Where Have You Gone, Ronald Reagan?

Liberals, Meet Your Heroes, Vol. 1: Margaret Sanger

2007-03-03T20:48:00.001-05:00

The founder of Planned Parenthood in her own words.
The last thing Liberals want you to know about Planned Parenthood, Eugenics, and Racism.

On blacks, immigrants and indigents:
"...human weeds,' 'reckless breeders,' 'spawning... human beings who never should have been born." Pivot of Civilization, referring to immigrants and poor people.

On the extermination of blacks:

"We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities. The most successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal. We don't want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population…" Margaret Sanger's December 19, 1939 letter to Dr. Clarence Gamble - Sophia Smith Collection, Smith College: Massachusetts.

On murder:
"The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it." The Woman Rebel, Volume I, Number 1. Reprinted in Woman and the New Race. New York: Brentanos Publishers, 1922.

On the right of married couples to bear children:
"Couples should be required to submit applications to have a child," Birth Control Review, April 1932.

On sterilization of minorities:
"Eugenic sterilization is an urgent need ... We must prevent multiplication of this bad stock." Margaret Sanger, April 1933 Birth Control Review.

On Eugenics as policy:
"Eugenics is … the most adequate and thorough avenue to the solution of racial, political and social problems. "The Eugenic Value of Birth Control Propaganda." Birth Control Review, October 1921, page 5.

On promiscuity:
"[Our objective is] unlimited sexual gratification without the burden of unwanted children..." The Woman Rebel, Volume I, Number 1. Reprinted in Woman and the New Race. New York: Brentanos Publishers, 1922.

On adultery:
"A woman's physical satisfaction was more important than any marriage vow," Birth Control in America, p. 11.

On marital sex:
"The marriage bed is the most degenerating influence in the social order," Sanger said. Birth Control in America, p. 23.

On abortion:
"Criminal' abortions arise from a perverted sex relationship under the stress of economic necessity, and their greatest frequency is among married women." The Woman Rebel - No Gods, No Masters, May 1914, Vol. 1, No. 3.

Director of "Pirhana 2: The Sequel" Finds Jesus Tomb, 2pac Shakur, Elvis, & Jimmy Hoffa

2007-02-26T11:32:00.000-05:00

James Cameron finds "tomb of Jesus family," buries career inside.

Scholars and archaeologists were shamed today as the Academy Award winning director corrected prior assumptions about 27 year old Israeli find.

"Not only was Jesus married, the evidence strongly suggests he was also a slave-owning global-warmer," James Cameron said today. "When the experts get it wrong, we with money must get it right. The 'larger truth' demands it."

Skeptics worry that movie makers doing archaeology could lead to an obfuscation of the facts for profit or power - the logical end of which could lead to politicians doing climatology.

I Support the Troops, but not Their Mission

2007-02-22T09:04:00.000-05:00

A generation raised on microwave dinners, no fault divorce, and abortion on demand lifts its head up from the trough, and complains we've been in Iraq too long.

I support my wife, but not the marriage.
I support my child, but not the parenting.
I support my friends, but not the friendship.
I support my job, but not the work.

Fetus Has Striking Resemblance to Baby

2007-02-22T08:50:00.000-05:00

Fetus leaves hospital with host progenitors at 22 weeks.

A fetus born after just under 22 weeks in the womb - among the shortest gestation periods known for a live birth - will remain in a hospital a few extra days as a precaution, officials said.

Amillia Taylor, who weighed less than 10 ounces (283 grams), had been expected to be sent home this week.

Friends of the female host expressed cheerful exasperation as they did not even have time to throw a fetus shower for her.

DNC Unleashes Unstoppable Super-Candidate: Oprack Winframa

2007-02-12T07:45:00.000-05:00

"If elected, I promise a new car to every American soldier who will cut-and-run."

"Finally, the spirit of the age has the candidate it demands," announces Democratic National Committee Chair Howard Dean.

"He's white, he's black, he's a woman, he's a man. He's privately 'religious' but publicly an 'atheist.' He's personally against abortion but has an A+ Planned Parenthood rating!

