechon kawali - crispy pork belly<br />menudo - pork and liver stew<br />paksiw na lechon - leftover roast pork in lechon sauce<br />paksiw na pata sa suka - pig's trotter in vinegar<br />paksiw na pata sa toyo - pig's trotter in soy sauce<br />tortang giniling - ground pork omelet<br /><br />Seafood:<br />adobong pusit - squid adobo<br />daing na isda - vinegar-marinated fish<br />escabeche - crispy fish in tomato and bell pepper sauce<br />guinataang hipon - shrimps in coconut milk<br />halabos na hipon - boiled shrimps<br />inihaw na ulo - grilled fish heads<br />kinilaw na isda - marinated fish<br />okoy - crispy shrimp fritters<br />paksiw - fish stewed in vinegar<br />pesa - fish stew<br />rellenong alimasag - stuffed crab shells<br />sinigang na isda - fish in sour broth<br /><br />Vegetables / Rice / Noodles:<br />arroz caldo - rice porridge<br />guinataang kalabasa at sitaw - squash and long beans in coconut milk<br />laing - dried taro leaves in coconut milk<br />lumpiang prito - fried vegetable spring rolls<br />monggo soup - mung bean soup<br />paella valenciana - spanish rice<br />pancit canton - chinese noodles with assorted toppings<br />pancit molo - wonton soup<br />pancit sotanghon - mung bean noodles with mixed toppings<br />pinakbet - seasonal vegetables in shrimp paste<br />sariwang lumpia - fresh spring rolls in homemade crepes<br />sinangag - fried rice<br /><br />Desserts:<br />bibingka cassava - cassava cake<br />empanada - turnover<br />guinataang halo-halo - mixed fruits with yam in coconut milk<br />halo-halo - mixed fruits and beans in shaved ice<br />leche flan - caramel custard<br />maja blanca - corn pudding<br />maruyang saging - banana fritters<br />minatamis na kamote - candied sweet potatoes<br />pastillas de leche - milk candy<br />putong puti - white rice cake<br />sago't gulaman - tapioca pearls with gelatin<br />turron - crispy banana rolls<br /><br />Condiments:<br />atcharang gulay - picked vegetables<br />bawang at suka - garlic-vinegar dip<br />guisadong bagoong alamang - sauteed shrimp paste<br />guisadong bagoong balayan - sauteed fish paste<br />guisadong miso - sauteed miso and tomatoes<br />patis at calamansi - fish sauce and lime juice<br />sarsa ng lechon - liver sauce for lechon<br />toyo at calamansi - soy-lime sauce<br />toyo at suka - soy-vinegar saucedyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-26234801963129800612010-01-31T02:21:00.005-05:002010-01-31T23:53:53.386-05:00Try stores like Target, McDonald's, Wendy's, Subway, or look for babysitting, tutoring jobs.dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-81489423776880391942010-01-30T23:34:00.008-05:002010-01-31T00:04:33.304-05:00West Nile virus is an infection spread to humans by mosquitoes. Most people who get the virus do not get sick. Symptoms appear 3 to 14 days after the mosquitoes bite. They include fever, body aches, headache, and sometimes a skin rash. The fever is called West Nile fever and it is usually a mild illness.<br /><br />West Nile virus may rarely affect the brain that can lead to long-lasting problem or even death. The older adults are most probably to have serious illness from the West Nile virus.<br /><br />When do you call a doctor?<br />Call a doctor if you were exposed to mosquitoes in the past 2 weeks and you have any of these symptoms: fever, headache, stiff neck, and confusion; muscle weakness or loss of movement; mild fever, body aches, skin rash, or swollen lymph nodes in the neck, armpits, or groin for more than 2 or 3 days.<br /><br />How can you avoid West Nile Virus?<br />Stay indoors at dawn, dusk, and in early evening wherein mosquitoes are most active at these times. Wear long-sleeves and thick pants. Use an insect repellent than contains DEET, picaridin, or oil of lemon eucalyptus. For best protection, apply and reapply per directions. Maybe, OFF lotion is good. Don't leave open containers of water near your home because mosquitoes can breed in standing water no matter how small amount it is.dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-19660726330039042202010-01-30T22:06:00.011-05:002010-01-30T22:47:22.161-05:00Following are some highlights and events from way back in 1955.<br /><br />US gave $216 million in aid to South Vietnam.<br />Tornadoes killed 29 people in Mississippi.<br />The United States Air Force unveiled the self-guided missile.<br />In the Philippines, 200 died as an earthquake that hits the south.<br />President Eisenhower increased the minimum wage to $1 per hour.<br />Israel celebrated the discovery of oil.<br />An Alabama woman was bruised by a meteor.<br />US occupation of Japan ended.<br />Argentina's President Juan Peron was overthrown by a military coup and fled to Spain.<br />The Warsaw Pact was signed by Soviet Union, Bulgaria, Albania, East Germany, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Hungary, and Romania.<br />The Geneva Conference was held to discuss peaceful uses of atomic energy.<br />Rosa Parks was arrested for refusing to give up her seat on a public bus in Montgomery, Alabama.<br />A missile with an atomic warhead was tested in Nevada.<br />James Dean died in a car accident, after appearing in "East of Eden" and "Rebel Without a Cause".<br />Albert Einstein died of heart failure at age 76.<br />Harland Sanders started Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken (now KFC).<br />Disneyland which is part of Walt Disney empire, opened in California.<br />One of television favorites was "I Love Lucy" (CBS).<br />President of the United States was Dwight Eisenhower while the Vice President was Richard Nixon.<br />Life Expectancy was 69.6 years.<br />H&amp;R Block was founded in Kansas City.<br /><br /><br />1955 Cost of Living:<br />New house cost $10,950.<br />New car was $1,910.<br />Average income was $4,137 per year.<br />Average rent was $87 per month.<br />Harvard University tuition fee was $800 per year.<br />Gasoline was 23 cents per gallon.<br />Movie Ticket was 75 cents each.