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Apple Event: 22nd October; what do you aspect?

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 12:59:00 +0800

Blackberry Messenger aka BBM now fully available on android and iOS

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 12:14:00 +0800

Blackberry messenger or also widely known as BBM a famous build in on Blackberry devices now available for android and iOS platform. Now blackberry has roll out official version of it and stable version unlike version that comeout before the official launch of BBM for Android and iOS, over 1.1 million active users have already started using the leaked app causing quite an issue to the BBM team.

So how do you get BBM on your device? Visit BBM.com on the browser of your Android or iPhone and install the app. Once you open it, you’ll need to key in your email address to hold the spot in line. When it’s your turn, BlackBerry will email you the details to get you started on BBM. However, good news for those who registered your interest at BBM.com, you’ll be able to start using BBM immediately without lining up and true enough, it works perfectly fine on my iPhone.

here i provide you link to download the apps if find u facing hard time to search for it

Android version

iOS version

Source: Blackerry blog, mobile88

6.79 Changelog

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 00:27:00 +0800

We now have the changelog for the next version of Dota it includes a number of core balance and visual changes. Currently the update is only available on the Dota 2 test client however it should be moved onto the main client next week.

Front End Changes

6.79 Changelog

6.79 will initially ship to Dota 2 first and then as an update to the original Dota Warcraft 3 map at some point in the future.

General

- Buyback prevents gaining unreliable gold (creeps, neutrals, etc) until your normal respawn time finishes
- When buying back, 25% of the remaining respawn time will be added to your next death

- Creeps now meet a bit closer to the tower in your offlane
- Ranged Heroes now get the same denied experience as melee heroes (instead of less)
- XP AoE increased from 1200 to 1300

- Non-Ancient Neutrals now split XP with all heroes in the AoE instead of just the team that killed them
- Swapped the medium pullable Neutral Camp with the small camp
- A neutral creeps camp will no longer spawn the same set of neutral creeps twice in a row
- Small reduction to the pull timing duration of the mid Radiant and mid-top Dire camp
- Satyr Mindstealer XP bounty reduced from 88 to 62
- Satyr Tormentor XP bounty reduced from 155 to 119
- Mud Golems XP bounty reduced from 119 to 88
- Mud Golems armor reduced from 4 to 2
- Dark Troll Summoner bounty XP reduced from 155 to 119
- Hellbear Smasher HP reduced from 1100 to 950
- Hellbear armor reduced from 5 to 3
- Satyr Trickster’s Purge cast point improved from 0.5 to 0.2
- Dragon Ancient Neutral Camp now have flying movement capability
- Fixed Neutral Envenomed Weapons debuff dispelling regen items

- Day/Night length decreased from 6 to 4 minutes
- The following heroes now have the standard 800 night vision: Drow Ranger, Mirana, Puck, Leshrac, Enchantress, Ancient Apparition, Meepo and Treant Protector

- Roshan will respawn at a random time between 8 and 11 minutes after death
- When Aegis expires unused, it heals the hero fully over 5 seconds (regen dispels on damage from players or buildings)

- Starting gold increased from 603 to 625
- Random Gold bonus reduced by 50
- Gold for ending a spree changed from 75->600 (3x->10x) to 125->1000
- Your gold income is now 1 per 0.6 seconds, up from 1 per 0.8 seconds

- Tower last hit bonus gold increased from 100-200 to 150-250
- Melee Barracks HP regen increased from 2.5 to 5
- Ranged Barracks HP regen decreased from 2.5 to 0
- Ranged Barracks HP reduced from 1500 to 1200 and armor increased from 5 to 10 (same EHP vs physical damage)

- Evasion now stacks diminishingly
- Can no longer orb-attack while attack restricted (such as Ethereal or Frostbite)
- The following abilities no longer automatically ignore backswing time by default: Rupture, Malefice, Venomous Gale, Stifling Dagger, Flamebreak, Wave of Terror, Shadow Word and Power Cogs

Heroes

Abaddon
- Base armor reduced by 1
- Myst Coil self damage increased from 50/75/100/125 to 75/100/125/150
- Aphotic Shield is now dispellable
- Borrowed Time no longer activates while Doomed

Alchemist
- Chemical Rage no longer provides 250/500/750 bonus HP
- Chemical Rage HP regen increased from 15/30/60 to 50/75/100

Ancient Apparition
- Ice Vortex cooldown reduced from 5 to 4
- Ice Blast cooldown reduced from 45 to 40
- The Chilling Touch buff is now always applied to Ancient Apparition even if he is not within the target area
- Chilling Touch cooldown reduced from 50/46/42/38 to 50/42/34/26

Axe
- Berserker’s Call AoE increased from 275 to 300
- Battle Hunger duration reduced from 10/13/16/19 to 10/12/14/16
- Battle Hunger damage reduced from 15/21/27/33 to 15/20/25/30
- Battle Hunger movement speed slow/bonus increased from 8% to 10%
- Battle Hunger is now dispellable
- Counter Helix cooldown reduced from 0.55/0.5/0.45/0.4 to 0.45/0.4/0.35/0.3
- Counter Helix now hits siege units
- Culling Blade no longer goes on cooldown if it successfully kills a hero
- Culling Blade threshold reduced from 300/450/625 to 250/350/450 (Aghanim upgraded version is still 300/450/625)
- Culling Blade speed bonus increased from 25% to 40% and AoE from 600 to 900
- Culling Blade 40% speed bonus now applies to attack speed as well
- Culling Blade Aghanim allied buff duration increased from 6 to 10
- Culling Blade manacost reduced from 150/200/250 to 60/120/180

Batrider
- Base damage reduced from 48-52 to 38-42
- Vision reduced from 1400 to 1200
- Flaming Lasso cast range reduced from 175 to 100

Beastmaster
- Inner Beast AoE reduced from 1000 to 900 (standard aura AoE)
- Inner Beast attack speed rescaled from 18/26/32/40 to 15/25/35/45
- Call of the Wild now has two abilities for summoning each unit independently
- Call of the Wild manacost reduced from 25 to 15 and cast point improved from 0.5 to 0.3

Bloodseeker
- Base movement speed reduced from 305 to 300
- Thirst is now global instead of 6000 range
- Thirst bonus now stacks for each unit that is low HP
- Thirst HP threshold increased from 20/30/40/50% to 50%
- Thirst movement speed bonus reduced from 15/25/35/45% to 7/14/21/28%
- When Thirst is active, movement speed cap is removed on your hero
- Thirst no longer provides armor bonus
- Thirst provides bonus 7/14/21/28 damage
- Thirst no longer grants full hero vision around low HP targets, it only shows their model
- Thirst no longer lasts for an extra 3 seconds when the target is dead

Brewmaster
- Base agility increased from 16 to 22
- Drunken Haze affects a 200 AoE around the target
- Thunder Clap is now dispellable
- Primal Split selection order is now Earth/Storm/Fire
- Reworked Primal Split Aghanim upgrade.

No longer upgrades any stats, cd, duration, etc on Aghanim.
Instead, it now grants Thunderclap to Earth, Drunken Haze to Storm, and Drunken Brawler to Fire.
The skills granted are at the same level as Brewmaster’s skills.
Cooldowns are independent of the original Brewmaster.

Bristleback
- Attack point improved from 0.4 to 0.3
- Viscous Nasal Goo is now dispellable
- Viscous Nasal Goo cast point improved from 0.4 to 0.3
- Warpath max stacks increased from 5 to 5/6/7
- Warpath stack duration increased from 10 to 14

Broodmother
- Spin Web AoE increased from 650 to 900
- Spin Web cast range increased from 600 to 1000
- Spin Web cast point nerfed from 0.2 to 0.4
- Spin Web no longer destroys trees
- Broodmother now has completely unobstructed movement when under the web (can walk over cliffs, trees, etc)
- Removed buffer time when leaving Spin Web (you now immediately lose your regen/movement/pathing/invis bonuses)

Centaur Warrunner
- Stampede slow duration increased from 1.25 seconds to 1.5

Chaos Knight
- Chaos Bolt damage and stun values are now inversely related

Chen
- Test of Faith teleport is now dispellable
- Hand of God cooldown increased from 140/130/120 to 160/140/120

Clinkz
- Searing Arrows damage increased from 20/30/40/50 to 30/40/50/60
- Searing Arrows manacost increased from 8 to 10
- Searing Arrows is no longer blocked by magic immunity

Clockwerk
- Units knocked back by Power Cogs destroy trees in 100 AoE around where they land

Crystal Maiden
- Freezing Field AS/MS AoE slow increased from -20/-30 to -30/-30
- Freezing Field Scepter AS/MS AoE slow increased from -50/-30 to -50/-50

Dark Seer
- Vacuum cooldown increased from 24 to 28

Dazzle
- Weave duration rescaled from 12/18/24 to 20
- Weave armor per second rescaled from 1 to 0.75/1/1.25 (scepter is 1/1.25/1.5)
- Poison Touch damage increased from 8/16/24/32 to 14/20/26/32 (7 seconds worth)
- Poison Touch is now dodgeable
- Poison Touch slow timings reworked

Previous Poison Touch:
=========================
Lvl 1
Slow target by 33% for 1 second

Lvl 2
Slow target by 33% for 1 second, then slow target by 66% for 1 second

Lvl 3
Slow target by 33% for 1 second, then slow target by 66% for 1 second, then stun target for 1 second

Lvl 4
Slow target by 33% for 1 second, then slow target by 66% for 1 second, then stun target for 1 second

Ministuns for 0.01 seconds at the start.

New Poison Touch:
==================
Lvl 1
Slow target by 33% for 3 seconds

Lvl 2
Slow target by 33% for 2 seconds, then slow target by 66% for 1 second

Lvl 3
Slow target by 33% for 1 second, then slow target by 66% for 1 second, then slow target by 100% for 1 second

Lvl 4
Slow target by 33% for 1 second, then slow target by 66% for 1 second, then stun target for 1 second

Ministuns for 0.01 seconds at the start.

Death Prophet
- Exorcism Spirit damage increased from 43-48 to 53-58

Disruptor
- Kinetic Field AoE increased from 300 to 325
- Glimpse cooldown reduced from 60/50/40/30 to 65/50/35/20
- Static Storm AoE increased from 375 to 450
- Static Storm max damage increased from 170/220/270 to 200/250/300
- Added Aghanim’s upgrade: Static Storm silences items, and lasts an extra 2 seconds

Doom
- Doom cooldown reduced from 110 to 100
- Doom now removes positive buffs on the target before applying the debuff
- Doom Aghanim AoE requirement increased from 550 to 900

This is the AoE that is considered when freezing the duration of Aghanim upgraded Doom.

Drow Ranger
- Precision Aura damage ratio increased from 16/20/24/28% to 18/24/30/36%
- Precision Aura no longer affects creeps
- Precision Aura can now be manually casted to affect creeps globally for 30 seconds (120 cd)
- Marksmanship attribute negation AoE increased from 375 to 400

Earthshaker
- Enchant Totem damage increased from 75/150/225/300% to 100/200/300/400%
- Fissure range increased by 100

Elder Titan
- Ancestral Spirit damage reduced from 120/160/200/240 to 80/120/160/200

Enigma
- Midnight Pulse dps increased from 3/4/5/6% to 4/5/6/7%
- Added Aghanim’s upgrade: Adds Midnight Pulse damage to your Black Hole. This damage stacks with Midnight Pulse.

Enchantress
- Untouchable attack speed slow increased from 20/50/80/110 to 30/60/90/120

Faceless Void
- Timewalk slow rescaled from 25/30/35/40% to 20/30/40/50%
- Chronosphere AoE increased from 400 to 450

Huskar
- Agility reduced from 20 + 2.4 to 15 + 1.4
- Berserker’s Blood is now disabled by Doom

Invoker
- EMP restores Invoker for 50% of the mana it drains from heroes (excluding illusions)
- Invoke Max Spells rescaled from 1/2/2/2 to 2

Io
- Tether now does a -100% MS/AS slow instead of a stun

Jakiro
- Liquid Fire is now a castable Attack Orb (same cooldown, no mana cost)

Juggernaut
- Healing Ward movement speed increased from 300 to 450
- Omnislash Scepter cooldown reduced from 110/100/90 to 70
- Omnislash no longer stops if the target is Ethereal (it still doesn’t do damage)
- Fixed not being able to use items during Omnislash

Keeper of the Light
- Blinding Light now destroys trees in a 150 AoE around where the target is pushed

Kunkka
- X Marks The Spot cooldown reduced from 16 to 13
- Ghost Ship damage increased from 350/450/550 to 400/500/600

Leshrac
- Diabolic Edict cast point improved from 0.7 to 0.5
- Pulse Nova scepter damage increased from 88/133/177 to 100/150/200

Lich
- Frost Armor has half effect against ranged heroes
- Frost Armor slow now stacks with the slow from Frost Nova
- Sacrifice cooldown increased from 35/30/25/20 to 44/36/28/20
- Sacrifice mana gain increased from 15/30/45/60% to 25/40/55/70%
- Sacrifice no longer denies enemy XP
- Sacrifice now converts your own creep for XP (shared in AoE as normal creep xp bounty)

Lifestealer
- Rage cooldown increased from 17 to 19
- Open Wounds and Infest cast points increased from 0.01 to 0.2

Lina
- Attack range increased from 635 to 650

Lion
- Mana Drain duration increased from 4 to 5
- Hex cooldown increased from 15 to 30/25/20/15
- Hex duration increased from 1.75/2.5/3.25/4 to 2.5/3/3.5/4

Lone Druid
- Base movement speed increased from 315 to 325 (still 280 in True Form)
- Spirit Bear XP bounty increased from 196 to 300

Luna
- Moon Glaive can now bounce back on the same units if it already hit all other units nearby
- Moon Glaive bounce damage reduced from -30% to -35%
- Eclipse Scepter beam count limit per target removed

Lycanthrope
- Armor increased by 1 (Shapeshift total armor is still the same as before)
- Base damage increased by 5
- Howl bonus damage for non-hero units increased from 4/8/12/16 to 5/10/15/20
- Wolves magic resistance increased from 50% to 80%

Magnus
- Turn rate improved from 0.5 to 0.8

Medusa
- Mystic Snake now does Pure damage to units in Stone Form

Meepo
- Base armor reduced by 1
- Turn rate improved from 0.5 to 0.65
- Earthbind cast point improved from 0.5 to 0.3
- Divided We Stand leveling rebalanced from 6/11/16 to 4/11/18
- Removed 30% stat sharing on non-aghanim Divided We Stand

Mirana
- Leap AoE AS/MS speed bonus is granted at the cast location rather than the destination
- Leap AoE AS bonus increased from 4/8/12/16 to 8/16/24/32

Morphling
- Morph level 4 shift rate improved from 0.25 to 0.2

Naga Siren
- Rip Tide AoE reduced from 450 to 350
- Ensnare manacost increased from 75/85/95/105 to 90/100/110/120

Nature’s Prophet
- Treants’ XP Bounty increased from 20 to 30
- Treants’ Gold Bounty increased from 12-16 to 14-20

Necrolyte
- Base armor increased by 1

Night Stalker
- Darkness causes enemy vision to be reduced by 25% (affects heroes, creeps and wards)

Nyx Assassin
- Spiked Carapace no longer stuns your hero when your summoned units proc it (the summoned units get stunned instead)
- Impale no longer has unit targeting, it is now only a point targeted spell

Ogre Magi
- Ignite duration increased from 4/5/6/7 to 5/6/7/8
- Ignite is now dodgeable
- Ignite can now multicast to cast at a random enemy unit in 1400 AoE (prioritizes ones that do not already have the debuff)
- Unrefined Fireblast cooldown reduced from 10 to 6

Omniknight
- Degen Aura AoE increased from 315 to 350
- Degen Aura stickiness increased from 0.5 seconds to 1.0

Outworld Devourer
- Base damage reduced by 3
- Items no longer trigger Essence Aura

Phantom Assassin
- Stifling Dagger shares the same crit chance/factor as Coup de Grace
- Stifling Dagger is now dodgeable
- Stifling Dagger damage rescaled from 50/100/150/200 to 60/100/140/180

Phantom Lancer
- Spirit Lance is now dodgeable

Pudge
- Can now use Blink Dagger
- If you hook a unit onto an unpathable ledge, the unit gains free pathing for 5 seconds
- Flesh Heap magic resistance reduced from 4/8/12/16% to 6/8/10/12%
- Dismember Scepter strength multiplier increased from 0.75 to 1.0

Pugna
- Decrepify damage amp on allies reduced from 40% to 25%
- Decrepify damage amp on enemies increased from 40% to 50%
- Nether Ward now requires 3 hits to kill instead of 75/150/225/300 HP (heroes hurt it for 1, others for 0.25)
- Life Drain restores mana if it tries to heal you while you are full hp when targeting heroes

Queen of Pain
- Shadow Strike manacost rescaled from 80/100/120/140 to 110

Riki
- Smoke Screen cast range increased from 425 to 550
- Riki is no longer revealed out of Permanent Invisibility when he casts spells or uses items

When he starts his attack from Blink Strike, he will be revealed.

