Cheryl's whorehole.org

Cheryl Sings: Countin’ Skin Tags on my LYUPS

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 03:15:42 +0000

LENGTH: 2:36

SYNOPSIS

The first post in almost 4 YURS is a wonderful song for all my listenturds! This is my version of the Statler Brothers “Flowers On The Wall”. Lyrics and album ark by the amazing LIN FERNO. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included in the mp3 FOILE!*

Music Video & Song: Walls Fall Out

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 01:40:25 +0000

The original amazing vid (aidsbove) was REMOVED from youtube!!! Good thing I also had a krispy version on Vimeo:

The AMAZING Gladys Freak wrote, directed, and PROLEduced this lapse INDUCING song and even more amazing MUSIC VIDEO! Learn about Cheryl’isms, walls falling outk, and so much more. Music video featuring cameos by Beach Rylch, a variety of LIL RYLCHes, Tan MOM®© and tan daughtee®© Rylch, my sister SYLVIA, ROSA DUCK®©, Madge Weinstein, and so much more. Plus you get a chance to see my ‘lapse. Who could AXE for ennything moar? #NYEA. Want to download a high quality mp3 version of the song? WELL CHERYL HAS YOU COVEE-d.

Walls Fall Out mp3

Want More Rylch? Many of you new fans have been writing in demanding “MORE CHERYL!” In addition to the AMAZING CONTENT at WHOREHOLE.ORG, theres weeks and months worth of Rylch audio recordings for you to listen to at YeastRadio.com . I have been doing a live podcast with my gal Madge Weinstein for years and they are all there for your enjoyment. We make lots of rude phone calls to pro-life abortion hot lines, have story time about poopin’ panties, and much moar!

Enjoyed the music video and song? Show some appreciation by sending MAIDS an amazon dot COM gift cerk to cheryl atk WHOREHOLE d0t OOURRRGG. WEWEUWE

UPDATEk: My SISTEE®© Sylvia Browne died 11/20/13 as PSYCHICALLY predickturd by Gladys Freak at the end of this video! o WUEWEUWEU very upsetting. Sing Along With RYLCH: LYRICS

honey I say naids or naideen which ever one I use the same thing bus I say BPH the black person holder that transportates doctor I say doctee or docturd whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word abortion I say borty boty a fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty lips I say lyups or chlyups the flesh trapdoors in between my hips trapdoors what’s that doorway for something special let me tell you more ===CHORUS lips pout the walls fall out red rose grows as the walls unfold my lapse prolapse jizz trap spreads my gap red meat flaps as the walls unwrap my lapse prolapse === fish I say feesh feesh a yeasty dish that’s so delish chicken I say cheeukun nigga but too much dark meat can ruin your fig-ire black I say blaque blaque aunt teresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back pro-gram I say grim grum when me and Madge Weinstein have some fun panties I say panni panni wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny fanny what’s your fanny for something special let me show you whore

Cheryl Sings: How Deep Is My LAPSE?

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:38:11 +0000

Album Ark by Lin Ferno. Lapse HERE to view the DIRTY DIRTY uncensored version! WEUWE

LENGTH: 4:07

SYNOPSIS

Cheryl sings her version of the BEE GEEz’s How Big Is YER Love. Lyrics and album ark by my grrrl LIN FERNO. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTurdz!*

WH-MiniGRUM: As Seen on TV SkeenTag MESH Lint Vac

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 04:18:48 +0000

LENGTH: 14:29
SYNOPSIS
Anothee minigrum®© featuring a call to AS SEEN ON TEEVEE to axe the HORD questions about produks like SKINTAG REMOVER, MagicMesh,LINT Lizard and the WAXvak!

WH-MiniGRUM Yuma(az)loight

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 04:01:57 +0000

Rylch using the UMAloight. ARK by Lin Ferno

LENGTH: 11:31
SYNOPSIS
NYEA a minigrum®© fer ya featurding a caull to the wonderful YUMAloight to axe them some questions about their PRODUK. WEUWEU

INSPIRATION infomercialmercial:

Looks pretty normal to maids! Anyone want turd make me a rylchy pic with maids wearing the YUMAloight®©? weuwe. Maybe on the bph? WERK IT OUTK!

WH-MiniGRUM Post XMas

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 15:40:31 +0000

LENGTH: 4:09
SYNOPSIS
A post-XMAS minigrum for my GRRLS, including a short story about WALGREEN tunaFEESH seasoning my new CASTIRONpanpan.

Cheryl Sings: Edge of Borty

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 03:56:24 +0000

Amazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers!

LENGTH: 4:23

SYNOPSIS

Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourcedâ„¢Â®Â© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS.

Alternative Album ARK by Justin:

WH-MiniGRUM 4-2-11

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 17:19:50 +0000

Album Ark by James

LENGTH: 28:21
SYNOPSIS
NYEA a random imprompTURD minigrum with intro in bafroom and phone chak with MADGE WEINSTEIN. WEU. eat mai.

LINKS:

Jaimeshade wrote and mixed the amazing BORN THIS WHEY Protein Powdeeâ„¢Â® Commercial

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

VIDEO: Pain A Prolapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:10:38 +0000

LENGTH: 3:07
SYNOPSIS
This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan Fox.

Click here to view on Vimeo

WH94: Catheters 4 Sylvia Epic Grum

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 04:36:47 +0000

Album Ark by James
LENGTH: 1:31:35
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH93: Incinerating Returned Depends & Riding TEH CTAids

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 02:04:56 +0000

Album Ark by James
LENGTH: 54:21
GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?!
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to lodge a complaint. Plus lots of clyups, a song by XDOPE, Bradlaids, & MOAR! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

VIDEO: Sexy Chak LOIN

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 03:28:11 +0000

LENGTH: 2:20
SYNOPSIS
An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.

WH92: Cheryl’s Smoke Assassin is OK OK 4 Blaque History MONF

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:47:11 +0000

Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James
LENGTH: 1:02:30
GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, VM, funny clyups & songs, & MOAR! Call May @ 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Cheryl’s Holiday Classics

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:36:39 +0000

LENGTH: 27:29
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.

Track Listing:

1: Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org

A wonderful seasonal ditty inspired by the classic “Winter Wonderland”

2: WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT

A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees.

3: Boy You Are Fat

Cheryl makes tribute to the classic “Joy to the World” and an obese former listenturd. Featuring the famous “Andy Snap” of Yeast Radio ep 763.

4: I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha

A special version of the holiday classic “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.

5: Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny

Cheryl’s holiday classic, inspired by the song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”.

6: 12 Days of Crimmus

Cheryl brings blaque the Christmas classic “12 Days of Christmas”, du rags and all.

7: WH Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah

Cheryl sings “Hanukkah Whore Hanukkah” [Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah].

8: Prolapse (Kwanzaa)

Cheryl changes the words to a Kwanzaa song to make it more… prole-ific

9: You’re A Mean One Hagatha

A song about a very disgusting whore mess named Hagatha set to the tune of the classic “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch”

10: WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse

Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL Shock-whore-con! CUMOEN! Happy hannu-cunt babies!

11: Hagatha

A spin on the classic Hanukkah song “Hanukkah”

12: Do You Smell What I Smell

Cheryl’s take on the holiday classic “Do You Hear What I Hear”

To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!

Cheryl Sings: Pro Lapse (The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show)

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:09:08 +0000

(Compare to original album ark)

LENGTH: 3:21
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show”. Lyrics by Jamie Shade. *Lyrics in iTurds!

WH: Cheryl Sings- What The World Needs Now (is Lapse)

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:44:11 +0000

(Compare to Burt’s album ark)

LENGTH: 2:28
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)”
and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in iTurds!

WH91: Sleep Numberin’ Bare With Rylch

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:38:35 +0000

LENGTH: 26:41
GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and more. Enjoy! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

KoolAIDS HUUUR vid, & he AINT SIR-US vid.

The first craigslist ad I read (CLAYCO) !

WH: Cheryl Sings- D.I.C.K

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:18:38 +0000

Album Ark By Vince!

LENGTH: 3:49
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud!
*Lyrics in iTurds!