<br />US postage stamp was 3 cents each.<br />Bacon was 58 cents per pound.<br />Eggs were 27 cents per dozen.<br />Vitamin D milk was 92 cents per gallon.<br /><br /><br />1955 Celebrities Birth Notices:<br /><br />Bruce Willis, whose real name is Walter Bruce Willis, was born in March 19 in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany. He was first known on the tv series "Moonlightning". Some of his movies are "Die Hard", "The Sixth Sense", and "The Fifth Element".<br /><br />Kevin Costner was born in Lynwood, California. He started acting at an early age. His directorial debut "Dances with Wolves" won both Best Picture and Best Director awards at the 1990 Academy Awards. Some of Kevin's other movies where he acted include "Tin Cup" and "Field of Dreams".<br /><br />1955 Music Favorites:<br />Autumn Leaves by Roger Williams<br />Love is a Many-Splendored Thing by The Four Aces<br /><br />1955 Movie Favorites:<br />Rebel Without a Cause<br />Lady and the Tramp<br />The Seven Year Itchdyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-30179795937188519262010-01-30T03:26:00.013-05:002010-01-30T22:01:54.512-05:00The host city for this year's Winter Olympics is Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Vancouver sits between the Pacific Ocean and the snowcapped Coast Mountains in the southwest corner of Canada. It has mild climate where you can ski in the morning and sail in the afternoon.<br /><br />The Olympics Opening and Closing Ceremonies will be held in BC Place in downtown Vancouver. BC Place looks like a big pillow from above. The arena's seating capacity for spectators is 55,000. It will be the site for athletes receiving medals during each night's Victory Ceremony.<br /><br />For freestyle skiing and snowboarding competition, Cypress Mountain is the official Olympic venue. It's in West Vancouver, 30 minutes from downtown. Cypress Mountain is one of the most popular local skiing areas for alpine and cross-country skiing.<br /><br />The Olympics visitors will have many things to see and enjoy in and around Vancouver and Whistler, about 75 miles north of Vancouver.<br /><br />Visitors may want to visit Stanley Park which is a huge park within walking distance of downtown of Vancouver. The Vancouver Aquarium is there where the Beluga whales are the star attractions.<br /><br />Granville Island is known for its huge indoor farmers' market, shops, street performers, and artist studios. There's also A Kids Markets which features books, games, toys, and clothes for kids. You can travel from downtown Vancouver to Granville Island via small passenger ferries that look like giant bathtub toys.<br /><br />Another nice place to visit is Capilano Suspension Bridge, a 450-foot long walking bridge crossing the Capilano River. It is 230 feet above the river. There are smaller bridges on the other side which make up the Treetops Adventure where you can walk from one giant Douglas fir to another. Some of the bridges are up to 100 feet above the forest floor.dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-29689259555738563832010-01-30T03:22:00.000-05:002010-01-30T03:23:55.060-05:00<div class="hub_pic_box"><div class="hub_pic"><a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Charice-Pempengco-International-Young-Singer"><img src="http://s3.hubimg.com/u/2156286_100.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><span title="hubscore"></span></div></div>Charice Pempengco, a young Filipino talent, now young world-class diva, was discovered on YouTube in 2007 and traveled to South Korea to perform in their talent show Star King. She has performed a duet with Celine Dion at the Madison Square Garden in New York, USA. <a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Charice-Pempengco-International-Young-Singer">>>></a>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-74812667845877306272010-01-30T03:19:00.000-05:002010-01-30T03:20:59.785-05:00<div class="hub_pic_box"><div class="hub_pic"><a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Sample-Job-Interview-Questions"><img src="http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2190036_100.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><span title="hubscore"></span></div></div>Are you aware of the nature of business of our company? How would you evaluate your previous work experience as it relates to the open position? What makes you the right person for the job? How and where have <a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Sample-Job-Interview-Questions">>>></a>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-85702084360213704672010-01-30T03:13:00.002-05:002010-01-30T03:17:42.002-05:00<div class="hub_pic_box"><div class="hub_pic"><a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/How-much-did-Pacquiao-and-Cotto-get-from-the-fight"><img src="http://s2.hubimg.com/u/2193377_100.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><span title="hubscore"></span></div></div>Filipino Manny Pacquiao aka “Pacman” vs Puerto Rican Miguel Cotto fight last November 14, 2009 was the biggest boxing show of the year because it sold 1.25 million HBO pay-per-view buys. It surpassed the <a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/How-much-did-Pacquiao-and-Cotto-get-from-the-fight">>>></a>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-75816217844589085762010-01-30T03:11:00.001-05:002010-01-30T03:12:27.074-05:00<div class="hub_pic_box"><div class="hub_pic"><a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Sample-US-Citizenship-Questions"><img src="http://s3.hubimg.com/u/2194606_100.jpg" alt="The United States of America flag" title="The United States of America flag" /></a><span title="hubscore"></span></div></div>Before you become a US Citizen through naturalization, you need to take the naturalization test to prove that you have a basic knowledge of U.S. history and government which <a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Sample-US-Citizenship-Questions">>>></a>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-58269283178927400322010-01-30T03:03:00.002-05:002010-01-30T03:09:12.414-05:00<div class="hub_pic_box"><div class="hub_pic"><a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Sample-Written-Driving-Test-Questions-and-Answers"><img src="http://s2.hubimg.com/u/2359137_100.