What Happending

#199 Riverdale

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 27 Jan 2026 19:04:00 GMT

It's Tuesday so of course a new ep is dropping!

#198 Evening Shade

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 22:49:00 GMT

We're back with guest star Celly! So sorry to confuse the listener and drop an ep on a non-Tuesday!

#197 Malcolm in the Middle

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 11 Mar 2025 16:52:00 GMT

We watched Malcolm in the Middle!

#196 Are You Afraid of the Dark?

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 23:57:00 GMT

We're back again! Dropping a perfectly timed, extra spooooky late November episode. Are, you afraid, of, the dark?

#195 Young Sheldon

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 11 Jun 2024 17:37:00 GMT

The young boys are back to watch Young Sheldon!

#194 Scandal

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 09 Apr 2024 18:32:00 GMT

We watched Scandal with guest star Emily!

#193 Baby Bob

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 20 Feb 2024 22:24:00 GMT

We celebrated Ari's triumphant return by watching this sitcom classic!

#192 Dynasty

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 31 Jan 2024 03:58:00 GMT

We watched Dynasty! (A while ago and now it's finally uploaded!)

#191 Mission Impossible

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 17 Oct 2023 17:39:00 GMT

We watched this show with guest star Emily!

#190 Matlock

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 12 Sep 2023 20:02:00 GMT

Hey, we're still here! We watched the first and last episodes of Matlock (all three hours of them) with special guest star Matt!

Throwback: #165 Pee-wee's Playhouse

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sat, 05 Aug 2023 16:48:00 GMT

We recorded this episode in December 2020. RIP!

#189 Blossom

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 30 May 2023 23:35:00 GMT

We watched Blossom and thought about when we blossomed!

#188 Charlie's Angels

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 03 May 2023 01:24:00 GMT

We watched Charlie's Angels!

#187 Walker Texas Ranger

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 17:15:00 GMT

We watched Walker (again)!

#186 Fishing with John

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 10 Jan 2023 17:47:00 GMT

We went fishing with John!

#185 Forever Knight

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:18:00 GMT

Happy Halloween! We watched a spooky--err, very sad-- show to celebrate!

#184 Night Court

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 18 Oct 2022 16:25:00 GMT

We watched Night Court! At night!

#183 Sliders

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 06 Sep 2022 16:07:26 GMT

We watched Sliders!

#182 The Big Show Show

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 19 Jul 2022 17:48:07 GMT

We watched this show show!

#181 House

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 21 Jun 2022 19:05:27 GMT

We watched House!

#180 Lethal Weapon

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 03 May 2022 16:50:12 GMT

We watched this show!

#179 Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 21:51:21 GMT

We watched this show!

#178 The Adventures of Pete & Pete

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:35:35 GMT

We watched a TV show!

#177 12 Dates of Christmas

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 22 Dec 2021 02:44:21 GMT

You thought we were gone? We're back baby! With a holiday special!

#176 The Norm Show

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 19 Oct 2021 16:01:59 GMT

In the pilot, Norm has to prevent a sex worker from engaging in sex work, lest he be sent back to prison for not being a good social worker. In the finale, Norm doesn't try to play the flute.

In between, OJ Simpson, Dirty Work, Chris Farley, Kevin Farley, Jack and Jill, Richard Pryor, Artie Lange, Jack Warden, and Mel Gibson are also discussed.

#175 The Wonder Years

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 05 Oct 2021 15:44:55 GMT

In the pilot, they touch on lots of touchstones. In the finale, Kevin gets whiny about Winnie and hangs out with the Copacabana mariachi band guys.

According to Jim, ALF, Vice Versa, Halloween H20, Wade Boggs, Jencos, Luol Deng, Skrillex, Independence Day, Field of Dreams, Home Alone, and Michael Dinner are also discussed.

#174 Portlandia

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 21 Sep 2021 16:07:22 GMT

Our hosts tackle the show of their native land. In the pilot, Fred Armisen browses his Netflix DVDs. In the finale, there's a rose.

Vancouver, NW Portland, Hawthorne, the Fremont Bridge, the Broadway Bridge, the Burnside Bridge, the Morrison Bridge, MLK Blvd, 82nd and Powell, Killingsworth, Lloyd Center, Lombard, NE Portland, N Portland, S Waterfront, St. John's, Gresham, The Dalles, Forest Park, and Lake Oswego are also discussed.

#173 NYPD Blue

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 10 Aug 2021 14:31:12 GMT

In the pilot, Sipowitz is gulpowitzing the booze and gets a free piggyback ride. In the finale, Dennis Franz has diplomatic immunity from long sleeves.

Total Recall, David Caruso's mime eyes, Sbarro, the Joe Schmo Show, and Lethal Weapon 2 are also discussed.

Throwback Ep: #99 Miami Vice

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 01 Jul 2021 17:24:16 GMT

Ari spilled juice on his favorite turtle neck, Jon got a pretty bad sunburn after attending a virtual Sugar Ray show under the Burnside Bridge, and Carlos mistook a skinny yoga mat for a fruit rollup and ingested it, so our hosts are on temporary hiatus.

In the interim, please enjoy a trip down memory lane to one wistful summer eve three years ago when we watched Miami Vice. Oh to be young and naive again!!

#173 Black Scorpion

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 15 Jun 2021 15:47:54 GMT

In the pilot, General Stryker tries to take down Firearm after the mayor implements G.A.U.R.D In the finale, Wind Lady and Earthquake guy and others try to blow up the city and harass newspaper stands.

In between, Bridge on the River Kwai, the Oakland Raiders, Mystery Men, Demolition Man, and shrimp scanti are also discussed.

#172 The Vicar of Dibley

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 25 May 2021 17:59:28 GMT

In the pilot, the old guy dies and the other old guy takes the minutes about who is taking minutes. In the finale, the city council needs to do something that would be tight.

In between, orzo tears, Ruth-less, Brian De Palma, ancient Rolling Stones, Training Day, and Blue Peter are also discussed.

#171 Baywatch Nights

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 04 May 2021 13:47:55 GMT

In the pilot, the Gregalians can't figure out how to answer a phone and Hoff tries to follow his gut. In the finale, ripoff Norman Bates serves up some wall food.

Freddie Sybian, Lisa Vanderpump, JCVD, dad Jencos, First, Watch, Second Watch, Third Watch, glue sticks, Tim Wakefield, Dennis Eckersley, and 94.7 NRK's Gustaaav are also discussed.

#170 B.J. and the Bear

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 13 Apr 2021 17:46:46 GMT

In the pilot, B.J. is a trucker and everyone wants to avoid taxes. In the finale, B.J. is a cop and Uncle Barney's niece is filling out nicely.

In between, chimp retirement homes, Tech War, The Calvin and The Hobbes, and Farrah Fawcett are also discussed.

#169 Everybody Hates Chris

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 14:09:13 GMT

It's the season 10 premiere! In the pilot, Chris Rock tell us about his daily routine. In the finale, Chris Rock tells us about his daily routine and then goes out like Tony.

In between, Brad Garrison Keillor, spilled milk, O'Doyle Rules, Speed, Chris Webber, Andre Miller, Titanic, and The Expendables 3 are also discussed.

#168 The Pretender

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 02 Mar 2021 22:49:17 GMT

It's the season 9 finale! In the pilot, the Centre doesn't let Jarod eat ice cream so then he prepays for a champagne bucket of Rocky Road. In the finale, La Cameleon rides a train with his brother's uncle's father.

In between, Mulroneys, Dharma and Greg, prank callers, France, French, Blue Bloods, Delaware, Wheel of Fortune, and The Fugitive are also discussed.

#167 Touched by an Angel

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 14:23:02 GMT

In the pilot, Roma Downey Jr. becomes the regional manager and Mac in the Back loses his Cadillac. In the finale, Carol Burnett explains to olds that it's the finale and Roma has a successful performance review.

