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2015-01-19T12:36:00.000-08:00

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All the Wrong Places

by Rebecca Fisher

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New Cover for All the Wrong Places

2014-09-11T15:44:00.001-07:00

Today we released the new cover for All the Wrong Places, and the 2nd edition ebook is now officially available on Amazon. The paperback will be released in October so stay tuned.

I would like to thank so many people for contributing to this cover...Jeff Fisher, Bailey Stock, Danny Maimone, Ricky Udave, Justine Haeussler, Dee Boudreaux, Linda English, Garrett Cates, Brian Shmucker, Renee Cure, Halen Cure and Hippo. You helped my vision become a reality. Thank you!

Book Tour - Meet Casey Wheeler

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What is the name of your main character? Is he or she fictional or a historic person?

Casey Wheeler is a fictional character telling a story of hope that very closely resembles my own.

2. When and where is the story set?

Casey weaves through the suburbs of San Francisco, trying to find a place to land with her daughter, Maddy, having just left an abusive and unfaithful husband with nothing but the clothes they’re wearing and the cash in her pocket.

3. What should we know about her?

While her willingness to stay so long in an unfaithful marriage seems questionable, Casey’s motives stem from her maternal instinct to provide security and consistency for Maddy. These same instincts force her into the unknown, with nowhere to go, in order to protect them both from her husband’s blatant infidelity and increasing abuse. Casey is willing to walk away from all she’s ever known to provide Maddy with a life she never had - one filled with love, security and the freedom to be a child. Her isolated, loveless and controlling marriage closely resembles the overbearing, unloving and critical childhood she experienced with her father, a retired, decorated military man who has had much success as a litigating attorney. He is short on compassion and high on expectations and criticism. Casey’s unplanned pregnancy and disagreeable marriage left her without the option of turning to her parents. Her father’s only offers of help always came with the unthinkable demand that she rid of Maddy, a stain on his perfect life, one way or another. Her mother uses alcohol to cope, and her fear of her husband’s wrath prevents her from helping Casey in any significant or meaningful way. With no one to turn to, Casey cries out a prayer for help in desperation. The answer she receives is nothing she could have ever expected, and is the beginning of a life-changing dialogue she never knew possible.

4. What is the main conflict? What messes up her life?

Casey’s most urgent and immediate conflict is her lack of shelter, money or a job that could provide the possibility of either. Accepting the role as unquestioning housewife has left her without options. Independence is something Casey has never experienced and she is ready and determined to get it, never returning to the life she’s left behind. Having cried out for help, to a God she’s only heard about indirectly or casually, the answer comes faster than she expects as she loses control of her car, crashing onto a hillside off of a dark highway in the pouring rain. The building at the top of the hill provides the answers she’s been looking for, but what lies inside threatens to change her entire perspective on life...and death, forever.

5. What is her personal goal?

While Casey strives to establish independence and a safe, loving environment for Maddy, she stumbles onto much deeper personal transformation, finding a new and growing faith, the real meaning of family and the possibility of new love, all in the unlikeliest of places – a funeral home.

All the Wrong Places is available in print and ebook format at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, iBooks/iTunes

The first four chapters are available for free at www.rebeccafisherbooks.com

Starting Over – Ways to Make Change that Lasts

2012-01-04T13:40:00.000-08:00

By Rebecca Fisher

The clean slate. It’s appealing to all of us. There’s not one of us who doesn’t wish for a do over in some area of our lives. But how many times do we resolve to make a change, only to find ourselves right back where we started? We make it a few weeks into the New Year or good intention and then we stumble, lose hope, give up.

I’ve had my fair share of haunting habits and ruinous relationships, and have attempted, blindly, to do it differently this time…or maybe this time. I’ve been blessed to have people in my life who are willing to be honest with me, who sincerely want to see me succeed in life rather than continue to stumble over the same pitfalls again and again. These friends in the trenches have taught me valuable lessons when it comes to really making change in my life and when I put those lessons into practice, they actually work.

One of my go-to, and most futile, coping mechanisms when facing any difficult situation, be it a relationship, a job or even a seemingly insurmountable challenge, is to flee. I run. As fast and as far as I can. Seems logical, right? Remove yourself from the problem and the problem is solved. I thought so, too, until one of my loving but brutally honest friends pointed out that there seemed to be a common denominator in all of my problems. Me. They uttered six simple words that changed my perspective on life forever.

Wherever you go, there you are. I know, it seems ridiculously simple, but it blew my mind. It didn’t matter how far I ran, I would always be there and the problem would inevitably resurface. Sure, it would come in a different form, but it was always the same. At this point, I was terrified of running anywhere that would leave me alone with myself.

When I was able to wrap my meager brain around that one, they made a suggestion.

Put down the magnifying lens and pick up a mirror. My grandmother used to tell me that when I pointed my finger, which she couldn’t stand, I had three more pointing back at me. When I was little, I was like, no duh! I can count! But as I matured, however slightly, I started to understand. My part in all of my troubles is likely three times greater than that of the person I am blaming. We are told to deal with the log in our own eye before pointing out the speck in our fellow’s. Believe me, this one alone will keep me busy…forever.

While looking into that proverbial mirror, which is akin to hearing your own voice on a recording for the first time, they suggested I do something very important, albeit excruciating.

Take an inventory. All successful businesses take stock. They keep what is profitable and they get rid of, without a second thought, what holds the business back. I had plenty of character flaws, warped beliefs, knee-jerk reactions and poor choices to put down in the bad column, but surprisingly enough, the more difficult task was writing down my assets. It was these assets that I was going to need in order to really make a change in my life. I had to keep an eye out for those pesky defects, but with an asset like unrelenting determination on my side I stood a good chance.

The next suggestion seemed unbearable, impossible even. With my list in hand, it was suggested I share everything from that bad column with someone else. You know, the column that contained the most sordid parts of my past? I wasn’t convinced of that one so easily. Not until someone explained.

We are only as sick as our secrets. Part of what held me back from real change, especially in the relationship realm, was the gnawing sense that I wasn’t worth what was on the other side. It was the mother of all lies that tripped me up more than anything. It threatened to keep me trapped in perpetual agony and failure. Fleeing from an abusive marriage right into the next one wasn’t an option I was willing to accept, so, I did it. I shared every dirty detail. Of course, I shared it with someone I trusted, someone I was sure had a list ten times the size of mine.

Some final words of wisdom… not mine, of course. Mine are all borrowed.
Don’t go it alone. We weren’t made to do life alone. There’s a reason solitary confinement is considered severe punishment and limited in duration. Find people who will lovingly hold you accountable. Yes-men are worthless. And if you have faith, lean on it…heavily. It saved my life and gave me the chance at a much better one.

Whether you’ve resolved to quit a nasty habit, or move on from unhealthy relationships, make sure you approach it with all the tools you can muster. And forget about the New Year. Start right now.

Surviving a Single-Parent Christmas

2011-12-08T14:58:00.000-08:00

By Rebecca Fisher

Christmas time is that magical time of the year when everything seems possible, and it’s no different for the twenty-seven percent of America’s children living in single-parent homes. But it is a little less magical for the precarious budgets of those single parents.