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a> The driving knowledge test checks one’s knowledge of traffic laws, rules, road signs, motor vehicle laws, and safe driving practices. Specific time may be allotted for the test depending on your state. <a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Sample-Written-Driving-Test-Questions-and-Answers">>>></a><br /></div></div>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-53345863492651156502010-01-30T02:58:00.001-05:002010-01-30T03:01:28.961-05:00<div class="hub_pic_box"><div class="hub_pic"><a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Planning-to-Sell-Your-Home-in-Todays-Buyers-Market"><img src="http://s2.hubimg.com/u/2466709_100.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><span title="hubscore"></span></div></div>Here are some tips that might hopefully help you in selling your home and avoid selling mistakes. Pricing - the first few weeks on the market are critical to your home’s sale. Buyers who have been comparing. <a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Planning-to-Sell-Your-Home-in-Todays-Buyers-Market">>>></a>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-83793320746184195102010-01-30T02:52:00.002-05:002010-01-30T02:57:58.078-05:00Boracay is an <a id="KonaLink0" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Beautiful-Places-to-Visit-in-the-Philippines#"><span style="color: rgb(41, 124, 207) ! important; font-weight: 400; position: static;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14;" ><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(41, 124, 207) ! important; font-weight: 400; position: relative;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14;" >island</span></span></a> located south of Manila. In 1990, it was voted by the BMW Tropical Beach Handbook as one of the best <a id="KonaLink1" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Beautiful-Places-to-Visit-in-the-Philippines#"><span style="color: rgb(41, 124, 207) ! important; font-weight: 400; position: static;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14;" ><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(41, 124, 207) ! important; font-weight: 400; position: relative;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14;" >beaches</span></span></a> in the world. In 1996, it was voted by British publication TV Quick as the world's number one tropical beach. In 2007, it was chosen as the World’s Most Popular <a id="KonaLink2" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline ! important; position: static;" href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Beautiful-Places-to-Visit-in-the-Philippines#"><span style="color: rgb(41, 124, 207) ! important; font-weight: 400; position: static;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14;" ><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(41, 124, 207) ! important; font-weight: 400; position: relative;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14;" >Beach</span></span></a> according to Yahoo! Travel. <a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Beautiful-Places-to-Visit-in-the-Philippines">Read more...</a>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-8377511689685827742009-11-01T17:40:00.003-05:002010-01-30T02:36:25.672-05:00<a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/The-Natural-Wonders-of-Garlic">The Natural Wonders of Garlic</a><br />Garlic is part of the onion family. It is believed that garlic originated in Siberia and then it spread to Europe. What makes garlic so healthy? Garlic contains allicin, a powerful medicinal compound. >>>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-70297841531728823842009-10-23T23:55:00.011-04:002009-10-24T01:29:51.528-04:00I got this from one of my emails. I have no idea who wrote it. It's worth sharing with anyone. We'll learn something from it. Agree or not agree. You may post your comments on this page. <br /><br />Here it goes...<br /><br />Tsuper pala ang sikreto o susi ng pag-asenso ng Philippines ang sabi ko sa aking sarili habang pababa sa jeep na aking nasakyan. Natawa ako pag naaalala ko ang sinabi ng tsuper na kausap ko lang kanina. <br /><br />"Para makaahon tayo sa hirap dapat nating itaas lahat ng bilihin. Itaas ang jeepney fare sa P25 kada tao. Tanggalan ng tax ang mga mayayaman. Triplehin naman ang tax ng mga mahihirap", ang suhestion ng mamang drayber ng jeep na nasakyan ko.<br /><br />Mahaba ang aming napagkuwentuhan ng mamang driver. May mga driver kasi na sa kwento nila dinadaan ang pagkainip nila sa traffic dito sa Metro Manila. Maaaring nagtataka na kayo kung paano nangyari yun. Hayaan nyong ilahad ko rin sa inyo ang kwento ng mamang tsuper. <br /><br />Nagmamadali ako papasok ng office ng maipit kami sa traffic. "Haaaay naku", sabi ko sa aking sarili. "Walang ipinagbago ang Pilipinas". Natawa ang drayber ng sinasakyan kong dyip. Sa unahan kasi ako sumakay kaya narinig nya ang aking nasambit. <br /><br />Mukhang nagmamadali kayo sir ah, tanong ng drayber. Sanayan lang po yan dagdag pa nya. <br /><br />Oo nga eh, kaya lang eh nakakaasar kasing isipin na ganito na lang ba tayo palagi sagot ko. Wala ka na ngang pera, trapik pa! Hirap na hirap talaga ang bansa natin ngayon. <br /><br />Lalong natawa ang drayber sa tinuran ko. "Sir", sabi nya, matanong ko nga kayo. <br /><br />Sure, sagot ko naman. <br /><br />Naniniwala ba kayong walang pera ang pinas? <br /><br />Hhhhhhmmmm napaisip ako bigla sa tanong ng tsuper. Tingin ko wala! Kasi hirap ng buhay ngayon eh sagot ko sa kanya. <br /><br />Wag kayo sanang magagalit sir, mukhang mali ata po kayo duon ang magalang na tugon nya. <br /><br />Nagulat