Cheryl Sings: Underneath Your Folds

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:56:11 +0000

LENGTH: 3:37
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!

WH90: Injrid Tweezin And Pleasin With Moisturizer

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:49:44 +0000

LENGTH: 18:44
GUESTS: Lynda, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

The
Smoker Face – Lady Gaga Parody

Full interview of Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake Defending No Chase Policy

WH89: U Gotta Depend On Slim Necklines & BM

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:36:04 +0000

LENGTH: 29:19
GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

The poop motivation vid the song came from *Thanks to StripClubDeej*.

The youtube fatty at the end of the grum.

WH88: Cheryl’s Gotta Fight For The Enema Bidets & Personal Saunas

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:05:32 +0000

LENGTH: 33:03
GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker).
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with tards from the movie Palindromes! WOWOW. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH87: Resolving Cheryl’s ‘bortion Debt

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:05:18 +0000

LENGTH: 23:39
GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n lyups. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Jaime Shade (who made the remix at the end).

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH86: Stayin Prolapsed For Hamhocker Schlammer [repost]

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:06:28 +0000

LENGTH: 24:45
GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Download Cheryl Sings: Stayin’ Lapsed complete with lyrics!

Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH: Cheryl Sings- AIDSy Queen

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:48:54 +0000

LENGTH: 3:33
Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Shade.

WH85: Weighing Fat, Fetus, & Lady’s Parts

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:59:32 +0000

LENGTH: 39:18
GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc.
SYNOPSIS
A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Lady Raptastic

Blaque Fatty Body Dedication Vid And skin tag photos (img1, img2)

Jaime Shade (who made the FAB remix at the end).

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH84: Cheryl’s Werkin Teh SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 2

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:39:02 +0000

LENGTH: 1:04:25
GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off teh mens with all manner of things, including ‘bortions, wine bottles, fists, & poopin. Call 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Forgot to mention but my friend Jaime joined may towards the end of the caull. More of WHORE in the nex installmink.

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH83: Cheryl’s SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 1

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:10:01 +0000

LENGTH: 1:04:25
GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion)
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. Of course Rill’s extra dirty talk includes ‘bortions, ‘lapse, & panny poop. Plus an erotic craigslist ad & more! Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

Forgot to mention but my friend Jaime joined may towards the end of the caull. More of WHORE in the nex installmink.

Mikeypod was nice enough to share whore ass-plosion.

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH82: Nutritional Methless Produks And Chicken TetrazzinI

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:30:43 +0000

LENGTH: 13:21
GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She also calls about Urine B Gonez. Chicken TetrazzinI. Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH81: Cleanin Panny & Curin Cancer With Miracle II

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:23:12 +0000

LENGTH: 30:11
GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY Remix. Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

“The Power Gay” (the whore that made the amazing HONEY REMIX at the end of the show).

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH80: Sick-L Cell Raptastic & Rillz Kanser

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:21:41 +0000

LENGTH: 28:51
GUESTS: Lady Raptastic
SYNOPSIS
Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism continues, Oprah’s aureolas, gray skin, & sicklecell. PLUS Stapler! Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH: Cheryl Sings- I Wanna Tan With Somebody

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:27:57 +0000

Album Ark By Debra Wilkerson! See Whitney’s Version here.

LENGTH: 4:43
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Sings Whitney Houston’s Classic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, cheryl style! PLUS Lyrics in iTurds!

WH79: Prayergasming With Bonnie & Jesus

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:08:26 +0000

LENGTH: 12:51
GUESTS: Bonnie
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing pussy, poopin panny, and keepin her baby. Call Rillz & Leave Some Love at 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH78: Building A Better, Blaquer & Lapsed Economy

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:08:20 +0000

LENGTH: 26:28
GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman
SYNOPSIS
Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t Know; & Cheryl looks to christ for her financial problems! 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

WH77: Glass Thermometers In Ali’s Meatus

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:44:45 +0000

LENGTH: 48:25
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

WH76: 700 Club Prayer Orgasms For Poopy Panty & Stillburth

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:52:24 +0000

LENGTH: 13:48
GUESTS: Joy
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH75.5: Jackin In NightShirts & Squirtin Them Dooty

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:37:36 +0000

LENGTH: 12:08
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old people ramble, WENSDAY, MMHMM, and bags. Eat my cunnie. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio/a>

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH75: Party Planning & Sniffin Panty

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:12:32 +0000

LENGTH: 50:39
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

D.I.C.K's New Logo (Thnx Listenturd!)

LINKS:

Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio/a>

WH74: Scooping Rabbit Turds & Jitterbugs

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:30:13 +0000

LENGTH: 46:37
GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for Andy to keep him on the internets progrums. CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

WH73: Scooping Oprahâ€™s Poop With Poondaggers

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:17:20 +0000

LENGTH: 52:14
GUESTS: Lady Raptastic.
SYNOPSIS
Lady Raptastic joins Rill again. Opera & Gayle, talking blaque @teh bus stop, Indian food fills toilets, scooping the poop, poondaggers, abortion, and shitting daisyDOOks. Plz2Caull 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

WH72.50: Taint Dead Naids

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:32:33 +0000

LENGTH: 6:15
GUESTS: None.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl Aint Dead, just busAIDS… so she’s phone’in something in. Why she so busAIDS? Abortion. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

WH72: Small World, Big Lyups

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:10:54 +0000

LENGTH: 28:00
GUESTS: Lady Raptastic, Madge Weinstein, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl chats with Lady Rap, covering children, coonmichael, racism, shitting panty, movies, and floppy gym dick. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

WH71: Cheryl LOVES Tropical Vacations

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:08:48 +0000

LENGTH: 27:35
GUESTS:April & Louis Simmons At Tropical Travel, Lady Raptastic, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Listenturd Aaron gets tons of faxes at work about CHEAP vacations so I called to claim my 99 dollar vacation. Hilarity ensues. Plus, craigslyst ads, ladyrap, NELL, and more. WERK THIS 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:

WH70: Depends Which Spoon You Left At Starbucks

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:42:13 +0000

LENGTH: 39:25
GUESTS:Grizelda, Man at Gay Tanning Playce, Starbux Employees, Jason, & More!
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s been losin’ things & calls starbucks. Plus she calls a tanning salon in boystown chicago, talks with Grizelda, calls into her friend Jason’s radio show & much more. Call 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:

WH69: Jean Backpacks Full of Depends & Gym Memberships

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:01:54 +0000

LENGTH: 15:53
GUESTS:The Helpful People At The Gym, Lady Raptastic on VM
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl forgets her backpack with depends at the gym & calls to have them look for it. Plus, she finds out about a gym membership and asks many questions, including accessibility, locker room details, and cleanliness. 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

WH68: Testing The Waters WhileÂ CauterizingÂ Lyups

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:59:40 +0000

LENGTH: 58:55
GUESTS:Adam CoonMichael
SYNOPSIS
I spokeÂ again with my friend Adam & she couldn’t keep it 2gether. While Adam craks I tell whore many stories about my life, my lapse, and what it’s like being yung. Locker rooms, corn, partial burtha, poop, children, & so much more!Â Â 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:

Cheryl Guest Appearence- Impromptu Commode

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:42:05 +0000

My good (and very obese) friend Andy Melton asked for my help the other day in telling some stories that involved him shitting his man-panty/pant.
Since I yam obviously a fan of such shanty-stories, I rushed at the opportunity much like I rush towards my tannin’ bed every chance I git.
Please go on over to whore syke and enjoy this wonderful showgrum.