Lenny Dykstra, Greg Ostertag, Kendall Gill, sable, whitefish, Twisted Sista, Road Trip, Tre Arrow, and My Mother the Car are also discussed.

#166 Avatar: The Last Airbender

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 19 Jan 2021 14:46:10 GMT

In the pilot, a fiery teen delays his uncle's ability to eat duck. In the finale, they shoot really big beams and Ang gets a powerful hamster ball.

In between, Parmesan, blue Avatar, Kid Nation, Goro, pen pals, Jeff Probst, Futurama, and Three Ninjas are also discussed.

#165 Pee-wee's Playhouse

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 05 Jan 2021 17:05:57 GMT

In the pilot, the secret word is DOOR and the Chocolate Syrup is a watcher puppet. In the finale, the secret word is WORD and fruit gets brought right up to their mouths.

In between, Tubs, Mystery Men, Mission Impossible, Mimi Bobeck, Bernard Rose, cereal milk, and Charlie's mom are also discussed.

#164 Santas in the Barn

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 22 Dec 2020 15:23:18 GMT

In the pilot, Santa Joy delights in Joy and the pudding comes into play. In the finale, a Santa is crowned in front of a crowd of screaming children pretending it's Christmas time and Santa Steve says Santa likes gluten-free cookies.

Christmas Every Day, Mall of America, Jon Gabrus' sushi body, Ahmad Rashad, Bret Michaels, Stewart, and Jingle JNCOs are also discussed.

#163 Army Wives

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 08 Dec 2020 14:48:51 GMT

In the pilot, Roxy gets sassy and there is an incredibly shameful birth for some reason. In the finale, there's Air Force Colonel Brooke Shields and Lifetime Freddy.

In between, Cowboy Hey-Hey, Supermarket Sweep, Cat Stevens, Cat Power, candy eating challenges, Brown Cow ropes, and those half-circle 'Merica flags are also discussed.

#162 Spin City

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 18:45:31 GMT

In the pilot, there's a garbage strike. In the finale, apparently the garbage strike is over because Charlie Sheen shows up—ohhhhhhhhh. In between, Below Deck, Below Deck Med, Captain Lee, Captain Sandy, the Leather Man, laugh track maestros, loose prosciutto, and chart humor are also discussed.

#161 Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 11 Nov 2020 00:11:47 GMT

In the pilot, Gandalf makes a CGI skeleton. In the finale, Lugad has an arc. In between, Nog the Bounty Hunter, Nag Champa, burner IMDB accounts, Heckboy, Ron Artest, and the Court Jester are also discussed.

#160 Freddy's Nightmares

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 22:00:02 GMT

In the pilot, a police officer wrestles with near-impossible existential questions regarding law and order, crime and punishment, good and evil. In the finale, Mayor Royce has a truth serum for Andy. In between, Blue Bloods, Zippy the Chimp, The Thing with Two Heads, Oregon Park, and Training Day are also discussed.

#159 Son of the Beach

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 13 Oct 2020 14:08:57 GMT

In the pilot, Notch Johnson (to the mayor's dismay) makes it to the sick kid's event after escaping the massage parlor basement. In the finale, Notch and Co. get Sledgehammer!'d.

In between, Red Shoe Diaries, Raw Reality, Bowling for Soup, Uncle Leo, and Sharknado are also discussed.

#158 Rock of Love with Bret Michaels

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 29 Sep 2020 22:10:56 GMT

Wow this show was something else!

#157 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 14:16:50 GMT

In honor of the third movie, we watched the long-forgotten TV show! In the pilot, the Assistant to the Regional Manager almost gets to go to Sacramento. In the finale, there is no water sealant, Nail World, Ari, Rufus, or Jesus. Little Buddha, Binaca, Vlade Divac, White Chocolate, Graboids, Slan the Cat, and IQ are also discussed.

#156 Tyler Perry's House of Payne

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 17:17:09 GMT

In the pilot, there's a bully and a Madea. In the finale, there's a red curtain prison catered chandelier dinner. In between, The Madeaverse, burger tapping, Maple, Vlade Divac, king hats, and decorative broccoli are also discussed.

#154 Fernwood 2 Night

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:03:08 GMT

In the pilot, Martin Mull has a milk mustache and the rabbi from Seinfeld plays a piano upside down and backwards while resting peacefully in an iron lung. In the finale, the furniture is gone but the shag carpet remains.

10-10-220, Dueling Tubas, Ramblin'' Rod, Daniel Johnston, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, and cats are also discussed.

#153 Bonanza

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 23 Jun 2020 13:42:55 GMT

In the pilot, Haas has a Horse and Lotta decides to cotton with some strangers. In the finale, Michael Landon runs through the desert.

Dirk Blocker, Dalton Wilcox, Sheed, Leslie Nielsen, sleepy flute, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Bill Cartwright, Luc Longley, Bill Wennington, Danny Kaye, Uncle Rico, Chuck Mangione, Larry Holmes

#152 Police Squad!

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 09 Jun 2020 15:30:16 GMT

Disclaimer: We picked this show before the murder of George Floyd, and recorded it some time ago, just as the protests were picking up. Please know that the fact it relates to police was in no way intended to make light of/capitalize off the current situation. Black lives matter. Get out and protest.

#151 24

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 26 May 2020 21:35:49 GMT

In the pilot, it's midnight. In the finale, it's 10 PM. In between, the Mummy is also discussed, at some point. And other things.

#150 The Retrospective Spectacular

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 12 May 2020 16:30:03 GMT

After 4+ years, we've reached episode 150. In this retrospective, we talk about our favorite and least favorite characters and shows from the past 50 episodes.

#149.5 LOST (Part 2 of 2)

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 28 Apr 2020 14:25:15 GMT

The dramatic conclusion to our two-part quarantine LOST episode, featuring special LOST expert and guest star Jake!

In the pilot, the plane is still crashed. In the finale, they're still trying to re-cork after the uncorking. In between, we basically just talk about LOST because there's a lot of LOST to talk about.

#148 Father Ted

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 07 Apr 2020 21:10:56 GMT

In the pilot, Dougal wants to go to a freak show to see a spider baby. In the finale, Father Ted considers moving to America to coach drive-by shootings

Kittens, Cat Emma Peel, Sanford and Son, Lloyd from Lloyd Center, Snakes and Ladders, Shaft, and Harrison Ford are also discussed.

#147 Arliss

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:43:00 GMT

Quarantine episode #3, following the adventures of America's favorite sports fan.

Jerry Maguire, Don Zimmer, Ty Cobb, WCW, Joe's Apartment, SI for Kids, Steve Bartman, Free Throw Guy, Joel Pryzbilla, The Sopranos, Shaq's hairline, Log Lady, gold prospecting, sleeping next to food, Dougal, and lots of other things were discussed, because we're inside all day.

#146 My Mother the Car: Special-Quarantine-Double-Complete-Rainbow Episode Part 2

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 01:25:21 GMT

This show is about a man whose mother is a car.

#145 The Six Million Dollar Man: Special-Quarantine-Double-Complete-Rainbow Episode Part 1

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 24 Mar 2020 21:25:40 GMT

We recorded this two weeks ago, on the evening the NBA suspended its season.

Part two later today!

#144 Dark Angel

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 10 Mar 2020 21:46:08 GMT

In the pilot, there's a post-apocalyptic Space Needle. In the finale, there's a sexy tattoo reading. In between, James Cameron's blue fetish, Blue Crush, Into the Blue, Michael Weatherly's Bull, Don Johnson showers, Clyde the Glide, the Conclave Chest, and Jantzen Beach are also discussed.

#143 Home Improvement

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 25 Feb 2020 21:16:15 GMT

In the pilot, Jill doesn't get a job. In the finale, she does.

In between, Queeby, Albertsons, Drop Zone, and a special appearance from Mr. Sedna are also part of this talkie.

#142 Sister, Sister

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 17:23:11 GMT

In the pilot, there are lots of PowerPoint presentations. In the finale, they go to The Mall again.