ako dahil mukhang may alam yung mamang tsuper na di ko alam. Bakit mo naman nasabi yan manong? <br /><br />Kasi ganito po yun sir. May pera ang Pilipinas kaya nga lang ay nakaipit sa itaas, ang paliwanag ng mamang tsuper. Nakaipit po yung pera sa bangko ng mga mayayamang negosyante. At para pong dumadaan sa embudo ang pera pababa sa ating mahihirap ang dagdag pa nya. Unti unti lang po ang baba, sapat lang na tayo ay makakain at wag magpatayan. Kung mapapansin nyo po ay tila napakahirap na buhay natin dito sa ibaba. Napakahirap kitain ng pera kasi nga ay kaunti lang ang perang umiikot dito sa atin sa ibaba. Samantalang 46 pesos per US dollar ngayon at kung may katotohanan ang report ng gobyerno natin na umaangat ang ekonomiya, eh nasaan ang pera, tanong pa nung drayber. Kung totoong kumikita ang pinas pero hirap tayo at walang pera dito sa ibaba. Ibig lang sabihin noon ay nasa itaas o nasa mayayamang negosyante ang pera, pagtatapos ng drayber. <br /><br />Magaling! sabi ko sa mamang tsuper. Ang galing nyo manong ah, dagdag ko pa. <br /><br />Matanong ulit kita sabi nya sa akin. Paano naman natin mababaliktad ang kahirapan natin ngayon? <br /><br />Mukhang pahirap ng pahirap ang tanong nyo manong ah. <br /><br />Madali lang yan sagot nya. <br /><br />O sige nga po manong, paano? <br /><br />Ganito yun iho, kung ako ang masusunod para makaahon tayo sa hirap dapat nating itaas ang jeepney fare sa 25 pesos kada tao. Tanggalan ng tax ang mga mayayaman. Triplehin naman ang tax ng mga mahihirap.<br /><br />Manong, gyera (war) po yung hinihingi nyo! Wala na nga ho tayong pambili eh, tapos imbes na pababain nyo eh, itataas nyo pa. Isa pa ho, pag itinaas nyo ang pamasahe eh tataas ang bilihin. Lalo lang hong magiging kawawa ng mahihirap nyan sabi ko sa drayber. Isipin nyo mataas na ang bilihin tapos triple pa ang tax nila samantalang yung mayayaman naman eh aalisan nyo ng tax. Manong naman! <br /><br />Ganito kasi yun iho. Kaming mga drayber ang sukatan at madalas na idinadahilan ng mga mayayaman. Kami rin ang tagapasan lagi ng problema. Kada gustong pagagainin ng gobyerno ang buhay natin dito sa ibaba, lagi na lang yung karampot naming kita ang kanilang pilit na pinabababa. Kasi nga naman pag mababa pamasahe eh makakatipid daw yung mga mahihirap dahil bababa din ang presyo ng bilihin. At kung mababa ang bilihin at pamasahe eh di syempre mababa din ang pasuweldo. Para nga naman daw di bumagsak ang negosyo ng mga mayayaman at makahatak pa ng foreign investors. Pero kung gagamitan mo ng simpleng math, eh magkano lang talaga ang matitipid ng isang simpleng employee na gaya mo. Sa totoo lang ay malaki na P1,000 per month ang matitipid mo at P12,000 per year. <br /><br />Aba manong malaki na pong tulong yung P12,000 sa mahihirap, ang sabi ko sa tsuper. <br /><br />Sige nga iho, ano sa tingin mo ang magagawa sa iyo ng P12,000? Sapat na ba iyon para makabili ka ng house and lot? Sapat na ba iyon para mapag-aral mo ang iyong mga anak sa magandang school? Maaari siguro na makabili ka ng second hand na television at maliliit na kagamitan sa bahay pero di yun sapat para mapaunlad mo kahit konti ang buhay ng iyong family. <br /><br />Natigilan ako dahil may katwiran ang mamang tsuper. Bilang isang head of the family na may tatlong anak, ano nga naman ang magagawa sa akin ng P1,000. kada buwan at P12,000 kada taon. Kung tutuusin eh sobra sobra pa nga yung kwenta nung drayber. Eh kung ganun manong ano naman ang iginanda nung suhestyon mo? <br /><br />Sa pagpapababa ng presyo, hindi ang mahihirap ang tunay na nakikinabang. Mas malaki ang natitipid ng mayayaman lalo na nung malalaking corporations. Kasi ay bumababa ang kanilang operational expenses. Bababa ang kanilang puhunan dahil mababa ang kanilang pasahod at presyo ng materyales. Millions ang kanilang natitipid. Ibig sabihin lang nun ay mas malaki ang kanilang kikitain. Lalo na ang foreign investors, dahil ini-export nila yung kanilang products, syempre pa dollars ang kanilang singil sa international market. Kaya naman sa pagpapababa ng presyo sila ang tunay na nakikinabang at hindi yung maliliit na gaya natin, lalo na kaming mga tsuper. <br /><br />Hhhhhmmmm, may katwiran nga po kayo manong! Tama nga po kayo! Kung hindi pagpapababa ng pamasahe ang sagot, eh ano po?<br /> <br />Hindi mo kailangan ibaba ang pamasahe para matulungan ang mga mahihirap na gaya natin iho. Kung ako ang masusunod, kung itataas natin sa P25 ang pamasahe, wala ng dahilan ang mayayaman para di magtaas ng pasahod. At kung ako ang masusunod ay gagawin kong P1,500 per day ang minimum salary ng bawat mangagawa. <br /><br />Hehehe! Natawa ako sa tinuran ng drayber sa akin. Matutuwa po misis ko nyan manong hehehe! Imagine ang laki ng take home pay ko. Pero kung ganun po ang gagawin nyo eh magrereklamo naman po yung mayayamang businessman. Sa laki ng gusto nyong pasahod eh wala na silang kikitain at baka magsara pa yung kumpanya nila. Matatakot din po yung foreign investors dito sa atin dahil ang taas ng labor cost. <br /><br />Hindi ka nakikinig iho, sagot naman ng tsuper. Kaya nga aalisan ko na ng tax ang mayayamang negosyante. Ihalimbawa na natin yung nakasuhan ng P25 billion na tax evasion. Di ba kung ano ano pang red tape at bayad sa mamahaling abogado ang ginawa nun? Sigurado umubos din sya ng milyon para lang di magbayad? Kung tatanggalan ko sya ng tax, hindi na nya kailangan umubos ng milyon sa red tape at magbayad sa abogado. Kanya na yung P25 billion. Sa tingin mo masama pa ba yun? Sa ganung paraan din ay mababawasan ang mga buwaya sa BIR (Bureau of Internal Revenue). <br /><br />Tungkol naman sa foreign investors, nakakalungkot isipin na labor lang ang kayang isipin ng ating government na panghatak sa kanila. Nakakalungkot din na isipin na ibinebenta tayo ng ating sariling gubyerno bilang murang alipin. Bakit di nila ipagmalaki ang kalidad o ang mataas na antas ng ating mangagawa? Mahusay ang mga pinoy magtrabaho at pulido pa. Dun pa lang lamang na tayo. Kaya nga mas gusto tayo ng mga Arabo di ba? Di