WH67: 1turd’s Facial Wasting Taste Like Watermelon

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:00:54 +0000

LENGTH: 58:55
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & Adam CoonMichael
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl talks with Lady Raptastic about many things. Sq Watermelon, Fetus poop, rupaul dishing, tubgurl, P and J werds, feedblaque, 1turd, and a sepcial conversation with Adam CoonMichael. Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS

UPDATE:
News Story RE RuPaul Mess: “Diva RuPaul transforms himself into RudePaul at two nightspots”

LINKS:

WH66: Prole Choice-To Abort or Not, That IS The Question (Minisode)

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:49:49 +0000

LENGTH: 7:25
GUESTS:Pregnancy Hotline (LOVE LINE) Workwhore
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls the LOVE line again to ask for advice about her pregnant situation and asks why god keeps punishing her with the curse of pregnancy, asscunt, and being so beautiful. Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH65: Still Hovering Round & Axin Bout Medical Supplies

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:49:16 +0000

LENGTH: 22:35
GUESTS:Pplz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls back the folks at Hoverround to ask more questions & THEN calls to axe some questions about a bunch of medical supplies. WERK THAT PHONE CHERYL! Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH64: It’s A Toto Swamp Honaye

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:55:07 +0000

LENGTH: 25:45
GUESTS:Nice Toto Folks
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl continues her phone caull series by phoning the nice folks at Toto to find out which toilets and bidets would best fit her “situation”. PS-Where my bday present bitch!? Call the LYUPS line honaids! 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Featured Song: Swamp by Ed Shepp
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH63: Removin Toxins & Poopin Panty With Dual Action Cleanse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:44:22 +0000

LENGTH: 9:55
GUESTS:A very helpful blaque manz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls to find out more aboot Dual Action Cleanse, if it be for chillrin, and she also learns more about medz for her diabeetis, and something to help with her lyups. Give Rill a call at 206-666-LYPS

Dual Action Cleanse Vid Clyp Played @ Beginning of Showgrum :

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH62: Finishin LivinXL & A New Life of Lapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:15:51 +0000

LENGTH: 55:25
GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL, Madge Weinstein & People at New Lyfe MinWhoreStries
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls back LivingXL to finally get the answers to her burning questions on them uribagz & huge gown. PLUS a recast (& followup) of a great call rill & madge did to a christian churych so Rill could finally get help for her probz! Call 206-666-LYPS

Video-Disposiblez Urine Bagz (Thnx HypoStylin or wutever ur name be):

Get the Flash Player to see this player.

Products Aboot Which Cheryl Follows Wup With LivinXL:
10XL Gown
Uribagz-Male & Female

LINKS:
Yeast Radio
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH61: Cheryl’s Lapsin’ & Phonin’ Livin’ XL

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 18 May 2008 20:38:52 +0000

LENGTH: 36:01
GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call so far! Call the god damn LYPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS

Products Cheryl Inquires About:
10XL Gown
Self Wipe Personal Toilet Aid
Big John Toilet Seat-CREAM
Uribagz-Male & Female
WheelChairz
Payds
Shower Massagerz

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

What A Great Domain Renewal (ripoff) Deal!

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:58:59 +0000

As a retarded, 25 year old woman, my bits ‘n pieces moistened when I received the following “offer” to renew a domain at register.cum earlier today. PLZ ADVISE.

WH60: Cheryl’s Hoverin’Round

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:16:52 +0000

LENGTH: 8:23
GUESTS:Hoveroundz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How much weight can they carry? You don’t want anything in the mail? Call Cheryl @206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Hoveround Commercial
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH59: My Lion Is White & Smegmatic

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:31:03 +0000

LENGTH: 34:50
GUESTS:White Lionz
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls a listenturd who drunk dialed her & has a nice cuntversation & talks about all manwhore of things. PLUSÂ a special msg from an anon female worker entitled “Upstairs Bathroom” relating to defication, droppings, & problems that come from both! Call Cheryl @206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH58: Chiffon Shitting Dress

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:17:37 +0000

LENGTH: 34:33
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic (LIVE!)
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl is joined LIVE, in the flesh, by ladyraptastic. Good, poopy times ensue as rill and lady discuss the latest goings ons, read a nice story, and learn new words. All from the cumfart of rillz tannin bed.Â Call Rill: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Chiffon Shitting Dress video!
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
Lady Raptastic

WH58 Inspiration: Chiffon Shitting Dress video

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:18:02 +0000

Chiffon Shitting Dress video!

WH: Cheryl Sings- Push A Little Lapse For You

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:13:32 +0000

LENGTH: 2:47
Cheryl Sings the classic “Forever Together” (Say A Little Prayer)… with a few stylistic changes. It’s a lapse-full.
Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)!

WH57: Pushing Sensuous Blaque Daisies

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:14:56 +0000

LENGTH: 22:50
GUESTS: Wanda’s Friend Bradley (Vocals on Pushing Daisies promo).
SYNOPSIS
A Very FULL show! New Commercial 4RillzTanninSalon&Eatery, Prolyup-uale, Poopin Panties, DICK, SynchronicityPoo, Instructable-Pessary, Promo For New Show on ABC: Pushing Daisies, Sensuous Blaque & Rillz Mix, Bus Audioz,& secret saline endin!
206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Source For Instructable on Pessaries

Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH56: Cheryl Sings Classic Children’s Songs

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:31:08 +0000

Click image above for larger view

LENGTH: 17:25
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl belts out classic children’s songs only slightly touched by her lapse. Special introductions and Guest Hosting by Lady Raptastic. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS

To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY VERSIONS OF ALL 8 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, and queefing goodness, click here!

UPDATE:Madge Weinstein made a BEAUTIFUL sing-along music vidyo for “If you’re lapse dand you know it…” Go and watch it honaye!

LINKS:
Lady Raptastic
Wanda Wisdom (She Did The Little Mix at the very end!)
ADD CHERYL ON FACEBOOK!!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

AD: AIDz Might Not Equal Diarrhea

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:22:57 +0000

According to the advertisment below, which appeared in the latest issue of the Gay’s “national news magazine”, The Advocate, just because you have the HIV don’t mean you have have to be tethered to your toilet/shitbox… trapped reading what may be old issues of the afformentioned magazine.

Well thank you, Bristurd-Myers Squibbbz! How very kind of you to give us this USEFUL, TIMELY information! I will make sure to axe my docturd if there are some medz with low risk of diarrhea. We all know that Madge and I often have this problem and “live here,” as it were. I wonder if… oh wait… does Bristurd Squibbbz have some Honaye!? GREATTTT!

One other thought from your fave tan and beautiful young woman, Cheryl Merkowski: Is it wrong of me to be a tad bit annoyed that the majority of advertisers in the Advocunt seem to be for the HIV medications? What a load of horse shit.

Anyway, carry on. A new progrum will be along someday… perhaps. In the meantime, I have been whoring myself out to Madge and have been on almost all her recent shows. Go figure. I use all my god damn shit and time on her showgrum. O WELL.

Some Yeast Showgrums With Rillz: YR731, YR730, YR728

Want More Rillz? Go Turd Yeast Radio Honaye

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:53:49 +0000

Yes, I was a guest on Madge Winestain’s progrum as I sometimes like turd do. It was REAL good… you will learn what SHLYPZ means, among other goodies.

Go over there and have a listen-see honaye!

WH55: Shruggin Off Prole-Life Advice & Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:17:20 +0000

LENGTH: 39:11
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Botteingheim, & VMs from Listenturds.
SYNOPSIS
A REAL good one! Cheryl calls to get abortion advice; Vocab word of the day; Cheryls Tannin Salon & Eatery; Lots of VMs; ImLikeABird; EduLessons; PPH, CVS & DVT; crab salad, bttm heavy;&more! PLUS a new Holiday Song Classic! Call 206-666-LYPS

To download the special song featured in this episode, go here!

LINKS:
Lady Raptastic
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Whorehole Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:08:10 +0000

LENGTH: 2:12
Cheryl sings a very special version “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah”… Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds)!