Every day I wondered if I would have enough money for gas or groceries. Every month I worried I might not be able to pay the utilities, car payment or the credit card that helped us get by when there just wasn’t enough money to go around. And every year, around the middle of November, the slow churn of anxiety began over the obligatory Christmas gifts. I knew I wouldn’t be able to give my daughter everything she hoped for, which wasn’t much when she was younger, but our holiday culture demands every last penny be spent on gifts, and when our pennies run out, there’s the plastic card that makes it all possible.

Like most parents, I cherished Christmas mornings, when my daughter would spring from her bed, waking me with the sky still dark, and behold the wonder of Santa Claus. I wanted it to be perfect, which seemed impossible on my bare budget.

To combat the anxiety and guilt over the impossible, I focused on what I could control. The following are ideas and suggestions made to me by other single-parents that helped make Christmas our favorite holiday of the year without the anxiety, guilt and insurmountable debt.

1. Keep Christmas. The best antidote to the consumerism Christmas we’re all bombarded with is Christmas itself. Every year my family celebrates the greatest gift of all, Jesus - a gift of selfless sacrifice full of love and hope. We read, sing and watch His story together. The only literal gifts involved come from the magi, who offer all they have in thanksgiving and praise. When filled by that story, an iPod seems pretty petty.

But, alas, we are human, and part of our Christmas culture is the gifts. So unless I was going to cut that out entirely, I had to get creative. And I did, by sharing.

2. Share the list. I am blessed to have a large family and wonderful friends who love my daughter and help me raise her up. They are my village and they often ask what my daughter wants for Christmas. This is when I pull out the list and tell them exactly what she wants. Her grandparents often ask to buy the more expensive items. Of course, I agree. I have no interest in taking all of the credit. Most of it goes to Santa anyway.

3. Communicate with the other parent. While some ex-spouses are still busy trying to throw a wrench into every wheel of your life, some are more cooperative. With the latter, discuss what gifts your child wants, who will buy them and how they will be presented to your child. Why buy two of the same thing? Your child doesn’t need it and no one can really afford it. Work together. It will make for a much merrier Christmas.

4. Be honest. The older my daughter gets the more honest and realistic I can be with her when it comes to money. While we don’t need to burden them with all of our financial woes, it’s important to teach them the limits of money. We came up with a budget and she would prioritize. Did she want one large gift or multiple small ones? She gets to decide what she really, really wants and I get to give it to her, though she still thanks Santa…out loud, sitting right next to me with a big smile.

The older my daughter gets, the more she focuses on giving gifts rather than receiving them. I watch her experience the joy of giving and making someone’s day a little brighter. It’s a beautiful thing. Christmas became an opportunity to show her what’s really important about the day and to focus more on it myself.

Rebecca Fisher graduated with a B.A. in English and an M.S. in Education, and teaches high school English. Her own experiences living in a mortuary in Northern California and raising her daughter on her own serve as the inspiration for the many macabre and eccentric encounters in her novel. She lives in California with her husband and two daughters.
All the Wrong Places is available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble online, and the Rebecca’s website (www.RebeccaFisherBooks.com) in both paperback and e-book format.

Merry Christmas!

2011-12-07T12:42:00.001-08:00

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Keeping Christmas

2011-12-03T09:45:00.000-08:00

By Rebecca Fisher

Full from the evening’s feast - a non-traditional potluck of spaghetti, garlic bread and salad - we gather around and grow quiet as he opens his bible and thumbs carefully through the pages, searching for the passage we hear every Christmas Eve. We fill in every inch of space on the sofa, love seat and wooden chairs carried in from each of our hotel rooms, gathered here from every corner of California.

There are twenty-five of us on average, each one with our eyes now on the patriarch. At ninety-one, his hearing is nearly gone, but his intent and determination unwavering. He reads, voice straining, of the highly favored Mary and obedient Joseph. My heart aches as the story unfolds…no room for our king, born in a stable…come in the most vulnerable of forms and into the humblest of circumstances…sought after by a merciless and cowardly ruler…soon to be mocked, scourged and crucified…sent to save us all by carrying the weight and curse of our sins. Through tears I rejoice with the heavenly host… “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace and good will toward men.” He closes with a word of prayer and a reminder of the love of story-telling handed down to us all by my grandmother, who passed in 1999. He fights back a tear or two, thanking God for His son and our salvation. We wipe the tears from our eyes and prepare for the main event of the evening.

A stage is set, taking up the remaining part of the living room and the very humble kitchen. The scripts are passed to each of us according to our part in the play. It’s A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, adapted into its current form nearly fifty years ago by my grandmother. This play, born in a small California living room to seven children and their parents, is a tradition that has persevered through four generations and many different locales. We each take our role with anticipation and speak the words of Dickens who beautifully emphasizes family, thanksgiving, compassion and charity as the true spirit of Christmas, our true purpose here on Earth. Newcomers, whether new spouses or otherwise, are initiated with the role of the dead body of Ebenezer Scrooge. They resist the idea briefly, but eventually serve out their sentence, mercifully hidden beneath a make-shift shroud. We sing Christmas Carols as the scenes transition and the narrator unfolds the changing heart of Ebenezer…Silent Night, Joy to the World and finally, We Wish You a Merry Christmas with great emphasis on the figgy pudding.

Despite our lack of props, costumes and stage space, the story told year after year brings joy to everyone involved, mostly my grandfather, a retired Naval Captain, who has heard the story countless times, enjoying it no less tonight. He sits back and smiles, likely reminiscing of years gone by, years with his wife and children in that living room many moons ago.

The evening concludes with my grandfather dressed as Santa Claus (never breaking character, I might add), and passing out gifts to the family, helped of course by the youngest in the room who serve as his elves. Gifts range from homemade fudge and cookies to handcrafted book marks, scarves and jewelry. They mean so much more coming from the heart, much like the Magi who offered their praise with all they had. The day is a frenzy of preparation for this evening with food cooking, gift wrapping and multiple trips to the store across the street.

When Christmas morning arrives and after presents are opened and the customary waffles consumed in the third floor hotel room, we pack our bags, load the car and head back home, grateful for family, traditions and the gift of Jesus. Back home, while the world continues to water down the true meaning of Christmas with big red bows and holiday trees, we remember. We remember because every year we gather together and hear the true story of the holy infant and because we count on the promises He brings. And every day following, we count down to the next Christmas Eve celebration and wait with anticipation for our role in the play.

Rebecca Fisher graduated with a B.A. in English and an M.S. in Education, and teaches high school English. Her own experiences living in a mortuary in Northern California and raising her daughter on her own serve as the inspiration for the many macabre and eccentric encounters in her novel. She lives in California with her husband and two daughters.

All the Wrong Places is available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble online, and the Rebecca’s website (www.RebeccaFisherBooks.com) in both paperback and e-book format.

Lessons Learned While Living with the Dead by Rebecca Fisher

2011-09-28T14:12:00.000-07:00

The bodies that lay just beyond my front door were rigid and still, lifeless and festooned for their final farewell. For the most part the mortuary was dead quiet, especially after hours, but every now and then it would teem with inexplicable activity.