He's clean and articulate, too! YEAAAAARRRAAGGGGHHHH!"

Headlines You Will Never See, Vol. III

2007-02-05T17:41:00.000-05:00

Another edition of HYWNS brought to you by WHYGRR.
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Al Qaeda Presses Bin Laden for Jihad Timetable
"He's had five years. Who wants to be the last suicide bomber to die in this war?" ask moderate Muslims.

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Darwinian Evolution Powerless over Homosexuality
You can believe people are born gay or Darwinian Evolution, not both.

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Shirking Replaces Baseball as National Pastime
Baby-mamas point finger at deadbeat dads who blame George Bush, McDonald's, Halliburton, Karl Rove, second hand smoke, and trans-fats.

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Democrats Pro-Choice on Abortion, Work, Fatherhood, Marriage
"When it comes to commitment, we support freedom of choice."

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Military-Industrial Complex Dwarfed by Media-Industrial Complex
"Are we writing stories that simply don't have to be written?"

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Is Big Coffee Behind U.S. Strikes on Somalia?
Cheney probed for financial ties to Starbucks, Chock Full O' Nuts.

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Metrosexuals Demand Civil Rights Protections
"Just because we look gay doesn't mean we are."

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Special Report: Church of Satan gave little to Katrina victims in 2006.
Charges of greed and selfishness rock organization.

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Congressional Black Caucus Pressures Networks for More Black TV Shows.
In other news: 75,000 Africans died today of genocide, AIDS, slavery, and famine.

Decline and Fall: A Screenshot

2007-01-25T14:53:00.001-05:00

How seventh century radical Islam is winning the ideological battle.

Below is just one of the many lubricants greasing the skids of Western Civilization. There are many more, but this is only the most current and I feel compelled to share it.

My Google search today for a quote from George Washington yielded search suggestions as I typed, plus their related hits. In this case, it gave me other popular Georges throughout history.

Notice that Ocean Pacific shorts aficionado George Michael tops the list and clocks in with 523 million...that's 17 million more hits than the father of our nation George Washington.

If that weren't troubling enough, he commands roughly 150 million more hits than George Bush......41 & 43 combined.

Hat's off the the schools and universities of the West. Well done!

President's Speechwriter Crafts Brilliant State of the Union

2007-01-24T09:14:00.000-05:00

Bush to begin ignoring it today.

College of William & Mary changes name to more inclusive William & Terry

2006-12-27T10:13:00.000-05:00

Mary, the mother of Christ, dropped in favor of gender-neutral Terry.

William and Terry's new non-threatening logo

W & T President Gene Nichol ordered the name change today in keeping with the removal of the Wren Chapel Cross in October. In an email to faculty and students, Nichol said his goal was to create a less "faith specific environment" to ensure that all peoples of all creeds are not offended by overtly Christian icons or names.

W & T President Gene Nichol

Supporters of the decision cite the hostile and exclusive nature the name "Mary" brings and insist that tolerance obligates the college to celebrate and accommodate those who hate Christianity, its symbols, and its contributions.

In addition, a faculty and student committee will convene next month to vote on the removal of the name "William" citing its obvious maleness and its connections to the abuses of imperial England. "Pat," "Francis," and "Alex" are reported to be among the favored replacements.

Save the Wren Chapel Cross

2006-12-22T19:28:00.000-05:00

Sign the petition to restore the Wren Cross to permanent display on the altar table in William & Mary's Wren Chapel.

The small cross within the chapel was deemed offensive and removed by W&M President Gene Nichol in October of 2006 "to make the Wren Chapel less of a faith-specific space, and to make it more welcoming to students, faculty, staff and visitors of all faiths..."

Find out more about this effort:
Video: Fox News' Hannity and Colmes | National Review Online | Richmond Times-Dispatch | WorldNetDaily

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"Whereas other civilizations had been brought down by attacks of barbarians from without, ours had the unique distinction of training its own destroyers at its own educational institutions and providing them with facilities for propagating their destructive ideology far and wide, all at the public expense."
-Malcolm Muggeridge

Huxley on Keith Ellison's Brave New Swearing-in

2006-12-21T18:33:00.000-05:00

What difference does ceremonial tradition really make, anyway?

