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The Nobel Peace Prize is Officially a Joke...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:14:12 PDT

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Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize! Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize!! Are you freaking kidding me?!!

Are we living in an alternate universe? Are we in bizarro land? Somebody pinch me cause I'm having a freaking nightmare! I know what you're all saying, Bob why are you so upset? The nobel peace prize doesn't mean anything. Al Gore won it. Jimmy Carter won it. It's useless. It's like winning a gold medal in the special olympics, nobody cares. Well you know what? I care!!

It's an insult to every living breathing person in this world that this guy gets an award for doing nothing! Absolutely nothing!! This is like giving somebody a high school diploma on their first day of kindergarten! Are you freaking kidding me?!!

What's next? Do I open the paper tomorrow? Do I turn on the news and see that Snap, Crackle and Pop were given an award for culinary excellence? Do I see that Roman Polanski was given an award for all the great work he's done with children over the years? Do I see that Cayle Anthony's mom just got awarded Mother of the Year? Or that Mary Kay Letourneau was awarded Educator of the Century? Are you freaking kidding me?!!

Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize?

FOR WHAT?!!
FOR WHAT?!!!

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Obama's Retarded...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:24:43 PDT

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Barack Obama is at it again. The other day he went on Jay Leno. Jay Leno! Are you freaking kidding me?! The President of the United States went on Jay Leno. They're sitting on the freaking couch, talking about Barack Oabmas' bowling prowess. Barack Obama says how he bowled a 126. Jay Leno laughed. Barack Obama laughed. Then Barack Obama proceeds to say how, that was like a Special Olympics score. Are you freaking kidding me? Is this guy out of hie freaking mind?! This is why the President of the United States should not be on a late night talk show. Barack Obama can't even order breakfast without using a teleprompter and he decides to go on Jay Leno and start winging it? Start throwing out one liners? Could you imagine if George Bush went on Jay Leno and said he bowls like someone from the Special Olympics? The mainstream media would have had him hanging from a cross the next freaking day in the paper. But, not Barack Obama.

Then they have Barack Obama on t.v. picking NCAA basketball teams. They've got him standing there in front of a 6 foot by 6 foot freaking board with a giant magic marker in his hand telling us who he thinks is gonna win the NCAA College Basketball Tournament.

Would somebody slap this guy in the back of the head and tell him that he's the President of the United States. That's not a 5 day 40 hour a week job. That's 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, he has to act like the freaking president. We're in danger of going to war with freaking Russia, China, North Korea, Iran; the economy is in the crapper and this guy is freaking telling us who he thinks is going to win a basketball game?!

You know NOBODY asked him to be president! NOBODY walked into his freaking room, grabbed him by the ears and dragged him out into the freaking hallway and said, "You have to run for president!" He begged to be president! He said he was going to bring about "change"! So far he's done NOTHING!!

The only thing we know conclusively about Barack Obama after 3 freaking months is that he bowls like a freaking retard and he thinks the University of North Carolina is going to put more balls in a basketball hoop than the University of Duke! Would you people WAKE UP! Would you WAKE UP!! If you voted for Barack Obama. You've been punked stupid! You've been punked!!

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It's not AIG. It's the GOV...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:37:08 PDT

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AIG! AIG! Everybody's going nuts. I can't believe they're getting bonuses! I can't believe they're getting bonuses! Would you people wake up! AIG is a freaking smoke screen to take your attention away from the real criminals in this country... The freaking government! The government is to blame for this problem. The government sits up on capitol hill vilifying wall street like they;re the problem. the government has been in bed with wall street from day one in this freaking economic disaster.

You know what one sure fire way from keeping AIG executives from getting bonuses was? NOT giving them a bailout to begin with. The American people knew this. the average citizen knew this. We said no bailouts for anyone, on day freaking one. Did the government listen? No! Bush,Bernanke, Paulson, Obama they're all to blame. They were handing out money like it was going out of style and not paying attention to where it was going. This is like giving a kid a hundred dollars to buy school clothes and then being mad when he comes home with video games and jelly beans. Are you kidding me?!

Then Senator Chris Dodd, Democrat from Connecticut comes out the other day and says, before the last stimulus bill was signed, he put in an amendment, Basically making it possible for the AIG executives to gets their bonuses. he basically wrote on top of the last stimulus bill, that no matter what happens the executives at AIG have to get their bonuses. You know who signed that stimulus bill? Barack Obama! Then he has the audacity to come out on t.v. the other day and be outraged. "I can't believe these people are getting bonuses... You signed a piece of paper making it possible for these people to get bonuses YOU SCHMUCK!!