I had just put the baby to bed for the night and was indulging in the weekly magazine I saved for that quiet time when everyone had gone home or was out picking up our newest client. Just as I had settled into my corner on the couch, the floorboard outside my door creaked with the heaviness of a footstep. With a suddenly accelerated heart rate, I awaited the next step…but it didn’t come. Either someone was standing just outside my door, or I had imagined it. A loud crashing noise shook me from my frightened anticipation. Someone must have returned and was making a raucous while transferring a new body. I slowly opened the door an inch or two, keeping the chain securely fastened. Nobody was in the hallway. Upon thorough investigation of every room, I found that the mortuary was empty, save me and the baby. Walking quickly, as if followed by death, I made my way back to the apartment, heart racing, hair raised. I watched as an orb of light followed close behind my reflection in the mirror at the end of the hallway. I raced into the apartment, quickly locked the door – chain, deadbolt and knob – and returned to my corner on the couch, knees pulled up. While I rationalized the events, trying to laugh it off, it came again…the creaking floorboard.

The first thing people ask me when they read my book or hear a bit of my unlikely life story is, “You really lived in a mortuary…with dead people?” Yes, I did. And their next question is always the same…“why?”

I was newly married at twenty years old, six months pregnant and without many options for work and a home. This particular mortuary offered both and it was an offer impossible to pass up despite its obvious flaws. Needing a home and a way to provide for my new baby trumped the trepidation I had about whom, exactly, we would be living with.

The only mortuary experience I could remember before moving into that Northern California, family-owned funeral home was the service for my 92-year-old great grandma. I was barely into the double-digits of life and trembling while my grandpa firmly held my hand and walked me to the casket to pay my respects to one of my favorite people. When I got close, I was stunned by the lack of resemblance between the pasty, soulless body in front of me and the grandma who so often leaned over to peek at my cards while smiling as if she had a secret before asking, “Do you have any 4’s?” He made me kiss her cheek and I remember the smell, of what I now know to be formaldehyde, making me sick to my stomach and the cold, stiff feel of her cheek giving me the chills.

With this my only home-of-the-dead experience and the memories still haunting, I was a tad more than terrified to walk through my new front door. But as is the case with much of the unpleasant in life, I adapted. I began venturing out into the red-carpeted hallway, long and narrow, which led into the business office, casket show-room, chapels and, of course, the embalming room.

I helped after hours since I wasn’t technically an employee, only to find that it’s after hours that the place really comes to life. I ran the vacuum over every inch of carpet, at one point hugely pregnant and later with a baby dangling from a papoose slung over my shoulders. I cleaned the bathrooms, replaced the tissue boxes, collected and documented flower cards and gradually worked my way closer and closer to that room. Once inside, I came face to face with the morbid, matter-of-fact realities of death, and eventually, I painted those faces.

The first lesson I learned is one that has helped me through many uncomfortable situations. Human beings are surprisingly superb at adapting to our environments. At first mention, the idea of living with the dead was unfathomable, and I did spend many terrified moments curled up on the couch anticipating the next haunting footstep, shadow or looming light. But with time, I actually found myself unaffected by their presence, applying their make-up with the same matter-of-fact mindset I had while filing paperwork at a law firm months before, only with more cooperative clientele. I found a way to survive circumstances that had once seemed untenable, and I reminded myself of this when later faced with some of my darkest hours. I would repeat over and over the mantra, “no matter what, I’ll survive.” This mindset helped get me through a violent and at times life-threatening marriage, divorce and custody battle. It helped get me through single-motherhood. It still helps me with the uncomfortable uncertainty of life.

Life is fleeting. This is another lesson I learned from my time with death. The ironic contrast between the death that continually passed through the mortuary doors and the new life I held in my arms was unmistakable. It was terrifying, too, as I was quickly made aware that no one is immune to this certainty. Shortly after I brought my beautiful baby home from the hospital, another mother was bringing her still-born baby to our home for a service. With empathetic grief, I clung tightly to the life I would die to protect and grappled with the inevitability we must all face. I saw many ages, races and faces come through those doors. I saw natural causes and violent tragedies. Many who work in the business find themselves so consumed by death they can’t live life. Many turn to drugs and alcohol. I can’t really blame them. If death is the end of the road, life can seem futile and cruel. Luckily, before I was overwhelmed by the unforgiving and unrelenting reality of death, I caught a glimpse of what would become the most valuable lesson of all.

Any of us can play dead. It is, in fact, recommended as a useful tool while being mauled by bears. Hollywood goes to great lengths to recreate its likeness. But, the truth is, we can’t recreate it. It is undeniable that something is missing when you look at and touch a body that once was a living, breathing person. No matter how much make-up, glue or formaldehyde you use, you will often hear the family say that the body before them is not their loved one. They are most certainly gone…but where to? What is missing that made them who they were? These questions were ever present, and as haunting as the whispers in the hallway. It had been a long time since I had considered the Christian faith I was raised with. But the questions were demanding my attention. I began seeking answers and ironically, that place of death would become the beginning of a new faith and as a result, a radically new life.

Despite the many hair-raising events I suffered while living in that mortuary, I gained a lot from my time there. It was life-changing.

So if you are planning on taking up residence in your local funeral home, I have some advice: brace yourself for what might pass you in the hallways. And be respectful of the dead and their loved ones – for it will, most definitely, be you one day.

Stepping Stones and Stumbling Blocks

2011-09-01T16:22:00.000-07:00

"The only difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is in how you use them." Anonymous

The problem with stumbling blocks is how they tend to come out of nowhere. And then, you stumble...unprepared. I wish I could say that I walk through life gracefully. The truth is that I bump into almost everything. I have numerous bruises I can't even account for. If there is a corner, be assured, my thigh/arm/hip/foot will supernaturally find its point. But I'm able to laugh about it later, look at the mass of blue and greenish flesh in amazement, and try to love my clumsy self rather than push it and ask, "Does that hurt?"

So, about turning them into stepping stones. I try to look at each block as an opportunity. If God uses all for the good of those who love Him, and we know He does, then surely He'll use this, right? It works...sometimes...when I can keep that in the forefront of my mind. Other times, I forget, and I trip, landing hard. Sometimes I knowingly stumble, out of habit. I've even stayed on the ground, kicking and screaming, rolling around dramatically in the leaves like Bella. It's not pretty, folks. I have a tendency to take the hard route.

But when He tells me, "Don't be afraid. Take courage. I am here," everything else seems so insignificant. Why stumble when I can step toward something bigger? Tennyson wrote, "...men may rise on stepping stones Of their dead selves to higher things." I have to continually die in order to grow. And I've grown so much. So why, in the dark of the night, does death terrify me...cause me to stumble?

The doctors didn't like what they saw on the x-ray. Based on their level of concern (4 on a 1-5 scale) they'd like to jam a needle into me to find out a little more. Because I can, I opted out of the needle-jabbing and asked for a re-check in four months. "Come back if you start to feel pain," they said. Okay. Sure. I've been trying other things. Supplements, fewer brownies and chocolate croissants, less stress (yeah right), etc. But I started to feel pain...then came the concerned look of my homeopath as she told me that virus and heavy metals are coming up again (markers for cancer). She gave me her juicer. I love her. She said everything I eat is either life or suicide (or something to that effect). Yikes! I went home and stumbled into In-N-Out.