Rubick
- Telekinesis cooldown increased from 18 to 22
- Rubick can no longer steal the Aghanim upgrade of the enemy if they have Aghanim and he doesn’t
- Added Aghanim’s upgrade: reduces cooldown from 20/18/16 to 5, increases cast range from 1000 to 1400 and makes all stolen spells be considered to have their Aghanim’s upgrade

Sand King
- Sand Storm dps increased from 20/40/60/80 to 25/50/75/100
- Epicenter attack speed slow is now same as movement speed slow (10%->30%)

Shadow Demon
- Shadow Poison AoE increased from 180 to 190

Shadow Shaman
- Mass Serpent Ward count increased from 8 to 10
- Changed Mass Serpent Ward placement structure

Silencer
- Intelligence Steal is an innate part of the hero rather than an element of Glaives of Wisdom

Skeleton King
- Base Intelligence increased by 5
- Removed Mortal Strike active
- Vampiric Aura now provides full effectiveness on ranged units
- Reincarnation slow increased from 30% to 50%
- Reincarnation slow AoE increased from 700 to 900

Skywrath Mage
- Int growth increased from 3.2 to 3.6
- Added Aghanim’s upgrade: reduces Mystic Flare’s cooldown from 60/40/20 to 20/10/0

Slardar
- Amplify Damage armor reduction increased from 8/14/20 to 10/15/20
- Sprint speed increased from 20/27/33/40% to 20/28/36/44%
- Sprint manacost removed (was 50)

Slark
- Shadow Dance duration reduced from 5.5 to 4
- Shadow Dance cooldown increased from 25 to 65
- Shadow Dance can no longer be revealed by Truesight

Sniper
- Take Aim attack range bonus increased from 75/150/225/300 to 80/160/240/320

Spectre
- You can now continuously use Reality on your illusions
- Reality cast point improved from 0.3 to 0

Spirit Breaker
- Base attack time nerfed from 1.7 to 1.9
- Greater Bash no longer works while doomed
- Nether Strike now uses 1.2 Cast Time instead of a 1 sec magic immune delay (can be interrupted as a result)

Sven
- Stormbolt cooldown reduced from 15 to 13
- Stormbolt is now dodgeable

Tidehunter
- Kraken Shell damage block increased from 7/14/21/28 to 9/18/27/36

Timbersaw
- Chakram manacost increased from 75/125/175 to 100/150/200

Tiny
- Craggy Exterior chance increased from 6/12/18/24% to 10/15/20/25%
- Craggy Exterior stun duration increased from 1.2 to 1.2/1.3/1.4/1.5

Treant Protector
- Leech Seed damage per pulse reduced from 30/45/60/75 to 24/36/48/60
- Leech Seed number of pulses increased from 4 to 6 (duration from 3 to 4.5)
- Living Armor cooldown rebalanced from 15 to 32/26/20/14
- Living Armor manacost increased from 25 to 50
- Nature’s Guise cast point improved from 0.5 to 0.3

Troll Warlord
- Berserker’s Rage movespeed bonus rebalanced from 20/20/20/30 to 10/20/30/40
- Whirling Axes (Melee) damage reduced from 125/175/225/275 to 75/125/175/225

Tusk
- Frozen Sigil now requires a constant number of hits (3/3/4/4) instead of 200/220/240/260 HP (heroes hurt it for 1, others for 0.25)

Undying
- Decay steal duration increased from 25/30/35/40 to 40

Vengeful Spirit
- Can now use Blink Dagger
- If you Netherswap a unit onto an unpathable ledge, the unit gains free pathing for 5 seconds

Venomancer
- Poison Nova no longer ignores invis/fogged units
- Venomous Gale no longer ignores invis units
- Venomous Gale damage over time rebalanced from 15/30/45/60 to 0/30/60/90
- Poison Sting duration increased from 6/8/10/12 to 6/9/12/15
- Poison Sting dps no longer dispels healing or disables dagger
- Plague Wards now have Poison Sting for 50% of the damage at the current skilled level (When both Venomancer and a Plague Ward affect a target, only the highest dps is applied)
- Plague Wards XP bounty increased from 12/12/25/25 to 20/25/30/35

Viper
- Poison Attack cooldown reduced from 4/3/0/0 to 0
- Corrosive Skin no longer works while doomed

Visage
- Base armor reduced by 1
- Base magic resistance reduced from 25% to 10%

Warlock
- Fatal Bonds now links the closest units to the initial target, instead of randomly choosing targets in its AoE
- Upheaval cast range increased from 700 to 1200
- Upheaval duration increased from 10 to 12
- Removed Chaotic Offering 100 impact damage
- Chaotic Offering Golem armor increased from 5/7/10 to 6/9/12
- Chaotic Offering manacost increased from 200/250/300 to 200/300/400

Weaver
- Base attack time nerfed from 1.7 to 1.8

Windrunner
- Focus Fire remains sticky on the target you cast it on

This means that you can change targets and when you return to the original target, your attack speed bonus will resume.

Witch Doctor
- Death Ward cast range increased from 400 to 600
- Voodoo Restoration AoE increased from 350 to 500
- Voodoo Restoration manacost over time reduced from 8/14/20/26 to 8/12/16/20 (50% of the heal amount)
- Paralyzing Casks now lasts 5 seconds on illusions (same as creep duration)

ITEMS

Animal Courier
- Movement speed increased from 300 to 350
- HP increased from 45 to 75

Arcane Boots
- Movement speed bonus reduced from 60 to 55

Armlet of Mordiggian
- Unholy Strength STR gain is provided over 0.7 seconds
- Unholy Strength has no toggle on or off cooldown

Black King Bar
- Recipe cost increased from 1300 to 1375

Blink Dagger
- Damage disable no longer ignores self damage

This means stuff like Rot will trigger it, but HP loss like Soul Ring will not.

Bloodstone
- Now gives the +10 damage from its components

Boots of Travel
- Now prioritizes nearby structures first within 325 AoE from targeting position (when ground targeted)

Bottle
- Gold cost increased from 600 to 650

Clarity Potion
- Is no longer shareable (but can still be used on a target ally)

Dust of Appearance
- Slow increased from 10 to 15%

Eul’s Scepter of Divinity
- Cyclone cooldown reduced from 30 to 25
- Movement speed bonus increased from 35 to 40

Eye of Skadi
- Eye of Skadi MS/AS slow increased from 30/20 to 35/35

Flying Courier
- Cannot be purchased until 3 minutes after creeps spawn

Gem of True Sight
- Gold cost increased from 850 to 900

Hand of Midas
- Transmute no longer works against Necronomicon units

Healing Salve
- Gold cost increased from 100 to 115
- Is no longer shareable (but can still be used on a target ally)

Helm of the Dominator
- Dominate can no longer control Necronomicon units

Hyperstone
- Gold cost reduced from 2100 to 2000

Linken’s Sphere
- Linken’s Sphere can now be cast on an allied hero to transfer the buff

When on cooldown it does not work on you. Goes into cooldown when cast and once the buff is used up.
If the cooldown ends and the buff has not been used up, the buff ends and does not trigger another cooldown.
700 cast range.

Maelstrom
- Chain Lightning AoE increased from 500 to 900

Mjollnir
- Static Charge radius around attacker increased from 300 to 450
- Static Charge hit count increased from 3 to 5
- Chain Lightning AoE increased from 500 to 900

Necronomicon
- Summoned units duration increased from 35 to 40

Observer Ward
- Duration increased from 6 to 7 minutes
- Killing Observer Wards now grants a 50 gold bounty

Phase Boots
- Movement speed bonus reduced from 55 to 50

Pipe of Insight
- Barrier AoE increased from 500 to 900

Power Treads
- Movement speed bonus reduced from 55 to 50

Radiance
- Burn Damage AoE increased from 650 to 700

Refresher Orb
- Now gives the +10 attack speed from its components

Rod of Atos
- Cripple cooldown reduced from 16 to 12

Sange and Yasha
- Movement speed bonus increased from 12 to 16%

Sentry Ward
- Duration increased from 3 to 4 minutes
- No longer gives permanent vision around it
- Gives ground vision in a 150 area around it for 12 seconds when placed

Shadow Amulet
- Fade delay reduced from 2.4 to 1.8

Shadow Blade
- Shadow Walk cooldown increased from 18 to 28

Smoke Of Deceit
- Smoked units are now always hidden until the buff is removed (rather than being hidden only from minimap and partially from world)

Tango
- Charges increased from 3 to 4
- Gold cost increased from 90 to 125
- Is no longer shareable
- Tango can be targeted on an allied hero to create a 1 charge non-stacking tango item in their inventory. If the inventory is full, the item will be placed on the ground. This item has a 60s cooldown.

Tranquil Boots
- Reworked Tranquil Boots

Previous Tranquil Boots
=========================
Active Boots:
+ 75 Movement speed
+ 3 Armor
+ 3 HP Regeneration

Ability: Heal – Restores 250 HP over 20 seconds while out of combat. 60s cooldown. 25 mana cost.

Broken Boots:
+ 25 Movement speed
Restores when the last 10 seconds don’t have 3 instances of damage.

Can be disassembled

New Tranquil Boots
=========================
Active Boots:
+ 85 Movement speed
+ 4 Armor
+ 10 HP Regeneration

Broken Boots:
+ 60 Movement speed
+ 4 Armor
Restores when you haven’t attacked or been attacked in the last 13 seconds.

Cannot be disassembled.

Urn of Shadows
- Soul Release cooldown reduced from 10 to 7

Vanguard
- Damage Block chance increased from 70 to 80%

Veil of Discord
- Now uses Null Talisman instead of Robe of the Magi (from +12 int to +6 int, +3 str, +3 agi, +3 dmg)
- Magic weakness duration increased from 20 to 25 seconds

* Broodmother and Slark are temporarily disabled from CM, they will be added back shortly.

Neutral Creep Updates

Minor fix to some of the neutral creeps.

Hill Troll Priest

The Hill Troll Priest’s heal ability now can be autocasted. (Dominate the Troll, send it to the middle lane, tell your solo to play aggressive and watch as the enemy mid hero cries)

Ogre Frostmage

The legacy keybinding for Ogre Frostmage’s Frost Armour has now been fixed.

Cosmetic Item Updates

We have a minor update to one of Lion’s existing cosmetic items.

Lion’s Cosmetic Items

Lion’s recently added Stone Infusion demon arm has been updated with a new texture and now has a particle effect.

Comparison Slider

OldNew

New vs Old

Updated Armoury Image

Old Armoury Image

New Particle Effect

New League Passes

We have a number of new League Passes in this update, full descriptions will be available when the patch reaches the main client.

Hungarian Premier League

Techlabs Cup Grand Final

Fragbite Masters

European Elite League

OZone Cup

SteelSeries Malaysia Cup

6.79 Updates

With the changes introduced with 6.79 we have had a number of alterations and visual updates t0 Dota 2 to reflect the updates.

Buyback Update

The buyback tooltip has been updated to reflect the changes introduced with 6.79. (The gold icon will flash red until this debuff finishes)

- Buyback prevents gaining unreliable gold (creeps, neutrals, etc) until your normal respawn time finishes

XP AoE Update

- XP AoE increased from 1200 to 1300

Neutral Camp Updates

The small and medium camps for both teams have now been swapped around.

- Swapped the medium pullable Neutral Camp with the small camp

New Small Camp Location (aka Pull Camp)

New Medium Camp Location

Roshan Updates

The spectator timer for Roshan has been updated to reflect the change to his respawning.

- Roshan will respawn at a random time between 8 and 11 minutes after death

Before 8 Minutes

After 8 Minutes

The Aegis has also been updated and will now trigger a regen if it expires unused. (Same effect as the regen rune)

- When Aegis expires unused, it heals the hero fully over 5 seconds (regen dispels on damage from players or buildings)

Armlet of Mordiggian Updates

The Armlet has been reworked and now provides the strength gain over a 0.7 second period.

- Unholy Strength STR gain is provided over 0.7 seconds
- Unholy Strength has no toggle on or off cooldown

Linken’s Sphere Updates

The Linken Sphere now has an active ability that lets you cast the buff onto an allied hero.

- Linken’s Sphere can now be cast on an allied hero to transfer the buff

Tango Updates

With consumables no longer being allowed to share the Tango has been updated to allow you to use it on an allied hero to provide them with a new Shared Tango. (This is technically a brand new item that has been added to the game)

- Tango can be targeted on an allied hero to create a 1 charge non-stacking tango item in their inventory. If the inventory is full, the item will be placed on the ground. This item has a 60s cooldown.

Axe’s Updates

Axe can now perform a full slam dunk on the entire enemy team if they are within the threshold.

- Culling Blade no longer goes on cooldown if it successfully kills a hero

Batrider’s Updates

- Flaming Lasso cast range reduced from 175 to 100

New Lasso Range

Old Lasso Range

Beastmaster’s Updates

- Call of the Wild now has two abilities for summoning each unit independently

Bloodseeker’s Updates

- Thirst no longer grants full hero vision around low HP targets, it only shows their model

Broodmother’s Updates

Broodmother has had a number of updates to her Spin Web ability.

- Spin Web AoE increased from 650 to 900
- Spin Web cast range increased from 600 to 1000
- Spin Web cast point nerfed from 0.2 to 0.4
- Spin Web no longer destroys trees

We also have the addition of Broodmother being able to move completely unobstructed in her webs.

- Broodmother now has completely unobstructed movement when under the web (can walk over cliffs, trees, etc)

Clockwerk’s Updates

Clockwerk’s cogs will now cause trees to be destroyed if they knock back a hero into one. (To prevent strange interactions with the cog hero position)

- Units knocked back by Power Cogs destroy trees in 100 AoE around where they land

Juggernaut’s Updates

Juggernaut can now use items during Omnislash.

- Fixed not being able to use items during Omnislash

Nightstalker’s Updates

Nigthstalker has had an update to his Darkness ability which now causes a 25% reduction to the enemy vision.

- Darkness causes enemy vision to be reduced by 25% (affects heroes, creeps and wards)

Hero Vision Reduction

Creep Vision Reduction

Ward Vision Reduction

Ogre Magi’s Updates

Ogre Magi’s Ignite can now multicast and fire multiple bottles.

- Ignite can now multicast to cast at a random enemy unit in 1400 AoE (prioritizes ones that do not already have the debuff)

Pugna’s Updates

When Pugna reaches full health and uses Life Drain he will start to restore mana instead. (It will also change the colour of his Life Drain’s visual effect)

- Life Drain restores mana if it tries to heal you while you are full hp when targeting heroes

Riki’s Updates

Riki can now be a super ninja and cast items whilst invisible (and remain invisible).

- Riki is no longer revealed out of Permanent Invisibility when he casts spells or uses items

Shadow Shaman’s Updates

Serpent Ward count increase to 10 along with a new layout.

- Mass Serpent Ward count increased from 8 to 10
- Changed Mass Serpent Ward placement structure

UI Updates

We have had some minor UI updates in the new 6.79 patch.

Armoury UI

The Armoury images for the taunts has been updated with a new style.

Scoreboard UI

The end of game scoreboard will now display links showing the people that queued up together in a party.

Back End Changes

Updated Strings

New tool tip string for the updated buyback window.

    "DOTA_StatTooltip_Buyback_GoldLimit"  "No Unreliable Gold for %s1"

A couple new in game HUD error messages (Transmute is for the Midas).

    "dota_hud_error_cannot_dominate"        "Cannot Dominate this unit"
    "dota_hud_error_cannot_transmute"        "Cannot Transmute this unit"

New store banner strings for the sets from this patch.

    "StoreBanner_Header_AM_TheClergyAsceticSet"    "Anti-Mage: The Clergy Ascetic Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_AM_TheClergyAsceticSet"    "Thou art denied all pleasures save those of fashion!"
    "StoreBanner_Header_SHADOWSHAMAN_EkiSet"    "Shadow Shaman: Eki Spiritual Implements Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_SHADOWSHAMAN_EkiSet"    "Send them to the great gone by!"
    "StoreBanner_Header_BLOODSEEKER_ScarletRavenSet"    "Bloodseeker: Ardor of the Scarlet Raven Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_BLOODSEEKER_ScarletRavenSet"    "The birdbaths of Xhacatocatl are filled with blood..."
    "StoreBanner_Header_BM_SteelwebSet"    "Broodmother: Steelweb of Pytheos Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_BM_SteelwebSet"    "Let's see them step on this!"
    "StoreBanner_Header_BM_WebofThornsSet"    "Broodmother: Web of Thorns Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_BM_WebofThornsSet"    "All the better to guard her brood."
    "StoreBanner_Header_SILENCER_GuardianofSilenceSet"    "HUD: Tremor"
    "StoreBanner_Text_SILENCER_GuardianofSilenceSet"    "Quiet their screams."
    "StoreBanner_Header_RIKI_HighbornReckoningSet"    "Rikimaru: Highborn Reconing Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_RIKI_HighbornReckoningSet"    "Your enemies will pay dearly."
    "StoreBanner_Header_INVOKER_MnemonusArcanusSet"    "Invoker: Mnemonus Arcanus Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_INVOKER_MnemonusArcanusSet"    "Solar vestments won by wizardly cunning."
    "StoreBanner_Header_JUGG_GwimyeonWarrior"    "Juggernaut: Arms of the Gwimyeon Warrior Set"
    "StoreBanner_Text_JUGG_GwimyeonWarrior"    "Make them fear your face!"
    "StoreBanner_Header_WARD_CelestialObservatory"    "Ward: Celestial Observatory"
    "StoreBanner_Text_WARD_CelestialObservatory"    "Your eyes on the skies."
    "StoreBanner_Header_WARD_WardingGuise"    "Ward: Warding Guise"
    "StoreBanner_Text_WARD_WardingGuise"    "Let it keep an eye out for you."

