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		<title>SA Labor Party Trying To Put Blame On The Liberal Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever a Labor MP comes across a group of people who are irate about the way labor is governing South Australia they always like to blame it on the Liberals as being some sort of Liberal political stunt. Whether it&#8217;s because of the St. Clair land swap deal or the selling of the Chelsea Cinema, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F02%2F07%2Fsa-labor-party-trying-to-put-blame-on-the-liberal-party%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F02%2F07%2Fsa-labor-party-trying-to-put-blame-on-the-liberal-party%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Whenever a Labor MP comes across a group of people who are irate about the way labor is governing South Australia they always like to blame it on the Liberals as being some sort of Liberal political stunt. Whether it&#8217;s because of the <a title="many disgruntled residents over this" href="http://www.loadofbullshit.com/2009/11/24/charles-sturt-council-defies-rate-payers-wishes-over-st-clair-land-swap/" target="_blank">St. Clair land swap</a> deal or the selling of the <a title="very unhappy about this" href="http://www.loadofbullshit.com/2009/11/21/burnisde-council-hell-bent-on-selling-the-chelsea-theatre/" target="_blank">Chelsea Cinema</a>, both local council problems, for some reason according to Labor, the Liberals are involved.</p>
<p>Only last week the <strong>Attorney-General <a class="zem_slink" title="Michael Atkinson" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Atkinson">Michael Atkinson</a></strong> tried to introduce a law that was almost draconian in nature, something that you would expect from a communist state and not from a democratic country such as Australia. Atkinson tried to introduce censorship laws that would force people to use their real name, along with their post code, when they were commenting on the internet, via blogs etc., during an election. He defended this law saying that it would prevent people putting bogus claims on the internet under phony names. On Radio 5AA while talking to Leon Byner he claimed the new law was necessary to prevent people such as Aaron Fornarino. Apparently Aaron regularly posts comments on <strong><a class="zem_slink" title="The Advertiser (Adelaide)" rel="homepage" href="http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/">AdelaideNow</a></strong> and according to Atkinson he doesn&#8217;t exist and was an obvious <a class="zem_slink" title="Liberal Party of Australia" rel="homepage" href="http://www.liberal.org.au/">Liberal Party</a> plant.</p>
<p>Turns out <strong><a title="Atinson foot in mouth again" href="http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/mike-meet-aaron-he-lives-500m-from-your-office/story-e6frea6u-1225826082741" target="_blank">Aaron Fornarino</a></strong> does exist and lives in his electorate. Naturally after this major stuff up and because of the huge uproar from everyone he did a huge back flip over the whole thing.</p>
<p>Well, it seems that another Labor MP, not wishing to be outdone for stupidity by her colleague, decides to put her foot firmly in her mouth while passing a public rally defending mental health and sexual abuse issues. I&#8217;m pretty sure she did not know this video existed when Hon JENNIFER RANKINE MP was talking to Leon Byner on Radio 5AA. She insisted the rally was organized by the Liberals when it fact it wasn&#8217;t. it was actually organized by some independents but no, she would have none of that!</p>
<p>As you can see from the video, the public are none to pleased with what she had to say. The angry uproar prevents us from hearing all of her spin but what is clearly heard is her saying &#8220;Happy to address a Liberal Party Rally&#8221;. When will they get it through their thick heads that  there are people out their, who are not affiliated with the Liberal party, that are not happy with the way certain things are being handled by the current Labor Government.<br />