Last night I dreamt that death came for me. We had our windows open because the beautiful breeze promised a lower electric bill. But I saw him outside of my window, and felt him pulling on me. I woke up, terrified. I stumbled, I tripped, I landed hard. I cried out, God, I need you! Please! Where are you?

The truth is, the more I come to know Christ, the more I look forward to going home. I can't wait for His embrace. I think about it often, in fact. But I don't want to go, too. I don't want to miss out on a single moment with my husband, my daughters....my little red snapper and fat cat, my students, my friends, my family, my adorable three-year-old nephew. I suddenly realize how blessed I am. The beautiful contrast of life and death, blessing and suffering, it all becomes clear when the terror of the night has passed. I open His word and He reminds me..."Don't be afraid. Take courage. I am here!" While I'm here - on this broken planet with broken people, with suffering and constant conflict - He has blessed me with so much. He has given me a purpose. He has given me a hope. Why let something like death get in the way? Death has lost its power! Death has lost its sting! Instead, I'll use it to help me get where I want to be...where I need to be. Closer to Him.

So I juiced a carrot and some asparagus. I guess they're really good at combating silly old things like cancer cells. I juiced an apple too and had a spoonful of Nutella. What can I say? I love stumbling over Nutella.

It's Not Me, It's You

2011-08-04T11:37:00.000-07:00

I’ve had my share of abusive relationships to recognize one when I see it. They stem from a dangerously warped sense of self that tells you you’re lucky to be where you are because no one else could possibly want you. So you put up with a lot and make excuses for staying. You settle for less, or nothing at all. You’re afraid of leaving, imagining all sorts of evils, remembering that old saying “better the devil you know”, and it goes on for years, say five. The stronger you grow the more you’re demeaned. Any sign of confidence or esteem is labeled as unworthy arrogance. When you come to your senses and insist you’re worth more, you’re reminded that there are plenty who can take your place. At some point, when the excuses are gone and you see what God sees, you decide to walk away, imagining all sorts of miracles, remembering the old saying “if God is for me, who can stand against me”, and you step out blindly in faith, declaring your value as a daughter of the King. Sure, there are plenty who can take your place. Pray hard for them, for you know well the road they will tread.

The Single-Mom Survival Guide: 5 Ways to Make Motherhood Manageable and Meaningful

2011-07-27T11:08:00.000-07:00

The Single-Mom Survival Guide: 5 Ways to Make Motherhood Manageable and Meaningful

By Rebecca Fisher

I remember driving in circles at 2 am one hellish night many years ago after a long night of inconsolable tears and on and off fevers. I was beyond exhausted, having just worked an eight hour day beginning at 6 a.m., taken my daughter to preschool, somehow made it to work on time…only to have to leave early to pick up a suddenly sick child, sit in a pediatrician’s waiting room with other germ-carrying children and diseased toys, pick up the prescribed medications and recommended foods and finally, play nurse all night long.

So there I was at 2 a.m., knowing that the madness would begin again in four short hours, dreading the thought of having to call in sick again as preschools don’t like feverish toddlers as much as bosses don’t like single-mothers…well, at least not when their children are sick. I had no one to nudge in bed next to me and say, “hey, it’s your turn” - no backup plan for day care, as everyone else I knew had a job or zero interest in babysitting a sick child. Somewhere in the middle of my one hundredth circle around the block, I broke, crying aloud “I can’t do this!” between deep, sleep-deprived sobs.

You can imagine the scene. Between paying the bills and making a home; nurturing like a good mommy and disciplining like a good daddy, juggling the ever-changing schedules, recitals, swim-lessons and play-dates and bobbing and weaving around every other obstacle life throws at you without mercy, there comes a moment for all of us single-moms when we realize, this is impossible!

On paper, the demands of single-motherhood are impossible, and yet somehow many of us have found a way to make it work and raise amazing (and surprisingly functional) children. To be more specific, 11.5 million single-mothers in the U.S. have found a way to survive.

What made the impossible possible, sometimes even enjoyable for me? I’ll tell you. I found these five tips, given me by those blessed matriarchs of single-motherhood who had gone before me, the answer to my desperate plea that night.

1. Build a village. The African proverb, “it takes a village to raise a child” is wisdom that is lost on our society, carrying a 50% divorce rate average and the tolerated epidemic of absent-dad syndrome. Millions of mothers are left to fend for themselves with inadequate-to-no support from society, let alone the father of their children. The best thing I ever did was reach out to the community and find people who had experience, strength and hope to offer me. As much as I loved my young friends, they couldn’t relate to me and couldn’t support me. They were always calling to go out drinking and dancing. Partying was their priority. It was understandable. We were only twenty-one. But I needed the support of people who had lived in my shoes and done it successfully. Since my story also involved abuse and alcoholism, I reached out to a program where support for that was offered, and in that group I found many women who had lived through an abusive marriage, the tornadoes of alcoholism and had somehow come out happy, joyous and free; I wanted what they had, and was willing to do whatever they suggested. “Build a village”, they said. Find three good babysitters, always have a plan B, join a mommy and me group, exchange babysitting with other single-mothers, and learn to lean on other people. When a miserable 2 a.m. would roll around again, I had people to lean on, people who would remind me that I just have to survive one day at a time and it would be okay. It was miraculous what those words did for me. Hope got me through those nights. I had dependable babysitters or other moms who could help in emergencies. I had other young moms who could share and laugh about the everyday joys and war-stories that come with motherhood. I learned that we cannot do this alone. We were not meant to do this alone. Do you have a village?

2. Ask for help. Reaching out to that group was difficult, but well worth the humbling walk. There I was, surrounded by support. But here’s the problem: I, like many women, have a difficult time asking for help. Every cell in me fights against it. I feel like society expects me to handle my stuff. My family certainly expected it. The fact that I accepted government health care was frowned upon. I wouldn’t dare take food stamps! Even though I had built a village, I still hesitated to reach out to them. Sometimes that phone felt like it weighed two hundred pounds. Today, I still sometimes trip over my ego and struggle when it comes to asking for what I need, but I also have thousands of examples to remind me of the peace and freedom that follows. Do you ask for help?

3. Cut the fat. I had a therapist ask me once to write down EVERYTHING I did in a given week. When I handed him the list, he looked at me and said something I think all therapists take an oath never to say…out loud, anyway. “This is insane! You are insane!”, he balked at me, and I think somewhere deep inside I agreed. I’m an overachiever and I have a hard time saying no. I got really good at reaching out and getting involved, but that list had grown exponentially. I was juggling not just one full plate, but at least three. I was sternly given the task of cutting out EVERYTHING that wasn’t essential. The thought was terrifying to me, but life as a single-mother is unmanageable all by itself without the added stress of being the brownie troop leader, the secretary of the youth group at church, the treasurer of the Friday night group, and so on. How important is it? I learned to ask myself that question every time some new opportunity or request came my way. Is it worth my sanity? Simplicity became my goal. As much as my nature fights it, simplicity makes motherhood manageable. What can you cut?