paulit-ulit yung gawa kaya nakakatipid sila at naibebenta pa nila ng mahal dahil pulido nga ang pagkakagawa. Isa pa dapat din nating pakinabangan yung kung tawagin ng Americans na strategic location ng bansa natin. Di ba kaya nga pilit pa rin na mga kano na magkaroon ng military activities o military base dito sa atin sa Pinas? Kung sa military ay importante yun ganun din sa negosyo. Puede tayong maging daungan at koneksyon ng mga barko at eroplano na naghahatid ng produkto. Mumura din ang presyo ng importation dahil bukod sa magiging daungan tayo ay meron pa tayong tinatawag na Globalization. Mura na rin nilang nakukuha ang kanilang raw materials na kailangan nila dahil sa bisa ng Globalization. Di ba yun nga ang purpose nun? <br /><br />Haaay naku mukhang napag-isipan nyo na ng husto yan manong drayber ah? Pero may isa ho ata kayo nakaligtaan. Kung aalisan nyo ng tax ang mga negosyante, paano naman po tatayo ang gubyerno natin nyan? Paano na ang infrastructures natin nyan? Paano na yung operation expenses ng gobyerno natin? Dito mahihirapan na sya sa isip-isip ko. <br /><br />Napakamot ng ulo ang mamang drayber. Haaay naku iho di ka talaga nakikinig. Kaya nga ti-triplehin ko ang tax nang mahihirap o empleyado eh. Sige mathematics ulit tayo. Sa ngayon ay meron tayong 87milyon na Filipinos. 10% lang nyan ang mayayamang negosyante, 20% ang middle class at 70% ang mahihirap. Sa mathematics ibig sabihin nun ay may 8.7 milyon lang ang mayayaman. Baka nga sobra pa yang bilang na iyan, dagdag ba ng tsuper. Yung natitirang 78 milyon ay malamang na karamihan ay empleyado. Sabihin na lang natin na 50 million ang nagtatrabaho para di tayo mahirapan sa mathematics. <br /><br />Kung dati ay nakakakuha ka ng tigpipiso, magiging triple yun, ngayon ay makakakuha ka na ng P3. Ibig sabihin nito kung dati nakakakolekta ang BIR ng P50 million, magiging P150 million na yun. Eh hindi lang naman 3 pesos ang ibinabawas sa tax ng isang empleyado. Mababa ang P500 sa mga iyan eh kung tatlong P500 yan! Sige nga iho i-mathematics mo nga. Mas magiging epektibo ang koleksyon ng BIR dahil di na nila kailangan pang maghabol. Sa ayaw at sa gusto ng empleyado ay babawasan sila ng tax kada buwan. Magdadagdagan pa ang galamay ng BIR sa pamamagitan ng mga employer at mababawasan ng malaki ang corruption sa ating bansa. <br /><br />Hanep manong ang galing nyo po ah! <br /><br />Isa pa iho, mas marami na ngayong ang magtutulungan na paangatin ang bansa natin. Imbes na 10% lang ng population ang magdadala, yung 90% na ngayon ang papasan ng economy natin.<br /> <br />Oo nga po manong, kaya lang parang ganun pa rin iyon. Mataas nga ang sahod pero mataas din ang bilihin. Eh di wala rin po! Kayod marino ka pa rin nun dahil sa taas ng bilihin. <br /><br />Maaring ganun pa nga rin yun iho. Pero matanong kita ulit. Maaari ngang <br />mahihirapan ka pa rin. Pero alin naman ang mas pipiliin mo, yung nahihirapan ka na ang pagkain mo ay tuyo, o yung nahihrapan ka na ang pagkain mo ay fried chicken? <br /><br />Manong naman! tinatanong pa ba yun! Syempre dun ako sa chicken.<br /> <br />Ano ang mas gusto mo iho, yung nahihirapan ka na nakahiga sa banig, o yung nahihirapan ka na nakahiga ka sa malambot na kama?<br /> <br />Manong, trick question po ba yan? Syempre naman dun ako sa kama! <br /><br />Eto pa ang isang tanong iho. Sa tingin mo ba may katotohanan yung naisip ko? Nangyayari ba yun? <br /><br />Naku manong drayber kayo na po siguro ang sumagot nyan. Medyo mahina po ako sa math eh! Natawa na lang yung drayber sa aking isinagot sa kanya. <br /><br />Di mo naman kailangan ng math dun eh iho! Ihalimbawa na natin ang mga bansang gaya ng Singapore, Japan, Hongkong, Canada, Australia, America, at United kingdom. Lahat ng binganggit ko ay may mataas na pasahod sa empleado. Lahat yun mga bansang iyon ay may buying power ang mga taong nasa ibaba. Lahat yun ay may kapasidad ang mamamayan na bumili. Lahat ng mga iyon ay dinadayo ng foreign investors dahil malakas ang kanilang kalakalan. Lahat ng iyon may maunlad na local na ekonomiya. Kasi iho basic lang naman yung ginawa nating solusyon. Naalala mo ba yung embudo na sinasabi ko sa iyo kanina. Sa pamamagitan ng pagpapataas ng sahod ay lumuwag yung butas sa embudo at bumuhos yung pera sa ibaba. At dahil nga may buying power ang isang simpleng empleado na gaya mo ay mamimili ka rin. Halimbawa na, dahil may pera ka na ay kaya mo nang yayain si esmi mo na kumain naman sa restaurant. Kaya mo na rin ibili ng sapatos ang anak mo. Kaya mo na rin bumili ng bahay at higit sa lahat ay kaya mo nang mapag-aral ang iyong anak sa maayos na paaralan. Kada bibili ka yung pera mo ay aakyat ulit pataas dun sa mga negosyante. Ang nangyari ay umikot lang yung pera sa paraan na matitikman din nating mahihirap yung pinagmamalaki ng gobyerno na pag-unlad ng ekonomiya at nung P46 per dollar. Imbes na sila lang sa itaas ang nakikinabang, hehehe, medyo maaambunan na tayo. <br /><br />Kaya lang po manong eh, sa kanilang bansa siguro pwede yun! Dito po sa pinas malabong mangyari yun!<br /> <br />Iho akala ko ba ay empleado ka? Hindi mo ba alam na taon-taon ay nangyayari yung sinasabi ko sa iyo? Mayroong buwan sa isang taon na kung saan yung embudo sa taas ay lumuluwag. Taon taon yan, hindi nga lang triple ng sweldo pero doble naman. Kung sumasahod ka ng P10,000 kada buwan, may time sa isang taon na sasahod ka pa ulit ng panibagong P10,000. Kung ima-mathematics ulit natin eh tumatanggap ka ng P20,000. <br /><br />Hah talaga ho manong? <br /><br />Oo naman iho. Nung panahon kasi ni former President Ferdinand Marcos iho ay may ginawang batas na tunay na pangmahirap. Yan ang tinatawag nating 13th month pay! Sa bias ng batas na iyan, walang choice ang mga mayayamang negosyante na magbayad ng doble sa kanilang empleado kada December. Hindi ba iho, kada December, puno ang mga pamilihan? Kami kada Disyembre malakas ang pasada. Ganun din sa taxi at tricycle. Yung mga kumpanya malakas din ang sales gaya ng softdrink, appliances, San Miguel beer at iba pa. Pag bumaba ang pera masaya ang lahat hehehe!