Would you people WAKE UP! The government is playing a game with you and no matter what freaking number they roll, YOU FREAKING LOSE!!! You're worried about AIG. I'd be more worried about the GOV than AIG!! Would you wake up! The only way we're going to stop this is to all grab a freaking musket and charge the freaking White House! We're finished people! We're freaking finished!!

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Nancy Pelosi is a LIAR and a THEIF...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:08:58 PDT

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Nancy Pelosi! Nancy Pelosi! This piece of trash is in the news again. Supposedly, some watchdog group intercepted emails from Nancy Pelosi asking for military planes to fly her and her family back and forth across the country every freaking weekend. Sometimes she would reserve these planes, get them all fueled up and not even use them. Costing the taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars.

But, of course, Nancy Pelosi has an excuse. It wasn't her fault. It was her assistant. It was her secretary who was ordering all of these planes. Are you freaking kidding me?! I'm sick of these politicians always blaming somebody else for their freaking mistakes.

It was Nancy Pelosi's fault. Know how I know? Cause the liberal mainstream media came out with excuses for her before Nancy Pelosi could even open her mouth. They said she needed the plane because if Barack Obama died and Joe Biden died. Nancy Pelosi would become President. Are you freaking kidding me? If Barack Obama died. And if Joe Biden died. This is like Bill O'Reilly walking around wearing a Knicks uniform 24 hours a day, because one day he might play in the NBA. Are you kidding me? It's NOT gonna happen. Another thing they said was, she needed a bigger plane. The previous speaker of the house had a 12 seat plane. She needed a 60 seat plane. You wanna know why? She needed to be able to fly from washington DC to San Francisco without refueling. Why?Security reasons. Security reasons? Are you freaking kidding me? Carrot Top has bigger security concerns than freaking Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi's security force should consist of a heart surgeon and a bottle of Metamucil. The only thing this woman is going to die of is OLD AGE. Probably 6 months from freaking now.

Aren't you freaking sick of these people?! Aren't you sick of these freaking politicians acting like they're freaking royalty?! Let me tell you something, this ain't the sixteen hundreds. We don't have kings and queens in this freaking country. The only QUEEN I know of in the freaking congress today is Barney Frank. And if he wants to fly across country, he can use JetBlue like the rest of us and pay for it him freaking self! Are you kidding me!

Nancy Pelosi wants a military plane? The only people who should be flying in military planes are the freaking military!! Period!!!

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the Government Housing Scam...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:08:15 PDT

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The mortgage "crisis". The housing "crisis". First of all, it's NOT a crisis. it's a scam! By the liberal mainstream media and the government in order to try and get responsible people, to pay, for irresponsible peoples mistakes.

I'm going to solve the problem for you right now. Okay? They keep saying how the freaking prices of houses are going down. The prices of house are going down! The prices of houses are going down! We have to bailout the freaking mortgage industry. The prices of houses are NOT going down! If you have a house that is worth 200,000 dollars. it was ALWAYS worth 200,000 dollars. You thought it was worth 400,000 dollars over the last couple of years. Why? Because the government artificially inflated the housing market. They went to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and other mortgage companies and FORCED them to give loans and mortgages to people who couldn't afford to pay them back. People who never should have had them to begin with.

So now you have all these people in the freaking housing market that never should have been there. In turn, builders started building more houses to accommodate these people. it was an illusion! It was a facade! The buyers didn't exist and the houses didn't need to be built!

Let's say this. Let's say you sell oranges. You stand on the corner and sell oranges for a dollar an orange. Then, all of a sudden, the government comes in and they starts giving people money to buy oranges. You have all these people. With all this money and all they can spend it on is oranges. The price of oranges are going to go through the roof. People are going to be spending 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 dollars for a freaking orange! Then all of a sudden the government comes out and says, listen, we can't give you any more money to buy oranges. The price of oranges is going to drop dramatically. Probably down to a dollar an orange. Is the media going to come on t.v. and say, oh my god! We have a crisis in the orange industry! We have to bailout the orange industry. No!! Oranges are still going to be worth a dollar. Like they should have been all along if the government didn't come in and artificially inflate the market.

So here's the solution... Here's the solution to the mortgage "crisis"...

