Whatever... I mean Sultans of Swing

On Riddles

2011-04-05T10:38:00.000-07:00

Mac: Birds of a feather flock together, so do pigs and swine. Rats and mice have their chance, as will I have mine.
PooCzar: Nice. Rhymes.
Mac: Five friends sit at a table. They sat in order of age- what are the odds of this happening?
Mac: Also, one of the friends makes noises when he eats.
Mac: There's only five seats they sit around a table.
PooCzar: I want to say 1/640 but I know that's way, way wrong.
Mac: If we ever get Die Hard-ed, you get to be Zeus.
PooCzar: No, I think it's 1/12. I knew 1/640 was wrong.
Mac: We'd be dead by now.
PooCzar: Nah, 10 minutes real time is like 2 minutes movie time. We'd be fine.
PooCzar: Also, I was distracted by the friend making noises when he eats. Couldn't get the sound out of my head.
Mac: Answer- there was really only four friends.
PooCzar: Fucking riddles.

Oh snap

2009-10-28T16:56:00.000-07:00

Mac: i'm thinking of buying a wine decanter

Mac: how retarded is that?

Smartass PooCzar: super retarded

Mac: BUT HOW ELSE CAN I GET MY WINE TO BREATHE?

Smartass PooCzar: just leave the box open

Mac: ooo burn

It's a G-G-G-Ghost

2009-10-27T15:02:00.000-07:00

Smartass PooCzar: something just fell off my bookshelf behind me... and i haven't touched anything on that bookshelf in about two months

Mac: ghosts

Smartass PooCzar: hopefully

Smartass PooCzar: but hopefully bill cosby ghost dad, not patrick swayze ghost

Mac: yaaah

Mac: whatever you do ...

Mac: do not let whoopie goldberg into your house

Mac: or make pottery

On Home Security

2009-05-21T23:58:00.001-07:00

Smartass PooCzar: two different random guys came by my house today offering to sell us a home security system

Mac: they wanted to rob you

Smartass PooCzar: i'm pretty sure they're casing the neighborhood to see who has and who doesn't have one

Mac: they just wanted to know if you had a security system

Smartass PooCzar: yeah

Mac: go buy a fucking gun

Smartass PooCzar: i'm fucking paranoid now

Mac: don't let those assholes steal your xbox

Smartass PooCzar: no way, they'll have to get deep into the house to get the xbox

Smartass PooCzar: they might get the ps3 i don't use though

Mac: whatever man, there is a chance that they can get your xbox

Mac: go buy a gun

Mac: or atleast a sword

Mac: i'll sell you mine when i get back

Mac: melee damage

Mac: team swords

Smartass PooCzar: i'm thinking of buying one of these

Smartass PooCzar: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/security/9feb/

Mac: that'll work

Mac: also killing them would work too

Smartass PooCzar: i should probably get my baseball bat out of my car too

Mac: agreed

Smartass PooCzar: i'm not good at team hammers though

Smartass PooCzar: and the bat is hammer like

Mac: thats why i suggested swords

Smartass PooCzar: yeah

Mac: shotgun

Smartass PooCzar: all good options

Mac: seriously though kill those dudes if they break in, we are playing guild wars this weekend

Smartass PooCzar: yeah, i will

Mac: if you're out a computer or an xbox this 3 day weekend it will suck for me

Mac: also it's a half day tommorow

Smartass PooCzar: if they get my computer or xbox, it means i'm probably dead

Smartass PooCzar: those things are in my room, and i never leave my room

Mac: haha

Mac: your totally going to -1 this round

Smartass PooCzar: i'm hoping to get a death from the grave medal

Smartass PooCzar: i need to buy a will smith grenade

Mac: haha

Mac: yes you do

Mac: while the guy was talking did you tell your parents that he's trying to rob you

Smartass PooCzar: no, i wasn't around

Smartass PooCzar: they told me about it

Smartass PooCzar: and i immediately thought scam

Mac: seriously

Mac: no one goes door to door selling security systems

Smartass PooCzar: my brother woke up 10 minutes ago saying there was a car outside

Mac: especially no without leaving literature

Mac: haha

Smartass PooCzar: and he's not one to say there's a car when it's just driving by

Smartass PooCzar: he'll only say something if it's like right outside

Mac: go get your bat dude

Smartass PooCzar: i didn't hear anything, or see anything

Smartass PooCzar: but i'm inclined to trust a kid that doesn't lie ever

Smartass PooCzar: i'm hoping the fact that my brother looked out the window scared them off

Smartass PooCzar: like hey fuckers, we're awake at all hours

Mac: if you have a camera take a picture before they get you

Mac: so i can get vengence

Smartass PooCzar: will do

Smartass PooCzar: i've got a pair of scissors and a belt with a kinda heavy buckle that i can use like a whip

Smartass PooCzar: and some spray on deodorant that i can use to blind them

Smartass PooCzar: i'm planning to be the macguyver of crime fighting

Mac: hell yah

Mac: think of John Mason

Mac: what did he say about this shit?