WH54: Lady’s Feet DP & Cankles

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:27:04 +0000

LENGTH: 37:50
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & VMs from Listenturds.
SYNOPSIS
LadyRaptastic Joins Cheryl again. Holidays, Cankles, smelly feet, Footing, golf balls & pine cones, Burns, etc. PLUS ‘Cheryl Says’ Segments! Call the lyps line: 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:
Lady Raptastic
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH53: Bum Bus Halloween Minisode

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:07:06 +0000

LENGTH: 6:50
GUESTS:NONE
SYNOPSIS
A lil progrum with a story of bumz, busses, hall-whore-ween, poop, and diabetis. IT’S A MINISODE! Get fucked. Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Madge Video With CHERYL’s COMMERCIAL!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH52: Lady’s Cousin IZ From RedBank

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:32:42 +0000

LENGTH: 32:40
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic.
SYNOPSIS
Chat With Lady. Periods, cankles, street wise, fillin change cup with prolyps, piercin, wide bridges, rape, cunnie, large lyups on outside then blaque, white eyes, syrup, 50’s, lady on xtube, peanut butter & scat, endfistula, etc. Lyps line: 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:
Lady Raptastic
Macory
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH51: Carol’s Bugs Bongs & Midloaf Crisis

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:40:24 +0000

LENGTH: 1:07:31
GUESTS:Aunt Carol.
SYNOPSIS
USE HEADPHONES, it B Stear-e-o HONAYE!
Prostitutes, ingrown lyp hairs, restless leg syndrome, bugz, beerboingz, lame excuses, alcohol incidents, animals, and lots of scat chat and poopin panties honaye. GOOD TIMES! Call the lyps line: 206-666-LYPS.

LINKS:
Aunt Carol’s website
Aunt Carol’s Cousin, Wanda’s website
Mud Fall Honaye
Macory
Tub Gurl… ROWKAY!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH50: Lady Bobbin For Dildos Knows 2 Lapse Early And Lapse Often

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:26:02 +0000

LENGTH: 55:07
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic.
SYNOPSIS
A special 50th progrum. HPV, cleft lyp, bobbin 4 apples & dildos, toenails, what that plate 2.99? lunch meat, talents, etc. Plus Lady & Rillz read a Poopin Panties Story! Call 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Lady Raptastic
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH49: Scat in the Afturdnoon

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:00:45 +0000

LENGTH: 20:25
GUESTS:VMs.
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl shares another reality inspired poopin panties story, takes listenturd calls, lapses, and gives you some GOOD TIMES! Call the LYUPS line and be on my progrum babies–206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH48: Jesus Can Suck My Miracle Hole Any Day Honaye

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:03:18 +0000

LENGTH: 29:36
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, VMs, and Misturd BarewhoreTeliz.
SYNOPSIS
More stories of miracles, church, Y u shouldnt wear white around rillz, and another very special inturdview with lady raptastic! Pickled food, y racism still be existin, nxt in line plz, fetuses, etc. Plus a special unreleased tidbit at the ends honaye. Call the LYPS LINE @ 206-666-LYPS and I may just play it… and if you be real special, I’ll even comment. LYUPS LINE. Lapsey.

LINKS:
Lady Raptastic
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH47: Poopin Panties For Fun And Profits

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:25:15 +0000

LENGTH: 9:35
GUESTS:NONE
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl shares two special stories about pooping panties, her own that is. Good times with Sticky Bum Holes! ENJOY BABIES! Please call my LYPS LINE: 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH46: Phoning In Religious Experiences

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:38:39 +0000

LENGTH: 19:45
GUESTS:VMS: Lady Raptastic.
SYNOPSIS
Rillz tells of a religious experience at fashion bug; dtlz about trip to MoTown, VMs from Lady Raptastic, & a bunch of other good times including an idea for a new version of Fergie’s song GLAMOUROUS, honaye! Call me babies: 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Madge’s Yeast Radio
Lady Raptastic
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH45: Fisting,Â Oh We’re Doing That? [repost]

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:44:48 +0000

LENGTH: 56:52
GUESTS:Aunt Carol, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Aunt Carol Joins Rillz! Wineo-house, tut not blaque, klan, fetus, cheez, fiber1 granolabarz, sanitary payd, wok fayce, rehabz, reminiscing, shelack, coin purse, fetus gap, glamour stillz, ron prolepeel, etc. 206-666-LYPS

[see the previous entry for Twinkleboi’s song…]

LINKS:
TwinkleBoi
Wanda’s Lucky Bitch Radio
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
AUNT CAROL VIDEOs–
1) Postcards from sobriety acres
2) Party’s Over– Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3.

Prolapse, Take It Easy–WH45 Song

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:36:08 +0000

Clicks here to listurd to a higher quality stare-e-o SINGLE of Twinkleboi’s “Prolapse, Take It Easy” as heard on whorehole episode 45… complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds),

[GOOD FUCKING CHRIST, I am so annoyed. Feedburner and wordpress can eat my cunt. So… I was trying to be nice and posted my show along with a link to the fucking song that Twinkleboi made for me….. but instead of posting my show in the feed… it just made it so that only the SONG downloaded to the iturds and what not. O GET FUCKED. So i redid the post…hopefully now it works. CUMOWN.]

LINKS:
TwinkleBoi

WH44: The Lady’s Silver Lining of Rape

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:20:25 +0000

LENGTH: 51:51
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Chris, Rillz Mom, Lapsin Listenturd, etc.
SYNOPSIS
Lady Raptastic & Chris join rillz. Homeless pee, white ignorant, burthin c-section, RAPE, ice truck, Silver Lining, bagz, animals, blaque woman covered in poop, hand printz, monkey, cat piss, plantation, africa, indigestion, mongolian bbq, chris poops panties, salad in poop, undigested meat, scat chat, magic murker, word of the day, smegma chips, & pennies. 206-666-LYPS LINKS:
Lady Raptastic
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH43: PLZ Lard Won’t U Buy Me Cassie’s Confidence?

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 13:57:30 +0000

LENGTH: 33:25
GUESTS:Cassie Hope. VMS:Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Rillz Mothurd, Madge, etc.
SYNOPSIS
A new song from Rillz, Cuntree Style. Plus Rill interviews Cassie Hope about a position at her daycare center and various VMs from Botteinheimer, mothurd, lady raptastic, etc. Get fucked, then call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS HONAYE! LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH42: Aunt Raptastic’s Darque Syrup

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:19:38 +0000

LENGTH: 54:34
GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Rillz “Mom”!
SYNOPSIS
Lady Raptastic joins Rill. Mama’s dick cheese, saran wrap brownies, monkeys, orgasms, syrup, melted ice cream, berries, watermelon, blaquesplotation (tiger nipples & pussy foot), crabz, no cuntroll, xtube, clyt, RUIN, insultin, dog barf, chilrins. Call The LypsLine 206-666-LYPS!
LINKS:
Dog Sex/Barf
Lady Raptastic’s Myspace
Gay Torrentz HONAYE!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH41: Chutes & Prolapses

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:31:09 +0000

LENGTH: 47:08
GUESTS: Shaniqua LeBouff, Lady Raptastic, Botteinheim, & Othurds!

SYNOPSIS
Rill chatz w/Shaniqua. Phone tag, enimated lapse, TurkayeLyps, Lady Raptastic Drunk, ReligionGrowsClitz, Wanda’s roids, Botteinheim, JoAnn’s Diarrhea Fabrics, Soups, Live Fisting Demo, Lasangna Recipe, Races, &Lyups. Call The LypsLine 206-666-LYPS!
LINKS:
Vaganus Vidyo Page
Shaniqua Lebouff’s myspace
Shaniqua’s Cousin’s page
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH40: Ezzy’s Mucas Plugs and Fudge Cookies

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:28:53 +0000

LENGTH: 42:42
GUESTS: Ezzy; VMs from PPL!
SYNOPSIS
Rill calls Ezzy, abortion insurance sales, fucking the mailman, tanning lotion, paulacunt, everyone lapses, staples, mucus plug, soup, indian, banana boat, fudge cookie, serial killers, Rill in vegas, smash head against god damn radiator, lapsin2oldies. CALL THIS THING: 206-666-LYPS!
—Special Quotes:
“I’m like an indian, I use all the parts honaye!”–Cheryl

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH39: Blaque Hats & FDS

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:49:04 +0000

LENGTH: 45:56
GUESTS: Madge & VMs from Botteinheim, Ezzy & Fans from Distorted View.

