Why Did Not You Warn Me?

Episode 41 - Chef's Kiss

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 00:47:00 +0000

2020 has been a doozy of a day, but don't drown in despair just yet because the dynamic duo dawns a new day!

Holy Alliteration, Batwoman! It's been a while since I've had to do that. Anyways, tune in for our 41st episode as we look back at our crazy year together and focus on what is truly important this season, but really every season - the DCCW.

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 40 - DCCW Presents: Crisis on Infinite Earths

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:46:00 +0000

If you haven't seen the Crisis on Infinite Earths 5-Part Crossover Event then what are you doing here?

Go do it. Now!

But seriously, strap in for a Spoiler-filled, jam packed episode where Hillary and I discuss the rise and falls of Crisis on Infinite Earths. Who lives? Who dies? Who tells their stories? We do. Tune in!

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 39 - Prelude to Crisis

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:46:00 +0000

The time is upon us! Crisis on Infinite Earths is coming to the DCCW and what will they have in store for us? Well, we cover this in Episode 40. What? Yep, that's right!

This episode is actually a preview of what is to come in the impending Crisis filled with our predictions, our take on Batwoman, and our journey through 8 seasons of Arrow.

If you haven't seen Crisis yet, then this episode is for you because it is SPOILER FREE! However, episode 40 will be filled with spoiler-y goodness.

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com

Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro

Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 38 - Spiderman Uncharted: Far From the Last of Us

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Wed, 01 Jan 2020 03:08:00 +0000

I don't rent, I OWN, when it comes to gaming. That's what the cool kids say when they are playing their Forknife, right? Anyways, this week I played The Last of Us for the first time as well as Uncharted 4 and my imagination and love for puzzle solving was taken to new heights!

Not only that, we were able to see Spider-man: Far From Home. Which was many weeks before we recorded this bish. And WAYYYY before this episode was finally uploaded.

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 37 - We are the WoMen in Black

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Wed, 01 Jan 2020 03:08:00 +0000

I have been waiting for another installment of Men In Black for the longest time. There was some speculation and rumors a while back when people said that the Men in Black franchise was being revitalized with a crossover. This crossover was to be with the 21 Jump Street franchise starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum and I was balls deep in love with that idea. That never happened, but what we got instead was hella dope starring the iconic duo from Thor Ragnarok! And no, I don't mean Jeff Goldblum and anyone on screen at the time.

The lead characters Thor and Valkyrie played by Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson, respectively. These two nailed it and it was so enjoyable I was transported back to being a kid when I would put on the black shades, the black shoes, the black ties, with the black attitude. Yes, a small little white boy had black attitude in the most ridiculous, but not politically incorrect, way.

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 36 - Imagine Waiting on Grindlewald to be Good. Oh, Man!

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Wed, 01 Jan 2020 03:07:00 +0000

Wow, that's a lot to unpack.

So first off, in honor of the passing of Stan Lee, I started the Just Imagine series of DC comics. This series was a re-imagining of our favorite Justice League members as if they were created by Stan "The Man" himself. Then I relived the early 2000's glory of raunchy comedy - Waiting - which was basically Clerks, but set in a T.G.I. Fridays. After that, we briefly touch on The Crimes of Grindlewald and when I say 'briefly' it's so brief I don't even care enough to look up the correct spelling of his name.

Harsh, right? Well, it was garbage and he should feel bad.

But, last and arguably the most enjoyable bit, was that we binged the delightful Amazon Series, Good Omens, based on the book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. It was brilliant.

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 35 - 100 Spider-Wives

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Wed, 01 Jan 2020 03:06:00 +0000

This week we talked about the impossibly attractive, overly dramatic, radioactive (radioactive) teens on the CW hit show The 100 and where their newest season has taken us. We also binged watched The Good Wife because why the hell not! It's one of the 4 shows Hillary has seen and now I am well versed in Alicia Florrick and the many names of her law firm. Am I a Peter or a Will? Eli or a Cary? Definitely not a Kalinda, because she was all over the place and I could never be a Diane because she was a beast. What was I talking about?