4. Me time. As mothers, we find our worlds revolving around our children and can easily find ourselves lost in the mix. Someone asked me once what I did as a hobby, and I think I laughed out loud. But she was dead serious. This was one of those warrior moms who had been in the trenches and survived to tell the tale. She looked at me, brows furrowed, and said, “get a hobby!” She was porcupine bristly, but I knew she cared about me and, more so, about my daughter. When I don’t get enough me time I get cranky and I start to feel resentful. I snap at my daughter for the smallest of things. I had to learn how to have fun. I was far too serious. I can’t count how many times people told me to “lighten up!” or “relax!” So I started taking classes, which led to a degree, which led to a career that I love today. I remember walking around my college campus, so excited to go to my music class. I loved that class. I love music. I stood there in the middle of the grassy quad area and I cried. I was so grateful for that time just for me. And having the courage to take that time for me led to miraculous things. I took a writing class that led to a short story, which has turned into my first novel, All the Wrong Places. Do you have a hobby?

5. The man rule. This one is hard to write about. I cringe when I think about it. But it is so important. My daughter is one of the greatest blessings God has given me. I would protect her with my life. There isn’t a thing I wouldn’t do for her. But there were mistakes I made that left her very vulnerable. Being a single-mom can be lonely. I wanted love again. I wanted a father for my daughter. I made the mistake of bringing that need into our home. I introduced my daughter to men who, at the time, I thought were “the one”. But they weren’t, and time and again I exposed her to that loss of a male figure suddenly disappearing from our lives. Luckily, she wasn’t very old before I learned my lesson. Once again, one of those ladies, those angel mamas looking out for me, suggested I keep men out of our home, at least until I had a ring on my finger and a wedding date set. Our babies depend on us to give them security, to make everything okay. We owe it to them to keep their home secure and consistent. I had to learn to keep my dating life separate from my family life. Our kids deserve that. What’s your man rule?

We all need a little grace. We’re all figuring this out as we go along. Mistakes will be made, and lessons are to be learned. But the biggest mistake is going it alone. It wasn’t meant to be that way - there’s a proverb about it, for goodness’ sake! May we all find our village, humility and serenity on this journey of single-motherhood!

Rebecca Fisher graduated with a B.A. in English and an M.S. in Education, and teaches high school English. Her own experiences living in a mortuary in Northern California and raising her daughter on her own serve as the inspiration for the many macabre and eccentric encounters in her novel. She lives in California with her husband and two daughters.

All the Wrong Places is available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble online, and the Rebecca’s website (www.RebeccaFisherBooks.com) in both paperback and e-book format.

Review of All the Wrong Places by Sandra Sanchez

2011-06-20T16:05:00.001-07:00

http://pagereadersbtr.blogspot.com/2011/06/all-wrong-places-review-by-sandra.html

The "D" Word: Reading Recommendations

2011-02-09T13:50:00.000-08:00

Here are a couple of books I've read on the topic of Divorce and The Step-Family. They've helped me immensely, though I'm a huge advocate of taking what you like and leaving the rest. I don't necessarily agree with all of it, but all of it helped change my perspective on many things. I will add links to Amazon so that you can read a bit of each with more thorough descriptions and reviews.

The first is titled The Smart Step-Family, by Ron L. Deal.

Deal, a family life minister and licensed MFT, looks at every aspect of step-families in the context of a relationship with a forgiving God. It's practical in that he covers many issues faced by step-families everywhere, including the "sea of opposition" facing them, roles in the family, ex-spouses, co-parenting and letters from step-families who "are making it". It was encouraging and convicting.

The other book, Divorce Poison, by Dr. Richard A. Warshak, gives advice on how to recognize and respond to alienation in its many forms, from bad-mouthing to brain-washing, in order to salvage the parent-child relationship. This book offers tools on how to stop reacting and start making a positive change in the relentless cycle of poisoning. Again, this book was very encouraging as well as convicting.

The "D" word...

2011-02-07T18:42:00.000-08:00

Divorce
I know why God hates it.

It hurts just to write it.

It's so much more than custody and property and minor's counsel. Though I have to admit, it was quite cathartic to write those courtroom scenes and that miniature minor's counsel into my novel, All the Wrong Places. The truth is that at the end of the day, none of it matters. The war wages on no matter who is made to pay attorney's fees, no matter who gets the better schedule, because horribly torn and broken people are grasping at anything that might promise an ease to the pain. Children are used as leverage, reality becomes relative and insanity ensues. Casey is fleeing from her dark and destructive marriage, but she can't escape it entirely. I know too well. Sin has its price.

Have you ever seen that paper and glue demonstration? You glue two pieces of paper together and give them an hour or so to set. Did you cringe when they were pulled apart, piece by piece, never to be whole or recognizable again? I did. But I had already been torn to pieces by divorce by the time I saw that demonstration in a marriage conference. Yes, a marriage conference. I had already taken a vow once before, repeating blah, blah, blah, blah, you may now kiss the...figuring I'd give it a go. I mean, it seemed like the logical choice. I must have blacked out during every mention of God or worse or poorer or sickness, and definitely the "till death do us" part. I had bigger worries on my mind. Like the baby I would be bringing into the world in short order and the life I might assemble in desperation to offer it. It seemed like the right thing to do. "And the two will become one..."

For a while anyway. Two years tops. That life I had assembled was falling apart. The lies I had glued it together with were too glaring to ignore anymore. Things got lonely, ugly, scary...things got downright life-threatening. The foundation of sand upon which I had built that marriage was sinking. Lies, infidelity, drugs, alcohol, violence. It seemed every evil found its way into the cracks of the empty promises I had made that day at the altar. It was over before it began. Doomed. My paper was torn into shreds. That baby would be torn too, again and again.

There I sat, years later, in a marriage conference, engaged to the most amazing man I know, feeling like the biggest liar and the biggest failure. When they said God hates divorce, I heard, God hates you.
But I told that lie to shut up, yes out loud, because I knew from experience that wasn't true. When I had finally handed that failed marriage over to God, desperate and dying, He had taken my pieces and had begun putting me together again. As I grew more comfortable on my knees and began giving him more and more of my devastated life, He would fill void after void with peace and love. Sounds happy, happy, joy, joyish doesn't it? Well, that process took years and it wasn't a pleasant thing to behold. I grieved over every sinful and selfish choice I had made. I grieved over the carelessness with which I had approached marriage. I grieved over the damage it continued to wreak on my daughter. I would have to make amends for that damage with patience and love even when I wanted to point the finger and attack with wild rage. In time, a long time, I began to feel His healing, and to my amazement He blessed me with another chance.

I was terrified.

With patience and skill you can glue together those pieces of shredded paper. It's exhausting. But if you hold that reassembled paper up to the light you can still see its scars. The light shines through because in the places it was torn, the paper is thin and weak. Those scars still glow and ache today. The fear of failure throbs when life happens and I lose my faith.

God gave me another chance and quite a challenge. But he gave me a partner who knows my pain, who shows compassion and picks me up every time I stumble. We have what is called a "blended family". Sounds p.c. doesn't it? Pretty Cool? Well imagine a bunch of scared and broken people having to trust each other after the hell they've lived through, blaming each other for the life they can't have anymore and the life they do. Imagine all of the years of hard work they put into building that trust with a solid foundation of God, walls of tolerance and love, a roof of reliability and security. It's fragile. Now imagine all of that being undermined by people who don't want it to stand. People whose wounds are torn open again and again every time they see it grow stronger. People who don't know any better than to start fires and throw bombs. People who don't know God. That's the reality of many blended families. That's the reality of ours.

