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2012-01-23T12:11:00.001-08:00

Im so SAD that Mr Mays is Gone!!!!!

2012-01-16T13:08:00.001-08:00

FWD: @Funfacts: The dark side of the moon isn't dark. The sun shines on it just like the side we see.

2012-01-14T18:57:00.001-08:00

I'm bout to see the devil inside! SWEET!

2012-01-13T16:16:00.001-08:00

Douglas is stalking me! He some how got my mom's email and my mom asked me how he got it! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

2012-01-13T11:45:00.001-08:00

Ryan H need to be hunted down and brought to the location of the fight. He waits til last second to show up after Chip leaves

2012-01-12T18:54:00.001-08:00

FWD: Hello Everyone I`m writing this on my phone because I`m grounded from my computer and wanted to "let off some steam."

2012-01-12T12:06:00.003-08:00

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What's New for Fortesscrft Pre Alpha

2011-12-16T15:37:00.000-08:00

As I sit and type this, the 7th patch is rolling right towards completion, I realise that my life has rather been turned upside down… I also realise that Twitter is a pisspoor way of disseminating information and people never find the ‘right’ post on the forums; so I thought I’d take a brief moment to give a sort of status report on where things are!

Right now, my main focus is on FortressCraft; I’ve pledged to keep working on it, so long as the sales go over 1,000/day at least 1 day in every 7. Not that I know if that’s true… the sales figures haven’t been updated since the 22nd of November! The patch will go into peer review, latest, on the 12th of December, meaning that, if all goes well, you should all be playing with doors and minecarts, by the end of next week.
I’d love to sit down and write a big post about the future direction of FortressCraft, but every time I do so, I turn out to be wrong. I follow what the community want so much that it massively derails me from my own plans. I think I’m pretty much reaching the end of where Creative can take me; I’d like to consider scripting, allowing some truly innovative creations in the game, but the main thrust is pretty much there now. Copy and paste is *amazing*.
So what next for FortressCraft? Well, for those of you on the Xbox, you’ll (hopefully) be interested in the Fight, Protect, Survive mode (aka FPS). This should introduce the concept of your character existing on a hostile, alien, robotic world. The first steps towards this have been taken now – there’s a pre-pre-pre-pre-alpha of FPS mode in the 1.1 Alpha (the 7th patch I’m taking a quick break from right now) – feedback is massively welcome!
Future plans there include non-infinite resources, cooperative combat, levelling, gear, stats, and the concept of not being able to be ‘safe’; if you have a long term server, you shouldn’t be able to hole up and be safe forever. That’s no fun ;-)
And yes. Multiple worlds. Ladders. Slopes. Auto rebuilding Spleef arenas. I know!
Outside of the Xbox arena, there’s been quite a lot of (silent) movement towards the PC version. OnLive have been massively helpful here, and I (roughly!!!) predict that the OnLive/PC version of FortressCraft should be available early next year. I’ve literally just bought a touchscreen monitor, in order to add touch/multitouch support to FortressCraft. (TL;DR: FortressCraft will run over OnLive, on your iPhone, iPad, Android phone or Android Tablet… hell yeah!)
After that’s been done, hopefully the normal PC version should also come out. Because I’m a massive nerd, I want to support some of the weird and wonderful setups you can get on the PC; this includes EyeFinity support, stereoscopic 3d, head tracking… ooo yeah. :>
So far, the PC version is working, and I’ve happily got the Pure and Split/Second network coder from BlackRock Studios working on the network code for me.
Outside of FortressCraft (I’d hate to be thought of as a one trick pony!), there’s been lots of work on the OnLive version of Steam Heroes. I’ve been using that as a ‘learning platform’ for the OnLive version of FortressCraft, in order to learn about leaderboards, account profiles, achievements, and all the other stuff we don’t get access to on XBLIG.
I’ve also been working on updating one of my older games, known as SkyKids; I’m aiming for a 128 player online, 2d dogfighting game, with 4 players per Xbox. Again, I want to port this to OnLive, once it’s done.
There’s also been some early talkings about using other games within FortressCraft engine; the engine itself is nearly to the point where this is becoming a reality.
One other thing I’ve not done much talking about, outside of the tester’s chat, is the game with the tentative working title of ‘FortressCraft 2d’. This has been a test bed for some far-future features of FortressCraft. I also need to have a game that supports 350 players on a single screen, by the middle of next year; this should be very slow paced, and thus ideal.
I’ve not talked too much about it, partly as it’s so early in development, partly as I don’t even slightly want to have to fight off and defend OMFG RIPPED OFF TERRARIA comments, but also because I don’t have an artist for this game yet. (Are you a good pixel artist? Capable of working on small animated sprites? Dedicated, hardworking, efficient, talented and experience? Pop me an email or a link with your work, maybe I can use you!) But right now the game has a working pipe and flow system, you can move around and mine things
So there we go, a short update as to where we are. I guess I should read this outloud, for the Youtube part of my community (damn I wish everyone was on a single, central system!). Right now, I have a couple of gnarly bugs to fix before this patch can go to review. (Next post : Peer review, XBLA and AAA submissions)
And the entire post without a single mention of Notch *or* Minecraft!
Ah.

Hello Everyone

2011-12-10T13:19:00.001-08:00

Sorry ive been gone but im back!!!

