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Getting it up.

2008-08-12T09:53:00.006-04:00

I've spent the last couple of weeks getting my porn related website up and running. It's been fun but it has not been easy. Maybe I'm just getting too old for that kind of thing.

I put off starting the site for about a year now and I finally got fed up with friends making more money on the movies I've done than I did! Seriously, one friend has made about double what I did on one film by just registering with some affiliates and getting a cut every time someone clicks through to them and signs up or buys something. So I've been signing up as an affiliate with lots of companies and putting links to them on my site.

You only get one lump payment when you do a film and then they can do whatever they want with the photos and related materials from that point on. Who knows where your face (or weiner) will show up? Calendars, greeting cards, ads for the bathhouse, public service ads for gonorrhea. The other ways to make money off of the movies is to either do public appearances (not so easy for me since I have a full time job) or to escort. Don't think the escorting thing is for me. Not that I have anything against it at all. Some of my best friends are escorts. Seriously.

It's going to be a couple more weeks until I have the site working the way I want it to be. Right now I'm uploading tons of photos and trying to put some galleries together. Ugh. Not so easy. Eventually I'd like to get to the point where I can put up some of my own original content and maybe even a webcast. Of course, I'll probably be 65 by then and have to market to a whole different market. Ya... senior citizen porn is HOT! LOL!

Feel free to check out the site at www.nickmoretti.com and let me know what you think. Remember it's a porn site so there is going to be nudity. Ummm.. actually, how is that different from this blog? Feel free to click through any of the links and buy a membership or product from the site it takes you to. Hey... a girls gotta eat! ;-)

Mamma Mia... That Sucks!

2008-08-08T09:09:00.008-04:00

I went to see Mamma Mia last night after so many friends and coworkers went on and on and on about how great it was. One friend even said, "People were dancing in the isles!" Umm.... I think he was mistaken and what he really saw was terrified moviegoers running through the isles trying to escape the horror that is Mamma Mia the movie. God did this movie suck!

Don't get me wrong, I had a great time watching this train-wreck of a movie. But that was only because we were hysterical laughing at how bad the whole thing was. Even Meryl Streep couldn't save this one. Poor thing ran around singing at the top of her lungs, running up hills, jumping on beds, climbing on roofs, falling off of everything in site. I keep waiting to hear the loud snap as her hip shattered into pieces. How old were there freaking women? And those musical numbers with the nubile and horny young boys being seduced by the child molesting, shrieking old hags (yes, I said it... Christine Baranski is a shaking old hag no matter how much plastic surgery she is sporting) were very, very disturbing. I felt like I needed a shower to get the "Mommy, the old lady touched me in my bad place" feeling off of me. Ugh.

I don't understand why everyone complaining that Pierce Brosnan's singing was so horrible that it ruined the movie for him. EVERYONE in the WHOLE MOVIE couldn't sing for shit! The problem with Pierce's performance is that when he sang, he looked like he was severely constipated and a farm vet had his arm halfway up his butt trying to dislodge whatever was causing the blockage. Did it actually hurt him as much to sing as it did for us to hear him sing? I doubt it.

And one more thing, what the heck was up with Colin Firth turning into a big ole mo at the end and ending up with the very hot and very young boy? Where the hell did that come from? I'm sorry if you didn't see the movie yet and that spoiled the ending for you, but the whole thing sucks anyway, so I really couldn't ruin it more than the director did already.

So it's two thumbs way up the director's butt on this movie. Sorry if you disagree with my opinion and liked it. Really sorry.

It's good to be posting again!

Part 2: The making of a porn star! Umm... Sorry, I mean gay erotic video personality, continued.

2008-08-06T12:27:00.004-04:00

Let's go for it? Let's go for what?! I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

I found out more about the upcoming Chi Chi Larue movie. It was the latest edition of her very popular, very dirty, leathers series. It was going to be a VERY big production. Great... no pressure there.

I expressed my concerns at never having done this sort of thing before to the porn star manager guy and he was great at telling me what to expect and explaining how he would set me up on some smaller porn shoots first to help prepare me.

John Bruno, from Massive Studio was in town and he was interested in shooting me. So a couple of day's later, there I was, nervous as hell and naked in front of a camera. They paired me up with a cute guy who was actually friends with my two best friends at the time. It was very strange and I honestly thought it went terrible! A year later, while I was surfing for porn, I noticed a box cover with someone who looked like me on it (See the photo above). When I clicked on the link... it was me. I didn't even know that they released the scene. I guess it wasn't as bad as I thought. The funniest part is the look on my face. I look like a deer in headlights.

Right after that, Michael Lucas was in town filming. The porn agent had showed him my picture and he was interested. I had a fast and strange test interview with him (the highlight for me being: "OK, now turn around, bend over, spread your cheeks, and show me your hole". Umm... "OK!".

