What's wrong with people

Blond joke of the day !!

2010-09-30T09:32:00.000-07:00

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.

Lindsey Lohan is at the Betty Ford Center !

2010-09-30T09:25:00.000-07:00

Lindsey Lohan is apparently undergoing treatment at the Betty Ford Center, an alcohol and drug rehabilitation clinic in Rancho Mirage, California. Besides that I like how she dresses!!!

Paris hilton's boyfriend....Hit and run??

2010-09-30T09:12:00.000-07:00

Paparazzi swarmed the car once again as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood. Paparazzi were all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photographer down. The couple drove off after the hit and the photographer called the police. Paramedics were also called and took the female photographer to a local hospital.

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits was reportedly cited for a hit-and-run.

Giorgio Armani to create Gaga's wild and wacky costumes.

2010-09-29T21:22:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga has signed a deal with fashion designer Giorgio Armani to create her wild and wacky costumes.
She should of also signed one with Purina Dog Chow!!

My personal opinion is that bacon would have been better!!!

John Travolta had six gay lovers !!!!

2010-09-29T21:14:00.000-07:00

Earlier this month The Enquirer reported that John Travolta had been having 'relations' in Hollywood spas and a new book reveals that six more men have come forward to say they had relations with the star!!

Lady Gaga Fashion...omg !!

2010-07-07T10:42:00.000-07:00

When Lady Gaga was a little girl, she would sing along on her mini plastic tape recorder to Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper hits and get twirled in the air in daddy’s arms to the sounds of the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. The precocious child would dance around the table at fancy Upper West Side restaurants using the breadsticks as a baton. And, she would innocently greet a new babysitter in nothing but her birthday suit.

Scorpion soup anyone?

2010-03-24T14:01:00.000-07:00

This is what scorpion soup apparently looks like. Scorpions are traditionally
eaten in Southern China, where they can be bought from local markets.
This delightful dish was found from growabrain.typepad.com
A Recipe for a scorpion soup can be found from: www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk
Best is that everything can be eaten except for the tim of the tail!

Blonde joke of the day !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-03-13T13:21:00.000-08:00

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Terrorist-Proof Airlines

2010-03-10T10:57:00.000-08:00

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How To Speak Womanese

2010-03-10T10:54:00.000-08:00

Winter Driving‏

2010-03-10T10:50:00.000-08:00

It happens to all of us... You're driving along

just minding your own business,
when all of a sudden -
without any warning,
This Dick In A Truck

pulls out right in front of you.

This is incredible!!! She makes babies..........‏

2010-03-10T10:48:00.000-08:00

Marzipan Babies

I thought you'd be as fascinated with these as I was.

These are made with marzipan ?(almond paste and egg white).......really unbelievable!

While some of the faces may look ?"crafted" rather than "real", every detail is ?amazing, and the rest looks VERY real.

And what's more... you could eat them (not that you would!)

BET YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN SOME OF THESE‏

2010-03-10T10:43:00.000-08:00

Top ten signs that you are too drunk

2009-12-29T13:14:00.000-08:00

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES

2009-12-17T13:15:00.000-08:00

* When was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

*Care to see my twelve inch elf?

*I've got something special in the sack just for you!

*Some of my favorite toys run on batteries

*I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear!

*I've got something you can hang a wreath on!

*One... hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!

* I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Brazil toddler has 50 sewing needles inside body

2009-12-16T09:51:00.000-08:00

In this picture taken from a TV Globo video, a person points at a X-ray of a 2-year-old boy showing needles inside his body in a hospital in Ibotirama, northern Brazil, Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009. A 2-year-old Brazilian boy has as many as 50 metal sewing needles inside his body and a doctor treating the boy said they were apparently stuck there one by one.