<br /> <br />Ang galing nyo po talaga manong! Hanga po ako sa inyo. Hanneeeep po talaga! <br /><br />Ang masakit nga lang nito iho, kung ako na simpleng drayber eh naiisip ko yun, eh di lalo na yung mga mayayaman at politicians na nag-aral sa magagandang schools. Mas matatalino sila eh diba. Nasilip nila ang isang butas sa ating batas na hindi ako sigurado kung pangmahirap na batas o pang-mayaman! <br /><br />Ano po iyon manong? <br /><br />Ang ginagamit nilang pansakal sa embudo na sinasabi ko para mapigilan ang pagbuhos ng pera sa ibaba ay yung tinatawag nating Minimum Wage law. Sa ganang akin ay hindi pangmahirap na batas yan. Sige nga kung talagang para sa atin yan. Ikaw na simpleng empleyado na may tatlong anak, sa tingin mo ba ay kasya yung minimum na inaprubahan ng gubyerno na P350 per day? Kahit siguro si Einstein ay mahihirapan sa mathematics na ginawa nila hahahaha! O sige nga subukan natin. Teka ha hmmmm, ok ganito, sa umaga bili ka ng bigas na mumurahin. Yung tig P25 tapos isaing mo kalahati. Bili ka ng tuyo na tig P15. Sa tanghali isaing nyo yung kalahati ng bigas tapos bili ka ng itlog at 2 Lucky Me na aabot ng P20. Damihan mo na lang ang sabaw para magkasya hehehe. Sa gabi naman ay bili ka ulit ng kalahating kilong bigas (P12.50) at isang latang sardinas igisa mo sa bawang sibuyas at sangkaterbang tubig ulit hehehe, mga P20 ulit yan. Sa pagkain nyo ubos ka na agad ng P92.50. Syempre empleado ka papasok ka. Pagpalagay na nating P100 ang gastos mo. Magkano na yun P192.50. Eh kung may pinadede kang baby at may pinag-aaral ka na panganay, kuryente, tubig, at upa pa sa bahay. Project pa ng anak mo sa schooll at tuition. Hindi rin naman puede na puro ka tuyo, itlog, lucky me, at sardinas araw-araw. Anong klaseng math kaya ang ginawa nila at nagkasya yung P350? hahaha. Kaya kung ako sa iyo iho sa susunod na election ay wag ka ng pumili ng matatalino at economists. Kasi medyo nakakalito yung arithmetic nila eh heheheh! <br /><br />Ang mga halakhak na iyon ng mamang tsuper ang mga huling katagang lumabas sa kanya na aking naalala. Habang ako ay naglalakad patungo sa opisina ay naisip ko ang mga bagay-bagay. Maaaring marami ring butas ang suhestyon ni manong drayber. Pero maaari rin namang sya ay tama. Ilang dekada na ba natin silang pinarurusahan? Ilang dekada na ba nating pinipilit ibaba ang pamasahe para bumaba ang lahat ng bilihin? Ilang dekada na ba na ipinapasa ng mayayaman ang pahirap sa mga gaya ni manong drayber? Maaari nga sigurong kapos sa education ang jeepney driver na nasakyan ko, pero isa lang ang nasisiguro, ang kanyang sinabi ay mula sa kaibuturan ng kanyang puso! <br /><br />Very well said.dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-82506261812262286542009-10-18T21:48:00.002-04:002009-10-18T21:58:33.079-04:00October 15, 2009: Ayon sa Chika Minute ng GMA Pinoy TV (Kapuso channel), sinabi ni Marian Rivera na wala siyang reason para magselos kay Rhian Ramos, ka-loveteam ng kanyang rumored boyfriend na si Dingdong Dantes sa pinoy teleserye na Stairway to Heaven. Mismong si Dingdong daw ang nagsabi na walang dahilan para magselos si Marian kay Rhian. Full support pa rin si Marian sa mga projects ni Dingdong.dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-22635797767699011862009-10-11T03:01:00.001-04:002009-10-11T03:05:03.850-04:00Tatay ito anak.. <br />TATAY: Bagsak ka na naman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor. <br />ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro. <br />TATAY: Bakit naman? <br />ANAK: Matalino Tatay nun. <br /><br /><br />Mental patient is singing while lying in his hospital bed. After a song, he turns face down to sing again. <br />NURSE: Bakit ka bumaliktad? <br />PATIENT: Side B na kasi eh. <br /><br /><br />ANAK: ;'Nay, sabi ng titser ko ang ina ay ILAW NG TAHANAN. Eh ano naman po ang tawag sa ama? <br />INA: (aburido) Sabihin mo sa ma'am mo, ang AMA ang taga-PUNDI NG ILAW!!! <br /><br /><br />Doc: iho, bakit mo naman sinapak yung lalaki kanina? <br />Boy: e doc, nakita niya na ninenerbyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS test tapos sasabihin pa niya.... THINK POSITIVE !<br /><br /><br />Mahirap intindihin ang mga Kano kasi sa kanila ang malambot "SoP", ang sabaw "SoP", ang sabon "SoP" pa rin. <br /><br /><br />ANAK: ' Tay , anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner? <br />ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!! <br /><br /><br />What would happen if you have a wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden chair and a wooden engine? It wooden start!!! <br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Operator: AT&T, How may I help you? <br />Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis. <br />Operator: Name of the party you're calling? <br />Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis? <br />Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling? <br />Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio Abanquil.<br /><br />Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling phonetically. <br />Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali? <br />Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter. <br />Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel.. I will spell his name foneticali, <br /><br />Elpidio: <br />E as in Elpidio, <br />L as in lpidio, <br />P as in pidio, <br />I as in idio, <br />D as in dio, <br />I as in io, and <br />O as in o. <br /><br />Operator: Sir, can you please use English words. <br />Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: <br /><br />A as in Airport, <br />B as in Because, <br />A as in airport agen, <br />N as in enemy, <br />Q as in Cuba , <br />U as in Europe , <br />E as in important, and <br />L as in elephant. <br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf? <br />Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup! <br />Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast? <br />Pinoy: Hameneggs. <br />Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir? <br />Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much. <br />Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked? <br />Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked. <br />Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs...fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled? <br />Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled. <br />Waiter: And what bread would you like? <br />Pinoy: Begyurpardon? <br />Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast? <br />Pinoy: Pan Americano <br />Waiter: We don't have that. <br />Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee. <br />Waiter: We don't have that either, sir. <br />Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete? <br />Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast? <br />Pinoy: Donut plis.... <br /><br /><br />Two married men talking... <br />1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel. <br />2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa. <br /><br /><br />Anak : Tays! kakains nas tayos! <br />Tatay : Hoy! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng 'S' sa mga sinasabi mo ha ! Ano ba ang ulam ? <br />Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA ! <br /><br /><br />BISAYA 1 : Unsay ibig sabihon ng "cooling place"? <br />BISAYA 2 : Pag-naga ring ang fon, sabihon mo: "Hilow, hus cooling place?" <br /><br /><br />A Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink. <br />When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, <br />"Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight." <br />So the Chinese guy says "I love liver and cheese". She says "That's not good enough". <br />The Japanese man says "I hate liver and cheese". She says "That's not creative". <br />Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!" <br /><br /><br />How do you know if siopao meat is made of cat, rat or dog? <br />Pinch a piece of siopao and let the cat smell it. <br />If the cat likes it...rat! <br />If it doesn't...cat! <br />If it runs...dog! <br /><br /><br />What's the difference between corruption in the USA and corruption in the Philippines? <br />In the US , they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to US! <br /><br /><br />Bakit laging Intsik ang kinikidnap? <br />Kasi pag Pinoy - hulugan! <br />Pag Bumbay - 5-6! <br />Pag Kano - credit card! <br />E pag Intsik - C.O.D.!!!! <br /><br /><br />Lulubog na ang barko... <br />PARI: San Pedro, San Jose ... <br />MADRE: Sta. Fe, Sta. Lucia, Sta. Clara.... <br />INTSIK: lubok na balko! tawak pa kayo pasahelo!dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-91251076005340999462009-10-11T02:41:00.003-04:002009-10-11T02:46:07.750-04:00CHAVIT : MANNY, paki acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman,late dumating, ayun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.<br />PACMAN : I wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY. <br />________________________________________<br />Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayo ano magandang name? <br />Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… "MANKY" .....Harhar. <br />________________________________________<br /><br />Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets. <br />Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey? <br />Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. Di ako makakita… ang dilim!! <br />________________________________________<br /><br />C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan... <br />Reporter : Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar...GenSan? <br />Manny : ah, yun ba? uhmm....eh.. . ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay... <br />Reporter : ano..? <br />Manny : ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala masyado umo-Order. <br />________________________________________<br /><br />Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk <br />Manny : Pare, ba’t naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?<br />Freddie : Meron... Manhid ka lang! <br />________________________________________<br /><br />Noodle!!<br />Noodle!!<br />Noodle!!<br />- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.. =) <br />________________________________________<br /> <br />-Sa Las Vegas- <br />Waiter : May I take your order, madam? <br />Aling Dionisia : Soup <br />Waiter : Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day? <br />Aling Dionisia : Soup drenks! <br />________________________________________<br /><br />'you iS!'<br />'you is!'<br />'you is!'<br />-sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika.<br />Andito na ako sa 'you is!' <br />________________________________________<br /><br />Aling Dionisia: Gustu ku naman pag nagka-anak kayu uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ku. <br />Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun. <br />Dionisia : Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.. <br />Manny: Talaga nay? Anu? <br />Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-61023013094012840422009-10-11T01:48:00.010-04:002009-10-11T02:13:34.401-04:00Never ending Pinoy JOKES... Hope you enjoy them!<br /><br /><br />Hindi lahat ng party ay Masaya -- 3RD PARTY<br />Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas -- 13TH MONTH PAY<br />Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot -- PREGNANCY TEST (whew)<br />Hindi lahat ng positive ipinasasaya -- HIV POSITIVE<br /><br /><br />The girl told her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay, walang tao..."<br />Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!<br />Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .<br />Katok siya ng katok!<br />Walang ngang tao! hehehe<br /><br /><br />Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?<br />Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?