Smartass PooCzar: trade secrets, my son ?

Mac: about icing dudes

Smartass PooCzar: oh, you must never hesitate

Smartass PooCzar: or he was trained by the best

Mac: if there is a movie to live by

Mac: it is the rock clearly

Smartass PooCzar: i was not trained, but i watched a movie starring a dude that claimed he was trained by the best

Smartass PooCzar: so that's close

Smartass PooCzar: the rock was on tnt last weekend

Mac: haha

Smartass PooCzar: they cut out a bunch of stuff

Smartass PooCzar: they even cut out "how in the name of zeus's butthole"

Mac: it's on all the time in my head

Mac: also

Mac: find little 25 cent bubbles

Mac: and fill them with draino

Smartass PooCzar: draino? why?

Mac: try to get it into a dudes mouth

Smartass PooCzar: haha

Mac: and then uppercut his ass

Mac: it will totally have the same effect

Smartass PooCzar: i'm gonna watch the rock and taken and bad boys 2, i think

Smartass PooCzar: i will learn everything i need to know

Mac: tonight?

Smartass PooCzar: probably tomorrow

Smartass PooCzar: if i can find my rock dvd, i'll watch that tonight

Smartass PooCzar: as i'm drifting off to sleep

Mac: i'll be back at around 330 EST

Smartass PooCzar: i'll probably wake up around 2

Mac: we gotsa kill some dudes

I bet Sarah Palin is a cougar in the sack

2008-10-06T12:13:00.000-07:00

Mac: did you watch the vp debates?

Smartass Pooczar: yeah

Mac: you lovin palin aren't you?

Mac: her daughters are hot

Mac: how can you not vote for her

Smartass Pooczar: she is a moron

Mac: thats... the only negative.

Smartass Pooczar: and while normally i say whoever is president, it doesn't affect me in any way.... if she ever became president, this country would be fucked

Mac: pretty much...

Mac: i will be fucking dumb founded if the republicans win

Mac: FUCK

Mac: i'm watching debate now.

Mac: you dumb bitch.

Mac: you did not just fucking say that we should leave business regulations in the hands of businesses...

Smartass Pooczar: she's dumb

Mac: fuck!

Mac: i can't stay mad at her, cause I bet she's a cougar in the sack

Smartass Pooczar: she's not a bad looking woman

Mac: I can totally picture angry sex with Palin

Mac: Yelling counterpoints to her

Mac: as you slam her against the bed board

Mac: Tax cuts for the rich do not help anyone but the rich, slam- slam

Mac: the trickle down effect is a myth- slam- slam

Mac: There is no proof of enough oil in our coasts or alaska, and even if there was unregulated oil would still not change the price of gasoline - SLAM - SLAM

Mac: Crude is 99 dollars a barrel, Gas should be 2.75-- What the fuck you bitch. SLAM

Mac: the last one would've been a donkey punch

He is that dense.