World's Youngest Mother

2009-12-15T10:23:00.000-08:00

Peruvian five-year-old Lina Medina, accompanied by her 11-month-old-son Gerardo, and Doctor Lozada who attended her son's birth, are shown in this 1940 file photo taken in Lima's hospital.
When her child was born by Caesarean section in May 1939, Medina made medical history, and is still the youngest known mother in the world.
Lina Medina's parents thought their 5-year-old daughter had a huge abdominal tumor and when shamans in their remote village in Peru's Andes could find no cure, her father carried her to a hospital.
Just over a month later, she gave birth to a boy.

Medina was born on September 27, 1933 in the small village of Paurange. She was only 5 years 8 months old at the birth of her child on Mother's Day, May 14, 1939.
Born at full term at Lima's maternity clinic, her child was taken through a caesarian operation (Dr. Lozada and Busalleu, operators, Dr. Colretta, anesthesiologist). The child (boy), weighing 2,700 grams, was well formed and in good health. Child and mother were able to leave the clinic after only a few days.
Doctor Lozada has conducted very detailed studies since the diagnostic of the pregnancy which aroused much curiosity in the country; he took an x-ray of the child and her baby, established a diagnostic of the fetal situation, observed the state of functionality of the little mother who had begun menstruating at the age of 8 months. At four years old she had already developed breasts as well as pubic hair, her body proportions were a bit amazing and her bone hardening a bit advanced, things that are often observed in cases of such premature pregnancy.

After taunting from schoolmates, Medina's son, Gerardo - who was named after one of the doctors who attended Medina and who became their mentor - discovered when he was 10 that the person he had grown up believing to be his sister was in fact his mother.
Gerardo died in 1979 at age 40 from a disease that attacks the body's bone marrow, but it was said it was not clear there was any link with his illness and the fact his mother had been so young at his birth.
Medina herself married and in 1972 had a second son, 33 years after her first. Her second child now lives in Mexico.

Top 10 World's Horniest Countries !!!

2009-12-15T10:15:00.000-08:00

No 10. Mexico

Want to take a sexy siesta? Meet people of the sun and fun in our No. 10 horniest country. Mexicans kick off our list of boot-knocking peoples, and they start from an early age. In fact, in May of 2008 Mexico City's government distributed 700,000 copies of sex-ed textbooks to deliver to the city's student population, well aware that the kids would be doing the horizontal tango one way or another. And when it comes to sex south of the border, there's always a way. While prostitution is generally illegal in Mexico, it is legal in select cities like Tijuana where sex worker zones are set up for your benefit.

No 9. Switzerland

Sure, they’re politically neutral, but the Swiss definitely have an opinion about sex. That opinion roughly translates to: "Gimme more." Apart from their regular bedroom feats, prostitution is also legal in this horny country. Every year 350,000 Swiss pay their own way for pleasure. With this level of commitment it's no wonder they made our list of top 10 horniest countries.

No 8. Spain

In the land of Latin love, sex is a foregone conclusion. Its traditional, sexually charged culture has even gone through a modern update. Recently, it's been reported that Spanish men have turned to our modern-day Spanish fly, Viagra, to please their ladies longer -- even if they are fully capable of the act without the pill. Of course, this little enhancement makes sure they meet their own expectations as well, proving that this is definitely one of the horniest countries around.

No 7. Malaysia

In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not -- not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we'll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia's Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.

No 6. Italy

Many Italians live la dolce vita with sex high on their list of things to do on a daily basis. A poll found that 32% of Italians over 60 years old have sex regularly. It's unclear if this means seniors are schtupping around the clock or once a week. However, one thing’s clear; their frequency in the sack helped give this country a spot on our list of top 10 horniest countries.

No 5. Poland

For a fairly conservative culture, Poland has earned a steamy reputation as one of the horniest countries out there. Poland has an annual Eroticon festival that showcases the latest and greatest sex toys and mechanisms in the adult industry. Even one of Poland's politicians was caught in a sex scandal. However, the most obvious evidence of Poland's hound-dog ways has to be the two Polish women who once held the world gangbang record, which they completed in their home country.

