I haved moved

Why Ed has moved

2011-07-07T14:39:00.000+02:00

If you still not sure wheter I have moved or if this is a joke, follow the link to the The NEW Why Ed?

Friday is BABE day - Is that a wet t-shirt?

2011-07-01T15:08:00.001+02:00

This will probably be the most controversial Babe day ever, because guys will dig it and girls...not so much.

But either way it was coming, it is probably the single most fashionable item among ladies according to guys. It is what so called “spring day” movies in Hollywood land are made of: boobs, wet shirt and girls being hosed down for horny and obvious drunk dudes.

Sorry for the fright but I had to put this one in....Don't judge me :-)

How to fail incredibly

2011-07-01T11:39:00.000+02:00

Two clips, two dumb people, two reactions that they did not expect = A shitload of laughs for me

Eye Candy - Kelly Brook

2011-06-30T15:51:00.002+02:00

Kelly Brook born on 23 November 1979 is an English model, actress, television presenter and Playboy model.

Brook started modeling at 16 after winning a beauty competition, she also topped the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World list in 2005, which was said to have polled 15 million people and appearing in this list every year since 1998.

In February 2011, Brook posed nude for Exhibition magazine smeared in lipstick.

Brook had a leading role in the horror comedy remake Piranha 3-D. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it. Horror, comedy, violence and nude babes are the best including a very interesting skinny dipping scene…

This makes me giggle like a school girl

2011-06-29T15:24:00.000+02:00

I love these random videos that just makes my day, you have to put the volume full blast because the sound effects are too good not to hear damn loud.

Oppikoppi confirms The Used

2011-06-28T15:22:00.001+02:00

So Oppikoppi confirmed the Used but shortly after they announced that Chevelle are not coming to South Africa for the festival, personally it suits me more because I am in fact not very fond of Chevelle. The Used are one of those bands that I listened to in High School with Sum41, so this will be like a High School reunion for me, listening to bands I admired when I was still a teenager. But in my wildest thoughts I would never have thought I would see them live, and in South Africa.

But there are those people that are demanding a refund for the ticket they already purchased because they wont be able to see Chevelle. Come on, Oppikoppi is not just about the bands, sure it plays a big part in the whole setup. Oppi is a destination away from the busy city life to a world that a few have experienced, it is a place where race, gender or social status does not play roles. It is where chaos reigns, and that is why I am going, the bands are just a BIG PLUS!

So go if you have a ticket, if you want to sell it, do it! Just remember that you will be missing a great party.

How to get fired on your own terms

2011-06-27T13:48:00.001+02:00

* Please don’t follow these steps if you like your job and making a killing, I will not be held responsible for any costs that could occur or maintenance of your kids.

Some of us had those where you hate your job so much and just want to take a crap on your boss’s desk (don’t do that, you will get arrested for public indecency)

But you can follow these steps to get fired and actually going out in style, just have a back up plan. * See first paragraph if you regret the decision afterwards.

I will start with some of the basic actions that you can do and move on to stuff that you didn’t even think off, well hopefully.

- Show up late for everything, never be on time but expect it from everyone else.

- Mess up the most simplest of tasks, make coffee instead of tea for the healthy living boss or use documents as your food plate.

- Sabotage the Aircon, put it on cold in the winter and heat up the office in the summer or just kill a rat in the air vent.

- Steal, not money but stationary with someone’s name on and claim it as your own. Guaranteed to make a few enemies.

- Eat beans and boiled eggs the whole day, sit back and wait for nature to kick in.

- Bring your pet to work, a big unwashed dog that shits constantly will suffice.

- Misspell your co-workers names every time on paperwork and claim that the name are hard to pronounce.

- Leave your food in the fridge for weeks with a sign on “don’t touch”

- Claim that water is so expensive, and that you found a cheaper way to get clean. Then point at the water dispenser.

- Date and dump co-workers regularly.

- Use the fire extinguishers to make foam in your coffee.

- Wear crocs to all your meetings and try to convince people that they are the next big thing.

- Bitch and moan about your salary to the new guy and in the same sentence ask him what he is earning.

- Make photo copies of your ass daily.

- Superglue your co-workers mouse to their desks, instant respect from me.

- Have the most irritating ring tone and never pick up your phone, try Lonely from Akon or Heartbeat from Enrique. Punches may be thrown.

- Break the coffee maker.

- Download and print your porn, then leave it at the printer.

- Num lock all the keypads in the office, frustration will follow.

- Lock people in the bathroom as frequently as possible.

- Take paper from work for personal use and make sure everyone sees you do it.