"History is bunk. History,” he repeated slowly, “is bunk.”

"He waved his hand; and it was as though, with an invisible feather wisk, he had brushed away a little dust, and the dust was Harappa, was Ur of the Chaldees; some spider-webs, and they were Thebes and Babylon and Cnossos and Mycenae.

Whisk. Whisk — and where was Odysseus, where was Job, where were Jupiter and Gotama and Jesus? Whisk — and those specks of antique dirt called Athens and Rome, Jerusalem and the Middle Kingdom — all were gone.

Whisk — the place where Italy had been was empty. Whisk, the cathedrals; whisk, whisk, King Lear and the Thoughts of Pascal. Whisk, Passion; whisk, Requiem; whisk, Symphony; whisk..."
Brave New World (1932)

Snopes Verifies Snopes is a Hoax

2006-12-08T14:57:00.000-05:00

Urban legends website Snopes.com determines its own existence is fabricated.

A screen shot of Snopes.com.

The site once considered the authority on Internet hoaxes and urban legends issued an ironic press release Friday acknowledging that their mission to debunk the rampant mythology found on the Internet was at odds with the fact they do not exist.

Read more about it here.

NBA Embraces Affirmative Action

2006-12-04T11:12:00.000-05:00

Guidelines will result in more short Jewish & Native Americans on the floor by 2012.

An enthusiastic Detroit Pistons team shows their support (above) for the new policy which will downplay scoring in favor of inclusiveness. The new rules will mean more playing time for little people, the transgendered, and athletes who are not necessarily talented in basketball, but bring a host of other values and viewpoints to the game.

"The overwhelming racial uniformity of the league today has got to go," explains NBA Commissioner, David Stern.

"This is not the America of the 1970's. We just want the teams to look like the America of today."

Miracle of Erosion Discovered

2006-11-16T15:34:00.000-05:00

Rock formations resembling the faces of U.S. presidents evolve from the effects of erosion in South Dakota.

From left to right, many claim to see the resemblances of George Washington,
Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.

Geologists are thrilled with the remarkable discovery calling it the most impressive achievement of natural history to date. However, many scientists insist the likenesses are not portraits, but merely the appearance of portraits.

"What we have here is the cumulative effect of trillions of transitional changes over time creating what our human minds perceive as faces. Many Americans desperately long 'to see' their forefathers up there. This reassuring notion is quaint, but it folds like a deck chair when confronted with the truth that our primitive brains are constantly trying to make sense out of an otherwise chaotic world," said Richard Dawkins (left), author of The God Delusion.

"Once we start seeing faces up there, we've started down a path that will lead to knuckle-dragging creationist intolerance or scupture, even."

I am now a Democrat

2006-11-09T06:59:00.000-05:00

After Tuesday, isn't it time to redefine loyalty, commitment, and integrity?

It's clear the Republicans have missed the point on Iraq and deserved to lose big this election year. Tuesday's Democratic surge proves that we need to reconsider our committment to that country and heck, let's not stop there. What other rigid loyalties do we stubbornly hold on to despite the difficulties?

For instance, it's true that I authorized the justice-of-the-peace to marry my wife and me, but I didn't know that he was actually going to proceed with it. Due to this deceptive miscalculation, I find myself locked in an expensive and protracted struggle that requires me to come home at night, stick around even during arguments, remember anniversaries, birthdays, and worst of all sacrifice my money on people other than myself.

Also, it was never made clear to me (and apparently many others) that "marriage" would mean an end to seeing other women. It's true this was mentioned, but not discussed in a bi-partisan fashion where alternative viewpoints could emerge. "For better or for worse" is outmoded needs clarification in light of the lies told at the outset of this effort.

Further, while I "sponsored" the act that led to my daughter, I never at any point authorized the many encroachments upon my time and money that being "a father" demand. Now, I learn that I may be on the hook for her education, security, and general welfare until she turns 18! I did not sign up for that when I said, "I do." That's for sure.

It seems that the judge who performed our ceremony rushed headlong into the wedding, but had no plans for our marriage. As such, isn't it time I reconsider my oaths in light of these new developments? Fairness demands it, I believe.