In between, Jeepers Creepers, Dumb and Dumber, Kobe Bryant (RIP, recorded before Jan 26), Furley Lumpkin, Mattress Music, and Batman are also discussed.

#141 Punk'd

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 17:56:29 GMT

It's the season 9 premiere!!

In the pilot, celebrities get tricked by Ashton Kutcher. In the finale, people get tricked by a camera crew.

In between, Da Storm Power, Quibi, Darva Conger, JNCO sweats, Que Locura, jockey dunking, Steve Kerr, and You, Me and Jermaine Dupri are also discussed.

#149 LOST (Part 1 of 2)

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 21:48:59 GMT

Quarantine episode #5 : it finally happened! We watched LOST!

In the first half of the pilot, the pilot dies. In the first half of the finale, the island has a big cork that has to be uncorked.

Tune in next week for the dramatic conclusion of our two-part LOST marathon, featuring former guest star and LOST expert Jake!

#138 The Beverly Hillbillies

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 19 Nov 2019 15:55:26 GMT

It starts with Californee. It ends with viddles. In between, Bev Boys, Raw Reality, Blue Bloods, The Gods Must Be Crazy, revenuers, hedge apples, Shave and a Haircut, and chimp retirement homes are also discussed.

#135 The Fugitive 2000

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 16:50:12 GMT

It starts with a $6 million pilot. It ends with a bang.

Giant pig dinners, Hard Rain, whacky willy, Van from Reba, Hollywood Video pickles, Sobotka in a can, and Roy Huggins are also discussed.

#134 The Fugitive

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 22:16:58 GMT

It starts with a train crash, of course. It ends with a series of trim, pomade-smothered, grey-haired white men and a smoke monster.

In between, cayenne pepper dogs, live long and suture, ficus, the Master Hand, sleepy flute, and 12 angry cats are also discussed.

#133 Alpha House

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 06 Aug 2019 15:28:27 GMT

It starts with Bill Murray swearing at an electric toothbrush. It ends with soaking. In between, the fartsy turtle, Drop Zone, the Tea Party, Lethal Weapon 2, Robert's Rules of Order, Chick-fil-A, cumberbums, and Patch Adams are also discussed.

#132 Pacific Blue

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 23 Jul 2019 13:15:50 GMT

It begins with soapy abs. It ends with a jackpot. In between, hoverboards, naked sand lady sculptures, the power stick, Globo Corp, hot zones, and Marty Dollar are also discussed.

#131 Shasta McNasty

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 09 Jul 2019 14:31:25 GMT

It starts with peeping toms. It ends with a mustachioed, spaghetti-pokin' grandma. In between, O'Connelltober, Dilbert feuds, Jack and Jill, Yahoo! Internet Life Magazine, and puppets are also discussed.

#129 Las Vegas

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 14 Jun 2019 00:19:30 GMT

Whales and cowboys flood the desert. Only James Caan's shoulders can save us.

Bart Braverman, La Center, Blue Bloods, and Fergie Begley Jr are also discussed.

#128 Mr. Merlin

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 28 May 2019 19:29:06 GMT

Merlin is alive and well, working as a voluptuous auto mechanic in an urban epicenter on the west coast of the United States of America. Relief is just a swallow away, just avoid the miniature pink foam.

Houdini, Ron Tonkin, banana boards, Yokohama, Angels in the Outfield, troll carls, and Bruce Jenner are also discussed.

#127 Dallas

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 14 May 2019 16:56:41 GMT

Special guest star Melissa provides her expertise on the trials and tribulations at the Ewing ranch, as the family attempts to save enough mud money to buy a Tudor.

Montagoos and Romulons, Lou Pinella, John Ross III, Cliff bars, Tony from Remington Steele, kissing bandits, and George Kennedy are also discussed.

#126 Degrassi: The Next Generation

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 30 Apr 2019 13:44:33 GMT

Drake!

Rotary phones, Baldwin brothers, the Kesey family protesting the University of Oregon cutting their wrestling program by parking the Kesey bus outside Mac Court because Ken Kesey was a championship high school wrestler and wrestled on the Oregon team while a student, humanure, and Facerange are also discussed.

#125 Pretty Little Liars

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 15:58:18 GMT

First Jetta, then a horse, smell something strange. Is it an evil twin?

Back biting, the Fred Meyer bear, Spree, Barbara Hershey, the Dharma Initiative, and The Big Green are also discussed.

#124 Tru Calling

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 02 Apr 2019 15:57:28 GMT

Troo and her brother Kaiser Permanente must battle a team of freshly baked Dunkin' Donuts in order to stop their father from choking them.

MapQuest, morgue door height, Marcus Smart, Teen Angel, moon boots, and Popup Jensen are also discussed.

#123 Degrassi Junior High

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 19 Mar 2019 13:20:12 GMT

Our hosts follow the lives of Canadian junior high students that aren't Drake as they progress through some combination of 6th, 7th, 8th, and/or 9th grade.

Raw Reality's opening acts, Jeremiah Johnson, gherkins, Tim Horton's, fedoras, and tendies are also discussed.

#122 M.A.N.T.I.S.

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 05 Mar 2019 15:00:03 GMT

A man with two ears and two eyes becomes paralyzed from the waist down as a result of a horrific T.J. Hooker sniper and subsequently creates a battery-powered suit that allows him to walk for 30-40 minutes, depending on how many podcasts he is downloading and how many invisible dinosaurs are chasing him.

Dark Man, Blanka, Mr. Box, Dr. John, Markieff Morris code, and Harvey's bush are also discussed.

#121 Kung Fu

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 20 Feb 2019 00:07:38 GMT

David Carradine battles grizzled old men on the Western Frontier using his Shaolin Monk skills... or sometimes just by spread-eagle leaping off things, or sometimes just by getting tied up with a rope and left near really sharp, jagged rocks.

F. Nick Flare, Chinese Leonard Nimoy, 1870s Emergen-C, straight razor shave fighting, and Mongolian tombs are also discussed.

#120 Chicago Hope

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 05 Feb 2019 11:55:43 GMT

With Carlos as scrum master, the What Happending team iterates once again on the David E. Kelley project with Chicago Med – er, Saving Hope – Chicago Fire? Chicago Hope!

Adam Arkin AKA hat wig, Peter Berg's Shocker, fake Billy Madison's dad, reused prop organs, and Turbo Man are also discussed.

#119 Cavemen

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 22 Jan 2019 18:29:15 GMT

It's the all-time greatest sitcom ever developed by an ad agency! But where are all the cavewomen? And where do these prehistoric beasts get their insurance?

Gogurt, the Frisbee family, Flo, The 13th Warrior, pets in space, the TV Guide Channel, Lurtz, and Ron Popeil are also discussed.

#118 I'm Alan Partridge

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 09 Jan 2019 01:53:10 GMT

Special guest star Hideo -- What Happending's first-ever English co-star -- helps our American hosts understand the British cult classic character Alan Partridge, as well as many other things about his strange and distant homeland.

Catch phrases, Jordy shore, Cluedo, BBC, Joey Chestnut, Vin Petrol, and Peter Purvis are also discussed

#117 Legit

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 02 Jan 2019 22:26:28 GMT

It's one of those dark sitcoms set in LA or NYC featuring struggling thirty-somethings! And DJ Qualls!

How to do proper accents, Road Trip, extra Pat Connaughton, Richard Rucolo's IMDB metadata, TV commercial IMDB, and cookie trees are also discussed.

#116 Alias

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 18:11:01 GMT

Jennifer Garner and co. take five seasons to get to Mongolia and find Sloan's red ball of infinite life that floats in the air when you put a magical toilet seat under it.

Rufflin' Mark Ruffalo, Ahmad Rashad, Dustin Johnson, Blue Bloods, sad jaw guy, and the Renaissance man of Mongolia are also discussed.

#140 Timeless

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 22:21:37 GMT

It's a very special Christmas Eve season 8 finale!! In the pilot, there's an experimental time machine. In the finale, there's two, but they get rid of one. In the pilot there was also two. At least back then there was.