2008-08-26T20:40:00.001-07:00

Gary: Where were you last night?
Mac: fighting crime
Mac: I mean
Mac: eh fuck it
Mac: i'm a superhero
Gary: haha
Gary: Definitely needed your commentary last night.
Gary: I got stuck as some kind of bizzarro third wheel
Mac: who was there?
Gary: Wes and I with Angie (girl Wes is trying to bang) and her lesbian friend.
Mac: good thing I wasn't there
Mac: I would probably ruin things inadvertantly on account of being bored
Gary: That is all I wanted.
Gary: At least is would have been less awkward at times.
Mac: well you gotta mention that next time you say you want to hang out
Gary: Haha, I didn't know this was going to happen.
Gary: Ah, whatev...
Mac: haha you should've asked the lesbian
Mac: "are you really a lesbian are you just trying to avoid me hitting on you"
Gary: Oh, so much I would have said if Wes wasn't trying to mack it.
Gary: I tried to be good, but I know if you were there you wouldn't feel as obliged.
Mac: haha and how
Mac: but if you want to actually hit a party come with me friday to a barbeque in new haven
Gary: Friday?
Mac: yup
Gary: Hmmmm......
Gary: I'll see.
Gary: May actually skip Battlestar.
Mac: priorities man
Mac: when's the last time you've been "out"
Mac: you know of the closet.
Gary: Not in a while.
Mac: ZING!
Gary: O, a LOOOOONG time
Gary: haha
Gary: I may actually have a girl to bring along.
Gary: I'll have to see.
Mac: oooo
Mac: look at you
Mac: not being gay
Gary: I'm so proud of myself.
Mac: where did you meet her?
Gary: At the gym.
Mac: nice
Gary: Yeah, I haven't been talking to her too much yet, but this may be an oppurtunity.
Mac: do it now
Mac: don't invite her last fucking minute
Mac: she's not one of your friends, she'll probably actually have plans for a friday night that’s not "Battlestar"
Gary: I won't see her again until Thursday.
Gary: Haha, well she works on Fridays and gets off later, so I'll see.
Mac: you fuck… you didn't even get her number yet?
Gary: I work slowly, VERY SLOWLY.
Mac: well here's your fucking chance
Mac: though it's extra slim
Mac: since your throwing this on her last minute
Gary: I will see what's happening.
Gary: If I knew yesterday I could have asked her then.
Mac: you should've mention it
Mac: i wouldn't have cared but I might've remembered a social event you could bring her too
Mac: or fuck it, if you really like the girl
Mac: MAKE AN EVENT
Gary: I may be able to see her this Tuesday. That would be ideal.
Gary: And I will make an event.
Mac: if you’re thinking battlestar or videogames you are an idiot
Gary: You don't think she'll like battlestar. Mark and Liz are nice folks.
Mac: hmm
Mac: no your right
Mac: who doesn't love battlestar
Gary: I knew you'd see it my way.
Mac: alright i gotta go for a run
Mac: think "bar grill"
Mac: think "down town"
Gary: Alright.
Mac: think "what to do normal people do"
Gary: I'm not that dense.

They are props, I swear.

2008-07-07T21:04:00.000-07:00

Smartass PooCzar: have our guns and ski masks been shipped yet?
Wes: yup
Smartass PooCzar: excellent

Like Clockwork

2008-06-19T11:28:00.000-07:00

Mac: i am farting
Mac: like fucking crazy
Mac: fucking white castle
Smartass PooCzar: oh man
Smartass PooCzar: so am i
Smartass PooCzar: it's fucking insane
Mac: i knoooow
Mac: what the fuuuuuck
Mac: it's like a goddamn gas chamber around me
Smartass PooCzar: like i don't want to fall asleep, because i might die from gas poisoning
Mac: it's fucking rare for me to fart so much, i can smell it everywhere
Smartass PooCzar: i let a few rip at wes's
Mac: hahah
Smartass PooCzar: but they've been coming full force since i got home
Mac: yaaah
Mac: that's what i'm talking about
Mac: every 10 seconds or so
Mac: like fucking clockwork
Smartass PooCzar: horrible, smelly clockwork

On friendship part 2

2008-05-04T13:21:00.001-07:00

Mac: wes and gary went to go see iron man
Mac: so i guess it all worked out
Smartass PooCzar: and they didn't invite us? those fuckers

Previously...

2008-05-04T12:50:00.000-07:00

Smartass PooCzar: yo
Mac: yo
Mac: is there a movie theatre near wings over?
Smartass PooCzar: that's what i'm checking now
Smartass PooCzar: oh shit, highlander is playing at the criterion
Mac: OH SHIT
Mac: princes of the universe
Mac: tell me it's like 4 dollars to go
Smartass PooCzar: i dont know
Smartass PooCzar: it's also at 1130 tonight only
Mac: fuck that
Smartass PooCzar: ok, there's a theater 4 miles from wings over
Mac: Oh shit
Mac: Wings over IronMan
Mac: i am down
Mac: wanna call wes or gary?
Smartass PooCzar: eh
Smartass PooCzar: you know if we call them, they'll want to go later
Mac: yah
Smartass PooCzar: and it'll take them like 45 minutes to get ready
Mac: right...
Mac: alright fuck 'em
Mac: let's go

...

