Favorite Remake

Don’t laugh: it is possible to create remakes that are actually good. Listen, I hate 2010’s movies as much as anyone for the most part. It seems like every other movie is a remake, a sequel, a prequel, an adaptation, or some kind of combination of the bunch that demonstrates that Hollywood has not only completely run out of original ideas, but that they now hate original ideas and think that original ideas are ‘so twentieth century.’

Still, I’d be lying if I said that remakes weren’t sometimes great. You can hate remakes as a concept while still thinking that some of them can actually be good. Sometimes, movies really are old and they need to be updated. In other cases, the movies can be given a fresh take and unique voice. I’ve seen both of these scenarios play out and more.

True Grit is probably the best film remake that I can think of, even if I’m not usually a fan of Westerns. This one is so much better than most of the rest of the genre that I would say that it transcends most of it. The original film was just awful, even if you use the excuse that it’s just a product of its time. It’s not something that I can get into, and updating this movie for the twenty-first century was a really good idea. The acting is great. I’m glad that they got an actual girl in her early teens to play a character that was in her early teens. I also thought that they did a good job when it came to attention to period detail since the characters really did seem like historical characters. In terms of overall quality, this is my favorite remake.

Now let us go back a few decades to a movie from the horror genre: the Fly. I actually did like the original movie from the 1950’s. However, I think that the 1986 version really did something new and different with the story. It uses the broader outlines, but the story is still so different that it manages to succeed in spite of the fact that some people would say that it isn’t a remake so much as a movie that is loosely based on the original source material. In terms of which remake I actually consider my personal favorite and not just which remake I think is objectively the best, I’m going to go with the Fly.

Favorite movies and movies that you think are objectively good are not necessarily the same. Some of them are going to be better than others. There are plenty of things that I like that I consider flawed. There are also plenty of movies that I think are great objectively, but I had a hard time really getting into them personally. There are also movies that fall somewhere in the middle. It’s good that there are remakes that belong in all of those categories and more.

Movie Franchises that Jumped the Shark

All movie franchises jump the shark eventually. There’s nothing that you can do about it. If you have that many movies, they’re going to get bad at some point, especially if there was really no reason for a movie to turn into a franchise in the first place. We all know that with television series, even with really good television series, there are going to be some seasons that are just terrible.

It’s the same for movie series, except it seems to happen a lot faster. I mean, movies are basically two television episodes strung into one. You don’t get the leeway that you get in a television series, where a season is still going to have between thirteen and twenty-two episodes. You don’t have the same margin for error and you have to make sure that everything that you do is good right away.

I think we can all agree by now that the Pirates of the Caribbean series has jumped the shark, for instance. Frankly, I think that the series jumped the shark ten years ago or so when the second movie came out following the surprising success of the first film. However, the shark jumping of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies has really only increased more and more. Audiences still keep on lapping them up, though, so Hollywood keeps on making them.

We’re getting another one. You know the one: Johnny Depp wasn’t even in the trailer, now that people know that he’s a domestic abuser. Hopefully, this movie is going to bomb and people can get on with their lives without a pirate movie franchise from the early 2000’s that went on far longer than it should have. They should have just given Jack Sparrow the keys to immortality and left us all alone after the film with the mermaids. I did like the mermaids.

These days, it’s getting harder and harder to point to movie franchises that jumped the shark because almost everything today is an adaptation of something. If the books jumped the shark, the movies jumped the shark. There’s also the fact that Hollywood keeps coming out with all of these remakes. The remakes usually attempt to start their own franchises. However, if the first movie is already really bad, you can’t really say that the franchise jumped the shark. You can’t jump the shark in the first minute of a franchise, not even if you’re George Lucas.

Star Wars is weird in that it jumped the shark with the prequels, and now, with the sequel series, it has finally returned to form. We really do have to thank Disney for that, I guess. Star Wars at least shows us all that it is possible for a movie franchise to come back from the shark, so to speak. However, some people would just say that the new Star Wars movies represent different franchises anyway.