- Forward every email that requires you to send it to 10 people to make your wish come true, and be dead serious about it.

- Order take aways and not have any money on you.

- Park in the boss’s spot or just take up two parkings, in other words – Park like an asshole.

- Fight everyday with your lover on the phone and afterwards do phonesex to make up.

If you at least complete 3 of these things you will be jobless sooner than later, and join those lucky basterds living of welfare.

Friday is BABE day - Glasses are hot

2011-06-24T13:58:00.000+02:00

I have always been a fan of babes in glasses, remember in school where the nerdy girls always were the odd ones out and nobody wanted to talk to them.

Guess what, they grew up, got some great curves, lost the braces, exercised and is probably makes more money than you. Let’s all have a moment for them, cause goss! They are hot and they look always so naughty when they tilt the glasses forward with their fingers with a seductive look in the eyes…. ‘Stop daydreaming Ed and post the pictures already’

Passion Killers

2011-06-23T16:25:00.000+02:00

I hate those, really I do. When everything is going fine and then all of a sudden your world falls to pieces. Don't know if you will feel the same but look and judge for yourself, I especially think the second one is the best because it is real.

Eye Candy - Iga Wyrwal

2011-06-22T15:44:00.001+02:00

Iga Wyrwal was born 20 February 1989 and is also known as Eva or Eve. She was born in Kalisz, Poland.

In 2008, she was signed as a cover girl for Nuts magazine. She was introduced in April of that year as "the sexiest new babe in Britain", and later that month was ranked first in the magazine's "100 Sexiest Topless Babes 2008" list.

Wyrwał has appeared in men's magazines topless including Playboy, Nuts and Loaded.

In December 2009, Wyrwał announced that she was pregnant and would be taking a hiatus, to date she has not yet returned to modeling, insert sad face here.

Well either way, let’s bask in a former glamour model’s pictures

Ryan Dunn, dead or alive?

2011-06-21T15:13:00.001+02:00

Jackass star Ryan Dunn died on Monday morning in a car crash in Pennsylvania at the age of 34.
The news was confirmed by April Margera.
Dunn and another passenger died in a 03:00 crash in his Porsche 911 GT3 on Route 322 in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania.

Hours before his accident he posted this photo on his Twitter profile, which shows him drinking with two friends.
Meanwhile, Jackass crew expressed their grief by issuing the following statement:

"I don’t really know what to say right now everybody because the sadness is overwhelming, but today we lost one of our own. Our brother Ryan Dunn has passed. He died in a car wreck in West Goshen, Pennsylvania, this morning at 3:00am. Goddamn that's tough to write.

As we get more info we will let you know, but right now our hearts go out to his family and to his beloved Angie. Ryan will be missed and remembered by us all. Thanks for the kind words of support everybody."

In a tweet, Johnny Knoxville said, "RIP Ryan, I love you buddy."

Tom Green wrote "Just heard that Ryan Dunn from Jackass died last night in a car wreck. Rest In Peace Ryan,"

Dunn's fans also expressed their grief on MTV.com, saying "We will never forget all the laughs you gave us" and "Rest in peace, bro. You're pranking God now, that lucky bastard."

Bam Margera has yet to join Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O and his other fellow Jackass co-stars in releasing a statement about the loss of their dear comrade, Ryan Dunn, who died early this morning in a fatal car crash at the age of 34. But his parents April and Phil Margera have opened up about their son’s grief as well as their own in an on-air interview.

“I think we are still processing the whole thing, really,” April told earlier today in a video interview. “I know you are, I am, and we’re just worried, you know, about our Bam. He’s out of town and was just told, so, he’s devastated, needless to say.

She continued: “I mean, we’re close with all the Jackass guys but, you know, of course, the Jackass guys from West Chester who spent a lifetime here at our house, especially when they were younger in high school … and they’ve made something of themselves. Ryan was just Bam’s really dear friend, and we just loved him. We all did.”

“I just, I actually can’t even believe it,” April added.

With all the rumors that are generated in the media these days, Phil thought Ryan’s death was a hoax at first.

April said she even would receive Mother’s Day wishes from Ryan.

Steve-O Tweeted the simple statement: “I don’t know what to say, except I love Ryan Dunn and I’m really going to miss him.”

But now this article came online suggesting the whole thing was a hoax to market the new upcoming movie, I don’t know if it is true.

If it is not, all condolences to the family and RIP Ryan!

Oom Vetkoek Died

2011-06-20T15:42:00.001+02:00

If you haven't heard it yet, Oom Zack du Plessis has died at the age of 62.

He will always be remembered in his shows like Orkney Snork Nie and

Vetkoek Paleis, for being always dry and his ever present frown.