It sucks! Sometimes.

But I remember the rock on which I stand and it helps me to hold on tighter instead of letting go and running as far away as possible.

I didn't give God a chance to heal my first marriage, but He's promised to bless this one because I've given it to Him. Give Him yours.

God hates divorce, not the divorced.

I've missed you...

2011-01-20T18:24:00.001-08:00

It's been a while. And by a while I mean five months. Literally, my blog tells me that my last post was in August. But much has happened since we last spoke.

If you haven't heard lately, I wrote a book. And if you haven't heard lately, then you don't log on to Facebook much or you nixed me as a friend because I've been haunting you all with announcements of its debut on Amazon, Barnes and Noble and Google Books. Don't worry, I'll send more :)

It all started about six years ago in an English class at CSUN. Oh the days of English class...in an actual classroom. These days I'm relegated to the online "classroom" where you miss out on all of the face to face debate and pounding of chests, oh and the nodding off of your classmates. I just loved watching others struggle to stay awake, head dropping an inch or two before they awakened quite startled, looked around and slowly but surely closed their eyes again. But don't feel too badly for me. One of my students was actually snoring in class this morning. But I digress...

So the assignment was to write a short story in which you develop a character and some other fancy and insightful direction, but I don't remember the rest of the details. I just know that a scene had been replaying again and again in my mind. A woman is driving in the night and it's raining, the kind of rain you only experience outside of L.A. She has a young daughter of course, but her daughter is asleep in the backseat. This woman is crying because her marriage is over. She's crying because she has nowhere to go. Crying because she doesn't know who she is anymore. She's reached that moment of crisis when you realize just how small and powerless you really are. I wasn't sure how her story would unfold, but I knew one thing. I knew where it would begin. I too had met with that moment of crisis. I too was once lost. I too had felt the significance of my insignificance. I knew that my character would have to fall to her knees and look in the only direction we can in that moment. She would experience the freedom of powerlessness, the unfathomable peace of spiritual awakening, the fulfillment of agape and the hope of new life. She would trudge that promising road, filled with fear and uncertainty, but I would give her what I was given, a new kind of family to carry me through it all.

It's still fun to watch the reaction of people when they come to terms with the fact that really, I'm not kidding, yes, I really did live in a mortuary. And if you know me at all, you know that I love irony. I speak its language. I tease that it's God's way of reminding me I'm not in control. So to have my character find new life while surrounded by death just seemed natural. And I get to share a few of the fascinating and gruesome details of my experiences along the way.

Visit my website for a peek at the first chapter. rebeccafisherbooks.com

Do I Look Like My Dog?

2010-08-12T13:55:00.000-07:00

Research by UCSD suggests that I do. Resemblance appears to be greatest between owners and purebred dogs. Maybe if I was squinting...or 1/4 my size or...

http://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/article/6241

Below is a link to some pretty funny pet/owner look-alikeness.

Please share your pictures!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642qxehEcGg

Self-Circumcision

2010-08-11T14:38:00.000-07:00

Is not the topic of this, my latest blog. I simply wanted to see how many men I could get to my blog using this word. Why do men grab themselves and cross their legs trembling in fear when they hear this word? Maybe they’ve heard the story of Abraham, who was commanded by God, at the age of 99, to circumcise himself…in public. He did try to negotiate his way out of this one by the way, unsuccessfully. Who could blame him for trying?

But again, this is not the topic of this blog. Stick around fellas. There’s an article I’d like you to read before you continue.

http://twilightsingapore.com/2010/07/10/twilight-news-real-estate-tycoon-tom-barrack-colony-capital-llc-deconstructs-twilight/

So we woke up around 7am, an unspeakable hour when on vacation; ate the egg whites, sourdough toast, bacon and o.j. provided by room service and headed over to Budget rent-a-car (I don’t know if this is their official name). We got quite a deal through our concierge and after a few calls to Amex and Travelers confirming insurance coverage, we were ready to cruise…in the PT Cruiser.

We had all the maps we needed to get halfway around Washington state and a date with a Ferry in an hour. I’ve never before driven a car onto a boat, but let me just say, it was rad (as my generation would say) or stupid (as I’ve heard this generation say). Either way, it was friggin cool. I felt like singing “A Whole New World” from Aladin as I looked out into the Puget Sound, but figured I’d save that for the Olympic National Park…or Forks. The Ferry food, again, not to be confused with Fairy food (which is briefly described in Fool Moon by Jim Butcher) was surprisingly palatable. If you’ve read my previous blog about our Ferry to Victoria, you remember that I assumed all Ferry food to be created equal, and I was very, very sadly mistaken.

We drove off of the Ferry in Bainbridge Island and began our two hour drive to Port Angeles. It took this long because in that there neck of the woods, the highway lines are maintained. And boy were they maintained. We waited with everyone else for that line to be re-painted.

Why were we driving to Port Angeles, a small and less-than-impressive port town? Well, because Bella bought a book, was harassed by drunk, crazy men and saved by a stunning, young vampire there, that’s why! And boy does Port Angeles do all they can to profit from their debut in Twilight. If you've done any research on the topic, you know that NONE of the movies were filmed in the real Port Angeles, nor was any of it filmed in the real Forks. Various locations in Oregon and Vancouver served as replicas of these towns.

As you walk the handful of streets in Port Angeles, you follow a map, provided by the town, to all the different locations Bella stumbled upon. There’s actually a store (Dazzled by Twilight) dedicated to the book, selling everything you could possibly put Edward and Jacob’s face on. Don't leave your children unattended.

I ran into Carlisle and Jacob there and the rest just stood in the windows looking pale and concerned. The department store where the girls went for dresses, actually went out of business before the book could save them. There were some really creepy alleyways and a couple of bookstores, but more importantly, there was the Italian restaurant (Bella Italia) where Bella and Edward had their first date. Also, just down the road is the movie theater frequented by the teens of Forks. We had a seriously delicious mocha from The Veela Café, unfortunately not mentioned in any of the Twilight series. Well, after taking a handful of photos and feeling a little disappointed by the blahness of the town, we got back in the cruiser and started on our way to Forks.

Having made the drive from Port Angeles to Forks, I couldn’t imagine wanting to see a movie badly enough, or needing a dress I couldn’t knit myself or craving Italian food desperately enough to make that kind of a drive more than once. But then…we drove into Forks. There is really nothing there. I used to think Bella’s mom was a real piece of work, leaving Charlie and all, and then I walked around that town for an hour and thought, I feel ya, sister! Sorry Charlie. I’m outta here! The people and businesses of Forks have undoubtedly benefitted from the whirlwind of traffic created by the books, but I have to say, the people living and working there seem a bit indignant about the presence of Twi-Hards (or as my neighbor calls us, Twi-Tards). Sure they make $40 a head on disappointing tours (which we opted NOT to do) and sell who knows how many burgers a day at Sully’s drive-in, but really, they seem somewhat insulted. And to be honest, it is quite a disappointing little town. Good thing vampires and shape-shifters are around to spice things up. Oh wait, that’s not real. Well, they always have Port Angeles. The good news is, the profit brought in by us loony outsiders has allowed for the remodeling of the school!