SYNOPSIS
Madge joins rill for a show! IntroFist, Botteinheim Song, Blaque Woman Hat, FDS, staple, Hypothetical/Wanda, john ong’s soysauce, Rillz 12 stepz, god’s gift to ugly, lynchin, prolapse-say-sin, and moe. Expose UR Whorehole by callin 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Madge’s Yeast Radio
VIDEO– Vid Madge Posted She Says Be Me Showin Boobz
VIDEO– Rectovaginal Exam on YOUrTUrd
VIDEO– Some new Alexyss K. Tylor–Pull back the lyps b/c secretions honaye!
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH38: Listen To ME TOGO Monaye Honaye

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:21:45 +0000

LENGTH: 44:45
GUESTS: VMS–LadyRaptastic, Blaywhorewitz, Ezzy.

SYNOPSIS
Rill responds to Spam (419 fraud), reads email, calls afrikan man and has a TAYSTAY cuntversation! Plus VMs from Lady Raptastic, Blaywhorewitz, and Ezzy! Email include in iturds lyrics tab honaye. Eat this hot THING! Lapse into my LYPSline: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
lady raptastic
Madge’s Yeast Radio
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH37: HoverinRound & Werkin The Phone Line

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:55:41 +0000

LENGTH: 49:02
GUESTS: Dace, Andy Melton, Christ-stain, Ali Mahajaina, Forrest, Zillafag, & Others

SYNOPSIS
FBA, many exciting guests, and plenty of prank phone calls! Sorry about the sound qualities in parts–get fucked! ENJOY BABIES! Cum’on Honaye, call the lapse-line: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Saturn Cast HONAYE!
Andy Melton’s website
Dace’s website
Madge’s Yeast Radio
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH36: It’s My Burthday & I’ll Lapse If I Want To!

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:01:10 +0000

LENGTH: 13:30
GUESTS: None

SYNOPSIS
EXCLUSIVE Cheryl B-Day Song, Request For LOVE, Don’t take all kindz, SPECIAL story (SickDaze & Abu Mahajahani), poopz, lapses, and so much more! LeaveMeSomeLAPSE: 206-666-LYPS

To download a higher quality stare-e-o SINGLE of “It’s My Burthday” complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds), clicks here honaye!

LINKS:
Madge’s Yeast Radio
Wanda’s Hole
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH35: Part 2-Algerian Phone Sex & Marcus’ Meth-Mouth

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:44:40 +0000

LENGTH: 50:58
GUESTS: Ezzy, AlgerianMan, Marcus Crazy, etc.

SYNOPSIS
Algerian Phone Sex. Marcus; shit test, pizzababe, adam curry (high, small penis & ballz), rill wants job,geekin out, vidyo, shitshalldins, podcramp, wanda’s meth mouth, wife’s dress & darque ballz, PushingOut cum&poop. Random VM clyps&other EasturdEggz. LeaveMeSomeLOVE: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Marcus’ Scene Zine
Distorted View
Outro by Shawno from HyperNonsene
Madge’s Yeast Radio
Wanda’s Hole
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

wh34: Part 1- Ezzy’s MethMouth Foreplay (REPOST)

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 23 May 2007 14:03:45 +0000

LENGTH: 39:30
GUESTS: Botteinheim, Andy Melton (melturd), Crazy Listenturd Ezzy CC, etc.

SYNOPSIS
RILLZ BACK! Melturd says Wanda’s got meth face; meth sores, dace hurtz.Â Botteinheim. Rill has a wonderful chat withÂ crazy listenturd Ezzy CC or whatever her name b. Part II Cumin Soon HONAYE! Enjoy! LeaveMeSomeLYUPS: 206-666-LYPS

NOTE: I reposted the audio for this honaye b/c I fucked up the sound in one part. I AM SO SORRY. At least the RILLZ posted a progrum. Don’t hate. Just love. SO listen to this version please!

LINKS:
Andy Melton
Madge Weinstain
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

wh33: Clypin Lapsey For Summah

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 03 May 2007 03:40:01 +0000

LENGTH: 5:15
GUESTS: NONE

SYNOPSIS
An update from Rillz, finnah B rill busy in nxt 2 wks BUT she wants 2 give u an update, tellz u wut she’ll be doing & plans for when she gets blaque ( vid w/madge? who knows! scat chat percunt?!). Don’t H8, FILL THESE LYPS: 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Madge Weinstain
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

wh32: Poopin In TANdumb

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:13:28 +0000

LENGTH: 9:19
GUESTS: John Ong, Wanda Wisdom, Madge Weinstein and otherz!

SYNOPSIS
John Ong Has All That Lapse, Another pooping panties story, funnel girl audio, and a secret unreleased gem featurding madge, wanturd, and otherz. Lapse it for me honaye- 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Ongline Podcast
Wanda Wisdumb
Madge Weinstain
Warning–Groise Linkz
~~Funnel Girl-The Vid. . . [About FunnelGirl!]

Want More RILL? Eat This Hot Rill

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:48:40 +0000

Yes Honaye–IT BE TRUE!

I finnah been on the TWO most recent episodes of Eat This Hot Show–I’m a “host”. Crazy huh?

ETHS #40: Podcramp NYC Blow-Out with Bicyclemark AND Lady Raptastic

ETHS #39 Weâ€re Back with Our EASTER BUNNY, LADY BUNNY, HONAY!

ENJOY HONAYES!

wh31: Diary of a Mad Tan Womyn

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:42:22 +0000

LENGTH: 21:25
GUESTS: John Ong, Lady Raptastic, and otherz!

SYNOPSIS
Selections from my diary, clyp of rill on OnglinePodcastLIVE, podcampNYC commentz, high on drugz=rescheduled scheduled maint w/podshow,diary, saline injections, tatoo’ed lyps, clyp of unreleased lady raptastic inturdview, & request 4u2 spread rillz wh.

LINKS:
Ongline Podcast
Lady Raptastic
Wanturd Jizzdumb
Madge Weinstein

Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

wh30: Lady Lapsetastic Welcums Lady Raptastic

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:20:09 +0000

LENGTH: 31:58
GUESTS: Lady Raptastic!

SYNOPSIS
Cheryl does a very special inturdview with Lady Raptastic.
myspace,beasttube (thnx kenny), lady’s fingerbang, tuna, iraq, bravest(blaquest) 1st, aborted word of the day, 9/11, ground 0 abortions, hidya royach, americunt idol, staple, kelly clarkson, lady’s childhood clit piercing (bedazzled), lady renames lapse/frozen-grate incident “abu grate”, hot rape & moe.

LINKS:
Lady Raptastic’swebsite and myspace
BeastsTubes
Wanturd Jizzdumb
Madge Weinstein
Podcramp NYC
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

wh29: RILL Don’t Feel Like Lapsin

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:44:44 +0000

LENGTH: 14:02
GUESTS: Sharon In Tampoon, BotteinHeim, Madge, Tim Cornsmell

SYNOPSIS
Sharon’s Lymricks, Madge Spreadz LIES about RILL & daycares, but SHE Is MoenotTURDnice (HELLOthisISmrsBAILEY), Botteinheim, TimCornsmell, Podcampz & Shiet. Enjoy &/or get fucked honaye. Call the LYPS line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Madge’s Monotonous Yeast
Tim Cornsmell
Podcramp NYC
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH28: I’M Prolapsin So U Better Release This Thang Honaye

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:41:04 +0000

LENGTH: 10:59
GUESTS: Mikeypod, & Some Retarded Podcasters

SYNOPSIS
A progrum, featurdin a new song & some fab unreleased material w/ my good friend mikeyPAD and some really retarded podcasters-it B real good! Like it? GOOD! Don’t like? GET FUCKED! :) Leave me something steamy on my LYPSLINE- 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Mikeypod
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH27: Weight Loss Tiring When U have 2 Measure UR Neck

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:20:26 +0000

LENGTH: 30:00
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Andy Melton, Dace

SYNOPSIS
Part II-Andy & Dace join Rill and Ali. Losing weight but no scale? Measure neck! Teratoma in lapse and other shit. PLUS an oldie but goodie-RillSings HeyHonaye (dedicated turd TrannyWreck)! Why not lapse & call my LYPSLINE- 206-666-LYPS!?