First of all, if you own a house and you can't pay the mortgage. You have to leave the house. You have to go out and rent, like you should have been doing from the freaking beginning! If you're a builder and you built all of these houses in anticipation of all these people buying them and now you're screwed cause they're not. TOUGH! You're out of luck. You took a chance and you lost. If you're a bank and you lent money to somebody and now they can't pay back they're freaking mortgage. You have to foreclose on the house. You have to resell it, at fair market value. You know who wins under my plan? YOU DO!! The responsible citizen. The person who lived within his means. The person who put a couple of dollars away each week. Now, you can take your savings. Go into the housing market and get a house at a reasonable price!

Would you people WAKE UP! The solution is simple. It's staring you in the freaking face! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!

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Barack Obama Bumper Stickers...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:16:34 PST

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Listen! Listen! Can you hear it? it's the sound of Barack Obama bumper stickers being torn off of cars all over this freaking country.

Are you kidding me?! This guy is a disaster. Change? Change? Nobody knew what change was then. And Nobody knows what change is now. But, nobody voted for "change". They voted for Barack Obama. They voted for this mythical creature that was created by the liberal mainstream media. By the propaganda machine that runs this country. If people really voted for "change" they would have been just as excited if Hillary Clinton or if Joe Biden were running for President.

Are you telling me that if Joe Biden would have been running against John McCain for president, people would have been just as enthusiastic? People who never voted before. People who never cared about politics. Would have come out of their houses in droves to vote for Joe Biden? No! They voted for Barack Obama. Not "change". And they're finally starting to realize, Barack Obama is an empty suit. Barack Obama is the worst reality show ever created in this country. And the biggest problem with the Barack Obama reality show is, we can't cancel it, for at least four years!

We have to watch this thing, day after day. Night after night. Week after week. Month after month. Year after year...

Episode #1 -- On the Road to Socialism.
Episode #2 -- 9 Trillion dollars of taxpayers money spent on nonsense.
Episode #3 -- Let's take money from the responsible people and give it to the irresponsible people.
Episode #4 -- Barack goes to Iran. Tells them to get rid of their nuclear weapons, they spit in his face.
Episode #5 -- Barack Obama asks Russia for help.

Russia? Are you freaking kidding me?! Barack Obama goes to Russia and asks them for help with Iran.
'If you help us with Iran, we'll get rid of our missiles in Poland." Are you freaking kidding me?! We're the UNITED STATES of AMERICA. We're the strongest country in the freaking world and you're asking freaking Russia for help?!! Are you kidding me?

When are you people who voted for this freaking guy gonna finally stand up and admit you made a HUGE mistake? And if your a freaking kid and your parents are still riding around with a Barack Obama bumper sticker on their freaking car. I'd be embarrassed! I'd WALK everywhere I had to go. The only thing Barack Obama and his supporters are going to accomplish is to get rid of childhood obesity at this freaking rate.

Would you people wake up! Land of the free? Home of the brave? We used to be the land of the free. We used to be the home of the brave. Now we're the land of the stupid. Home of the freaking SCREWED!

Change?! Change?! I keep hearing about it. When is it coming?! When is the "Anointed One" gonna wave his magic wand and bring all this freaking change? Cause so far I've seen NOTHING! Absolutely freaking NOTHING!!

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Britney Spears is Going on Tour... Who Freaking Cares?!!!

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:30:15 PST

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Britney Spears.

I'm listening to the radio before and that half a fag, Ryan Seacrest comes on. He starts telling me how Britney Spears is going on tour.

Everybody is worried if she is gonna make it. Is she gonna hold up during the tour?

She's going on tour for 45 days. She is going to take every other day off. She is gonna sing 20 songs a night. And we're worried if she is gonna hold up?!

The average person works 5 days a week. 8 hours a day. 40 hours a freaking week. Nobody's concerned about them! Does somebody follow the freaking mailman down the street cheering him on? Come on Billy! You can do it, one more letter! Just one more letter! Is anyone concerned about the freaking fireman walking into a burning building? Does anyone go in after him, to make sure he's safe? How bout the nurse, who's working a 16 hour shift, because her replacement called in sick? Nobody gives a damn about her. Why? Because we're all worried about Britney Spears.

Let me tell you something about Britney Spears. She doesn't belong on stage. She belongs in a freaking mental institution! The girl is out of her freaking mind!! And if you bought a ticket, to the Britney Spears show, you belong in a metal institution right next to her! Are you kidding me?!

This girl is a piece of trash! She should be laying in a city dump next to a half eaten tuna fish sandwich. She's garbage! She's a piece of freaking garbage!! if the record companies didn't think they could make another couple of dollars off of this girl. She'd be living in a slum in Louisiana, eating dirt off of the freaking floor and talking to herself!