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2011-11-23T00:43:00.001-08:00

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Mw3 TDM

2011-11-23T00:40:00.001-08:00

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2011-11-23T00:31:00.001-08:00

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2011-11-22T11:12:00.001-08:00

Hello everyone, I`m back!

2011-11-15T15:47:00.001-08:00

I just got my hair cut! I won`t have a mullet for awhile!

2011-11-11T13:43:00.001-08:00

I just got an Osprey Gunner in MW3 but the game ended!

New Videos

2011-11-06T11:58:00.000-08:00

Check out the Duck Song @: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I_0XhdrPH4 (If you have the grapes for it!)

then if your a Chipette/Katy Perry fan(which is none of you.......) go to this link to see my Chipettes-Last Friday Night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C07yXb4Wf1U&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

2011-11-05T10:53:00.001-07:00

I got all gold medals at the karate tournement today! YEAH!

Announcement no not that!

2011-10-26T13:32:00.001-07:00

Hahahaha, I dod the annoconements in my funny creepy voice today it was kinda funny!!!!

Interesting Facts!

2011-10-25T18:44:00.000-07:00

You probably use the internet every day and can't imagine your life without it, but do you know how much time you spend surfing the NET? It's estimated that each month YOU normally visit 58 domains, viewing over 1050 web pages while allocating 45 seconds for each page. Each surfing session lasts approximately 51 min. Generally YOU spend about 25 hours every month on your internet activity!
Surprised?

Fun Interesting Facts .com offer some vital statistics:

Accorting to latest researches only 17% of the worldwide population surf the internet and 19% of all internet users are from United States of America.

Country with the highest percentage of internet users (75% of all population) is Sweden!

In Africa only 3% of people surf the web and the cost per megabyte is highest on the planet.

6 countries still doesn’t have Internet connection at all.

Today Google’s index list contain over 8 billion of web pages. Did you know that Backrub was the original name for Google search engine!

The Internet online users are roughly 35% English speaking, 14% Chinese speaking and 51% speakers of all the other languages in the world.

Super-Affiliate is the best profession in the world! They are making very large incomes ($150,000+ per year) while working from home. They can spent most of their time with family.

According to the latest polls, 32% of American are thinking about starting own home-based online business. You are not alone. Start today and be there first.

Weird Fetishes

2011-10-24T18:36:00.001-07:00

”I think most of us men are guilty of experimenting with some sort of fetish, indulging in a bit of roleplay? maybe being tied up and spanked? or perhaps partaking in a bit of necrophilia? (hopefully not) but if you dig deep enough the Internet can reveal some of the most bizarre and genuine fetishes that people actually enjoy. Here is a list of 10 fetishes that are weirder than your grandad wearing Reebok’s.

1. Symphorophilia

Kicking off the list is the fetish called Symphorophilia which means that a person gets sexually aroused by natural disasters, so if your wondering why you felt the urge to reach for the Kleenex when the Haiti earthquake came on the news, This is why.

2. Klismaphilia

This fetish means a person gets sexual gratification through receiving an enema, I fail to see the attraction myself but just be wary if your mate is overly enthusiastic about having one.

3. Hemotigolagnia

A Hemotigolagniac is someone who gets turned on by ’sanitary pads’ Either used or not, watch out for the dude ramming allways ultra into a shopping trolley whilst dribbling.

4. Harpaxophilia

A Harpaxophiliac gets heavily aroused at the thought of being burgled, this makes me wonder what is wrong with the human race, someone getting their rocks whilst having there Xbox nicked is ludicrous, and I can imagine quite unpleasant for the burglar too!

5. Nasolingus

Picking my your nose and flicking it is a pretty fun past time for many men, but do this around someone with Nasolingus (someone who is aroused by bogeys) you could find yourself in an uncomfortable situation.

6. Parthenophagy

This one is a bit dark, a person with this fetish gets turned on by the thought of eating (not eating out) young girls or virgins, so any virgins should get laid now in case you end up in a stew.

7. Tripsolagnia

A person with this fetish gets sexual pleasure from having there hair shampooed, step away from the Timotei!

8. Avisodomy

Someone who gets sexual gratification from having sex with birds, no wonder Bill Oddie is always smiling, dirty bastard.

9. Catheterophilia

I have no idea why but a person with this fetish gets turned on by ‘catheters’ what they actually do with a catheter to get sexual pleasure from it is a mystery.

10. Nosolagnia

This is weird, a person that has this fetish gets ‘happy’ knowing there partner has a terminal illness….what is wrong with people, a box of tissues and the underwear section of a Kay’s catalogue is just not enough for some people!
Do you know of any weird fetishes? or perhaps your into to some of the ones I have listed, Leave a comment!”

2011-10-20T16:01:00.001-07:00

Douglas Lee got in trouble today in science he was crying like he always does!!!!!!! EVERYONE WAS TALKIN BOUT HIM WHEN HE WAS OUT OF THE ROOM.

2011-10-17T04:11:00.001-07:00

Hello everyone, I am off to school just going into school, might be l8!

I love Freak Encountors

2011-10-16T02:33:00.000-07:00

I am watching freak encounters right know about the jersey devil

Welcome!!

2011-10-16T00:54:00.001-07:00

This is one of my new Blogs Hope you like!!!!