Du Plessis was also the presenter of Maak 'n Las.

He will always be remembered for being “Worsie se Oom” in Vetkoekpaleis.

It is very sad indeed, just to get a few more laughs from the legend, here is a few clips that made me smile and think about the good old times.

Friday is BABE day - Do you like tattoo's?

2011-06-17T14:25:00.001+02:00

I thought about a really cool theme, and this is what I came up with. Almost everyone loves tattoos, but does everyone like a girl covered in them?

I am not a fan of inked head to toe but the occasional ink does not bother me, I do not prefer it on a girl but these photos makes it look so cool. With all these pictures of the ink, I am contemplating of getting my own, got no idea what I want or where to go but definitely not getting it when I am drunk or at Oppikoppi because that wont end well.

2 Guys trying to scare their buddy

2011-06-16T14:01:00.000+02:00

Stumbled upon this when I was looking at some random movies about Lizard people, don't ask why I was looking at Lizard people... But check this clip of one of the coolest videos on Youtube

Eye Candy – Jessica Alba

2011-06-15T13:34:00.001+02:00

Jessica Marie Alba is a television and film actress, she started acting at the tender young age of 13. She appeared in movies such as Honey, Fantastic Four, Into the blue and Sin City. She was also cast in the lead role of the television series, Dark Angel.

She also featured on the cover of Playboy but never in the magazine itself which is a shame.
Some really bizarre facts about her is that in her early life she constantly went into hospital more than usual, her lungs collapsed twice, had pneumonia 4-5 times a year and still has asthma. You probably didn’t know that, me neither.

Alba is the only woman who has made the Maxim Magazine Hot 100 list in all the years it was published; from 2000 to 2011.
Enough facts about her, lets bask in her beauty for a while and admire one of the hottest Latina’s in the world.

How to survive the winter my way:

2011-06-14T13:52:00.001+02:00

It is cold and everyone is complaining on how shit the weather is, and there is no getting away from it unless you move to some desert African country for the next few months which I don’t recommend unless you like hunting for your food.

But I have an outcome for you if you don’t enjoy the cold front causing the numbness of your slong in the night and you are missing the lack of clothes during sex, cause face it. Having sexy time is not the same if you in your polo neck and wooly socks.

Here are as few essential things to do when summer gives us the finger and walks out:

-Clothes, have a lot of them on or near you because it doesn’t get worse than having too little on and freezing your balls off.

-Soup, it may be boiled water with vegetables and fake meat in but it goes down so nicely when you chilling in front of the fireplace (don’t worry, I don’t have one either)

-Bonfires are the mother earth’s gift to people, use it wisely.

-You probably will get sick no matter what, so plan ahead. A bottle of apple sours a day keeps the doctor away.

-Be a mammoth, be poofy. You will look like a noob, but at least you’re a warm noob.

-Grow facial hair, nothing beats a good patch of face fur to protect your skin, I would personally go for the late Osama look.

-Sweat equals heat, so get the bicycle out of the garage and hit the street (just leave the Lycra buried in your cupboard) or take up dancing, it allows for you to keep your body at a reasonable degree while you building some serious “gevaarlike” moves.

-Cuddle, it is what makes the winter worthwhile. Take a long relaxing bath with your partner or just lay in bed assuming the spoon position.

-To avoid the cold and not miss out on your drinking habits, I suggest a nice bottle of red wine which will go perfectly with the bath or if you poor like me a bottle of OBS will suffice.

To close of my post, I will have to say regardless of whether you are prepared or not, this winter is kicking my ass and I’m sure I am not alone in this.

Man beaten to death because of xenophobia

2011-06-13T12:37:00.000+02:00

This is probably one of the most upsetting video clips from South Africa ever, a 26 year old man was beaten to death in Diepsloot, Johannesburg. A mob repeatedly threw him with bricks and a unknown man destroyed his face with a wooden plank, he was still alive when it happened.

His crime was that he was from Zimbabwe......

This has put South Africa yet again in a bad light internationally, and therefore having a negetive impact on our society.

This may upset sensitive viewers

Friday is BABE day - Go Old School

2011-06-10T14:04:00.001+02:00

Fuck it is cold, sorry had to get that out of the way before I can say anything regarding the delicious babes I have in store for the lads.

I really enjoyed those black and white pictures from last week so I decided on my own that I am doing it no matter what. If you like it or not, it really doesn’t bother me at all. But if you do then you just went a notch up in my book.

What I have noticed though is that most of these photos are all about the ass, and being an ass man myself I thought it was spectacular. So without further ado, here are the best black and white pictures I have for the faithful.

