Man, it’s been quite a while since doing a post on this blog, and it’s not because I haven’t come across any bullshit either. Seriously the bullshit has been flying thick and fast, I just haven’t had the time to do anything about it. Not my fault really considering how I am only one man and all and when you think about it there’s just so much shit happening in this world of ours.

To make it up to you I want to keep this post to be BS free which is why I’m posting a video of a joke I did on YouTube

Anyway, I certainly hope you enjoyed it enough to recommend it to all your friends.

That was a pretty old joke so some of you old timers may remember it and perhaps a lot of you younger folk will appreciate some old humour.

I hate it when assholes try to appeal to peoples greed or need for money in order to try and scam some money out of them. In my opinion that is really low but it’s even lower when they try to appeal to their Christian sensibility by bringing God into it and even mentioning a passage in the Bible!

Then you add to the equation the fact they try to appeal to a person’s humanity by trying to make them feel sorry for them, ergo the dying from cancer story, now that is really despicable. Just so you can see how low they really are, and so you don’t get sucked in if you get this email, I’ve posted a copy for you.

Urgent Assistance
Dear Sir/Madam

After going through your profile I decided to contact you for friendship
and assistance and distribution of my inheritance, I have to say that I
have no intentions of causing you any Pains so I decided to contact you
through this medium. I got your Contact through a personal search via
the internet. As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me,
because, I Believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Sarah May I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what
I have to you/ church/charity Organizations. I was diagnosed with
esophageal Cancer for about 7 Years ago; I am married to Sir Gerald
Allport who worked with British Judicial Commission in Chelsea England
for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 2004. We
were married for fifteen years without a child and he has left me
everything he worked for.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared
for anyone. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focus on my self as that was the only thing I
Cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to
life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I
believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know
My time is near I have been touched by God to donate from what I have
Inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than
Allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the
U.A.E, London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly,
I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to
Close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to
Charity organization in Bulgaria; they refused and kept the money to
themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended
with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge
Cash deposit that I have with Financial Firm Abroad .I will want you to
Help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations
And let them know that it is me Sarah May that is making this Generous
donation.

I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I
wait for my time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist
me with good heart Please pray that the good Lord forgives me my sins. I
have asked God to Forgive me and I believe he has because He is a
merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than few days.
I decided to WILL/donate the money to you for the good work of the lord,
And also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the
Assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit
This money and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor
Persons and I do not want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused
Or spent in the manner in which my late husband did not specify. At the
moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the Fact that
my relatives are around me and my health status. I wish you All the best
and May the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use The funds
well and always extend the good work to others.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize
my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t
Want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,

Sarah May Mrs.

Please contact me through the email address below: I’m a poor excuse for a human@aol.com

Naturally I changed the email address, no point in promoting it is there?   Obviously this email is the forerunner for a phishing scam and there is a good chance that anyone foolish enough to respond to it would get sucked in. Don’t let it be you.

I have just received an email from PayPal which looks completely legit, especially as it is addressed to me personally, but I believe it to be a total scam.  This is the email.

Notice of Policy Updates

Dear Peter Pelliccia,PayPal recently posted a new Policy Update. You can view this Policy Update by logging in to your PayPal account. To log in to your account, go to https://www.paypal.com.au and enter your member log in information. Once you are logged in, look at the Notifications section on the top right side of the page for the latest Policy Updates.

If you need help logging in, go to our Help Center by clicking the Help link located in the upper right-hand corner of any PayPal page.

Kind Regards,
PayPal Australia

 

The problem is the link withing the email takes you to the following url https://email-edg.paypal.com/r/EKDHPWQ/GILQ/IPUS5/8JGL/YHWFO/PP/h which the redirects you to this one http://www.paypal.com.au/au? Normally PayPal uses a secure site which you can tell from the url starting with https://!

Perhaps the email is legitimate but I have never known PayPal to redirect urls before. I don’t know about you but I’m not taking any chances. I logging in the good old way just to make sure I don’t get sucked in to any phishing scam.

OK, did that and as it turns out there is a policy update, but I still don’t trust that email and if I was you I wouldn’t click on that link.

I’ve just finished watching Julia Gillard, Greg Combet the Minister for climate change and energy efficiency and our esteemed second in charge Wayne Swan. They were on National TV trying to sell their carbon tax. I noticed while they were crapping on that they had a website, cleanenergy.gov.au as it was listed under the telecast. Don’t bother going there though because at the time of me posting this it didn’t exist. OK, the actual website should be cleanenergyfuture.gov.au! If they can’t even make sure their website goes live on time what hope have we that they got they got their modelling right.

The whole point of that telecast was to get the electorate to believe that they will be better off under the carbon tax. To help sell this idea they’re offering a lot to help sweeten the deal, things like;

• Nine out of ten households will be compensated with tax cuts. That’s around 6 million households! I think they plan to do that by lifting the tax free threshold to 18000
• Single pensioners will get $338 per year whilst pensioner couples get $510 per year.
• Then there was a whole lot of malarky where they will be spending billions of dollars to ensure people in those industries that will get hardest by this tax will not be effected.

