What's the Malfunction

Oops - Garden Gnome Accident

2015-06-25T21:12:00.000-04:00

When we were visiting Oregon to watch my nephew graduate with his first biology degree, the whole family and friends stayed at a country home outside of Eugene.

On the way out at the end, we evidently scarred the THE Garden Gnome, Because he evidently had an accident.

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Cat Humor on a Bumper Sticker

2015-06-24T20:53:00.003-04:00

After this, I might have to consider a Optima as a car ..

We took this picture out of the front window of our car, driving from Portland Oregon to Seattle Washington. Not at all sure which state or city we were in.

Yes, the one driving was driving, and the other one took the picture.

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Different Signs for Different Times

2015-06-23T19:28:00.000-04:00

We visited Seattle Washington and stayed in the section of town known as Fremont, the same place the Google lives in.

The town was awesome, but this sign was a tad 60's or 70's ... I was thinking, Huka? Bong? What is it?

As it turns out, on the other side of the sign, they got it right.

The Sell Pipes, Wine, the have an ATM and they sell Ice.

No Wine Pipes after all.

Only Cowboys & Warriors Bumper Sticker

2015-06-17T15:32:00.001-04:00

Another in our series of Strange Bumper Stickers - This one from Seattle Washington.

The Stuff You See in a Parade - Auburn Ma Memorial Day Parade 2015

2015-05-30T20:52:00.000-04:00

So, we saw kids, firemen, police, houses, karate demonstrations from McCoy's Action Karate, Boy Scouts, Elks, Relay for Life, Shriners, and ... well, um, this.

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Absolutely Needed Sign.... If The Goal is Universal Malfunction

2015-05-10T09:10:00.004-04:00

If you don't get it, look up tautology, and know you are part of the problem in communication break down in the world today.

If you do get it, share it. Maybe we can stop the destruction of the world.

I could Just Kiss this Food

2015-03-24T16:25:00.002-04:00

Little Shop of Horrors

Ok, I was just listening to "Feed Me Seymour," on XM radio Broadway, and was seeing the vision of the plant in the movie version of Little Shop of Horrors, so it is totally understandable that the first fruit I see in the grocery store reminds me of this right?

Fruit on the shelf at Price Chopper in Webster MA

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When an Oval is Not an Oval

2015-03-16T20:06:00.000-04:00

Sunday I went out to walk on a local MA walking track, the oval type, that had been plowed, sort of. I needed to add some step to my daily life, as Sundays I am to much in the sedentary frame of mind. I saw this sign.

Really.

When I was in Jr. High, then again High School and then again in Undergrad, the circumference of an ellipse was a constant.

New Math I guess.

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NO SWIMMING - Seriously, Don't Swim in These Trees

2015-01-22T18:35:00.001-05:00

On a #ThisIsNewEngland Trip to Kent, CT in January 2015, we were climbing a large hill or small mountain on a hike, and looking back over our shoulder, into the endless awesome woods, we saw this sign.

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Brattleboro Vermont - 12/14/14

2014-12-14T18:51:00.002-05:00

My wife and I took a day trip to Brattleboro Vermont, and without even looking, humor just jumped up and and attacked us.

The first was the towns ability to name a junction, and Google Maps Navigator passing it on to us. As we approached a bridge to New Hampshire in the southern part of Brattleboro, this is what we saw.

Malfunction Junction Indeed!

Another opportunity for humor was the name of one of the local businesses.

Yes, Elmer Fudd Must Own a Bike Shop

800 plus Years of Customer Service. Yep, I Believe That!

2014-11-10T15:26:00.002-05:00

Saw this at a store this weekend.

Right away, I'm thinking, Give me a wooden mallet, a cross bow, and torch and wooden bucket to ..... in.

yep.

that's gotta be it.

Good Name for a College Dorm

2014-10-28T21:28:00.000-04:00

We saw this sign on a private college campus in New England, and thought, Wow, truth in advertising.

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Wait, Wait ... Don't Jump ... Again

2014-10-28T21:18:00.002-04:00

Saw this on the "Cliff Walk" in Newport Rhode Island.

Right up there with "caution, Coffee is Hot," or Please don's sleep under the cars.

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What Else Could it Mean?

2014-07-01T21:07:00.001-04:00

Help

Stamp Out

and Abolish

Redundancy

and unnecessary repetition

Immediately,

Now.

How stupid do they think we are?

2014-06-14T16:26:00.000-04:00

Saw this dog in a baby carrage today at a Relay for Life Fair, in Auburn MA.

It's gotta be tough to be a dog.

What? Are You Sure?

2014-06-13T15:39:00.002-04:00

On the way to the cash register, we passed a display and sample isle. I don't eat sugar or carbs, so I ignored this counter, to prevent hunger and anger. My wife made me go back and take this picture. Then she had to explain the joke.

This Gate Means Business

2014-05-04T16:42:00.001-04:00

Just exactly, what were they trying to prevent from getting in our out?

Me Too

2014-04-22T10:57:00.001-04:00

Batman is da man.

Somethings ARE NOT FOOD - But I could be wrong

2014-04-21T10:52:00.002-04:00

Don't Want to Live in this Place

2014-04-20T22:11:00.002-04:00

We ran across this community when driving on the CT coast ...

You Can't Find this Bumper Sticker

2013-11-04T00:46:00.000-05:00

I always look at cars, to see what weirdness I can detect on the back of them. This bit of wit was awesome for those of us who know about Beaming Up Scotty.

I Found Waldo

2013-11-03T08:07:00.000-05:00

While returning to our car on the MBTA in Boston MA, we discovered that Waldo was a Red Sox Fat, because we found him on the T, returning from the Red Sox World Championship Duck Boat Parade.

Here is the Proof.

Political Kitty

2013-10-28T20:37:00.001-04:00

If my kitty voted.

Just in Case You NEED MORE FAT

2013-10-18T19:34:00.001-04:00

Got to admit, we bought one. At a Ren Fair. It was Good. It was HEAVY.

Stoned Cow

2013-10-05T05:55:00.001-04:00

The glory of living in the sticks.