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		<title>You Can Make Money On Twitter But Beware Twitter Scams</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scams are rife everywhere on the net so why should it be any different with Twitter. For those of you who are not aware of Twitter I reckon you must have been hibernating somewhere and it&#8217;s now time for you to wake up and listen to the Tweets. Be careful who you follow though because [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F02%2F06%2Fyou-can-make-money-on-twitter-but-beware-twitter-scams%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F02%2F06%2Fyou-can-make-money-on-twitter-but-beware-twitter-scams%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Scams are rife everywhere on the net so why should it be any different with <a class="zem_slink" title="Twitter" rel="homepage" href="http://twitter.com">Twitter</a>. For those of you who are not aware of Twitter I reckon you must have been hibernating somewhere and it&#8217;s now time for you to wake up and listen to the Tweets. Be careful who you follow though because it could be sweet music to your ears or it could excruciating babble.</p>
<p>Twitter would have to be the most popular social networking site that allows users to send and read short messages, up to 140 characters, that are known as tweets. Before telling you of an honest and legitimate what in which Twitter users can make money I want you to read this special report depicting a <strong><a title="scams are everywhere" href="http://www.wmctv.com/global/story.asp?s=11920944" target="_blank">Twitter Scam</a></strong>! It&#8217;s sounds like nothing more than a <a class="zem_slink" title="Pyramid scheme" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_scheme">pyramid scheme</a> where you have to pay to get involved and then you make money by ripping other people off by sucking them into the same scheme.</p>
<p><a href="http://bit.ly/920t6Y"><img class="alignleft" style="border: 3px solid black; margin: 3px;" src="https://app.sponsoredtweets.com/images/tweeter_signup_125_2.jpg" alt="SponsoredTweets referral badge" width="125" height="125" /></a>The thing is there are a lot of legitimate ways to make money on the Net, and including <strong><a title="advertisers pay per tweet" href="http://bit.ly/920t6Y" target="_blank">Sponsored Tweets</a></strong>!  Sponsored Tweets act as an intermediary between you and the advertisers who will pay you for tweets. There are some who may be worried about losing followers if they start tweeting Sponsored Tweets but there is no need to worry because all Tweets have to be mandatory disclosed, this from their ethics page.</p>
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<blockquote><p>SponsoredTweets.com facilitates an open relationship between our Tweeters and Advertisers. The Tweeters that engage in a sponsored tweets program are required to disclose their relationship with marketers in their communications with other consumers. Our platform programmatically requires disclosure from all participants, applying standards and compliance system wide.</p>
<p>We comply with FTC regulations that state, “When there exists a connection between the endorser and the seller of the advertised product which might materially affect the weight or credibility of the endorsement (i.e., the connection is not reasonably expected by the audience) such connection must be fully disclosed.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p>The way it works is, once a member, you get a DM, or email whichever you choose, from an advertiser wanting you to tweet their product or service. You would then decide whether or not it’s one you would promote. If you’re agreeable you would tweet the ad with the relevant prefix letting your followers know that the tweet is a sponsored one. Sometimes the tweet will not be published until the ad is approved, but once it’s out there you will be paid.</p>
<p>As you have complete control over what you tweet you only tweet the ones you are happy with, and as long as you don&#8217;t go crazy no-one is going to mind. Some of them may even fit in within your niche adding value to your tweets.</p>
<p>How much does it cost to join? Nothing, it is absolutely free! Anyone can be a member as long as they fulfill the following criteria.</p>
<p>- 60 days on Twitter<br />
- 100 Tweets<br />
- 100 Followers</p>
<p>Most Twitter users would be able to have instant access. If you&#8217;re not a twitter member you could be missing out on a lot of fun as well as having the opportunity to make a bit of extra cash. For those of you who are new to Twitter I highly recommend you read <a title="real awesome twitter tips" href="http://www.bloggodown.com/2009/07/50-awesome-twitter-tips-to-become-pro.html" target="_blank">50+ Awesome Twitter Tips To Become A Pro</a>.</p>
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		<title>Beware Some Squeeze Pages As They Could Suck You In</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I actually posted the article you are about to read on Wassup Blog and I thought about just linking to it but seeing as how most people don&#8217;t follow links I thought I would post it here in it&#8217;s entirety. The reasons are twofold.