LINKS:
Andy Melton’s site
The delish Scotty2Naughty
Ali’s pee-hole blog
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH26: Cheryln’ Ali’s Flowmax

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:26:26 +0000

LENGTH: 27:17
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani

SYNOPSIS
Part I-Ali joins Rill for a REAL show; current events, flowmax abuse, compli-mint candy, bus-smegma pantz, Blaque of Day-Aunt JerMyma, Crack, MasqueIn, RillSpace, & RillSings QueefinQueen. Get Fucked & Call my LYPSLINE- 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Blaque of the Day: Aunt Jah-my-mah
Jameth Werks The Masquin Photurd
LadyRapTastic
Ali’s pee-hole blog
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH25: Riding the EatMeOut Bus With Rill, Mostly

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:36:51 +0000

LENGTH: 14:20
GUESTS: None

SYNOPSIS
Rill’s may neglect U but it don’t got 2B a 2way ST! Shes bashin her head against the goddamn radiator! Inside-EMO, Ridin the bus, oralface expelling turds, wanda’s a whore, madge is drunk & postin 30sec shows w/25sec ads, & rill is beautiful.206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Distorted View
Yeast Radio
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH-Vid2: A Shart Test of Rills Camera Phone

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:28:21 +0000

Right Click the above image and choose “Save As…”
to download the movie turd your cornputer…

LENGTH: 0:26
GUESTS:Poo and bloodz

SYNOPSIS
Sorry I be so busy lately… I gots a new camwhorera phone so I did a little vidyo for jewz! Yeah I know it not be the best quality, but I wanted turd do something for u kidz, and I aint no professional here, just beautiful and smokey.

WH24: Lapse–Stuck On UR Metal Grate

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:30:28 +0000

LENGTH: 11:25
GUESTS: Botteinheimer, Satan, Lapse

SYNOPSIS
Cheryl calls to let you know that she is still alive & smokey and tells u where she finnah been @. The bigger the better, the tighter the wetter, whorehole.org HONAYE! Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Distorted View
Yeast Radio
Luckybitch
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

WH23: Podfading-Tragically Crashed In An iPhone Sort of Way

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:02:42 +0000

LENGTH: 7:39
GUESTS: Ali and Adam

SYNOPSIS
Cheryl is joined by Ali and Adams for a shart progrum to try to make up for the show lost through a SkypeCrash! Rill contemplates fading, closing whorehole. Hope you njoy the shart show. If not, get fucked sideways with a spork. Fry them eggz! Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se
Adam Krabs
Ali’s ol’ hole
Scotty2Naughty

Progrum Soon…

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:44:09 +0000

Sorry about the delays… there will be a show by the end of the week (prob-whore-lee). Recorded a show tonight… stupid computer crashed… lost it… so hopefully I can get something together soon. In the meantime, visit YEAST RADIO where you can find a bunch of shows that had me in them… esp last week’s 3 hour episode… that should be enough rill for anyone.

Stay smokey lovely listener lapses…

Rill

WH22: Free Lypsin Travel

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 21:02:45 +0000

LENGTH: 20:37
GUESTS: VM’s–LypsScalper, TrannyWreck, AnnoyingGirl, etc

SYNOPSIS
Like a good neighbor, whorehole.org is (mostly) there. Rill is back w/a lapse & abortion show (not dog/pony). VM, Msgs from the road, thanks, and other biznatch. Werk the whole, I like UR prole! Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se
trannywreck
Yeast Radio
LuckyBitchRadio

WH Greatest Hits: All That Lapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:56:34 +0000

LENGTH: 4:33
SYNOPSIS
A sample track from the critically whoreclaimed musical comedy-Prolapse The Musical! Cheryl updates the Turdcago Classic “All that Jazz” to fit in betturd with the prolapse theme of her life…and all that lapse. There will surely be a remastering layturd! *Includes Lyrics!!*

Note–Thanks turd Whorris for the inspiration and some of the lyrics: you make me all stinky down there honayeeeeee!

WH Greatest Hits: Inside of Me

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 13:26:11 +0000

LENGTH: 3:04
SYNOPSIS
Enjoy the latest installment from Cheryl’s Greatest Hits–Cheryl updates a classic from the Carpenters, “Close to me,” by adding her specturd touch and manages to lapse it out.

WH21: New Years, New Lapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:00:12 +0000

LENGTH: 20:50
GUESTS: None other than VM’s from Noah (PNS), Botteinheimer, etc

SYNOPSIS
A special new years present from Rill Turd jew! VMs, Resolutions, New Websites, Ask Rill, and Cheryl Stars in 2 MOVEIS!! Listen to find out more honayes! Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Prolap.se

LBR#408–Cheryl’s On the LuckyBitch HONAYE

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 21:46:29 +0000

WERK THIS LUCKYBITCHRADIO PODCAST PROGRUM!
Oh yes…
PLEASE go over there and have a listen-see….. I think it was a VERY good progrum. A lil bit dirty… with my good friend WANTURD JIZZdumb! Oh yes. She gives this whole warning lapse-speech at the beginning for like the first five min… so just FF’d through that… you know RILL’s deal, no need for a warning.
——–
Also… as usual I joined that whore madge at yeast radio… go see that too honayeees!

WH20: Roses R Red, Prolapse is too PART 2

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:37:38 +0000

LENGTH: 51:03
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein, Andy Melton, Dace, Botteinheimer, & Others

SYNOPSIS
Madge joins us for a stroll through the inturdnetz and a look at some disgusting videos. We learn what roses are & U get turd hear some new promos for Rill, a VM from Bottinheimer, & other crap. WERK THIS THANG Call 206-666-LYPS whores!

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Yeast Radio
~~Show linkz [Including some VERY disgusting
& VERY graphic, be warned…]~~
+ Amy’s Photurds, including “sideview of overhang”
+ John Ong’s Fish Adventurds
+ Wanda’s new look?
+ skinnay “Look at me, you are fat i am not!!”
+ Come out honayeeeee
+ Unturd Corn-struction
+ THE ROSE!!!!!

WH19: Roses R Red, Prolapse is too PART 1

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:21:50 +0000

LENGTH: 31:51
GUESTS: Andy Melton, Dace, Botteinheimer, & Others

SYNOPSIS
An old school style ‘grum w/Andy & Dace, PLUS VoiceMailz & other goodies! Listen to the #1 new media network: Whorehole.org! Part 2 with Madge coming rill soon!! *Use HeadPhones For Specturd FX in a part of progrum* Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
RockeyWHOREpodshow (thanx for the clyp saying “welcum turd another episode of rill’s whorehole”)

WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:42:57 +0000

LENGTH: 1:19
SYNOPSIS
Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL Shock-whore-con! CUMOEN! Happy hannu-cunt babies!

Also…perhaps RILL will be able to finally put out some more crap for you this weekend… stay turd!

People’s Lapse of the YEAR

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:53:01 +0000

Oh… one more thing!

One of my listenturds, LAURA, has sent me news that I have been placed on PEOPLE MAGwhoreZINE’s COVER as the person of the year! YES!

I have seen that other people have done similar things… FOR THEMSELVES… but… again… my lovely listenturd laura made this for me.

So no, I am not a fucking self-absorbed whore like some OTHER people…
just a prolapsed womyn that loves when her listenturds send her nice things.

WERK THIS COVER MARY!

Busy whore-la-day

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:52:31 +0000

I am sorry for neglecting you kids. I PROMISE I will be back RILL soon! I plan on posting some tasty treats this weekend.

Anyway, I thought I would share some AMAZING drawings one of my listenturds did. BEAUTIFUL! I am so honored licoricepirate! CHRIST! She posted this pic on my comments on RILL’sSpace with the caption:
“that’s Wanda on the left, and you .. getting into the holwhoreday spirit & stretching the ‘lapse out of ur Depends. p.s. your Crayon skin color = “Indian Red” .. ;)”

Click the above images to see larger versions!

WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:58:28 +0000

LENGTH: 1:32
SYNOPSIS
A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees–PLUS LYRICS so you can sing along! Created for my friend Tim over at Distorted View. More to come soon, perhaps.

NOTE: When you import the file inturd the iturds there are LYRICS in the Lyrics tab! If you don’t know how to find it, then you are a tard.

Also…rill has been real busy, so excuse her slight ‘lapse in progrum’ing. Someone’s gotta make the monaye, ya know?