In between, Timeline with Paul Walker, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Quantum Leap, Bill and Ted, Goran Dragic, MAYSH, and turkey curry are also discussed.

#139 Mork & Mindy

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 01:49:38 GMT

It starts with live-long-and-prosper scissoring. It ends with the murder of frisbee. In between, Indiana birds, Star Wars, One Hour Photo, The Fonz, CSI: Boulder, nightcaps, the Getty family, 107.5 The Beat, and Zibo are also discussed.

#137 The Twilight Zone

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 29 Oct 2019 18:29:01 GMT

Spookypookytoberpober continues and concludes with an American classic!

It starts with nobody there. It ends with a broken home. In between, Appalachian saws, jazz cabbage, moon mission ETAs, The Masturbating Bear, and the hoop stick game are also discussed.

#136 Tales from the Crypt

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 22:26:46 GMT

A man down and a day late! It starts with William Sadler as death. It ends with a not spoooooky cartooooooooooon.

Two and a Half Men, Bill and Ted, the shaky biker from Terminator 2, nipped out pigs, and Boo Bark are also discussed.

#130 MAS*H

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 25 Jun 2019 13:19:27 GMT

It starts with a big metal gin bucket boing-oing. It ends with Honeycutt almost killing himself in an insane motorcycle stunt.

In between, Bulbasaur, sleepytime TV, modern laugh tracks, Jackie Chan's chest rubbing, and Smocks are also discussed.

#115 Sabrina the Teenage Witch

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 11 Dec 2018 17:04:35 GMT

Ari makes his triumphant return with the conclusion of TGINovemtoberspooktacular! And the season eight finale!

Jon's animatronic cat, ASMR, jaw guys, and pay phones are also discussed.

#114 Kid Nation

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 27 Nov 2018 20:03:11 GMT

Guest star Kelley and our hosts watch a reality show in a fake town where real kids build a fake nation! Poor Jimmy.

Half-burnt DVDs and 3:10 to Yuma are also discussed.

#113 Buffy the Vampire Slayer

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 15:43:09 GMT

Spooktacular mid-October to sometime in November continues with the cult classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Girl power!

Penn & Teller, Phil Helmuth, 24, Tru Calling, Raw Reality, Sprung Monkey, fighting jeans, and Mount Mazama are also discussed.

#112 Scream Queens

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 16 Oct 2018 12:53:56 GMT

As part of our October theme of self-torture, we entered the Octagon again to fight Ryan "Rubber Man" Murphy! There's red devil boys and green meanies.

Tony Danza's motorcycle skills, Brock Holt, Jeff Bagwell, Rod Carew, and neck beards are also discussed.

#111 The Mary Tyler Moore Show

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 02 Oct 2018 14:40:34 GMT

Minneapolis in the '70s. Shit is about to go down.

Kowabunga man, Ron Burgundy, pocket combs, chain wallets, shag carpet horrors, and couch hiders are also discussed.

#110 The PJs

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 21 Sep 2018 13:26:10 GMT

Post-Raw, mid-Klumps, pre-Norbit Eddie Murphy teams up with Phil Morris to mash it up for the claymation smash hit — grab a 40 water and listen!

Bull, uncle stories, Phil Knight, clay floating, and Neti Pots are also discussed.

#109 Desperate Housewives

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 13 Sep 2018 15:21:10 GMT

A quiet lane in a peaceful suburb. Or is it?!? A plumber. Or is it?!? A triplet. Or is it?!?

Don Knotts' foyer, Log Lady, steam pipe kitchens, dad plumber skills, neck beards, honey mussy, Snow Dogs, and Vanilla Ice are also discussed.

#108 American Horror Story: Murder House

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 16:03:05 GMT

The father of a broken family moves them into an old haunted mansion to try and make things right, and other terrible decisions.

Dermot Mulroney, Lost numbers, Wilson's horrific face, naked fires, gimp suit jump scares, and corn on macabre are also discussed

#107 The Addams Family

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 12:03:26 GMT

They give him a chair that's right by a bear, and he's scared by the bear. Throckmorton! Grandpapa Bangaboo!

#106 1st & Ten

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 09 Aug 2018 20:21:21 GMT

With Ari away eating ice cream again, special guest star Kelley joins Jon and Carlos to, finally, watch First and Ten, the HBO sitcom starring OJ Simpson that nobody's ever heard of! The laugh track is confused and shows up late to the party, which is full of planted cocaine and swimming pool balloons. The NFL is working with the mob. Salvino saves everything.

The Lemon Twist, Peter Bonerz, the I-5 killer's flasher football career, flexible chubby fighters, taco speedboats, and Dr. Death are also discussed.

#105 Destinos: An Introduction to Spanish

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 02 Aug 2018 12:19:02 GMT

Special guest star Melissa helps our hosts explore the chronicles de Don Fernando and his familia in a What Happending language-learner first. Many questions arise about the mystery of the hacienda. Just what is written in la carta? Who is the mysterious ghost bride? Why doesn't the avocado save money on travel and make a phone call or two? Will the chubby boy from Madrid find his dog? And how many hijos does Don Fernando have, and when does an hija become hijos?

Cutlass fording, cuatroshadowing, giant Stargate portals, empanada continuity, and Y Tu Mama Tambien popcorn breaks are also discussed.

#104 Newhart

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 26 Jul 2018 16:44:30 GMT

The real Bob Newhart's fake phone call skills are on full display as our hosts watch the first and last episode of Newhart with special guest star Kelley! A satiated Ari doesn't leave for ice cream during the first segment. The finale has a stunning twist the likes of which the What Happending podcast has never witnessed.

DragonHeart, Cop Rock, Dr. Sisqo, Clifford, Daniel Day Lewis's GoGurt, and Simon Birch storytime are also discussed.

#103 Becker

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:52:32 GMT

OJ Simpson has to wait a week, it's time for Becker and the Scone Zone! In the first segment, Ari goes out for ice cream and never returns, but luckily Jake Becker is around to help Jon and Carlos watch John Becker and Jake. And Linda. The Becker finale yields a long lost surprise.

Ted Danson's pants, Ted Danson's eyes, Ted Danson's hair, Ted Danson's arm movement, Ted Danson's brow, and Ted Danson's personality are also discussed.

#102 Trailer Park Boys

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 12 Jul 2018 15:49:29 GMT

Our hosts are treated to a beautiful slice of Canadian trash life as they watch the first and last episode of the INITIAL seven season run of this mockumentary smash hit. Before watching, Jon has lots of questions about what constitutes the series finale. Luckily Ari has all the answers, and even throws in a beautiful anecdote from his childhood.

ReBoot, Heat, Training Day, Kenny Powers, knife hits, Drunk Oscars, Stunt Oscars, and Pat Roach are also discussed.

#101 Mad About You

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 05 Jul 2018 16:29:14 GMT

It's kissy-kissy time in the Big Apple! Our hosts are treated to a delightful pile of Helen Hunt's frozen rolling pin lasagna served in Paul Reiser's Pyrex, and Ari's doppelganger makes his first What Happending appearance.

Raw Reality, Seinfeld with cell phones, and Selby's knobs are also discussed.

#100.5 Numb3rs

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 28 Jun 2018 15:00:00 GMT

It's the season 7 premiere! In celebration of reaching the 100 number milestone, our hosts rehash the very first (and never aired) episode of What Happending and rewatch the CBS classic Numb-threer's. What did they remember? What did they forget? And just who will win the Rob Morrow Award??

Math maps, Home Improvement, Brisket Fridays, Alice Cooper bike stabbings, and Don Vito are also discussed.

#100.2 The Centennial Retrospective, Part Deux

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:50:00 GMT

The dramatic conclusion to the Centennial Retrospective has arrived! Our hosts discuss the best and worst shows and theme songs, brainstorm crossover possibilities, and lament cliffhangers for which they will never know the answer. Jon also has a quiz!