 Seeing as how many people abuse squeeze pages and email lists [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F02%2F05%2Fbeware-some-squeeze-pages-as-they-could-suck-you-in%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F02%2F05%2Fbeware-some-squeeze-pages-as-they-could-suck-you-in%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>I actually posted the article you are about to read on <a title="A bloody good blog" href="http://wassupblog.com/" target="_blank">Wassup Blog</a> and I thought about just linking to it but seeing as how most people don&#8217;t follow links I thought I would post it here in it&#8217;s entirety. The reasons are twofold.</p>
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<li> Seeing as how many people abuse squeeze pages and email lists I thought it only fitting, because it&#8217;s pretty well bullshit, that it should be posted on this blog.</li>
<li>I thinks it&#8217;s important to all the newbie web surfers out there that they should be warned about what to expect when subscribing to these things.</li>
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<p>I would dare to suggest that almost everyone who surfs the net regularly has been exposed to a <strong>Squeeze Page</strong> at one time or another, even though they may not have known at the time that was what it was called. I remember the first time I was ever exposed to a <strong>Squeeze Page</strong> was also the first time I got sucked into a scam. That was the time I paid good money for what was supposed to be an extensive list of companies who were willing to pay me for taking surveys. A lot of the stuff on that list was either duplicated or pure BS, and what really pissed me of was that it was all available on the net for Free!</p>
<p>For those of you who are not sure what a Squeeze Page is, it&#8217;s usually a single web page designed solely for one purpose, to squeeze something out of you. While sometimes they will try to sell you a system that will make you an almost instant millionaire, normally all they want is your email address so they can add you to their <strong><a class="zem_slink" title="Electronic mailing list" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_mailing_list">email list</a></strong>.</p>
<p>You could almost liken the Squeeze Page to that annoying salesman who has his foot in the door, or to those ads on TV that always promise, &#8216;and there is more!&#8217; Some of these pages seem to never end. They are filled with so many sales pitches and promises that&#8217;s it&#8217;s no wonder that many people fall for them. These email lists are so important to the <strong>internet marketer</strong> that a lot of the time they will give away free eBooks and the like just so they can get you on their email list.</p>
<p>Why all the hype about having your email as part of their list? It&#8217;s so they can target you later for something that they have to sell. Something that will show you how to grow your own list, or perhaps even a tasty morsel that is proven to get you thousands of good quality backlinks.  Here&#8217;s a snippet of one I got today.</p>
<blockquote><p>Hey Sire,</p>
<p>Do you want to know what the quickest  way to make money online is?&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got the answer here: (followed be a link)</p></blockquote>
<p>Where did it take me? To another Squeeze Page of course.  I don&#8217;t have any problem with Squeeze Pages if all they are used for is to sell a particular product. I&#8217;m sure that most people believe that by committing their email address it&#8217;s just so they can get their hands on that product. I wonder how many people realize that by subscribing they are opening up their doors to all sorts of offers, perhaps not even related to the product they signed up for in the first place.</p>
<p>I wonder if perhaps they should expand the <a title="How fair is the FTC Guidelines" href="http://wassupblog.com/the-new-ftc-guidelines-how-fair-is-it/" target="_blank">FTC Guidelines</a> to include a disclaimer on Squeeze Pages. Perhaps something along these lines.</p>
<blockquote><p>I hereby swear that by subscribing to this course, webinar, free eBook or whatever, I realize that I have opened up Pandora&#8217;s box and you can freely send me any scheme or offer that you so wish and as often as you like.</p></blockquote>
<p>OK, OK, that may be a bit over the top, but don&#8217;t you think it would be nice if they were to tell you exactly what you were in for when you subscribe to something? Would you still take up the offer of the free eBook if you knew it didn&#8217;t stop there and that there would be more sales pitches to sell you a product?</p>
<p>I know that a lot of <strong>internet marketers</strong> out there are doing the right thing but I bet that there a just as many who aren&#8217;t. I also know that a lot of people know exactly what they&#8217;re in for when subscribing, but I bet you there are just as many who don&#8217;t. I know I didn&#8217;t. All I&#8217;m saying is that it would be nice if every Squeeze Page came with a little disclosure explaining exactly what you are up for when you hit that submit button.</p>