Unreleased Custom Wards

We have two new additional custom cosmetic wards in this patch, both were winners in the Nexon Workshop competition.

Celestial Observatory

“Your eyes on the skies.”

Highborn Reconing Set

Contains

SFM Model Viewer Shots

Shadow Shaman’s Items

Eki Spiritual Implements Set

Contains

SFM Model Viewer Shots

The set also features a custom Serpent Ward.

Silencer’s Items

Contains

SFM Model Viewer Shots

Item Drop List Updates

We have another batch of updates to the in game item drop lists.

Common Items Drop List

- ”Dark Ruin Mantle”

- ”Gauntlets of the Crypt Guardian”

+ ”Hare Hunt Shoulders”

+ “Hare Hunt Sleeves”

- ”Pauldrons of the Crypt Guardian”

- ”Royal Cape of the Great Grey”

- ”Sigil Belt of the Great Grey”

- ”Spellbinder’s Forgotten Greatstaff”

- “The Twisted Arc”

- ”Tribal Stone Vambrace”

Uncommon Items Drop List

- ”Armor of the Twisted Arc”

- ”Battle Claws of the Great Grey”

- ”Bow of the Crypt Guardian”

- ”Bracers of the Twisted Arc”

- ”Comb of the Great Grey”

- ”Dark Ruin Gaze”

- ”Dark Ruin Helm”

- ”Demon Quiver of the Crypt Guardian”

- ”Girdle of the Nimble Edge”

+ ”Hare Hunt Cape”

+ ”Hare Hunt Rifle”

- ”Helm of the Nimble Edge”

- ”Housemark of the Great Grey”

- ”Leaf of the Nimble Edge”

- ”Spellbinder’s Catalytic Mantle”

- “Tribal Stone Edge”

- ”Tribal Stone Horns”

Mythical Items Drop List

- “Hellstrider”

Rare Items Drop List

- ”Belt of the Twisted Arc”

- ”Cloak of the Nimble Edge”

- ”Dark Ruin Crusher”

+ ”Hare Hunt Hat”

- ”Helm of the Twisted Arc”

- ”Horns of the Crypt Guardian”

- ”Pauldron of the Nimble Edge”

- ”Spellbinder’s Mask of Shaping”

- “Spellbinder’s Tattered Cloak”

- ”Tribal Stone Pauldron”

Other Changes

Some minor particle updates with the addition of a new courier trail.

Stone Rift Courier Trail Particle Effect

The Stone Rift courier trail is very similar to the Crystal Rift effect that came out earlier in the year however the new effect is specifically in a separate file and can altered to any colour.

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RaidCall Dota 2 League season 3 with LAN finals at DreamHack Valencia

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Fri, 24 May 2013 14:26:00 +0800

Evil Geniuses's flagship Dota 2 tournament, the RaidCall Dota 2 League returns once again for its third season this time bigger than ever. The most exciting part about season three is that there will be a LAN finals being held at DreamHack Valencia in July.

With a new season comes a few changes as well. Season three will be a more compressed season and feature less teams than season two. However that does not mean this season is any less prestigous than the previous one as the invited teams are the very best the West has to offer. Of the eight teams invited teams, seven are all invited to The International 2013, a great way to get ready for the tournament of the year.

As mentioned before, the top two teams will not be playing each other online but on LAN instead, at one of the most prestigous LAN events ever, DreamHack Valencia from the 18th to 21st of July. The two teams that qualify for the LAN finals will also receive travel stipends and accommodations will be provided for.

Another interesting thing about this season is that viewership statistics will be shared among the participating teams and their sponsors. This allows teams to show quantitative data to sponsors on the exposure they get during the league.

Commentary will be provided by Aaron 'Ayesee' Chambers and Jacob 'Maelk' Toft-Andersen.

The prize pool for this season have not been made public yet but season two was $10,000.

Invited Teams
Alliance
Dignitas
Evil Geniuses
Fnatic
Liquid
Mousesports
Natus Vincere
Virtus Pro

New Tournament Format
- Seven weeks long
- Double-round-robin format
- Four broadcast days (Monday through Thursday)
- Two Best of Three series on each play-day.
- Broadcast times of 12:00PM EDT / 18:00 CEST and 3:00PM EDT / 21:00 CEST

Tournament Schedule
Regular season begins: May 20
Regular season concludes: July 10th
Finals @ Dreamhack Valencia: July 18-21st

online ticket

Free in-game courier

Dota 2 - The International 3 - East Qualifier live game

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:17:00 +0800

DotA 2 - how to solve connecting to the network problem

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Sun, 19 May 2013 21:37:00 +0800

Here i got some solution for this dota 2 connecting to the network

1. Go to ur steam library
2. right click on ur dota 2
3. choose properties
4. go to local file tab
5. click on verify integrity of game cache
6. after it done,close ur steam and reboot

hope this whd help

Premier League Season 5 - Dota 2

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Sat, 18 May 2013 11:06:00 +0800

The Premier League is back with a new format! Watch teams compete in weekly cups for 7 weeks to qualify for the grand final and a chance of winning $15,000. Coverage by the biggest eSport websites like joinDOTA, GosuGamers, TeamLiquid, Dota2Lougne, Prodota, Dota2.ru, Ogaming and many more.

view of HUD skin

online ticket

StarLadder Season 6 have come

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Sat, 18 May 2013 10:48:00 +0800

Number of participants: 16 teams from Star division.
The date of the season start: May 19, 2013.
The date of the online stage ending: June 13, 2013.
The date of the LAN final: July 4 - 7, 2013.
Number of LAN final participants: 4 teams.

Cyber Sport Arena, in collaboration with Intel and ASUS, are proud to present the VI season of SLTV Star Series DOTA 2 5x5.

SLTV Star Series will be hosts to 16 of the finest DOTA 2 teams varying across the European and CIS regions with the first match expected to start on May 19, 2013.

Teams from Star division will have to play a total of 15 matches and the top four teams will further progress to participate in the LAN finals to be held in Cyber Sport Arena, Kiev. Thereon, the teams will battle for the crown along with the hefty prize pool.

StarLadder.TV gathers different players from varying communities - amateurs to world champions and consists of four divisions, namely, Star Series, Pro Series, Semi-pro Series and Amateur Series. All of them are connected by global rating system and consists of four seasons for every division during the calendar year.

Participants

The Alliance + Show Spoiler +

Fnatic + Show Spoiler +

Team Empire + Show Spoiler +
Virtus.pro + Show Spoiler +

Natus Vincere + Show Spoiler +

QPad Red Pandas + Show Spoiler +

RoX.KIS + Show Spoiler +

Mouz + Show Spoiler +

TCM-gaming + Show Spoiler +
Kaipi + Show Spoiler +

DD + Show Spoiler +

OSLIK Gaming + Show Spoiler +

iCCup + Show Spoiler +

zRage + Show Spoiler +

4FC + Show Spoiler +

PR + Show Spoiler +

Prize Pool
$12'000
$6'000
$3'000
$1'500

Format

Online League

Round Robin, one group with all 16 teams

Series played in bo1 format

Offline Finals

Top 4 teams from League

Double-elimination bo3

Grand Final bo5

Online Ticket

free new HUD with every online ticket

How-to: Download Ragnarok Online 2 from Steam with Region Lock

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Sat, 18 May 2013 00:07:00 +0800

Ragnarok Online 2 was recently released on the Steam platform a few days ago. If you’re like me, you may have attempted to download it from the store page and realized that it is not available for your region.

I looked up how to bypass this but my search yielded no viable results. Until I had the epiphany. Instead of boring you with the details on how I figured this out, here’s what you need to do.
Step 1: Open up your Steam client and go to Settings.

Step 2: From the settings window, go to the DOWNLOADS + CLOUD tab.

Step 3: On the Download region section, select any of the supported countries. I opted for Argentina.

Step 4: Click OK.

Step 5: Click HERE.

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The International 2013 HUD Unveiled - Dota 2

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:48:00 +0800

Few hours ago, the developers of Valve have released another small DOTA 2 update that fixes some of the earlier known bugs related to Elder Titan hero, boosts performance of thegame in general and improves The International Compendium feature as well. If you are interested to know more, check out the official patch notes here below:

GAMEPLAY
- Elder Titan: Fixed Ancestral Spirit giving vision to Elder Titan while dead.
- Elder Titan: Fixed Earth Splitter being placed slightly too far forward.
- Elder Titan: Fixed Natural Order not getting upgraded on the Ancestral Spirit if it was already in the air.
- Elder Titan: Fixed Natural Order sometimes not getting applied before Ancestral Spirit's damage.
- Ursa: Fixed Fury Swipes stack getting dispelled with Magic Immunity.

PERFORMANCE
- Added vsync support to windowed modes.
- Reduced memory fragmentation.

COMMUNITY
- There are now 6 broadcaster channels.
- Added map ping throttling for communication banned players.

INTERNATIONAL COMPENDIUM
- Now highlights Compendiums that are gifts from other players.
- Updated with new stretch goals.
- Prize pool now displays how much the Compendium owner has contributed.

DOTA ECONOMY
- Particles on unusual couriers work again.
- Strange items that count things other than kills work again.

Those of you that bought The International Compendium will soon receive the official tournament HUD and the design of it can be seen here below.

source :gamerbook

more info

Dota 2 Interactive Compendium gets new stretch goals, including vote on next released hero

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:20:00 +0800

After the Dota 2 community blasted through the second stretch goal for the International’s prize-pot-boosting Interactive Compendium, Valve have gone back to the bonus board to remap their targets. New stretch goals have added to the virtual document, filling in the previously colossal gap between Smeevil’s mount at $1.85 mil, and the new Immortal item at $2.6 million.

The Compendium acts as the ultimate record, companion, guide and boasting tool for the International tournament, allowing you to predict outcomes, and gain items, while filling in and expanding as the competition progresses. It also feeds back into the tournament – with $2.50 from every sale being added to the International’s original $1.6 million prize fund.

With the prize pot now at nearly $1.96 million, here are the remaining stretch goals, with the newly created bonuses in bold:

$2,000,000 – A custom HUD skin for all Compendium owners
$2,200,000 – A Taunt item with a brand new animation for all Compendium owners
$2,400,000 – Vote on participants in an 8 player Solo Championship (1 vs 1) at The International
$2,600,000 – An Immortal item for all Compendium owners
$3,200,000 – Choose the next hero released

A more evenly distributed list then, but one that comes with an even larger final goal: a vote on the “next” hero to be added. Of course, here the goal’s timing comes in to play. If the vote isn’t held until the International kicks off, there’s a strong chance that Abaddon and Legion Commander will already have found their way into the game – the vote instead deciding the next release from the remaining seven heroes.

As for the tournament, the West Qualifiers are set to continue today from 1pm BST, with the start of the Group B stage. You can watch the tournament live from the GDStudio qualifier page.

Source

International 3 Western Qualifier schedule (part 1)

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Tue, 14 May 2013 04:16:00 +0800

Current Day 1-4 Schedule

Day 1 - May 13rd

15:00 CEST(GMT+2)/9AM EDT/6AM PDT - Preshow

16:00 CEST(GMT+2)/10AM EDT/7AM PDT - Matchup 1: RoX.KIS vs Absolute Legends

19:00 CEST(GMT+2)/1PM EDT/10AM PDT - Matchup 2: Team Empire vs dd.Dota

22:00 CEST(GMT+2)/4PM EDT/1PM PDT - Matchup 3: Winners of previous matchups

Day 2 - May 14th

· 17:00 CEST(GMT+2)/11AM EDT/8AM PDT - Preshow

· 17:30 CEST(GMT+2)/11:30AM EDT/8:30AM PDT - Matchup 1: Losers Day 1

· 20:30 CEST(GMT+2)/2:30PM EDT/11:30AM PDT - Matchup 2: Winner Matchup 1 vs Loser Matchup 3 Day 1

Day 3 - May 15th

· 14:00 CEST(GMT+2)/8AM EDT/5AM PDT - Preshow

· 14:30 CEST(GMT+2)/8:30AM EDT/5:30AM PDT - Matchup 1: Mousesports vs iCCup

· 17:30 CEST(GMT+2)/11:30AM EDT/8:30AM PDT - Matchup 2: Evil Geniuses vs QPAD Red Pandas

· 20:30 CEST(GMT+2)/2:30PM EDT/11:30AM PDT - Matchup 3: Winners of previous matchups

Day 4 - May 16th

· 17:00 CEST(GMT+2)/11AM EDT/8AM PDT - Preshow

· 17:30 CEST(GMT+2)/11:30AM EDT/8:30AM PDT - Matchup 1: Losers Day 3

· 20:30 CEST(GMT+2)/2:30PM EDT/11:30AM PDT - Matchup 2: Winner Matchup 1 vs Loser Matchup 3 Day 3

SOURCE

Solo matchmaking will be added to DOTA 2

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Thu, 9 May 2013 23:23:00 +0800

Solo matchmaking is an experimental feature implented into DOTA 2 Test Client. There are some other minor updates like the number of reports you can make. It has been reduced to two per week. Read the full list of updates below:

Added Solo Matchmaking option. This is an experimental feature that will match you with players who also queued without being in a party. This is the first step in a series aimed at improving the matchmaking system.

COMMUNITY
- Reduced the number of negative reports per week to 2 as part of our ongoing efforts to improve and tune the reporting and ban systems.

GAMEPLAY
- Elder Titan: Fixed Legacy Keys
- Drow Ranger: Fixed Frost Arrows slowing Spirit Bear for the full creep duration
- Tusk: Fixed Walrus Punch having 1 less second of slow than intended.
- Tusk: Fixed Armlet sometimes causing Walrus Punch to disappear after using Snowball.

PERFORMANCE
- Reduced memory usage on systems with 2GB of RAM or less

Source: Gamersbook

Valve DotA 2 The International

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Thu, 9 May 2013 16:26:00 +0800

The International is an annual electronic sports Dota 2 championship tournament hosted by the American video game developer Valve Corporation, in which sixteen teams are personally invited to compete. The tournament began as the first public debut of Dota 2 in August 2011 at Gamescom, with a total prize pot of $1.6 million, with a grand prize of one million dollars going towards the championship team, making it the second most lucrative electronic sports event to date.

Tournament History

The International 2011

Valve announced the tournament in August 2011.

16 teams were invited to the tournament, but only the Top 8 teams received prize money.

Place	Team	Prize money
1st	Natus Vincere	$1,000,000.00
2nd	EHOME	$250,000.00
3rd	Scythe Gaming	$150,000.00
4th	MeetYourMakers	$80,000.00
5/6th	Invictus Gaming	$35,000.00
5/6th	Moscow Five	$35,000.00
7/8th	MiTH.Trust	$25,000.00
7/8th	Online Kingdom.Nirvana int	$25,000.00

The International 2012

Valve Corporation announced The International 2012 on May 10, 2012, with the first two teams invited being the highest-rated DotA team in the world, DK, and the defending champions, Natus Vincere. Unlike the previous year, Valve would host the event independently in Seattle, Washington, at the Benaroya Hall on August 31, 2012. In total sixteen teams would attend, with fourteen invites and two wild card geographically-based qualifiers.

Place	Team	Prize money
1st	Invictus Gaming	$1,000,000.00
2nd	Natus Vincere	$250,000.00
3rd	LGD Gaming	$150,000.00
4th	DK	$80,000.00
5/6th	EHOME	$35,000.00
5/6th	Team Zenith	$35,000.00
7/8th	TongFu	$25,000.00
7/8th	Orange Esports	$25,000.00

The International 2013

Valve Corporation announced The International 2013 on April 25, 2013. It again is to be hosted at the Benaroya Hall in Seattle from August 7 to 11. The first team to be invited were the defending champions, Invictus Gaming. Sixteen teams are to participate, thirteen of which will receive invitations, and the final three being decided in two qualifying tournaments. Link for update

New DotA 2 courier...Smeevil for The International 2013

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Thu, 9 May 2013 16:02:00 +0800

The Smeevil Courier

“Tis said among artisan and warrior alike that there is no finer servant than a trusty smeevil. However, a hero who chooses a smeevil as their courier may soon find these clever critters taking new forms in order to gain assistants of their own. Inspired by the great battles they bear witness to, a smeevil may become emboldened to press ever more exotic beasts to their cause.”

As the tournament evolves, so too will your courier. Reveal new features for your courier by spectating The International matches, granting you new ways to customize its appearance and show off to your friends.

Portrait

Standard Courier – Model Viewer Shots

Standard Courier – In Game Shots

Flying Courier – Model Viewer Shots

Flying Version – In Game Shots

Courier Upgrades

Similar to some of the previous tournament couriers, Smeevil will track the amount of International games you have watched and will upgrade the courier’s effect based on the amount of games you have watched. For those of you that won’t be able to catch the games live you will be able to watch the replays in order to increase your total games viewed count.

PS: Watching the qualifier games will also count to this view count.

There will also be the possibility of unlocking a range of different colours for your Smeevil courier.

