Cockroaches and Grand Ams.

2013-05-25T13:02:00.001-07:00

Amanda Bynes, you should be ashamed. You have brought the world such gems as She's the Man, episodes of All that, Cody Banks 1 AND 2.

Clearly you have so much more to give the world.

2013-05-23T16:04:00.001-07:00

Even though I realize this, I will still fork over that fifty cents.

2013-05-19T15:54:00.002-07:00

Everyone is all hype about the Amanda Berry and Company being kidnapped for a measly ten years, but let's not forget this guy, Josef Fritzl, from Australia.

He built a secret dungeon in his basement, where he kept his daughter for TWENTY-FOUR years, he had seven children with her, and one miscarriage. Now that is a feat. He was finally found out in 2008.

2013-05-17T17:41:00.002-07:00

Hushpuppies.

2013-05-10T13:38:00.001-07:00

Some oldfucks with their generic nature paintings and me with my dumb stuffs. Still Art and Stroll in Paragould was alright.

2013-05-08T17:47:00.003-07:00

Welp, just ordered my tickets to the Mountain Oasis Festival in North Carolina. I have never been there before. Maybe we could meet up and dance upon each other and it would be grand.

2013-05-07T22:31:00.003-07:00

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2013-05-07T11:38:00.002-07:00

Dead horse means tomato sauce in Australia. Look you learned something today.

Here's some more for funzies. http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Travel-g255055-c1148/Australia:Australian.Slang.html

2013-05-07T09:52:00.003-07:00

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Dog wearing a sun visor.

2013-05-07T09:51:00.001-07:00

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2013-05-06T17:42:00.002-07:00

Jessie, the half whale, half turtle.

2013-05-06T17:41:00.001-07:00

2013-05-05T20:39:00.003-07:00

Some of my Organizational Psychology notes from this semester.

Look at this little snail guy. I imagine he would be red in color.

2013-05-03T15:18:00.001-07:00

The semester is over, I'm ready to draw dumb things again. To celebrate here is a video of a snail eating a fish whole. Enjoy.

2013-04-27T18:23:00.002-07:00

Oh so that's why his scales look like shit, not me being lazy or anything.

2013-04-25T14:00:00.000-07:00

Just finished reading Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, it was pretty good. This book has the infamous story by Chuck called "Guts," that has made people faint during readings, here is a link to the story http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts. Personally, I don't think "Guts" is all that gross. I bought the book used and there's something weird about my copy.

Haunted, including the afterward, is 411 pages. At page 364, some words are haphazardly underlined. The words underlined are as follows; intercom, asymptomatic, world pandemic, sterile, tumor, strain, stearic, epitaph, fissures, and latex. But the first appearance of the word 'latex' isn't underlined, the third or fourth one is.

I just do not understand this. I assume whoever had it before me underlined the words to look them up later, but why wait so long into the book to start underlining? And who doesn't know what a tumor is, or latex for that matter?

I just don't understand, seems like there is a story there.

2013-04-24T16:25:00.000-07:00

My adolescent psychology book's description of the popular violent video games of today.The book was published in 2013.

Ah yes, Grand Theft Auto, the game in which all you do is steal cars, I am familiar with that franchise.

Oh yea, the very, VERY popular game of Night Trap, I have most definitely heard of this game and am not being sarcastic.

2013-04-21T11:33:00.001-07:00

Yesterday, I got in this thrifty postcard from Sam Pink. I don't think I have ever gotten a postcard before, shit's different and dazzling. But a postcard brings up a good question, if I want to hang it up, which side do I choose?

If I put up the generic photo side, I will think of the message written on the other side, and if I put up the message side, I know I will just hunger to see the generic photo side. I am at a crossroads. I wonder how many other people have had to make this same decision.

2013-04-17T20:06:00.004-07:00

I know everyone and their brother has a kickstarter these days, but now I care, because continue show has one!

If you're retarded and don't know what the continue show is, it is a youtube gaming channel that is just the bee's knees.

The boys want to start another series, but they need them funds. Their goal is a little over $25,000 dollars and they're almost there. Get on the shit.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/continueshow/smart-guys

2013-04-16T19:50:00.001-07:00

If Great White Sharks in South Africa are going to continue jumping out of the water, this is what we have to look forward to, their evolution a la the fly fish. Especially if cracker scientists keep making them jump for funzies.

If this goes down, human are fucked, but we'll all be dead so that's cool. Also proposed sci-fi movie idea if not already in existence.

2013-04-15T11:10:00.002-07:00

Cristiano Ronaldo is sort of a douchebag, but after watching Cristiano Ronaldo: Tested to the Limit, I can no longer deny his skills.

He can detect a ball in the dark and score a goal. He is so skilled he can move a ball around quicker than a sniper can pop off a shot. That's insane.