<p>One of my the guys who commented on that particular post said that I should have mentioned that you can unsubscribe from the email lists if you so wish. This is true, but what a pain in the ass to have to go through all that when it would have been better if you never subscribed at all, especially if you signed up to a shonky one who could even sell off your email to other unscrupulous characters.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know that there will be some people out there that will say that I pick on Rudd because I am a Liberal supporter, but that is only part of the reason. The fact is he does the most stupidest things that I can&#8217;t help but to make others aware of it. If the Liberals [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F26%2Fwhy-i-think-rudd-is-a-bloody-idiot%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F26%2Fwhy-i-think-rudd-is-a-bloody-idiot%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>I know that there will be some people out there that will say that I pick on Rudd because I am a Liberal supporter, but that is only part of the reason. The fact is he does the most stupidest things that I can&#8217;t help but to make others aware of it. If the Liberals were in power and Tony Abbot was considering such action I would be just as outraged.</p>
<p>Today I was listening to a <a title="Rudd gobbledegook" href="http://www.fiveaa.com.au/Audio_Prime-Minister-Kevin-Rudd-talks-to-Leon-Byner_95758" target="_blank">conversation</a> he was having with 5AA&#8217;s radial personality <a class="zem_slink" title="Leon Byner" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Byner">Leon Byner</a> where Leon asks his stance on on importing meat from countries where <a class="zem_slink" title="Bovine spongiform encephalopathy" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy">mad cow disease</a> has been present. Remember that at the moment we do not allow this which is why we are currently free from this disease.</p>
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<p>Rudd insist that they will take a conservative approach, that they will take clear &#8216;advice from the Australian Quarantine authorities&#8217; and those of other experts around the world. He actually repeats at least three times that they will <strong>take the best advice </strong>before making a decision. Personally I think the decision has already been made otherwise they wouldn&#8217;t even consider such a stupid move.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not an expert but I&#8217;ve done a bit of research and I&#8217;ve found some interesting facts.</p>
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<li>There is no cure for someone contracting this disease, it is 100% fatal</li>
<li>Cooking beef does not make it safe, you eat cooked infected beef and you&#8217;re liable to get the disease.</li>
<li>Once infected there is a long <a title="We're talking years here" href="http://www.emedicinehealth.com/mad_cow_disease_and_variant_creutzfeldt-jakob_dis/article_em.htm" target="_blank">incubation</a> before someone shows enough symptoms for it to be diagnosed, not that it will make any difference when you consider the mortality rate.</li>
<li>The <strong><a title="But Rudd Will accept meat from them" href="http://www.giveblood.redcross.org.au/page.aspx?IDDataTreeMenu=88" target="_blank">Australian Red Cross</a></strong> will not accept blood from anybody who has visited an infected region.</li>
<li>Our current <strong><a title="at least give us the right to choose" href="http://newmatilda.com/2009/10/27/may-contain-traces-mad-cow" target="_blank">labelling laws</a></strong> mean that you will have no idea whether you are buying meat or a meat product that was sourced from an infected country.</li>
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<p>The only way to ensure we are kept safe from mad cow disease is to keep the current quarantine laws. No amount of extra revenue is worth it if it puts Australian at risk, especially considering the incubation period, so by the time we have found out we&#8217;ve been infected it would already be too late.</p>
<p>As for taking the best advice before making the right decision, we all know how that will pan out. It will depend on who gives the advice and who&#8217;s backing them. It will also depend on political reasons and who is behind the current push. I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s the meat industry, more likely its more to do with the meat processing side of it and I believe most of the big processing companies have major overseas interest.</p>
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		<title>Where The Bloody Hell Are You…….</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australians have been know to come up with some pretty good commercials and ads. You may remember the one the Tourism people put out called Where The Bloody Hell Are You. This ad featured a lot of the beautiful spots that Australia has to offer and finished off with a beaut sheila in a biking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F22%2Fwhere-the-bloody-hell-are-you%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F22%2Fwhere-the-bloody-hell-are-you%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Australians have been know to come up with some pretty good commercials and ads. You may remember the one the Tourism people put out called Where The Bloody Hell Are You. This ad featured a lot of the beautiful spots that Australia has to offer and finished off with a beaut sheila in a biking saying those very lines.</p>
<p>Well it seems that someone has taken it a little further. Just check out this video.<br />