2008-04-22T12:24:00.001-07:00

Mac: yo
Mac: whats a good song to symbolize the holocaust

On Friendships

2008-03-13T19:21:00.000-07:00

wes: you are hella gay
wes: lets not be friends anymore
Smartass PooCzar: that's fine by me, we don't talk much anyway
wes: hey it was Mac
wes: but i kinda feel the same way
wes: just be cooler

On Religion and Hotwings 2

2008-03-13T18:59:00.000-07:00

Mac: want to invite anyone else
Mac: garry
Mac: he's black
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, i guess i'll call him
Mac: you don't have too
Mac: it was just suggestion/joke
Mac: i'll call wes
Smartass PooCzar: heh
Smartass PooCzar: ok, garry's in
Smartass PooCzar: but he won't be eating chicken because it's lent
Mac: what
Mac: WHAT?
Mac: how can that dude resist chicken.
Mac: all my jokes have no merit now
Smartass PooCzar: it's friday, no meat for catholics
Smartass PooCzar: normally that would deter me, but i haven't been a real catholic in like 8 years
Mac: i thought that was being a real catholic

On Religion and Hotwings

2008-03-13T18:44:00.000-07:00

Smartass PooCzar: i'm cooking some food right now, so i'm not heading anywhere any time soon
Mac: weeeak dude
Mac: it better be damn near delicious
Smartass PooCzar: it is/will be
Mac: cause i'm gonna be ordering some wings over pretty soon
Mac: DELICIOUS
Smartass PooCzar: ooh, nice
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, general tso's chicken for me
Smartass PooCzar: and it should be done, so i'm gonna go eat that now
Mac: well as long as it's some delicous chicken dish
Smartass PooCzar: it was a delicious chicken dish
Mac: damn
Mac: now I'm hungry
Smartass PooCzar: sucks for you
Mac: no dude
Mac: it sucks for you
Smartass PooCzar: not really
Smartass PooCzar: i'm doing alright
Mac: yah i know
Mac: but how do you feel knowing, that everyone you love will die!?
Smartass PooCzar: we all gotta die sometime
Mac: how about this, your religion is false and there is no god!
Smartass PooCzar: i'm an atheist, so that actually fucks with my head
Mac: awesome
Smartass PooCzar: if atheism is false, and there is no god, that's fucking weird
Mac: think about it
Mac: also your parents like to have sex
Mac: lots of sex
Smartass PooCzar: lalalalala i don't hear you
Mac: you're an athiest? what happened God didn't give you that bike you prayed for?
Smartass PooCzar: no, i'm not atheist, i just thought that response was better than "fuck you, God is real"
Mac: touche
Smartass PooCzar: i was raised catholic, and i haven't been to church in like 8 years, but i'm not yet at the atheist level
Mac: but atleast I made you think about your parents having sex
Mac: so you're more agnostic huh
Smartass PooCzar: lalalala no you didn't
Smartass PooCzar: yeah
Smartass PooCzar: i went through a brief period of believing in the ancient greek gods- zeus, hera, ares, etc..
Mac: hahaha
Mac: that is awesome,
Mac: i hope that's a joke
Mac: otherwise it is totally not awesome
Mac: but still hilarious
Smartass PooCzar: it is a joke
Smartass PooCzar: but i figure it's just as reasonable as any other crackpot religion
Mac: yah, and there gods totally wanted to have sex with us on a constant basis
Mac: that would've been sweet
Mac: accept for the dude gods... say no to bro rape
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that part of the religion is no good
Mac: i'm gonna go order me some wings!
Mac: want an order
Mac: you can pick it up tommorow cold
Smartass PooCzar: nah
Mac: k dude don't say I didn't ask
Smartass PooCzar: i won't say that
Mac signed off at 9:33:36 PM.
Mac signed on at 9:40:00 PM.
Mac: oooh shit
Mac: there gonna taste like goddamn magic
Smartass PooCzar: how exactly does magic taste?
Mac: like crispy fried hotwings dipped in creamy blue cheese dressing
Smartass PooCzar: that sounds good
Mac: yah magic tastes pretty good