#100.1 The Centennial Retrospective Spectacular, Part One

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:00:37 GMT

The 100th episode extravaganza is here! In part one of this miraculous two-part event, our hosts discuss their favorite and least favorite characters from the What Happending archive, nominate candidates for "best death," and roll out the red carpet for the winners of the What Happending MVP. The votes are tallied… who is taking home the hardware??

#99 Miami Vice

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 07 Jun 2018 14:38:35 GMT

Synth music, white linen suits, cigarette boats, and LSD alligators... it's time for an '80s classic, all 145 minutes of it.

Vin Diesel, Jurassic Park, brandy beef, Calderon's locker room presence, Jabba Housewife, and The Matrix are also discussed.

#98 Moesha

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 31 May 2018 15:03:34 GMT

The children of the Moesha family are always late for dinner. Sometimes everything turns out fine because they were just at The Den watching the hottest hip hop act in LA. Other times... it's not fine at all.

Ben Carson, Mind of Mencia, DMX's van, batter chatter, Raw Reality, Burger King tales, and 24 are also discussed.

#97 Designated Survivor

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 24 May 2018 18:02:50 GMT

Jack Bauer is back at it, givin' speeches and takin' names, even if he can't make a proper pancake. But will the Iranians cut off the Middle East oil supply? Will Kal Penn be swept away in a Tsnaumi? Will Emily get sniped, or is she really the sniper? And, most importantly, will Jack's son go to Georgetown or Stanford?

24, Road Trip, hair curtains, Dave DVDs, 24, Benny Hill foot chases, Diana Taurasi kingdom, Grover Cleveland, 24, Paul Newman, and hoodies are also discussed.

#96 Ally McBeal

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 17 May 2018 15:32:02 GMT

Watch a David E. Kelley show based in Boston? What a novel idea! Let's see if Ally can overcome lost love, CGI arrows to the heart, a serial butt-grabber, and a mysterious child to get to wherever it is she is heading down the middle of a dark street at night.

Remember the Titans, Bon Jovi, daytime sexy thoughts, scarf deaths, Yak Baks, touching piano, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark are also discussed.

#95 Dog the Bounty Hunter

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sat, 12 May 2018 16:39:55 GMT

Bra, listen to this, bra, you don't want to spend a life behind not listening to this, bra, trust me, bra, I've been there done that, bra, there's no end to that tunnel except a room without a view, bra. Strike one, two, and three.

Ozzie Osbourne, Steven Seagal, Real Housewives of Miami, hot balloons, Omar, and McDonald's playpen photoshoots are also discussed.

#94 Cop Rock

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 03 May 2018 11:51:25 GMT

Dark days on the beat got you down? Mucked up that whole warrant thing again? Sad because your wife is too hot for you? Upset that you sold your baby on the black market? Try bursting into song! Guest star Kelley returns for a very special musical series with plenty to talk about, if Jon would ever shut up about his breakdancing skills.

RoboCop, Joe Cocker, Glen, Sheryl Crow's trailer, and ponytail Steve Zahn are also discussed.

#93 Red Shoe Diaries

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 19 Apr 2018 16:09:26 GMT

David Duchovny IS Jake Winters -- not to be confused with Jake Cardigan -- and he's on a mission to read a lot of sexytime diaries while he wanders around town with his dog and tries not to feel sad.

Laundry mats, soup and cassettes, Superman credits, and so many other great things are also discussed.

#92 Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 12 Apr 2018 15:36:43 GMT

With Ross away playing laser tag, special guest star Shannon rides in on her horse of victory to watch…. this!

Umlauts, Nam, Lunesta, Galgagremda, Blowfly, Krod bod, gourds of lube, dolphin haircuts, and Bruce are also discussed

#91 The Mole Season 4

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 29 Mar 2018 16:31:24 GMT

Celebrity Mole: Yucatan is hot and ready and doesn't even cost five bucks! Special guest star Melissa returns to help our hosts decipher just WHO is THE MOLE? You'll have to listen to Ahmad Rashad to know!

Cash Cab, Carson Daly, silent sustained reading time, rock penis, Threat Matrix, the governor of Connecticut begging for forgiveness, donkey shows, and SUV Vandals are also discussed

#90 Quantum Leap

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 22:14:39 GMT

Let's soar through the ages and epochs of time to the 1950s! And again!

Small cheeseburgers, pickled baseballs, bootleg The Right Stuff, Gushy, and Tatchie, and Shtopa, and Jimmy, and Tony, and Ziggy, and Shmooky are also discussed.

#89 Boston Public

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 13 Mar 2018 16:41:28 GMT

It's a back-to-back Boston spectacular! Our hosts learn all about the rough-and-tumble lives of the students of Carl Winslow High School, and get plenty of sage advice from Chi McBride.

Tony Roma's, pill dinners, Home Improvement, Dazed and Confused, The Town, It's Pat, and fiduciary rock are also discussed.

#88 Boston Legal

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 28 Feb 2018 19:26:23 GMT

The conclusion of the four-part Shatuary series has arrived, released just in time before it became Sharch! Our hosts overcome lingering TeKnichal difficulties from the TekWar episode to learn all about the many employees of Boston's most fascinating, completely legal, and definitely on-site law firm!

Hanging chad, Trent Lott, Korean Def Leppard, hat wigs, the fucking red line, Charles Grodin, S-shaped couches, and According to Jim crossovers are also discussed.

We'll be back in a few weeks after a spring break hiatus!

#87 TekWar

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 15 Feb 2018 14:12:24 GMT

Shatuary rolls into week three with William Shatner's TekWar! We hadn't heard of it either--no nibbling around the edges, only big, chunky, ravenous Tek bites allowed!

Besides Cosmos PI Jake Cardigan and his war with futuristic drugs, Marty Dollar, Willy Wonka QVC, hooker currency, super music machines, hologram shackles, Dennis Miller's Weekend Update mullet, Training Day, and tighty skinnies are also discussed.

#86 T.J. Hooker

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 08 Feb 2018 13:51:20 GMT

Episode two of the monthlong Shatuary saga! Can Shat wrangle the horrifying hellscape that is the mean streets of... somewhere? You bet your ass, or at least he and most of his fellow officers are going to die trying.

The pipeline, chicken, disco, Felix Leiter, Streets of Rage, disco balls, and Johnny Starbuckle are also discussed.

#85 Star Trek: The Original Series

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 01 Feb 2018 18:14:49 GMT

Shatuary has arrived! The first installment in our four-part series this month watching all Shatner, all the time is Star Trek! Have you heard of this show?? They go into space!

Pleasure planets, salt, flower puppets, nap phasers, and Jose's chili peppers are also discussed.

#84 Sex and the City

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 23 Jan 2018 16:54:34 GMT

It's the season six premiere! First comes sex, then comes sex, then comes hard, then comes sex, then comes love, then comes Paris, then comes Wayne not liking the lox, then comes living separate lives and not hanging out much, then comes your mother-in-law eating garbage pizza.

Also, our hosts are shocked to see the rare moonlit bluetit, and Carrie undeterred when Mr. Big is compared to Voldemort.

Raiden, Scorpio, soggy sandwiches, tight curly fries, Ross Perot, spiteful rock climbing, Kevin McHale, AARP slogans, and Art the Intern's cot are also discussed.

Minisode - The Troll

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 06 Apr 2018 12:15:03 GMT

Contestants are trolled into thinking they're The Troll, but they're all being trolled while thinking they're The Troll.

We'll be back at full length soon with The Red Shoe Diaries!

#83 Northern Exposure

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 19:28:41 GMT

It's the season 5 finale, and the Rob Morroward is back! Let's all throw a big party by the lake and eat caribou dogs and mooseburgers to celebrate! Go ahead and invite everyone from Cicely, Alaska to join, they sure seem like nice folk.

White pants, bush pilots, Munch, Steve Lavin, sciatica, Alan Arkin, and hat wigs are also discussed.