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		<title>Has Kevin Rudd And The Labor Party Been Infected By Mad Cows Disease</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has only just come in. Rudd has secretly flown to England with several ministers for and impromptu meeting with the Queen. Unbeknown to him whilst in the palace, some of the conversations were overheard by certain persons who wish to remain anonymous.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F22%2Fhas-kevin-rudd-and-the-labor-party-been-infected-by-mad-cows-disease%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F22%2Fhas-kevin-rudd-and-the-labor-party-been-infected-by-mad-cows-disease%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>This has only just come in. Rudd has secretly flown to England with several ministers for and impromptu meeting with the Queen. Unbeknown to him whilst in the palace, some of the conversations were overheard by certain persons who wish to remain anonymous.</p>
<p>Here is an excerpt of some of those conversations that all Aussies should know about as shows us an glimpse into the characters of those politicians that are in charge of our country. We start off with a question from Kevin Rudd.</p>
<p>He asks her, &#8220;Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient<br />
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; says the Queen, &#8220;the most important thing is to surround<br />
yourself with intelligent people.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rudd frowns &#8220;But how do I know the people around me are really<br />
intelligent?&#8221;</p>
<p>The Queen takes a sip of tea. &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s easy. You just ask them to<br />
answer an intelligent riddle.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. &#8220;Please send<br />
Gordon Brown in here, would you?&#8221;</p>
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<p>Brown walks into the room. &#8220;Yes, my Queen?&#8221;<br />
The Queen smiles. &#8220;Answer me this, please, Gordon. Your mother and<br />
father have a child. It is not your brother<br />
and it is not your sister. Who is it?&#8221;</p>
<p>Without pausing for a moment, Gordon Brown answers, &#8220;That would be me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes! Very good,&#8221; says the Queen.</p>
<p>Rudd goes back home to ask Wayne Swan, his Treasurer, the same<br />
question.</p>
<p>&#8220;Wayne! Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child<br />
It&#8217;s not your brother and it&#8217;s not your sister. Who is it?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure,&#8221; says Swan. &#8220;Let me get back to you on that one.&#8221;<br />
He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him<br />
an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men&#8217;s room and recognizes<br />
Tony Abbott&#8217;s shoes in the next stall.</p>
<p>Swan asks Abbott, &#8220;Tony! Can you answer this for me? Your mother<br />
and father have a child and it&#8217;s not your brother or your sister.<br />
Who is it?&#8221;</p>
<p>Tony Abbott yells back, &#8220;That&#8217;s easy. It&#8217;s me!&#8221;</p>
<p>Swan smiles, and says, &#8220;Thanks Tony!&#8221; Then, he goes back to speak with Rudd.</p>
<p>&#8220;Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It&#8217;s<br />
Tony Abbott.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rudd gets up, stomps over to Swan, and angrily yells into his face</p>
<p>&#8220;No, you idiot! It&#8217;s Gordon Brown!&#8221;</p>
<p>Seriously though, after reading this <a title="Rudd and his cronies must be bloody idiots" href="http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/beef-from-mad-cow-countries-cleared/story-e6frg6nf-1225817869396?from=public_rss" target="_blank">article</a> I wonder if our politicians have gone stark raving mad. Here we have a meat industry that is so pristine and respected by others and this moron is willing to throw all of that for the sake of some export deals?</p>
<p>Money aside, how about the health and welfare of out citizens. Do we really wish to be exposed to a life threatening disease. I think it&#8217;s outrageous that he hasn&#8217;t even considered to consult the Aussie public. What makes it worse is that because of our inadequate labeling laws we won&#8217;t even know where the meat we buy is coming from.</p>
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<p>Considering that we produce more than enough meat for our population, good, top quality, uninfected meat why on earth would we want to import meat from countries infected with mad cows disease.<br />
As Aussies we shouldn&#8217;t be taking this sitting down. Write to your local member and tell them we don&#8217;t want this stuff, no matter how small the chances of infection, and that we also want proper labeling laws so that we know when we are buying true Australian products.</p>
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		<title>Netherland Star Prize Lotto A Lot Of Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofbullshit.com/2010/01/11/netherland-star-prize-lotto-a-lot-of-bullshit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 08:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh My Gosh, 2010 has only just started and already I&#8217;ve won the Netherland Star Prize. Sorry, should that be the Netherlands Star Prize? Is it possible that their spelling is as bogus as their prize money?