Anyways to top it all off I played Spider-man on PS4 finally and I cried pretty much the whole damn time.

All that and more here on Why Did Not You Warn Me!?

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 34 - Avengers: Endgame SPOILERS

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Tue, 21 May 2019 23:13:00 +0000

It's been...ONE month since Avengers: Endgame was released. We did a spoiler filled episode about the sights and sounds and feels of this cinematic masterpiece that was ten years in the making.

Ye be warned.

If you have went this long without seeing the movie then I am sure you do not care about spoilers at this point. However, I cannot in good conscience assume you have seen the film and therefore do not want to run the risk of spoiling anything.

Enjoy or don't. You decide.

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 33 - M. See You, You See Me too

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 17:40:00 +0000

In this episode we discuss my play through Spider-man on the PS4 and our thoughts on the MCU and End Game.

We check in with the Million-A-Books Hillary has been reading since we last sat down to record and start a journey down the rabbit hole of Supernatural - one I haven't taken myself, but now that the series is wrapping up after 14+ years I feel I can finally hop on board.

Plus, stick around to enjoy a sneak preview of our future episode where we will discuss DC's ShaZam!

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 32 - Captain Marvel-ish

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 17:40:00 +0000

Face front, True believers!
In this episode we dive into the newest installment of the MCU - Captain Marvel. While it was a fun and different kind of flick than Marvel has put out before did it stand up to the high expectations we've cultivated over the last 10 years? You be the judge.

*SPOILERS*
It doesn't really. But find out why in this brand new episode!

Also, we dive into my watch of Gotham before it wraps up it's series finale this Thursday (4/25) 8pm

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 31 - Into the SpiNerd-Verse

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 04 Feb 2019 22:14:00 +0000

Welcome back officially to the return of Why Did Not You Warn Me? The first Tru episode of 2019!

I am reunited with my brilliant and lovely co-host Hillary. While the episodes done in the style of The Matthew Danko Podcast (Don't Call it That!) are all fun and games...and Batman, nothing beats sitting down with my partner - the Amy to my Jake, the Leslie Knope to my Ben Wyatt, the Willow to my Oz (at least until Tara comes into play, because Willow and Tara are the bees knees) - to host another episode of our beloved podcast. We dive deep into the Spider-verse because my god that movie was amazing and we touch on some other subjects that I can't recall while I type this.

All in all the movie was dope and watching it reminds me of all the reasons I love film making, I love storytelling, and I love comic books. If you haven't seen it buy your tickets now. I don't make any money off of the movie, but I'll hawk their wares till the cows come home.

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Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 30 - Arkham Fallout (Don't Call It That!)

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Sun, 20 Jan 2019 23:31:00 +0000

Hey folks! Last time we had a very Special Two Part Episode when we casted the Pods. So, this time to give an additional treat I recorded a Brand New episode on my own!

Since we have moved into our new place we haven't had a ton of time to record new episodes and that sucks. So while I was waiting to go into work I decided to record one in the style of The Matthew Danko Podcast (Don't Call It That!) a show I used to do on my own where I would bullshit for 2 hours about virtually (and digitally) nothing.

This episode is a lot like that however I sink into a session of Fallout Shelter and Arkham Knight and see what comes of it.

Like it or don't it still counts!

Download and listen to this brand new episode wherever you get podcasts!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 29 - A Flash From The Past

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Sun, 20 Jan 2019 23:24:00 +0000

Check out the latter half of the previous episode where we talk about CW's The Flash and all the wonderful DC creations that exist in the world. And then hear us argue about how that's not true and how Hillary has a problem with Batman. We do however keep things civil so cancel your subscriptions to Pay Per View and tune into wherever you get podcasts!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 28 - Golden Compass Garbage Fire (The Movie)

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Sun, 20 Jan 2019 23:20:00 +0000

In this Special Two Part Extravaganza Episode we discuss a shit ton of stuff that we did like:

Listened to The Golden Compass on Audiobook.
Watched the train wreck that is The Golden Compass movie.
Saw Hank & John Green Live on Hank's book tour.

AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

Tune in for the thrilling conclusion in Episode 29 where, instead of talking about something new we discuss watching CW's The Flash and Hillary's problems with the DC Universe.

Check out this newest episode wherever you get podcasts!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 27 - Getting Uncomfortable with Comedians in Cars...Whatever.

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Sun, 20 Jan 2019 23:02:00 +0000

So as you may have guessed we are no longer being held back by a deadline, but since there is two of us we are also keeping each other accountable for putting out a new episode when we can.

This week we watched John Mulaney's episode of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" and boy was it uncomfortable. Then we swan dive into three seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and there's still so much more to cover.

Check out this newest episode wherever you get podcasts!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 26 - Harry Pogwarts and the Faulty Film Franchise Part 1

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 23 Jul 2018 22:20:00 +0000

I grew up with the Harry Potter films as my way into the magical world of witchcraft and wizardry, but for Hillary she was neck deep into the books and the movies just couldn't hack it. Now that we finished the audiobooks we set out to watch the Harry Potter films and see how they stack up. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll keep crying, you'll cry some more, and then finally when it's all said and done, when the credits roll and the lights come back on, you'll dig deep down into your soul and say, "Eh." We also discuss some DC news/trailers from this years San Diego Comic Con and we also saw Ocean's Eight in theatres. Tune in NOW! Or whenever. Or don't at all. I don't care. I'm not your mum.
Music: http://www.hooksounds.com

Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 25 - Jurassic What Have We Done?!

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 09 Jul 2018 01:27:00 +0000

It's a whirlwind of emotions as we go to the movies. This week we were lucky enough to see Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom and Incredibles 2!

So hunker down for a jam-packed, spoiler-filled, exhaustingly detailed account of our venture back to the island where it all began and find out where it all ends.

Plus, Incredibles two is definitely not solely for kids. In fact it is mostly for the adults that have been waiting 14 years to see the Incredible Family return!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com

Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 24 - The Adventures of Rick and Montessori

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 02 Jul 2018 01:05:00 +0000

This is an exciting day for all of you folks! We are back after a short break. We ventured to Cape Cod for a mini-vacation and also worked ourselves to death. Which brings us to today's episode ON LOCATION in my parent's basement as we do our laundry because we are poor and it saves us money.

That all aside, Hillary got a brand new job teaching a Montessori school and I just binge watch television (much like I do every week, but this is a tad different). We get into Dimension 404, Key and Peele, Rick and Morty, and Community.

If you haven't seen any of these but are Sci-Fi fans, Rick and Morty or Dimension 404 are definitely worth watching.

Then Hillary and I continue our journey with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and start a new audiobook - Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 23 - I FINALLY Know What Happens to Harry Pogwarts!

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Wed, 13 Jun 2018 00:25:00 +0000

If you are unfamiliar I, Matthew Danko, had never read the Harry Potter series in it's entirety. But, after 117 hours and 14 min we finally finished Harry Potter and the Audiobook Adventure - as read by Jim Dale.

Whether or not you agree that counts as reading them, to me it does. I struggle with reading and have a hard time focusing on the words written on the page, and the books themselves can be massive and daunting. But nothing, I repeat NOTHING, brings the story to life more than the vocal styles of Jim Dale (narrator of multiple works such as Pushing Daisies) and nothing could make me fall in love with the wizarding world of Harry Potter than diving into it with my lovely Ravenclaw and partner - Hillary Crum.

This week we finish the final installment of the wonderful series with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and man do we get into it. Balls deep into it.

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com

Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro

Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 22 - Where in the World is Black Batman-Diego!?

