What the Fuck is THAT Dude's Story?

Tom Brady's still-unnamed kid

2009-12-15T02:54:00.000-08:00

What the fuck is that dude's story? Either of them, for that matter? The kid's got no responsibility, of course. But The Kid... come on, guy. What, you too busy occasionally winning football games to settle on a moniker for your seed?

Chillin' dude.

2009-08-09T19:37:00.000-07:00

Sure, not everyone is at work this afternoon, hustlin' from one appointment to the hot dog stand to the Port Authority bus station for one of Manhattan's very few public rest rooms.

This picture was taken in the middle of a work day in Midtown.

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Powersauce Bars

2009-06-28T08:28:00.000-07:00

Have you seen this thing? I have one, but lost the string that is the easy way to start it.

Like most exercise equipment I have owned, I lost interest and this thing collects dust on my bookshelf.

I do look at it every day, remember when I bought it, the three times I used it, and wonder if I send a S.A.S.E, the dyna-flex company would send me a new string.

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And then there's THAT fuckin' dude.

2009-06-28T04:45:00.001-07:00

He says he's "also doing some Olde-Timey-Mowing with Nick."

Sorted.

But still...

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The dude that inspired it.

2009-06-27T13:51:00.000-07:00

That dude over there, sitting in the corner, drinking some wine, always wears a hat that looks like a throw pillow pushed forward on his head, got the free wristband from Brocephus... what the fuck is THAT dude's story?

I found out, but the truth is less important -- and far, far less interesting -- than the speculation of the answer. Which is the general point ("the poi-oint") behind all of this nonsense.

Welcome.

2009-06-27T11:40:00.001-07:00

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