Watching The International – Dota TV

As always Dota TV access for the International will be free and available to everyone who owns a copy of Dota 2 or the Dota 2 Spectator client however owners of the compendium will also have the opportunity to receive International 2013 item drops during live matches, these item drops will be active starting with the Western qualifiers and running all the way throughout the rest of the qualifiers and main tournament.

Available Now

The International 2013 Interactive Compendium is available now in the Dota 2 store for $9.99/£5.99/€7.99 and comes with a free Smeevil courier which is ready to use straight away.

Source : Cyborgmatt

Dota 2 – International Interactive Compendium

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Thu, 9 May 2013 15:21:00 +0800

New Store item for upcoming TI 3 2013

In the build up to the third International Dota 2 tournament Valve has now added an Interactive Compendium which is a virtual passport that keeps you up to date with The International and gives you unprecedented access to the tournament as it develops. You can view the full announcementhere.

The Interactive Compendium

“Use the International 2013 Interactive Compendium to keep up to date on this year’s tournament action. Includes a free Smeevil courier.”

The Book

Purchasing the Interactive Compendium will add a new section to your player player, clicking this button will launch an ingame digital copy of the compendium.

Hitting the button will launch the book which you will have to physical turn the pages with using your mouse in the bottom right corner.

Introduction

Player Profiles

So I heard you like stats…

Interactive Predictions

Compete with other fans for fun and bragging rights by predicting match outcomes and stats.

All Star Match

Vote for 10 of your favorite players from any team and the winners will play in a showmatch at The International.

Upgrade Your Smeevil

International Prize Pool

The $1.6 million prize pool for The International is now just the beginning. For every purchase of an Interactive Compendium, 25% of the price will go directly into the prize pool.

The compendium also has stretch goals to reward players for their support:

Stretch Goal – International Battle Booster

“Use this item to increase the rate at which you earn Battle Points by 125% until the end of the International. Additionally, you will grant other players a stacking 25% bonus to their Battle Points rate.”

More Coming Soon

The Compendium is a living document. From the Qualifiers to the Grand Finals, it will continually grow and evolve as The International progresses, adding new prizes, new polls, and new ways to interact with the tournament.

Compendium update on dota 2

Source: cyborgmatt blog

MiNODLogin

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Solving math word problems and setting up equations

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:32:00 +0800

Solving math word problems and setting up equations

I was asked,

I need an easy and helpful way to teach writing equations:
Example: Helen has 2 inches of hair cut off each time she goes to the hair salon. If h equals the length of hair before she cuts it and c equals the length of hair after she cuts it, which equation would you use to find the length of Helen's hair after she visit the hair salon?
a) h = 2 - c c) c = h - 2
b) c = 2 - h d) h = c - 2
Is there a single method to teaching students how to write algebraic equations? I need help.

The first thing I do when trying to figure out how to teach something is to analyze my own thinking. How do I think when solving this problem? What are the steps? I need to be able to break down my own problem solving process into fine details. It is these details and the different steps that I may do automatically that I need to explain to students to help them.
Seeing the quantities and their relationship instead of numbers

In this problem there is seemingly lots and lots of information, but really it is just about recognizing quantities and the simple relationship between them. This is of course the exact same task as translating a situation explained in words into a mathematical expression using symbols. Children often manifest the difficulty in this when they read through a simple word problem, and then ask, "Do I go this times this, or do I divide?", just guessing at what to do with the different numbers given in the problem.

The student needs to see the different quantities in the situation and what is the relationship between them. In other words, they need to be able to create a mental representation of the information given in the problem. They need to step out of the 5, 2, 10, 789 or any numbers in the problem, and see the general quantities involved and how those are related to each other. In very simple word problems that relationship usually involves just one of the four basic operations. Then in algebra, there may be more quantities and more operations between them.

Examples of addition word problems

Example: Jenny has 7 marbles and Kenny has 5. How many do they have together?

The keyword together in the problem tells us that addition is probably the operation needed. The quantities here are Jenny's marbles, Kenny's marbles, and total marbles. The relationship between the three is
Jenny's marbles + Kenny's marbles = Total marbles

From this general relationship between the quantities it is easy to make a number sentence for the problem, which solves it:
Relationship: Jenny's marbles + Kenny's marbles = Total marbles
Number sentence: 7 + 5 = __

I wrote __ in the place of total marbles since that is what we don't know; that is what the problem is asking for.

All this may look overly simplified, but helping children to see this underlying relationship between the quantities is important. Consider now this problem:

Example: Jenny and Kenny together have 37 marbles, and Kenny has 15. How many does Jenny have?

Many teachers might try to explain this as a subtraction problem, but in the most fundamental level it is about addition! It still talks about two people having certain amount of marbles together. The relationship between the quantities is the SAME as above, so we still need to write an addition sentence/equation.
Relationship: Jenny's marbles + Kenny's marbles = Total marbles
Number sentence: __ + 15 = 37

Then, we can solve the equation __ + 15 = 37 by subtracting. Using this kind of approach in the elementary grades will help children to set up equations in algebra story problems later.

Example: Jenny, Kenny, and Penny together have 15n + 35 marbles, Kenny has 2n marbles and Penny has 12. How many does Jenny have?

The relationship between the quantities is the same, so it is solved the same way. Just the actual numbers are different.
Relationship: Jenny's marbles + Kenny's marbles + Penny's marbles = Total marbles
Equation: __ + 2n + 12 = 15n + 35

In algebra you many times use the symbol x for the unknown instead of an empty line. So we get the equation x + 2n + 12 = 15n + 35.

Example: Jane is on page 79 of her book. The book has 254 pages. How many pages does she still have to read?

This time the word still clues us in to a missing addend relationship. It leads to an addition sentence where one of the addends is missing. Put an empty line for what is not known.
pages already read + pages still to read = pages total
+ =

This, of course is then solved by subtraction, but initially it is easier to set up an addition equation.

Example: The number of hours that were left in the day was one-third of the number of hours already passed. How many hours were left in the day? (From Grade 5 word problems for kids)

Can you see the general principle governing this problem? It talks about hours of the day, some hours already passed, some hours left. What operation do you use? The only quantity we know for this is the total hours for the day so you can put two empty lines.
hours already passed ? hours left = total hours
=

Then, the information in the first sentence gives us another relationship: "The number of hours that were left in the day was one-third of the number of hours already passed." We don't know the amount of hours passed nor the hours left. But let's use a variable p for the hours passed to help us along.
hours left = 1/3 of hours passed
= 1/3 p

Then writing 1/3p for the "hours left" in the first equation will give us:
hours already passed + hours left = total hours
p + 1/3p = 24

And this can be solved with algebra or by guessing, for example.

Subtraction word problems

One situation in the story problem indicating subtraction is difference or how many/much more.

Example: Ted read 17 pages today, and Fred read 28. How many more pages did Fred read?

The solution is of course 28 - 17 = 11, but it's not enough to simply announce that - children need to also understand that difference is the result of the subtraction and tells how much more.
Relationship: Pages Fred read - pages Ted read = difference
Equation:

28
-

17
=

__

Example: Greg has 17 more marbles than Jack. Jack has 15. How many does Greg have?

Here the word more has a different meaning. This problem is not about the difference. The question is how many does Greg have - not what is the difference in the amounts of marbles. It simply states Greg has 17 more compared to Jack, and so here the word more simply indicates addition: Greg has as many as Jack AND 17 more, so Greg has 15 + 17 marbles.

Example: The mass of the Great Pyramid is 557t greater than that of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Stone Henge has a mass of 2695t which is 95t less than the Leaning Tower of Pisa. There once was a Greater Pyramid which had a mass twice that of the Great Pyramid. What was the mass of the Greater Pyramid? (From Grade 5 word problems for kids)

Each of the first three sentences give information that can be translated into an equation. The question is about the mass. It's not about how many more so it's not about difference. One thing being greater than other thing implies you add. One thing being less than other thing implies you subtract. And one thing being twice something indicates multiplying by 2.

When I read this problem, I can immediately see that I can write equations from the different sentences of the story problem, but I can't see the answer right away. In my mind, I figure that after writing the equations I will see some way to solve the problem. Probably one equation is solved and gives an answer to the other equation etc.

The first sentence says "the mass of the Great Pyramid is 557t greater than that of the Leaning Tower of Pisa". What are the quantities and the relationship between them?
mass of Great Pyramid = mass of Leaning Tower of Pisa + 557t

The second sentence says "Stonehenge has a mass of 2695t which is 95t less than the Leaning Tower of Pisa." Here it gives you a relationship similar to the one above, and it actually spells out the mass of Stonehenge. It's like two separate pieces of information: "Stonehenge weighs 95t less than the tower. Stonehenge weighs 2695t." Less means you subtract. If you have trouble deciding which is subtracted from which, you can think in your mind which is heavier: Stonehenge or the tower?
either mass of Stonehenge = mass of tower - 95t
or mass of tower = mass of Stonehenge - 95t

Now since the mass of Stonehenge is given, you can solve this equation, and from that knowledge you can solve the first equation, and from that go to the mass of the "Greater Pyramid".

If the teacher just jumps directly to the number sentences when solving word problems, then the students won't see the step that happens in the mind before that. The quantities and the relationship between them have to be made clear and written down before fiddling with the actual numbers. Finding this relationship should be the most important part of the word problems. One could even omit the actual calculations and concentrate just finding the quantities and relationships.

Problem of Helen's hair length

Problem. Helen has 2 inches of hair cut off each time she goes to the hair salon. If h equals the length of hair before she cuts it and c equals the length of hair after she cuts it, which equation would you use to find the length of Helen's hair after she visit the hair salon?
a. h = 2 - c c. c = h - 2
b. c = 2 - h d. h = c - 2

Solution. Ignoring the letters c and h for now, what are the quantities? What principle or relationship is there between them? Which possibility of the ones listed below is right? Which do you take away from which?
1. cut hair (take away) hair length before cutting (equals) hair length after cutting
2. cut hair - hair length after cutting = hair length before cutting
3. hair length before cutting - cut hair = hair length after cutting
4. hair length after cutting - cut hair = hair length before cutting

SIMPLE, isn't it?? In the original problem, the equations are given with the help of h and c instead of the long phrases "hair length before cutting" and "hair length after cutting". You can substitute the c, h, and 2 into the relationships above and get the equations given.

Helping students to write the algebraic equations

One idea that came to mind is to go through the examples above, and more, based on the typical word problems in the math books, and then turn the whole thing around and have students do exercises such as:

* Write 3 different story problems where the solution is based on the relationship

money earned - money spent on this - money spent on that = money left

* Write 3 different story problems where the solution is based on the relationship

original price - discount percent x original price = discounted price

* Write 3 different story problems where the solution is based on the relationships

money earned each month - expenses/taxes each month = money to use each month AND

money to use each month x number of months = money to use over a period of time

* Write 3 different story problems where the solution is based on the relationships

speed x time = distance AND

distance from A to B + distance from B to C = distance from A to C

How to download Dota 2 Replay Manually

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:06:00 +0800

I'm sure many people want to watch replay but always got error/ slow internet speed

So this is guide on how to download replay manually

1) Download wireshark, then install it - Wireshark

2) Open wireshark, click "capture" at top menu, then select interface. just select all interface you had if you dont know which 1 to choose, then click "start"

3) In filter textbox, put this string

CODE

http.request.uri contains "/570/"

http.request.uri contains "/570/"

4) Open Dota 2, go to watch>open any match you want to watch, then click match detail. see that download replay button? dont click it

5) Alt-tab to wireshark back, click the HEAD packet, click small + sign at Hypertext Transfer protocol section, see link at the bottom, right click that link, select copy, select value

6) open your browser or download manager, then paste

7) After finish download, open that downloaded file with winrar, extract file inside it into

CODE

:\Steam\steamapps\common\dota 2 beta\dota\replays

8) rename the downloaded file from xxxxxxxx_yyyyyyyyy.dem to xxxxxxxxxx.dem

9) that replay can be watch already

got any question, feel free to ask

credit to waistless from dev.dota2
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Star Ladder Season V

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 09:44:00 +0800

Star Ladder's StarSeries season V has come....

All tournament info can be get from here

For steam and dota 2 player, can get the ticket from think link. The ticket come with exclusive courier...

The International 2012 Documentary

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 05:06:00 +0800

Valve have released a 20 minute long documentary summarising the highs and lows of The International 2012, their Dota 2 world championship that took place in Seattle earlier this year. It focuses, for the most part, on the teams and the players who make up those teams rather than on the technical nitty-grit of the game itself. That is to say, it's perfectly intelligible for those who've never touched a MOBA. It's intelligible for any human who understands the fundamental concept of competition. 'Intelligible' is perhaps underselling the documentary though, this is obscenely well produced, high-tension drama, a service to broadening the appeal of e-sports.

ALed 4 Disasster Movie

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 04:34:00 +0800

This Story is Dedicated to Every Guys in ALED 4

The content of this story is not suitable for anybody of any age, race or religion, unless he is a guy who was once an ALED4ourians.

The content is also not suitable to be made as any tarbiah material, Biro Tata Negara or modul bina insan. It will only serve best as a material or modul of Bina Insane

The language used is not suitable to be used in formal businesses.

This story is not a true story. Whoever think that this story is real after reading it, he might be one of this two kind of people; He is not an ALED4ourians, or he is simply a brainless ALED4ourian.

The story contains some facts and fictions about us, the ALED4ourians. You may be able to recognize them if you are one of us.

From The Director of ALED’s: Malam Kemerdekaan INTEC 2006

Comes…

Babi

Pencarian Harta Harta Harun

Babii

Dari Teluk Intan ke Kelantan; Pencarian bermula!

Babiii

Maktab Terengganu dan Gundam Meisters

Babiv

Negeriv Sembilav dav Xv-Mev

( Negeri Sembilan dan X-Men)

Babv

Perlawanan Di Seremban

Babvi

ALED4 ke Parlimen

Babvii

Bertemu Sang Pengarah Cerita

Babviii

Krabby Patty Kintot

Babix

Tae Kuwen Do!!!

Babx

Tak Lepas Point, Tapi Pi

Jugak!

Babxi

Reunion ALED4 di Sheffield

Babxii

Harta Keenam Dijumpai

Babxiii

Harta Harun Terakhir

Babi

Pencarian Harta Harta Harun

Bab ini harus dibaca dengan betul. Jika tidak anda akan membacanya sebagai Babi. Memang saya nak suruh anda baca salah pun….Hahaha… Baru la fun. Baru la adventure… AAhh!!! Apa-apa je la anda nak fikir! Saya dah nak start cerita nih. Kalau tak nak baca gi study, saya memang takyah study… Sape suruh KPM masukkan saya lambat sangat! Hahaha!!!

Tersebutlah kisah seorang budak putih bernama Syukur dan seorang budak hitam bernama Azri, juga dikenali sebagai Black. Adapun cerita ini bukanlah untuk menghasut atau bersifat perkauman, namun sebagai menghargai perbezaan dan keharmonian hidup di atas muka Bumi. Bak kata pepatah mereka berdua, “ I hate black people!” kata Syukur. “ I hate obes people!” balas Black pula.

Pada suatu hari, sempena cuti sekolah yang turut sama dinikmati pelajar-pelajar maktab perguruan, Syukur telah diajak oleh Encik Naqib iaitu kawan mereka jugak, untuk ke rumahnya di Teluk Intan. “ Kur! Jom pegi rumah saya cuti nih! Kat Taman Kopi! Best!” Syukur kehairanan mendengarnya. “ Apahal pulak nak jerit-jerit? Cakap macam biasa sudah,” fikirnya. Tiba-tiba Syukur tercium bau busuk kentut. Kemudian kelihatan En Naqib ketawa secara kecil-kecilan. Ceh, rupanya En Naqib mengcover kentutnya. Sebab itulah dia bercakap kuat-kuat hingga bunyi ketutnya tidak kedengaran. Akibatnya agak hebat, sehingga kulit Black yang hitam itu jadi putih seketika.

Encik Naqib ketawa lagi. Dia puas hati menunjukkan Syukur telah terkena kentutannya. Syukur dan Black saling bertukar warna. Kejap-kejap Syukur putih, pastu hitam, berselang-selang dengan Black. Hahaha! Aku ketawa sambil menaip… Kelakar sial kalau jadi betul-betul… Nasib baik ni cerita fiksyen je… Syukur dan Black setuju mengikut Naqib ke Teluk Intan. Tak semena-mena Black setuju. Padahal En Naqib tak ajak dia pun. Tak malu betul dia ni. Tiba-tiba En Piun dan En Zaki Akar pun setuju tanpa diundang.