#82 Little House on the Prairie

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 08 Jan 2018 22:16:32 GMT

Carlos has a cold and Jon's in a foul mood, time to join up with Ari and learn alllll about the Ingalls brood!

Nose jobs, javelin, Hurley's mayonnaise, butter shaving, Big Lots, Lids, Sam Goody, kid voices, and plowing are also discussed.

#81 Diagnosis Murder

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 27 Dec 2017 01:25:48 GMT

Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew!

Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed.

#80 The Prisoner

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 11 Dec 2017 19:31:46 GMT

Ari's triumphant return means our hosts are covering their faces in shaving cream and traveling back in time to the 1960s, a dystopic time where Big Brother was always watching and citizens lived in fear of big white balls!

Toy cars, three-toed statues, polar bears, The Dharma Initiative, teeter totters, jukebox cave tunnels, aliens, and Knick Knack and McGooGoo are also discussed.

#79 Manimal

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 05 Dec 2017 17:46:06 GMT

With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode '80s animal sci-fi show you've never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.

#78 Boy Meets World

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 24 Nov 2017 16:28:58 GMT

With Ari away serving up hot Thanksgiving meals to those in need, guest star Joey (of Roswell fame) steps up to fill the void! And TGINovember keeps rolling along without a hitch, as boy meets world, podcast meets show, and Jon meets THE DEVIL INSIDE HIM.

In keeping with a Thanksgiving theme, some of the following are also discussed: condiments, elephant garlic, pine nut splinters, Duck Hunt, turkey legs, blue-cran-berry sauce, and salad-sobbing Feeny.

#77 Step by Step

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 06 Nov 2017 20:02:32 GMT

Thank God It's November keeps rolling along with Step by Step, the show that never would have been if it weren't for the matchmaking Velma! Our hosts attempt to unravel the mysteries of Patrick "Pat" Duffy's cooking, the ominous disappearance of Brendan, and much more!

Milk Who's Talkin', hard milk, wedding registries, Jim Belushi's puffy nipples, denim, and Mr. Buttons are also discussed.

#76 Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 02 Nov 2017 17:20:40 GMT

The first installment of the brand new, must listen "Thank God It's November" series kicks off with Cooper, Cooper, Hangin' with my ma-aaaan!

Lampin', Cuba Goodin', and Mark Curry's terrifying plane encounters are also discussed.

#75 Bosom Buddies

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 26 Oct 2017 14:14:35 GMT

Pre-Big, Pre-Burbs, and pre-Bachelor Party Tom Hanks and his bosom friend Peter Scolari have to dress in drag for cheaper rent! Hilarity ensues!

Lost, grizzly cheese, Wayne's World, World War II, World War I, and the Vietnam War are also discussed.

#74 Joey

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sat, 14 Oct 2017 14:11:17 GMT

The baby kangaroo leaves all his buddies in the Big Apple and heads out west to Hollywood. No, it's not "Chandler," it's Joey! And the stoner guy from Road Trip!

One name shows, Prison Mike, Paul Rudd, and belts are also discussed.

#73 Sports Night

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 05 Oct 2017 11:44:29 GMT

Special guest star Harrison drops back in the pocket and smashes a home run right down Broadway! That's a 12-0 lead for the What Happending podcast over the Mighty Fightin' 15,000 meterers!

Laugh tracks, cry tracks, traffic obsessions, Ball Four, catering, Nick Kroll, Latin, the Knicks chances at taking home the hardware, and Bus Lady are also discussed.

#72 Spyder Games

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 25 Sep 2017 15:46:18 GMT

Special guest star Kelley takes us through everyone's favorite MTV soap opera lead-in to Undressed, Spyder Games. Do these Spyders work for Russia? Or Sega? Or do they just run an insect zoo? Listen to find out!

Foot sex and tree frogs are also discussed.

#71 Battlestar Galactica

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 18 Sep 2017 15:30:00 GMT

It's Battlestar Galactica with special guest star Shannon! Frak yeah! Today we learn what a nebula is, and discuss dome double dates.

#70 The West Wing

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 16:40:12 GMT

Two terms sure does fly by. Don't walk and talk, walk and listen!

#69 The Dukes of Hazzard

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 15:42:30 GMT

It's the season five premiere! Car chases, car crashes, chubbies, car chases, orphan girls, car crashes, and banjo abound.

Sean William Scott, Waltham, and duct tape role play are also discussed.

#68 Pushing Daisies

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 10 Aug 2017 17:02:15 GMT

A dashingly handsome pie maker, a delightfully British narrator, a deviously dick-holey funeral director, and a doggity dog dog dog! It's Pushing Daisies! Just a warning; once you hit play, listen all the way through without hitting pause otherwise this podcast will die.

Balancing your chi, tweets, gloves, Audie awards, and The Burbs are also discussed.

#67 Martial Law

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 15:56:09 GMT

Hut, hut, hut, heee-yike! Sammo Hung drops back to pass, Arsenio Hall is wide open! But oh no it turns out he was on the sideline and hadn't checked into the game, and now the referee has tripped, broken his pinkie, and accidentally poisoned himself. Scorpio wins!

#66 Doug (lost episode)

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 25 Jul 2017 14:30:14 GMT

Recorded weeks, perhaps even months, prior, at long last the Doug episode has arrived! Grab a Honker burger with a side of nematode, sit back, and enjoy!

#65 Greg the Bunny

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 14 Jul 2017 21:07:13 GMT

It's time for more puppets!!! With button eyes or real human eyes? You'll have to listen to know. Oh, and Bob Gunton loves knives.

Ron Artest, Gilbert Gottfried, Meet Joe Black, and the life and death of the Olson twins are also discussed.

#64 Weird Science

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sat, 01 Jul 2017 00:12:17 GMT

Happy Fourth of July! 'Merica best country on Earth, where fax machines create beautiful women and the bombs burst in midair.

#63 The Real Housewives of Miami

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 26 Jun 2017 02:39:07 GMT

There's a fashion show and then the one woman shoots a gun at a shooting range and then another one tries to throw a blueberry in her kid's mouth and then this other one goes shopping and then Jabba the Hutt goes BRGLEBRGLEDYOONO and then they all have a chef cook them food and then someone has a wedding and the bride is almost late to the rehearsal dinner but then it's fine. Wow! RHOM!

#62 Baywatch

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sun, 18 Jun 2017 00:35:24 GMT

Get your tanning oil, swimsuit, sunglasses, umbrella, and hunting knife; we're going to the beach!

#61 Downton Abbey

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 06 Jun 2017 21:37:18 GMT

After a failed first attempt to watch Downton Abbey (that turned into a yet-to-be-released very extra special lost episode!) our determined hosts teamed up with guest star Melissa for a second go at the popular BBC drama. And wonderful hats, costumes, and chopped boiled eggs greeted them with open arms. Chicken oysters, Maggie Smithsass, Stanning for Spacey, Avatar, and Myst are also discussed.

#60 Nash Bridges

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 23 May 2017 13:30:25 GMT

Our hosts delve back into the world of law enforcement with the ever-charming Don Johnson and a giant, delightful cesspool of other co-stars!

Street Magic, Hunter S. Thompson's morning workout, and Imhotep are also discussed.

#59 Xena: Warrior Princess

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 16 May 2017 00:26:04 GMT

Special guest star Allen helps our hosts breakdown Xena's dark past, superb frisbee throwing, and incredible bamboo lily pad head hopping stick fighting skills.

Trolls, cyclops, Ryan Gosling, CGI masks, plastic beetle hair, and many other magical beasts are also discussed.

#58 My So-Called Life

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Fri, 12 May 2017 19:05:58 GMT

Cool Dads, Mom Hair, Ignored Sisters, Hot Daughters, Faith No More, Tino, So-Called Irony, Coming Out Bisexual, Angst, Thursday Night Parties, Tree Readers, Ghostwritten Love Letters, Hiding Behind Open Doors, Subconscious Punishment, Frozen Embryos, Breasts Between Us, Plasma, Anne Frank's Freedom, Yearbook Club Dropouts, I Dream of Tony, Tell Her, Toaster Shockers, Full Glasses of Milk, Secret Crushers, and many more of your favorite '90s bands are featured in this SMASH MTV hit!!