Thank you John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Howard Dean, and Harry Reid for helping me to see the light. I owe it to myself to reconsider these things.

After all, give me convenience or give me death.

Air America Files Chapter 11

2006-10-13T14:57:00.000-04:00

Al Franken furiously contacts Boys & Girls clubs nationwide in search of loan they may not have pay back.

Why would anyone pay ad rates for what the public already gets free from NPR? Apparently, no one did.

As a reminder, it's coming up on pledge time again at NPR stations across the country. Don't for get to call to remind them you're giving nothing again this year.

George Allen May Have Used the "H" Word

2006-09-27T08:15:00.000-04:00

Former teammates recall Allen calling them "honkey."

Allen and a supporter arrogantly not disclosing Jewish lineage.

"He mocked me while speaking with a nasal voice, clumsy dancing and telling me 'to get a tan.' The final straw was the boxes of crackers he would leave on my doorsteps to intimidate me. It was horrifying" recalls former team member.

Police are investigating the cracker incident as a hate crime.

Senate Minority Leader, Harry Reid (D-NV), stopped short of asking Senator Allen (R-VA) to resign, but called for common sense measures such as forced Republican blood analysis to determine racial heritage, polygraphs testing, and truth commissions.

Reid defends blood testing saying, "After all, there very well may be
other Jews in Congress."

Clinton: "Janet Reno told me Bin Laden was at Waco."

2006-09-26T20:56:00.000-04:00

"I had all the answers, but 'they' wouldn't let me do anything."

Witness for yourself the bias, the below-the-belt, streetfighting tactics of presidential bully and menacing asskicker, Chris Wallace.

Or, was it Bill Clinton himself who told us he was offered Bin Laden, but refused?

Sell Your Joe Wilson Stock

2006-09-01T15:23:00.000-04:00

Rove, President have their YellowCake and eat it too.

End of an Affair

Michael Moore: "There is no terrorist threat."

2006-08-10T22:56:00.000-04:00

As Britain Foils Mass Murder Airplane Plot, Conservatives Worldwide Remind Everyone of Moore's Idiocy.

Apologies in advance for this image. Be grateful, at least, we don't have to smell this pic.

Wired News Pulls Freelancer's Stories

2006-08-10T01:22:00.000-04:00

And this is what we know about....

More fake, but accurate bullshit from the editorial backrooms of media conglomerates.

Wired used to be great. Now, it's an unfocused mess -- a dogmatic, Humanistic, agenda-driven, sex-obsessed version of NYT. (Because if there is one thing the Internet lacks, it's sex.)
Read Engadget instead.

If you believe even half of what major media offers, you're an idiot.

Stop Israeli Aggression

2006-08-04T09:08:00.000-04:00

Great Reagan Tribute...

2006-07-30T00:14:00.000-04:00

A surprising number of Republican politicians not carrying the Reagan torch these days... certainly not the GOP leadership. That needs to change.

(hat tip Ian)

"A Dictatorship of Relativism"

2006-06-21T14:14:00.000-04:00

The Pope's Challenge from a Year Ago Becomes More Relevant Today.

"We are moving," he declared, toward "a dictatorship of relativism . . . that recognizes nothing definite and leaves only one's own ego and one's own desires as the final measure."

Ann Coulter's Godless Quotes

2006-06-13T14:51:00.000-04:00

On the heels of the announcement that Rove will not be indicted, this is the last thing Liberals need...

Coulter on the Supreme Court: In 1992, the Court ruled it "unconstitutional" for a Reform rabbi to give a nonsectarian invocation at a high school graduation ceremony on the perfectly plausible grounds that Rhode Island was trying to establish Reform Judaism as the official state religion. (Opinion by Justice Anthony Kennedy.) Yes, those scheming Jews have had their eyes on the Ocean State for as long as I can remember.

On crime: Whether it is building prisons, mandatory sentencing, three-strikes laws, or the death penalty, if it has to do with punishing criminals, Democrats are against it. Liberals prefer treatment, rehabilitation, alternatives to prison, even creative alternatives to prison -- but not prison! That would be "blaming the perpetrator."