animals + sports = profit

2008-03-13T18:17:00.000-07:00

Smartass PooCzar: wow, the wow video is almost at 162,000 views
Mac: you're an internet sensation
Smartass PooCzar: i am
Mac: you should just film yourself doing stuff
Mac: like a spinoff
Mac: you're fraiser
Smartass PooCzar: well, frasier was successful
Smartass PooCzar: i'd be more like joey
Mac: hmmm
Mac: yes.
Mac: you would be like joey
Smartass PooCzar: no one would watch, but they wouldn't have anything better to put in my timeslot, so they'll keep me around for like two seasons
Mac: i never saw single episode of joey
Smartass PooCzar: neither did i, but i was aware of it
Mac: i wanted to, just out of morbid curiosity
Smartass PooCzar: matt leblanc did not always make the best career decisions
Mac: naaah
Mac: that gorilla baseball movie was pretty good
Smartass PooCzar: that was my specific example of horrible decision making he's done
Mac: that was comedy gold
Mac: a monkey! playing baseball!
Smartass PooCzar: Minor league. Major friendship.
Mac: what was that movie called?
Smartass PooCzar: Ed
Smartass PooCzar: http://www.impawards.com/1996/ed.html
Mac: ahhh
Mac: that's it
Mac: a simpler time
Mac: when animals + sports = profit
Smartass PooCzar: air bud
Mac: and it's 18 sequels
Smartass PooCzar: holy shit, there was an air bud where the dog played volleyball
Mac: oh yah, that ones my favorite
Smartass PooCzar: i kinda want to see that
Smartass PooCzar: also, does teen wolf count as animals + sports?
Mac: it's one of those proto movies
Mac: 80ish
Mac: they didn't solidify the animal sports equation yet
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that's more manimals + sports i guess
Mac: sports movies were still popular then without the inclusion of animals- it was at the tail end of that era
Mac: we should have our own history channel show
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Smartass PooCzar: On today's show, movies starring animals playing sports... when, why, and how did this phenomenon come about?
Mac: haha i'd watch it
Mac: we should fucking do it
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Mac: we'll dress up like those history channel dorks and just spout out random facts, and then show clips from the acutal movie
Smartass PooCzar: bow ties
Mac: HELL YAH BOW TIES
Mac: think of topics that can fill up 5 minute chunks
Smartass PooCzar: animals + sports could easily
Mac: facts are entirely optional
Mac: yah animal sports is a good one
Mac: Matt Leblanc would be a hilarious topic too
Smartass PooCzar: monkeys/movies in general is good
Mac: thats right
Mac: dunston checks in
Smartass PooCzar: i mean, clint eastwood did i think two movies with a chimp
Mac: monkey movies are where sitcom side characters go to die
Smartass PooCzar: matt leblanc could fill five minutes
Smartass PooCzar: hell, all the friends cast
Mac: in the end we should somehow tie it into WWII
Smartass PooCzar: we could talk about there will be blood, which could lead us towards the war era
Mac: i don't even want to be remind about that movie
Mac: i'm gonna not see the new rambo out of spite
Mac: for having watched that movie
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, i planned on not seeing rambo all along
Smartass PooCzar: meet the spartans, on the other hand
Mac: oh god
Mac: don't tell me you want to see that
Smartass PooCzar: haha, no
Mac: don't forget this idea
Smartass PooCzar: oh don't worry i will
Mac: lol
Smartass PooCzar: just like every other idea we ever have
Mac: yaaah
Mac: hahaha
Mac: it was a good one though
Mac: i'm sure they were all good ones