#57 Sanford and Son

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sat, 29 Apr 2017 13:19:05 GMT

We watched this show, wow! Special guest stars Jackie Gleason, Fred Armison, Frank Robinson, Billy Madison, Luke Jackson, Pat Robertson... and Robin Lopez!

#56 Moonlighting

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 18 Apr 2017 18:41:56 GMT

Will they or won't they? Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd star as a pair of late night lounge crooners hellbent on making it big in the cutthroat world of song and dance... Or do they or don't they?

Thick sausage torture, glass elevator chases, anarchist mohawks, Munch's universe, and Jon's new coy pond are all part of this week's brand new, star-studded episode!

#55 Duck Dynasty

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 18:31:56 GMT

What happens when benighted people with poor camera presence are deluded by avarice and thrown into contrived scenarios? You get a dynasty... Duck Dynasty.

An astounding lack of happenings leaves our hosts a little lost for words as they try to make sense of the "redneck" "business" "men" and women of this "reality" "entertainment" "television" show.

#54 Gilligan's Island

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 04 Apr 2017 17:59:38 GMT

A one hour episode.

#53 Highlander

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 22 Mar 2017 22:59:52 GMT

There can be only one episode of What Happending where our hosts watch the unending episodes about the unending lives of the clan MacLeod. Watch out for Slan the man! Seinfeld fashion and boat phones are also discussed.

With an unmatched list of standard advanced driver assistance features, the 2017 Toyota Highlander is one of the best values in the midsize SUV class. Its interior is high-end and comfortable, and there's plenty of cargo space.

#52 Twin Peaks

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 15 Mar 2017 14:08:08 GMT

Who killed Laura Palmer? And where did the jelly donuts go? Our hosts tackle these questions and more as they attempt to make sense of the bizarro mind of David Lynch. Opposite ventriloquists, Road House, Mace Binaca, and jackalopes are also discussed.

#51 Entourage

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 07 Mar 2017 23:42:35 GMT

With Ari away interviewing new potential interns for the show, Jon and Carlos recruit former guest stars Jake and Melissa to help fill the void. Without Ari's guiding light and spirit, our hosts have a hard time staying on message. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, Kyle Somalier, Tinder, The Revenant, kid vampire, golf, Lost, Jelly, and Mark Margolis.

#50.5 Knight Rider

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 28 Feb 2017 00:40:12 GMT

Jon didn't feel comfortable giving the 50th retrospective complete rights to its own number, so we're back with episode 50.5! Michael Caine Q ass fool, David Hasselhoff's fresh face, a mysterious land called Silicon Valley, David Hasselhoff jogging, Comtron, voodoo, demolition derbies, turbo boost, road head, the Baja Boys, desperate waitresses, angry truckers, Steve Jobs, Mr. Feeny, Henry Gibson (again), the dean from Animal House, Craigslist ads for young men, slide whistles, magic earrings, bong microscopes -- it's all packed into one podcast!

#50 The Spectacular Retrospective

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sat, 18 Feb 2017 18:43:25 GMT

It's the season four premiere!!!!

How time flies when you're watching only the pilot and finale. Our hosts recount some of the best and worst series and characters from the 49 shows they've watched to date.

Who's your top three? Email us, we got a gmail account.

Thomas Rosales Jr. Minisode

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:00:09 GMT

After an appearance by Mr. Rosales Jr. in MacGyver, a deep dive into his career ensues and a fascinating pattern emerges. A case of deja vu strikes our hosts, and they are left to wonder if life is a loop repeated, if free will exists or it is only an illusion, if they have seen all these finales before.

Bonus content: What Happending is pleased to announce our first corporate sponsor, a soon-to-be-named coffee giant. Listen to the end for the world premiere of the brand new commercial jingle!

And we'll be back next week with Gilligan's Island!

#49 According to Jim

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 08 Feb 2017 00:24:16 GMT

We know you've all heard about it, According to Jim. Now get our side of the story. Season three finale! Wow!

#48 Saved by the Bell

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 30 Jan 2017 23:58:29 GMT

On this episode, our hosts get a heavy dose of Slater's spinning dance moves and wrestling singlets in both the pilot and finale, as well as plenty of sing and dance routines from the whole cast of the Teletubbies--er, Saved by the Bell. Jamie Foxx's lost son and nuclear power are also discussed.

#47 The Bachelorette Season 12

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 24 Jan 2017 20:39:59 GMT

In a What Happending first, our hosts watch the first and last episode of a single season of competitive reality TV, the Bachelorette season 12! 26 dudes whittled down to one. Who will it be? The erectile dysfunction counselor/pastor? A non-white person? The country boy? Santa? Spoiler: it's a white person.

Apocalypse Now, ElimiDate, All-4-One, coconut basketball, and Starship Troopers are also discussed.

#46 Gossip Girl

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 18 Jan 2017 16:49:53 GMT

Who is Gossip Girl? Why do people care? Is Serena back in town? Why do people care? Is Dan likable? Is Chuck the worst character of all the 46 shows we have watched to date?

Our hosts attempt to answer these questions and more on this episode! Dan, MySpace antennas, Dan, sandwich continuity, and Dan are also discussed.

#45 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 09 Jan 2017 21:11:52 GMT

Guest star Anna and our hosts watch Will Smith, Carlton, and the rest of the Bel-Air crew grow up before their eyes as they watch the pilot and finale of the show that kickstarted a career of mediocre hero movies and PG rap songs. Death, The Sandlot sequel, canned studio silence, and douche cliches are also discussed.

#44 Peep Show

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 03 Jan 2017 19:54:59 GMT

It's (was) New Year's Day, do you know what your podcast is doing?? Watching Peep Show, of course. In What Happending's first foray into the world of British shows, triple-chinned Matthew Broderick and Jez do not disappoint, giving our hosts an authentic, up close and personal glimpse of British Americana, teeth and all.

#43 Cheers

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Thu, 29 Dec 2016 01:52:18 GMT

Prost! The very special What Happending holiday reunion episode finds all three of our hosts in the same place, gathered together under Mother's wing like a good family to enjoy Norm's small mugs of beer, Cliff's security guard jacket, and so much more.

#42 Remington Steele

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 20 Dec 2016 18:19:27 GMT

Pierce Brosnan impersonates a South African special agent and introduces himself to a PI purporting to work for a man named Remington Steele; the very man Brosnan will use his rod to becum!!

#41 Roswell

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 12 Dec 2016 23:58:52 GMT

This show was dog shit. But we do talk about condiments, why the bus explosion in Speed was justified, and how we'd handle having magic powers better than these bozos. Thanks to special guest star Joey!

#40 The Larry Sanders Show

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 05 Dec 2016 19:53:51 GMT

We loved this show, if we could be so blunt. We chortled and chattered, with nary a grunt. Thanks to guest Conor, who went for it - no punt! So listen right now, and don't be a meanie.

#39 MacGyver

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 22 Nov 2016 23:56:36 GMT

We watched MacGyver!

#38 Gilmore Girls

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 08 Nov 2016 19:13:49 GMT

Guest star Billy and our hosts learn all about the Gilmores, elder and younger, and the zany cast of characters that fills up Stars Hollow like so much coffee in a mug/pot/paper cup.

#37 Dark Shadows

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Mon, 31 Oct 2016 19:21:25 GMT

It's the third and final spooky installment of the What Happending Halloween trifecta! This cult classic gothic horror soap opera vampire medieval 1960s conclusion-ey lobster drama unfolds in ways our hosts could have never predicted, as they watch episode 1 and episode 1,225, or episode 1.1 and episode 1.1245, depending on who you ask.