“ Eh ko tak keje ke Akar?” tanya En Bob yang pernah keje KFC. “ Tak pe. Gi Teluk Intan pun best per… Ada KFC jugak kat sana kalau aku nak keje,” jawapan yang separa tak masuk akal. Ada ke patut nak keje sambil pegi rumah orang. Tak padan btol la pemikiran liberal macam tuh… Orang Nazi pun pikir camtu gak. Tak caya tanya budak-budak yang gi Jerman contohnya anak Tauke KFC sendiri, yakni Daos. Eh silap, dia tak fly! Sori-sori… Terbuat lawak Jerman plak ngan Daos. Patutnya aku cakap Ambak. Dia kan power bab-bab criter nih… Tak pun Flip ke, sape-sape ke…

Anyway, aku reka je pasal Nazi tuh. Jangan gi tanya btol-btol plak. Kene gelak ngan Ambak aje nanti. Pastu dia plak gi criter kat mamat-mamat Jerman pasal soalan bodoh anda itu. So, nak aku jadikan criter, depa pun pi la ke Teluk Intan. En Naqib, Black, Syukur, Piun, Akar dan En Bob. Tapi sebab dah lebih muatan, maka Piun pun menyimpan En Bob dalam memory cardnya yang bersaiz 1GB. Dia disimpan dalam format FLV. Kot-kot nak upload kat TiubAnda (Youtube) senang la nanti. Itupun nyaris tak muat…. Jangan marah ye En Bob…

Sesampainya di rumah En Naqib di Taman Kopi!!!, Err, sori, aku cover kentut sambil menaip. Ok sambung crite, Taman Kopi, mereka pun bersembang la dengan En Harun. Rupa-rupanya tujuan En Harun memanggil En Naqib pulang adalah untuk menyuruhnya mencari hartanya yang tertanam di beberapa tempat di seluruh dunia. Hartanya itu dipanggil Harta Harun. Kata Encik Harun, semasa dia berkawan dengan En Kamaruddin, mereka selalu menanam apa sahaja yang mereka jumpa. Hatta kalau terjumpa jiran sebelah rumah di Bandar Teluk Intan, mereka akan menanamnya hidup-hidup. Sebab itulah mereka ada harta di merata-rata tempat. Silap jugak kerajaan Barisan Nasional ketika itu. Sepatutnya mereka bukan saja melarang membuang sampah merata-rata, tapi juga patut melarang rakyat menanam benda merata-rata.

Babii

Dari Teluk Intan ke Kelantan; Pencarian bermula!

Maka mereka berenam pun setuju untuk mencari harta Harun dan jiran En Harun yang masih tertanam di Bandar Teluk Intan. Maka keesokan harinya mereka, berbekalkan nasi lemak yang dibelikan En Harun dan buah cempedak di luar pagarnya, mula mencari harta pertama di Teluk Intan iaitulah jiran En Harun. Mereka mencarinya di Menara Condong Teluk Intan. Rupa-rupanya menara itu condong kerana perbuatan En Harun dan En Kamarudin menanam jirannya di bawah menara itu. Usaha Syukur dan yang rakan-rakannya yang lain-lain berhasil. Mereka menjumpai jiran yang diperkatakan itu. Tapi, daripada asalnya yang condong, menara itu runtuh terus akibat penggalian mereka yang tidak berhemah.

Kemudian, mereka menjumpai klu kedua bersama-sama jiran En Harun yang baru digali keluar mereka. Mujur dia masih hidup. Dia ingin berterima kasih kepada Encik Kamaruddin kerana menanamnya. Dia dapat menginsafi dirinya sambil melarikan diri dari isterinya yang suka menyuruhnya membeli KFC Daos di Melaka. Di samping mendapat klu, mereka turut telah menaikkan level mereka kepada level dua kerana Experience mereka bertambah. Meter Mana mereka juga telah bertambah tinggi. Kini, mereka boleh membuat magik atau paling cikai pun silap mata jika berdepan dengan bahaya.

Klu itu mengatakan bahawa harta kedua En Harun dan En Kamarudin ialah di Kelantan. Lebih tepat lagi ialah di Maktab Kelantan. Maka mereka pun tanpa membuang masa atau jam tangan terus-menerus bertolak menuju ke Maktab Kelantan di mana Saudara Azhan dan En Hanif belajar. Sesampainya di sana, mereka hairan kerana mereka hanya mendapati Azhan seorang sahaja yang sedang mengorat awek sambil mengontrol macho. “ Anep mana?” tanya Syukur. “Ntah, tak ada” jawab Azhan. “Semalam dia keluar dengan bapak dia, Pastu terus tak jumpa dia. Tapi bagus jugak, kalau tak abis licin awek-awek dengan tukang sapu Indon maktab ni dingoratnya,” kata Azhan sambil ketawa kegembiraan.

“ Dia ada bawak apa-apa tak?” tanya Black pula. “Ada. Dia ada bawak Dragon Ball berbintang empat time dia keluar,” kata Azhan. “ Eh, ko nak tau tak?” tanya Black pula. “ Apa dia? Tanya Azhan kembali. “ Yang sebenarnya, Dragon Ball ada tujuh bijik semuanya!Hahaha!!!” Black memberitahu sambil ketawa kuat-kuat. Jelas sekali, dia menggunakan pengetahuannya tentang Dragon Ball untuk mengcover kentutnya di depan Azhan. Naqib dan Syukur sudah sedia menutup hidung. Black mendapat skil itu melalui Mata Roda Keranjangnya yang dipanggil Sharinanggan. Apa pulak Naqib tak sedar skil itu? Itukan memang skil En Naqib, mestilah dia tahu bahayanya. Itu sebab dia dan Syukur menutup hidung sejak awal-awal lagi.

Azhan menjadi hitam legam selepas terbau kentut Black. En Bob yang berada dalam memory card tidak menghadapi sebarang bahaya. Manakala Piun pula tidak hairan kerana dia memang sudah sedia hitam seperti Black. Akar pula cepat-cepat mengeluarkan ayam KFCnya supaya bau ayam itu mengatasi bau kentut Black.” Apa tunggu lagi? Jom la kita kesan Dragon Ball tu? Kan kita ada radar pengesan?” kata Black pula selepas puas kentut.

“ Betul lah. Bagus jugak idea ko ni Black. Walaupun ko itam tapi idea ko power macam kentut ko jugak!Hahaha!” Syukur pula ketawa kuat-kuat. Jelas, seperti sebelum-sebelum ini, dia jugak sedang kentut. Tetapi niatnya baik, dia ingin memutihkan kembali kulit Azhan yang telah tergelap kerana kentut Black tadi.

“ Bagus! Kita cari Anep, pastu kita tanya dia klu seterusnya,” kata Piun pula. Bob menyokong dari dalam handset Piun. “ Macam ni baru lah ayam!” kata Akar pula. Maka mereka pun mengesan di mana Anep berada. Pencarian mereka berhasil. Anep rupa-rupanya tertanam bersama Dragon Ballnya. Tetapi En Kamarudin tidak ada bersamanya. “Thanks Bro. Nanti aku belanja ko Nandos, Syukur. Aku belanja Nandos Konek Ko!!!” kata Anep sebaik sahaja diselamatkan. Dia ketawa keriangan selepas menyebut konek. “ Tapi mana bapak ko?” tanya Syukur. “ Dia yang tanam aku, pastu dia blah. Dia kata dia tanam aku sebab aku tak dapat fly. Dia suruh aku blajo kat dalam tanah pulak,” jawapannya itu turut menjelaskan kenapa dia berada di dalam tanah. Rupa-rupanya dia disuruh menuntut ilmu di dalam tanah.“ Oh, patutlah. Bapak ko kan suka tanam-tanam nih,” kata Piun sambil bercekak pinggang, menunjukkan IQnya yang tinggi sebagai budak lompat PTS. Dia tak sedar yang dia tak lepas cut off KPM macam kita jugak. Hehehe…

“So, Anep, apa klu seterusnya?” tanya Bob dari dalam Handset. Anep terkejut mendengarnya. Rupa-rupanya bukan dia saja yang menyimpan manusia dalam memory card. Piun jugak ada teknologi itu. “ Aku pun ada simpan member jugak,” katanya. “ Oh, sapa? tanya Piun. “ Kem dengan As,” diorang nak ikut aku msuk maktab Klate, sebab tu aku bawak diorang.

“ Oh,” jawab Akar. “ Kalau macam tu, aku pun nak simpan orang jugak la. Macam trend la pulak sekarang nih ek?” kata Akar lagi. “ Ko nak simpan sapa Akar?” tanya Black. “ Aku nak simpan HAB,” kata Akar. “ HAB? Hasan Al-Banna ke?” tanya En Naqib yang ada background tarbiah dengan Ikhwanul Muslimin yang diasaskan Hassan Al-Banna. “ Bukan la… Hassang Awan Buun,” jawab Akar. Mendengarkan jawapan itu, mereka pun ketawa kuat-kuat beramai-ramai sambil mengcover kentut masing-masing.

“ Klu seterunya adalah harta tu ada kat Maktab Tengganu,” kata Anep. “ Betul ke? Ko jangan tipu Anep… Dulu ko dah buat crite khalwat Syukur, selain daripada itu, ko sendiri pun ko cakap kena tangkap basah. Ni jangan-jangan ko nak tipu jugak ni ek?” kata Naqib memberi amaran. Dia sudah serik ditipu dan diayam-ayamkan oleh Anep. “ Ow, tak-tak bro… Aku dah tak tipu dah, kalau aku tipu, aku akan kentut sambil menipu. Tu tandanya aku tipu. Tadi aku ada kentut tak? Tak ada kan, maknanya aku tak tipu la,” kata Anep sambil mengemukakan bukti. Mereka pun percaya kepadanya kerana dia memang tak kentut. Kemudian, mereka pun bergerak ke Maktab Terengganu. Tapi, En Bob tidak ikut sama. Dia ingin melepak di dalam handset Anep setelah mengetahui bahawa Anep juga ada menyimpan kawan-kawannya.

Babiii

Maktab Terengganu dan Gundam Meisters

Maka setelah menaiki kereta Proton Saga Syukur selama dua jam mereka pun tiba di Maktab Terengganu. Tetapi malangnya ketika mereka tiba, maktab itu sedang berlaku peperangan. Peperangan antara Celestial Being dan A-Laws. A-Laws, bukannya A-Level tau… Tiba-tiba ada satu pancaran laser memancar ke kereta yang sedang dinaiki mereka. Masing-masing sudah mengucap. Takut-takut mati terkena laser itu. Lagi seinci sebelum laser itu mengenai mereka, Muncul Gundam 00 (Gundam Baik) yang menghadang mereka daripada terkena pancaran itu. Tetapi kereta Syukur tetap terkena tempiasnya dan mengalami kepancitan tayar.

Gundam 00 itu kemudiannya menembak Mobile Suit GNX-3(Gundam Jahat) yang dimiliki A-Laws itu. Setelah keadaan menjadi tenang, Pilot yang memandu Gundam 00 itu pun keluar daripada kokpit Gundamnya dengan tujuan mendapatkan ucapan terima kasih dan mengharapkan Syukur dan lain-lain membelanjanya Secret Recipe. Tak Ikhlas rupanya pertolongan itu. Tetapi dia bukannya datang seorang. Terdapat 00Raiser yang berbentuk penyu bermata tak cukup tidur di belakang Mobile Suit yang dipandunya. Pilot 00Raiser berbentuk penyu bermata tak cukup tidur itu juga keluar sama.

“ Matkim F Penyu, Pilot Gundam 00, Celestial Being,” Saudara Ahmad Mustaqim Abd Rashad memperkenalkan codenamenya kepada mereka. F dalam nama itu membawa maksud Fellaini. Kerana Matkim sudah mengenakan gaya rambut afro seperti rambut pemain penyerang yang bernama Fellaini. Kemudian, muncul pilot 00Raiser berbentuk penyu tak cukup tidur memperkenalkan dirinya sebagai “ Muhd Amin Eddy Chin. Codename; Majujaya,” katanya. Syukur, Naqib, Piun dan Akar pun teresak-esak terharu kerana diselamatkan rakan seALED4 mereka. Kecuali Black kerna Black enggak berapa kenal dengan dua pemuda itu. Dia budak KY. Bukannya budak ALED4. Walaupun terharu, tetapi dalam hati masing-masing seorangpun tak mahu membelanja mereka berdua itu makan Secret Recipe.

Matkim dan Amin pun menceritakan perihal perang yang berlaku antara A-Level eh silap, A-Laws dan Celestial being di maktabnya itu. Katanya, A-Laws mahu merampas harta Harun yang terdapat di maktab itu. Namun Celestial being muncul dan melawan. Matkim menceritakan peristiwa itu dalam loghat T’ganu.

“ Maknanya korang dah korek siap-siap la Harta tu?” tanya Naqib yang prihatin dengan harta tanaman bapanya itu. “ Ya, memang kami dah siap korek. Bukan korek harta tu je, siap dengan hidung-hidung lecturer maktab pun kami dah korek,” kata Matkim sambil mengorek hidung. Amin mengiakan cerita Matkim itu. Dia turut mengorek hidung menandakan bahawa cerita itu benar. Mungkin memang itu cara budak maktab T’ganu menyatakan kebenaran.

“ Jadi kat mana harta tu sekarang? tanya Akar. “ Ada kat dalam gym. Besar sangat. Jadi kami letak la kat dalam gym. Nak letak kat dalam nset pun tak muat. Memory card aku 1GB je,” kata Matkim lagi. “ Oh, bagus la kalau macam tu. Jom kita pi tengok,” ajak Black pula. Mereka pun melihat di dalam Gym. Terdapat satu mobile suit yang tertulis Exia. Rupa-rupanya, pada zaman dahulu, En Harun juga merupakan salah seorang ahli Celestial Being yang dikenali sebagai Harun Yahaya. Sambil memandu Gundam Exia, dia sempat menulis banyak buku bermanfaat yang boleh didapati di Internet dan kedai-kedai buku terkemuka.

“ Terima kasih Matkim dan Amin, eh bukan, Matkim F Penyu dan Majujaya. Terima kasih sebab dah bantu kami selesaikan misi ni. Semoga korang majujaya di sini,” kata Syukur. “ Oh, terima kasih Syukur, aku pun dah banyak terhutang budi kat korang semua. Tapi hutang budi dibawa mati, so dengan sukacitanya tak payah la aku bayar,” kata Amin dengan nada mengelak untuk membayar hutang. “Dengan Jalan Itu( by the way), Nah, ambik ni. Pendrive ni ada ceritakan pasal klu seterusnya. Oleh sebab korang punya kete dah pancit, korang naiklah harta Harun yang berupa Gundam Exia itu. Nanti korang boleh bukak pendrive ni kat dalam tu sebab aku ada letak laptop kat dalam tu,” kata Amin lagi.

“ Thanks la Amin. Ko plak Matkim, ko jaga la Amin ni elok-elok, dulu dia roommate aku. Sekarang dia dah jadi roommate ko. Korang jadi la pilot Gundam yang bertimbangrasa macam bapak aku dulu. Pakai talipinggang keledar, jangan langgar lampu merah. Topi keledar pun ikat ketat-ketat. Bak kata pepatah tv, ingatlah orang yang tersayang. Kalau jadi apa-apa, padan muka korang. Jangan terlibat dalam free sex, ketagihan ganja, rasuah, politik wang atau mengebom mana-mana wanita

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. Jangan hampakan harapan Cikgu Hasan yang dah lama mengidam nak tengok korang jadi Gundam Meister sejak dari bangku INTEC lagi.” Pesan Naqib pula kepada mereka.

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Negeriv Sembilav dav Xv-Mev

( Negeri Sembilan dan X-Men)

Mereka membuka kandungan pendrive yang diberikan oleh Amin itu. Di dalamnya tersimpan seorang lagi mamat yang bernama Syamil. “ Eh, Syamil, ko ada kat dalam pendrive Amin? Buat apa ko lepak dalam ni? Pendrive ni bukannya besar pun, Cuma 1GB je…” tanya Syukur yang merupakan teman rapat Syamil.

“ Aku pun tak tau. Mula-mula aku upload diri aku sendiri masuk megaupload sebab aku nak suruh mak aku download aku kat Malaysia. Aku ingat dengan cara tu aku boleh la balik

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tanpa naik kapal terbang, jimat sikit. Tup-tup, Amin pulak yang download aku. Dia save aku kat dalam pendrive ni. Tapi takpe, walaupun pendrive Amin ni kecik, tapi ada game golf dengan game Zuma. Aku pun layan la main game sambil lepak dalam pendrive nih…” jawab Syamil.

“ Anyway, straight to the point la, aku tak kisah ko nak duduk lama-lama dalam pendrive tu, tapi

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ko bagitau apa klu seterusnya? Kami tengah cari harta Harun nih,” kata Akar pula. “ Oh, harta Harun. Jap, aku nak selongkar pendrive Amin ni,” kata Syamil. Kemudian dia pun mengeSearch pendrive Amin itu sedalam-dalamnya. Hinggalah dia terjumpa maklumat berkenaan klu tersebut.

“ Ha, ni dia. Menurut En Harun, harta seterusnya terdapat di Negeri Sembilan. Kat Seremban. Lebih tepat lagi, kat maktab Negeri Sembilan,” kata Syamil.

“ Hek eleh, asyik-asyik maktab je, bapak ko ni tak de idea lain ke nak tanam harta? Cube la tanam kat Sunway Lagoon ke, boleh gak kita cuci mata sambil cari harta,” Piun mengemukakan aduannya. “Aah, bising la ko ni Yon, oh ye Syamil, boleh bagitau apa pulak hartanya kali ni? Dah dua kali jumpa orang. Takkan asyik tanam orang je kot bapak aku nih. Satu jiran dia, pastu Anep, pastu baru dapat Gundam Exia ni haa, lpas ni apa pulak?” tanya En Naqib.