6 degrees from will smity

2008-03-13T18:01:00.000-07:00

Mac: did you know uncle phil was the voice of the shredder
Mac: true story
Smartass PooCzar: i did not know that
Smartass PooCzar: also, now that i'm thinking about it, i can totally hear uncle phil coming from shredder
Mac: lol
Mac: i'm trying to find a youtube clip with shredder talking
Smartass PooCzar: another fun fact: carlton appeared on an episode of bill nye the science guy
Mac: wow
Mac: fresh prince is so relevant
Smartass PooCzar: also, the guy who played will was in independence day
Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTIPhPUPuRw
Mac: no way
Mac: that can't be possible,
Smartass PooCzar: it's true
Smartass PooCzar: he's actually gone on to have a pretty successful career
Mac: wow- learn something new every day
Mac: did you watch the clip?
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that's totally uncle phil
Mac: it fucks with your head-- I keep waiting for will smith to pop up, and be all like "UNCLE PHILL!"
Smartass PooCzar: i never really noticed, but shredder looks kinda black
Mac: hahah
Mac: yaaah
Mac: all bad guys in masks are voiced by black people
Mac: fun fact
Smartass PooCzar: whoa
Smartass PooCzar: the guy who voiced krang
Mac: yah?
Smartass PooCzar: played the president in i am legend
Mac: Lol are you serious
Smartass PooCzar: yes i am
Smartass PooCzar: i wouldn't be able to make something that ridiculous up
Mac: holy shit, 5 degress from ninja turtles
Smartass PooCzar: oh man, that guy also voiced ace in gi joe
Mac: haha
Mac: awesome
Mac: there was a cartoon version of teen wolf.
Mac: weak
Smartass PooCzar: ok, here's what's not weak about the teen wolf cartoon
Smartass PooCzar: the guy who voiced teen wolf
Smartass PooCzar: voiced michaelangelo in tmnt
Mac: i know
Mac: thats how i found out
Mac: imdb- TMNT - teen wolf
Smartass PooCzar: heh
Mac: very disapointing
Mac: april oneil is daisy
Mac: there kinda identical in design though
Mac: yellow wearing red heads
Smartass PooCzar: krang is shy guy
Smartass PooCzar: i should go into voice acting
Smartass PooCzar: i could be "additional voices"
Mac: that would be awesome
Smartass PooCzar: oh man, the guy that voiced bebop was in a few episodes of nypd blue
Smartass PooCzar: you know who else was on nypd blue? zach morris
Mac: NO WAY
Smartass PooCzar: bebop also did a voice for the snorks
Smartass PooCzar: with nancy cartwright
Mac: huh
Smartass PooCzar: aka bart simpson
Smartass PooCzar: who, holy shit, was in an episode of fresh prince
Mac: 6 degrees from will smity
Smartass PooCzar: oh man
Smartass PooCzar: all of this will soon be forgotten
Mac: hahah
Mac: that is the sad reality

On Comas

2008-03-12T19:24:00.000-07:00

Smartass PooCzar: i played 3 games, placed top 3 in two of them
Mac: ah
Mac: the others?
Smartass PooCzar: then i was like "fuck this, it's boring"
Smartass PooCzar: 4th
Smartass PooCzar: didn't get rocked, just got bored
Mac: 50,000
Mac: thats your loans right there dude
Smartass PooCzar: i know
Smartass PooCzar: but damn, it's boring
Mac: go to school for- ever
Mac: it's like any other job
Smartass PooCzar: also, in the long run, i wouldn't get near that 50 grand, so really i'd just be annoyed for the sake of being annoyed
Mac: well what can I say
Mac: realities a bitch
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, fuck reality
Mac: thats why I loooove sleep
Mac: in fact if I was in a coma
Mac: I'd be all like, don't pull that plug nigga
Smartass PooCzar: eh, sleep and coma are different
Mac: ever been in a coma?
Smartass PooCzar: a mild one, induced by drugs
Mac: and it wasn't awesome?
Mac: thats a lie
Mac: your a liar
Smartass PooCzar: i'm sure the coma was great, but waking up from it suuuuucked
Smartass PooCzar: it's like being woken up from a nap, but not just any nap
Smartass PooCzar: the greatest nap of your life
Smartass PooCzar: and why were you woken up? no reason at all.
Mac: exactly
Mac: but dying in that shit would probably suck more
Smartass PooCzar: nope, because you'd never wake up
Smartass PooCzar: it's all the good things about sleep, without all the bad parts
Mac: Oh i'm sure you would. God would be like, Yo get up. It's time for hell-- and by hell I mean your 9-5 job
Mac: i like the crazy parts of sleep where I'm dreaming weird shit
Mac: if a coma is like that, I'm totally down
Smartass PooCzar: well, there was that one steven segall movie where he was in a coma
Mac: go on
Smartass PooCzar: he came out of it, got it on with his hot nurse, then avenged the death of his family
Smartass PooCzar: including in his revenge was the use of the line "you killed my wife- fuck you and die."
Mac: hmmm
Smartass PooCzar: that was pretty cool
Mac: that does sound pretty cool
Smartass PooCzar: if i can do that after a coma, that would be fun
Mac: but if you got unplugged you would totally miss all that shit
Smartass PooCzar: you know, other than the fact that i would have to be avenging the death of my family
Mac: yah that would suck
Smartass PooCzar: maybe i could avenge something else
Smartass PooCzar: like the death of a tv show
Mac: or maybe they took of the market a fast food item that you liked
Smartass PooCzar: ooh, yeah
Mac: the cheezey hot wing
Mac: which ironically lead to your coma
Smartass PooCzar: i like it
Mac: I'm gonna save these conversations and put them on a blog somewhere
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Smartass PooCzar: damn, badmovieideas.blogspot.com is already taken