Weli aapan ke totkay

Meri maa ne pakaye "AALU ANDAY"

2011-10-23T13:22:00.000+05:00

Today, I am going to share a very famous dish "AALU ANDAY"

کیونکہ میری ہر بات کے پیچھے میرا تجربہ ہوتا ہے

This is a very well known and popular dish now-a-days but Aapan,s innovation will make it more popular.

Take a big bowl, take 1kg finely cutted peels of potato in it.Because this is a special dish then we,ill add some special things in this dish like Faisalabadi mud,special water,petrol etc.Add 1liter special water in bowl which is taken from famous Faisalabadi dirty channel(Ganda Nala).Add 50gm super glue, 1/2 kg varnish , 3-5 cup mobile oil and 1kg plaster of Paris in this mixture.Now burn the stove carefully.Place a steel pot on the flame and pour this mixture in this pot.

Add 1/2kg egg shells in this mixture and move a big spoon in this mixture continuously.Add 5 kg Faisalabadi mud in it.Raise the flame to maximum under the pot.Now add 2kg crushed glass in this mixture and 9-10 rotten eggs in it.

You will feel a sweet pungent rotten egg smell.

Add 1kg diesel in pot carefully.Now add 2tsp brick masaalah,1kg red chilly powder and 2kg black pepper in it.Place lid on the pot and allow it to cook in its own steam for only 1day.If you will cook it for more than 24 hours then it will be over cooked.At the end, add 1 cup of conc.Sulphuric acid,5-6 tsp conc.HCl and 1 cup of nitric acid in this curry.For garnishing sprinkle Failasalabadi mud on dish and place a egg shell at the center and "AALU ANDAY" is ready.

Enjoy this dish and listen the song about my dish...............

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How to burn a Candle (Exclusive post)

2011-10-22T11:35:00.000+05:00

Today,We will learn how to burn a candle.

کیونکہ میری ہر بات کے پیچھے میرا تجربہ ہوتا ہے

Now, you are thinking "Burn a candle?" What is the difficult thing in it.But it,s not a simple thing.

To burn a candle, first of all we will make a candle but not a simple candle.We will make a special Aapan style candle.

Take 1dozen rotten eggs in a bowl and beat them finely.Add 1cup finely powdered brick in it.This will provide strength to candle.In this way it will be able to stand for more time.Now, add 2tsp bariyani masaalah in it.Add two cup of milk in this mixture.Milk will give whiteness to candle.Add 2 cup Corn floor in this mixture and mix it.Allow this mixture to stand for 1hour.Make different shapes with this mould.

Now, There will be a question in your mind that where is wax.we have not added "Wax" in this candle mixture.I know all ordinary candles are made of wax but as I,ve described before it,s a special Aapan style candle.Take a long acrylic fibre and std it in candle.At the end dip your hands in petrol and apply this petrol on candle.It will provide shine to candle.

Now, we will learn how to burn a candle.Take a match box to burn the candle.As soon as you burn the match strip,your hands will catch fire.But don't panic remove fire with fire extinguisher.Now,try it again.Your hands will again catch fire, again use fire extinguisher.Repeat this process until you will feel that your skin is completely burnt.At last wash your hands with any drink and use burner to burn candle.Now,I am sure you will have come to know that burning a candle is how much difficult.

So,follow the precaution before burning a candle.

I hope you will definitely like it .Don't forget to give me your feed back

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Sensible hair-cutting by Aapan

2011-10-20T18:32:00.000+05:00

Today, I am going to share a fabulous hair-cutting technique.

. کیونکہ میری ہر بات کے پیچھے میرا تجربہ ہوتا ہے
For hair cutting first of all we will have to make a mixture which should be applied on hairs before cutting.
First of all,take a big bowl.Take 1kg wheat flour in it,Add half kg "Faisalabadi mud" in it,Add 1liter water in it and mix it well.Add some orange juice and chocolate in this mixture.Allow it to stand for 1 hour.Now,add one cup chicken stock in this mixture.This is because chicken has a high nutritional value.Now, add 3 scoops of banana ice-cream in it.Banana also has a very high nutritional value.Add 2kg cement in it.Mix these ingredients well to make this mixture homogeneous.
Add some spices like brick masalah,white paint and beach sand etc. Add 2-3tsp of varnish in it.This will give shine to your hairs.Add salt to taste in it.When you feel that you are getting tired.Then stop and allow this to stand again for one hour.

Apply this paste on your hairs and wait for one hour.After one hour wash your head.Now, pass your head through grass cutter.You will get unique hair styles as shown in pictures.

This technique also works on animals as you can see in picture given below.

I hope you will like it..Don't forget to give us your feedback.....
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Instant glowing face

2011-10-19T22:34:00.000+05:00

Today,I am going to share another beauty tip for instant glowing face.

کیونکہ میری ہر بات کے پیچھے میرا تجربہ ہوتا ہے.

This is very simple and short beauty tip, But it,s also very effective.This beauty tip is also unique.

For glowing face ,Take five small LEDs and fix two LEDs in your ears, two in your nostrils and one LED bulb in your mouth.Connect these LED bulbs with wires in such a way that all LEDs have common connecting point.Connect a switch and a battery at this common point.When you will turn on the switch your face will start glowing.This is called instant glowing beauty tip.