Guess my hole passed inspection because the next day I filmed a scene with Trey Rexx for their "Auditions" series. I was just as nervous as the first time and even more so because I was working with Trey Rexx (a porn star who I actually liked) and Michael Lucas. Say what you want about him, the man is a porn legend. The filming went well and we even got to finish up with a watersports scene. Ya... I'm a dirty boy. ;-) The day ended with a laugh from me when Trey Rexx looked up at me in the shower, as I was getting ready to pee on him, and whispered, "Don't pee in my hair." I didn't.

Afterwards, Michael Lucas, the camera man, Trey Rexx and I went out for dinner at a local restaurant. I had no experience with the porn industry, so I mostly just sat back and listened to the pros talk. I just kept thinking, "Am I really here?" The highlight of the evening for me, was when Michael Lucas was quoting major parts of the movie "Borat", which had recently been released. He was hysterical! Smart, funny, sexy, ambitious and hard working... no wonder why he's so successful.

Next up was my trip to Las Angeles to film with Chi Chi Larue.

To be continued...

Part 1: The making of a porn star! Umm... Sorry, I mean gay erotic video personality.

2008-03-11T09:17:00.006-04:00

I haven't done a "real" update to this blog in a while. Still shy about sharing any personal details of my life, give the negative circumstances that resulted when I did it before. At the very least, just getting nasty, mean comments is probably enough to keep most people from blogging about anything that means something to them. But, I'm gonna try again. I think. We'll see how it goes.

So the porn thing. Ya... Ummm... it just kinda happened. Working my ass of at the gym trying to stay sane gave me a pretty good body. I'm proud of that and I take it for what it is... hours of hard work at the gym and good genetics (I mean I'm 44 freakin' years old!). I'd been approached by photographers many times to get some photos done and always shot them down. I did a little bit modeling back in New York City when I was in my early 20's and HATED it. Seemed most of the guys had really bad, primadonna attitudes and the photographers were freaks. I was young and straight out of Brooklyn. EVERYTHING seemed extreme to me.

After thinking, I said to myself, "What the fuck". I mean, I'm not getting any younger and I would like to capture what I look like now for when I do get old. So I set up a shoot with a photographer visiting from out of town. It was at a local gay guest house. Figured, if it went bad, at least no one would know. The shoot went OK and I didn't get too nervous, even being nude outside. The photographer was nice and made me feel pretty comfortable. I walked away from that feeling OK and took some time to process it. A couple of weeks later I got a print of a photo in the mail from the shoot and I was glad I did it. (The photo above is the photo from that shoot.)

A local photographer, who's work I REALLY LIKE, contacted me and asked me to shoot with him. I didn't hesitate this time. We spent about 4 hours shooting at a construction site, the beach, under a pier... cool locations. It was fun, he was sweet as hell, and I was thrilled with the results. Beautiful photos! I credit the photographer for that. He is amazing.

I did a couple of more shoots, some with clothes, and some nude, and even got paid. Hey! I could make some money out of this! Hmmm... Gotta remember that I'm 44 years old and only 5"8". Obviously, I didn't have aspirations of being the next supermodel.

About the same time, I'd been contacted by a couple of photographers asking if I was interested in doing porn. I thought about it and didn't think it was something I wanted to try. It sounded WAY out of my league and I really didn't know what was involved. It scared me.

One of the photographers invited me to a "Porn Star Pool Party" in Ft. Lauderdale. He seemed like a nice guy and I took him up on the invite. There was really only one Porn Star there and the rest were all local guys, some of who I knew. Everyone kept asking me if I was a porn star. It was funny. We ate BBQ, drank and had a nice time talking. The photographer pulled me aside and talked to me about doing porn and how I would be awesome at it. He really used the "hard sell" approach, wanting me to sign a contract right there. I told him I would think about it but I needed more info. I requested that we meet for dinner or something and talk about it in detail. Unfortunately, he didn't follow through. He just wanted me to jump in right away, whether I was comfortable or not.

About a week later I got contacted by another photographer, who's work I really liked. He wanted to shoot me in his studio and I took him up on it. Turns out his studio is also where they film tons of porn here in Ft. Lauderdale. He was so nice and everyone I met was really nice as well. We did some cool photos with clothes and without, and soft and hard (weiner that is). The shoot seemed to go really well and he seemed pleased. His partner came in and it turns out that he was the guy in charge of the porn part of the business. We sat and talked for a while and he talked to me about the porn business in a really comfortable way. I was interested. I really needed the money and it sounded like it could be fun. He said he would show my photos around and see who was interested. Cool!

The next day I got a call from him, asking me to come back in to his office and see the proofs from the shoot. They were really good. Funny, when I see photos of myself, it's like looking at a different person. Is that really me? I usually giggle nervously. While I was looking through the images he told me he had shown them around and that Chi Chi Larue had loved them and wanted to use me in a BIG film she was doing in LA in a couple of weeks. Huh? (Insert Scooby Doo impression here).