WH18: Domain of (REDtarded)Lapsed Giftz & Gratitudez

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 15:07:08 +0000

LENGTH: 28:35
GUESTS: Robert BowzMontz, Lady Raptastic, etc

SYNOPSIS
Cheryl daybutts giftz-guide w/her (RED) campaign featurding CherylNomics; buys and sells domains for Madge, Lotionz & MUCH much more! Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

Click the above image to see a larger version of the new (REDrill) campaign T-Shirtz!!!

LINKS:
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

Madge Weinstein is a Liar

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:52:44 +0000

Yes… it is true. Remember how that whore said that I, Cheryl Merkowski, had caused her to lose her Google Adwords account? You remember that chillrens? Yes… well Look here at what I seen a few minutes ago:

What do you have to say about that you stupid bitch? HUH?

WH17: IM PEELIN UR LYPS OPEN, MADGE

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:30:46 +0000

LENGTH: 32:35
GUESTS: Madge Weinstein, Mrs. Botteinheimer

SYNOPSIS
Madge joins Cheryl for an old schoo’ style chat like some of jew wanted. Lots of talking trash, singing, laughing, branding rill’s lyps, queefing, and Prof Rill shares some of her art. Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

The Lovely Graphics Talked Aboot on the Progrum:
Graphic 1; Graphic 2; Graphic 3

LINKS:
YeastRadio
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH16: Moe Tanksgiving Whopper Necklaces, Moe Problems

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:33:36 +0000

LENGTH: 16:32
GUESTS:None

SYNOPSIS
A bunch of Cheryl Sayin’s, Thanksgiving tales, Giving thanx, Google Adwords Denial, News, and more. Tragic ending w/VM from Cheryl… Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
YeastRadio
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page
Smokey Airline!? YES… the news store-aye

IM IN UR NUN HONAYE…

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:30:55 +0000

I would like to werk the hole of all the stupid asshole religious politicians with a very sharp mesh glove turday honaye!

Work the nun!

Inspiration

A little nun action I captioned appropriately

WH15: Vote for Rill-So Prolapsed

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:49:16 +0000

LENGTH: 10:15
GUESTS:Get-Fisted [none, mostlay]

SYNOPSIS
Use HEADPHONES-Cheryl axes 4 yer vote, plays response attack ad from Brian Boothby, audio mental lapse from madge & song vm from betturd madge PLUS an exclusive daybuts of the latest selection from CherylS Greatest Hits-So Prolapsed! Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
YeastRadio
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH ElectionExclusive1: Cheryl’s Attack Ad

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:15:54 +0000

LENGTH: 2:30

SYNOPSIS

Voting for Madge is anti-freedom, anti-children, and just downright wrong and immoral.Â A vote for Cheryl is a vote for the children, freedom, honesty, and everything right, moral and beautiful. This election season, exercise your rights by supporting the children and visiting whorehole.org!

WH14: Cheryl Says One Two Three Staple My Halloween Lyps

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 19:46:53 +0000

LENGTH: 11:38
GUESTS:NONE

SYNOPSIS
Premire of “Cheryl Says”, an EXCLUSIVE staplin’ Joanne Schroder whorehole.org mix, a Halloween story, a VM from sharon in tampon, and other juicy bitz. Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
SaturnCast
Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

WH13: Fix IT Behind the Lyps

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:19:35 +0000

LENGTH: 14:20
GUESTS:NONE

SYNOPSIS
The first Behind The Lyps segment, some musics, some VMs, and other turd-pieces! FIX THIS whorehole! WERK the LYPS honayeeeeeeeeeee. Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Send cheryl a lil sumtin in her box honaye… like coffee… amazon.com gift whore-tif-whore-kits… theme musics… remixes…etc. Take that fuckin fist!

*Thanks Dave Calderbanks for the song at the end HONAYEEEEEEEEE…….

LINKS:
Yeast Radio
Lucky Bitch Radio

WH-Vid1: WandWHORE’s Got DSL!

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 00:55:24 +0000

Right Click the above image and choose “Save As…”
to download the movie turd your cornputer…
[Click here for a streaming QT version of the vidyo]
Trouble viewing the vidyo? Take your finger out of my
whorehole and click here to view it on YouTube!

LENGTH: 4:33
GUESTS:Wanda Wisdom

SYNOPSIS
Cheryl’s first vidcast & a whorehole.org EXCLUSIVE! Cheryl shares some unreleased footage she took of Wanda Wisdom last year which Wanda deemed too risk-gay (or perhaps too retarded) turd include in her last vidyo.

LINKS:
Lucky Bitch Radio

My LYPS hurtZ…

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:17:52 +0000

I seen this news story and I was thinking… WUT could the cuntz in the photo be thinking.

I think I cracked it…

WH12: Scat Chat In the Shitting Room

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:46:37 +0000

LENGTH: 10:55
GUESTS:None

SYNOPSIS
Join Cheryl for storytime as she shares a tale unsuitable for the chillrens at the daycare centurd. Cheryl “Shops” @ Fashion Bug, tosses her lunch, fills a shopping bag, and makes a deposit. It’s hot, its dirty, its cheryl. LEARN to Love it HONAYE! Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Yeast Radio
Tim Can’t Reid
Lucky Bitch Radio

WH11: Have Prolapse Will Post-Part II (Douche)

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 23:59:41 +0000

LENGTH: 33:56
GUESTS:Davy, BicycleMark & Botting-hymer’s VM again
TAPED: SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2006

SYNOPSIS
The good times continue in part DOUCHE when Cheryl and Davy are joined by the tasty BicycleMark… more truth telling, dirty talk, and ‘lapsin. Listen to Professor Merkowski, she could teach ya a thing or two about performing AND PROLAPSIN’! Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
BicycleMark’s Website
Pic’s of Cheryl? (referenced in show)
A picture of Madge? (Thanks Rob)

WH10: Have Prolapse Will Post-Part I

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 16:21:37 +0000

LENGTH: 59:58
GUESTS:Davy, Andy Melturd, Dace, & VMs from: Botting-hymer, Gladwise, Folonious-Prolapse

SYNOPSIS
I’M BACK BITCHES! Is this the end of mean cheryl? A fab show with some fab guests. Cheryl talks smack & tells it like it is, including the truth about Madge’s where-aboots, plays some vm’s, announces she is reforming herself for the good (being nice) just like the other queercasters (porkhaps), talks about being a self-reflexive and contextualized teacher, and staples her ‘lapse for good measure. Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS!

LINKS:
Davy’s PopTRASHradio
Andy Melturd’s website
Eat This Hot Show
Hidden Penis
Nuns Fisting
Madge’s Yeast Radio
Wanda Wisdom’s luckybitchradio

Smokeout 2006

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 13:17:00 +0000

Hey kids,

Sorry I have been so ellusive lately. First, I had my stoma enlarged… which was great and everything… until I realised that my now huge neck-love-hole was starting to distract from my face. Thus, I went tanning for about six hours in the ultra-tan-4000 bed.. cauterized my stoma-lyps… and then I felt much better.

Secunt, Smokey Acres is not all it is cracked up to be (literally). There ain’t no “SMOKIN BROADBAND” internetz, no fat lezzys waiting to donkey punch you after almost finishing you off… and only 1 all you can smoke whore-backo buffettt. Sadtimes.

Okay, enough excuses. SO I have been busy….. and I am a WHORE…. what’s new? I will post something SOMETIME this week… I promise, mostlly. In the mean time, don’t be whores. Don’t hate. And most of all… as my friend Madge would say… GET FUCKED :)

Love and SMOKEY KISSES,

CHERYL MERKOWSKI

P.S- Look at this photo ma sent me!

WH9: It’s My Prolapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:38:59 +0000

LENGTH: 32:12
GUESTS:Ali Myvagina, Jihadist Jerri (jewel?), Madge Weinstein, Tim from gorainbowradio, etc etc.

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Random shit, including cheryl’s rollah coastah mishap, a bit of ali’s new song, some vm’s, a song from Tim (it’s my prolapse…), Mrs Bottinhymer’s vm, and more stuff. WERK THIS HOT BOWEL OF LAPSE!