<br />Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!<br />Tatay: Anak...wala tayong yaya!<br /><br /><br />Inday: Ate, kailangan daw ipaEXTRAY ulo ni junior?<br />Mother: Gaga anong EXTRAY?<br />Inday:Ano pu ba ati?<br />Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!<br /><br /><br />Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer....<br />Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna.<br />Ikaw mrs, ano pangalan mo?<br />Mrs: Inday po.<br />Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko. Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?<br />Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.<br /><br /><br />Buyer: Magkano kambing?<br />Aita: Isang libo.<br />Buyer: Ha? mahal naman! 800 nalang.<br />Aita: Di pwede, sabi ASAWA ko wag benta pag di libo.<br />Buyer: Ganon?! Kalahati libo?<br />Aita: Yan! Pwede na.<br /><br /><br />Teacher: Juan, give me colors that start with letter M, except maroon!<br />Juan: Hhmmm...<br />Maitim!<br />Mapute!<br />Maputla!<br />Madilaw!<br />Mukhang berde!<br />Mejo asul!<br />Mamink-mink!<br /><br /><br />Isang binata naputulan ng parehong braso, pagdating sa ospital:<br />Binata: Doc gamutin mo po ako naputol parehong braso ko.<br />Doc: Mga anong oras ka ba naputulan?<br />Binata: Mga 10 oras na po.<br />Doc: 10? Eh bakit ngayon ka lang pumunta dito?<br />Binata: HALLER! Mahirap kaya pumara ng jeep!!<br /><br /><br />Nanay: Papauwi ka na ba? Asan ka na?<br />Anak: Andito po ako sa ospital...<br />Nanay (umiiyak): Ha? Ano nangyari sayo?!<br />Anak: Nay, nurse po ako, duty ako ngayon!<br /><br /><br />A large signboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."<br />Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what? Sino ba nagmamadali? "?<br /><br /><br />Misis: Inday, napansin mo ba ang barong ni sir mo lagi na lang may lipstick?<br />Maid: Opo nga ma'am! Mukang niloloko na tayo na sir ah?!?!<br /><br /><br />Jr: Nay, nagloko ba si lolo noong buhay pa sya?<br />Mom: Pag namatay ako, tatanungin ko siya sa langit.<br />Jr: Eh kung nasa hell si lolo?<br />Mom: Tatay mo ang magtatanong!<br /><br /><br />Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpa-cremate?<br />Ama: Ikaw na ang bahala, anak. I-surprise mo na lang ako.<br /><br /><br />Wife: Dear....nahihirapan akong huminga....<br />Husband: Dear...kung nahihirapan ka na, e di itigil mo na! O, di bah!<br /><br /><br />Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.<br />Jinky: Nasan honey? Ang lambing mo naman. May pasalubong ka pa sa akin!<br />Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang dilim kaya!<br /><br /><br />Pulis: Sino nakakita sa aksidente?<br />Vendor: Ako sir, ako!<br />Pulis: Buti naman may witness. Kita mo ba plate number?<br />Vendor: Oho! Nagsimula ho sa 4<br />Pulis: Ano kasunod?<br />Vendor: Registration.<br /><br /><br />Bisaya: Hulaan mo alaga kong hayop nagsimula sa liter “I”.<br />DJ: Isda?<br />Bisaya: Dili man!<br />Dj: Ibon?<br />Bisaya: Lapit na.<br />DJ: Ano nga, siret na!<br />Bisaya: IGOL.<br /><br /><br />Erap disembarked from a PAL flight and was met by reporter who asked,<br />"Sir, what do you think of the economy?"<br />Erap: I don't know. I was seated in the first class.<br /><br /><br />Misis: Darling, akala ko ba, mahal mo ako...<br />Mister: Oo nga! Handa akong mamatay alang-alang sa iyo.<br />Misis: Sus! Puro ka naman satsat, hindi mo naman ginagawa!<br /><br /><br />Sa isang restaurant:<br />Waitress: Sir, akala ko ba, nagda-diet kayo?<br />Customer: Oo nga. Gusto kong pumayat. Kaya nga rito ako kumakain sa restaurant ninyo, kasi hindi masarap ang pagkain kaya konti lang ang nakakain ko!<br /><br /><br />Tony: Ikaw na naman? Tatlong beses mo na akong na-holdup ngayong taon, ah!<br />Holdaper: Ganu'n talaga brod. Inaalagaan ang good customer!<br /><br /><br />A man robs a bank and takes hostages.<br />He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?".<br />First hostage says, "Yes", and is immediately shot.<br />The robber asks second hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"<br />Second Hostage, "No, but my wife did."dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-45718592966570346182009-10-07T02:11:00.002-04:002009-10-10T01:06:18.647-04:00dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-33770461788526085402009-10-07T02:09:00.002-04:002009-10-10T01:09:03.027-04:00dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-65727862889072804872009-10-07T02:06:00.004-04:002010-01-30T02:39:35.684-05:00<a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Sample-HTML-Markup-and-Resulting-Web-Page">Sample HTML Markup and Resulting Web Page</a><br />Here’s a sample web page and the HTML Markup behind it. The above page contains different components such as image (picture), heading, paragraph, and a list of bulleted items. >>>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-56705810964727866382009-10-07T02:05:00.002-04:002009-10-10T01:12:31.882-04:00dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-79536148192965623752009-10-07T02:03:00.003-04:002010-01-30T02:43:51.035-05:00<a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Kare-Kare-Ox-tail-and-tripe-Recipe">How to Make Kare-Kare (Ox Tail and Tripe in Peanut Sauce)</a><br />The traditional way of cooking Kare-kare is using grounded peanuts and toasted rice. Nowadays, peanut butter (creamy or chunky) can be used as substitute for convenience in preparation. >>>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7201793899933846518.post-20673514293948232432009-10-07T02:00:00.003-04:002010-01-30T02:46:42.761-05:00<a href="http://hubpages.com/_dyesebel10/hub/Magic-Jack-VOIP-Phone-Service-Real-Magic">Magic Jack VOIP Phone Service - Real Magic</a><br />Are you a VOIP user and are looking for methods to make free calls? If this is the case then why not try Magic Jack. I have many relatives and friends in the Philippines who are using it. They sometimes >>>dyesebel10http://www.blogger.com/profile/03801429298579726969noreply@blogger.com0