No 4. China

The more China’s Cultural Revolution thaws, the more its sexual revolution heats up. Want proof? Just in the past eight years, 5,000 sex shops have opened in Beijing alone. Plus, China even has a SEXPO, where Chinese residents come to check out sex paraphernalia. And with 70% of the world’s sex toys made in China, its horniest country status means that a good deal of their hard work won't have to go very far.

No 3. Russia

Was the Cold War’s biggest secret that the Russians were having more sex than we were? Since the fall of Communism it looks a lot more likely that it actually was. Russian's libidos are inspiring them to fill tons of new Moscow clubs and bars where hookups are a nightly pastime in this horny country.

No 2. Brazil

Considering this is the birthplace of the thong, it makes sense that sex is as essential as breathing in Brazil. This horny country's beaches are filled with gorgeous women and during its annual Carnaval even the most stubborn inhibitions disappear and this destination proves its spot on our top 10 horniest countries list.

No 1. Greece

This country has a long tradition of sex that dates back to ancient times -- these are the guys that brought us pederasty and Sapphic love. With its temperate Mediterranean weather, beaches and tons of islands, Greece’s ingredients make it the No. 1 horniest country in the world.

sexiest pop divas in the world !!

2009-12-09T11:27:00.000-08:00

Here is the full list of world’s 25 sexiest pop divas:

1- Alicia Keys

2- Rihanna

3- Leona Lewis

4- Beyonce

5- Gwen Stefani

6- Girls Aloud

7- Christina Aguilera

8- Shakira

9- Nelly Furtado

10- Nicole Scherzinger

11- Jennifer Rose

12- Paulina Rubio

13- Sophie Monk

14- Mariah Carey

15- Coco Lee

16- Elena Paparizou

17- Fergie

18- Kylie Minogue

19- Ashanti

20- Jennifer Lopez

21- SugaBabes

22- Eve

23- Natasha Bedingfield

24- Jessica Simpson

25- Madonna

Susan Boyle Christmas special planned for ITV

2009-12-08T08:17:00.000-08:00

Britain's Got Talent runner-up Susan Boyle will star in her own Christmas special this year, ITV have confirmed.

The hour-long show, I Dreamed A Dream - The Susan Boyle Story, will feature special guests stars and the singer performing some of her new material.
Boyle and her friends and family will also appear in the show talking about her overnight success.
Her debut album I Dreamed A Dream recently broke music records in both the UK and the US.
It achieved the highest first-day sales of the year in the UK, shifting more than 130,000 copies and it went straight to number one.
In the US, she also topped the chart setting a first-week sales record for a female debut album there.
Record sales showed it had sold 701,000 copies.
Boyle shot to fame overnight after her surprising audition in front of the Britain's Got Talent judges in April.
The clip of her performing I Dreamed A Dream for the first time became an internet hit, with more than 100 million views on YouTube.

BBC NEWS

Blonde joke of the day !!!

2009-12-08T08:11:00.000-08:00

A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."

Book of Secrets..................sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!

2009-12-07T13:18:00.000-08:00

Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Or that there are quite a few abandoned underground New York subway stations? Or, that there's an entire (now-abandoned) underground movie theater in France? Of course not, because they are secrets. And this book is full of them.
The Book of Secrets reveals hundreds of clandestine, covert, surreptitious, furtive, hush-hush, and taboo pop-cultural and historical curiosities, from government cover-ups to marketing tricks to Colonel Sander's secret recipe. Practical secrets are also revealed, such as how to obtain a flight upgrade, speak in public, or win friends and influence people. The biggest secret, though, is how the author managed to cram all these secrets into such a tiny tome. Really, this book is small enough to eat, if you had to - and with all the secrets contained inside, you just might!

Celebrity upskirts!!!!

2009-12-05T11:01:00.000-08:00

Blonde joke of the day !!!

2009-12-05T09:30:00.000-08:00

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

Some of the craziest shoes ever!!!!

2009-12-05T09:25:00.000-08:00