Best Horror Series

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What’s the best horror series today? If you’re talking about movies, you’re better off not really thinking about horror movies in terms of series. I mean, there are some horror movies where the sequels actually were really good. Scream comes to mind: the first and second movies were both good. For the most part, though, the horror genre is not known for great franchises or great sequels.

Horror partly relies on surprise, which is one of the many reasons why sequels often don’t work in horror. Horror is also all about shocking the audience without pulling them out of the story. Sequels often have to be bigger than the originals. The thing is, if you do that with the horror franchises, you’re going to end up with sequels that are really over-the-top. That’s the way most of the sequels to horror movies are.

Most of the good movies in the horror genre stand on their own. Here are my favorite horror movies: The Ring and Ringu, the Others, Dracula (1931), Psycho, the Haunting (1963), and Let The Right One In. What do all of those movies have in common? Either they didn’t have a sequel, or they did have a sequel and it was terrible.

Horror television tends to be better. The new hit series Stranger Things really is awesome, and it’s better than any five horror movies put together in most cases, except for the very best horror movies. There are plenty of other horror television series that are great because these television series have to be about something other than scares. If you want to have a horror movie, though, you’re better off keeping it as a standalone work.

Hollywood keeps on disappointing fans with its bad new movies these days. One of the only good horror movies that I saw that was made in the 2010’s was Cabin in the Woods. Movies, in general, have been in decline for a while these days. They’re probably not going to get back to the point at which they were back in the twentieth century, either.

Movie fans like me are just going to have to appreciate the older output of Hollywood, back before the 2010’s, or at least it looks like this is going to be the case. It’s possible that Hollywood is going to get its act together and produce something that is not a superhero reboot, a remake, an adaptation, an attempt at resurrecting a franchise that’s been dead since the 1980’s or earlier, or something else that is so unoriginal that saying that it is original is unoriginal.

Then again, that’s about as likely as the possibility that Hollywood is going to give up producing movies in orange and teal, which has been going on for about a decade now and which shows no signs of stopping. Just like black and white movies have become their own thing, the orange and teal movies are going to become the symbols of the movies of today. Lots of people today do not like to watch black and white movies even if they are actually good. Lots of people in the future aren’t going to want to watch orange and teal movies either, and most of them are not going to be genuinely good.

In the Mood for a Comedy?

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Okay, I honestly understand it when critics say that comedy movies are awful. They usually are awful. Making people laugh is great, but it is a parlor trick. You have to do something else, or you’re really going to have a hard time when it comes to actually creating something that is good.

There’s also the fact that when you aim for the lowest common denominator when it comes to comedy, you’re going to end up with some jokes that aren’t funny at all. If you look at a lot of the comedy that’s been produced in the last twenty years or so, half of it involves scatology and the other half involves bad puns.

The thing is, even then, there still are some comedies that are worth watching. You really do have to hunt around for them, though, or you’re never going to find anything. Most of them tend to be slightly older movies, too. You’re not going to find that many great comedies made in the twenty-first century.

Lots of the best comedies do something other than make you laugh. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies in general. Some people would say that it’s a comedy. Most would say that it’s a horror-comedy. Other people just think that it’s strange and they have a hard time really categorizing it. I laughed out loud during this movie, so I partly classify it as a comedy.

Shaun of the Dead is another comedy movie that I really love and that also partly falls in the horror genre. This is a movie that people are really going to remember in a lot of different ways, but I also think that it’s funny enough to be partly classified in the comedy genre. Ghostbusters probably falls into that category too in the sense that it has a supernatural horror theme in one sense, but that it is technically a comedy film.

Of course, the best comedy film of all time is still probably the Big Lebowski. The Dude is one of the best movie characters of all time. This movie has so many funny scenes in it that you have to actually watch the whole movie several times in order to actually appreciate all of them in all of their hilarity. The acting actually works well in spite of the fact that this is a comedy. People still don’t descend into a complete farce when it comes to acting here. Most comedy movies don’t hold up the more you watch them, but I would say that the Big Lebowski is one of the best examples of a comedy that can be watched over and over again.