#36 Friday the 13th: The Series

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 25 Oct 2016 18:35:24 GMT

In the second installment on their spooky run, our hosts are sucked into the terrifying world of antiques, dolls, cousin flirting, and time travel portals disguised as bloody paintings.

#35 The X-Files

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 18 Oct 2016 19:49:08 GMT

In the first of a run of three spooky shows, our terrified hosts watch the first and last episode of The X-Files. Listen at your own risk!

24 Minisode

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:00:00 GMT

Our second minisode comes on the heels of the OC episode, where Carlos was so intrigued by Jon's Jack Bauer ramblings he stuck around to listen while Ari and Celly were in the kitchen making apple pie. We'll be back next week with The Larry Sanders Show!

Snippendinger - Bonky Theme

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Sun, 27 Nov 2016 19:05:26 GMT

New theme music for the Bonky Award, given out every episode on What Happending!

#34 Friday Night Lights

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 23:29:23 GMT

It's the season two finale! Clear eyes, full hearts, can listen!

#33 Family Matters

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 04 Oct 2016 22:23:47 GMT

Oh, "What's Happening?" where are thee? When will The Three ever be able to watch the inspiration for their namesake?

After the originally planned "What's Happening?" goes amiss, Jon rescues his fellow hosts with a "Family Matters" surprise, which leads to fond memories of TGIF, Gravity, magical flutes, and Waldo Faldo Baldo.

#32 The O.C.

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 27 Sep 2016 14:52:09 GMT

The Three see The O.C. with guest star Celly. You'll listen.

#31 H.R. Pufnstuf

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:57:19 GMT

Grab a big plate of talking milk and cookies and listen to us watch H.R. Pufnstuf, where we went to have a little till we'd had enough, where forgotten memories become imagined realities, where you find what you seek only when you are lost, where you return again and again in a hazy, long Lost dream.

Editor's note: many apologies for the recent technical difficulties! It won't happen again, as we now have a brand new awesome hosting service.

#30 Whoopi

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:56:10 GMT

It's Mavis, hooray! Let's talk about this show after we watch it!

#29 The Brady Bunch

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:54:08 GMT

Guest star Melissa returns to provide our hosts with expert insight into the wild world of the Brady family!

#28 Early Edition

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:53:00 GMT

Our hosts watch the earliest and latest Early Edition! Don't read about it yesterday, listen today!

#27 Party of Five

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:51:55 GMT

Special guest stars Marika and Molly help our hosts plumb the shallow depths of the sad, brooding Salinger family. In the final segment, Carlos has a stunning confession.

#26 Jersey Shore

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:50:43 GMT

Special guest stars and Jersey Shore experts Kelley and Shannon guide our hosts through a magical journey at Seaside Heights

#25 Golden Girls

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:49:21 GMT

The legend of Batman guest star D-Mo Danny Donuts lives on, as his selection of Golden Girls results in an abnormally favorable response from the What Happending hosts. A recap and ranking of each host's favorite shows watched so far highlights what Bill Murray described as "the most listenable-to episode of the most listenable-to podcast out there."

#24 Batman

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:47:59 GMT

Special guest star and resident Batman expert Danny D-Mo Donuts joins this episode as they watch the original 1960s hit show!

#23 Mama's Family

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:46:45 GMT

Mama, what's up with your family? Let's find out!

#22 Charmed

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:45:07 GMT

The Power of Three is summoned by the hosts to watch the Charmed Ones summon the Power of Three!

#21 Young Hercules

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:43:55 GMT

This is an episode where we watch the TV show Young Hercules. Ryan Gosling!

#20 CHiPs

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:42:44 GMT

We watched CHiPs! And we ate chips!

#19 CSI: NY

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:41:08 GMT

After another week off from another technical difficulty hiatus, the team is back and locked in to CSI NY!

#18 Taxi

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:37:24 GMT

After a technical difficulty hiatus, it's time for Taxi! Due to audience demand, it's a special super sized episode filled with super sized laughs!

Lost episode #17 Fraggle Rock

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 09 Nov 2016 23:05:04 GMT

No, not Lost the show, the infamous lost episode of What Happending! Originally recorded in May 2016, finally remastered and ready for mass consumption. We'll be back next week with MacGyver!

#16 Murder, She Wrote

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:35:47 GMT

The season two premiere finally arrives! Listen, they advise!

Star Wars Minisode

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:55:13 GMT

It seems the duty of any podcast to broach the subject of Star Wars at least once, and in an especially long break between segments on the Brady Bunch episode, that is just what happened with our beloved hosts. Behold, the Star Wars bonus minisode!

#15 Oz

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:34:29 GMT

The season one finale reaches a dramatic conclusion as Jon, Ari, & Carlos delve deep into the magical, mystical land of Oz. Listen for the number to call to win a very special prize!

#14 Dinosaurs

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:33:23 GMT

Special guest star Kelley the paleontologist helps our hosts dissect the intricacies of dinosaur societies. A miscommunication about the finale leaves some feeling happy, and some feeling very sad.

#13 Wings

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:32:12 GMT

Come fly away, come fly away, come fly away with Three!

#12 Martin

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:30:38 GMT

Special guest star Jake turns the three-way light bulb up to a fourth setting they didn't know they had. A blinding beam of all-knowing light is formed, and the pilot and finale of Martin is discussed.

#11 The Lone Ranger

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:29:25 GMT

Hi-ho Silver! Me thinks the three watch The Lone Ranger this week!

#10 ALF

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:27:47 GMT

Episode cinco times dos has already arrived, with special guest star Shannon! It's amazing how quickly time flies and crashes into a garage.

#9 ReBoot

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:25:33 GMT

In a Jon pick, the Fantastic Three fall victim to the evil Megabyte as they battle through the first ever 3D-animated show to air on television, ReBoot, in an episode of many first for the Ghidorah; first animated show, first kids show, first Canadian show, first international show, and first show that Hulu didn't even bother to splice in advertisements.

#8 Reba

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:23:56 GMT

Back when times were simple, Reba was there for you. We're all there for her now.

#7 Melrose Place

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:22:53 GMT

It's that time again! Los tres re-emerge and attack the pilot and season 7 episode 35 of Melrose Place, with special guest star Smelissa.

#6 21 Jump Street

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:20:34 GMT

The magical tricycle returns to discuss Johnny Depp, Harry Truman, Jaw Guy, Holly Robinson, and so much more!

#5 Doogie Howser

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:19:22 GMT

The three-headed Cerberus returns after a one-week hiatus to watch and discuss the show that started it all!

Editor's Note: Show audio is improved on episode six and beyond.

#4 Sledge Hammer!

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:18:04 GMT

Jon, Ari, & Carlos are back for more, this time following the adventures of Mr. Hammer.

Editor's Note: Show audio is improved on episode six and beyond.

#3 Walker Texas Ranger

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:16:26 GMT

Nardine, Ari, & Carlos unpack and unravel the mysteries of the pilot and finale episodes of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Editor's Note: Show audio is improved on episode six and beyond.

#2 Felicity

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:12:50 GMT

The old gang's back together again. Grab a cup of oatmeal with olive oil, lay down, stretch your iliotibial bands, and enjoy. Theme music by Ari.

Editor's Note: Show audio is improved on episode six and beyond.

#155 The Jeffersons

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 14:29:06 GMT

In the pilot, the elevator doors close dangerously fast. In the "finale," George tries to sell candy and all the girls love cottage cheese.

Madea Scared Stoopid, Nate Thurmond, Frances Lear, M.A.N.T.I.S., Jeremiah Johnson, Noel Fielding, and Red Robin are also discussed.

Throwback Ep: Baywatch

whathappending@gmail.com (Jon, Ari, & Carlos) — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 17:34:19 GMT

Our hosts are currently in an underground science laboratory developing edible versions of Gak and Floam. They expect to return, belly's stuffed, by next Tuesday with a brand new episode: The Fugitive!

Until then, please enjoy this classic What Happending episode, when we watched the 90-minute TV pilot movie of Baywatch, and then also Baywatch Hawaii by accident.