On our way home, we stopped in Sequim, a sweet, small town between Port Angeles and Bainbridge Island. They have lavender farms all over. I wanted to run through them with my arms stretched out like Julie Andrews. I settled for some pictures. We also drove up to Port Townsend to stroll around. I would highly recommend this port town over Port Angeles. It reminds me of Carmel with it’s quaint little shops and the sounds of cranky seagulls overhead.

I must say that the best part of that day trip were the views of the Olympic mountains and the unbelievably blue waters at their base. I could drive for days with those views outside of my windows.

For the fellas, I hope you enjoyed the article provided earlier. I know some of you have secretly enjoyed the Twilight Saga. For the rest of you more-than-macho men, though you might imagine it to be, I doubt it’s worse than self-circumcision. Give it a try…the books I mean.

Utter Contentment

2010-08-10T16:29:00.000-07:00

Kitty Meow Bartholomew Fisher saves his hunt and catch craft for the wee hours, saving his days for sun-bathing on every available surface. I love this cat.

13

2010-08-09T10:14:00.000-07:00

I don't know how it happened, thirteen years passing by. One night, thirteen years ago, at 11:47 pm, I held her for the first time. Now she slips through my fingers, finding her own way. She's pretty amazing.

This was taken at 11:47 pm on August 7th...13 years to the day. I fell asleep five minutes later :)

Food

2010-08-06T11:07:00.000-07:00

So it would seem that a good portion of my life these days revolves around the pursuit of good food. Funny considering the overabundance of issues I've had with food in the past. I remember one terrible time in history when I made sure my diet didn't exceed 500 calories. Ridiculous. These days, my palate has been spoiled. I don’t count calories, just taste, and not any old filet mignon will do. It had better melt in my mouth and be adorned with some decadent gorgonzola crust. Not to say that a warm Cinnabon won’t do the trick. I have dreams about Cinnabon.

I didn’t realize how food-centered our lives were until we took on the challenge of a 21 day cleanse, for the sole purpose of feeling better. Believe me, there would be no other reason to eat only fruits and vegetables, a protein shake and 95 supplements a day. I was diagnosed with lupus, in tremendous pain and desperate. It was a start. But I digress. There we were, looking at a bowl of steamed veggies and I snapped. I was enraged and on the verge of tears…utterly depressed. It seemed absurd to have such emotions over food, but for the last five years, in a daze of romantic ecstasy, we’ve indulged in every possible bite of heaven encountered (Cinnabon not excluded). Mind you, we share everything…portion control. Believe me, most portions these days are more than enough for two. Jeff protested at first, but both of our waistlines have thanked me since. Back to the picture. Having partaken of the likes of butternut squash ravioli, soaked with butter, sweet in the middle; chocolate bread pudding, soft and rich and partnered with French press decaf; medium-rare, buttery filet mignon topped with the aforementioned gorgonzola crust; and fresh tuna carpaccio, drizzled with innumerable flavor-infused sauces and spread out around a stack of crab meat…that pathetic bowl of vegetables threatened to destroy me. And as delicious as food has been, it wasn’t the taste alone I’d grown accustomed to, but the experience, the excitement, the pleasure. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, there is nothing exciting or pleasurable about a bowl of steamed vegetables, I don’t care what concoction you drizzle over them.

So we survived nearly 21 days, cheating only with hummus. When I told a friend I had cheated she thought cheeseburger, steak, milk shake. No, hummus. I was in a lot of pain and wanted to do this right. On day 18 we were sitting at Club 33 in Disneyland and there was no way on God’s green earth that we were ordering vegetables. And so, we were back. And it was delicious!

By the way, so that you don’t salivate in vain, I will list the restaurants that house the beautiful creations mentioned above. The butternut squash ravioli is from Sisley Italian Kitchen, the chocolate bread pudding is served at Maru Sushi and one of the best steaks I’ve had is found at Salt Creek, all three located in Valencia.

Needless to say, our Seattle itinerary heavily included finding the best food the city has to offer. We asked around, we read reviews, we sat on the hotel bed for a while trying to decide where to go. When we landed I was starving, like I’m going to hurt someone if food isn’t in my mouth in the next 10 minutes starving, and the closest place to us was The Cheesecake Factory. You don’t fly to Seattle to eat at The Cheesecake Factory, but there we were, and ashamed for wasting a meal on what another Seattle chef later promised us was more than likely frozen salmon. Oh well, the frozen salmon did the job and didn’t taste half bad either. We later ate at a place called Tilikum Place Café, a small café rated in Seattle’s top 10. The most enjoyable part of that experience was the squash blossoms stuffed with some ridiculously tasty cheese. The rest was, eh, okay. The view was oddly charming and made me feel unbelievably happy. Though I had the epiphany, once more, that wherever I go, there I am, and daily life in Seattle would eventually have me traveling elsewhere for a vacation from reality.

We had a surprisingly satisfying mocha in Port Angeles (more on this trip later), but the food in Forks, well, never mind. But the almond butter, Nuttela crepe in Port Townsend, now that was unnecessary. The almond butter I mean…and maybe even the crepe. I could be content with life holding a large spoon of Nuttela everywhere I go.

We were starving aboard the ferry to Victoria, BC and ventured ordering one of their “meals”. I ate the packaged saltines, that’s it, the rest was inedible, insulting, prison food, cafeteria food, no, much worse. Want coffee? Don’t do it! And their public pitcher of water was ominous as it’s fill line swayed with the rocking Puget Sound. When we docked, we were on the hunt for something amazing. The Empress offered $55 tea, uh, no thanks (I considered it, to be honest). So we walked, and walked, and walked. We saw a beautiful cathedral and their funny walk signs and found a little French Bistro called Bon Rouge Lounge. Okay, so maybe it was the Dramamine. It brought on familiar feelings of starvation and the desperate need for a nap. Anyway, hands down, the most delicious food of the trip thus far. I ate all of the bread they put in that little basket and drank at least five cups of black tea with cream and honey. Our lunch was some kind of crazy ham sandwich on their house bread, smothered in some ridiculous cream sauce with a bowl of French onion soup on the side. Oh my goodness. We wanted to kick our feet up right there and snooze to the Frank Sinatra classics playing in the background. But we only had five hours to see EVERYTHING, so we dragged our bodies back outside. An hour later, another note-worthy mocha at a little place run by college students, who spent most of their life bantering at one of the tables, interrupted on occasion only by tourists like us. Jealous.

When we docked back in America, we headed to the renowned Metropolitan Grill. I was expecting to be blown away given the prices on the menu and the demeanor of our waiter. I was beginning to feel like a popper when he began telling us, ostentatiously, about our “fresh young asparagus” as he served them. Um, ok. So, maybe I’ve had too much steak in my life, but having finished our paycheck-priced meal, I felt myself longing for Salt Creek and their mouth-watering food at a reasonable price. I don’t even think they have fresh young asparagus, per se.

