Where We Live Every Week Like Shark Week

Woodkid - Iron

2011-12-29T18:18:00.000-08:00

Heard this song on the teaser trailer for Assassin's Creed Revelations and fuckin love it.

Getting Way too Fat

2011-05-31T00:14:00.000-07:00

Ran 3 Miles for PT this morning, thought I might die. Looked incredibly fat after my morning shower and decided its time to do something about it. Me and my wife are starting the Beachbody Insanity workouts and I'll be posting reactions and results here on my page. Should be fun. And by fun I mean incredibly tiring and painful. Smooches.

This is who Arnold Schwarzenegger cheated on his wife with?

2011-05-30T16:22:00.000-07:00

Come on guy, you are the Governator and you threw away your marriage for this? I'm not even sure this is a real woman. She looks like a the villain in a Superman Comic. I am not even sure why this lady wasn't cast as Thing in the Fantastic Four movies, she wouldn't have even had to put on the rock suit. She already looks like a rock monster.

Interesting Fan Made Matrix Film

2011-05-28T01:21:00.000-07:00

KAYDARA official film 投稿者 Kaydara-film

Kind of slow moving and appears to be terribly dubbed into English like an old school Kung Fu flick.
But its visually pretty good considering its fan made and free.

Check it out, its worth a watch.

Kotaku Gaming App of the day

2011-05-28T00:05:00.000-07:00

Found this little Gem on Kotaku.com, Full review here.

Addictive little matching game where you try to keep the blocks from overrunning the screen. Been playing this non-stop while I try not to kill myself from boredom during this stupid Typhoon.

Available for iPhone/iTouch/iPad. Best part is, its FREE.

Check it out.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/current/id435863055?mt=8&ls=1

Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm Teaser Trailer Leaked

2011-05-27T23:58:00.000-07:00

StarCraft 2 Heart of the Swarm Teaser Trailer 投稿者 AceParty

Fairly short trailer, shows Nova(Ghost from Starcraft: Ghost that was never released) going after Kerrigan and Jim Reynor trying to hold them back.

Was hoping she would kick their asses at the end but it just kind of ends. Guess that's why its not an official release.

Still, can't wait for this game to come out. Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty is fucking awesome and I'm eager to see where they take the storyline.

Tom Hardy Looks Jacked in this Photo of him as Bane

2011-05-27T23:20:00.000-07:00

Actually thought this was an odd casting choice when I first heard of it. Not that I had anything against Tom Hardy, but he didn't seem to me like a gigantic masked hulk. But this dude is freaking huge right here.

Can't wait for this movie to come out. This was my favorite comic book storyline when I was a kid. I'm sure this is going to be killer. I'm hoping Dark Knight Rises smashes sales records and tops Titanic lol.

Haha China, where 3D Porn Beats Avatar in Revenue

2011-05-27T16:57:00.000-07:00

Apparently in China the porn is 3d and includes all kinds of crazy crouching tiger hidden dragon type Kung Fu shit. And it outsells Avatar hahahaha.

Best part is it is on its way to America. I don't know about you but I'm not about to fork over all that money to get a 3D tv just so it looks like jizz is flying at me from the TV screen.

More Info on this at the SOURCE!

Greatest Sham Invention ever

2011-05-27T02:39:00.000-07:00

I'm totally getting one of these pillows so I can sneak off and fall asleep at work anywhere I want hahaha.

This is way better than the 3 squares of foam I laid on the ground to sneak a nap in at work last week.

I can't believe I dont have one of these yet.

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Image Sums up Videogame Movies

2011-05-27T02:23:00.000-07:00

Goes with my earlier post about the Uncharted movie. Those Lara Croft movies were complete shit. I can't believe the Final Fantasy movie was the best reviewed though lol. That movie was so terrible. The only good thing about it was the amazing graphics.

I dunno why I bother getting excited about videogame movies anymore. They all pretty much suck. Proof right here^

Harry Potter

2011-05-27T01:56:00.000-07:00

Can't say I was ever a big fan. This picture pretty much sums it up. I read book 1 like a million years ago when I was in junior high or something. Tried reading book 2, discovered vagina. Never looked back.

Chinese Prisoners ruining your WoW Economy haha

2011-05-26T22:54:00.000-07:00

Apparrently not down with the whole license plate making game, China has been forcing its prisoners to farm gold 24/7 hahah. That's gotta be the easiest hard time ever. I need to go to some 3rd world country and start my own army of gold farmers and just pay them 1$ a day plus 3 bowls of rice.

That's my next business venture for sure.

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Uncharted movie derailed

2011-05-26T16:53:00.000-07:00

So the director for the upcoming Uncharted movie has dropped out. I am very thankful for this. They casted Mark Wahlberg to play the lead in what could be a really great movie. That guy has got to be the most overrated actor of all time. He plays every role exactly the same. I dont want to watch him play another soft-spoken hero.