Netherland Star Prize
Ref: DXF502117NLP
Batch:  BGS4096118VIP
Winning No: AMS7412/01NL
We are delighted to inform you  of our Lucky days lotto [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F11%2Fnetherland-star-prize-lotto-a-lot-of-bullshit%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F11%2Fnetherland-star-prize-lotto-a-lot-of-bullshit%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Oh My Gosh, 2010 has only just started and already I&#8217;ve won the Netherland Star Prize. Sorry, should that be the Netherlands Star Prize? Is it possible that their spelling is as bogus as their prize money?</p>
<blockquote><p>Netherland Star Prize</p>
<p>Ref: DXF502117NLP<br />
Batch:  BGS4096118VIP<br />
Winning No: AMS7412/01NL</p>
<p>We are delighted to inform you  of our Lucky days lotto prize award held on<br />
the 24th of December 2009, from  Den Haag Netherlands. This lotto awards is<br />
fully based on an electronic  selection, Winners were picked by<br />
computerized system, drawn from over  43,000,000 companies and individuals e-mail addresses worldwide. This draws  were officially announced 8th of January 2010, Your email ID has hereby been  approved a lump sum pay out of €950,580,00 Euro in cash credit file  Ref:NLG405/61WSP from the total cash prize of €3,802,320 Euro shared amongst  Five lucky winners in<br />
difference category, PS7,NR3,PG9,  DF1,PSS4.</p>
<p>Simply contact Our Foreign Financial Office of De Vsb Security  Company<br />
for your prize claim immediately.</p>
<p>Mr. Frank Roberts,<br />
Tel  +31-684-874-123,<br />
e-mail: internadept09@aol.com</p>
<p>Congratulations!!  once again.</p>
<p>Yours in service,<br />
MRS. Cartrina Zeynep<br />
Public Relations  Officer<br />
Netherlands Lucky Day Lotto</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, hang on a second, it seems that they got the spelling right at the end, but no matter this email is still 100% BULLSHIT, and you all should know the drill in regards to what should be done with it.  Delete and disregard, this email as all they want is to rip you off.</p>
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		<title>The Good Old Days In Regards To Shopping Hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BS Artist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The good old days! I reckon almost everyone had been exposed to that old cliché, at least once in their life. Possibly from a grandparent, a parent or perhaps even using themselves when talking to their children.