The best thing that could happen! The best thing that could happen! is that, at Britney Spears first show, Chris Brown shows up and beats the hell out of her! This way we don't have to hear about this for another month and a half!

Britney Spears is going on tour? Britney Spears is going on tour?! Who freaking cares?! Who freaking cares?!!

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the Government Scammed Us Again...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:01:39 PST

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You're all a bunch of morons! We're all a bunch of freaking morons! The freaking government has coned us. They freaking coned us!

For 50 years the government has run around saying, buy! buy! buy! spend! spend! spend! Buy! Buy! Buy! Spend! Spend! Spend!

If you want something and you can't afford it. Don't worry about it. Go get a credit card. Go get a mortgage. Go get a car loan. If you want 10 kids. But, you can only afford 2 kids. Have the 10 kids, the government will take care of it.

Now the chickens have come home to roost. It's time for the government to take care of it. How are they going to take care of it? I'll tell you how. From YOU! The responsible person. The person who has worked all his freaking life. The person who has taken a couple of dollars out of his check every freaking week and put it in the bank for a 'rainy day". I don't know if you heard. It's pouring outside! But, when you go to get YOUR money. It's not going to be there. Why? Because the government has already taken it and given it to your neighbor to buy a freaking umbrella.

But your okay with it. Why? Because the government comes on t.v. everyday and says, if we don't do this. If we don't pay off the debt of the irresponsible person, the economy is going to collapse. The country is going to collapse. And you're a responsible person. You don't want the economy to collapse. You don't want the country to collapse. So you go along with this and pretty soon, Barack Obama is going to pay off the debt of all the irresponsible people. He's going to come out on t.v. He's gonna cinch up his tie and he's gonna say, "America! We've gotten through the economic crisis. Everybody can go back to work now." And you. The responsible guy. You're gonna pick up your freaking lunch bucket and you're gonna go back to work. And you're gonna work! work! work! and you're gonna, save! save! save! and you're gonna work! work! work! and you're gonna save! save! save!

And the irresponsible person. The person who didn't learn a lesson from all of this. he's gonna go out and he's gonna spend! spend! spend! buy! buy! buy! spend! spend! spend! buy! buy! buy! make baby! baby! baby! make baby! baby! baby! and in 50 years we're gonna be back in the same mess.

So what's the lesson? What's the lesson of "CHANGE"? What's the lesson of Barack Obama? I'll tell you what the lesson is... BE A DEGENERATE!! Why should you go to work everyday? Why should you save your money? Why should you sit in the freaking corner like a wallflower while everyone else is out there freaking partying? and when the party's over... Why should YOU pay the freaking bill?!

YOU shouldn't!!

Would you people get it. This economy is gonna collapse. it's either gonna collapse now. Or it's gonna collapse in 50 years and your kids are going to have to deal with it. I don't even have kids and I'd rather it collapse NOW!!! Would you wake up! You've been had! You've been had!!

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New York Post Cartoon...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:15:17 PST

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The New York Post! I'm sick of hearing about the New York Post. Last week they published a freaking cartoon with two cops shooting a freaking monkey. Underneath the cartoon the caption read... Now you're going to have to find someone else to write your next stimulus bill.

Are you freaking kidding me?!

Are you telling me know one at the New York Post saw this and said, maybe they're going to think we're talking about Barack Obama? Of course they did! They didn't care! They wanted a controversy. And they got it. Al Sharpton and the NAACP were stupid enough to fall right into their trap.

Al Sharpton started screaming about it. What did he accomplish? I'll tell you what he accomplished. Before he started screaming, maybe ten or twenty thousand people saw this freaking cartoon. After he started screaming... MILLIONS of people, all over the freaking world, saw this freaking cartoon.

You think people are gonna stop buying the Post now, because Al Sharpton's crying? No! I guarantee you, more people are going to buy the Post. I'm buying two freaking copies a day! This was the greatest freaking marketing scheme since Paris Hilton put Rick Solomon's balls in her mouth on a freaking sex tape.

Are you freaking kidding me?!!

Al, did you freaking notice, we have a President who's half black? The Governor of freaking New York is half black and blind. The freaking Governor of Louisiana is from India and the Governor of Alaska is a woman. And you're going to play the freaking race card? That ship has sailed my friend!