Oppikoppi That's how we roll

2011-06-09T11:26:00.000+02:00

Absolutely loving this picture (courtesy of Stephen Mogapi Rapula ), its what Oppikoppi is all about and what makes it the premier music festival in South Africa and dare I say the world.

What I see is a good time, dust and alcohol in this picture! Nothing less than amazing and it makes me even more excited to get down and dirty with the Koppi.

How does 13 get injured on a blow-up slide that goes airborne?

2011-06-08T15:41:00.000+02:00

Exactly like this, which is actually quite frightening because when I was a kid I loved these things. Good thing I am older and only play on these things when the hard liquor is flowing.

Eye Candy - Kim Kardashian

2011-06-08T12:50:00.002+02:00

Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian is an American Celebrity. Her fame started with her sex tape with former boyfriend and rapper Ray J (twice in a row that an Eye Candy Babe is involved in a sex tape, see Keeley Hazell ) because no one knew her before that alleged tape.

Her E! Reality series “Keeping up with the Kardashians” also increased her popularity around the world.

She also appeared in the spin off “Disaster Movie” with a small role, which looks to be the norm amongst hot babes. She posed nude for Playboy in 2007 and appeared in a few lad magazines namely FHM and Maxim.

So if you are a super hot babe and want to make it big follow these easy steps;

-Record a sex tape

-Star in a crap flick, think Epic movie, Disaster movie or any straight to DVD film

-Pose nude for Playboy

-Get a reality series which shows how dumb and superficial you are.

BOOM! There you go, fame and riches galore.

Unfortunately she is engaged and is getting hitched in this year for all the eager guys thinking of getting lucky with her.

FAIL Tuesday; Do you know this thief by any chance?

2011-06-07T15:11:00.000+02:00

A stolen Macbook has taken pictures of its “new” owner for the world to see.

The man in the picture permanently borrowed a Mr. Gerry Greyling’s laptop on the 21^st of April 2011 from his office.

He installed the tracking software after his first laptop got stolen and it looks that it paid off because this face will be in every chain email for the next few days.

How it works is that you activate the tracker from the company and the laptop secretly takes pictures of its new owner and it gets sent to the firm. So you get your face sent to the owner and the police if you are naughty.

But what boggles my mind is that after he reported it to the police, the “new” owner switched off the tracker….How on earth did he know that he would be tracked?

Yes it does tend to raise a few questions. But in anyway, enjoy the best fails of this mighty fine week

The DJ (Leon Botha) who appeared in Die Antwoord's Enter the Ninja music video has died

2011-06-07T10:29:00.001+02:00

Leon Botha died at the age of 26 from Progeria on Sunday, he was believed to be the oldest person with this condition.

What a loss of such a talented person, despite having a disease that makes you age so fast, he still made great music and lived a life that only a few could grasp.

Botha was known for both his DJ and artistic talent, he appeared in Die Antwoord’s smash hit music video Enter the Ninja.

What sums up Leon for me, has got to be this quote:

"I am too focused on living my life as it is, to constantly draw my energy or focus towards my physical "state". Just like any other human being, I don’t like to be reduced to a condition or a statistic & I sure as hell won’t end up on one of the photos to be paraded on websites to inspire pity & shit… wrong guy."

RIP Leon, you lived life to the fullest and probably still making beats in a better place.

Christmas Wish List - Ipod Underwear

2011-06-06T16:06:00.001+02:00

I want these awesome gadgets, they will benefit me and my missus. I don’t know if they are outdated or if I just never saw them earlier but they caught my eye now. Take the first one for example, Ipod panties...it really doesn’t get any better than that. Remove them while listening to some great music can get anybody in the mood for some good old loving.

Who wants to listen to your body getting rid of extra bodily masses when you got this baby, a shit playshit may be created in the time you are spending on the throne. Excuse the pun.

This may be the ugliest bra style ever created because it looks like some headlights in the Daspoort tunnel and lacks the punch of hot teasing panties but it will do the trick in my book. The funniest design attribute has got to be the buttons which will be located right above the nipple of your lady friend, meaning that you will be skipping through her crap playlist while she thinks you are trying to get it on, which most guys (like me) will obviously fail to notice.

Friday is BABE day-Are you tied up?

2011-06-03T14:31:00.001+02:00

What a theme for this week? Weird fetish that I have not yet gotten into and probably never will, but none the less. It’s all leather and bondage for your afternoon delight my faithful readers. So if you are planning on an Amsterdam trip in the near future, be prepared for a lot of these things among others.

Just to make a point regarding these pictures, I dig the black and white photos, they look really awesome.