LINKS:
Ali’s blog
That is real good tech podcast
GoRainbowRadio
Madge’s Yeast Radio

WH8: Melton My Lapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:19:06 +0000

LENGTH: 1:13:56
GUESTS:Ali Myvagina, Wanda Wisdom Madge Weinstein.

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl’s back with a LONG show honayes! Some urethra chat with Ali, faerie’ly BS with Wanda, and crossing the Berline with Madge. Werk that hole like a pro, honaye!

LINKS:
Ali’s blog
Wanda’s luckybitchradio
Madge’s Yeast Radio

WH7: Prolapsing Like an Egyptian

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 19:46:05 +0000

LENGTH: 13:16
GUESTS: Wasim, Madge Weinstein.

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl talks with an Egyptian-she gives him some sexual healing only to be whoreassed and she finally snaps at him while on Yeast Radio! Plus some random Cheryl musings-Eat it out.

LINKS:
YR416 Much Ado About Prolapse

Cheryl’s SEXTASTIC!

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:26:06 +0000

I know I have been a bad Cheryl lately… not posting as many progrums… but I have been a VERY BUSY WOMAN! REALLY! For example, I recorded a little story for my smokey friend Tim over at Distorted View… for his weekly segment “Sextastic Tuesday.”

I think it might be one of the dirtiest things I have done so far HONAYES!!

GO have a listen-see!

WH6: How Many Staples Does It Take

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 23:08:45 +0000

Click image above for larger view

LENGTH: 6:45
GUESTS: None (but random VM’s).

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! We find out how many staples it takes to close Cheryl’s cunt and she plays a few random voicemails from listenturds… HONAYE!

LINKS:
Yeast Radio 408- The Sound of Prolapse

WH5: Cheryl’s VM Backlog

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 18:08:18 +0000

LENGTH: 25:55
GUESTS: Sharon in Tampon’s Child Andy, Racist Whores, Edna & Pals, Jihadist Jerry, Heavy Breather, HebBloat, & others.

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl plays random voicemails that listenturds have left her and comments throughout. Work that VM line honayes!

Cheryl’s Greatest Hits Vol 1

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:50:35 +0000

LENGTH: 3:47
GUESTS: NONE

SYNOPSIS
Here is a little teaser “promo” I made a while back for Cheryl’s Greatest Hits Vol 1–I will be back soon with more messy whorehole for you kids!

WH4: That is Real Good A++

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:20:29 +0000

LENGTH: 29:17
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Ali joins Cheryl for a late night chat from bangle-whore and they unveil an ali-style rating system and sing a little bit. Shove this in your urethra whores!

LINKS
Ali’s blog
Church of Annette

Wind Beneath My Prolapse

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 29 May 2006 14:53:53 +0000

Click image above for larger view

LENGTH: 3:24
SYNOPSIS
The Divine Miss C, aka bathouse betturd, sings to her prolapse in the latest installment of “Cheryl’s Greatest Hits!” Coming Turd a filthy bathouse near you! You get this beautiful song PLUS Lyrics in the iTurds! CUMON!

Frog Eye Test

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 28 May 2006 17:24:38 +0000

Thanks turd that honaye Phat Steve for the picturd!

Push it Back in

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Fri, 26 May 2006 15:37:18 +0000

LENGTH: 2:49
GUESTS: NONE

SYNOPSIS
Another installment of “Cheryl’s Greatest Hits!” Like Billie Myers’ original rendition, just a bit more smokey honaye. A sure #1 Single that Cheryl hopes will finally tip off the movers and shakers in enturdtainment to her amazing talent!

WH3: Ali’s CrabsCycle

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 23 May 2006 08:02:20 +0000

LENGTH: 50:00
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Girl600, Adam

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl is once again joined by Ali for a friendly shit-chat. Adam from the Krebscycle joins them, there is lots of singing and a vmail or two. Work it bitches!

LINKS
Ali’s new blog
Adam’s Crabs-Cycle

WH#2: Ali & Carol do Cheryl’s Whorehole

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 16 May 2006 20:54:11 +0000

LENGTH: 42:14
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Carol Wisdom

SYNOPSIS
Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! You wanted more Cheryl & Ali… you get it–Plus Carol! Some dirty craig’s list talk, baby talk, singing, voicemail, and other random shit. What jew woent? I do what I woent!

LINKS
“Dam Hobos” dirturd website
Lady Raptastic
Girl600

Cheryl Interviews Ali

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Wed, 10 May 2006 05:13:46 +0000

LENGTH: 30:58
GUESTS: Ali Mahajani

SYNOPSIS
Cheryl interviews Ali Mahajani, frequent freak caller on Madge&Cheryl advice show. Cheryl also plays Dave Calderbank’s “Nobody Loves Cheryl”, and the first fan v-mail from Girl600 who was also the first reviewer on iturds.

LINKS
Dickhole play video [warning: graphic]
Yeast Radio
CHUB Creek
Girl600

Child Protective Services

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 08 May 2006 13:39:57 +0000

LENGTH: 1:11
GUESTS: NONE

SYNOPSIS
A little blast from the past for the kiddies! Cheryl calls, aparently from her new job at Child Protective Services. Originally created for Wanda Wisdom’s luckybitchradio.

Crush Em Honaye

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 04 May 2006 04:09:42 +0000

Thanks to Mikeypod for showing me….
Original source

Large & In Charge HONAYE!

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 04 May 2006 00:18:40 +0000

Click for fullsize image

This guy is FOR REAL kids.
One of your fellow listenturds/viewturds (Peturd the fucktard kiss ass) emailed me this man’s picturd. Apparently Manuel Uribe has been in the news because he is seeking some surgery to correct his… umm… “problem.” This hefty Mexican man weighs in at around 1200 LBs and, according to this article, that is “the same as five baby elephants”! What a rude yet hysterical comparison! LOVE IT! This all reminds me of the news story from back in 2004 about a 600 LB woman growing into her couch and dying.

And guess what? Your very own beautiful, 25 year old woman, smoker, and owner of 3/4ths of a lung (that’s me, Cheryl) tracked down some video of him!! While it is not in God’s language (English), and is of very shitty quality, it is nonetheless quite beautiful!

Have a look see:

I can honestly say that I feel positively RADIANT turday! No, it is not the cansturd or the permanent sunburn… I just feel so trim and smokay afturd reading about misturd Manuel Uribe. WORK THAT Prolapsed body.

I know this is rude, but what exactly do you expect from your beautiful friend Cheryl?
As WANTURD Jizzdumb would say, “I’m not judging, I’m just saying…”.

In Memorandumb of Chauncey

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Mon, 01 May 2006 21:29:37 +0000

LENGTH: 5:03
GUESTS: NONE

SYNOPSIS

In memorandumb of Madge’s dog Chauncey. When I heard about his departure from this earth turdmorning I decided TURD record a little something. I included a clip from a pubic service announcement I made back in October of 2005 for Madge. In the clip I implored her listenturds to dogsit for Chauncey and I read his personal ad.

Soup’s on!

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:46:40 +0000

Alright, so Cheryl is finnah warn you before you go have a look-see at these picturds. They are…. well… specturd. Don’t say I didn’t warn you honayes.
Work the fetus, work it like a…. group of sausages in your whorehole!

Corn-tinue turd the picturds!

Cheryl’s Dirturd Dish honaye

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 13:56:55 +0000

Go over and visit the fuckers at The Dirty Dish DUO (no longer a duo but they are still calling it that because they are retarded)! CUMON! It was fab… I was extremely mean to many people, including (of course) … Continue reading →

Report from the GAP: Left Tooth Beating Right Tooth in Race to Condi’s Lyps

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 13:55:47 +0000

Cheryl Reacts to ETHS 32

puffyblubberpanus@gmail.com (Cheryl Merkowski) — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 19:18:21 +0000

LENGTH: 3:35
GUESTS: NONE

SYNOPSIS
Cheryl reacts to ETHS 32–she shares a college story similar to the ETHS cuntRollVerseY along with some sage advice, and then she asks about the It’s Pat laugh of Ragans Faux.