Nobody takes Al Sharpton seriously. The guys a clown! Do you realize, we had the first African American run for President this year. Was Al Sharpton anywhere to be seen? Was he campaigning with Barack Obama? Was he up on the freaking pulpit with Barack Obama? No! This guy was a freaking ghost. They told him to disappear. I think they locked him in a freaking closet. The only mistake they made is after the election, they let him out!

If anybody knows Al Sharpton, give him a message from me. This is America Al! The last I checked, we have freedom of speech. We have freedom of the press. If the New York Post wants to publish a cartoon with two cops shooting a freaking monkey and compare it to Barack Obama. They have a right to do it.

If you don't want to see it. Don't buy the Post, YOU FREAK!!!

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Illegal Immigrants sue American Citizen and Win...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:04:49 PST

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You're gonna love this story. A rancher in Arizona has a problem with illegal immigration.

What's his problem?

He lives in an area that state and federal authorities like to refer to as an "avenue of choice". What's an avenue of choice? This a place where illegal immigrants like to come over the border. So for years, illegal immigrants have been coming over the border. Trapsing through this guys property. Leaving behind water bottles, clothing, toilet paper, fesces. His animals have been eating this stuff, getting sick and dying.

Finally he got so tired, he put up security cameras. He winds up catching 24 illegal immigrants trespassing on his property. He went out with a gun and his dog. And he held them there till the cops came. The cops came and took them away. Whenever they got done doing whatever it was they did with the freaking cops. They turn around and they sue the guy.

Are you freaking kidding me?!!

Here's the capper to the story... THEY WIN. This guy has to pay them 73 thopusand dollars, for holding them against their will.

Are you freaking kidding me?

When are you people going to get it? The United States Government is disenfranchising everyone of us.

They're the ones who came up with immigration laws. They're the ones who decided how you get into this country legally and how you get into this country illegally. And when people started coming into this country ILLEGALLY! The United States Government DID NOTHING to stop them!!

Now we're overrun by freaking illegal immigrants. And when we stand up. When we the people stand up and defend ourselves. When we defend OUR property. We wind up paying 73 thousand dollars. Are you freaking kidding me?!!

When are you people going to get it? No Republican or no Democrat is ever going to bring any change to this country!

The Democrats aren't going to do it, because these are the kind of people they cater to. They're giving this country away to anyone who'll put their hand out and agrees to vote for them.

And the Republicans... they're too big a pussies to stop them! Because they're afraid they're going to be called racists if they do!!

Would you people wake up! Would you get it! The only way we're going to get change in this country is through a freaking Revolution!!!

When are you gonna get it?

73 thousand dollars, for stopping an illegal immigrant from trespassing on YOUR freaking property!!

You gotta be kidding me? You gotta be freaking kidding me?!!

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Rewarding Morons...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:58:04 PST

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The housing bill. The government has come up with a great idea to solve the mortgage crisis.

Wanna know what it is?

They are going to take money from YOU, the responsible citizen and give it to irresponsible companies like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. In order to make them more successful. In order to make them more money.

They are going to take money from YOU the responsible citizen and give it to irresponsible citizens and some non-citizens. Who took out mortgages to buy house they KNEW they couldn't afford.

Are you freaking kidding me?! What kind of logic is this? How do you explain this to a kid these days, if you're his father? or if you're his freaking teacher? Ah. Miss Crabtree, how do I become a responsible citizen these days? Well Johnny, you go to work. You make money. You pay your bills. and you live within your means.

Meanwhile Johnny goes home and sees his neighbor sitting on his lawn at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, drinking beer out of a freaking wine bottle. He's got a brand new car in the driveway and a beautiful wife upstairs.

Now, Johnny knows that his father is working 2 jobs and not only to pay for his mortgage. But for his freaking neighbors mortgage too! And you expect Johnny to be a responsible citizen? Are you freaking kidding me?!!

They shouldn't call this a housing bill. They should call it a degenerate bill. They should call it a freaking scumbag bill. Because that's what they're teaching kids to do with this bill. To not be responsible. To not pay you're bills. To not worry about anything. And when the freaking world comes crashing in on you. Don't worry! The government will be there to pick up the pieces.

How will they pick up the pieces? By using the money of the person who was responsible. The guy who did the right thing. The guy who followed all the freaking rules!

What a freaking country!!

This is the way things have been going for the last 100 freaking years!

I just have one question... When is it gonna freaking change?! When is it gonna change?!!!

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"Mother" of the Octuplets...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:29:37 PST

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The mother of the octuplets! The mother of the octuplets! and I use the word "mother" loosely. This isn't a mother! This is an incubator of the octuplets. No mother in her right mind would bring kids into a situation like she had.