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Personally I can’t see how they can factor in all the variables into their modelling. They can’t know how much those companies will pass onto their customers and knowing them they will use favourable figures because they have to make the model look favourable to the Australian public. If say the electricity companies decide to pass it onto their customers, say the manufacturers, who will pass it onto their customers, let’s say the wholesalers who will pass it onto their cutovers and so on and so on. That’s not even including all the steps in between such as transport costs and the like. Do they really believe that an insignificant amount of $500 a year will cover those costs?

I’ve done a lot of posts on this blog warning people of all those lottery scams out there. Truth be told though, although a legitimate lottery site would never email you of a win when you never bought a ticket, there are online sites where you can buy lottery tickets safely. Having said that I’m sure there are also sites who would gladly take your money giving you absolutely nothing in return, which is why I decided to start my own Buy Online Lottery Tickets site.

While you cannot actually buy tickets from the site itself it will guide you to online lottery ticket agents, as well as provide a lot of what I hope to be interesting articles. Truth be told there are a lot of reasons for buying your tickets online and I’ve listed the Top Five Reasons For Buying Your Lottery Tickets Online. My favourites being not having to go out to get them and the fact that I never have to worry about losing a ticket again.

If you’ve yet to experience the ease of buying your lottery tickets online, not to mention the fact that you can actually buy a ticket from almost any of the worlds lottery draws, you should really go and check out my latest site.

I did a post a short while ago called Should Australia Accept All Boat People As Asylum Seekers? and I ended that post with the following;

I have no objection accepting them as genuine asylum seekers once they have been fully processed, but until then I expect them to behave in a peaceful manner

Why was I not surprised when I woke up to hear that rioters had torched the Villawood detention centre? Perhaps where they come from violence is the accepted solution when things don’t go their way but it’s definitely not the right thing to do if you’re wanting to be accepted into Australia. It appears that the riot was spurred by rejected asylum seekers, but what I want to know is why these people who had their claim rejected allowed to stay with the general population where they could fuel this riot with their anger at not getting their way?

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The fault would have to rest with the current government whose weakened policies allowed the large influx of boat people. I understand that they do not like to be kept incarcerated in detention centres but they have to understand that they have entered our shores illegally and they have to be processed before they can be accepted as refugees. A process that would probably go a lot faster if they had not destroyed all their papers before coming here. What’s with that anyway, I mean what have they to hide?

Also, it must be awful to be kept behind laser wire but surely its better than the country they are running away from, a country where they feared for their lives? As awful as it must be I’m sure they are better off than all the homeless Australians who have no idea where their next meal is coming from? At least they have a roof over their heads, access to food, a computer room,  and a medical centre. At least they did before the rioters torched the computer room, kitchen and medical centre.

They want to be treated humanely and yet they act like animals throwing roof tiles and whatever else they could find at fire fighters and policemen. How fortunate for them that they are in Australia because had they acted in such a manner in their homeland I’m sure their government would not be so lenient with them.

I only hope that those behind the riots are dealt with swiftly and that they are not allowed refugee status. We do not need people who take the law into their own hands every time things do not go their way.

After stabbing Rudd in the back last year Julia Gillard proceeds to stab Australians in the back by lying about the carbon tax. Now she tells us she changed her mind because it was necessary, much to the disgust of many Australians. Let’s remember that the Labor government got in by the skin of their teeth in the last election, one they would have lost had they not promised that a carbon would not be part of their policy.

What I cam’t work out is how this carbon tax is going to change anything other than adding a huge burden on most Australians.  What makes it worse is that no-one knows what the carbon tax involves. You would think she would have the brains to work out how it was all going to work before making the reversal.

So, let’s ay that they tax those bad boys who are producing most of the carbon, what do you think their reaction will be? Yep, they will up their prices which means they are no worse off. If anything they could actually increase the prices to an extent where they are actually better off. If that’s the case why would they worry about the carbon tax at all.

Let’s say that they can do something more efficiently why aren’t they doing it now. Obviously the cost is too great otherwise they would have done it by now. Considering they have the added cost of the carbon tax where are they going to get the money to make the changes required to reduce the amount of carbon they produce?

Julia says that they will use the carbon tax collected to help those in a lower income. What happens to the rest of it? Will it be used to line the politician’s pockets? Isn’t funny how we have to tighten out belts where they increase their salary?

One of the arguments I’ve seen supporting the carbon tax is they say that Australians are one of the largest carbon produces per capita. I reckon one of the reasons for this is because of Australia’s size and the fact that we have to transport goods over a larger area than the smaller countries. That and the fact that most of our power is produced by burning coal. Perhaps if we could build some nuclear generators, but no the Greens won’t have that.

I honestly feel that this carbon tax will cause more harm than good and apart from costing us more it will also cost jobs and perhaps even go as far as forcing more companied overseas where carbon tax does not exist.