“ Ntah la Naqib, tapi yang pasti, harta tu tengah dijaga oleh seorang wira bernama Capang,” kata Syamil. “ Capang? Siapa dia tu?” celah Akar. “ Entah. Tu pun aku tak tau. Apa la aku ni, asyik-asyik tak tau je…” komplain Syamil terhadap diri sendiri. “ Tak pe Mil, Leisure…Leisure… Jangan Pressure… Kalo tak, elok-elok ko kat sini, aku upload ko gi Tanjung Rambutan plak,” kata Syukur. “ Ok Kur, thanks sebab tenangkan aku. Kalo tak dah lama aku delete diri sendiri dari pendrive ni,” kata Syamil.

Maka hero-hero kita pun bertolaklah ke Negeri Sembilan, atau lebih tepat lagi ke Maktab Seremban. Sesampainya di sana, keadaan tidak aman. Sepertimana di Maktab T’ganu juga. Kali ini, yang mengancam harta harun ialah X-Men, termasuklah Wolverine dan Jean Grey. Mereka pun bertemu dengan wira Capang. Alangkah terkejutnya mereka setelah menemui wira Capang. Rupa-rupanya yang bernama wira Capang itu ialah Cipin. Atau nama sebenarnya ialah Zainul Ariffin.

“ Aku kena pertahankan tempat ni. Jean grey dengan Wolverine nakkan harta tu. Diorang nak buat hantaran kahwin. Jadi aku sebagai pemegang amanah pun terpaksa menukar nama aku kepada wira Capang supaya mereka tak berani mengganggu aku. Namun, mereka jugak pandai, esok, mereka akan datang dengan membawa Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Hellboy dan Bekas Presiden Israel, Simon Peres untuk datang dan melanyak aku. Nasib baik korang datang. Dan korang bawak Gundam. Boleh kita lawan mereka nanti,” kata Cipin.

“ Oo… Sori Pin, aku datang ni nak harta tu je. Aku tak nak lawan. Buat sakit badan je nanti kena cakar dengan Wolverine tu nanti,” kata Piun. “ Hek eleh Piun, yang ko lebih-lebih ni nak buat apa? Yang dapat harta-harta ni nanti bukannya kau, tapi Naqib jugak” kata Akar. “ Ha ah… Betul jugak, yang aku lebih-lebih ni buat apa? Kalo macam tu, lagi la kuat alasan aku untuk tak berlawan,” kata Piun pula.

“ Cis, macam ni ko dengan member lama Yon. Takpe… takpe… aku tak nak kongsi rokok dengan ko dah lepas ni…” kata Cipin. “ Ooo Ok oK.. Aku tolong. Tapi nanti ko mesti janji, kena bagi rokok yang besar. Besar sampai Gundam Exia pun boleh isap,” Piun meletakkan syarat. “ Boleh… Bukan Gundam Exia je, patung Hindu kat Batu Caves tu pun boleh isap rokok tu,” Cipin setuju dengan syaratnya.

Mereka pun mempersiapkan diri bagi berdepan dengan hari esok. Syukur berlatih DOTA dalam laptop Amin. Naqib pula Menonton Ong Bak 2 di pawagam Seremban. Piun menghabiskan 313 kotak rokok Dunhill. Akar pergi bekerja part-time di KFC Seremban. Black pergi berlatih sepak takraw manakala Cipin pergi mengejutkan Ajib yang telah bertapa(tidur) selama 2 purnama di biliknya. Semuanya semata-mata untuk berdepan dengan hari esok yang mencabar.

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(Aduh, dah tak best sebab takde bunyi babi…orang Melayu kan minat bab babi…)

Perlawanan Di Seremban

Pagi esoknya, mereka bersolat Subuh awal. Akhirnya mereka terpaksa solat subuh sekali lagi sebab mereka tersolat sebelum masuk waktu. Bagus budak-budak nih… Sejuk perut mak korang. Seperti yang dijanjikan, Wolverine pun membawa keluar Iron Man, Hellboy, Hulk dan Simon Peres. Nampaknya Wolverine tidak mungkir janji. Manakala di pihak Cipin pula, Gundam Exia sedia berlawan dan ditambah seorang lagi hero bernama Ajib yang telah berjaya dalam pertapaannya. Kini Ajib sudah boleh melontar disc Frisbee dengan baik. Dia juga sudah mempelajari teknik baru iaitu membaling disc frisbee sambil membaca surat khabar. Kebolehannya itu bakal mengejutkan En Simon Peres kerana di

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tidak ada manusia yang sanggup berbuat demikian.

Mereka pun memulakan perlawanan. Pengadil meniup wisel dan permainan pun dimulakan. Kumpulan Wolverine telah mendahului kumpulan Cipin. Nyatalah latihan intensif mereka pada malam semalam tidak membawa apa-apa makna. Skil terbaru Ajib juga gagal membantu mereka. Mereka telah diasak sehingga ke Jalan Buntu, iaitu sebuah jalan di Bandar Seremban. Ketika nyawa mereka di hujung tanduk Hellboy, muncul seorang wira membawa selonggok lembu yang didakwanya lembu korban. Wira tersebut tak lain dan tak bukan adalah Menteri Besar Selangor, Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim yang telah didakwa oleh Suruhunjaya Penyembunyi dan Pereka Rasuah Malaysia (SPPRM) sebagai menyelewengkan wang penyelenggaraan kenderaan untuk membeli lembu-lembu korban.

Tan Sri Khalid datang untuk membetulkan fakta itu. Dia datang untuk membunuh Simon Peres yang telah menjadi pemberi inspirasi kepada SPPRM untuk bertindak memfitnahnya. Menurut pendapatnya, SPPRM telah mengikut jejak langkah

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laknatullah yang sanggup berbuat apa sahaja bagi mencapai tujuan mereka. Satu demi satu lembu dibalingnya ke arah mereka. Akhirnya, Semua pahlawan yang menyebelahi Wolverine tumbang dihempap lembu-lembu itu. Yang terakhir, iaitu Simon Peres juga telah dihempap oleh lembu korban itu. Dengan bangganya lembu itu memijak-mijak Simon Peres lalu menyeretnya ke mahkamah jenayah perang di The Hague untuk dibicarakan.

Cipin dan lain-lain mengucapkan terima kasih kepada Tan Sri Khalid dan menasihatinya supaya bersikap tegas dan jangan terusik dengan usikan ahli-ahli Barisan Nasional dan SPPRM yang bersekongkol menjatuhkan imej PKR. Ajib juga menasihatinya supaya terus sahaja memperjuangkan Islam. Jika selama ini orang ramai tidak dapat memperjuangkan Islam yang Syumul dalam UMNO, mereka juga tidak dapat memperjuangkan Islam dalam PKR. Jadi Syukur menasihatinya supaya bertaubat dan kembali kepada Islam dan memilih PAS. Kerana PASlah parti yang membawa panji Islam di Malaysia. Kalau di Palestin ada Hamas, Kalau di Indonesia ada Parti Keadilan Sejahtera maka di

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ada PAS. Merekalah pejuang yang memperjuangkan Islam dalam erti kata sebenar iaitu Islam yang syumul, yang luas dan lengkap. Bukan UMNO. Bukan PKR.

Kemudian, Cipin pun menyerahkan harta Harun yang dijaganya. Harta itu merupakan kotak-kotak bukti. Bukti apa? Itulah kotak-kotak yang didakwa mengandungi bukti rasuah para pemimpin politik

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, sepertimana didakwa oleh Ezam. Namun, hingga kini Ezam gagal menunjukkan kotak-kotak itu. Yang hanya mampu ditunjukkannya adalah otak-otak dan sumpah-sumpah. Rupa-rupanya ia telah menjadi salah satu Harta Harun. Patutlah Ezam gagal mengemukakan bukti rasuah tersebut. Kemudian, Cipin pun memberitahu maklumat iaitu klu berikutnya yang akan membawa mereka kepada harta Harun.

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ALED4 ke Parlimen

Esoknya, Cipin memberikan rokok besar seperti yang diminta Piun kepadanya. Piun pun lantas memandu Exia dan menghisap rokok tersebut melalui mulut Exia. Jika mahu isap ikut mulut sendiri, mau bertambah besar bibirnya nanti.( No offend ok…lawak je… Aku pun tak brani nak kutuk ciptaan Allah). So, menurut info yang diberikan Cipin, mereka menuju ke parlimen dengan mengikuti belakang kereta yang dipandu Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim. Menurut Cipin, klu seterusnya terdapat di Parlimen Malaysia. Ajib juga berkata demikian. Sekarang, mereka sudah menjumpai empat harta iaitu jiran En Harun, Anep, Gundam Exia dan kotak-kotak Ezam. Maka apa pula yang menanti mereka di Parlimen nanti? Anda tunggu dan baca…

Sesampainya di lobi parlimen, mereka melihat Karpal Singh bergaduh dengan Pemuda UMNO. Eloklah tu. Dua-dua jahil. Dua-dua pantang dicabar. Karpal bercakap dengan lidah yang takde tulang. Ikut suka dia je cakap itu ini. Mentang-mentang dia lawyer, dia ingat dia boleh cakap apa saja? Pemuda UMNO pun satu hal jugak. Dah tau perangai Karpal memang camtu, yang pegi layan nak buat apa? Susah-susah nak suruh Karpal mintak maap buat apa? Jelaslah Pemuda UMNO juga kurang akal. Orang takkan mintak maaf kalau dipaksa. Kalau dia mohon maap pun, dia tak maksudkannya. Last-last budak-budak ALED 4 terlihat fenomena orang kafir bergaduh dengan orang jahil.

Aku tak heran sangat kalau orang kafir macam Karpal tu tak reti akhlak, tapi aku musykil kalau orang Islam sendiri tak reti berakhlak. Patutlah walaupun dah berpuluh-puluh tahun kita hidup skali, orang kafir tak ramai yang masuk Islam. Diorang tak tertarik dengan akhlak kita yang tak jauh beza dengan diorang. Kita makan rasuah jugak, ambik nombor ekor juga, main judi jugak, pecah amanah jugak, bergaduh jugak. Bezanya cuma kita tak makan babi je. Diorang ingat kalau masuk Islam pun tak ada banyak beza. So, diorang pun tak minat. Nabi Muhammad dakwah 23 tahun je, tapi kemasukan orang kepada Islam banyak nak mampus. Kita dah merdeka 50 tahun lebih tapi makin ramai orang murtad ada la…

Pastu muncul pulak Sisters In Islam yang nak pertikaikan kata-kata Ulama’. Salah sorangnya adalah anak Perdana Menteri (ketika crite ini ditaip, PM ialah Pak Lah) . So, anaknya Nori Abdullah. Pebende umat Islam ni? Macam-macam fahaman, pecah belah, gaduh sana sini, lompat sana sini, diorang ni orang Islam ke orang tak ada agama? Sapa yang salah? Kita la… Kita tak reti Islam. Kita tak reti dakwah. Kata ulama tak nak dengar. Kata mufti tolak, kata artis dan pemimpin jahil yang sekular tu kita ikut tanpa usul periksa. Padahal artis dengan pemimpin sekular tu dah banyak kali tolak hukum Islam, tolak kata-kata ulama’. Kalau nak tuntut syurga nanti nak bawak modal apa kalau agama sendiri pun kita tak nak dakwahkan. Kalau hukum agama tu kita guna setakat untuk solat, puasa dengan kahwin je, tapi hudud tak nak, kawal hiburan hedonisma taknak, konsert haram kita tak halang… Korang pikir la sendiri. Tu pasal aku nak bawak korang gi parlimen. Kita tengok jahil tak jahilnya pemimpin yang kita pilih… I mean, orang yang dah mengundi pilih. Biasa la… Akhir zaman kan banyak orang jahil yang dijadikan pemimpin. Kita la orang akhir zaman tu… Eleh, tak yah nafi la… sendiri pun tau kan…

Ada ahli parlimen yang tak paham konsep qada’ dan qadar. Pada dia qada’ dan qadar tu Allah jadikan tanpa sebab. Orang Islam plak tuh. Kalau orang kafir aku tak heran sangat. Mana boleh camtu. Allah jadikan alam ikut sunnatullah. Ada sebab ada akibat. Setiap apa yang terjadi kat dunia ni, semuanya qada’ dan qadar Allah. Mana ada yang tak ikut qada’ dan qadar. Cuma kita kena tau apa sebab-sebabnya. Contohnya Allah takdirkan umat Islam menang dan menawan Konstantinopel( Istanbul, Turki). Allah buat jugak sebabnya. Antara sebabnya adalah ada usaha, ada doa, ada strategi , ada orang yang pegi perang. Kalau tak ada orang pegi perang macam mana Allah nak bagi menang perang, sedangkan tak ada orang yang perang. Sama gak macam tentera Abrahah, Allah boleh je gagalkan serangan tu tanpa turunkan burung ababil. Tapi Allah buat sesuatu ada sebab. Allah jadikan burung ababil tu sebagai sebab Abrahah kalah. Dah tu kalau rukun iman pun tak paham, takkan nak harap rukun negara dan kedudukan dalam parlimen je untuk masuk syurga? Speaker dewan bukan boleh bagi syafaat. Nabi-nabi boleh la.

Dah… dah… kalau nak cerita kejahilan pemimpin ni, macam-macam aku boleh cerita. Sebab aku sendiri pun pernah memimpin. Aku pun ada buat silap. Aku paham la sikit pasal dunia kepimpinan ni pasal ada pengalaman. Thanks la kat korang jugak, walaupun aku tak nak, korang support gak aku sampai aku boleh belajor pasal kepimpinan nih… Tapi serik dah wo… Jadi pemimpin ni sebelah kaki dah kat neraka. Means, risikonya besar. Tanggungjawabnya banyak. Kalau boleh buat dengan amanah, ganjarannya besar. Tapi kalau pecah amanah, neraka yang menunggu di akhirat pun besar jugak.

So, berbalik pada cerita, budak-budak ALED 4 pun masuklah ke parlimen. Mereka dengar dengan teliti persidangan tuh. Akhirnya depa pun paham apa yang aku bebelkan tadi. Memang ramai orang Islam yang jahil kat dalam parlimen tu. Siapa yang pangkah? Kita jugak… Kalau depa buat salah, kita dapat saham dosa jugak sebab kita yang undi diorang. Pastu masuk neraka sama-sama dengan pemimpin jahil yang kita pilih tu. Selepas tamat satu sesi, Syukur pun pergi menemui Ketua Pembangkang, Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim dan TPM Najib Razak(ketika cerita ini ditaip) merangkap bakal PM(insyaAllah). Masing-masing diserahkan dengan kotak-kotak Ezam itu. Ezam mendakwa ada menyimpan kotak rasuah BN. Dia juga mendakwa ada simpan kotak penyelewengan Anwar. Maka, Syukur pun menyampaikan kotak-kotak itu kepada mereka berdua. Dengan tujuan, jika mereka mahu saling tuduh-menuduh, mereka akan lakukannya dengan bukti kukuh. Tak payah sampai nak bersumpah-sumpah. Itu pun jika isi kotak itu betul-betul bukti. Kalau kotak Ezam itu hanya sampah sarap, tak ada maknanya jugak.

Reaksinya, Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim pun memberikan klu terbaru kepada budak-budak ALED4. “ Nah, ini dia klunya” katanya ringkas. Dia tak punya banyak masa untuk bersembang. Dia Cuma menulis nota ringkas di atas secebis kertas. Kemudian bersalam dengan Syukur, Black, Naqib, Piun dan Akar sebelum berpisah.

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Bertemu Sang Pengarah Cerita

Menurut kertas yang ditulis oleh Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim, mereka harus bertemu dengan pengarah cerita untuk mengetahui klu seterusnya. Memang pun. Pengarah tu aku la… Aku yang buat cerita ni. “ Macam mana nak berjumpa dengan penulis nih?” tanya Akar.

“ Aku rasa kita kena mencapai tahap mokhsya dulu. Kita kena sampai tahap bersatu dengan pengarah untuk jumpa dia,” jawab Piun.

“ Sesat larat apa ko ni Yon? Ko ni Islam ke keling?!!!” marah Akar dengan kuat dengan niat mengcover kentut.( skali lagi, no offend ye saudara Piun).

“ Ek eleh aku melawak je la… Apa la ko ni Akar?” jawab Piun. “ Dah, dah… tak yah gaduh. Jom kita gi Taiping. Si Azimbest tu bukannya ada buat apa. Dia dok lepak je kat rumah. Kalau kita pegi sekarang, kita boleh jumpa dia, tanya dia apa klu seterusnya,,” kata Black dengan penuh kematangan.

“ Betul. Aku pun ada benda nak tanya nih. Soalan aku berbunyi, Wahai encik Azimbest, Mengapakah anda menulis satu cerita yang mengarut dan membuang masa ini? Banyak sangatkah masa anda? Tahukah anda bahawa masa itu emas? Mana tahu anda tiba-tiba mati tak sempat taubat? Berbaloikah kerja anda ini?” kata Naqib.

Aku sendiri pun saspen mendengarkan soalan Naqib itu. Memang betul dan bernas soalan-soalannya. Tak apa. Aku masih ada masa nak memikirkan jawapannya sambil mereka terbang ke Taiping dengan Exia. Perjalanan dari Parlimen ke Taiping hanya akan mengambil masa selam dua jam sahaja jika tak banyak Gundam yang menggunakan ruang udara. Maka aku akan gunakan masa itu untuk memikirkan jawapannya.