She had 6 kids, she couldn't afford. She was collecting 900 dollars in food stamps. Another 2000 dollars in disability checks for her freaking kids. And she brings 8 more into the freaking world. With in-vitro fertilization.

This isn't a woman who went out one night. Got all liquored up and came home with 8 babies in her belly. This is a woman who paid 100 thousand dollars for in-vitro fertilization.

Where'd she get the money? She said she saved it. Are you freaking kidding me?! She was an orderly in a mental institution. She didn't save up a 100 thousand dollars. I'll tell you where she got it. She took it from her kids food stamps. She took it from her kids disability checks. She took it from YOU!!

And the liberal mainstream media comes out and says, we can't be hard on her. She's a mother. We have to take care of her.

Oh YOU'RE gonna take care of her alright! To at least the tune of a million dollars. Do you know how much it cost to have a cesarian in this country? To keep freaking 8 premature babies in the hospital for weeks? Well over a million dollars. and you're gonna pay that!

But, don't worry. We'll just put it in the "stimulus" plan. No problem.

I would love to see who the "mother" of the octuplets voted for. I guarantee you three, four months ago she was running around with an Obama shirt on. This is the change she was waiting for.

I'm surprised we don't buy her a house with the stimulus money. Get her freaking daycare with the stimulus money. It will create jobs. Somebody has to build the house. Somebody has to take care of her freaking kids.

Are you kidding me?!

And then she's gonna go to school. She says she is going to pay for her kids by going to school. With student loans mind you. Are you freaking kidding me?! She's going to be a clinical psychologist. How are you gonna pay for 14 kids on a clinical psychologists salary? Who's she gonna be a clinical psychologist for? Charles freaking Manson?

You gotta be kidding me!

These are the people we're taking care of! These are the people your tax dollars got to!

I don't care how many stimulus checks or tax rebates you get back from the freaking government. For every 100 dollars you get back from the government. 200 is going to an animal like freaking this!

14 freaking kids and she has no job?! She shouldn't be working in a mental institution. She should be a freaking patient!!

Are you kidding me?! Are you freaking me?!!

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FUCK YOU, Alex Rodriquez...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:37:30 PST

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A-Rod. Alex Rodriquez third baseman for the New York Yankees. Do you realize that in 2003 this guy tested positive for steroids? 103 other players tested positive for steroids in 2003. That's 5 percent of Major League Baseball was doing steroids in 2003.

Did you ever hear about it? Were any of these guys ever prosecuted? Why not? Do you know it's a crime to do steroids in this country? Not just in Major League Baseball. But, in this country.

You have guys sitting in jail today who smoked crack, sniffed cocain, smoked weed and did steroids. Where's Alex Rodriquez?

He's sitting on a beach in Aruba sucking on the sagging tits of some geriatric pop star. And you think that's fair? You think if some guy was doing coke in the bathroom of Yankee Stadium, Major League Baseball and the Yankees wouldn't have prosecuted him to the full extent of the law? You think if some guy stole a freaking bobblehead from one of their stupid concession stands, he wouldn't be prosecuted? Of course he would! Cause it's a crime!

But, I guess you don't get prosecuted when you make 300 million dollars a year and can hit a freaking baseball.

Aren't you people sick of these freaking celebrities getting treated better than you? Aren't you sick of it? Why don't you do something? Why don't you stop buying Alex Rodriquez jerseys? Why don't you stop buying Yankee hats? Why don't you stop going to baseball games? You love baseball so much/ Go to a freaking college game! You don't have to watch these pieces of trash!!

You think major League Baseball really cares that Alex Rodriquz is doing steroids.? They don't care if he's doing steroids or shooting heroin in the freaking dugout. As long as you go to the stadium and spend 8 dollars on peanuts, 12 dollars on freaking beer and 100 dollars on an Alex Rodriquez shirt!

When are you people gonna freaking get it?!

And then Alex Rodriquez. He gets asked the other day, did you do steroids? He could stand up! He could stand up and act like a man and either admit his guilt or innocence. What does he do? He says, talk to the union. I have nothing to say.

Oh you got nothing to say? You know what Alex, Fuck You! Fuck You you arrogant piece of shit! FUCK YOU!!!

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Nancy Pelosi is an Idiot and Barack Obama has No Balls...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:49:42 PST

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The stimulus package! The stimulus package!! I'm sick of turning on the t.v. everyday and listening to people talk about the stimulus package.

50, 60, 70 people analyzing this thing.