No bullshit, I sometimes wonder about the people running this country of ours. What really pisses me off is that the opposition is just as quiet about the latest fiasco to hit Aussie shores. I’m referring to the foreign land grab where foreign investors are being allowed to buy up prime agricultural land and water rights without anyone monitoring what is going on. No-one knows how much has been sold or is still being sold and no-one seems to care.

If this goes unchecked it could turn out to be a catastrophe! You don’t believe me? Then answer me this; What are the most important things that are required to sustain life? The obvious answer is food and water, so by selling off our prime agricultural land and water rights we may as well hand our country over to the foreigners. I’m not kidding, by giving them our most prized possession we are putting our heads on the chopping block. Once they control enough farmland and water they don’t have to invade Australia to take control, they just have to stop the food and water supply until we capitulate.

OK, that may be a little on the extreme side but it’s always a possibility were we to lose control of our land. Our farmers are already struggling because of the cheaper imports that are flooding our markets. Many are going broke meaning less produce being grown causing higher prices leading to cheaper imports.

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We could help our farmers if everyone stopped buying foreign produce, but this is bloody impossible because of our stupid labelling laws, laws which Nick Xenophon, in his Senate Debate, calls a joke.

So, what are we going to do about it? We have to call our local MP’s telling them that this bullshit just isn’t on and that we want it to stop. These dumb ass politicians may be running the country but they seem to forget that they work for us and if they don’t do what we want, and we want what is best for our beautiful country, then we will kick them out.

There is one other thing you can do and that is to visit Leon Byner‘s Don’t Sell Australia Short FaceBook fan page. Go there, leave a comment and like it. To date it has 4371 likes and it can do with a lot more as Leon will be presenting this to the politicians to show them how we feel about this matter.

Man, I can’t believe the crap you can get in your inbox these days. This latest one is supposedly from the FBI saying that with their help I’ve been cleared to receive some $850,ooo. What, they haven’t got enough on their plate that they have the time to have a “Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization.” all for some Aussie that lives clear over the other side of the world that they’ve never heard of, and all without me even asking them to step in?

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And to think that all I have to do is to send them some money to cover the cost of releasing the money to me! Not to mention they also require my name, address and preferred method of payment. Are they for real? Not only is this a phishing scam, they’re also trying to suck some money out of me. And what is it with these people insisting on using email providers such as Gmail, yahoo and the like? What professional uses that crap anyway?

I must admit warning me to disregard emails from impostors claiming to be in possession of my ATM card is hilarious, especially when you consider the source of the advice. Assholes!

And where do they get off charging $480 in fees to ship the ATM card? Anyway, this is the email.

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:

Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $850,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their
Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2015. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by MARCH 09 2011 you will only need to pay $150 instead of $420 saving you $270 So if you pay before March 08, 2011 you save $150 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $150.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name: Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: EO 989 255 511 US (www.usps.com)
Name: Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 873944886796 (www.fedex.com/us)

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, Thace United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $150.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $480 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $150 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $850,000.00 you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Andrew Morgan with the information below,

Email: andrewmorgan10@yahoo.com
You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:

Your full Name..
Your Address:…………..
Home/Cell Phone:…………..
Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Miss Donna Story
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with James Richard of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

If you get this be warned it is total bullshit! Just delete the email. Do not reply to it, even for the sake of telling them you didn’t fall for their ruse because if you do this you’re telling them they have a legitimate address and you will be opening the doors to a lot more spam

When a politician is fighting to win or retain government they will all make promises to win over the electorate. We as the public expect them to keep their promises wherever possible. In the last election on of the hot topics of discussion was the carbon tax and Julia knowing the were not hot on having one promised the Australia public that while in government she would not introduce a carbon tax. Don’t believe me? Watch this video.

There are a lot of videos on YouTube showing just the promise but I’ve chosen this one because it shows her trying to get around it. Like one of the reporters asked her why not just say you changed your mind? Because that would mean admitting she was wrong and she much rather try to baffle the Australian public with her bullshit.

In the AdelaideNow online poll asking whether people supported a price on carbon almost 20000 people responded and 84% said no! And so they should because putting a price on carbon is more than just an extra tax, one that may cost Australians an extra $20 per week, it could cripple Australian industry forcing some to go overseas and the smaller companies to close down. This is understandable because it makes us even more uncompetitive when forced to compete on a market where many countries do not have a carbon tax.

What I don’t understand is how it will reduce the amount of carbon spewed out into the atmosphere it all we’re doing is charging companies for the amount of carbon produced. So in essence they will still be producing carbon but paying for it and then passing the cost onto everyone else. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Personally I think they should introduce nuclear energy and it’s the only one able to produce enough electricity to support the nation. Wind energy and the like just can’t produce enough and it’s cost is way higher.

Just to finish off I’d like to end with the following video titled Julia Gillard Carbon Tax – The Lies In Your Eyes.