Wahlberg was the director's #1 choice for the role. So hopefully they topple like dominoes with the director dropping out.

I'd much rather they not bother making the movie than they make another "Max Payne" type effort.

The White Queen

2011-05-26T16:25:00.000-07:00

So I have not really been expecting much out of this X-Men: First Class movie. I'm not a big fan of taking franchises back to the past just so you can stick a bunch of young actors in there. I'm also not a big fan of January Jones. Her wearing this Granny lingerie isn't really helping her cause either. I'm pretty sure this is the very first lingerie style ever created.

I hear the movie is pretty good though, maybe I'll be surprised.

Band Practice

2011-05-26T15:37:00.000-07:00

Me and the kids held a pretty badass living room concert today. I'm fairly sure we're gonna hit the big time soon enough. Better join the fan club quick.

4 Day Weekend = Ruined!

2011-05-26T03:16:00.000-07:00

Big shout out to the big dumb ass Typhoon rolling into Okinawa to ruin my 4-day Weekend. Couldn't land on a work day and get me out of work. Nope, that'd be too much to ask. Instead it is supposed to land smack dab in the middle of Saturday and run until Sunday. Then if there's enough damage done I may get called in to work to help with clean up. LOVE IT!

Bulls Fail yet Again

2011-05-24T21:49:00.000-07:00

So the basketball playoffs have shaped up pretty much exactly how I hoped they wouldn't. Looks like Miami is going to win a championship after all. Sad that I'm going to end up having to root for the Dallas Mavericks. I hate that god damn team and their obnoxious fucking owner. I guess I will just be rooting for their planes to crash into each other.

The Witcher 2 Out

2011-05-20T05:08:00.000-07:00

Been waiting on this game for a while because The Witcher 1 was some totally freaky weird awesome shit.

I don't remember too much of it right now but I do remember running around quite a bit trying to have sex with green plant ladies and shit.

I always feel weird running around doing all kinds of epic shit just to have pretend sex with video game characters when I can just walk up to my wife with my weener out and poke her leg until she submits.

Now that I mention it...I do have to do some pretty epic stuff to get laid.

Built me a new computer

2011-05-20T05:04:00.000-07:00

That's what that big sexy son of a bitch looks like.

Thing is going to play porn at such a quality level now. I'm gonna be beating my wang off to like 9 porns at once while running words processors and videogames and editing video and photos all at the same time.

And if the computer slows down at all I'm gonna throw it out the fucking window.

Short Week

2011-05-20T04:49:00.000-07:00

So the weekend is already here. My Mother-In-Law was in town for the past couple of weeks and left this morning which will allow me to be my normal vulgar self again. Walking around in dirty underwear farting as I please and randomly swearing like the tourettes guy.

With that said, FUCK SALT.

Bill and Ted 3 Script Complete?!

2011-04-26T04:04:00.000-07:00

Man I used to love those dumb ass Bill and Ted movies when I was a kid. I didn't even realize they were trying to make a 3rd one. I thought the blonde dude was washed out giving hand jobs under a bridge for crack money or something.

Although I'm 90% certain this movie is going to be completely retarded its still pretty cool/funny that Keanu Reeves and Alex Winters' careers have come right back to where they started pretty much. Plus I doubt the nostalgia will allow me to hate it too much.

http://www.dailyblam.com/news/2011/04/25/bill-ted-3-script-is-complete-in-actor-alex-winters-hands

30 Seconds or Less seemed a lot cooler before I saw this trailer

2011-04-25T09:49:00.000-07:00

But its from the same director as Zombieland and the cast includes Danny McBride, Aziz Ansari and Nick Swardson. So this has to be good...I hope.

Somebody at 7-Eleven is a Genius

2011-04-25T09:31:00.000-07:00

No matter how old I get I still love me some Slurpee. I always mix the flavors and they never mix so it just ends up being one flavor or the other as my drink reaches different levels of empty and I reach greater heights of sadness. This gift from the gods will allow me to enjoy my multiple-flavored creations as they were meant to be. Thank you, 7-Eleven guy that invented this. You obviously pot loving genius you.

Gettin back in the Bloggin Game

2011-04-25T08:20:00.000-07:00

So I'm gonna try gettin back to blogging regularly. I have had the urge to express myself lately and Facebook updates really aren't cutting it anymore. Plus I get to feeling like I'm being annoying when I start sharing too many links on there. Back in the livejournal days I used to blog my ass off but I kinda fell off that when I grew up and stopped being such an emo bitch that cried about every little thing. Those old journals were often pretty hilarious though. So here's hoping my new blog is able to capture all of that humor without all that lame crybaby stuff.