Let me break it down to you in simplest terms. NOBODY is against the stimulus package! No Republican. No Democrat. No freaking person in this country is against the stimulus package.

We may not agree with it. We may not think it's a great idea to give tax rebates to people who don't pay taxes. We may not think it is a great idea to spend taxpayers money on infrastructure projects that won't even start for one or two years in the future. But, that doesn't mean we don't agree with the right that Barack Obama has to at least try, if he thinks that is going to work.

What people object to is the PORK! The pork that has been pushed into this freaking project. The freaking swimming pools and freaking golf courses. The freaking money for doorbells in Mississippi and new schools in Milwaukee, where they have too many schools already. The 192 billion dollars being spent on Filipino World War II Veterans. That's what everybody has a problem with!

If the pork was taken out of this bill. It would have passed yesterday. It would have passed two weeks ago. Why is the pork in this bill? I'll tell you why, change! Change! Change has a new definition in this country. What does it stand for now? It means the President, Barack Obama is no longer in charge. The new leader of the country is, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. She's in charge. And her and her democratic cronies have stuffed this stimulus bill so full of pork it's busting at the seams!

This woman came on t.v. the other day and said that every month that goes by and we don't pass this stimulus bill. 500 million Americans will lose their jobs. 500 million Americans?! Hello!! We don't have 500 million people working in this country! At best we have 140, 150 million people working in this country.

The woman is an idiot and she's in charge!

You want this bill to freaking pass? Then Barack Obama has to get some balls! He has to be a man! He has to step up and tell Nancy Pelosi and her democratic cronies, who stuck all this freaking pork into his stimulus bill. To get every ounce of pork out of it! Put the bill back on the table. Let everybody sign it. And LET'S MOVE ON!!!

That's freaking change Barack! That's freaking change! Wake up! Stand up! and get some freaking balls!!!

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Super Bowl Commercials...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:33:16 PST

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The Super Bowl! The Super Bowl! and I'm not talking about the game. I could give a damn about the game. It's disgusting the way we treat athletes in this country. You got a guy who can run fast and catch a ball and he's a freaking hero? let me tell you something, there was a guy performing open heart surgery somewhere in this country during the Super Bowl. You think he got applause? You think he got accolades? You think he got a trophy when he was done? No! So I don't give a damn about the freaking game!

What I care about is advertising. Do you realize advertising spent a record 206 million dollars on this Super Bowl? How?! How?!! I thought the economy was so bad? thats what the media tells us. Thats what the government tells us. It's amazing how they pick and choose, when the economy's bad and when the economy's good.

During the freaking election the economy was a disaster. We didn't know what to do. But, then Barack Obama got elected and the economy was fine. We had money for a party. People were running down to Washington buying hats, buttons, t-shirts there was no problem. The day after the inaugaration there was a freaking problem again. The economy was a disaster. People were losing their jobs. Everybody needed a freaking bailout. Then the Super Bowl comes and theres no problem anymore. People are buying flat screen t.v.s, everybody's having parties, we're spending 206 million dollars on advertising.

Does advertising realy matter? I mean these weren't upstart companies. These were Pepsi and Budweiser and Doritos. Are you telling me somebody is going to buy an extra bag of Doritos because they saw someone throw a snow globe through a Doritos vending machine? You gotta be freaking kidding me.

First of all, if the economy is so bad, you shouldn't be buying Doritos at all! You should be buying bread, milk, eggs, the bare essentials! I wish the freaking government would decide if the economy is bad or good. If it's bad, then tell people it's bad! and let them know not to waste their money on Doritos and Pepsi and Budweiser. To save their money for rent and bills. Cause things are gonna get worse. People are gonna lose their jobs. it's going to be a disaster.

If the economy isn't that bad. Then they should SHUT UP! and stop scarring people into saving every freaking penny. I'm sick of it! I'm sick of this freaking dual message. This point-counterpoint on the freaking economy.

If it's bad. Then let us know it's bad. If it's not, then SHUT UP!!

and God Forbid. God Forbid, if Pepsi or Doritos or Budweiser ask for a freaking bailout in the next 5 years.

GOD FORBID! GOD FOR FREAKING BID!!!

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Senator Caroline Kennedy???

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:02:27 PST

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When did this country become a Monarchy? When did we decide that because your father was President, you get to become senator of New York State without having any qualifications or experience?

The whole system has become a joke and "we" are the punchline. These politicians are in the business of screwing us and for some reason we seem content to let them do it.