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How to make "Jalebi ki Nehari"

2011-10-18T11:58:00.000+05:00

Today, I am going to share one of my master recipies.
کیونکہ میری ہر بات کے پیچھے میرا تجربہ ہوتا ہے

Ingredients

- Cement 2kg

- Stale Jalebi 1kg(small cutted pieces)

- Faisalabadi Mud 400gm

- Small pebbles 2tsp

- Gypsum 2tsp

- Brick powder 3tsp

- Marble 2 small pieces

- Sugar 1 bucket

- Iron (liquid) Half cup

- Iron nails 5-6 pieces

- Sulphuric acid 1 cup

- HCl half cup

First of all, Wash your hands with petrol or kerosene oil because both have same effect.As a precaution bring a fire extinguisher with you keeping in view last two cooking experience.Now take a big bowl,Add 2 kg cement in the bowl and 1 kg small pieces of stale jalebi in it.Add half liter water in this mixture to make a paste like substance.Now add 400gm of famous "Faisalabadi mud" about which i,ve described in my last post.Mix this mixture completely for 24 hours when you feel that your arm-bone is about to break,Then stop and add all the other spices in it like pebbles,crushed gypsum,powdered brick masalah and acidic marble etc.Now, add Half cup of melted iron in it and 1.5 inches iron nails in this mixture.This dish is very healthy because it is full of iron as it is necessary for good health.Add 1 cup of sulphuric acid and half cup of HCl.These acids reduce the basisity of dish so these acids are also helpful for good healthy digestion.Dish out this mixture.Add 5 liter water in this mixture and cook this mixture in pressure cooker at high flame for 2 days.After 2 days Serve it in a beautiful plate.Eat it carefully because it is a highly sustainable food. You will enjoy this dish ,Like this woman (in picture)who is enjoying after eating first bite.

Beauty tip (for glowing face)

2011-10-16T22:09:00.000+05:00

Today I,m going to share a beauty tip for glowing face.

There are many beauticians in Pakistan but I am the perfectionist.

کیونکہ میری ہر بات کے پیچھے میرا تجربہ ہوتا ہے

First of all, take a bowl.Most of beauticians use Multani mud as face pack but we will use Faisalabadi mud which is found near well known Faisalabadi dirty channel (Gandaa Nala).This mud is very good for skin full of nutrition.Take some faisalabadi mud in bowl and add some water which is also taken from that Faisalabadi dirty channel.Mix it finely.Now, add a cup of black shoes polish in it.This will give the mixture a shiny black colour.Add 2 tsp of varnish and 5 tsp of black paint in it.Burn stove carefully as we have very good experiences with fire in last two posts.Heat the mixture at medium flame.Now,add 2 cups of concentrated sulphuric acid carefully.Cook this mixture for 30 minutes.After 30 minutes add 1 cup of perfume (having intense smell) in it.Now, pour this mixture in a glass dish allow it to stand for one hour. After one hour a paste like mixture is formed.Now, give it to your friends to test this cream and also use it yourself.When you apply this cream on your face will glow like a polished shoe as shown in picture.
I have learnt this trick from "Ustad Khan Saab Ditta Mouchi".

How to make "Zalim AAloo"

2011-10-15T14:36:00.000+05:00

First of all,Wash your hands with kerosene oil as I,ve described in last post .But keeping in view last experience we should use Petrol instead of kerosene oil.It will prove more safe.Now, take some big ,slim and handsome potatoes.Take a big and sharp chainsaw as shown in picture to cut 2.5*2.5 size pieces of potatoes.

Place your fingers around the potatoes carefully.Now run chainsaw at full speed to cut potatoes.
After sometime you will feel some pain and you will see some pieces of meat with potatoes.Then you will feel that you have lost your two or more fingers.But (as i,ve described before)these minor injuries are a part of being a chef .Now,show the true spirit and after getting first aid burn stove.Take a match box to burn stove.As soon as you burn the stove your hands will again catch fire.

To solve this problem always keep a fire extinguisher with you because this is a common situation in kitchen.Take a steel pot and wash it with sand which is found near gutter emitting foul water.Now,take 200ml water in this pot and add some mud in it.When this mixture become homogeneous then put cutted potatoes in it.Add small amount of toxic mushrooms ,two goat eggs and three different fertilizers in it.Place a lid on the pot.Raise the flame under the pot to maximum and allowed to cook for 5 hours.After 5 hours check the dish and you will see that "Naswar" is ready.Now, you can either serve it or sell it to a Pathan.
I hope you will like this dish. For more keep waiting friends...
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Right way to boil milk

2011-10-14T11:28:00.000+05:00

First of all, wash your hands with kerosene oil completely then pick a match box to burn the stove.As soon as you burn the stove your hands will catch fire.But don't panic and do'nt cry.It,s a common situation in my kitchen.Just wash your hands with a little more kerosene oil.The fire will become more intense.Now, you can cry for help or you can call for a doctor.Doctor will advice you bed rest for a week.But if you want to become a true chef these minor injuries are a part of being a chef.You will have to show your true spirit .

Now, enter the kitchen take a stainless steel pot and pour one kg milk in it.Flame under the pot should be medium.Put some curd in it.I think it will increase the rate of boiling milk.I am not sure but i think so.Now, wash a pot with a mixture of kerosene ,powdered red chilli and charcoal powder.Pour the milk in this pot.Now raise the flame to maximum and place a lid on pot and allow it to boil for one hour.When you feel an burning smell remove the lid and u will see that you have spoilled your milk.And as according to proverb
"It is useless to cry over split milk"
Throw this pot into trash box.Now go to bazaar , Buy one kg boiled milk and use it according to your wish.
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