The good old day implies things used to be better in times gone by. This somehow doesn&#8217;t seem to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F04%2Fthe-good-old-days-in-regards-to-shopping-hours%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F04%2Fthe-good-old-days-in-regards-to-shopping-hours%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>The good old days! I reckon almost everyone had been exposed to that old cliché, at least once in their life. Possibly from a grandparent, a parent or perhaps even using themselves when talking to their children.</p>
<p>The good old day implies things used to be better in times gone by. This somehow doesn&#8217;t seem to apply in the argument over extended shopping hours in South Australia, at least when the Duopoly, <a class="zem_slink" title="Coles Supermarkets" rel="homepage" href="http://www.coles.com.au/">Coles</a> and <a class="zem_slink" title="Woolworths (supermarket)" rel="homepage" href="http://www.woolworths.com.au/">Woolworths</a>, and the interests of the major department stores and shopping centres are concerned. They want people to believe that they deserve more shopping hours.</p>
<p>I remember the good old days, some 35 years ago when the shops were only open 5 1/2 days per week. I remember those Saturdays when the shops closed at 12.30 how the shops used to be so busy that every checkout used to be open, especially as it got closer to closing time, and more often than not there were lines of people waiting to get served. Almost every checkout had a young boy or girl packing the groceries into bags just to move those lines a little bit quicker.</p>
<p>After some heavy lobbying by self interested parties the government gave into the cock and bull story that extended hours would increase employment and that it&#8217;s what people wanted. BULLSHIT!</p>
<p>So the hours were extended on Saturday. Instead of more jobs being created the packers slowly started to disappear. Saturday was no longer as busy as they once were and so less checkout operators were needed. The winners were shoppers, who could now sleep in, and the big companies who were taking business away from the smaller convenience stores. The losers were the shop assistants who were forces to work longer hours at the expense of spending quality time with their families.</p>
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<p>A few more years went by and then the lobbying started again with renewed vigor. naturally the people deserved more shopping hours and if you keep telling people often enough that their rights are being deprived, sooner or later they will start to believe it. More lies and bullshit as they promise the Government, once again that it will create jobs.</p>
<p>Sunday trade then came into existence but were more jobs created? Not according to some store managers that I talked to at the time. They simply staggered the shifts. If you worked Sunday you would get Monday off. Salaried staff were also forced to work longer hours as this did not affect their wage budget.</p>
<p>As people changed their shopping hours the shops discovered on certain days that just weren&#8217;t making enough to cover their overheads. To improve profits they had to make certain cost cuts. Do you remember the days when you would go into those major department stores like Myer and <a class="zem_slink" title="David Jones Limited" rel="homepage" href="http://www.davidjones.com.au/">David Jones</a> and sales staff would come up to you asking if you needed assistance? Shit, today you&#8217;d be struggling to find anyone, and when you do they can&#8217;t help you because it&#8217;s not their department.  So, where are all the extra jobs those extra shopping hours were supposed to create?</p>
<p>Finally we arrive at the present time. You would think that seeing as how we have shopping seven days a week that the Duopoly and the department stores would be happy, wouldn&#8217;t you? Not on your bloody life. With the passing of boxing day on December 26th 2009 the lobbying has started all over again. The people have the right to shop on public holidays don&#8217;t they? And surely longer hours will create more jobs?</p>
<p>Do you remember the good old days?</p>
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		<title>30 Million Dollars Saturday Lotto Results 2nd Jan 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BS Artist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, as that&#8217;s the first 30 million Dollar Megadraw for 2010 one has to wonder as to whether or not there are any winners, and if there are winners how many of them? Is there going to be one lucky soul who&#8217;s won the whole lot or is he or she going to be sharing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F02%2F30-million-dollars-saturday-lotto-results-2nd-jan-2010%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2010%2F01%2F02%2F30-million-dollars-saturday-lotto-results-2nd-jan-2010%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Well, as that&#8217;s the first 30 million Dollar Megadraw for 2010 one has to wonder as to whether or not there are any winners, and if there are winners how many of them? Is there going to be one lucky soul who&#8217;s won the whole lot or is he or she going to be sharing it with several others.</p>
<p>Then again, perhaps nobody won it which will mean that it will jackpot yet again. So, are you one of the lucky ones? Did you even get the chance to buy a ticket, or did you miss out because of the public holiday? If you were lucky enough to buy a ticket, check out the results below to see if you were lucky enough to win.</p>
<table id="results_saturday_lotto" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" width="100%">