The Steelhead Diner in Pike Place Market was one of my favorite moments of Seattle life. I remember the company more than the food, but the crab cakes were amazing! The poutine (fries with gravy and cheese) everyone raves about was, um, bland. But the atmosphere was awesome. Where else do you get to eat while a man a floor below plays a saw? I’ve neglected to mention the breakfast in bed we had everyday. It wasn’t spectacular food, but hello? It’s breakfast in bed!

On our last day, just hours before our plane would take off, we stumbled into Ruth’s Chris for a farewell lunch. HOLY MOLY (I’m trying to avoid expletives). We ordered their hamburger and all I could say to the waiter when he asked was “this was ridiculously delicious”. What an awesome way to finish. The sad news is I couldn’t finish my half of the burger. Don’t fret, Jeff took care it.

Poetry Corner

2010-08-05T17:31:00.000-07:00

Those Blue Pants

By: Rebecca Fisher

2002

He wears blue pants.

He wears them all of the time.

The same blue pants all of the time.

They are not the same blue as when he first bought them, as he has worn them so much.

Worn more than washed.

I can see where he keeps his few belongings in the back.

There is a line, worn and white around the edge.

The hems are worn too, frayed along the edge,

Lightly scraping the ground with each step.

At least two years old.

Is it more than just the pants?

He’s the same every day.

Washed more than I wear him,

A faded but similar color as when I found him.

A bit worn on some days.

Lightly dragging his feet with each step.

I think I’d be fine if he would just buy a new pair of pants.

Grey or black would be good.

Then he could change on the third day of each week and wash on the sixth.

That might help.

Use less soap and hang dry, I say.

Let’s go shop, I say.

Please, I say.

I’ll buy, I say.

I think I say too much.

I think he has a plan for the pants.

I think he does not want me to know the plan.

He likes that I don’t know the plan.

He won’t hear me nag or rag on his pants.

He likes them.

He says they fit well and make him calm.

I think of the pants on fire.

I think of them lost for good.

I think of him without those pants.

Fine, I say.

Keep the damn things, I say.

Wear them all you want, I say.

I won’t rag or nag.

But I will buy new pants,

And make you feel bad when you don’t wear them.

2010-08-04T12:09:00.000-07:00

I hate being "that person", but what do you do when you're in an uncharted city? You become a tourist and go and see all of the things you "just have to see" when you're there. You quickly find that you could have done without them, but how could you have known? The concierge said so. Your friends’ friends said so. The city guide said so. SO you walk around with a camera secured around your neck, ready to snap at any given moment, knowing full well that you look just like “that person”. A little embarrassed, but certain you’ll never see these people again anyway. You take pictures of absurd things that looking back seem to merely waste good digital space. You pay a shocking $18 for an elevator ride, though the views are spectacular. You spend more time up there than you might have because, well, you paid $18 and, of course, the sun is setting. Prime time for trying out your new Canon T21. You bob and weave your way around the other cattle and slide your lens between the metal wires that prevent some radical from throwing themselves from the top of the Space Needle to prove a point. And you take pictures. Lots of them, because everywhere you look is unfamiliar beautiful landscape. Even tall buildings (similar to those you drive past in a daze every morning) symmetrically placed and beautifully lit in the setting sun, are an artwork worth documenting. You quickly learn to use autofocus because your eyes no longer autofocus and some stranger is now the main focus of your photo and your husband is blurred in the front. You walk around the ledge, again and again, trying to take it all in before you go back down that elevator, surely never to return. Was it worth $18. I think so.

Walking through the Music Project left me feeling…like a slacker. Playing the guitar in one of their soundproof (thank goodness) studios for a whopping 10 minutes while Jeff hammered away at the drums, is the first time I’ve played in months. We rocked though, completely out of sync. We even harmonized awfully in the vocals section and I tried my rusty hand at the keyboard. I know like three chords. But anything sounds good on a steel drum! Their collection of vintage guitars was beautiful. I want them…all. But I settled for a picture of this guitar-tornado. I left feeling more touristy than ever and wanting to write a hit single.

We then took the lonely tram from Seattle City Center home to the Hyatt. We closed the place down. Seriously. It was kind of eerie how quiet the streets of Seattle were at 10pm.

And at the end of a long day of traveling, touring and taking 120 pictures; after five years and three days of the most blessed and adventurous marriage, we're more in love than ever. Someone asked if we were on our honeymoon. I didn't know we still looked as newlywed, sap-happy on the outside as we are on the inside. I laughed and said, "five years baby!"

LAX

2010-08-04T09:50:00.000-07:00

I've traveled a fair amount and have found the getting to quite tiresome. Buying tickets is no trouble at all as everyone is happy to take your money, which buys you approximately 20x16 inches of space for two solid hours. But how will you get to LAX? Will you park at and take the FlyAway, putting your life into the hands of the poor soul who drives this route countless times a day through the cutthroat lanes of the 405, having no qualms about "getting over" anytime necessary to make the schedule? Or will you bum a ride off a family member and offer to buy them a Starbucks’ upside down, skinny, half-caf, caramel macchiato and a pastry? Oh, and don’t forget the “thank you sooooo much!” You can also call for a shuttle. $85 each way. Need I say more? Another option, the option we chose, is to park at one of the myriad parking lots within a mile or two of LAX. The Marriot was the best I could find. $8 a day. Mind you, there were cheaper lots, but their business names alone had my car stripped and dumped in a ditch before we boarded. So the Marriot it is.

This is where my typical getting to experience was turned upside down. We left the house around 8:40 am, giving us an hour and twenty minutes to make it from Valencia to LAX. Oh, and it was a Monday morning. Jeff thought we needed to leave by 8, but always the optimist, I thought 8:30 would be perfect. And so we got on the road at 8:40. Would you believe me if I told you there was no traffic…no traffic on the 405 at 9 on a Monday morning? I couldn’t. We got there in about 45 minutes. This alone had me thinking that something was terribly, terribly wrong. We pulled up at the Marriot hotel and I kid you not, were on a shuttle to LAX in under 10 minutes. We dropped our car in valet, checked in, even used the restroom and the shuttle was just sitting there waiting for us. No hassle, no there’s been a misunderstanding about the ridiculous parking rate, no line. Nothing. Again, something seemed eerily out of whack. Our terminal was the first stop, getting us there two hours and twenty minutes before our plane took off. Thank goodness, I thought. That’ll give us plenty of time to get through that crazy security line. There were two people ahead of us and we were on our way to the gate before we knew it. You can imagine the scenarios going through my head at this point. I thought, If God has chosen this day to take us home, he’s at least made it hassle free. To take my mind off of my mind, I read. I had plenty of time. I just cozied up in the neck pillow I bought at the “we have everything” shop at LAX, sipped on my tea and read Storm Front by Jim Butcher.

All of my family has read this series and I felt obligated. It had its moments. I read while Jeff paced around (I think he was a little freaked out by the smooth sailing too) and played with our new Canon EOS T2i Rebel. I’ll need to take a photography class before I can properly use that thing and all of its workings. Jeff made a friend on board who had the same camera in his lap. I read about wizards while he learned about settings. A green tea, Eboost and tolerable bbq popper chips later, and we’re in Seattle…alive and well.

Tech Savvy

2010-08-02T18:44:00.000-07:00

I am not. But I get it done.