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Tue, 05 Jun 2018 01:54:00 +0000

Fall down a rabbit hole so Social Justice-y we didn't even mean to get there! This week Hillary read an underwhelming novel Just Another Kid by Torey Hayden and I watch Arrested Development Season 5 and an old favorite Peep Show from the minds of Robert Webb and David Mitchell. Definitely worth watching AD even if you hated the original season 4 on Netflix. I mean, there's only 8 episodes! and Peep Show is just an interesting concept.

Plus we talk Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 and talk about a world where superheroes aren't all carbon copies of the same straight white male. We ponder the idea of how superheroes can be any race, creed, gender, what-have-you and still be original. In fact - we would be better off for it!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 21 - T.H.U.G.s, Screams, and Deadpool 2: Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 28 May 2018 00:57:00 +0000

We are back in action, but not like the Looney Tunes live action movie.
After being gone for a week due to being under the weather we have a special 2 part episode in store for you!

Hillary listened to the audiobook - The Hate U Give by: Angie Thomas and damn does shit get heavy. I also took a trip down memory lane by rewatching Season 1 of Scream and all 4 Scream movies. They will always hold a special place in my heart. I also watched Creep 1 and 2 on Netflix and rounded out the week with seeing SOLO - A Star Wars Story in theaters.

You'd think this laundry list of stuff would make it into both episodes but actually part 2 focuses solely on Deadpool 2 which Hillary and I saw together. So listen to part one or part two or both! It's all free and doesn't matter to us!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 20 - T.H.U.G.s, Screams, and Deadpool 2: Part 1 - Ridin’ SOLO

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 28 May 2018 00:56:00 +0000

We are back in action, but not like the Looney Tunes live action movie.

After being gone for a week due to being under the weather we have a special 2 part episode in store for you!

Hillary listened to the audiobook - The Hate U Give by: Angie Thomas and damn does shit get heavy. I also took a trip down memory lane by rewatching Season 1 of Scream and all 4 Scream movies. They will always hold a special place in my heart. I also watched Creep 1 and 2 on Netflix and rounded out the week with seeing SOLO - A Star Wars Story in theaters.

You'd think this laundry list of stuff would make it into both episodes but actually part 2 focuses solely on Deadpool 2 which Hillary and I saw together. So listen to part one or part two or both! It's all free and doesn't matter to us!

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 19 - Ramble Sprambles

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 14 May 2018 19:17:00 +0000

I drive this empty street
On the boulevard of broken Jeeps... Well, it's a Honda, but the point still stands. Hillary breaks down on the highway for Mother's Day and I jump into action.

Then we get a history lesson with Radium Girls - Hillary's book of the week and I give a rundown of Arrested Development Season 4 - Fateful Consequences. And together we finish series 2 of Doctor Who.
Hey, that rhymes. I'm a poet, and I didn't even realize that was the case.

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 18 - That's One Wacky Game Show

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Mon, 07 May 2018 00:40:00 +0000

Bear with us, we are spitballin' here. Working on a new day for posting episodes so it fits better with our schedule.

This week I watched Jeepers Creepers 3 and Scream the TV series. One was wayyyyy better than the other by the way. Also, I cover some Arrested Development news. Hillary read Jodi Picoult's book - Change of Heart which is one wacky game show of a book. iZombie and The 100 are last on our list of topics which has been just a roller coaster of seasons all leading up to mediocrity.

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko

Episode 17 - Infinity War Spoilers

mdanko930@gmail.com (@TheDoctorDanko) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 23:53:00 +0000

10 years in the making... Marvel gives us, Infinity War! Holy Apostle's Fish Fry, Batman! It was everything you ever want. It's everything you ever need. And it's here right in front of you. Well it should be, because you should have seen it by now.

We run through Infinity War and Spoil the hell out of it so if you haven't seen it - DON'T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST!

Also, we discuss the movie Accepted starring Justin Long and get into Love, Simon: The Book (or what it's actually called - Simon Vs The Homosapien Agenda)

Music: http://www.hooksounds.com
Composed by: Alvaro Angeloro
Lyrics by: TheDoctorDanko