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<td rowspan="2" width="130"><a title="Play Saturday Lotto now" href="http://www.ozlotteries.com/play/saturday-lotto"><img src="http://www.ozlotteries.com/images/results/saturday_lotto_logo.gif" border="0" alt="Saturday Lotto" /></a></td>
<td height="50"><a title="Play Saturday Lotto now" href="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/c/aid=3fe9e475" target="_blank">Saturday Lotto </a><br />
<strong>Draw 2969</strong> Sat 2nd Jan 9:30pm*</td>
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<td><strong>Main numbers</strong></td>
<td><strong>Supplementary</strong></td>
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<div>
<div>12</div>
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<div>
<div>5</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>42</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>16</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>34</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>33</div>
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<div>32</div>
</div>
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<div>30</div>
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<p>If you were one of the unlucky ones who was unable to buy a ticket this time around, perhaps you would have more luck buying one <a title="Get Lucky Now" href="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/c/aid=3fe9e475" target="_blank">online</a>.</p>
<p><center> <a href="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/c/aid=3fe9e475&#038;cid=72"><br />
  <img src="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/b/3440.gif" style="border: none;"><br />
</a> </center></p>
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		<title>Thirty Million Dollar MegaDraw On Jan 2nd 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the year comes slowly to an end there would be many who would agree that it&#8217;s been a difficult one. The poor global economy certainly hasn&#8217;t helped, and what with the doom and gloom thats going around about global warming, or perhaps for the skeptics we should refer to it as climate change, there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2009%2F12%2F27%2Fthirty-million-dollar-megadraw-on-jan-2nd-2010%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loadofbullshit.com%2F2009%2F12%2F27%2Fthirty-million-dollar-megadraw-on-jan-2nd-2010%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>As the year comes slowly to an end there would be many who would agree that it&#8217;s been a difficult one. The poor global economy certainly hasn&#8217;t helped, and what with the doom and gloom thats going around about global warming, or perhaps for the skeptics we should refer to it as climate change, there would be a lot of people looking forward to a better 2010.</p>
<p>Now, you have got to ask yourself, what would be better than starting 2010 with a cool $30,000,000 in your bank account. That&#8217;s right, I said <strong>thirty million dollars</strong>! That&#8217;s exactly how much is up for grabs in Australia&#8217;s latest megadraw lottery, drawn January 2nd 2010. Thanks to the Internet and Aussie rules you don&#8217;t even have to be an Aussie to enter, so that means that Yanks and Poms have a shot at the Thirty Million Dollar Megadraw.</p>
<p>Even for Aussies there are many advantages to buying online. You don&#8217;t have to fight those long cues waiting to get a ticket. Sure it may cost you a little more but you will be more than compensated by the amount of time and petrol you will save by leaving the comfort of your home just so you can join those huge cues.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/c/aid=3fe9e475">Oz Lotteries</a> have got quite a track record as well, one that includes;</p>
<li>21 x 1st Division Saturday Lotto wins</li>
<li>2 x 1st Division Powerball wins</li>
<li>1st Division Oz Lotto Win</li>
<li>5 x 1st Division Monday Lotto wins</li>
<p>If you&#8217;re not a member yet, now might be a great time to join. There&#8217;s still time to enter this weeks megadraw and if you click on this <a href="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/c/aid=3fe9e475&#038;cid=72">link</a> you will even get two free games, the very games that may make you an instant millionaire.</p>
<p>Just so you know that they are not a here today gone tomorrow organization, I copied the following straight from their website.</p>
<blockquote><p>Oz Lotteries is the exclusive distributor of lottery products via the Internet on behalf of leading Australian lottery exporters, TMS Global Services Pty Ltd and TMS New South Wales.</p>
<p>Operating in excess of 20 years, TMS has serviced more than 500,000 customers in over 40 countries to date. TMS distributes lottery products worldwide via mail-order, as a direct lottery service partner for a number of Asian and South Pacific nations and its industry leading website www.OzLotteries.com</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve also been a member for several years, and although I have never won a big one, they have always paid out my smaller prizes. Come to think of it, another reason I love these guys is not only do they send the results in an email, I can even log on to check my ticket, <em>and</em> all the winning numbers are highlighted. No more worries about whether or not I forgot to tick off a number.<br />
<center><a href="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/c/aid=3fe9e475&#038;cid=69"><br />
  <img src="http://www.lotteryaffiliates.com/b/3441.gif" style="border: none;"></a></center></p>
<p>Check Out The Winning Numbers <a href="http://www.loadofbullshit.com/2010/01/02/30-million-dollars-saturday-lotto-results-2nd-jan-2010/"><strong>HERE!</strong></a></p>
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