Wow... that was amazing! And SCARY as HELL! I told him I was interested but really apprehensive and nervous about it. What if I messed up? What if I couldn't "rise" to the occasion. What if...

He said, "When Chi Chi calls you, especially for your first film, you go." It was an amazing opportunity. I told him let's go for it.

To be continued...

OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN!

2008-02-07T11:35:00.000-05:00

Folsom Fair 2007 Photos

2007-11-02T16:22:00.000-04:00

I finally posted some photos I took at the Folsom Fair last month on Flickr. Not sure how to link to them though so this might not work. Here goes anyway...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9361070@N02/sets/72157602851897302/

Homoboy returns!

2007-11-01T19:59:00.000-04:00

Last night I recycled my "Homoboy" superhero halloween costume that I made about 15 years ago and it actually fit better now than it did then. This time around I took it to the next level by making my hair purple with florescent pink highlights and doing the same to my eyebrows. Homoboy indeed! I think this is the first halloween that I wasn't actually almost naked. The weather was great thanks to the tropical storm that is passing through. Breezy and spooky... perfect for halloween. I went to the big street fair they had in Wilton Manors and had a blast! Fun costumes, drinks, sushi, and friends. What else could you ask for?

I'll give an update on my trip to New York tp see my family and go to Alegria as soon as I get some free time. All I'll say for now is that it was not a great trip.

Alegria, a dead rat, and performance anxiety

2007-10-24T14:18:00.000-04:00

I'm heading to New York in a few hours. Gonna spend a few days with my Mom's husband in Staten Island and see my brother and his wife. Ugh. I haven't seen them for an entire year.

On the bright side, I bought a ticket to Alegria on Saturday night! Looking forward to a big, hot, sweaty party with New York boys. Although, I know quite a few guys from Fort Lauderdale that are going to be there as well.

While I'm there I'm supposed to have a photo shoot with a photographer who's work I like. He did a series of photos called "Rough Gods" that is HOT! Hope I can look that good in my photos. I still haven't called to set up a day and time so I better do that... NOW!

I had a photo shoot last night for a book cover. It's a book of twisted and dark gay short stories. Fun shoot! I just had to sit there in white boxer shorts on this big leather couch staring seductively into another boxer short wearing guy's eyes. It helped that I have the major hots for the guy in real life. We hooked up once and keep trying to get together for a real date. At least we got to grope each other during breaks in the shoot.

It's kind of unsettling that I am leaving a dead rat rotting in my attic. Seriously, the freakin thing ate rat poisoning and died up there a few days ago. I've been getting home too late to crawl up there and remove the decaying thing. My house STINKS!!!! I have had to go to bed with a scented candle burning for the last couple of days. Dead rat and clove scent is at least a little better than straight dead rat smell.

Oh... and I got an email last night from a photographer from Playgirl Magazine that I did a test shoot with in February. He said that they will be in Florida in December and would like to film me for their TV network. It's basically a fancy, smancy jerk-off scene and a day of photos. The money is pretty good and it will be on TV, so I sent back a, "Yes".

I've already got butterfies in my stomach. It's different doing a solo, JO scene than an actual sex scene with a partner, or two, or more. You're mind starts to wander to the cameras and the lights and the people milling around. When your with partners there are obvious other things to focus on. The kiss of death is when you start to get nervous and wonder if you are going to be able to cum or not. Once you get in that mode it's hard to recover.

I remember my first JO scene... a NIGHTMARE! I had to take a couple of breaks and it took forever. At one point they were going to throw in the towel. I asked for one more little break and then they came back and I got the job done. Funny how a stupid camera can be a total mindfuck to something I can easily do six times a day!

Cheap & slutty... Yup!

2007-10-22T09:01:00.000-04:00

Driving to work this morning in my truck, I run my hand through my freshly shaved head and find a big wad of gum stuck behind my ear.

Huh?

How the fuck did that...

Oh. Ya. I forgot about that.

Saturday night. I stopped chewing and stuck it behind my ear so I could engage in a different type of ummm... oral activity. This way I could retrieve it and resume chewing later. Hey, Funds are tight right now and every little bit helps.

And you know what? 2 days later that gum was still fresh and tasty. I'm chewing it right now!

Been a while since I've blogged but any of my old readers can tell that I'm still as classy as ever!

Like a cat in heat.

2007-09-17T09:05:00.000-04:00

A photo from the film "Link: The Evolution" (All Worlds VIdeo/Chi Chi Larue). Friends have labeled this my "Cat Woman" photo. Nice.

Guess it was time for an Evolution.

2007-08-02T08:53:00.001-04:00

What else can possibly happen?

2007-02-27T14:56:00.000-05:00

I can't wait to find out. :-)