Nak aku jadikan cerita, hero-hero kita pun sampai ke Taiping. Sebelum apa-apa, terus aja Naqib mahu menyoal aku dengan soalan panasnya. Tetapi aku lagi terer, sebelum dia sempat tanya, aku pun cakap,” Aku tau apa yang anak nak tanya,” sebagaimana yang selalu tok bomoh cakap. Tapi aku bukan ada power sihir atau ilmu hitam, aku tau sebab aku la pengarah cerita ni! Hahaha!!! Jangan silap. Aku gelak kuat-kuat bukan sebab nak cover kentut. Tapi sebab aku rasa best.

“ Sapa anak kau? Aku anak Harun tau tak?” kata Naqib pula. “ Hek eleh,” aku kata padanya. “Aku tau la… itu cuma ayat yang aku guna nak bagi nampak macam best,” kataku lagi. “ Ok la, aku buat crite ni sebab aku sayang kat korang. Jangan salah paham, aku tak gay. Aku cuma sayang sebagai member la… Aku rasa kita dah lama tak kontek- mengontek. Aku pun takde internet. Susah nak berhubung dengan korang. So, ni la salah satu cara aku nak mengingati korang. Ye la, aku tau korang idup lagi, maksud aku nak bagi penghargaan dan terima kasih aku pada korang. Aku tak buat macam ni untuk budak skolah aku tau tak? Tapi kat korang aku buat. Sebab apa? Sebab korang ni berharga buat aku. Korang best,” kata aku.

“ Pasal masa plak, sebenarnya macam ni, sebab aku sayang korang,aku nak bagi pengajaran sikit melalui cerita nih. Memang kebanyakan isinya tak masuk akal. Sori la, aku suruh korang kentut banyak kali, tapi, tu untuk membuatkan korang terhibur baca crite aku ni. Bukan sebab apa, kalau aku tiba-tiba nak bagi nasihat, korang bukan nak dengar sangat. Aku cube bagi dengan cara ni, supaya korang nak baca, at the same time, dapat ingat semula member-member dan dapat pengajaran walaupun sikit. So, aku rasa aku tak buang masa sebab cerita ni ada skit manfaat untuk dipikir,” kata Aku lagi.

“ Oo… Ok ok. Eh, ko buat apa sekarang? Ko tak keje kan? Abis tu masa-masa kosong ko, ko buat mende? Menghabiskan beras Encik Zainol?” Black bertanya kepada Aku. Berani betul dia bertanya soalan begitu kepada aku. Aku pecat daripada produksi aku kang baru dia tau.

“ Itu nanti aku jawab. Aku akan buatkan satu watak yang mewakili aku. Nama dia Azimbest. Nanti apa-apa hal korang tanya kat dia je ok? Bukan apa, tak elok dipandang masyarakat la kalau korang cakap direct dengan director crite ni. Nanti apa pulak komuniti pengarah filem akan cakap kan? So, korang cakap dengan Azimbest ok? Orait, bye, Salam!” kataku sambil meneruskan pengarahan cerita ini.

“Salam, aku Azimbest. Ala… korang pun kenal kan,” aku berlakon dalam filem arahan aku sendiri. Macam mana plak tuh? Tak logic betul. Nak heran apa? Aku yang punya cerita, aku punya suka la nak buat camana!

“ Apa yang aku buat time kosong-kosong nih? Aku ada projek. Aku tengah wat komik. InsyaAllah kalau jadi nanti, hasilnya ribu-riban. Boleh jadi juta-juta. Tapi tu bukan tujuan utamanya. Kalau tak dapat duit pun aku tak kisah. Sebab aku buat bukan sebab duit sangat. Kalau aku nak duit aku mintak je kat bapak aku. Aku buat komik tu sebab aku nak sampaikan sesuatu kepada dunia,” Azimbest menjelaskan aktivitinya di rumah.

“ Aku tak keje sebab aku nak focus buat projek ni. At the same time aku tengah belajor gune Adobe Illustrator, supaya senang nak edit komik aku tu nanti. Kalau ikutkan duit, memang patutnya aku keje la sekarang sebab aku memang takde duit. Tapi memikirkan kepentingan projek aku ni, aku sanggup melepaskan peluang mencari duit tu supaya aku dapat focus. Ok? Bleh paham?” kata Azimbest lagi.

“ Ok ok… Dah, tak payah crite pasal diri ko dah. Aku bukannya nak dengar sangat. So, skang apa klu seterusnya? tanya Syukur. “ Oh. Ok, klu seterusnya berbunyi begini, korang kena pegi melawat dua lagi member korang iaitu Kuwe dan Kintot. Depa akan bagi klu seterusnya lagi,” kata Azimbest.

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Krabby Patty Kintot

“ So, kat sini tak ada harta la?” tanya Naqib.

“ Tak ada, buat apa aku nak simpan harta bapak hang? By the way, buat apa pulak bapak hang nak tanam harta kat Taiping ni? Sini bukannya maktab perguruan?” kata Azimbest pula.

“ Betul jugak kata hang ni Azimbest. Bapak aku memang suka tanam benda kat maktab je, “ kata Naqib.

“ Ok, kalau macam tu, jom kita bergerak ke gerai burger Kintot!” kata Syukur tanpa terkentut. Mereka semua pun naik ke atas Exia kecuali Azimbest. “ Kenapa tak naik Azimbest?” tanya Black yang kehairanan.

“ Ada sesuatu aku kena bagitau korang. Aku sebenarnya bukan seorang pekerja bank,” kata Azimbest.

“ Memang la… Ko tu blajo pun tak abis lagi… Kot ye pun dah abis blajo, ko tak jadi pekerja bank punya, ko akan jadi cikgu macam kami jugak…” Akar menyampuk.

“ Bukan… Aku sebenarnya…Aku seorang Jumper, bukannya pekerja bank. Sori la aku tak pernah bagitau korang semua perkara ni,” jawab Azimbest sambil tunduk.

“ Oh… sebab tu ko tak nak ikut naik Exia? Takpe la kalo camtu. Tak payah rasa bersalah pulak, kami tak jeles pun… datuk aku pun dulu Jumper jugak, tapi takde la hebat sangat. Oh, ya… Kalau ko dah sampai kat sana lagi awal nanti, ko sembang la dulu dengan Kintot sementara kami nak sampai ye?” kata Piun.

“Ok,” kata Azimbest ringkas. Kemudian Azimbest terus mempraktikkan ilmu Jumpernya. Zupp, dia hilang daripada pandangan. Kemudian, mereka yang menaiki Exia pun bertolak ke tempat Kintot. Sesampainya mereka di sana, mereka mencari Azimbest. “Eh, mana Azimbest?” tanya mereka kepada Kintot yang sedang asyik menjual Krabby Pattynya. Kelihatan Pak Cik Squidward Kem Bina Insan sibuk mengira wang di kaunter restoran Kintot. Kemudian kelihatan pula SpongeBob sibuk mengambil pesanan. Tetapi mereka perasan sesuatu yang ‘fishy’ tentang SpongeBob itu.

Setelah diperhatikan dengan betul, barulah mereka mengecamnya. Rupa-rupanya itu adalah Bob. “ Eh, Bob, ko bukan dalam handset Anep ke? Macamana ko boleh ada kat sini keje dengan Kintot?” tanya Black kepada SpongeBob itu. “ Biasak la, Anep dah send aku ke sini. Aku yang mintak. Sebab aku nak try keje kat sini pulak. Kintot dah jadi taukeh Krabby Patty. Aku nak keje ngan dia la. Buat part-time je,” jawabnya.

“ Oh, ada nampak Azimbest tak? Dia pelakon baru. Ada power jumper,” tanya Naqib. “ Tak ada pun,” jawab Bob. Tiba-tiba, mereka ternampak Azimbest muncul di Krabby Patty Kintot. “ Baru sampai ke?” tanya mereka kepadanya.” Yes… Sori, ni la masalahnya, walaupun aku jumper, tapi kelajuan jumper tu sebenarnya adalah dua kali ganda lagi lambat daripada perjalanan sebenar. Tu pasal masa kat INTEC dulu, kadang-kadang aku sampai kelas lambat,” jawabnya.

“ Oh, apa lagi? Moh kita tanya Kintot klu yang seterusnya,” kata Black. Kemudian mereka pun bertanyakan Kintot tentang klu terbaru harta Harun. “ Kintot pun memberitahu mereka klu itu. Menurutnya, mereka harus berjumpa Kuwe untuk mengetahui klu seterusnya. Mereka pun terus bergegas ke sana. Kali ini Azimbest ikut naik Exia. Dia tak mahu lambat. Mereka mendapat Krabby Patty percuma pemberian taukehnya iaitu Kintot sendiri.

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(Yes. Ada balik perkataan ni. Barulah kontroversi, sesuai dengan politik Malaysia)

Tae Kuwen Do!!!

Mereka pun sampai ke tempat Kuwe. Tanpa membuang masa, Kuwe pun memberikan klu seterusnya kepada mereka. Mereka berasa hairan dengan keadaan itu. Biasanya, akan ada cabaran sebelum apa-apa klu diberi. Tapi mungkin inilah cabarannya. Daripada Azimbest di Taiping, kepada Kintot dan sekarang Kuwe, mereka masih belum mendapat harta Harun yang seterusnya.

“ Err, Naqib, sebenarnya, untuk dapatkan harta Harun seterusnya, korang bukan saja kena tau klu yang aku bagi tadi, tapi korang jugak kena lawan dengan satu kumpulan zombie. Aku dah lama lawan diorang untuk dapatkan harta tu. Tapi diorang tu pun blackbelt macam aku jugak, so susah aku nak lawan diorang semua. Korang kena tolong aku lawan mereka kalau nak dapatkan harta tu,” kata Kuwe.

“ Kalau macam tu kita tak ada pilihan. Kita kena lawan jugak Zombie tu. Aku try kontek Alice Resident Evil,” kata Black.

“ Tak payah la Black. Dia tu tak senonoh. Baju dedah merata-rata. Dah tu, dia tu bukan la terer sangat, dari dulu sampai sekarang dia lawan zombie, tapi cerita Resident Evil tu abih-abih jugak lagi. Banyak gak Zombie. Sampaikan merebak ke Kampung Pisang kat

Malaysia

pulak,” kata Naqib.

“ Ok ok, tak jadi. Kita lawan je la guna Exia ni. Walau macam mana power pun tae kwan do diorang, tapi kalau lawan dengan Exia kita ni, kalah punya diorang tu,“ kata Akar pula. Mereka pun berlawanlah dengan Zombie-zombie tu. Dengan Gundam Exia, mereka menang mudah. Tanpa perlu berpencak silat atau bertae kwan do. Juga tanpa perlu bersumpah-sumpah.

Setelah menang, mereka pun mula mengorek tanah bagi mencari harta Harun kelima. Usaha mereka berjaya. Harta Harun kelima merupakan rumah dua tingkat milik nenek moyang Naqib. Pada waktu dahulu, ketika En Harun menjadi pilot Gundam Exia dengan nama Harun Yahaya, dia pernah menanam rumah milik datuknya kerana ingin mencuba kebolehan Gundam itu. Selepas itu, dia percaya bahawa Gundam Exianya itu memang cool dan bermanfaat. Semenjak hari itu, En Harun selalu membawa Gundam Exianya berniaga kain dan pakaian bersama keluarganya. Dia juga menggunakan Gundam Exia untuk bercucuk tanam. Kata orang, asal usul nama Taman Kopi di Teluk Intan itu adalah kerana mereka ternampak gergasi menanam Kopi di taman itu. Kini, barulah Naqib tahu bahawa gergasi yang dilihat oleh jururawat di tamannya itu adalah Gundam Exia yang dipandu oleh pilot terkemuka Harun Yahaya.

Setelah puas mengorek keluar rumah tersebut, mereka pun masuk ke dalamnya. Kemudian mereka menjumpai klu seterusnya di dalam rumah itu. Menurut klu yang digantung di dinding rumah itu, mereka harus ke

untuk mendapatkan harta Harun yang seterusnya. Mereka pun tidak berfikir panjang, mereka terus sahaja bersetuju untuk ke

. Memang itu salah satu destinasi yang telah mereka idam-idamkan sewaktu di INTEC dahulu. Tapi sebab tak lepas poin, maka mereka tak fly.

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(Dah takde balik perkataan tu… Tapi takpe, sebab org UK tak minat isu babi)

Tak Lepas Point, Tapi Pi UK Jugak!

Syukur, Black, Akar, Piun, Naqib dan Azimbest pun mempersiapkan apa yang patut untuk ke

. Visa, passport, dan surat pengakuan daripada Encik Harun. Mereka pun memeriksa Gundam Exia untuk memastikannya berada dalam keadaan yang baik. Tetapi setelah diperiksa oleh Akar, Gundam Exia itu didapatinya tidak mampu bertahan untuk perjalanan sejauh

. Akar selalu meneliti Nouvo. Maka dia tahu sikit sebanyak selok belok pembaikan mesin nih.

Mereka pun terbang ke I Am You(IMU) Bukit Jalil untuk bertemu dengan Syazwan(Badar) dan Hazwan(Frisbee). Mereka mahu mendapatkan nasihat doctor sebelum berlepas ke sana. Mereka juga ingin memeriksa Gundam Exia takut-takut dia menghidap osteoporosis atau kegagalan jantung.

Setelah diperiksa oleh Badar dan Hazwan, didapati bahawa Exia menghadapi masalah kesuburan. Patutlah setelah sekian lama, En Harun Yahaya telah mempunyai anak dan cucu, tapi Gundam Exia masih lagi single dan available. Tetapi, mengikut nasihat Badar, mereka tidak sepatutnya menggunakan Exia untuk ke sana. Sebab orang

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memang pantang tengok orang-orang timur ni maju. Sebab tu diorang adakan A-Laws untuk memusnahkan Gundam Exia di Maktab T’Ganu. Tambahan pula akibat masalah kesuburannya, Gundam Exia tak mampu untuk terbang ke

“ Kalau macam tu, tinggal satu cara je. Ye la, kalau nak beli tiket flight, kita memang takde duit. Kalau nak mintak sponsor KPM plak, kene amik A-Level lagi skali baru diorang nak antaq pi. So, aku rasa baik kita lompat je ke sana” cadang Azimbest.

“ Lompat? Lompat parti ke?” tanya Piun.

“ Kepala lutut ko lompat parti… Tak ada sapa kisah pun kalau kita lompat parti. Kalau ahli BN nak lompat parti depa akan dibawak ke

Taiwan

. Kita ni sapa? Lompat pun diorang tak kisah punya. Diorang takkan bawak kita lari ke Taiwan mahupun

. Kerajaan Perak takkan berubah pun kalau kita melompat… Lompat yang dia cakap tu ialah Jump! Azimbest kan ke Jumper? Dia nak bawak kita ke sana dengan kebolehan Jumper dia la…” kata Akar kepada Piun.

“ Oh, nanti jap, aku dapat rasa gelombang yang besar mendekati kita,” kata Black. “ Hah? Gelombang tsunami ke? Tsunami Politik PRU ke-12?” tanya Syukur.

“ Bukan… Ini… Ini adalah gelombang Son Goku!” kata Black dengan konfiden sekali.

“ Assalamualaikum… Korang nak pegi

ke?” tanya Son Goku sebaik sahaja sampai ke hadapan mereka. Jelas sekali niatnya datang bukan untuk berlawan. “ Waalaikumussalam. Ya, betul kami nak gi

. Mana kau tahu? And by the way, ko masuk Islam ke?” tanya Akar kepada Goku. “ Ya… Aku masuk Islam lepas sembang dengan Nik Aziz semalam. Baru kejap tadi aku pi umrah. Orang Arab semua ingatkan aku wali Allah sebab boleh terbang. Aku cakap bukan, aku Son Goku. Nama aku dah tukar jadi Muhammad Goku bin Abdullah. Pastu time nak balik, aku singgah kat Israel nak musnahkan kubu askar diorang, tapi pelik, aku tak jumpa pun Simon Peres kat

Israel

. So, aku cari gelombang dia. Sampai kat mahkamah antarabangsa The Hague. Ada lembu tengah buat laporan polis pasal dia. Then, aku pun pi cari Dragon Ball keempat. Terjumpa Anep. Dia cakap sekarang korang nak gi

. Sambil bercakap, dia tak kentut. So, aku percaya lah dengan kata-kata dia. Then, aku track gelombang Black sampai ke sini,” Muhammad Goku menceritakan kisahnya kepada mereka.

“ Jadi kau masih ingat gelombang aku ke Muhammad Goku?” tanya Black sambil tersenyum dengan penuh gaya macho. Black meningkatkan gelombang berlawannya dengan mendadak. Sehingga alat scout yang dipakai di mata Hazwan itu meletup kerana tidak dapat membaca kuasa berlawan sebenar Black.

“ Mestilah ingat Black… Tidak, bukan Black tapi Uub… Aku masih ingat ketika kau menetap di

Kenya

dan mewakili negara itu untuk ke sukan Olimpik. Kau dapat tempat kedua tapi aku tempat pertama. Kau pun jeles lalu ingin menuntut ilmu dengan aku. Walaupun aku masih kafir, aku tetap ajar kau. Sampailah kau mahir gunakan bola jiwa. Kemudian kita berpisah kerana kau mahu mengambil A-Level di Malaysia. Manakala aku pula meneruskan kehidupan aku di Hollywood, berlakon filem Dragon Ball Evolution.