You want a true democracy? Lets get rid of Congressmen and Senators all together. We don't need them. We may have needed them back in 1776, 1876 or even 1976. We may have needed them to go to Washington and be our voice, because logistically, we couldn't all jump on a bus and go to Washington ourselves. But, times have changed. This is the 21st century. We are in the age of the computer. The internet. The information highway. Are you telling me they can't come up with a system where we can vote on the computer, via our social security numbers? Of course they can! They don't because that would render them obsolete. That would dry up the cash cow of corruption they have worked so hard to put in place.

The reason we don't have a democracy in this country. The reason the people don't have a true say in what happens. Is because if we did these politicians would not be able to profit off of us, to the tune of billions of dollars, like they do now.

Public office should be a sacrifice. Not a honor. People should go into it with the intention of making this country a better place. With the intention of making peoples lives better. They shouldn't be in it to make a profit. To gain power. Thats not what our forefathers had in mind. Congressman and Senators should make modest salaries and be loyal to the people. Not astronomical salaries (donations, kick-backs, etc.) and be loyal to lobbyists and big business.

If you were to dig up the bodies of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin... I bet their corpses would smell like puke from getting sick over what has happened to this country over the last 100 years.

It's a sad day in American politics when bloodlines win out over actual qualifications. But, then again, lately it seems every day is a sad day in American politics.

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DTV vouchers (Government Propaganda)...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:34:04 PST

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DTV, digital television. Have you heard? the whole country is switching from an analogue system of television to a digital system of television. Of course you've heard! every time you turn on the T.V. they have commercials about it. You gotta hear, that if you have cable. If you have satellite, you'll be fine. But, if you have a t.v. with "rabbit ears" you're gonna have to get a convertor box. But, don't worry. You're not going to have to pay for the whole convertor box. The government is giving out $40 vouchers. they have set aside $890 million for these vouchers. They're going to set aside another 650 million dollars for these freaking vouchers.

Why?! Why is the government so concerned about you watching t.v.? They're not concerned about anything else. The government has meetings all the time. On emmient domain, if they're going to take somebodys house away to put up a shopping mall. they have a meeting about it. Where you can go down and express your opinion. If they're going to raise taxes. They have a meeting about it, where you can go and express your opinion. They want to put in a new traffic light or stop sign. They have meetings where you can go and express your opinion.

Why do you never hear about them? Because they are listed in the back of the freaking paper in fine print. Or they're listed in some local newspaper that nobody reads. So why this? Why are they so worried about t.v.? Are they worried you're going to miss an episode of Judge Judy? Or Tyler Perry's House of Payne? Are they worried that you're going to miss a whether report that says it's 50% chance of rain? 50% chance of sunshine? No! What they don't want you to do is miss the news!!! They don't want you to turn off this propaganda machine that they use to control you. That they use to sway your freaking opinion.

Can you imagine you wake up on February 17th and theres no t.v.? You're gonna have 112 million people out in society having actual conversations with each other. Exchanging actual thoughts. You're gonna have 112 million people out in society THINKING! and that's the last thing the government wants. That's why they're willing to spend over one billion dollars of YOUR money on vouchers.

The best thing that could happen is that on February 17 you wake up turn on your t.v. and see NOTHING! The country would still be heading for certain disaster. But, the good thing is, you would know nothing about it.

When are you going to realize? The government is not in business to help you. The government is in business to help themselves. And if these DTV freaking coupons don't prove it, I don't know what will.

They don't want the television on to help YOU. They want the television on to help THEM!!!

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Paris Hilton's brother drunk driving...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:45:21 PST

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guess this proves, a hilton with a penis. Is still a Hilton.

Roger Clemens goes to Capitol Hill...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:52:56 PST

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and of course YOUR paying for it!!!

"OUR" election process is a JOKE..

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:01:58 PST

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why does it take almost a year for "our" candidates to explain where they stand on basically 5 or so issues???

Hillary Clinton's Super Tuesday...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:54:16 PST

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even SHE won't vote for her!!!

Giants Victory Parade...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:43:54 PST

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if the Giants really cared about thier fans, they would have made sure they were in Arizona on sunday. Not standing in the rain on Tuesday!!!

the Superbowl...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:39:26 PST

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it's really just another way for corporate America to sell you more crap you don't need!!!

whatever happened to CHOICE?!!!

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:48:44 PST

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It's supposed to be "we the people" NOT "we the media"!!!

the State of the Union Address...

noreply@blogger.com (drinking with bob) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:07:40 PST

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Union means, coming together. All I see, is a government that's FALLING APART!!!