On prisons: Between 1995 and 2005, the prison population grew by 30 percent, meaning an additional half million criminals were behind bars, rather than lurking in dark alleys with switchblades. You can well imagine liberals' surprise when the crime rate went down as more criminals were put in prison. The New York Times was reduced to running querulous articles with headlines like "Number in Prison Grows Despite Crime Reduction" and "As Crime Rate Drops, the Prison Rate Rises and the Debate Rages."

On public schools: Public schools are forbidden from mentioning religion not because of the Constitution, but because public schools are the Left's madrassas... At least the crazy Muslims get funding from Saudi Arabia for their madrassas. Liberals force normal Americans to pay for their religious schools.

On the media's ignorance of religion: In another interview, [the Rev. Richard John] Neuhaus told a reporter that political corruption had "been around ever since that unfortunate afternoon in the garden." The reporter mulled it over before asking, "What garden was that?" In defense of the American educational system, every single one of these reporters knew how to put on a condom.

On abortion: No matter what else they pretend to care about from time to time - undermining national security, aiding terrorists, oppressing the middle class, freeing violent criminals - the single most important item on the Democrats' agenda is abortion. Indeed, abortion is the one issue the Democratic Party is willing to go to war over - except in the Muslim world, which is jam-packed with prohibitions on abortion, because going to war against a Muslim nation might also serve America's national security objectives.

On liberals' obsession with Fox News: Fox News isn't even particularly conservative, though it is recognizably American. I believe the one verified atrocity committed by Fox News was the wearing of American flag lapel pins after 9/11. Assuming - against all evidence - that Fox News is every bit as conservative as CBS is liberal, it is still just a small beachhead in a universe of liberal-speak. But the mere existence of one solitary network that doesn't toe the party line has driven the Left insane.

On Cindy Sheehan: Call me old-fashioned, but a grief-stricken war mother shouldn't have her own full-time PR flack. After your third profile on Entertainment Tonight, you're not longer a grieving mom; you're a C-list celebrity trolling for a book deal or a reality show. At that point, you're longer mourning, you're "branding."

On public school teachers: We are simultaneously supposed to gasp in awe at teachers' raw dedication and be forced to listen to their incessant caterwauling about how they don't make enough money. Well, which is it? Are they dedicated to teaching or are they in it for the money? After all the carping about how little teachers are paid, if someone enters the teaching profession for the big bucks, aren't they too stupid to be teaching our kids?

On Darwinism: Liberals creation myth is Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, which is about one notch above Scientology in scientific rigor. It's a make-believe story, based on a theory that is a tautology, with no proof in the scientist's laboratory or the fossil record - and that's after 150 years of very determined looking. We wouldn't still be talking about it but for the fact that liberals think evolution disproves God.

On the fossil record: The preposterous conceit that the fossil record has produced a mosaic of organisms consistent with evolution except for the occasional "gap" is absurd. Evolution is nothing but a gap. It's a conjecture about how species might have arisen that is contradicted by the fossil record and by nearly everything we have learned about molecular biology since Darwin's day.

On religion "vs." evolution: The only religious belief driving opinions about evolution is atheism. God can do anything, including evolution. But the value of Darwinism for atheists is that it is the only way they can explain why we are here. (It's an accident!) If evolution doesn't work out for them, they'll have to expand on theories about extraterrestrials or comets bringing life to earth.

On Darwinism and Nazism: Hitler's embrace of Darwinism is not a random fact, unrelated to the reason we know his name. It is impossible to understand Hitler's monstrous views apart from his belief in natural selection applied to races. He believed Darwin's theory of natural selection showed that "science" justified the extermination of the Jews.

On Darwinism's appeal to liberals: Liberals subscribe to Darwinism not because it's "science," which they hate, but out of wishful thinking. Darwinism lets them off the hook morally. Do whatever you feel like doing - screw your secretary, kill Grandma, abort your defective child - Darwin says it will benefit humanity! Nothing is ever wrong as long as you followyourinstincts. Just do it - and let Mother Earth sort out the winners and losers.