Sekarang, sebagai saudara baru korang, aku ingin membantu korang ke

. Mari pegang tangan aku. Jangan raba tempat lain pulak. Aku Kame Hame Ha nanti baru tau. Aku akan gunakan penggerak sejurus untuk hantar kamu ke sana. Kalau nak harapkan kuasa Jumper mamat Azimbest tu, korang akan sampai dalam masa dua minggu sebab dia masih belum pandai mengawal gelombang,” kata Muhammad Goku Bin Abdullah.

“ Baik, siapa punya gelombang yang ada di

sekarang? Aku nak kena kesan gelombang dulu kalau nak guna ilmu ni,” tanya Goku.

“

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kita tunggu gelombang Anuya Al-Mubarak. Juga dikenali sebagai Anuya Altantuya Al-Mubarak di Mongolia satu ketika dahulu. Sepatutnya kau masih ingat mamat tu, dia dulu johan Pertandingan Makan Makanan Halal anjuran JAKIM dan Persatuan Pengguna Islam

Mongolia

. Kita berdua kalah di tangan dan perut dia masa tu,” kata Black mengimbau memori silamnya bersama Muhammad Goku Bin Abdullah.

“ Baik, kita akan tunggu masa dia makan. Bila gelombang dia meningkat dengan tiba-tiba, kita akan bergerak ke sana. Bersedia semua ok?” seru Goku.

“ Baik!!!” sahut mereka beramai-ramai.

“ Baiklah, dah dapat rasa gelombang Anuya… Ready semua…. Go!” Muhammad Goku Bin Abdullah pun mempraktikkan ilmu yang dipelajarinya University Al-Azhar itu. Dengan tidak semena-mena, mereka muncul di sebelah meja makan En Anuya Al-Mubarak di University of Birmingham itu. Anuya dengan penuh rasa ‘sayang member’nya terus mengorderkan makanan untuk mereka. Katanya, untuk member aku tak kisah, aku kan sayang member…

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Reunion ALED4 di Sheffield

Setelah makan dan bersembang lama, Muhammad Goku Bin Abdullah pun meminta dirinya untuk pulang. Dia terus pulang ke Jepun untuk berdakwah kepada anak isterinya yang masih belum mendapat hidayah. Syukur, Black dan lain-lain pun makan tinggalan makanan Goku itu kerana mereka lapar tahap gaban. Kemudian Anuya Al-Mubarak membawa mereka pulang ke rumahnya. Mereka duduk di situ dan menikmati suasana

dengan tenang. Kemudian, mereka berehat kerana esoknya, Anuya akan menganjurkan reunion ALED4 di Sheffield kerana kunjungan mengejut mereka itu. Nanti mereka akan bertemu dengan Syukri Shafi, Nasir Wahab, Sarimi Sabdin, Syakir Abdullah, Muhsin Bulu(plis…no offend ok, Muhsin…), Icam, PC, Fauzi, Ijat, Dzul Najmi Sirozi dan Anas.

Esoknya, mereka pun bertemu di Sheffield. Kedatangan budak-budak tak fly itu disambut meriah oleh mereka. Mereka pun bertanya khabar dan bertukar pendapat. Masing-masing menceritakan pengalaman mereka di sana. Syukri telah menjadi pemain sambilan atau part-time player untuk Manchester United. Nasir Wahab telah menceburi bidang bisnes sambilan menjual anak patung PeterAnswers.com atau dikenali juga sebagai My Doll. Sarimi telah menjadi fasilitator sambilan dalam company Stephen Ramly Covey dan Ust Hasrayzal yang selalu membincangkan pasal 7 Habit.

Ked( Syakir) telah menjadi penulis novel sambilan dan telah juga menghasilkan dua butir novel grafik. Muhsin pula telah merangkul beberapa anugerah academy melalui Filem Mencapai Bintang yang diarahkannya secara sambilan dan anugerah Pulitzer bagi beberapa keping gambar bulu Cimpanzee yang diambilnya. Icam pula telah mereka pelan sebuah jambatan di

. Pelan itu direkanya secara sambilan dan sambil lewa. Namun ada syarikat yang berminat membeli pelannya dan merealisasikan jambatan itu. PC telah berjaya mereka sebuah kompleks beli belah Personal Computer seperti Low Yatt di KL. Ia akan dikenali sebagai Pow Chween Plaza. Juga direkanya secara sambilan.

Fauzi telah menjadi duta sambilan Levi’s. Ijat telah menjadi perunding imej sambilan bagi komuniti Pakistan di

. Dzul Najmi sedang berusaha secara sambilan untuk membuktikan teori gelombang graviti dan dimensi mikronya untuk dicalonkan anugerah Nobel. Kadang-kala dia juga dipanggil untuk berdebat menemani Ahmad Deedat dan memboikot tarian Geli Mat. Manakala Anas pula menjadi pengedar Telefon Bimbit sambilan di kawasan pengaruhnya. Dia juga aktif secara sambilan sebagai aktivis World WildLife Federation yang juga memperjuangkan hak asasi Panda. Semua mereka berjaya secara sambilan kerana mereka punya komitmen terhadap pelajaran. Kini, mereka bekerjasama bagi mencari harta Harun yang keenam iaitu salinan asli surat-surat Pemimpin Zionis kepada para kapitalis yang menguasai dunia perniagaan. Sepertimana yang tertulis di dinding rumah dua tingkat milik nenek moyang Naqib.

Mereka pun merancang dengan teliti misi mencari surat-surat tersebut. Mereka sudah tidak dapat menggunakan Exia kerana Exia ditinggalkan di IMU Bukit Jalil. Mereka terpaksa menggunakan kebijaksaan dan strategi bagi melaksanakan misi itu. Saudara Naqib dilantik menjadi pengarah misi. Dibantu oleh timbalannya Syukur, bendaharinya Muhsin dan setiausahanya Ked. Kemudian, Anuya sebagai biro makanan, Fauzi dan Ijat sebagai perunding pakaian, Syukri sebagai ajk keselamatan, Sarimi sebagai ajk pengangkutan, Nasir sebagai ajk multimedia & PeterAnswers dan akhir sekali Azimbest sebagai ajk tugas-tugas khas.

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Harta Keenam Dijumpai

“ Geng, aku ingat macam ni la… aku try tanya Peter pasal surat tu. Kot-kot dia tahu,” kata Nasir.

“ Bagus. Ada guna jugak rupanya Peter tu. Aku pulak akan

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kontek geng CIA, Mossad, MI-5 dengan FBI. Kot-kot diorang nak tolong kita cari surat tu. Tak lupa jugak, aku nak kontek Indiana Jones untuk tolong cari surat tersebut,” kata Azimbest.

“ Banyaknya secret agent yang ko kenal?” tanya Muhsin yang tidak percaya.

“ Memang betul. Aku rahsiakan semua ni sebab aku ni sebenarnya salah seorang secret agent jugak. Aku jadi agent macam-macam. So aku ni bukan lagi double agent atau triple agent dah. Dah ntah berapa “ple” agent dah aku nih. Sampai aku sendiri dah tak ingat nama-nama pertubuhan yang aku join,” jawab Azimbest.

“ Pergh, ko memang the best la,” kata Muhsin lagi.

Maka dengan semua teknologi dan kontek yang mereka ada, mereka pun berjaya menyiasat tempat surat tersebut disimpan. Ia telah disimpan di Perpustakaan Besar INTEC.

“Ceh, buat penat je kita datang

! Kalau tau baik aku cari kat Library INTEC je… Pastu guna computer yang ada kat depan kaunter tu. Komputer tu kan gunanya untuk cari buku kat library. Mesti ada catit kat dalam tu punya,” kata Piun kecewa.

Maka mereka pun segera pulang ke negara asal mereka dengan menunggang Malik Mydin di selat Inggeris, kemudian menunggang David Hasselhoff hingga ke

Sri Lanka

dan menumpang kapal Dato’ Azhar Mansor hingga ke pelabuhan Klang. Seterusnya mereka menaiki bas mini dari Klang ke Seksyen 17. Lalu menggunakan teknik jumper bagi melepasi Pak Guard INTEC kerana mereka tidak membawa kad pelajar.

Mereka segera menyelongkar library INTEC itu. Dengan menggunakan deria bau Akar yang tajam, mereka telah berjaya menemui surat-surat itu. Surat-surat itu menceritakan tentang komplot Pemimpin Zionis dan Amerika untuk mengkucar-kacirkan dunia Islam dan menindas Pelastin, eh, Palestin sehinggalah mereka berjaya mendapatkan Masjidil Aqsa. Mereka dibantu oleh badan-badan kewangan dunia dan syarikat-syarikat besar untuk mengawal ekonomi dunia. Hasilnya, ekonomi dunia jatuh dan menyebabkan banyak pengangguran. Mereka juga menghasut Mesir supaya menyekat sempadannya dengan Gaza, supaya bekalan makanan dan bahan mentah tidak dapat memasuki Gaza.

Kini, mereka sudah tahu rahsianya. Pada badan Exia terdapat satu alat yang mampu mengatasi masalah yang ditimbulkan oleh

Israel

ini. Cuma sekarang, mereka perlu mencari harta ketujuh iaitu koleksi terakhir harta Harun untuk membolehkan mereka memanfaatkan teknologi yang terdapat pada badan Exia itu. Mereka pun mencari klu di dalam surat-surat itu. Akhirnya mereka menemui kata kuncinnya di dalam surat itu. Selain itu, dengan menggunakan kekunci Fibonacci dan jadual waktu solat kawasan Shah Alam, mereka telah berjaya mengesan lokasi harta terakhir itu dengan menggunakan Google Earth.

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Harta Harun Terakhir

“ Naqib, inilah masa yang kita tunggu-tunggu. Dah lama kita

cuba

merungkai misteri harta bapak kau ni. Rupanya bapak kau ada menyimpan teknologi Stargate SG-1. Sekarang baru aku tau. Teknologi ni gunanya untuk membuat pintu gerbang teleportasi. Apabila ia diaktifkan, kita boleh menghantar apa sahaja ke mana-mana jua pelusuk tempat di dunia. Sama macam penggerak sejurus Muhammad Goku dan Jumper Azimbest. Cuma skalanya lagi besar. Alat ni boleh transport lagi banyak barang.” kata Syukur.

“ Betul tu Kur. Dengan teknologi ni, kita akan dapat hantar banyak bahan makanan dan bahan mentah masuk ke dalam Gaza. Kita jugak akan dapat bagi bantuan kewangan secara terus kepada rakyat Palestin. Dengan teknologi ni, mereka tak perlu lagi menggunakan terowong untuk mendapatkan bekalan,” kata Piun pula.

“ So, apa lagi? Takkan nak tunggu aku kentut dulu baru kita nak gerak? Jom kita dapatkan teknologi tu sekarang jugak!” kata Naqib.

Mereka pun bergerak menuju ke tempat yang telah diketahui itu. Tempatnya adalah di Kem Tahanan ISA Kamunting. Sesampainya di sana, mereka pun menggali harta itu keluar. Ianya merupakan gegelung raksasa berjejari 5 meter. Gegelung itu adalah Stargate yang akan menghubungkan mereka ke Gaza. Ia juga boleh menghubungkan mereka ke Penjara Abu Ghraib, teluk Guantanamo, hatta Sunway Lagoon kalau mereka mahu. Yang pasti, teknologi itu memerlukan reactor solar yang terdapat pada Exia dan alunan Gitar untuk diaktifkan. Maka Azimbest pun bertindak melompat ke IMU untuk mengambil Exia dan memandunya ke Kem Tahanan ISA Kamunting, di mana gegelung itu dijumpai mereka.

Sesampainya Exia ke situ, mereka pun menyambungkan solar reactor Exia kepada gegelung Stargate itu dengan menggunakan jumper. Bukan kuasa milik Azimbest, tetapi wayar penyambung bateri yang dikenali sebagai jumper. Kemudian, Azimbest melompat lagi untuk membawa saudara Dzyiauddin Yusuf untuk mengalunkan bunyi Gitar. Dengan melengkapkan ketiga-tiga elemen itu,Stargate itupun berfungsi. Mereka gembira dengan kejayaan mereka menyelesaikan misi Harta Harun dan mencari jalan membantu rakyat Gaza. OIC tak mampu membantu Gaza. Hanya mengecam tak habis-habis tanpa menghantar tentera. Mesir pula jadi pak turut kafir laknatullah

Israel

dan Amerika. Maka tanggungjawab itu terletak di bahu mereka.

Selepas lagipada (daripada) itu, segala aktiviti penghantaran bantuan ke Pelastin(Palestin) dilakukan melalui Stargate itu. Hero-hero kita telah kembali menyambung tugas di pusat pengajian masing-masing kecuali Azimbest, Kuwe dan Kintot yang tidak diberi peluang menyambung pengajian peringkat degree oleh KPM dan Maktab-maktab Perguruan. Manakala En Harun dan En Kamarudin pula bersyukur kerana anak-anak mereka telah berjaya membongkar kembali harta-harta itu di saat yang memerlukan. Terima Kasih semua…

The End

Credits

Syukur Bahaman

Azri Rashid

Naqib Harun

Safwan Ridhwan

Zaki Bahari

Farhan Fauzan

En Harun

En Kamaruddin

Jiran En Harun

Azhan Abu Hanipah

Hanif Kamaruddin

Ahmad Mustaqim A. Rashad

Amin Eddy Chin

Cikgu Hasan

Zainul Ariffin

Riza Aziff Azahari

Wolverine

Jean Grey

Iron Man

Incredible Hulk

Hellboy

Simon Peres

Lembu korban

Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim

Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim

Dato, Seri Najib Tun Razak

Tuan Pengarah

Azimbest

Aidil Jamalullail

Pak Cik Squidward Kem Bina Insan

Ikhwan Saadon

Zombie-zombie Tae Kwan Do

Syazwan Md Zain

Hazwan Frisbee

Muhammad Goku Bin Abdullah

Muhammad Anuar Hj Abd Karim

Syukri Shafi

Nasir Wahab

Sarimi Sabdin

Syakir Abdullah

Muhsin Abd Rahman

Hisyam

Fauzi Jalil

Ijat

Dzul Najmi Sirozi

Anas

Pak Guard INTEC

Dzyiauddin Yusuf

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Window 7 Loader by Daz

noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:56:00 +0800

Windows 7 Loader by DAZ is an application used to crack Windows OS activation, a function of the loader is through the WAT (Windows Activation Technologies) so that the computer seems to be Genuien. This loader is “Activation Exploid” the safest way to work with injects SLIC (System Licensed Internal Code) before booting the computer, so that your Windows becomes the original windows.

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Compatible with Windows 7 SP 1
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noreply@blogger.com (MarkQim F. Stiffler) — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 04:53:00 +0800

Many of you, including Windows 7 SP1 users, need to use the EASY METHOD listed below. That is 100% guaranteed working.

1A. If you installed KB971033 Remove the patch using the steps below.
1B. If you installed SP1 and not the patch,go to step two.
2. Follow the easy method below (Windows Loader 1.9.7)
3. After that, restart your computer
4. You should be done. If not.. continue

5. Click the activation prompt to follow the official steps to validate your windows
6. Click the option to download the Microsoft file to re-validate your windows
7. The activator will detect your Watt 2.25 key and will act accordingly (this takes up to five minutes)
8. Reboot
9. Do a windows update check and hide that damn update! (If installed KB971033)
10. Try rearming windows afterwards if that didn’t work.
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To Hide the Windows Update/Disable it From Ever Installing KB971033 or SP1 (But why?!):
1. Go to Windows Update
2. Click to View Your Critical Updates
3. Right Click the one Labeled “Update for Windows 7? with update ID “KB971033? or SP1
4. Click “hide update.”

Uninstall KB971033 Windows 7 Activation Checker
For those of you who HAVE installed it and want to uninstall it
1. Go to Windows Update
2. Hit Installed Updates (link at the bottom left corner). If that link isn’t there, hit “view update history” and hit the “installed updates” link at the top.
3. Scroll down to the section titled “Microsoft Windows” and look for update KB971033.
4. Right click it and hit “uninstall”. Hit okay.
5. Reboot
6. Now check for updates again and follow the above method to hide it from installing ever again!
Note: You can also do a system restore if you are worried.
I have verified this method myself and did it before publishing this article. I personally do not want any extra processes running on my computer. =)
Enjoy!

If you are flagged as having an Un-Genuine copy of Windows 7:

Steps that I recommend
1. Remove the patch using the steps below.
2. Follow the easy method below (Windows Loader 1.9.7)
3. After that, restart your computer
5. Click the activation prompt to follow the official steps to validate your windows
6. Click the option to download the Microsoft file to re-validate your windows
7. The activator will detect your Windows Loader 1.9.7 key and will act accordingly (this takes up to five minutes)
8. Reboot
9. Do a windows update check and hide that damn update!
10. Try rearming windows afterwards if that didn’t work.
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Rearm Windows:
1. Copy down these instructions into notepad and save it to your desktop.
2. Go to start -> hold shift and click run (If you do not see run, simply type run in the start menu’s search box and click it while holding shift)
Note: Holding shift while clicking run opens up run in administrative mode, which is necessary for this process.
3. Type in “command” or “cmd” and press enter.
4. In the command prompt window type or right click -> paste:

slmgr.vbs -rearm

10. Reboot and your good to go~!

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