What is going on with this house?

Cat Not Included

2010-09-01T08:55:00.000-07:00

This Denville, New Jersey home is adorable, but the cat is cuter :)

80s Rocking Bathroom

2010-08-31T06:50:00.000-07:00

The sight of this shiteous North Jersey bathroom brought me right back to the 1980s ... Music from Tears for Fears. A time when I actually liked Madonna. Spuds MacKenzie and Ray-Bans were the rage. Ya feel me?

Dream Kitchen

2010-08-31T06:47:00.000-07:00

I haven't updated this blog much because being unemployed, I'm no longer in a position to look at homes.

I did scope out this gem in Wayne, NJ though. Check it.

Holy Hotness!

2010-06-10T07:15:00.000-07:00

Check out this guy or couple's (male hats?) bedroom. The walls are plastered with relatives and loved ones, then suddenly, BAM! SHIRTLESS MAN LOOKIN' MUCH TOO SEXY!

Boris The Spider!

2010-06-05T12:56:00.000-07:00

Can you spot the leftover Halloween decoration?

Kitty Not Included

2010-06-05T12:54:00.000-07:00

Hello Kitty! Kitty not included, but lovely view of ShopRite and two soda machines are all yours for the price of $265,000 in Netcong, New Jersey.

Who's your decorator?

2010-06-02T04:22:00.000-07:00

"Let's match the chairs to the wallpaper, honey!"

Picture Perfect

2010-04-05T14:36:00.000-07:00

This is a first, a real estate image framed and fancy? Weird!

Kitty Porn

2010-04-05T14:13:00.000-07:00

I love when cats make it into real estate photos. I truly do. I could do an entire website just featuring kitty cats sneaking into real estate photos. No lie.

Futuristic Fireplace

2010-02-27T18:31:00.000-08:00

Normally I bombard you with photos of shiteous homes or people sneaking into Realtor's pictures.

For once I found a semi-decent house, yet guffawed at the sight of this weirdo-looking wood burning stove. I think that's what this is. Looks more like a space ship or some shit. Why does this image seem so funny to me? Anyone?

Why bother? Seriously!

2010-02-27T18:26:00.000-08:00

Searching for homes in New Jersey, I am yet again stumped.

My initial reaction at viewing the cozy snow-covered exterior shot of this mint green gem was, "Not bad for $119K." I then made the mistake of clicking around to view additional photos.

The second thought that came to mind, "Why bother including interior photos?" Like, really. I'm at a loss for words here.

Remember two-tone jeans? Here's a two-tone house!

2010-01-20T07:30:00.000-08:00

Guess they couldn't decide which color they preferred?

Wait 'Til The Landscapers Leave...

2010-01-17T15:12:00.001-08:00

before you take your damn photos!

An overzealous real estate photographer just couldn't wait to snap this exterior shot of a house in East Hanover, NJ.

Proud To Be An American, Part Two

2010-01-17T15:08:00.000-08:00

Yet another proud American has ruined their lovely home with lots of red, white and blue.

Whatcha Watching?

2010-01-13T06:03:00.000-08:00

Is that a bloody animal mouth on the left side of the TV screen? Whatever it is, is almost as scary as the tightness of this living room. "Everyone scoot over, I need to get to the bathroom!"

Bless This Mess

2010-01-13T06:02:00.000-08:00

Forget calling the show Stagers, a Hoarders intervention may be more appropriate. Geez, who sells a house this messy? Look at the island in the kitchen!

"Groovy Wallpaper"

2010-01-13T05:59:00.000-08:00

The description under this photo on the MLS site seriously read "groovy wallpaper" -- I'd describe it as vomit-inducing.

Boop Boop De Boop

2010-01-13T05:56:00.001-08:00

Like Betty Boop much? This seller sure does!

Cabinet/Dishwasher

2010-01-07T09:26:00.001-08:00

We've seen wallpapered cabinets, but here's something I've never seen before ...

It appears to be a cabinet door super glued to a dishwasher. Geez, what'll they think of next?

Triangular House

2010-01-01T15:07:00.000-08:00

You must be very tiny to live in this house. A bump on the head will surely result with a step to the left or a step to the right. The ad for this Sussex County, NJ house features this lone image.

The Kid Stays In The Picture

2009-12-31T07:13:00.000-08:00

Yet another MLS photo including a child.

Fireplace Shrine

2009-12-31T07:11:00.000-08:00

What does one do with a nonworking fireplace? Turn it into a shrine for high school trophies of course!

Easy Snacking!

2009-12-31T07:10:00.000-08:00

Snacking while watching TV is easy in this house. Everyone should have a fridge and large table next to a big screen TV.

Guy On The Deck?

2009-12-29T15:11:00.000-08:00

Wait a minute, what's that guy doing on the deck? Barbecuing? Moving lawn furniture? Maybe the real estate agency photographer should ask him to step aside before snapping this rear shot of the house. Just a thought.

Why Bother? Really.

2009-12-21T13:08:00.000-08:00

I comb the Garden State MLS site daily. Many houses I like, I think to myself, "Why isn't there a photo of the kitchen?" Obviously the kitchen must be dated or possibly a shambles. What's worse, misleading house hunters with an awkward shot of just the brand new stove, no photos of the kitchen or a photo like this one?